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The Night He Handed Me Away
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00:00:08what's wrong the party's inside silly are you sure I should be in a bikini I feel so naked of
00:00:15course you should it's a pool party for your birthday I should know I planned it especially
00:00:20for you oh I'm just cold I'll take it off once we're inside smile Blake's gonna fuck the shit out
00:00:40of you
00:00:41tonight my birthday wish finally lose my virginity to him wait you still have it don't tell anyone
00:00:49you're my best friend don't worry I won't tell anyone
00:01:03because they already know
00:01:12my birthday wish to finally lose my virginity to him
00:01:17oh my god she actually showed up wearing a bikini that's beyond desperate oh please
00:01:26she's been saving it for too long I mean her veg probably smells like gouda period and she's
00:01:33using her wish to finally get laid how romantic
00:01:40Blake lucky you taking this perfect pound town
00:01:45are you trying to embarrass me on purpose I can't believe that I'm dating someone like you
00:01:57Maya she told me that Maya went out of her way to plan this party for you and now you're
00:02:02accusing her
00:02:02oh no it's okay sweetie I forgive you you all heard it first Emma wants it
00:02:09come on Blake she's obviously an exhibitionist
00:02:12come on Blake just do it right here
00:02:17charity king grant her wish and pop that cherry
00:02:22you're actually desperate enough to let me
00:02:24aren't you
00:02:26fucking pathetic
00:02:27you
00:02:29you
00:02:32you
00:02:33you
00:02:36you
00:02:36you
00:02:44you
00:02:47you
00:02:50you
00:02:51you
00:02:51you guys are that horny get a Pornhub subscription
00:02:54oh my god
00:02:56that's Dylan Harris
00:02:58the ruthless school legend
00:03:00what is he doing slumming at an MS party
00:03:03I thought they hated each other
00:03:06what are you here to pick on me too
00:03:08hey don't move
00:03:10unless you do want to flash the whole party
00:03:12well I need your pity
00:03:16no it's alright
00:03:17I mean he's my best friend
00:03:19I'm just happy he's here
00:03:22well it seems like Emma needs a little foreplay so why don't we play seven minutes in heaven
00:03:27when the lights go out you grab someone you want and make out for seven minutes
00:03:32simple
00:03:33lights up
00:03:37lights up
00:03:38lights up
00:03:39lights up
00:03:43blink
00:03:46blink
00:03:47I knew you still left me
00:03:49I love you
00:03:59blink?
00:04:00what are you doing?
00:04:01oh I don't want you
00:04:02oh
00:04:13are you okay?
00:04:16I got you
00:04:23who are you?
00:04:29the chandelier not just stupid or something?
00:04:31you seriously don't recognize me
00:04:34no I'm sorry I don't recognize any of you
00:04:39where am I?
00:04:40no way
00:04:41no way
00:04:41did she like
00:04:43lose her memory?
00:04:49Mr. Harris
00:04:50Emma has a hematoma pressing on her brain
00:04:53it's what's caused her to lose her memories
00:04:55don't worry though
00:04:56once the swelling goes down
00:04:58everything
00:04:59will come back to her
00:05:01thank you doctor
00:05:02I know
00:05:08hey
00:05:10so Emma you
00:05:12seriously don't remember me?
00:05:16no
00:05:17but
00:05:18you look
00:05:19familiar
00:05:20are you
00:05:22my boyfriend?
00:05:27no
00:05:28no
00:05:28no
00:05:29I am
00:05:31your boyfriend's
00:05:32best friend
00:05:34this
00:05:35this is your boyfriend
00:05:37Dylan Harris
00:05:42he's my boyfriend?
00:05:47he's my boyfriend?
00:05:49yeah
00:05:49Dylan's your boyfriend
00:05:51and uh
00:05:51Blake's mine
00:05:58that's right
00:06:00I'm your boyfriend
00:06:02Dylan Harris
00:06:09my boyfriend should know me really well
00:06:11right?
00:06:13fuck
00:06:13busted
00:06:14oh that's
00:06:15of course
00:06:16you hate onions
00:06:17even the smell of them disgusts you
00:06:19your favorite film is before sunrise
00:06:21you've watched it seven times this week
00:06:23you call it your ideal love story
00:06:24your favorite color is red
00:06:25we vacationed in France
00:06:27and you loved it
00:06:28you like long walks on the beach
00:06:30you love reading
00:06:31and you hate cats
00:06:31but you love dogs
00:06:36anything else you like to know?
00:06:41so we really are
00:06:43madly in love
00:06:53what the hell do you know so much about Emma?
00:06:55saw her Instagram
00:06:57I guess my memory's pretty good
00:07:00forget it
00:07:01thanks for playing along bro
00:07:02aren't you afraid that she's gonna like
00:07:04get her memory back?
00:07:06even if she does
00:07:08she loves me so much
00:07:09I don't have to do a sweet talker
00:07:11she'll definitely forgive me
00:07:13yeah speaking of that
00:07:15Emma's still my girl
00:07:16her first time is still mine
00:07:18okay?
00:07:24Emma you should be resting
00:07:26I'm fine
00:07:27I heard them say
00:07:29it's my birthday party tonight
00:07:31yeah but
00:07:32you're in no condition
00:07:33I mean everyone came here for me
00:07:36I don't want to let them down
00:07:37let's just go back
00:07:39are you sure?
00:07:42okay
00:07:43let's go party
00:07:45not bad Dylan
00:07:46your acting was even better than I expected
00:07:54is Blake sharing his girlfriend now?
00:07:56oh my god are they having a threesome?
00:07:59she's broke
00:08:00plain
00:08:01somehow managed to get Blake
00:08:03and then upgrades to Dylan Harris
00:08:05he's gotta be joking me
00:08:07all right
00:08:08now that the birthday girl is back
00:08:10let's play king's choice, queen's choice
00:08:13the rules are as follows
00:08:15boys pull for king
00:08:17girls for queen
00:08:18whoever wins
00:08:20gets to pick their makeup partner
00:08:23I'll go first
00:08:26oh
00:08:31your turn
00:08:42pick one lucky girl
00:08:45guilt free
00:08:46tonsil hockey
00:08:47oh
00:08:50well of course
00:08:52I'm gonna cheer
00:08:55see
00:08:56even with the memory loss
00:08:57your body knows
00:08:58it still belongs to me
00:09:05I'm gonna choose
00:09:09my boyfriend
00:09:10Dylan
00:09:14me?
00:09:15are you sure?
00:09:17do you want me to kiss someone else?
