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Love Island UK S13E13
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00:00You're watching On Demand. Please check the closing time before trying to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity
00:06in this programme, as it may not count and you may still be charged.
00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off. Come on, Scotland. Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of
00:22scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it is just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way. What is wrong with him?
00:33VAR.
00:34OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:38Sporting excellence.
00:40I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:49Boom, boom, boom, digga, boom, digga, dah.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:56Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I need control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh, please!
01:05And, of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Mids!
01:11Oh, it's paralyzed.
01:12Can anyone get up on Nature Channel and sell me what that is?
01:17Hopefully, we will go to our next video.
01:43MALE CHANCE.
01:43Thanks,riet.
01:43big difference between inches and feet anyway i set it up in the garden so the girls could watch
01:48the boys dates with the bombshells she's stunning my head's absolutely gone my head spun they also
01:57got to watch last week's unseen bits so swings and roundabouts absolutely buzzing man you know
02:05he said i look promiscuous what does that mean what do you mean what does that mean like that
02:10mysterious yes that's that's what i thought wait hold on i'm gonna pee quickly shut up i swear to god
02:19i need to fuck off you can you can just take in some are you happy you're not leaving me
02:24already
02:25he's literally leaving me already he's like i need a way oh this is like year 11 drama yeah god
02:36sam
02:36uh which one of us has done that shit disco stand
02:44oh oh no has he lost his head what is wrong with him can we put the real house vibes
02:51on instead
02:52and border this shit no it's getting a ball guys rude well you're in luck robin because i have the
03:01remote
03:01control what hang on where is it behind a cushion down the back of a sunbed no hang on here
03:10it is
03:11i was sitting on it and just in time for the start of the new series
03:15the real villa wives of me orca it's a show packed with heated exchanges oh my god it's well hot
03:24oh it's fine i'll be fine now ow fuck no i can't i can't that's actually burning the
03:31fuck sit on your back sit on the cushion i can't everything about it's just too hot
03:37deeply personal gut-wrenching outbursts sorry sorry it's a show with its cheerleaders
03:57and its doubters i'm not doing i didn't if i generally i don't know i don't know i don't
04:04know how i don't know i don't know neither do we yasmin but there's no time to dither
04:09as we're in a race into this week's unseen
04:11so let's get down to it and say in language you will understand yes i'm just a scalster
04:25for kennel chicken and chips chicken and chips i've got big tips yes it's a love island
04:33unseen there
04:38here's an unseen bit of opi flip-flopping about what footwear to wear
04:43i feel like you stress a lot about the club art oh mate so bad yeah
04:48i'll fucking this is pissing me off i'm gonna get so upset
05:12i'm sure i don't hate why are you sure who's are these they don't fit they don't fear no
05:18this is the worst this i'm gonna i'm gonna lose my head
05:21fuck me what are these cav
05:27oh how are they perfect
05:49the boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week but that didn't stop them
05:53bugging the girls can anyone get up nature channel and tell me what that is
06:12david jane and bro here we are in the wilderness a beetle in the wild
06:20oh guys he's actually coming for me
06:28oh saturday night unseen bits is going to be great you're talking as david attenborough
06:32i'm going like this around the earth forget about unseen bits ellie i've been plaguing the people at
06:37itv with my new format idea unseen bugs the premise of the show is easy to understand we just have
06:47to
06:48remain unseen there's a bug hidden in that pot one by that tree
06:55and we come out late at night
07:02aye we can be hard to spot stop with the digging of arrows someone will see us
07:09oh no we've been rumbled no recommission but it's a classic fly on the wall documentary
07:24i got confused this week when everyone started calling sean fitzy if you guys have another name i
07:30should know about you'd better declare them now have you read my full name my full name
07:34go on go over robin marie gabrielle langton quantrell mine's not that impressive sean ronan
07:41bartolomew fitzgerald sean ronan ronan i was actually going to be named roman but one of my cousins was
07:50born at the same time as me oh my god that's one of my baby names roman yeah one of
07:54my baby names
07:54do you have other baby names i have loads do you actually yeah go on how many kids are you
07:58having
07:58buddy i'm only having like is this going to be a brad pitt angelina adoption thing what are you
08:03going to do but i've got some amazing baby go on give me them and i'll tell you if they're
08:07good or not
08:07okay vienna vienna like the ice cream vienna vienna don't ruin it oh that's viennetta sorry no it's okay
08:16vienna that's the name of the place vienna okay then i've got um i like nova for the girl roman
08:26for
08:26the boy roman i prefer over ruben ruben ruben i love peycin for a girl or boy peycin how do
08:36you know
08:36any peycin no why do you make up the name yeah i just find all these names and i'm like
08:42what else
08:42does it so you just spend your days coming up with names for babies what else does i have the
08:47first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with
08:52and the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called peycin could get teased at
09:03school
09:04attention anyone having trouble with their man please sign up for ellie's give them the boot camp
09:11right i'm i'm the leader full body circuit yeah four rounds we're hitting arms legs and core yeah right
09:19we're gonna hit it at full speed yeah no about no about i'm taking the prisoners today right
09:28these are all gonna work until you can't walk yeah yeah squat squats shoulder press we've got
09:33weighted saps and then whatever the bad boys are called again eight to ten but push for ten let's go
09:39ready go keep pushing i'm gonna have abs like shown after this three two one go
09:49one two three four five five seven 16 17 18 19 20 21 keep going 22 i already made it
10:07to 30.
