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00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off. Come on, Scotland. Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of
00:22scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it is just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way. What is wrong with him?
00:33VAR.
00:34Okay, well, I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:37Sporting excellence.
00:39I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:48Boom, boom, boom, diga, boom, diga, da.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:55Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I need control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we.
01:05And, of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Myths.
01:10I was paralyzed.
01:12Can anyone get up on Nature Channel and sell me what that is?
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV delivered to the villa in order to watch the World
01:38Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up.
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:46Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:52She's stunning.
01:53You're sexed.
01:54My head's absolutely gone.
01:56My head spun.
01:57They also got to watch last week's Unseen Bit, so swings and roundabouts.
02:02Absolutely buzzing, mate.
02:04You know, he said, I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09What does that mean?
02:10Like, that mysterious is...
02:11Yes, that's what I thought.
02:15Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:17Shut up.
02:18I swear to God, I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:20Here, look.
02:21You can just take in some.
02:22You have to leave me already.
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:27He's like, I need a way.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:32This is, like, a year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, God's on.
02:36Which one of you has done that shit?
02:40Disgust on!
02:42What?
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:48What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real housewives on instead?
02:52I'm bored with this shit.
02:53No, really?
02:53He's getting a bore.
02:56Red.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin,
03:00because I have the remote control.
03:02Hang on.
03:03Where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:06Down the back of a sunbed?
03:08No, hang on.
03:09Here it is.
03:11I was sitting on it.
03:12And just in time for the start of the new series,
03:15The Real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:18It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23It's well hot.
03:25It'll be fine after this one.
03:28Fuck!
03:29No, I can't.
03:29I can't.
03:30That's actually burning.
03:31The fuck is it?
03:31Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:32I can't.
03:34Everything about it is just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:40Sorry.
03:42Sorry.
03:43It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:46I love life, life, life.
03:51Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:57And its doubters.
03:58I'm not doing...
03:59I didn't...
04:00If I generally...
04:01I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how...
04:04I don't know.
04:04I don't know.
04:05Neither do we, Yasmin.
04:07But there's no time to dither
04:09as we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:12Go!
04:17So let's get down to it
04:20and say, in language you will understand...
04:23Yes, I'm just a scouser.
04:25Fuckin' hell.
04:26Chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips.
04:29Got big tips.
04:32Yes, it's a lovely little Unseen Bear.
04:38Here's an Unseen Bear of Opie flip-flopping
04:40about what footwear to wear.
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:48I fuckin'...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm gonna get so upset.
04:58I'm gonna get so upset.
05:12I'm struggling in the age.
05:13Why are you sh...
05:13Who's are these?
05:15They don't fit.
05:16They don't fit?
05:17No.
05:17This is the worst.
05:19I'm gonna lose my edge.
05:21Fuck me.
05:23What are these, Cav?
05:28Oh.
05:28You might change cards.
05:30How are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:48The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week, but that didn't
05:53stop them bugging the girls.
05:55Look, look.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:57Lorenzo!
05:59What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:02What is that?
06:04Can anyone get up Nature Channel and tell me what that is?
06:12David.
06:13David Attenborough.
06:14Here we are, in the wilderness, a beetle in the wild.
06:22Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24Lorenzo, stop following me.
06:26Stop it.
06:27Oh, Saturday Night Unseen Bits is gonna be great.
06:30You're talking as David Attenborough and I'm going like this around the earth.
06:33Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie.
06:36I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea, Unseen Bugs.
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand.
06:47We just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot.
06:51One by that tree.
06:55And we come out late at night.
07:01Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:04Stop with the digging of arrows.
07:07Someone will see us.
07:09Oh, no, we've been rumbled.
07:12No recommission.
07:14But it's a classic fly-on-the-wall documentary.
07:24I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzy.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them now.
07:32Have you heard my full name?
07:34My full name, so I'll call you now.
07:35Go on, go over.
07:36Robin, Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.
07:39Mine's not that impressive.
07:41Sean, Ronan, Bartholomew, Fitzgerald.
07:44Sean.
07:45Ronan.
07:46Ronan.
07:46I was actually going to be named Roman, but one of my cousins was born at the same time
07:50as me.
07:50Oh, my God, that's one of my baby names.
07:52Roman?
07:52Yeah, Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:56Yeah.
07:57Go on, how many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt, Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:03I'm only having three.
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:05Go on, give me them and I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07Okay.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna?
08:10Like the ice cream?
08:12Vienna.
08:13Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta.
08:15Sorry, no, it's okay, Viennetta's fine.
08:17Viennetta.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Viennetta.