00:09:26don't even think about it
00:09:36his lips are so soft
00:09:38his body is so firm
00:09:40how could I forget such an impressive boyfriend?
00:09:44hot damn
00:09:45are they fucking each other for a while?
00:09:47what the hell do you think you're doing?
00:09:51she's playing by the rules
00:09:54she chose me
00:09:58what are you out of your god damn mind?
00:10:02Dylan
00:10:03I told you to play along
00:10:05she chose me first
00:10:07if I push away now
00:10:08she'll get suspicious
00:10:13fine
00:10:14but you remember this
00:10:15Emma is mine
00:10:16I don't care if she's on the back burner
00:10:18you bone my girl
00:10:19we have friends bro
00:10:20Emma you bitch
00:10:22Blake is mine
00:10:23how dare you make him still care about you
00:10:29Dylan?
00:10:30Dylan?
00:10:36oh I thought you'd like a swim
00:10:38seeing as at your address for it
00:10:49she fell and I twisted my ankle
00:10:53yeah this is an expensive shirt
00:10:55she can swim
00:10:55right?
00:10:56yeah
00:10:57yeah
00:11:12just breathe
00:11:13just breathe your eyes
00:11:14I can't swim
00:11:16I thought he was gonna die
00:11:17I know
00:11:18but you're safe now
00:11:19I'm here
00:11:26mom
00:11:26I wouldn't treat women like this
00:11:28but you've taken it too far
00:11:31what the fuck bro?
00:11:33fuck you
00:11:44could you step out?
00:11:46I need to change
00:11:50me?
00:11:52step out
00:11:53what about him?
00:11:54he's my boyfriend
00:11:55you're not
00:11:56you heard him
00:11:57let's go
00:11:58go
00:12:16I need to change
00:12:18could you step out too?
00:12:23wait
00:12:30there's a haircut
00:12:31class
00:12:40babe
00:12:42thank you
00:12:48don't I get a reward
00:12:49for saving up
00:13:09what the hell are they doing?
00:13:12you
00:13:13beautiful
00:13:17yeah can you finish it up?
00:13:18Blake's losing his shit
00:13:20yeah Dylan
00:13:21keep it in your pants
00:13:22until the party's over
00:13:26get
00:13:27the fuck
00:13:28out of here
00:13:28what do you want?
00:13:30do you wrap it up
00:13:32prematurely?
00:13:33we brought Emma some gifts
00:13:34so that she can lose her virginity
00:13:36the way she's supposed to
00:13:38lose my virginity?
00:13:39I'm supposed to tonight
00:13:43yes
00:13:44for me
00:13:48use them all and make us proud
00:13:50hey Dylan
00:13:53once you're one and done
00:13:55she'll be a jinx
00:13:56for more
00:13:57and Emma
00:13:58here's something
00:13:59extra special for you
00:14:03and to make sure
00:14:04that you don't
00:14:05scurry off
00:14:07no no no
00:14:08why?
00:14:09look
00:14:11I don't mind being
00:14:12handcuffed to you
00:14:14but all of you
00:14:15looky-loos
00:14:16aren't getting a free show
00:14:22so she's really
00:14:23losing it to the wrong guy
00:14:24I'm feeling sorry for her
00:14:26please
00:14:27that's Dylan
00:14:28she hit the jackpot
00:14:37are you going to wear it?
00:14:40I was kind of hoping to see it
00:14:41I was kind of hoping to see it
00:14:47god he's so hot
00:14:49why on earth would I still be a virgin?
00:14:52oh well
00:14:53I don't think I will be much longer
00:14:56don't mind them
00:14:57you lost your memories tonight
00:14:58and
00:14:59I don't want you to feel uncomfortable
00:15:03I'll sleep on the couch
00:15:11wait
00:15:18we're cuffed together
00:15:20how could you sleep on the couch?
00:15:22if you want me
00:15:23then say it
00:15:32I don't have any experience
00:15:35I do
00:15:37I'll take charge
00:15:43you had a key this whole time?
00:15:51I have much more than a key
00:15:57are you ready for this baby girl?
00:16:23you think while you're with me
00:16:25Dylan's with your girlfriend?
00:16:28you know I'm not interested
00:16:29in that boring girl
00:16:31she loves me so much
00:16:32she would never
00:16:33lose it to Dylan
00:16:46what the fuck are you doing?
00:16:48what the fuck is your problem?
00:16:51you're scaring my girlfriend
00:16:52you're your girlfriend?
00:16:54yeah
00:16:55and what else?
00:16:56Dylan what's going on?
00:16:58what's wrong with your friend?
00:16:59baby it's fine
00:17:02he probably just wants to
00:17:03borrow a con
00:17:07I'll be right back
00:17:09stay here
00:17:10come on
00:17:23why don't you
00:17:24not to touch her?
00:17:25she is my
00:17:28well you're my best friend
00:17:29now you're trying to fuck
00:17:30my girl
00:17:30did I forget to tell you?
00:17:32I was only your friend
00:17:34to get to her
00:17:37you know figure she
00:17:38I mean you jump so fast
00:17:40you've been after her
00:17:41this whole time right?
00:17:42so tell me
00:17:42what's the big turn on her
00:17:44plain face
00:17:45flat chest
00:17:46or the fact
00:17:47that she's my leftovers
00:17:49oh you motherfucker
00:17:52one more shitty word about her
00:17:54and I'll knock your butt
00:17:55you don't get to play
00:18:01the saint
00:18:01you are taking advantage
00:18:03of her
00:18:04and she's only here
00:18:05because she forgot
00:18:06that she hates you
00:18:08she only hates me
00:18:10because you told her
00:18:11I dragged you on those
00:18:12sex parties
00:18:13I never went to any of those
00:18:15but somehow
00:18:16I ended up as the playboy
00:18:17in her eyes
00:18:18now it's your turn
00:18:19to pay the price
00:18:24what are you doing?
00:18:27what are you doing?
00:18:31oh my god you're bleeding
00:18:36are you insane?
00:18:37why would you hit him?
00:18:37because he deserves it
00:18:41I don't know what I did
00:18:42to piss you off
00:18:43but if this makes you feel better
00:18:45I can take it
00:18:46Mike
00:18:47you've always been like
00:18:48a brother to me
00:18:50he hit you
00:18:51and you still call him a friend
00:18:56what is wrong with you?
00:18:57first you kick our door down
00:18:58now you hit my boyfriend?
00:19:00Emma
00:19:00I am your
00:19:01you're my what?
00:19:03do not sleep with him
00:19:04okay
00:19:05Emma
00:19:06you were gonna regret it
00:19:08how is that
00:19:08any of your business?
