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Love I.s.l.a.n.d UK - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:13Bye, friends.
01:15Sweet.
01:15Bye for now, lisa.
01:33Six days earlier.
01:36We were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts
01:46Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got one thing wrong
01:52Daytime
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night
02:09Day is a new night and black is, well black is still the new black
02:14And in the biggest ever shake up to the format, we had night time entrances
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:32Oh my gosh, help me
02:38Oh my god
02:45Oh my god
02:49OMG
02:51No, what the hell
03:01Oh my god
03:02Help, help
03:04Thank you
03:05Thank you, thank you
03:07No problem
03:07Woo
03:10Oh my
03:13Yes sir
03:15Hi
03:15We said you alright
03:16Did we get out?
03:18Oh sweet, probably
03:18Let's get out
03:22Here's to you
03:23Here's to you
03:24Here's to me
03:24Here's to me
03:25Here's to us
03:26Here's to us
03:27Here's to us
03:27Here's the way
03:28Here's the way
03:29Here's the way
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38And those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London
03:48Hello
03:48Hello
03:49Hello
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone
03:53Where have they gone?
03:55Get me me our jammer
04:02Hello, it's me
04:04Ian Sterling
04:07Ian with two eyes
04:09The funny Scottish guy
04:10No, that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio
04:14Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too this series
04:20Fancy
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that
04:28I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:38Where is there a plane?
04:42Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane
04:58I'll take to the sea
05:04I'll take to the air
05:06I'll take to the air
05:08Ah, anyone know how to steer these things?
05:13Whee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh!
05:22Look, and that's how free I want to be
05:24Oh, I think I've found them
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:32Check it out, check it out
05:33Icon, Icon
05:35How are we doing guys?
05:37News lovely, gorgeous
05:39Perfect settings
05:40Ready to get going?
05:42Oh my god, it's sensational
05:43Look at the view
05:45Love
05:47Montag
05:49I just love kissing people
05:51Cut that
05:55Cut, cut, cut
05:57Cut that
05:57Oh my god
06:00Ooh, it's a hat
06:01Guys, I'm a real cat
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11Like I'm not actually here yet
06:12Like I cannot process this
06:15Get the sun
06:16One, lets kiss
06:18Six, eight, minute
06:19I can't block that
06:38It's a girl
06:39If it's a hair
06:41All my time
06:43How are we ara By an Indian Vest
06:45I've been straight trippin' when I see yourself in place freaking, can you feel it, countdown, space dippin' when I
06:56break it, move, out, now, yeah, we're moving like that.
07:02What's that saying? You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince. Is that it? I know
07:08it's to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:11Well that's my sign, I've changed it. I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth, period. I actually
07:17just don't, and if you know someone like me, please call the number here, but I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think, I'm not even, I'm not even waffling, this is no chicken waffle, yeah, I genuinely think I
07:30could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea, and the shark's at me one on one, I'm coming out on top.
07:41Ask any of my friends, call them at home. I promise you, I've been saying this for years, all you've
07:46got to do is come and bang, it's gone. You didn't even see that coming. Thank you.
07:57Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance, the producers completely forgot about the coupling
08:04up.
08:05This time, there are no games. It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius! Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So yes, LaBound is doing things a little differently this year, but one thing that will never change are the
08:24get-to-know-you chats. They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Are you, yeah, I think, you, yeah, I think, elegant, look at that, professional, whoa, shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40Okay.
08:40Oh my god.
08:42This is how you get the ick though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:44No.
08:45Do you want to get some water?
08:47Um, yes, please.
08:49I'll just, I'll let me get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:51Bear with, bear with, bear with.
08:55Wait, wait, what are you eating?
08:58Ice lollies, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Oh, ho.
09:03All right, I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06You do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:09That is so...
09:10No, no, no, because it's really neat.
09:11Who have you dated, like?
09:12I've actually never dated anyone who does it because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Like I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Oh, you're not going to lie.
09:29Do you want ice lollies instead?
09:30No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo, then?
09:39What's Ireland?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:51What?
09:52What?
09:53Like that.
09:53Oh, what?
09:53The bit in the middle?
09:54It's an island.
09:56No.
09:57Like, it's just a full hink.
09:59What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know.
10:03It's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:05Oh, go put that on the counter.
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Yeah, counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:18Yes, please.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:21I went...
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:32Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They're used to filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has
10:55a way with words.
10:57I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad way.
