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Love I.s.l.a.n.d UK - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:36It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:43the universe and consulting scientific experts. Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got
01:50one thing wrong. Daytime. The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is a new night and black is, well black is still the new black. And in the biggest
02:16ever shake up to the format, we had night time entrances.
02:22Hey, surprise hot today. Nice to meet you. Ready to be amazed.
02:29How are we getting out of here? How do we get out of here?
02:32Oh. Oh. Oh. Hold on. Oh my gosh, help me.
02:43Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
03:01Oh my god. Help, help. Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
03:07No problem. Woo! Oh my god. Yes, sir. Hi. We think you're right. Did we get out?
03:17Oh, three. Probably. Here's to you. Here's to you. Here's to me. Here's to me. Here's to us. Here's to
03:27us. Here's to we!
03:28Yay!
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London.
03:47Hello? Hello? Hello? Anyone here? Oh no, they've gone. Where have they gone? Get me Meowajama!
04:02Hello? Hello, it's me. Ian Sterling. Ian with two eyes. The funny Scottish guy? Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi.
04:13I'm at the studio. Where is everyone?
04:16Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too, this series. Fancy!
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that. I'll find you!
04:35I'll take to the air.
04:38Wait, is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane.
04:58I'll take to the sea.
05:04I'll take to the air. Again.
05:08Ah, anyone know how to steer these things?
05:13Whee! Do these things have a break?
05:16Oh my gosh!
05:22And that's how free I want to be.
05:24Oh, I think I've found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:32Check it out, check it out. Icon, Icon.
05:35How are we doing, guys?
05:37Views lovely. Gorgeous.
05:39Perfect settings.
05:40Ready to get going.
05:42Oh my god, it's sensational. Look at the view.
05:45Love.
05:46Montag.
05:50I just love kissing people.
05:53Cut that.
05:55Cut, cut, cut that.
05:58Oh my god.
06:00Ooh, it's a hat.
06:02Guys, I'm a real cat.
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
06:11Like, I'm not actually here yet.
06:12Like, I cannot process this.
06:35I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what I bloody look like.
06:38Like, a grandma!
06:40Can't they still wanna shake it about, then wanna see what all the fucks about?
06:44That I, light, light, light, light, light.
06:47Street dripping when I see it sub, in place.
06:51Speaking, can you feel it count, down.
06:54Space, lippin' when I break it, move, out, now.
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince.
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:11Well, that's my saying.
07:12I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth.
07:15Period.
07:16Like, I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think I'm not even shat-
07:25I'm not even waffling.
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one,
07:38I'm coming out on top.
07:40There isn't-
07:41Ask any of my friends.
07:42Call them at home.
07:43I promise you.
07:44I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come on top.
07:47Bang!
07:48It's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:57Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So, yes, LaBound is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Are you sure?
08:32Yeah, I think you...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that.
08:37Professional.
08:37Whoa, shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40Okay.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:44No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:48Yes, please.
08:49I'll let me get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:52Bear with, bear with, bear with.
08:56Wait, what are you eating?
08:58Oh, I saw these, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Oh, ho.
09:03I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:09That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:11Because it's really neat.
09:11Who have you dated, like?
09:12I've actually never dated one who does it,
09:13because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Like, I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Um...
09:21I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:25Oh, you're not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want to eyes lolly instead?
09:30No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo, then?
09:39What's Ireland?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:52What?
09:52What?
09:53Like, that...
09:53Oh, what, the bit in the middle?
09:55It's an island?
09:56No, like, it's just a full hint.
09:59Like, what is that to you?
10:00Like, a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know, it's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:05Like, like...
10:06Oh, go put that on the counter.
10:09Counter, yeah, counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:17Yes, sweetie.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:19I'll go with...
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need, cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what, water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They're used to...
10:36They used to filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad...
11:02No, I mean, like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous.
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15It should have been Man Eater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not promiscuous.
11:20You'd think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire.
11:25Turns out, he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing.
11:29It's like a...
11:30Is it a fuck?
11:31No.
11:32I would say Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:38Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45I'm just not going to speak for the next...
11:46Yeah, you know he said, I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious.
11:53Yes, that's what I thought.
11:55No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:57You're like a hoe?
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:00I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous.
12:06Bit close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:18My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes.
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know.
12:24That's her choice.
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:29So, I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them, Rich.
12:43The EastEnders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant.
12:46OK, OK.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it.
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone is...
12:55She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:59She put it on her...