08:19Viennetta, okay.
08:20Then I've got...
08:22I like Nova for the girl.
08:25Roman for the boy.
08:26Roman I prefer over Ruben.
08:28Ruben?
08:29Ruben, I love Ruben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For a girl or a boy.
08:33Payson?
08:34Payson.
08:35How do you know any Payson's?
08:36P-A-Y-C-I, I know.
08:38Why?
08:38Do you make up the name?
08:39Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else did I...
08:43So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies?
08:44What else did I have?
08:45What else did I have?
08:46The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:51And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could get
08:55teased at school.
09:03Attention, shut!
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's, give them the boot camp.
09:11Right, I'm the leader.
09:13Full body circuit.
09:14Yeah, we're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:19Yeah, we're going to hit it at full speed.
09:22Yeah.
09:22No fucking about.
09:23No fucking about.
09:25No fucking about.
09:25I'm taking the prisoners a day, right?
09:28Yous are all going to work until yous cannae walk.
09:30Yeah!
09:30Yes!
09:31Squat squats, shoulder press, we've got weighted set ups and then whatever the bad boys are called
09:36again.
09:368 to 10, but push for 10.
09:38Let's go!
09:39Ready?
09:40Go!
09:41Keep pushing!
09:44I'm going to have abs like Sean after this.
09:473, 2, 1, go!
09:491, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6, 7, 7, 8, 8, 9, 10, 20, 21, keep going, 22,
10:06I already
10:06made it to 30.
10:07How'd you get out, 20?
10:08I made it to 30.
10:09Yay!
10:10That was more like one minute.
10:12That was one minute.
10:14Oh, that's so funny.
10:15OK.
10:16That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day, girls.
10:19Unless you include the boys.
10:30Aidan may be older than Catvan by two years, but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out.
10:38I feel like I've come in there and, like, stirred your shit up tonight.
10:41Bro, don't feel bad.
10:42You swags got a thing, innit?
10:45Bro, you...
10:45Unfortunately, the little bro just wins.
10:49Now a bro's sharing a bed with her.
10:51The little bro just does.
10:52Oh, listen.
10:54You weren't here when it ended, bro.
10:55Like, I was still very 50-50.
10:57You do you, bro.
10:58It's going to be harder than I thought though, bro.
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke, bro.
11:04But I'm not going to lie, like, it's pretty serious for me.
11:07She's a good boy.
11:07She's great, bro.
11:08She's 10 out of 10.
11:09It's huge, bro.
11:10If it carries on in the next couple of days, bro, like, I don't know what to say.
11:13But for me, I'd say you've got to just move on, bro.
11:17What?
11:17Straight away.
11:18I would, yeah.
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought, bro.
11:21Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro?
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's always bro to bro.
11:28I haven't said this, bro.
11:29Bro, bro, bro.
11:31The fucking wins, bro.
11:33Bro, I feel like you're just...
11:34I'm just having a great time, bro.
11:37Congratulations, Aiden.
11:38You just broke the world record with a grand brutal of 21.
11:44Come on in, brother.
11:50Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves?
11:54Well, now's your chance.
11:56Teach me some moves.
11:57I need to learn how to move the hips a bit, like.
11:59Make your knees.
12:00Go back.
12:01And forward.
12:02So you go backwards.
12:04Forward.
12:05That's it, back.
12:06Boom.
12:07Boom.
12:08Boom.
12:08Boom.
12:09That's it.
12:09People are getting dressed up for that.
12:11Yeah.
12:12Yeah.
12:13So you hit to here more back and dick.
12:15Back.
12:15Dick.
12:16Back.
12:17Back.
12:20Bring your arms up.
12:20So I'm going to find it back?
12:22Yeah.
12:22Like this way.
12:23Boom.
12:25Boom.
12:25That's it.
12:26That's it.
12:26That's it.
12:27That's it.
12:28That's it.
12:30So go, boom, jigga, boom.
12:32Jigga, boom, jigger, boom.
12:34Left.
12:35Boom.
12:36Left.
12:37That's actually it. I think you got that. Should we run it?
12:39Yeah, it's from the top. Yeah, it's right from the top.
12:41Five, six, seven, eight.
12:43Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
12:47Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
12:50That's actually right. Yeah.
12:52Vroom, vroom.
12:54Then, tada, tada, tada, back in a, back in a, back in a, vroom.
12:59Walk off like a fucking boss.
13:01Thanks, Soapy. Now look what you've started.
13:05Okay, that's enough for now, Cavan.
13:12We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week,
13:16and we'd watch them some more if we could find them.