00:19:10hey
00:19:10hey
00:19:11it's okay
00:19:11it's okay
00:19:12you probably just
00:19:13you probably just
00:19:14got a little too loud
00:19:16woke the little guy up
00:19:17made me a little cranky
00:19:19so
00:19:20if you're done
00:19:21assaulting me here
00:19:22we're gonna go to bed
00:19:24goodnight
00:19:30Emma
00:19:30I can't even remember what car is mine
00:19:57you've gotta be joking
00:20:02if my taste really used to be this horrible
00:20:12oh
00:20:13did I hang your scooter?
00:20:15sorry
00:20:17I'd offer you a ride
00:20:18but uh
00:20:20there are no seats left
00:20:23yeah I forgot to mention
00:20:24Mai's dad
00:20:25VP of Oral Group
00:20:27richest investment firm in LA
00:20:29and this car
00:20:30hers
00:20:30driver included
00:20:34so
00:20:36only odd
00:20:37Emma would buy something
00:20:38that
00:20:39that way
00:20:41aww
00:20:42call a cab
00:20:42Emma
00:20:43Dylan paid a pound
00:20:45didn't he?
00:20:46oh it's hard to say
00:20:47I think she's the one who paid
00:20:52I'm sorry I can't offer you a ride
00:20:54but um
00:20:54I can't offer you my coffee
00:20:56loser
00:21:04what the fuck Dylan
00:21:07are you trying to start shit with me?
00:21:09oh
00:21:09it's you
00:21:11sorry I thought it was some asshole dropping a coffee cup on the ground
00:21:14Dylan
00:21:15this is a VP
00:21:16company call
00:21:18to protect Blake's fragile ego
00:21:20you hid the fact that you were the Oral Group heir
00:21:23now you don't remember it yourself
00:21:26you'd better hope that these states come over
00:21:27well
00:21:28maybe tell Mai to be a little less clumsy
00:21:32drive
00:21:37you're just gonna let them take your car like that?
00:21:39that's my car
00:21:40you don't remember anything do you?
00:21:42no
00:21:43I mean
00:21:43my phone got soaked in the pool
00:21:45and
00:21:46they told me I live in the dorms
00:21:47and all the weird stuff is mine
00:21:50I shouldn't let that happen
00:21:51give me a second
00:22:00what a chunk of junk
00:22:03might as well tow it to the junkyard
00:22:05maybe I'll make a couple bucks from the metal
00:22:08oh my god
00:22:10imagine Dylan riding that piece of shit with her
00:22:13his reputation will be utterly ruined
00:22:18do you two not have anything better to do?
00:22:20you know what?
00:22:22start counting
00:22:22what?
00:22:23Dylan
00:22:23what do you mean?
00:22:25five
00:22:26four
00:22:27three
00:22:29two
00:22:32one
00:22:44you two
00:22:45get out
00:22:47now
00:22:47what the hell
00:22:51are we being kicked out?
00:22:54I thought that was the car Mai's dad sent
00:22:58the car ran out of gas
00:23:01Mr. Harris
00:23:02my apologies
00:23:03I'm a recent hire
00:23:05I was unaware of the situation
00:23:07don't apologize to me
00:23:09apologize to her
00:23:11and do a little research next time
00:23:18miss
00:23:18I'm terribly sorry
00:23:20I didn't recognize you
00:23:22please
00:23:22forgive me
00:23:23what?
00:23:25is Emma actually the heiress of the aura group?
00:23:29bullshit
00:23:29Dylan just swing his dick around trying to humiliate me
00:23:35dad
00:23:36what?
00:23:38you got a call from the general office?
00:23:40directly?
00:23:42what do you mean I offended the heiress of the aura group?
00:23:50no
00:23:51no
00:23:51don't be ridiculous
00:23:53Dylan you're clearly mistaken
00:23:56yeah
00:23:57seriously
00:23:57I'll believe Emma's an heiress
00:23:59when pigs freeze over
00:24:03Mr. Harris
00:24:04Miss Thompson
00:24:05please
00:24:06get in the car
00:24:07no need
00:24:09car smells like trash
00:24:13I got my own ride
00:24:26holy shitballs
00:24:34what a lineup
00:24:36Dylan's family must be insanely rich
00:24:40look bro
00:24:41you've got
00:24:41so many cars
00:24:43do you mind giving us a ride?
00:24:45what do you think?
00:24:49no
00:24:50sorry
00:24:51I only take orders from my
00:24:53girlfriend
00:24:56then how are we supposed to get to school?
00:25:01take that
00:25:03you think I even touched that trashy tacky piece of shit?
00:25:07yeah
00:25:08someone has to have horrible taste to get something like that to someone
00:25:11Emma should have thrown it out a long time ago
00:25:15but hey
00:25:16you love other people's trash right?
00:25:19maybe you should take it
00:25:21you ready?
00:25:23let's go
00:25:43what are you thinking about?
00:25:50they said that you used to hate me
00:25:53and that I don't deserve you
00:25:56is that true?
00:25:58they were just messing around
00:26:00when we were kids
00:26:01I had a massive crush on you
00:26:05but
00:26:05I didn't know how to express it
00:26:07so that's why I kept picking fights with you
00:26:10and teasing you instead
00:26:12um
00:26:15so how did you convince me to say yes?
00:26:21did you meet her?
00:26:22missed her
00:26:26yeah I'm a villain
00:26:29this
00:26:30is my girlfriend
00:26:32Emma
00:26:40some people don't deserve
00:26:41some people don't deserve
00:26:45come on Dylan
00:26:46don't say that
00:26:47Emma's great
00:26:48okay
00:26:53well
00:26:54I was pursuing you for a long time
00:26:56and I just
00:26:57finally confessed how I felt about you
00:27:03and you said yes
00:27:06all right then
00:27:07you have a big match today right?
00:27:09do you want me to come cheer you on?
00:27:12sure
00:27:14wait how did I used to cheer you on?
00:27:27you would hold up this handwritten sign
00:27:29and you'd stand in the stands
00:27:31and you would scream my name like super loud
00:27:34okay
00:27:35I will do that today
00:27:46damn
00:27:54when did Emma get so hot?
00:27:59yeah
00:28:00she went from atrocious nerd
00:28:02to giving me a semi
00:28:04like you lucky bastard
00:28:06oh dude
00:28:07girlfriend that hot
00:28:08holding his name up
00:28:09at every game
00:28:10she's got me so into you
00:28:12boys
00:28:13watch this
00:28:15hey
00:28:16how am I?
00:28:19what's with the new outfit?