12:59No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:03It was the one year.
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey, look.
13:05She put it on her chair.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:29Ah-ha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You.
13:32Me!
13:33Me!
13:34From Arthur Shea.
13:34Where about this is that though?
13:36I am a female.
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37OK, I'm down.
13:39It's not down.
13:40It's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah, what about that?
13:43What's your junction?
13:47What?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the moe, eh?
13:56We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and, like, you're, I'm, like, five and you're, like, seven.
14:04I don't know how they, how do they, like, work out where the junction, my way don't end.
14:07Where does the restart and where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire is north-east.
14:14Right, this is where I get a little bit lost, so just slow.
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What, what are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23Okay, carry on.
14:24Right, London's there.
14:25This is London.
14:26Where is it, like, just north of London?
14:28North, north, west, north-east.
14:30Yes, Essex is literally.
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Okay, just simple, simple word.
14:35So you've got north of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire, then you've got Essex, and then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking.
14:43You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Are you actually understanding this, or is it going...
14:50No, no, no, I know my maps.
14:51Okay.
14:52I'm good with my maps, yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...
14:55We're like, ah?
14:55I drive in Scotland, Danfoe.
14:58All right.
14:59Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:03There's no way.
15:05Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive, like normal.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13You never know, because it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:16LAUGHTER
15:18Hi.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What, a junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Oh, okay.
15:23Does no-one know their junction?
15:24No-one knows their junction.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:27Yeah, I've never been asked.
15:29Oh, great.
15:30It's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews
15:39to ask OP, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be
15:43uns, uns all the time, but I'm actually like...
15:46Ah, I ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words...
15:50What?
15:51OP?
15:52Like?
15:54Like?
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage
16:16from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go, one, two, three, I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G, because I'm repping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us, girls?
16:30Go to the end, pose, come back, and then I'll go.
16:33If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard-hitting clips.
16:43And again, and, and, and again.
16:46And full body flips.
16:48Fantastic.
16:50Just say it like it is.
16:51Like a duck or moza?
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the GOAT.
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier, we rudely interrupted Opie
17:12while talking about his favourite subject, Opie.
17:16But...
17:17What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all,
17:20I'm going to be uns, uns all the time,
17:22but I'm actually like, uns, uns, uns.
17:24I mean, there's, there's, there's, like, again,
17:27Ops is a different, Ops, Ops is a,
17:28I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:30I'm like an onion.
17:31Ops is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie's onions.
17:35Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie's onions.
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable
17:40that stinks and makes people cry
17:42is a great idea, Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year
17:53and she expected a language barrier at Mallorca Airport,
17:56but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
17:59Is who, Shrek?
18:01Yeah.
18:02It's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point, actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Scottish, innit?
18:07You're in bed with Shrek.
18:09Well done, I thought.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Don't care.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what?
18:18Is that what you can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad?
18:22Lord Farquaad?
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:35Where is that ogre?
18:35That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:39Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself, there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series, phone roulette.
19:10One by one, our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello, random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:26Suck the toes.
19:27Suck the toes.
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samaraj.
19:38Samaraj.
19:39Oh, here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:42Oh no.
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh.
19:55Come on.
20:00You've got to lie down though.
20:01And then put this leg over like this.
20:05Like this.
20:06Yeah.
20:08I love that one too.
20:11Great position.
20:12Yeah, does anyone know the actual like name for that?
20:15It's called the Samaraj special.
20:20Lorenzo.
20:20Lorenzo.
20:21Lorenzo.
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:27Oh.
20:28That was that one.
20:29It's a good question.
20:30The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:40It could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with, I think she should be with George.
20:48Oh.
20:49Because she likes George.
20:52Fucking hell.
20:54Do you miss him?
20:56I like Robin, so.
20:58Yeah.
20:59Come on.
21:01Ellie.
21:04Ding, ding.
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:12Oh.
21:13That's a good one.
21:14You haven't got to pick me.
21:16Are you messing?
21:16This is your time to shine.
21:18Do you fancy a kiss?
21:19Do you want it?
21:21Yeah.
21:22Right.
21:24Three-way kiss.
21:25Three-way kiss.
21:26Ha-ha-ha-ha.
21:33Say that, eh.
21:34What have you done?
21:35You can just do it here.
21:36Oh, do it here, look.
21:38Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:39Oh, hey.
21:40Fucking hug.
21:42Go, 15.
21:43Tom.
21:44Oh, look at you.
21:47Hey!