10:07how'd you get out 20? i made it today that was more like one minute that was one oh that's
10:14so funny okay
10:15that's enough planks and dumbbells for one day girls unless you include the boys
10:30aiden may be older than caravan by two years but which of the brothers is the biggest bro
10:35we listened to one of the conversations to find out i feel i've come in there like stirred your
10:40shit up tonight bro don't feel bad you swags got a thing in it unfortunately the little bro just wins
10:49now bro's sharing a bed with her the little bro just does listen you weren't here when it ended bro
10:55like i was still very 50 50. you do you bro it's gonna be harder than i thought though bro
11:01i pulled her and had a chat with her and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke bro but i'm not gonna lie
11:05like it's pretty serious for me he's a good she's great bro he's 10 out of 10. it's huge bro
11:10if it
11:11carries on the next couple of days bro like i don't know what to say but for me i'd say
11:14you you've
11:15got to just move on bro but straight away that words yeah it's gonna be way harder than i thought
11:21bro bro bro bro to bro yeah it's always bro to bro i haven't said this bro bro bro bro
11:31bro the
11:32fucking wins bro bro i feel like you're a trap i'm just having a great time bro congratulations aiden you
11:38just broke the world record with a grand brutal of 21. coming in brother
11:50hey opi remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves
11:54well now's your chance teach me some moves i need to learn how to move the hips a bit like
11:59on your knees go back and forward so you go backwards forward that's it back boom boom boom that's it
12:10people will get dressed up yeah yeah so you see here to here more back and dick back dick back
12:17back kick back here bring your arms up front it back yeah like this way boom boom that's it that's
12:26it
12:26that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it so go boom to go boom
12:32to go boom
12:33Boom, diga boom, left, boom, left, bang.
12:37That's actually it.
12:38I think you got that.
12:39Shall we run it?
12:39Yeah, it's from the top.
12:40Yeah, it's right from the top.
12:41Five, six, seven, eight.
12:43Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
12:47Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
12:50That's actually right.
12:51Yeah!
12:52Boom, boom.
12:54Then, ta-da.
12:55It's really sad, isn't it?
12:56Ta-da.
12:57Back and a, back and a, back and a, boom.
12:59Walk off like a fucking boss.
13:01Thanks, Sophie. Now look what you've started.
13:05Okay, that's enough for now, Cavern.
13:13We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week.
13:16And we'd watch them some more.
13:18If we could find them.
13:19We didn't do it again.
13:21Okay.
13:21Are you ready for this?
13:22You need your sunglasses off for this so I can just see your eyes.
13:24You're just gonna spit at me.
13:25I'm not gonna spit on you.
13:27If I can't hold it in, I will.
13:28But I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
13:30No, let's really lock in.
13:31Don't bottle this, okay?
13:32So put loads in your mouth, okay?
13:34When I put my thumb up, it'll start and then we'll just go for it, okay?
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are.
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those.
13:41Or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out...
13:47What's going on now?
14:03They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music.
14:07That's A did an OP.
14:09Airplugs at the ready, please.
14:11Put your hands up!
14:12Put your hands up!
14:13Hold ten!