00:28:21you look
00:28:23different
00:28:23than usual
00:28:24uh
00:28:24I came to cheer
00:28:26I know
00:28:26I know
00:28:26I got it
00:28:27pick a spot
00:28:29don't distract me
00:28:30okay
00:28:34go boys
00:28:46let's go Dylan
00:28:48go Dylan
00:28:49you go Dylan
00:28:54wait did she just say Dylan?
00:28:56yeah
00:28:57Blake
00:28:57isn't she your girlfriend?
00:29:08you excited to get knocked out?
00:29:09oh you're gonna die tonight
00:29:28she still loves me
00:29:37oh no
00:29:39you're still in the place
00:29:41sleeping
00:29:41oh my god
00:29:44three
00:29:44two
00:29:45one
00:29:46that's it
00:29:46it's over
00:29:47gotta win right here
00:29:59why the hell
00:30:00what are you yelling
00:30:01you distracted me
00:30:02but
00:30:04I'm always used to cheer like that
00:30:05I wish you would never scream
00:30:07like a circle bitch
00:30:08while I was on the attack
00:30:14Dylan's unstoppable
00:30:15I've never seen such a blowout before
00:30:19you are amazing
00:30:21you are my lucky charm
00:30:26kiss
00:30:26kiss
00:30:27kiss
00:30:28kiss
00:30:28kiss
00:30:30kiss
00:30:31kiss
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00:30:35kiss
00:30:35kiss
00:30:35kiss
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00:30:35kiss
00:30:36kiss
00:30:36kiss
00:30:37kiss
00:30:39kiss
00:30:39kiss
00:30:40kiss
00:30:40kiss
00:30:40kiss
00:30:50OMG
00:30:51I can't believe that loser is still clinging on to our school heartthrob
00:30:55that bitch has no shame
00:30:58yesterday she was all over Blake
00:30:59today she's all over Dylan
00:31:01I wonder who's next on her list
00:31:04when Dylan can't satisfy her I'm sure she'll try to upgrade to a threesome
00:31:09but we can't let that happen
00:31:24hey Dylan
00:31:26Dylan you left your clothes outside
00:31:41I thought you might want to hand him to me
00:31:43I'm so sorry
00:31:55don't I get a bonus prize for winning
00:31:58don't I love it
00:32:19you're getting me all wet someone could come in any second
00:32:22if you want me to stop just leave
00:32:27you're getting me all wet someone could come in any second
00:32:29I'm so sorry
00:32:31I'm so sorry
00:32:31tsk
00:32:42you're right
00:32:44you are always
00:32:45okay
00:32:49be right
00:32:50be right
00:32:51you're always
00:32:52a
00:33:03Yo, Dylan, you in there?
00:33:14B-Boy.
00:33:18Or maybe let him hear him.
00:33:23Dylan!
00:33:27Please.
00:33:28Say the name.
00:33:30Please.
00:33:32I love when you say it.
00:33:44What's that Emma's voice?
00:33:59Dude, what the fuck?
00:34:00Do you get off on watching people shower now?
00:34:02Uh, sorry.
00:34:04I'm sorry, bro.
00:34:05I guess, I guess you deserve some privacy or something.
00:34:14You're crazy.
00:34:15You didn't tell me to stop.
00:34:20I'm gonna go change.
00:34:21Oh my gosh.
00:34:22Take your time.
00:34:24I'll be waiting.
00:34:32I'll be waiting for you.
00:34:36I'll be waiting for you.
00:34:49I'll be waiting for you out.
00:34:52You know, I have like a hundred thousand followers.
00:34:56One pick from me and you'll be famous.
00:34:59Oh my god, she could start an OnlyFans and do all of her whoring in bulk.
00:35:02And you'd be rich.
00:35:04You should thank Maya.
00:35:06But honestly, even if she did strip naked, nobody would be interested in her.
00:35:11She might have to buy a few followers.
00:35:16Why do you guys keep picking on me?
00:35:18No, no, no.
00:35:19We're helping you.
00:35:20I'm your best friend, remember?
00:35:24Come on, girls.
00:35:25Let's help Emma get famous.
00:35:29No, no, stop, please.
00:35:32Remember how you used to bag me to do your makeup?
00:35:39No, no, no, no, please.
00:35:40Smile.
00:35:40No.
00:35:45Oh, beautiful.
00:35:47Come on, girls.
00:35:48Let's get a picture.
00:35:50No, no, please.
00:35:52Stop, please.
00:35:53Please.
00:36:00You ungrateful bitch.
00:36:15My birthday wish is to finally lose my virginity to him.
00:36:19Emma, are you trying to embarrass me on purpose?
00:36:22I can't believe that I'm dating someone like you.
00:36:28No, no, I am your boyfriend's best friend.
00:36:32This is your boyfriend.
00:36:34That's right.
00:36:36I'm your boyfriend, Dylan Harris.
00:36:43I'm your boyfriend.
00:36:44I'm your boyfriend.
00:36:45You're alive.
00:36:47Let's continue.
00:36:51Why don't we take off our bra?
00:36:55Oh, my God.
00:36:56Great idea.
00:36:57Let's do it.
00:36:59No, please.
00:37:01No.
00:37:02Please.
00:37:03No.
00:37:05Please.
00:37:07Please.
00:37:08No.
00:37:20Hey, hey, hey.
00:37:21It's okay.
00:37:21It's okay.
00:37:22It's okay.
00:37:24You're okay.
00:37:26Come on.
00:37:27Come on.
00:37:28Come on.
00:37:30You're all gonna pay for this.
00:37:36Call the cops and press charges.
00:37:39Don't let a single one walk.
00:37:45What the hell happened?
00:37:48Blakey, help me.
00:37:49I didn't mean to.
00:37:50It was Emma's fault.
00:37:52She threw my phone into the water.
00:37:54I just lost control.
00:38:00She just got mad, okay?
00:38:04Don't blow this out of proportion, Dylan.
00:38:07Out of proportion.
00:38:08We all know what could have happened.
00:38:11My lawyer's gonna call the school a medium.
00:38:14Come on.
00:38:16My best friend.
00:38:18My so-called boyfriend.
00:38:22You and the boy I grew up with.
00:38:25I've all been lying to.
00:38:29Come on.
00:38:30Sit down.
00:38:36Are you alright?
00:38:39Do you have a husband?
00:38:41God, just don't touch me.
00:38:42What's wrong?
00:38:43Did I hurt?
00:38:44Just, just leave me alone.
00:38:52Private the whole time.
00:38:53I love you.
00:38:57Bitch.