21:49How are you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, matey.
21:54Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
21:56We're going to do it.
21:56We're going to do it.
21:58We're going to do it.
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth, you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that
22:09challenge, but apparently not.
22:11Do you like
22:22I love it being done to me
22:26Now I don't think it's very nice babe with Jasmine. What do you like about it? What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in like sexual situations. It's not nice as on a reg
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting their toes sucked
22:46Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so
22:49Well, not after that performance though
22:51I think you can teach me
22:53Shall I?
22:54Yeah, oh, maybe not
22:57Is it just the toe sucking or does the tongue run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want, all of it
23:04Right
23:06But you're freaked out by feet
23:07What did you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet
23:11I just don't think that
23:13I just don't think much of feet
23:15I like a nice foot
23:17But I won't be like, oh yeah, that's a good foot
23:20Mmm
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms
23:23Have you ever said that? Like I say, it's like I'm talking now
23:27Yeah, skinny arms
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa and that a latte is
23:48a love island love language
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressing himself a little too much
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57Let's do it
24:00Let's do it
24:01How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two
24:04Four
24:04Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the cup
24:08Okay, please
24:09So making a coffee in the morning
24:12Basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody
24:20Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24What do I say, it's up?
24:26Just try that, try that and I'll see if I fill it up
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee
24:34Mmm
24:36What's that? Is that a yay or a nay?
24:38No
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not, I'm going to just put caramel in there
24:47Don't be fussy
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing, like, making someone a coffee in the morning
24:52I think it's quite normal
24:54Because I made her one this morning
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way, I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee
25:35If you do end up making coffees, Aidan, I'll have a double shot
25:36I'm actually dead serious
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like
25:41Look at the net, look at the pillow, it knows exactly what it'll feel like
25:44That's true of a stimulating for my brain
25:45Isn't that weird?
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of a stimulating for my brain
25:47It's cool though
25:48Yeah, it actually is
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact
25:50Never knew that
25:51Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean
25:55It's time for a break
25:56So we'll have to come back later and find out
26:00What's the fun fact?
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits
26:19So let's get this party started
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like, D?
26:24I'll give you a shot
26:25Okay, ready?
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:27Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:28Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:29Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:30Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:31Yeah, say that
26:32That's me on the deck, please
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing birds that didn't get picked
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there
26:48Wait, will God blow your nose?
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up
26:55Oh, you fucker
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog
27:05You've dusted your head
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mids
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun facts
27:19Right, any other fun facts? Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27About me
27:28Right, a platypus
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh my God, a perioded platypus
27:33Phineas and Ferb
27:34Phineas and Ferb!
27:35Yeah, so you do know
27:35So a platypus
27:37Does it sweat?
27:40Water, blood
27:42Or milk?
27:44Water
27:44Milk
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus
27:50No, I don't know
27:50I can't remember
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz
27:52That's a little bit though
27:53You're not a teacher
27:54I don't teach the kids that
27:56Totally
27:57Today we're platypuses
28:01The girls are wasting no time
28:03It may only be week one
28:04But they're already discussing their type on paper
28:06But I read like chick flicks
28:07You know when they're like nothingy
28:08They're not like
28:09You're reading like psychological books
28:12Like that's so different to me
28:13I'm just like
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl
28:15Oh I do like that
28:16Look at my light
28:17We're literally book club guys
28:19I'm sorry
28:19Yeah, you are out BBC4
28:22We could also do highbrow
28:27I love Claire Douglas
28:29She does like murder
28:29Missy
28:30Ooh
28:32Podcast
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl
28:35Nah
28:35I don't know who Bridget
28:37I'm a self help
28:38Kind of book
28:38I find myself help
28:39I'm like I lowkey know half of this already
28:40Yeah but I'm like
28:41Yeah this is kind of basic knowledge
28:42Like you should know this shit
28:44Like who doesn't know this
28:45How down there living their life
28:46Not knowing this stuff
28:46You just continue your book chats
28:48I'm going to go
28:49No but we were saying like
28:50Hey everyone
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah
28:57What are you girls chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books
28:59And I'm not going to lie
29:00Don't read
29:00Then you came over here
29:01You were like nah
29:02I don't read at all
29:03She was like nah
29:03Forget this shit
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well
29:07Oh fuck off
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature
29:10Yeah
29:10The Swedish ones
29:11These are taking the time
29:12Yeah the Swedish literature is really interesting
29:15We were thinking about taking a trip
29:16To the library
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture
29:19Yeah
29:20All the culture
29:21So much culture to take in
29:22I don't mind not reading
29:24I read a book
29:26During the lockdown
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here
29:30To avoid the book conversation
29:31And you're like
29:32I need a book
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit myself
29:34Ellie is thinking that this is not
29:36The under the cover's actions
29:38She signed up for
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser
29:46But that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK
29:49Liverpool actually is
29:50You're going to have to teach me some slanking
29:52I'm serious
29:53Because when we get out and I come down
29:54I know
29:55We have to go out
29:56I'm going to have to go out
29:58Scotland's up to me
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up then
30:07You come up then
30:08You come up then
30:09You come up then
30:09You come up then
30:10Well when I come down
30:13Up
30:13Up
30:14Yep
30:16Well
30:16When I come off
30:18When I come off
30:18When I come off
30:20You're fine
30:21It's away
30:22Sorry
30:22Sorry I don't like bugs
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit Robin
30:28It's
30:30Islanders get scared by something
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like
30:37Ah
30:37Ah
30:38That bug is literally
30:41No one's
30:42No one's actually pulled me
30:43But
30:45Can you do that?