13:19We didn't do our game. Okay.
13:21Are you ready for this? You need your sunglasses off for this,
13:23so I can just see your eyes. You're just going to spit at me.
13:25I'm not going to spit on you. If I can't hold it in, I will,
13:28but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
13:30No, let's really lock in. Don't bottle this, okay?
13:32So, put loads in your mouth, okay?
13:33When I put my thumb up, it'll start, and then we'll just go for it, okay?
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are.
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those, or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out what's going on now.
14:02They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music.
14:07That's A did an OP.
14:09Earplugs at the ready, please.
14:11Put your hands up. Put your hands up.
14:13Hold ten. Hold ten. Hold ten.
14:14Here we go. Go, go, go.
14:18Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best.
14:24Time to get warmed up.
14:26Ouch, ouch, ouch.
14:27Oh, that's it. That was my shoes.
14:31It was hot.
14:33And look your best.
14:34Bloody hell, look at who you are next to us.
14:37We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight unseen action.
14:42So settle in as we spill some serious tea.
14:45Yeah, what's all this tea business?
14:47It's like crock it.
14:48So it's like tea, crock it.
14:50I thought that was tea.
14:51Or you can say tea, crock it.
14:53Like, that's tea.
14:58You're killing me.
15:05Earlier we were listening in to this.
15:07We didn't do our game, okay?
15:08You're just gonna spit at me.
15:09I'm not gonna spit on you.
15:10If I can't hold it in, I will.
15:12But I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in.
15:15Don't bottle this.
15:16So put loads in your mouth,
15:17and then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:19Well, here's what's going on.
15:50Lola, you didn't even try to stop it.
15:52You were just giving it, man.
15:55Went on my nose.
15:56You have the right to remain silent, Lola.
15:58Anything you spray may be given in evidence.
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend.
16:10Or should that be leg end?
16:12You've got good legs as well, you know.
16:13I don't know how, man.
16:14I do legs actually once a year.
16:15I reckon because from dancing, it's a lot of legs.
16:17Honestly, you're so right, mate.
16:19What's the hardest for your core?
16:20Is it your shoulders and your legs?
16:22What, that hurt?
16:23Yeah.
16:23Your feet are fucked.
16:24Is it?
16:24Awesome, mate.
16:25Your ankles as well.
16:26Eight shows a week.
16:27Eight shows a week, six days a week.
16:28So you have one day off.
16:28How do you do eight shows a week?
16:30So you do one every day, and then two days of the week you do two.
16:33Fuck off.
16:33That's insane.
16:34Wait, you do one every day?
16:36So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, two on Thursday.
16:39Yeah.
16:39Friday, two on Saturday.
16:41Where are you performing?
16:42Where are you performing?
16:42Where in the West End?
16:43West End.
16:44Lion King, Sigma.
16:45I didn't even watch that.
16:45Like, they come out into the crowd.
16:47With, like, the big fucking...
16:48What did they come through the crowd with?
16:49There's, like, a fake rhino, a fake elephant, there's, like, giraffes.
16:53They put boys on, like, stilts.
16:54You've got to, like, walk, like, like...
16:56Do you get on the stilts?
16:57No, I was...
16:58I was the back of the rhino.
17:00It's the rhino's ass.
17:01I was the rhino's ass.
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two.
17:08You told me you were Simba.
17:09I played Simba as well.
17:10I did both.
17:11Big difference, man.
17:12I did both.
17:13Imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take who you played with the rhino's ass.
17:17Also, no one sees you.
17:18You're just under the rhino's.
17:19No, so, like...
17:20Yeah, how do you think he saw it?
17:21It was like, recognize this ass.
17:23It's like a big costume, and you put your, on your...
17:25So you get into it, and your head, you're sticking out of it.
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:29No.
17:29It says you that.
17:32What, there's someone in front of you as well?
17:34No, but I...
17:41How the fuck did you get this job?
17:43Audition for rhino's ass.
17:44What else?
17:45Just the rhino.
17:46There's got to be other roles as well.
17:47Excuse me, once you play rhino, how can you play anything else?
17:50You start as a rhino, then you're like a bit of grass.
17:54You're joking.
17:56Bro, I thought you'd come out like dancing now.
17:58I didn't realize.
17:59I pretend to be grass.
18:00He does this.
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:03Huh?
18:04Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:05I have to be a plant at one point, yeah.
18:07He's like, yeah, it's really hard on the feet.
18:10Eight shows a week, boys, of this.
18:14I played a tree once, all the reviewers raved about my extremely wooden performance.