00:38:58If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have spent last night in a damn jail cell.
00:39:02No.
00:39:03You deserved it.
00:39:04No.
00:39:05Maya told me everything.
00:39:06You hit her first.
00:39:09So what the hell makes you think that you can bully my fiance?
00:39:15Fiance?
00:39:17I thought you'd like the good news.
00:39:21Blake and I are getting married next month.
00:39:25Exactly.
00:39:26No, but then there's you.
00:39:28Plain.
00:39:29Poor.
00:39:31Pathetic.
00:39:32Listen, Emma, I'm so sorry that no one loves you.
00:39:36But no one will ever marry someone like you.
00:39:39Yeah, who wants to marry a broke loser like her?
00:39:46I'm so excited to look at wedding sets.
00:39:53What?
00:39:54That's funny.
00:39:54Because we're getting married too.
00:39:56What?
00:39:57What?
00:39:58Because we're getting married too.
00:40:00I'm not married.
00:40:01Just play alone.
00:40:03Aren't you tired of seeing them short around?
00:40:08Play alone, huh?
00:40:11Let me see what game you're playing.
00:40:13You ready for class?
00:40:16Excuse us.
00:40:17Say.
00:40:19Move.
00:40:27Dylan, tell me the truth.
00:40:29Why did you want to marry me?
00:40:32Because I love you.
00:40:34I just didn't want to see them bully you anymore.
00:40:38If you want to get divorced because you know long we're gonna be in this marriage, then we can do
00:40:42that.
00:40:42Right.
00:40:43The only reason I do this is to see what you guys are gonna do.
00:40:47Getting married doesn't mean we can't get divorced.
00:40:50Oh, look who it is.
00:40:54You know, I hear the Harris family has pretty high standards for their daughter-in-law.
00:41:00Won't look at you and they're gonna throw you right back in the gutter where you belong.
00:41:04Yeah, Emma's not high society material.
00:41:07That's okay, sweetheart, because once you get dumped, you can come work some maid for us.
00:41:12We'll take good care of you.
00:41:15And what makes you think you're qualified to decide who's in high society?
00:41:20Come on.
00:41:21Come on.
00:41:21I'm sorry.
00:41:23Don't go.
00:41:24Come on.
00:41:25It's a big night.
00:41:26Graduation, getting married.
00:41:29Let's all celebrate together.
00:41:42One more shot of tequila, please.
00:41:45That bitch.
00:41:46It's my turn now.
00:41:48Tonight, she's gonna pay for everything.
00:42:01Excuse me, handsome.
00:42:03Could you do me the teeniest, tiniest favor and give this drink to that girl at the bar over there?
00:42:08Oh, and um...
00:42:12Here's a little tip to sweeten the tequila.
00:42:17I'll have a drink for you.
00:42:38Who are you?
00:42:39Get your hands off me!
00:42:42You smell good, sweetheart.
00:42:44How about we have a little fun together?
00:42:49Don't touch me!
00:42:54Dylan!
00:43:08Get the fuck out of here!
00:43:12Hey, hey, it's me.
00:43:14You're safe now. Are you okay?
00:43:16Why did it take you so long?
00:43:17I'm sorry. I should have been here.
00:43:38Are you sure about this, Emma?
00:43:41Why do you remember my birthday much?
00:43:43Do you know who I am?
00:43:45You've been telling me this.
00:43:47Why?
00:43:49Why?
00:43:57Why?
00:44:01Why?
00:44:04Why?
00:44:13Why do you know who i am?
00:44:13Good morning.
00:44:15Dylan!
00:44:16Per-vert!
00:44:17How dare you take advantage of me?
00:44:18What did you do-ing?
00:44:26Oh God, I am the creep.
00:44:28I need to get out of here.
00:44:31let's just pretend like nothing happened okay we were both drunk it was an accident
00:44:36an accident yeah yes you know that we're legally married
00:44:43are you not gonna take any responsibility miss harris
00:44:48why would i take responsibility are you gonna get pregnant no
00:44:57who's that
00:45:00sorry mom hi mom someone took advantage of me last night shut up what oh stop your crap dylan i've
00:45:11arranged a date for you tonight seven rosemary don't be late no i'm good i'm actually married
00:45:19already what you're married to who you're married to who you'll never get
00:45:31fine same place same time bring the wife with you i want to meet her okay lady mom
00:45:42why wouldn't you let me speak do you not want people to know we're married
00:45:47i haven't figured out how to explain it to them
00:45:51okay
00:45:57emma hi mom dylan's mom called me bragging about her son's marriage she invited us to rosemary at seven
00:46:04huh thinking she can show off well we'll see about that you bring that mysterious boyfriend you keep
00:46:10talking about don't be late
00:46:16mystery boyfriend okay yep so i guess we have a date with our moms tonight
00:46:25binda you came so early i thought you would have spent a little more time on your outfit
00:46:30after all you are meeting my daughter-in-law it's vintage dior darling and of course i came early your
00:46:36son hasn't dated anyone for years i was worried he might be afraid of girls are you sure he's not
00:46:42pulling your leg look who's talking your daughter has been dating but she keeps her boyfriend away from
00:46:50you i don't even think such a man exists
00:47:06dylan where is your wife
00:47:10emma where's your boyfriend
00:47:16well my wife
00:47:32emma's friend my friend that's right um dylan's wife is my friend but she
00:47:40and my boyfriend were busy so they couldn't make it
00:47:47you scared me to death dylan for a moment i thought you guys got married behind our backs
00:47:52oh please no organ you're just a nervous wreck as usual these two have been butting heads their
00:47:59whole lives there's no way they'd ever end up getting married and if they ever were to get married
00:48:05it would be a blessing to you why are you keeping this secret from my mom's what are you some
00:48:15big
00:48:15shot a-lister whose marriage has to be top secret didn't you see their reactions didn't you hear that
00:48:24it's a blessing what are you guys whispering about yeah do tell
00:48:36nothing i just need to use the restroom hurry on back emma we have questions
00:48:44restaurant is so nice oh are you blind oh well if it isn't our dear little emma
00:48:53well well i'm not one dish here costs what your entire week's allowance how do you even get in
00:49:00here are you busting tables now oh please they don't let waitresses in here unless they speak three
00:49:05languages she's giving more toilet cleaning vibes in this outfit must have saved for months to afford the
00:49:16rent better take it off when you swap toilets you can afford to replace it if it got dirty
00:49:23oh but be nice girls i mean now that she's married to dylan she's high society oh but where is
00:49:31dylan
00:49:32did he divorce you already of course he has a man like dylan would be embarrassed to be seen with
00:49:39a girl like you exactly i mean he probably wham bam thank you ma'am to right out the door
00:49:46you done leave me alone oh cheer up emma we're here celebrating blake and i's two year anniversary
00:49:54he got me this limited edition tiffany necklace isn't it gorgeous don't embarrass her she's probably
00:50:00never seen that high end of a necklace well i hate to break it to you but that's a fake
00:50:10bitch you wouldn't know a real diamond if it smacked you in the face real diamonds reflect a cold
00:50:16white light not that cheap glass around your neck i'm still running your mouth i'll show everybody