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
11:05You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous.
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15It should have been Maneater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not promiscuous.
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire.
11:25Turns out, he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing.
11:29It's like a...
11:30Is it a fart?
11:31No.
11:31Oh.
11:32I would say Aidan's a top tart.
11:35Are we calling each other tarts?
11:38Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45I'm just not going to speak for the next...
11:46Yeah, you know he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious.
11:53No.
11:54That's what I thought.
11:55No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:57You mean you're like a hoe?
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous.
12:06Bit close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes.
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know.
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:31So, I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them, Rick.
12:43The EastEnders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant.
12:46Okay, okay.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it.
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone...
12:55She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:59She put it on her Instagram story when I had, it was the one year.
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey, look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:08Hey, look.
13:20Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me!
13:33Me!
13:35Whereabouts is that though?
13:36I am a female.
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37Okay, I'm down.
13:39It's not down.
13:40It's south.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah.
13:43What about that, I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:47What?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the Moe way.
13:56We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and like you're, I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they, how do they like work out where the junctions?
14:06My way don't end.
14:07Where does it end?
14:08Where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire is northeast.
14:14Right, this is where I get a little bit lost, so just slowly.
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What, what, what are you finding lost? I just said London's in the middle.
14:23Okay, carry on.
14:24Right, London there.
14:25This is the, this is London.
14:25We're getting jobs here.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Like just north of London?
14:28North, what, east?
14:29North east?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally.
14:32Ah!
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Okay, just simple, simple words.
14:35So you've got north of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire, then you've got Essex, and then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking.
14:43You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Ding.
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it going?
14:49No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:51Okay.
14:52I'm good with my maps, yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...?
14:54Where like that?
14:55Yeah.
14:56I drive in Scotland, Danfoe.
14:58Alright.
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:02No.
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:04Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left hand drive?
15:07Left hand drive like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Why?
15:12Oh my God.
15:13You never know because it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Does no one know their junction?
15:24No one knows their junction.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask to be honest.
15:28I've never been asked.
15:29I've never been asked.
15:30It's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews
15:39to ask OP, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right.
15:43I'm going to be uns uns all the time.
15:45But I'm actually like.
15:46Ah, I ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words.
15:51What OP like?
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen bit.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage
16:16from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three.
16:20I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm rapping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us girls?
16:30Go to the end pose.
16:31Come back and then I'll go.
16:33If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:46And full body flips.
16:49Fantastic.
16:49Just say it like it is.
16:51Like a duck on water.
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goat.
17:02Oh!
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject.
17:15Opie.
17:15But!
17:17What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all wet.
17:21I'm going to be uns uns all the time.
17:22But I'm actually like.
17:24Uns.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25Again.
17:27Ops is a different.
17:27Ops is a.
17:28I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:31Ops is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie's onions.
17:35Is that going to be the Opie's onions?
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier
17:55at Mallorca airport, but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who Shrek?
18:01Yeah.
18:02That's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07You're in bed with Shrek.
18:09Well done Ethan.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what?
18:18Like what?
18:19You can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquhar.
18:22Lord Farquhar.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:34That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre last time.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true.
18:47Love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no
18:58way it could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series, phone roulette.
19:10One by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:26Suck the toes!
19:28Suck the toes!
19:28Suck the toes!
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samaraj!
19:38Samaraj!
19:39Oh here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:42Oh no!
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:46Oh!
19:48Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh!
19:55Oh!
19:57Oh no!
19:59I'm scared!
20:00You've got to lie down though.
20:01And then put this leg over like this.
20:04Oh my!
20:05I like this!
20:06Yeah!
20:08I love that one too!
20:11Great position!
20:12Yeah does anyone know the actual like name for that?
20:15It's got the same.
20:15Samaraj specials!
20:20Lorenzo!
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:28Oh!
20:29That's a good question.
20:30The couple that I can't see work in, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:38Ooh!
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:45I think she should be with George.
20:49Because she likes George.
20:52Fucking hell!
20:54I like Robin so...
21:01Ellie!
21:01Yay!
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:12Oh!
21:13That's a good one.
21:14You haven't got to pick me.
21:16Are you messing?
21:16This is your time to shine.
21:18Do you fancy a kiss?
21:19Do you want it?
21:21Yeah.
21:22Right.
21:25Ha ha ha ha!
21:27Ha ha ha!
21:30Ha ha ha!