18:23Lola can count on her hand a number of times Shauna's kissed her, only she's finding it a little difficult
18:28to do.
18:29Do you know what, when I count, like one, two, three, I can't do it like normal.
18:34I have to do like one, two, three, four, five.
18:36That is such, you are so surprising.
18:39I can't do it.
18:40Like, count normally.
18:42You can't go one, two, three, four, five.
18:44No, I can't do that.
18:44One, two, three.
18:45Do this.
18:46Yeah, one, two, three, four.
18:47Can you not do this?
18:48No, because I can't lift that finger about putting the baby one up.
18:51Oh, do you know what I can do?
18:52No, I know.
18:55There she is.
18:57What the?
18:58That's really trippy.
18:59That's crazy.
19:00You need to do it in the talent show.
19:01Hi guys, so my talent today is making waves with my hands.
19:05I can meow and do goat noises at the time.
19:07This kitten noise is unreal.
19:10That's good, isn't it?
19:13Most of all.
19:14That's weird, isn't it?
19:14Gail, you've got a bag of fucking hidden talent.
19:16I'm so jealous.
19:17Can you do it?
19:20That's kind of good to look like a grown cat.
19:24I can only feel like a grown cat though, like I can't do a normal cat.
19:27Mine's like newborn kitten.
19:31I hate pointing the finger at Islanders for their quirks and oddities,
19:35but on this occasion I'm making an exception.
19:44Obviously when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together,
19:46the first thing they're going to talk about are hand jobs.
19:48You know that thing in the gym, the little squeeze thing, like just out of the tank.
19:53I'm ready for this guy.
19:55Turn your hands a little bit like this.
19:55Send me in.
19:56Do you actually do hand modelling?
19:57No, I used to.
19:58It was like the first job I had after school.
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modelling.
20:02How do you audition?
20:03Like show them like...
20:04I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger.
20:06No way.
20:11Do they like wear gloves whilst they're waiting?
20:13Do they really look after their hands?
20:15What, me?
20:15The other models, yeah.
20:16No, I don't know.
20:17Is there anything you have to do, like put a special cream on them or anything?
20:19No, they do all four.
20:20They like tidy them up and stuff like that.
20:23Really?
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym wearing for calluses and stuff like that?
20:26Do they like any other stuff, do you know?
20:26I didn't really do much gym back then.
20:28I don't know.
20:29But yeah, I'm very sensitive to like calluses and stuff.
20:31I try not to get them.
20:32Yeah, I've got them to be fair.
20:34I said to my mate, I can't do this anymore.
20:36And he's like, come on, stop being such a fucking wimp.
20:40You and your stupid hands.
20:43I'm like, hey, I need to protect these, all right?
20:45One day, they might come in handy.
20:47I suspect, Lorenzo, once all this Love Island fame blows over,
20:51you'll be back to handling Big Macs for a living once again.
20:59Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation.
21:02Look, he's already got over three followers.
21:04From the start, you're stepping around with your right leg.
21:07Skip, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
21:11Very good.
21:11From there, you bring your feet together.
21:14So boom, boom, boom.
21:16Same on his leg.
21:16Boom, boom, boom.
21:18The next bit is, it's like, it's like,
21:21That's exactly it.
21:22Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
21:24Next bit, you're finished here.
21:26You're gonna go left, right, and turn.
21:29This is half, and again, left, right, and turn.
21:32And then the hat.
21:33Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
21:35Five, six, five, six, seven, we go.
21:54It's locked in.
21:55It's locked in.
21:56Spectacular.
21:57Yeah.
21:59That was good, right?
22:00That was good.
22:07Occasionally, I wonder how any of this lot are gonna find love.
22:10Some of them can barely find their own two feet.
22:13Has anyone sat on my phone?
22:15Is there a phone where you're sat?
22:16No.
22:17OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
22:18How do I do this?
22:20Like, how's it lost?
22:21I don't understand.
22:22Is it not on charge?
22:23No, I literally had it, I swear, I took it off.
22:26Oh, my God.
22:28OK, right, what the hell?
22:29How did I have it and now I don't?
22:35Prima, is that your phone, babe?
22:37No, this is mine.
22:39Oh, where the hell is mine?
22:42Can someone bring my phone?
22:43Like, can someone bring my phone?
22:45Did you have it outside, Yaz?
22:47No, I literally have just had it, I just took it off.
22:50What about the bathroom, hon?
22:51I don't think I've been in the bathroom.
22:52I feel like I've just been in here with it.
22:54Is this your phone?
22:56Oh, my God, this is your phone.