00:50:23what's true let's go of me oh don't go emma give us a shower
00:50:47what's up blake are you a pussy teach her a lesson
00:51:01don't you even think about touching don't you even think about touching
00:51:10dylan still blindfolded by this low-class rat she doesn't even deserve to stand next
00:51:16to you dylan what's going on here nothing just someone looking for trouble are you dylan's mom
00:51:27impeccable timing ma'am your son's so-called wife comes from a low-class background she isn't worthy
00:51:35of betting your son seems you've been deceived as well i mean what a shame on your family
00:51:42if emma hadn't seduced and married dylan she'd still be scrubbing toilets somewhere
00:51:47who did you say married dylan it's her the bitch standing next to him what what
00:52:01dylan did you meet me emma emma is dylan your mysterious boyfriend
00:52:08i can explain oh no need to explain emma you're a poor nobody who isn't worthy of dinner
00:52:16ma'am she's just after your money
00:52:19i mean don't blame me for telling the truth i thought we were friends until i found out she
00:52:24was using her body for indecent things and then i had to cut her off enough
00:52:29i have known emma since she was a child i know what kind of person she is
00:52:38and since when is the heiress of the aura group a poor nobody
00:52:45the heiress to the aura group what but that's impossible
00:52:52emma why didn't you tell me your family is loaded why would i tell you
00:52:59so you were just pretending to be poor why to laugh at us i wasn't hiding it i just
00:53:07i i didn't want to hurt your egos and i don't like putting a price tag on myself
00:53:12oh fuck off people like you liars are the most disgusting of all enough
00:53:19your lies are libelous i'm gonna have my lawyers handle this
00:53:25manager
00:53:28mrs harris escort these people out there is no place for rudeness here
00:53:37um don't touch me i can walk myself
00:53:49mom that's morgan shall we go back don't change the subject
00:53:58morgan now that your son has already married my daughter as the mother-in-law isn't there something
00:54:03you should be doing you're right i think i'll arrange to throw them a formal wedding party great idea
00:54:19i heard the aura group harris is going public with their boyfriend i heard that too
00:54:24whoever backed her is set for life
00:54:30this memory shit has gone far too long once i tell her the truth tonight
00:54:36she's gonna come back to me and all this
00:54:40it's gonna be mine
00:54:45who designed this dessert table it is ugly so fix it for god's sake get some better wine this is
00:54:52my big
00:54:52night so don't fuck it up go
00:55:00and you are
00:55:01i am uh emma's boyfriend of course
00:55:06no wonder you stand out from the crowd you're tonight's leading man
00:55:11i don't remember inviting you
00:55:15i don't remember inviting you
00:55:25i don't know if you want to talk to me
00:55:25please escort this gentleman out
00:55:27i don't know wait
00:55:29emma look i uh
00:55:32made a few mistakes
00:55:34okay i'm done
00:55:36with maya
00:55:37i'm so sorry to hear that but what does that have to do with me
00:55:40no sweetheart you need to listen to this
00:55:44maya
00:55:45she was the one always seducing me and yeah i was wrong but i've changed
00:55:52ever since you lost your memory i've been waiting for you waiting for what waiting for you to remember
00:56:00what we are
00:56:12enough
00:56:14stay with
00:56:18emma
00:56:19you should have remembered by now
00:56:23i am
00:56:26your boyfriend
00:56:30i'm your boyfriend
00:56:33interesting
00:56:34because i clearly remember after i lost my memory you told me he was my boyfriend
00:56:42sweetheart
00:56:43i was joking
00:56:45really funny
00:56:47what's wrong with this guy i thought it was tonight's leading man for a sec
00:56:51guess he's just having a full-blown delusion
00:56:53it's fine
00:56:55you really want proof
00:57:02here is
00:57:06your proof
00:57:09here is your proof
00:57:13that's
00:57:14those photos look real
00:57:15is he telling the truth
00:57:17emma
00:57:18let's just go home please
00:57:23emma
00:57:24i am the one who has always been by your side
00:57:27dylan
00:57:29he hates you
00:57:30he was using your memory loss as an excuse to humiliate you
00:57:38you have to believe me you are the victim
00:57:42in all of this
00:57:43just come back to me
00:57:45and we can go back to how we always were
00:57:50enough
00:57:52dylan you hurt her
00:57:55emma
00:57:55emma
00:57:56you love me
00:57:58you've always
00:58:00loved me
00:58:02i said enough
00:58:04i got my memories back a long time ago
00:58:09i remember everything
00:58:13baby come on
00:58:15emma look look i i was i was stupid okay i i was greedy and i was selfish but if
00:58:22you forgive me
00:58:23if you give me one more chance i swear i swear to god
00:58:27that i will make it up to you okay just come back to me
00:58:32go back
00:58:34you cheated on me with my best friend and told me another man was my boyfriend
00:58:41i never want to see you again get out of my sight and out of my life forever
00:58:45oh emma come on emma you can't do this to me emma come on i love you okay i love
00:58:50you emma
00:58:52emma
00:58:57dylan we need to talk too
00:59:02hey hey emma emma talk to me
00:59:06look enough has happened tonight if necessary we can get a divorce tomorrow no i don't want that
00:59:14no emma i truly love you just just please believe me
00:59:21our relationship is built on a lie dylan i can't trust you
00:59:27i was just afraid of losing you all i wanted all i ever wanted was to be with you
00:59:38just being afraid of losing me give you the right to lie to me let's just take some time to
00:59:45cool off
00:59:46separately
00:59:51emma come on
01:00:12please prepare the paperwork i want a divorce
01:00:22oh
01:00:27how could i be pregnant
01:00:41should i keep this child maybe i should let dylan know he has a right to know take me to
01:00:48the
01:00:57harris group
01:00:59hi
01:01:01do you have an appointment no uh just tell him emma's here
01:01:08just another gold digger trying to become mrs harris you girls are a dime a dozen
01:01:15i'm his wife oh please you're joking right but i do hear mr harris has gotten married
01:01:29what wife needs a secretary's permission to see her husband even if it were true he hasn't even
01:01:36mentioned you which means he obviously doesn't love you and he's just toying around with you
01:01:41maybe she's right you need to face reality i've seen plenty of bitches like you around here
01:01:48then um please give this to her
01:01:59seriously this is the best you got
01:02:13here is your coffee sir
01:02:20don't you have actual work to be doing yes i take out the trash
01:02:25some dumb hoe came by asking for you and i tossed her out what was her name i think it
01:02:33was something
01:02:33like emma when was she here just a few moments ago i i didn't realize you actually knew who she
01:02:42was
01:02:45you're fired you're fired mr harris wait um um i can fix this she left a note for you
01:02:50a little bit later on there mrs harris are you certain you want to terminate the child
01:03:21No, but a child without a good father's, I mean, won't be happy either, so...