21:33Ha ha ha!
21:33Say that, eh?
21:34What have you gone?
21:35You can just do it here.
21:36Oh, do it here, look.
21:38Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:39Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:40Fucking hell.
21:42Go, Finn, team!
21:43Tom!
21:44Oh, look at you!
21:44Yay!
21:47Yay!
21:49It's all in love, brother!
21:50It's all in love!
21:50It's all in love, man!
21:51How you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, mate.
21:54Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
21:56I'll do it.
21:56Ha ha ha!
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:13No.
22:14No.
22:14No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:17Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:19Oh!
22:20Oh!
22:21There's more than we thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:24Oh, that's so hot.
22:26The fuck?
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:34What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting their toes sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:50Well, not after that performance, though.
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:55Oh.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue, like, run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What'd you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot.
23:17But I won't be like, oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mmm.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say, like I'm touching now.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:29Yes.
23:30I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa and that a latte is
23:48a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:59How many ice cubes you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's gonna fall out the cup.
24:08Four.
24:08Four, please.
24:09So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24Well, do I say it's up?
24:26Just try that, try that, and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No.
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm gonna just be caramel.
24:47Don't be fussy.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think it's quite normal.
24:53Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not gonna happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not gonna get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Eddie, I'll have a double shot,
25:10mocha chocka, defrocka frapper, nacka de Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you flirting with me?
25:32No, that's right.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, Grant.
25:36But I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's gonna be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44Isn't that weird?
25:44That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:45That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:51Right.
25:52Any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:56It's time for a break.
25:57So we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact!
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
26:19So let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like, D?
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25Okay, ready?
26:25Tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk
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26:33-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog.
27:05Look, you've dusted your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mids.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun facts.
27:19Any other fun facts? Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh my god, a perioded platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb!
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:36So a platypus, does it sweat water, blood or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:50I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair, though, you're not a teacher.
27:55Yeah, I don't teach the kids that, totally.
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read, like, chick flicks.
28:08You know, when they're, like, nothing-y.
28:09They're not, like, you're reading, like, psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just, like, choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo.
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:16Look, I'm a light.
28:17We're literally book club, guys.
28:20Yeah.
28:20Yeah, you're out at BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love, um, Claire Douglas.
28:29She does, like, murder mystery.
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Young girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget told us.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:42Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this?
28:45How are they living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:47Yeah.
28:47You just continue your book chats.
28:48I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying, like, hey, everyone.
28:51Oh, man.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books, and I'm not going to lie, don't read.
29:00Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She's like, nah, forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Oh, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish ones.
29:11These are technically.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We were thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture taken.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation, and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:45Robyn may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK
29:49Liverpool actually is.
29:50You're going to have to teach me some slanking.
29:52I'm serious.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down and we have to go out and we're going to have
29:56to go out and we're going to have to go out.
30:09And I'm going to go out and I'm going to go out.
30:20you're fine it's away sorry sorry I don't like bugs you don't like bugs then you
30:26shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit Robin
30:28it's Islanders get scared by something what do you know what I like I like like
30:38that bug is literally no one's no one's actually pulled me a butt
30:47you know what they don't fuck around today I'll just come right yeah it's so
30:53nice to have someone come in and just be like a man I was a five chopsticks if I
31:02don't have fucking call that like I think we're just like oh my god sorry