22:57Oh, my God.
22:58I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone.
23:00No, you're fine, babe.
23:00Where the fuck is my phone, then?
23:02Oh, God.
23:04Oh, shock it would be me to lose mine.
23:06Oh, I love taking pics.
23:08I assume.
23:08I literally love it.
23:09Wait, Yaz, was I taking pics on your phone, then?
23:12Yeah, I think so.
23:15I literally, it literally said prayer on it a minute ago.
23:18Nah, something's going wrong in here.
23:20Oh, Yaz, is that my phone or is that yours?
23:22That's mine.
23:23For fuck's sake.
23:24I'm so confused.
23:26Maybe you should get it blocked, Yasmin.
23:28Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak.
23:35Oh, are these phones?
23:57Welcome back to part three of a love island I've seen best
24:04where all that glitters is not bling a little kiss ting got my bling bling wearing pearls
24:09that's my thing thing the glassware is pretty shiny too oh my god I can see myself putting
24:18the reflection do you think I look like Morticia Adams when I do my hair like this I always look
24:24good I know that we have no time for umming and aying okay maybe a tiny bit of umming but
24:37hats off to
24:38them I say as they get down to a beat entirely of their own making go and get the fuck
24:48out of my bed
24:49get that fuck out of my bed and occasionally find themselves as the butt of the joke but you know
24:54guys this is actually really hard go on do the runner yeah but surely that's the front of the right
25:01now
25:01in the background is a little bit more to it if you're at the back it's got a sway yeah
25:06it's like
25:07it's like this see like here and it's like and your head is sticking out wait people see you yeah
25:13you can see your head oh you can see your head I thought you were just stuck up in like
25:16someone's
25:16heart let's do the elephant then so I'll go on the elephant you're just doing this
25:20what you've got a shuffle yeah unseen bits jumbo jokes minimal effort
25:37here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo getting all gollum about Sean's precious ring
25:41has that ring got me now no the one on her finger does you've given her your ring no she's
25:50just
25:50minding it for me have you lost it show me your tongue right now show me your tongue right now
25:54oh my
25:56god you've given her your ring you have lost you have not lost my ring if you've lost it it's
26:01done just
26:13you've given her your ring I hope a bombshell comes in oh guys this is so cute I just love
26:19you guys
26:20together it won't be so cute if that ring is lost it'll be handbaggings at dawn no see the ring
26:27is a
26:27test if she loses that it's done wow it's a taste find it Lola or you shall not pass okay
26:37so how how
26:39mad are you are you actually serious I didn't mean it you've lost my ring are you really mad yeah
26:44I'm
26:44fuming why cuz I made that in a class you thought oh my god you are actually not funny let
26:51me see it
26:53that looks good don't it I made that yeah oh my precious I can't believe I'm making my own coffee
27:01I felt like this is a bit embarrassing and so another quest begins honestly if this keeps up
27:06we'll be changing the name of the show to unseen hobbits
27:17other islanders no looking for love is a serious business before you can find it you have to ask
27:22yourself some difficult questions so guys if we were all animals which animals do you think we'd be
27:27Ellie you're like a lion yeah yeah sexy lion like a snow leopard yeah something with nails yeah and we
27:36said
27:36we said that you are so cute Pomeranian sexy my mom always says I'm like a tiger but I don't
27:43know if
27:44that's why I see that for you I'd say some type of cat but I think everyone's some type of
27:48cat yes thanks
27:51one one of them bald fuckers she's definitely not bald she's always shaving she's always shaving mate
27:57I'm like what animal would Lola be do you know what you're like Bambi yeah because you're strutting
28:03around jazz is like a sexy black leopard you're like I'll take that that's that's a cute one I like
28:13I'll show what do we say everyone is a dolphin yeah or maybe like a peacock
28:25when she gets dressed up at night she has a service out you know yeah Victoria what would you be
28:32darling everyone always says I'm like a car yeah you do give like black black cow like sexy yeah yeah
28:39if I
28:40had a black cat I wanted to call it Salem I'm back that is such a good name I didn't
28:44we called my
28:44black cat black cat and we called my girl cut girl cat and then the other two had real life
28:49names
28:52my fish I knew it was a stuffy every every time I go to visit like the park and I
28:58hear Lola Lola it's
28:59always like no offense I don't like a staffies that much but it's always like they're most like not
29:02cute dog yeah staffies yeah feel your pain Lola I know someone who named their ugly pug Ian after me
29:14you have one accident in the voiceover booth and the producer never lets you forget it
29:24the net closed there and detective Lola's found her man she'll now review the evidence to see if
29:29she should take down his particulars oh so you won't like me no yeah no there's three stages right
29:37right my opinion there's three stages the first is you're attracted to someone that means like you
29:42know you just look at them and you think yeah they're my type see in that box oh where are
29:47my
29:47pants man when are my balls oh you have the right to reign silent haha if only
29:56it's irelanders get scared by something no I get that I get 100% I want you to actually
30:04don't just fucking hell the wasp in my ear it likes your bikini just I know it's it's pollen
30:11shit fuck where's it going where's it going where's it going where's it gone from that hell right oh
30:19so how is it with it PEiscuit protector save you
30:28oh my god I don't touch it Oh stop stop stop stop stop
30:40Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
30:45I want to watch that back on record.