14:14Hold ten!
14:14Hold ten!
14:14Here we go!
14:15Go!
14:17Go!
14:17Go!
14:17Go!
14:19Go!
14:20Go!
14:32Go!
14:33Go!
14:48Go!
14:58Go!
15:02Go!
15:05Earlier, we were listening into this!
15:07We didn't do it again, okay?
15:08You're supposed to spit at me.
15:09I'm not going to spit on you.
15:11If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, lets really lock in.
15:15Don't bottle this.
15:16So put loads in your mouth and then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:18Well here's...
15:21What's going on!
15:25Yes...
15:50Lola, you didn't even try to stop it, you were just giving it, man.
15:55It went on my nose.
15:56You have the right to remain silent, Lola, anything you spray may be given in evidence.
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend, or should that be leg end?
16:12You've got good legs as well, you know.
16:14I don't know how, man, I do legs actually once a year.
16:16I reckon from dancing it's a lot of legs.
16:18Honestly, you're so right, mate.
16:19What's the hardest thing, is your core, is it your shoulders and your legs?
16:22What, that hurt?
16:23Yeah.
16:23Your feet are fucked, man.
16:24Is it?
16:25That's it, mate.
16:25Your ankles as well.
16:26Eight shows a week?
16:27Eight shows a week, six days a week, so you have one day off.
16:29How do you do eight shows a week?
16:30So you do one every day, and then two days of the week you do two.
16:33Fuck off.
16:34That's insane.
16:34Wait, you do one every day?
16:36So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, two on Thursday.
16:39Yeah.
16:39Friday, two on Saturday.
16:41Where are you performing?
16:42What?
16:42Where, in the West End?
16:43West End.
16:44Lion King, Sigma, I didn't even watch that.
16:45Now they come out into the crowd, with like the big fucking, what did they come through
16:49the crowd with?
16:49There's like a fake rhino, there's a fake elephant, there's like giraffes.
16:53Yeah.
16:53They put boys on like stilts, you've got to like walk like, like.
16:56Do you get on the stilts?
16:57No, I was, I was the back of the rhino.
17:00It's the rhino's arse.
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two.
17:08You told me you were Simba.
17:09I played Simba as well, I did both.
17:11Big difference, man.
17:12I did both.
17:13Imagine, imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take who you play with the rhino's arse.
17:17What, so no one sees you, you're just under the rhino's arse?
17:19No, so like, yeah, how do you think, he saw it and was like, recognise this arse.
17:24It's like a big costume and you put your, on your, so you get into it and your head,
17:27so you're sticking out of it.
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:29No.
17:41How the fuck did you get this job?
17:43Audition for rhino's arse.
17:45What else?
17:45Just the rhino.
17:46There's got to be other roles as well.
17:47Excuse me, once you play rhino, how can you play anything else?
17:50You start as a rhino, then you're like a bit of grass.
17:55You're joking.
17:56Bro, I thought you'd come out like dancing.
17:58I didn't realise.
17:59I pretend to be grass.
18:01He does this.
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:04Huh?
18:04Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:05I have to be a plant at one point, yeah.
18:08He's like, yeah, it's really hard on the feet.
18:10Eight shows a week, boys, of this.
18:14I played a tree once, all the reviewers raved about my extremely wooden performance.
18:24Lola can count on her hand a number of times Shauna's kissed her, only she's finding it a little difficult
18:29to do.
18:30Do you know what?
18:30When I count, like one, two, three, I can't do it like normal.
18:34I have to do like one, two, three, four, five.
18:37That is such...
18:37What?
18:38You are so surprising.
18:39I can't do it.
18:40Like, count normally.
18:42You can't go one, two, three, four, five.
18:44No, I can't do that.
18:44One, two, three.
18:45Do this.
18:46Yeah, one, two, three, four.
18:47Can you not do this?
18:48No, because I can't lift that finger about putting the baby one up.
18:51Do you know what I can do?
18:52No, I know.
18:53Ha ha!
18:55There she is!
18:57What the?
18:57Isn't that cool?
18:58That's really trippy.
18:59That's crazy.
19:00You need to do it in the talent show.
19:01Hi, guys.
19:02So my talent today is making waves with my hands.
19:05I can meow and do goat noises at the time.
19:07This kitten noise is unreal.
19:10That's good, isn't it?