31:05that is a ginormous loss I've been probably just attracted people to got
31:08perfume and stuff on fuck say did you see on my face she landed on my game you
31:32guys just slap me I love you have it hurt that I should do yeah but one day I'll
31:37just come over and I'll give you that I bought you a gift just that get it off
31:41mate
31:46why didn't you get it off me he's coming back for revenge I think that was the same
31:51one I was quite calm like whatever happened happened but now I'm like ready
31:59to what's up whoa whoa it took a picture of it oh it's Islanders take a pic with
32:12something I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him come and then I'm gonna take a
32:16pick up you taking a pic of me taking a pic
32:26pick it up that's massive don't pick that up you just told me to pick it up
32:31yeah I'll change my mind oh beetle catching oh we don't know if it's poisonous
32:40I don't know that shit if you don't like it opie then don't do a photo shoot with a dung
32:45beetle
32:52it's the first week and already the terrace has seen some serious lip action
32:56I'll be there
32:58okay
33:09you
33:10you
33:12you
33:13you
33:16you
33:21you
33:27but what i'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone
33:35i'm gonna pee quickly shut up i swear to god i need to fuck off you can you can just
33:41take in
33:45he's literally leaving me already he's like i need a way oh yes how romantic
34:12all the romance
34:20i was quite flattered to hear that lorenzo was talking to ellie about one of the funniest
34:24people to come out of scotland which one of you has taken a shit
34:33she's great that woman she put scotland on the map yeah what an icon yeah
34:38do you know her no do i know her do you know the woman that asks if her kids have
34:43got her
34:44no i don't know her wish i did though i'm gonna sing shall lied by shall lied
35:05so what what a character do you want first the real assy there's two no the one that's sitting
35:12she's doing nothing right are you ready right okay all right i'm gonna sing
35:28shirloid but shirloid this is like year 11 drama
35:37right right so you're singing oh no you saw this one i saw this one i saw this one i
35:39didn't
35:40right go go go which one of you has done that shit
35:46and then you have to say it wasn't me that's fucking one of you has disgustan
35:56sorry oh good brother
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37:56everyone say cheese or better still everyone say love island unseen bits
38:07we're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen
38:14like that big ledge behind you yaz
38:19it's a program that's easy to dip into
38:30it's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons you can make lemonade
38:35fuck off
38:36at last the talent that opie hasn't mastered
38:40it's love island unseen bits
38:46i heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that aids and what a melt
38:50i think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite
39:12it's a bit soggy on that it's a bit soggy
39:18it's got a soggy bottom
39:20don't moan babe what did what she say it's a bit soggy
39:24bring it back here then sorry aden it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast
39:30i want to give the guys a
39:32oh my god is it a sensation
39:33can i have some
39:34oh my god that is the best thing i've ever diced
39:43that's given me goosebumps i've got full on shivers
39:48do you want to have light
39:49i would
39:52how fucking good is that
39:54how good is this
39:58that's my favourite thing in the world
40:07incredible from him
40:11he's an amazing mom
40:13well this is a love island first
40:14a girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa
40:26the truth came out about george and yasmin's secret mission from maya
40:30islanders yasmin and george entered the villa yesterday
40:33they have been keeping a secret
40:36no i don't think it's funny you know
40:38well that's what you were wrong jasmine
40:40it was funny first everyone pulled a funny face
40:45and then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as samraj and ellie were sent packing
40:52alien samraj it's not over yet a second chance is coming
40:57is this a joke
40:58it is a joke sanraj i told you this was funny
41:02the games have begun i'm ready
41:05also ready were two brand new bombshells so ellie and samraj went from dumped to double dates
41:13and here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see
41:19and here's what's your name
41:21cavin cavin you have a k it's different isn't it
41:23cavin cavin yeah that sounds horrible saying that
41:26where are you from you got me with an accent have a guess
41:30welsh no no scottish yeah
41:3350 50 i was going to say close enough about a mile and a half
41:37damn it before i'm a model darling i'm used to the cameras make sure you get my good side okay
41:43cheers cheers to us indeed sorry i just want to wait
41:50yeah i need to put this down i actually can't see that fucking thing
41:53i should have got that bow toes down because i'm slitting in that and all in i
41:56yeah i was going to say you don't want that anything
42:01what's gonna happen come on let's go
42:03oh it's fine
42:16it's back it's time for beach art bonanza
42:22i asked our anders to show me their party tricks
42:26party tricks i don't know uh i could do the moonwalk
42:34mate that was to be fair i have the world's
42:38crappiest party tricks which i'm going to show you guys because the world needs to see it
42:57i think i've got one
43:01two legs up and a little like this make it rain so this one beds a lot worse than this
43:08one but this
43:08one's pure manga
43:14tense my abs i think having abs is the party trick so
43:26huh maybe i don't know
43:33oops looks like this
43:43oh
43:49i've got really bendy wendy hands so i can do this weird thing
43:54i can do the magic mike one where i jump in the air and i grind on the floor
44:00oh oh no
44:03i think we're okay
44:07i'm sorry is it all right so i've got is that one or i should do it again maybe not
44:15come back next week for some more
44:18beach art bonanza
44:24unseen bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode but we are
44:29almost at the end and we have not reached our quota we're going to get reported to waftcom let's have
44:35one last look i am terrified to see the unseen bits because i am just exactly how i am at
44:40home
44:56we'll take a princess pop yasmin thanks see you next time bye
45:01bye
45:12so
45:15so
45:20so
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