30:49We haven't got time now, Yaz.
30:51You'll just have to watch Unseen Bits on catch-up when you're home.
31:00Robin has talked a lot about our nights as a DJ,
31:03but not much about our day jobs.
31:05It's over to Priya to size her up.
31:07What do you do as a quantihesophator?
31:10So, basically...
31:11Is it going to be me, then?
31:12Five years.
31:13Babe, you're a smart girly.
31:14I am.
31:15Babe, sorry.
31:16Oh, my God!
31:19Oh, my God!
31:20Oh, no, not again.
31:23I only don't get scared by something.
31:27There's just been a wasp crawling on me, like, that part.
31:31It was on a vagina.
31:33Vagina.
31:34If it's not a bombshell, don't scream.
31:37I'm just nearly being killed by a wasp, and you're not checking them okay?
31:40You can't be screaming like that, man.
31:42It's just been crawling on me vagina.
31:47Robin, you're going to be all over the Unseen Bits, mate.
31:50I'm literally going to run the Unseen Bits.
31:52Oi, Robin, I run the Unseen Bits.
31:56It's...
31:56Robin gets dumped by bombshells!
32:01The girl I would like to couple up with is Angelista.
32:05The girl I'd like to couple up with is Ellie.
32:09Robin, you are now single, and therefore done from the island.
32:14As Robin strutted at the villa for the final time,
32:16the problem of an insect in her bikini was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe.
32:22Oh!
32:23These boots are not mean for walking!
32:26Sorry to hear your boots are rubbing, Robin,
32:28but at least there's no wasps swarming around your bets.
32:31The villa won't have the same buzz without you.
32:39Since Opie started his Unseen Dance classes,
32:42ratings have gone through the roof, so here's another.
32:44A one, a two, a one, two, three, four!
32:47Four clicks, yeah, right leg forward.
32:49You're going to go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
32:54From there, you're going to go right arm, left arm,
32:57then right leg's coming out, right leg,
32:59then change it to left leg.
33:01That's it.
33:02That's so odd.
33:03They're all watching.
33:05Give us some love, come on.
33:07Here we go.
33:09Six, seven.
33:10Do you want to see it, girls, yeah?
33:12Yeah!
33:13Guys, turn around and put on Jack in his hand.
33:15We're still learning, we're still learning.
33:16So let's go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
33:21and a bum, bum, dig a bum, dig a bum.
33:24I feel like a mum.
33:28Oh, shit.
33:29Then last look from the top, we'll go nice and slow, nice and slow.
33:31Five, six, seven, and an eight.
33:34Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
33:39Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
33:42Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
33:47Yeah!
33:49Let's go, guys.
33:51Let's go.
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35:30You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits and we're going out.
35:34Why aye.
35:36What club are we going to?
35:38We're going to Newcastle.
35:40We're going to Thune.
35:40Going Thune.
35:41It's going to be smashing, Bonnie lad.
35:45Oh, Obie.
35:50I'm totally wild.
35:53Give me the tiger.
35:59Give me the Lorenzo.
36:00Give me the Lorenzo.
36:02And I'll turn your world upside down.
36:04And then you're going to...
36:05Yeah, then jump to your nail.
36:13But mum's the word.
36:16My mum says, opinions are like arseholes.
36:18Everybody's got one.
36:19And that's her Instagram bio.
36:21Talking of arseholes.
36:23Only joking.
36:24Cheer up, boys.
36:24Why so serious?
36:26Oh.
36:27It'd be World War VI.
36:29Well, we haven't had three yet.
36:30But yeah.
36:32But it's just waiting to blow.
36:33I need to sneeze.
36:34It's not funny.
36:35I've sneezed before.
36:36Oh, fuck.
36:37I'll go with a mad noise.
36:39I'll go like, chow.
36:40Chow.