19:13Most of all.
19:14That's weird, isn't it?
19:15Gail, you've got a bag of fucking hidden talent.
19:17I'm so jealous.
19:18Can you do it?
19:20That's quite different, like a grown cat.
19:22Meow.
19:24I'm not going to do that yet.
19:26I can't do a normal cat.
19:28Mine's like newborn kitten.
19:30Meow.
19:30Meow.
19:31Meow.
19:32I hate pointing the finger at Islanders for their quirks and oddities,
19:35but on this occasion I'm making an exception.
19:44Obviously when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together,
19:46the first thing they're going to talk about are handjobs.
19:49You know that thing in the gym, the little squeeze thing,
19:50just out of the tank.
19:53I'm ready for this guy.
19:55Turn your hands a little bit like this.
19:56Send me in.
19:56Do you actually do hand modelling?
19:57No, I used to.
19:58It was like the first time I had off to school.
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modelling.
20:03What?
20:03I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger.
20:06No way.
20:08You're taking the beer.
20:09You're having me out now.
20:10There's no way.
20:11Do they like wear gloves whilst their weight?
20:13Do they really look after their hands?
20:15What, me?
20:15The other models, yeah.
20:16No, I don't know.
20:17Is there anything you have to do?
20:18Like put a special cream on them around it?
20:20No, they do all four.
20:21They like tidy them up and stuff like that.
20:23Really?
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym around for calluses and stuff like that?
20:26I didn't really do much gym back then.
20:29But yeah, I'm very sensitive to like calluses and stuff.
20:32I try not to get them.
20:33Yeah.
20:33I've got them to be fair.
20:34I said to my mate, I can't do this anymore.
20:36And he's like, come on, stop being such a fucking wimp.
20:40You and your stupid hands.
20:43I'm like, hey, I need to protect these, all right?
20:45One day they might come in handy.
20:47I suspect Lorenzo, once all this Love Island fame blows over,
20:51you'll be back to handling Big Macs for a living once again.
20:59Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation.
21:02Look, he's already got over three followers.
21:04From the start, you're stepping around with your right leg.
21:07Skip, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
21:11Very good.
21:12From there, you bring your feet together.
21:14So boom, boom.
21:15Boom, boom.
21:16Same on as like boom, boom.
21:18Boom, boom.
21:18The next bit is, it's like, it's like, bum, bum, bum.
21:21That's exactly it.
21:22Boom, boom.
21:23Boom, boom.
21:24Next bit, you're finished here.
21:26You're going to go left, right, and turn.
21:29Boom, boom.
21:30This is half and again.
21:31Left, right, and turn.
21:33And then the hat.
21:34Jesus.
21:35Five, six, five, six, seven, we go.
21:39Three, two, three, four, five.
21:42Three, seven, eight, seven.
21:43Four, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
21:46Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
21:51Three, two, three, five, six, seven.
21:54It's locked in.
21:56Spectacular.
21:57Yeah!
21:59That was good, right? That was good.
22:07Occasionally I wonder how any of this lot are going to find love.
22:10Some of them can barely find their own two feet.
22:13Has anyone sat on my phone?
22:15Is there a phone where you're sat?
22:16No. OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
22:19How do I do this? How is it lost? I don't understand.
22:22Is it not on charge? No, I literally had it, I swear.
22:25I took it off.
22:26Oh, my God.
22:28OK, right, what the hell?
22:29How did I have it and now I don't?
22:36Prima, is that your phone, babe?
22:38No, this is mine.
22:39Oh, where the hell is mine?
22:42Can someone ring my phone?
22:44Like, can someone ring my phone?
22:45Did you have it outside, Yaz?
22:47No, I literally have just had it, I just took it off.
22:50What about the bathroom, hon?
22:51I don't think I've been in the bathroom, I feel like I've just been in here with it.
22:55Is this your phone?
22:56Oh, my God, this is your phone.
22:57Oh, my God.
22:58I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone.
23:00No, your phone, babe.
23:00Where the fuck is my phone then?
23:02Oh, God.
23:04Oh, shock it would be me to lose mine.
23:06Oh, I love taking pics.
23:08I assume.
23:08I literally love it.
23:09Wait, Yaz, was I taking pics on your phone then?
23:12Yeah, I think so.
23:13Hello.