01:03:32I'm sorry, I forgot to turn it off.
01:03:36It's Dylan Harris, do you want to answer it?
01:03:40No, it's not going to change.
01:03:43From a humanitarian perspective, it would be better to inform the father of the child.
01:03:53Hello, and don't tell me you're sorry, because you're not.
01:03:57Yes, ma'am, I'm sorry. Your husband has been in a car accident.
01:04:02What?
01:04:10Dylan, you're finally awake. How do you feel?
01:04:15Emma?
01:04:19Why are we in the hospital? Is there a school exam at school today?
01:04:22You were in a car accident. I've been taking care of you.
01:04:28Wait, taking care of me? Does Blake know?
01:04:33I can't imagine he's cool with his girlfriend babysitting another guy. There's no way.
01:04:39What are you talking about?
01:04:41Oh.
01:04:46Doctor, what's going on with him?
01:04:48He has a small blood clot in his brain. He's lost the last few years of his memory.
01:05:01This can't be real. I have to tell his family.
01:05:09So that's it? You should just... running away. I just woke up.
01:05:18You married him?
01:05:22You married him?
01:05:29No.
01:05:35Your lock screen...
01:05:37...is a photo of me...
01:05:39...that says... my love.
01:05:41I... uh...
01:05:44Care to explain?
01:05:46Okay.
01:05:47I didn't expect you to find out like this.
01:05:49Emma, I've liked you since the first day I met you.
01:05:54And...
01:05:54I was trying to find the courage, like, woke up the guts to confess, but...
01:05:59By the time I did, you and Blake were already a boyfriend, go ahead.
01:06:09I need to see how far this goes.
01:06:12Let's just pretend I didn't say any of that.
01:06:16I don't want to ruin you and Blake's life.
01:06:18Well, if he wants to play innocent, let's see how he handles a little payback.
01:06:25Too late.
01:06:26You already ruined my marriage.
01:06:29We're having this, like, affair.
01:06:32You're my side piece.
01:06:34What?
01:06:36You're my side piece.
01:06:39What?
01:06:42I'm your... side piece?
01:06:45Yep.
01:06:47Huh.
01:06:49Does Blake know?
01:06:51Well, um...
01:06:53Our marriage was already falling apart.
01:06:56We just...
01:06:57... haven't got divorced yet.
01:06:59No.
01:07:03Okay.
01:07:05Why are you laughing?
01:07:08I just...
01:07:09So, like, before I lost my memory, I worked up the guts to actually confess to you?
01:07:19No.
01:07:19Let's go.
01:07:20I'm taking you home.
01:07:22The other house?
01:07:23No.
01:07:24Me and Blake's home.
01:07:32Emma!
01:07:33May I come in?
01:07:34Wait.
01:07:36What happened?
01:07:40Emma?
01:07:43Why...
01:07:44Are my clothes in you and your husband's bedroom?
01:07:49Didn't I tell you? You're my side piece.
01:07:53Mmm...
01:07:53You're playing that dirty now.
01:07:56In you and your husband's house?
01:07:58What...
01:07:59What are you...
01:08:02What are you doing?
01:08:04Just being a good side piece.
01:08:17Tell me who's better.
01:08:18Me or your husband.
01:08:30Your husband's calling to check on you.
01:08:33Emma.
01:08:34Thank God you answered.
01:08:36He seems suspicious.
01:08:39Emma.
01:08:40Please.
01:08:41Just give me another chance.
01:08:42I'm downstairs.
01:08:49You heard him.
01:08:50He could come home any second.
01:08:52Yeah, but you...
01:08:52You said y'all were falling apart.
01:08:56Yeah, but we're not divorced.
01:08:58I mean, this is still an affair.
01:09:00Maybe you should stay at your own place for now.
01:09:04Right.
01:09:06I'm just a side piece.
01:09:08What more could I expect?
01:09:14When are you all getting a divorce?
01:09:16We'll...
01:09:16Talk about that later.
01:09:20Sure we will.
01:09:38What the hell is this, bro?
01:09:43I'm back from overseas.
01:09:45What have you been up to, Leah?
01:09:47Are you being a side piece?
01:09:50What?
01:09:51Yeah.
01:09:53Wait, did I hear that right?
01:09:54You, Dylan Harris, wanna know me?
01:09:57Are a side piece.
01:09:58A good one.
01:10:00Buddy, there are so many girls out there.
01:10:02Why'd you get involved with a married one?
01:10:04By falling apart.
01:10:06You did come by our house today.
01:10:11What do you think they're doing tonight?
01:10:15Buddy, you gotta sober up first.
01:10:17I'm sober.
01:10:19I'm fine.
01:10:29What are they doing right now?
01:10:31Have they already gone to bed?
01:10:32Or something more?
01:10:48What is it?
01:10:50Come down.
01:10:50I'm downstairs.
01:10:52Now?
01:10:53Do you know how late it is?
01:10:55Come down.
01:10:56Or I'm coming up.
01:10:59What is it?
01:11:01Come down.
01:11:02I'm downstairs.
01:11:05Now?
01:11:05Do you know how late it is?
01:11:08Or I'm coming up.
01:11:08And holding on instead.
01:11:11And I just don't think it'll be the same ever again.
01:11:16So can we just stay?
01:11:20Don't go too fast.
01:11:23For what we've got.
01:11:29Emma.
01:11:30You have a horrible taste in husbands.
01:11:37Dylan.
01:11:39Don't.
01:11:40So he's back for one night?
01:11:42And I can't even get a kiss?
01:11:44So he just comes calling and you what?
01:11:46Toss me aside?
01:11:49It seems like he really cares about me.
01:12:11What?
01:12:16Are you that shy with your husband?
01:12:20Never done any car before?
01:12:22It's not like that.