36:41But I love sneezing.
36:43It's one of my favourite I used to do.
36:54This week after the Ain't That Deep Challenge,
36:56some Anders went off at the deep end.
36:58It's being rude now, but for it to chill.
37:00It's not rude.
37:00What?
37:02Aidan's a bitch.
37:03People need to grow up for her.
37:05Don't say you're embarrassing
37:06and expect not to get told to fuck off.
37:09Idiot.
37:10How did it all go so wrong?
37:12All they had to do was slide into the pool
37:15and read a cocktail confession
37:16from one of the Islanders of the opposite sex.
37:19This boy's nightmare partner
37:21is someone who loves attention.
37:23Oh.
37:24Then find the fact it fits
37:26and dash their drink in it.
37:29How could anyone get upset by that?
37:31So let's dive back to happier times
37:33for some unseen bits before the kickoff.
37:37Boys, we're having a warm-up.
37:38We're having a little warm-up.
37:40Ice, ice, ice, ice.
37:42Right, pick a side, boys.
37:43Left or right?
37:44Boys, just go, like, one way round.
37:46I'll go behind you.
37:48Yeah, just go single line.
37:49Just go single line.
37:50Straight leg kicks, boys.
37:51Yeah, I like that.
37:52I like that.
37:53This is so good.
37:55I'm on the way for the sweep.
37:56I hope you just want to do it in Lion King.
37:59Hill flicks on the way back.
38:01Can't do it.
38:01The shorts are going to fall off.
38:03Warm-ups are great,
38:04but I think at least one of the boys wore himself out.
38:07Ready?
38:08Oh!
38:10What the fuck?
38:11Riffy!
38:12Ready?
38:12It's not working.
38:14Yeah!
38:15Now let's dive deeper.
38:17Here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week.
38:28This boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating to go to a JLS concert instead.
38:34That's the best.
38:35That's the best.
38:36That's what it is.
38:37Lorenzo.
38:38Lorenzo loves JLS.
38:40You don't look like a JLS boy to me.
38:43Oh, I think I know who it is.
38:51I chose Opie because of the dancing.
38:53It's just giving JLS.
38:54Yes.
38:55Sam.
38:56Yeah!
38:59Rrrrgh!
39:02You're the boy!
39:07That was good.
39:08That was a good song.
39:09That was.
39:10Yeah, you're an actual lion.
39:12This girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgasms.
39:17Oh.
39:18Oh, that's so chill.
39:19I don't know.
39:20I feel like girls fake it all the time.
39:27Oh, you got it on my train on.
39:31We have faith in you, Ellie.
39:32Not much to say that we're shitty and one of them was good.
39:35Yeah.
39:42Wow.
39:45Okay.
39:46This boy has the initial of a girl he slept with once on his arse cheek.
39:51That's Deco, Tommy.
39:52Simba or Tommy?
39:53That's Tommy.
39:54That's Tommy.
39:55Simba or Tommy.
39:56I'm going to do anything.
39:58I'm like, oh, my God.
40:00I can't.
40:01That's all you.
40:05Yeah, Tommy.
40:06Woo!
40:07I met her on a night out.
40:09Lost a game of rock, paper, scissors.
40:10We've got to follow through on it.
40:11That was the bear.
40:11I thought I was going to win.
40:13Yeah, Mika.
40:13Get it out.
40:15Get it out.
40:16Let's have it up.
40:18Oh, my God.
40:20It's an M for Mika.
40:21That's true.
40:22I wasn't being serious.
40:24I just said M for Mika.
40:25My name is Mika and my name starts with an M, like hello.
40:29I think you'll find hello starts with an H.
40:32But let's not argue.
40:33We've had enough of that.
40:34As every super fan knows, the villa is a place packed with well-known, iconic locations.
40:40The fire pits.
40:41The mini fire pits.
40:43The day beds.
40:45The terrace.
40:47But this year, the Islanders have messed with the labelling system.
40:51So, welcome to the Kent Terrace.
40:53It's my first time.
40:54Are you going up to the Kent Terrace?
40:56Where do you want to go?
40:57Kent Terrace.
40:59Mika reservation for the Kent Terrace.
41:01I've never been.
41:02He's going for the Kent Terrace kiss.
41:04It's the Kent Corner.
41:06This is the Kent Corner.
41:07What a bunch of Kents.
41:09It's like, it's basically Kent on tour in here.
41:12You're basically a surrogate Kent alumni at this point.
41:17Oh.
41:18Alumni?
41:18Yeah.
41:19Isn't it Illumi?
41:21No.