23:15I literally, it literally said Priya on it a minute ago.
23:18Nah, something's going wrong in here.
23:20Oh, Javs, is that my phone or is that yours?
23:22That's mine.
23:23For fuck's sake.
23:25I'm so confused.
23:26Maybe you should get it blocked, Yazmin.
23:28Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak.
23:35Oh, whose phone is this?
23:57Welcome back to part three of Love Island Unseen Best.
24:04Where all that glitters is not bling.
24:06Her little kiss ting, got my bling bling.
24:09Wearing pearls, that's my thing thing.
24:15The glassware is pretty shiny, too.
24:17Oh, my God, I can see myself pulling the reflection.
24:20Do you think I look like Matisha Adams when I do my hair like this?
24:23I always look good.
24:24I know that.
24:25We have no time for umming and ahhing.
24:29Eww.
24:30Eww.
24:32Eww.
24:34Eww.
24:34Eww.
24:35Eww.
24:36Eww.
24:37Eww.
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24:52Eww.
25:10Eww.
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25:18Eww.
25:19Eww.
25:40Eww.
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25:53Eww.
25:55Eww.
26:08Eww.
26:13Eww.
26:24Eww.
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26:53Eww.
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26:58Eww.
27:22Eww.
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27:28Eww.
27:29Eww.
27:31Eww.
28:00Eww.
28:05Eww.
28:09Eww.
28:13Eww.
28:15Eww.
28:16Eww.
28:18Eww.
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28:20Eww.
28:21Eww.
28:21Eww.
28:22Eww.
28:22Eww.
28:22Eww.
28:23Eww.
28:23Eww.
28:31Eww.
28:31I love that.
28:31Victoria, what would you be, girly?
28:34Everyone always says I'm like a cat.
28:35Yeah, you do give like black cat.
28:37Black cat.
28:38Like sexy.
28:39Yeah.
28:40If I had a black cat, I wanted to call it Salem.
28:42I'm black cat.
28:43That is such a good name.
28:44I didn't.
28:44We called my black cat, black cat.
28:46And we called my girl cat, girl cat.
28:48And then the other two had real life names.
28:50That is so funny.
28:51Actually, I had the dog called Lola.
28:52Yeah, Staffish.
28:54I knew it was a Staffy.
28:55Every time I go to the zip, that's a part.
28:58And I hear Lola, Lola.
28:59It's always like, no offense,
29:00I don't like Staffies that much.
29:01But it's always like, they're most like, not a cute dog.
29:03Yeah, Staffish.
29:04Yeah, or like a polar or something.
29:05Lola's a common dog name.
29:07Yeah.
29:07Yeah, my old dog is called Lola.
29:10Feel your pain, Lola.
29:11I know someone who named their ugly pug Ian after me.
29:15You have one accident in the voiceover booth
29:17and the producer never lets you forget it.
29:25The net closed there and Detective Lola's found her man.
29:28She'll now review the evidence to see if she should take down his particulars.
29:32Aw, so you won't like me.
29:33No.
29:34Yeah.
29:35No.
29:36There's three stages, right?
29:38Right.
29:38In my opinion, there's three stages.
29:40The first is you're attracted to someone.
29:41Mm.
29:42It means like, you know, you just look at them and you think, yeah, they're my type.
29:44Mm.
29:45Ooh.
29:46See him wrap up.
29:47Oh, it went on my pants, man.
29:49It went on my balls.
29:50Oh.
29:51You have the right to reign silent.
29:53Ha ha.
29:54If only.
29:56It's Irelanders getting scared by some bit.
30:00No, I get that.
30:01I get that 100%.
30:02Like, I want you to actually, don't just fucking hell.
30:07There's a wasp in my ear.
30:08Erm.
30:09It likes your bikini.
30:10Don't just...
30:10I know.
30:10It's pollen.
30:12Where's that shit?
30:13Ah!
30:14Fuck!
30:15Where's it gone?
30:17Fucking hell, mate.
30:18Oh!
30:20It's all right, it's all right, it's all right.
30:22Done.
30:23Protector.
30:23Saviour.
30:29Oh!
30:30Oh, my God!
30:32Oh, my God!
30:33Oh, my God!
30:34Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
30:37Ah!
30:39Ah!
30:40Come in, come in, come in!
30:41Oh, my God!