01:12:24If you don't want this.
01:12:26I won't bother you again.
01:12:44I was gonna let you go.
01:12:57Forget it.
01:12:58Forget it.
01:12:58I don't want anyone to see any naked.
01:13:02I'll pick you up tomorrow morning.
01:13:10Have fun with your fuck ass husband.
01:13:29So.
01:13:30What do you still remember and what have you forgotten?
01:13:33I remember most things about you.
01:13:35I know that you don't like onions.
01:13:39And that you can't swim.
01:13:41You still remember I can't swim?
01:13:44Of course.
01:13:46Yeah, you saved me once.
01:13:48Oh.
01:13:48Yeah, that school trip.
01:13:51No, I mean the party.
01:13:54Party.
01:13:55Wait, school trip?
01:13:57That was you?
01:13:58Yeah.
01:13:59You were flailing so hard that I thought you were gonna drown both of us.
01:14:05I always thought Blake saved me.
01:14:09What's wrong?
01:14:13Nothing.
01:14:14I just...
01:14:16wanted to say thank you.
01:14:22Well, if you really wanted to thank me,
01:14:25you'd get the divorce already.
01:14:28Emma!
01:14:30Thank God I found you.
01:14:34Emma!
01:14:35Thank God I found you.
01:14:39Emma, I was wrong.
01:14:41It was all my fault.
01:14:42I should have never messed around with Maya and cheated on you.
01:14:46I...
01:14:46Forgive me.
01:14:49I lost my head.
01:14:50Please.
01:14:51What'd you just say?
01:14:54Did you cheat on your wife?
01:14:58W...wife?
01:15:00Dylan, stop it.
01:15:02You couldn't actually put up with him doing that?
01:15:09Fine.
01:15:10I get it.
01:15:12You love her.
01:15:14But anyways...
01:15:15And I'm just a secret.
01:15:17Of course you wouldn't want me intervening with your business with him.
01:15:22Mike, please leave.
01:15:24I told you to get out of my sight.
01:15:29No.
01:15:32Stay for dinner.
01:15:34What?
01:15:37It's your husband, right?
01:15:38I want to know what kind of maid he is.
01:15:40I want to know what kind of maid he is.
01:15:54Order something.
01:15:59Scallops.
01:16:00Share.
01:16:02So you didn't know that Emma is allergic to seafood?
01:16:09And you never cared about her, did you?
01:16:11What?
01:16:11You know, you haven't changed since middle school.
01:16:13You've always been this pretend...
01:16:15Here, Tyler, come on.
01:16:16It's really good.
01:16:19That's why I'm the ex-boyfriend.
01:16:22And you're her husband.
01:16:25You see why you deserve a loser, right?
01:16:28Because compared to you...
01:16:32I'm the one Emma actually cares about.
01:16:36You don't have to be so smug about it.
01:16:40Alright.
01:16:42You can go now.
01:16:47I said go.
01:16:57So...
01:16:57He won't be bothering you again tonight.
01:17:02Can I come over?
01:17:04For...
01:17:05For what?
01:17:06To satisfy your lover, of course.
01:17:18Is his body better than that?
01:17:24Or...
01:17:26Is he better looking?
01:17:29Or is it...
01:17:31It's not that.
01:17:35Then what do you like about him?
01:17:39I thought...
01:17:40He was the one who saved me.
01:17:42Or...
01:17:43So what you're saying...
01:17:45Is you should have been with me all along.
01:17:48Maybe I should have realized sooner.
01:17:50Maybe...
01:17:52Maybe...
01:17:52I love you...
01:18:00I love you too...
01:18:04Shh. You are in trouble.
01:18:06Dylan?
01:18:07Sorry.
01:18:09Dylan!
01:18:14Dylan, let me go.
01:18:22So, I have good news and I have bad news.
01:18:25Which one do you want first?
01:18:27Good news?
01:18:29Great choice. I got my memory back.
01:18:32Oh my god, that's fantastic.
01:18:34Yeah.
01:18:35That's the bad news.
01:18:36I remember everything.
01:18:41Everything.
01:18:42Including the past few days.
01:18:45The past few days were just a joke.
01:18:51You seem to really enjoy the roleplay.
01:18:54Well, roleplay's fun. It helps build a healthy relationship.
01:18:58You're married to Blake?
01:19:00Mm-hmm.
01:19:01Mm-hmm.
01:19:04I'm just your side piece?
01:19:08It brought us closer together.
01:19:10We're so close right now.
01:19:12Funny.
01:19:13Because, last thing I remember, you wanted to divorce me.
01:19:17No!
01:19:18No!
01:19:19Why would I ever want that?
01:19:20That was just a misunderstanding.
01:19:21It was.
01:19:22Why is it?
01:19:22Just let me go.
01:19:25I'll be good.
01:19:25I promise.
01:19:26And we can talk about this.
01:19:31I gotta ask you a few questions, please.
01:19:33Okay.
01:19:34And, if you answer them well, maybe I'll let you go.
01:19:39Okay?
01:19:42First question.
01:19:45What place do I hold in your heart?
01:19:47Number one, obviously.
01:19:51Eh.
01:19:51Wrong.
01:19:52I'm telling the truth.
01:19:54I'm sure.
01:19:54Okay, well, what about you?
01:19:57Do better.
01:19:58The correct answer.
01:20:00You're the only one in my heart.
01:20:04See how that's better?
01:20:06You've had time to think about that.
01:20:08I've been working on that one a few days.
01:20:10Okay, well, then that question doesn't count.
01:20:12Ask me another.
01:20:13Fine.
01:20:17Ooh!
01:20:18If we broke up.
01:20:19No, no, no, no, no.
01:20:20Forget divorce.
01:20:22Oh, dramatic.
01:20:24Would you look for someone like me?
01:20:30No.
01:20:32Because...
01:20:33You're one of a kind.
01:20:38Yes, but no.
01:20:39That can't possibly be wrong.
01:20:42You ready for this?
01:20:42Oh, my God.
01:20:43Oh, you're going to love this one.
01:20:44Oh, my God.
01:20:46Because we're never breaking.
01:20:48We're definitely not getting divorced.
01:20:51You know, that was better.
01:20:52I know.
01:20:53It's my game.
01:20:55Give me another chance.
01:20:57You're going to have to ask nice.
01:20:58One more chance, please.
01:21:00I love when you say that.
01:21:05You're going to have to ask nice.
01:21:07You're going to have to ask nice.
01:21:07You're going to have to ask nice.
01:21:11You're going to have to ask nice.
01:21:12You're going to have to ask nice.
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