41:22It's alumni.
41:23Oh.
41:24There's an N in there.
41:25My pronunciation for words is wrong.
41:27I thought that pedestrian was pedestrian, but for years.
41:31And I was starting my driving test.
41:34And he was like, oh, no, no, you can't go there.
41:35And I said, oh, yeah, no, no, because there's obviously pedestarians there.
41:38And he was like, there's what?
41:40And I said, pedestarians.
41:42That's awful.
41:45I bet you, did you pass your driving test first time?
41:47First time, mate.
41:47Yeah.
41:48You flirted with the instructor.
41:50With the...
41:50I was only fucking 16.
41:52I wasn't as good as it bet.
41:53I don't know about that.
41:5417.
41:55Do you think?
41:55I feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with all of the exameners.
41:59I've actually got a brain up there, though.
42:01No, I know, but I feel like all the girls just...
42:03I'm very intelligent.
42:04...are able to pass straight away because they flirt.
42:06Because boys are better drivers than girls.
42:07You're on your own on that one, Lorenzo.
42:10I'm saying nothing.
42:21It's time for...
42:24Major Bonanza!
42:26I love this.
42:28This is my favourite show, Beach Hut Bonanza.
42:30Bonanza?
42:31Bonanza?
42:31And this week, I asked the Islanders what weirds them out.
42:35Things that weird me out.
42:38Whales.
42:39Not, like, the country, but, like, the animal.
42:41And I find them very, like, daunting.
42:44You know Velcro?
42:45The sound of Velcro, it just shocks my ears.
42:48And it, like, sends something into my brain.
42:50It's just, like, oh, get that away from me.
42:53Do you know what I mean?
42:54Oh, you know what, them pop socks?
42:56Get them out the door!
42:58They need to leave the building immediately.
43:01See, to be honest, I get it.
43:02I understand the concept of it, right?
43:04But, like, see when you can see them.
43:08Like, why are they...
43:09I thought they were meant to be had then.
43:11This girl had...
43:12Oh, she had, like, earwax in her ear.
43:16I just looked next to her.
43:17I just saw the earwax looking back at me.
43:18It just...
43:20So, things that weird me out.
43:24Food edition.
43:25Yeah, something that makes me feel a bit queasy is beans.
43:28I'll look at them and flatten around their little orange sauce.
43:32If we're having breakfast together and you've got a plate full of beans,
43:34I'll, like, I'll slide the menu stand across so I can't see your plate.
43:39Jelly.
43:40Disgusting.
43:40Why is that even a thing?
43:42If you tried to feed me shepherd's pie, that freaks me out for some reason.
43:46Like, sloppy, slimy, disgusting.
43:48It's weird, I know.
43:50It's a three-combedation thing, so it's milk.
43:53I think people who can just drink a pint of milk, it's just a bit psychotic.
43:57Bananas.
43:58I did hate, for years and years and years, bananas.
44:01Like, I was actually terrified of them.
44:03And tuna, like...
44:04Oh, no, I don't like tuna in a cow.
44:06No.
44:06Oh, a man running?
44:09Hell no.
44:10Like, I can't be seeing a man run.
44:12Not that men shouldn't run.
44:14If you're an athlete, fair enough, like, sprinting about,
44:17but, like, a man jog for something to, like, pick something up.
44:21I think just walk.
44:22When people don't wear socks in their trainers,
44:25raw dogging the trainer, it needs to be done.
44:29I don't like to watch a man swim, either.
44:31I don't know why.
44:32I do not like when people do mirror selfies,
44:34but they stand, like, dead upright, don't even look like real people.
44:37Just a man doing laps, I just, I think, pack it in.
44:42Like, that makes me feel really uncomfortable.
44:44And they're just...
44:49Come back next week for some more.
44:53Beechoog Menanda!
44:58Last night, we saw the dramatic dumping of Opie and Victoria.
45:02Victoria and Opie, you and your fellow islanders
45:05decided you have the weakest connection.
45:09Therefore, you have been dumped from the island.
45:11Please pack your bags and say goodbye.
45:14I don't know about you,
45:15but I think Opie's been getting a bad rap in the villa.
45:17I mean, sorry, doing a bad rap.
45:19Yeah.
45:21One, two, one, two, one, two.
45:22It's my final night
45:24In the Love Island villa
45:27It's been real fun
45:29It's been a killer
45:31I'm feeling real sad
45:33Gonna miss you boys
45:36We'll do this for life
45:38Cos we are born
45:46See you all next time
45:48But not you two
45:50Bye!
45:51Bye!
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