30:42Come in, come in, come in!
30:42Oh, my God!
30:44He's got that.
30:44I would have watched that back on record, like, you think.
30:48We just...
30:49We haven't got time now, Yaz.
30:51You'll just have to watch Unseen Bits on catch-up when you're home.
31:01Robin has talked a lot about her nights as a DJ,
31:04but not much about her day job,
31:05so it's over to Priya to size her up.
31:08What do you do as a quantitative easter fighter?
31:10So, B, so...
31:11She's going to be me, then?
31:12Five years.
31:13Babe, you're a smart girly.
31:15I am.
31:15Babe, sorry.
31:16Woo!
31:18Oh, my God!
31:19Oh, my God!
31:21Oh, my God!
31:21Oh, no, not again, Yaz.
31:23Ayla, don't get scared by something!
31:27There's just been a wasp crawling on me, like, that part.
31:31It was on a vagina.
31:33Vagina.
31:35If it's not a bombshell, don't scream.
31:37I've just nearly been killed by a wasp, and you're not checking I'm OK.
31:40You can't be screaming like that, man.
31:42It's just been crawling on me vagina.
31:47Robin, you're going to be all over the unseen bits, mate.
31:50I know.
31:51I'm literally going to run the unseen bits.
31:52Oi, Robin!
31:53I run the unseen bits.
31:56It's...
31:57Robin gets dumped by bombshells!
32:01The girl I would like to couple up with is...
32:04Angelista.
32:05The girl I'd like to couple up with is...
32:08Ellie.
32:09Robin, you are now single and therefore done from the island.
32:14As Robin strutted at the villa for the final time,
32:17the problem of an insect in her bikini was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe.
32:22Oh!
32:24These boots are not mean for walking!
32:26Sorry to hear your boots are rubbing, Robin,
32:28but at least there's no wasps swarming around your bits.
32:31The villa won't have the same buzz without you.
32:38Yeah.
32:39Since Opie started his unseen dance classes,
32:42ratings have gone through the roof, so here's another.
32:44A one, a two, a one, two, three, four!
32:47Four clicks, yeah.
32:48Right leg forward.
32:49You're going to go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
32:54From there, you're going to go right arm, left arm,
32:57then right leg's coming out, right leg, then change it to left leg.
33:02That's it.
33:02That's the one.
33:03They're all watching.
33:05Give us some love, come on.
33:07Here we go.
33:09Six, seven.
33:10Do you want to see it, girls, yeah?
33:12Guys, turn around and put ball jack in his hand.
33:15We're still learning, we're still learning.
33:16Let's go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
33:21and a bum, bum, dig a bum, dig a bum.
33:24I do it like a mum.
33:28Oh, shit!
33:30From the top we'll go nice and slow, nice and slow.
33:32Five, six, seven, and an eight.
33:35Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
33:39Seven, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
33:43Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
33:47Yeah!
33:49Let's go!
33:51Let's go!
33:52Let's go!
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35:30You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits and we're going out.
35:34Why aye!
35:36What club are we going to?
35:39We're going to Newcastle.
35:40We're going to Thune.
35:41We're going Thune!
35:41It's gonna be smashing Bonnie lad.
35:45Oh!
35:46Oh!
35:48Oppa!
35:50I'm totally wild!
35:53Give me the tiger!
35:56Give me the tiger!
35:59Give me the Lorenzo!
36:01Give me the Lorenzo!
36:02And I'll turn your world upside down.
36:05And then you're going to...
36:06Yeah, then jump you now.
36:07No!
36:14But Mum's the word.
36:16My Mum says opinions are like arseholes.
36:18Everybody's got one.
36:20And that's her Instagram bio.
36:22Talking of arseholes.
36:23Only joking.
36:24Cheer up boys!
36:25Why so serious?
36:26Oh!
36:27It'd be World War 6.
36:29Well we haven't had three yet, but yeah.
36:32But it's just waiting to blow!
36:33I need to sneeze, it's not funny.
36:35I've sneezed before.
36:36Oh fuck!
36:38I'll go with a mad noise and go like chow!
36:40And chow!
36:41But I love sneezing, it's one of my favourite things to do!
36:45I want you, oh!
36:47I want you, oh!
36:48I want you, oh!
36:49I want you, oh!
36:51I want you, oh!
36:51I want you, oh!