30:47Oh my fuck
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around
30:50Do they?
30:50They would just come right at you
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like
30:55A man
30:57A man?
30:58A man
30:59A man
30:59A man
31:00If I had chopsticks
31:01If I chop
31:02I'd have fucking called that
31:03Like I think we're just like
31:04Oh my god
31:05Sorry that is a ginormous loss
31:07I think it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on
31:09Fuck's sake
31:10Ah
31:12Oh
31:13No no no no no no no no no no no no
31:15You're obsessed with me
31:17I need her to take
31:18Take one for the team
31:19Ahhhhh
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're alright
31:21You're alright
31:22It landed on my face
31:23I just saw that happen
31:25In 4K
31:26What the hell
31:27That is a monster
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29Yeah
31:29It literally landed on my face
31:31You guys just slap me
31:32I love you have
31:33It hurt
31:33I'm not doing it
31:34I'm not doing it
31:35That I should do
31:36Yeah
31:36Like one day I'll just come over and I'll give you like
31:38I bought you a gift
31:39Just that
31:41Get it off me
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do
31:49He's coming back for revenge
31:50I think that is
31:51That is the same one
31:53I was quite calm
31:55Like whatever happened happened
31:58But now I'm like ready to
32:01What is that?
32:02Woah
32:03Woah
32:03It just fell
32:04Woah wait take a picture of it
32:06What is that?
32:06It's a beetle
32:07Oh it's islanders
32:09Take a pic with something
32:13I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him
32:14Come on
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of
32:17Me taking a pic
32:26Pick it up
32:28That's massive
32:28Don't pick that up
32:29You just told him to pick it up
32:31Yeah I changed my mind
32:34Beetle catching
32:35We don't know if it's poisonous
32:42If you don't like it Opie then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle
32:52It's the first week and already the terrace has seen some serious lip action
32:56No
32:57No
32:57No
32:57I mean
32:57No
33:06No
33:07No
33:09I mean
33:14No
33:16No
33:16No
33:16No
33:19No
33:21No
33:22No
33:27but what i'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone
33:36shut up i swear to god i need to fuck off you can you can just take in stuff
33:45he's literally leaving me already he's like i need a way oh yes how romantic
34:12oh the romance
34:20i was quite flattered to hear that lorenzo was talking to ellie about one of the funniest
34:24people to come out of scotland which one of you has taken a shit
34:33she's great that woman she put scotland on the map yeah what an icon yeah
34:38do you know her no do i know her do you know the woman that asks if her kids have
34:43got her
34:44no i don't know her wish i did though i'm gonna sing shall lied by shall lied
35:05so what what a character do you want first the real assy there's two no the one that's sitting
35:12she's doing nothing right are you ready i'm gonna sing
35:24i'm gonna sing
35:25right ready right okay all right i'm gonna sing
35:28shirloid but shirloid
35:34this is like year 11 drama
35:37oh no you saw this one
35:39right go go go
35:41which one of yes has done that shit
35:46and then you have to say it wasn't me
35:48wasn't me
35:50it's disgusting
35:54sorry
35:56oh good brother
35:59just do you make her laugh
36:01no
36:02i don't
36:03are you ready
36:04go
36:07do you know what i mean
36:08i think it's a bit over the top now
36:11what's so funny
36:13yeah yasmin that's so funny if you ask me
36:15it's disgusting
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37:56everyone say cheese or better still everyone say love island unseen bits
38:07we're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen
38:14like that big ledge behind you yas
38:17bloody
38:17ow
38:19it's a program that's easy to dip into
38:22oh you just put your head on the
38:24alright listen that's the least of my problems right now
38:30it's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons
38:33you can make lemonade
38:35fuck off
38:36yeah
38:36at last a talent that opie hasn't mastered
38:40it's love island unseen bits
38:46i heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that aids and what a melt
38:50i think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite
38:54that looks good
38:55that looks good
38:55go on ramsey
38:56doesn't it
38:56smells good too doesn't it
38:58is this mine but it's yours
38:59you're right
39:00you're right
39:01are you joking me
39:04can we share it
39:05can we share it
39:09has it been robbed
39:11it's just been robbed mate
39:12i know
39:12it's alright make another one
39:14round two
39:15oh it's a bit soggy on that
39:16it's a bit soggy
39:18it's got a soggy bottom
39:20don't moan babe
39:21what did she say
39:23it's a bit soggy
39:24bring it back here then
39:26sorry Aidan it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast
39:30i want to give the girls a
39:32oh my god
39:32is it a sense age
39:33can i have some
39:34oh my god
39:36that is the best thing i've ever tasted
39:43that's so good
39:44i've got full on shivers
39:48do you want to have that
39:49i would
39:50she would
39:51yes she would
39:52how fucking good is that
39:54how good is this
39:58that's my favourite thing in the world
40:07incredible from him
40:11he's an amazing mum
40:13well this is a love island first
40:14a girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret
40:29mission from Maya
40:30islanders Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday they have been keeping a secret
40:36no i don't think it's funny you know
40:38well that's what you were wrong Jasmine
40:40it was funny
40:41first everyone pulled a funny face
40:44yes
40:44and then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing
40:52Ellie and Samraj it's not over yet a second chance is coming
40:57is this a joke
40:59it is a joke Samraj i told you this was funny
41:02the games have begun
41:04i'm ready
41:05also ready were two brand new bombshells
41:08so Ellie and Samraj went from dumped
41:11to double dates
41:13and here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see
41:18nice
41:18lovely innit
41:19sorry what was your name
41:20cavern
41:21cavern you have a k it's different innit
41:23cavern
41:24cavern yeah
41:24i sound horrible saying that
41:26where are you from you got a bit of an accent
41:28have a guess
41:30Welsh
41:30no
41:31no
41:31Scottish
41:32yeah
41:3350 50
41:3450 50
41:34i was going to say close enough but it's mile and half
41:37do you have this before
41:38i'm a model darling i'm used to the cameras
41:39make sure you get my good side okay
41:43cheers
41:43to us
41:44cheers
41:45indeed
41:46sorry
41:47i had to swallow it
41:50yeah i need to put this down i actually can't see that fucking thing
41:53i should have got that bowtose down because i'm just getting that out and all night
41:55it's okay there's a fire
41:57yeah i was going to say you don't want that in your drink
41:59yeah dude it's a lot of shit
42:00let's do this
42:01what's gonna happen
42:02come on let's go
42:03let's go
42:03let's go
42:03let's go
42:03let's go
42:03it's funny
42:08pffft
42:09you just like the worst
42:10shit in my head
42:17it's back
42:17it's time for
42:19beach art bonanza
42:22i asked our ancestors to show me their party tricks
42:26party tricks
42:27i don't know
42:28i could do the moonwalk
42:34mate that was shit to be fair
42:36i have the world's crappiest party tricks which i'm going to show you guys because the world needs to see
42:43it
42:57i think i've got one
43:01two legs up and a little like this make it rain
43:05so this one bends a lot worse than this one but this one's pure ringing
43:14tense my abs i think having abs is the party trick so
43:16you can't do the thing so
43:23i don't know
43:24i don't know
43:43uh
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:00Oh no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:08Is it alright?
44:10Is that alright?
44:11Should I do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
44:18...Beach-up-ananda!
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFTCOM.
44:34Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:40I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:41Me too!
44:44It's that time began.
44:47If I don't do it, it ran.
44:48100% they're going to use that shit.
44:49Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are in just in time.
44:53It was a princess pop.
44:54It wasn't anything else.
44:55It wasn't a fart.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin.
44:59Thanks.
45:00See you next time.
45:01Bye!
45:02Bye!
45:07Bye!
45:08Bye!
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