36:54This week after the Ate That Deep Challenge, some islanders went off at the deep end.
36:59It's being rude now, I've been for it.
37:00It's chill.
37:00It's not rude!
37:01What?
37:02Aiden's a bitch.
37:04People need to grow up for her.
37:05Don't say you're embarrassing and expect not to get told to fuck off!
37:09Idiot.
37:11How did it all go so wrong?
37:12All they had to do was slide into the pool and read a cocktail confession from one of
37:17the islanders of the opposite sex.
37:19This boy's nightmare partner is someone who loves attention.
37:23Oh!
37:24Then find the fact it fits and dash their drink in it.
37:29How could anyone get upset by that?
37:31So let's dive back to happier times for some unseen bits before the kick off.
37:36Boys, we're having a warm up.
37:38We're having a little warm up.
37:40Ice!
37:40Ice!
37:41Ice!
37:42Right, pick a side, boys.
37:44Left or right?
37:45Boys, just go like one way round.
37:46I'll go behind you.
37:48Yeah, just go single line.
37:49Just go single line.
37:50Straight leg kicks, boys.
37:51Yeah, I like that.
37:52I like that.
37:54This is so good.
37:56Sweep!
37:57OP, is this what you had to do in Lion King?
37:59Hill flicks on the way back.
38:01I can't do this.
38:02My shorts are going to fall off.
38:03Warm ups are great, but I think at least one of the boys wore himself out.
38:08Betty!
38:09Oh!
38:10What the fuck?
38:11Riffie!
38:12Betty!
38:13It's not working.
38:14Yes!
38:15Now let's dive deeper.
38:17Here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week.
38:28This boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating to go to a JLS concert instead.
38:37Lorenzo!
38:38Lorenzo loves JLS.
38:40You don't look like a JLS boy to me.
38:43Oh, I think I know who it is.
38:46Oh!
38:50I chose OP because of the dancing.
38:53It's just giving JLS.
38:55Sam!
38:56Yeah!
38:59Yeah!
39:02You're the boy!
39:12This girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgasms.
39:17Oh!
39:18Oh, that's so chill.
39:20I don't know.
39:20I feel like girls fake it all the time.
39:27Oh, you got it on my train on!
39:31Lovely.
39:31We had faith in you, Ellie.
39:33Not much to say that we're a Shay and one of them was good.
39:36Yeah!
39:36I get wet, I get wet, I get wet, I get wet, I get wet, I get wet, I get
39:43wet, I get wet, I get wet.
40:00I get wet, I get wet, I get wet, I get wet, I get wet, I get wet.
40:05Yeah, Tommy.
40:07I met her on a night out, lost a game of rock, paper, scissors.
40:10We've got to follow through on it.
40:11That was the bet.
40:12I thought I was going to win!
40:14Get it out!
40:15Get it out!
40:15Get it out!
40:16Let's have it up!
40:19It's an M!
40:20It's an M for Mika!
40:23I wasn't being serious.
40:24It's an M for Mika.
40:26My name is Mika and my name starts with an M, like hello.
40:29I think you'll find hello starts with an H.
40:32But let's not argue, we've had enough of that.
40:35As every superfan knows, the villa is a place packed with well-known iconic locations.
40:40The fire pit, the mini fire pit, the daybed, the terrace.
40:47But this year the Islanders have messed with the labelling system.
40:51So welcome to the Kent Terrace.
40:53It's my first time.
40:54Are you going up to the Kent Terrace?
40:56Where do you want to go?
40:58Kent Terrace.
40:59I didn't make a reservation for the Kent Terrace.
41:01I've never been.
41:02He's going for the Kent Terrace kiss.
41:04It's the Kent Corner.
41:06This is the Kent Corner.
41:07What a bunch of Kents.
41:09It's like, it's basically Kent on tour in here.
41:12You're basically a surrogate Kent alumni at this point.
41:17Oh.
41:18Alumni?
41:19Yeah.
41:19Isn't it Illumi?
41:21No.
41:22It's alumni.
41:23Oh.
41:24There's an in there.
41:25My pronunciation for words is wrong.
41:27I thought that pedestrian was Pedestarian, but for years.
41:32And I was starting my driving test.
41:34And he was like, oh no, no, you can't go there.
41:36And I said, oh yeah, no, no, because there's obviously Pedestarians there.
41:38And he was like, there's what?
41:41And I said Pedestarians.
41:42That's awful.
41:45I bet you, did you pass your driving test first time?
41:47First time, mate.
41:48Yeah, you flirted with the instructor.
41:50With the...
41:51I was only fucking 16.
41:52I wasn't as good as it been.
41:53I don't know about that.
41:5417.
41:55Do you think?
41:56I feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with all of the...
41:59I've actually got a brain up there, though.
42:02No, I know, but I feel like all the girls just...
42:03I'm very intelligent.
42:04...are able to pass straight away because they flirt.
42:06Because boys are better drivers than girls.
42:08You're on your own on that one, Lorenzo.
42:10I'm saying nothing.
42:21It's time for...
42:24Major Bonanza!
42:27I love this.
42:28This is my favourite show, Beach Hut Bonanza.
42:30Bonanza?
42:31Bonanza?
42:31And this week, I asked the Islanders what weirds them out.
42:36Things that weird me out.
42:38Whales.
42:39Not, like, the country, but, like, the animal.
42:41And I find them very, like, daunting.
42:44You know Velcro?
42:45The sound of Velcro, it just shocks my ears.
42:49And it, like, sends something into my brain and it just, like...
42:52Oh!
42:52Get that away from me!
42:53Do you know what I mean?
42:58They need to leave the building immediately.
43:01See, to be honest, I get it.
43:02I understand the concept of it, right?
43:05But, like, see when you can see them.
43:08Like, why are they... I thought they were meant to be hidden.
43:11This girl had...
43:13Oh!
43:14She had, like, earwax in her ear.
43:16I just looked next to her and I just saw the earwax looking back at me and it just...
43:21So, things that weird me out.
43:24Food edition.
43:25Yeah, something that makes me feel a bit queasy is beans.
43:28I'll look at them and they're floating around in their little orange sauce.
43:32If we're having breakfast together and you've got a plate full of beans,
43:34I'll, like, I'll slide the menu stand across so I can't see your plate.
43:39Jelly.
43:40Disgusting.
43:41Why is that even a thing?
43:42If you tried to feed me shepherd's pie, that freaks me out for some reason.
43:46Like, sloppy, slimy, disgusting.
43:49It's weird.
43:49I know.
43:50It's a free combination thing.
43:52So, it's milk.
43:53I think people who can just drink a pint of milk, it's just a bit psychotic.
43:57Bananas.
43:58I did hate for years and years and years bananas.
44:01Like, I was actually terrified of them.
44:03And tuna, like...
44:05Oh, no, I don't like tuna in a cow.
44:06No.
44:07Oh, a man running?
44:09Hell no.
44:10Like, I can't be seeing a man run.
44:12Not that men shouldn't run.
44:14If you're an athlete, fair enough, like, sprinting about,
44:17but, like, a man jog for something to, like, pick something up.
44:21I think just walk.
44:22When people don't wear socks in their trainers,
44:25raw-dogging the trainer, immediately no.
44:29I don't like to watch a man swim, either.
44:31I don't know why.
44:32I do not like when people do mirror selfies,
44:34but they stand, like, dead upright,
44:36don't even look like real people.
44:38Just a man doing laps.
44:40I just, I think, pack it in.
44:42Like, that makes me feel really uncomfortable.
44:44And they're just...
44:49Come back next week for some more.
44:53Beeeee, Chuck Miranda!
44:58Last night we saw the dramatic dumping of Opie and Victoria.
45:02Victoria and Opie, you and your fellow islanders decided you have the weakest connection.
45:09Therefore, you have been dumped from the island.
45:11Please pack your bags and say goodbye.
45:14I don't know about you, but I think Opie's been getting a bad rap in the villa.
45:18I mean, sorry, doing a bad rap.
45:19Yeah.
45:20One, two, one, two, one, two.
45:23It's my final night in the Love Island villa.
45:28Yeah!
45:28It's been real fun.
45:29Ha!
45:30It's been a killer.
45:32Yeah!
45:32I'm feeling real sad.
45:34Just trying to miss you boys.
45:36We'll do this for life.
45:38Cause we are...
45:40Boys!
45:47See you all next time.
45:49But not you two.
45:50Bye!
45:51Bye!
46:09Bye!
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