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00:00:10You
00:00:11Tonight is the big
00:00:13Four comedians will deliver the most important set of their lives and it's all in your hands
00:00:18You the global audience at home will determine our winner
00:00:22Welcome to live finale a funny AF
00:00:35Oh
00:00:39The comedian going through to tomorrow's live finale it
00:00:48This is it the finale
00:00:52One final performance to go from dreaming of stardom to being the star
00:00:57By winning their very own Netflix special tonight the power to pick that star is yours with live voting in
00:01:05real time
00:01:06Growing up. I was like prank five times a day. I was going to the mosque every day
00:01:09Then I had sex once and I was like God might not be real
00:01:13I got invited to a friendsgiving that turned out to be an orgy and I was like buy the key
00:01:18lime pie
00:01:19You eat animals. That's terrible. That's like eating your pet. I ain't gonna eat my pet, but I did your
00:01:24pet
00:01:25I think there should be a special sex ed class for boys. I want Sesame Street teaching this shit
00:01:30I want a finger me Elmo in every classroom
00:01:34Who's your next comedy legend?
00:01:36This will be the most important day of my life. I'm just going balls to the wall. I'm going as
00:01:40hard as I can
00:01:40If you like loud bitches vote for me. It's time to bring the heat tonight. You will crown our champ
00:01:53Yeah
00:02:02Thank you
00:02:04Thank you
00:02:25Thank you guys so much much appreciated as usual
00:02:30Uh, I want to welcome you guys. I want to welcome you guys to our top four comics
00:02:36And I also want to let you know man these top four comics have killed it at every stage of
00:02:39this competition
00:02:40Got to understand to make it to this moment. It's a big fucking deal. It's a really big deal
00:02:45And now they've made it here. Well, they got one last shot
00:02:47They got one last shot because of the next hour you watching live at home. You get to pick the
00:02:53winner
00:02:53I repeat you watching live at home get to pick the winner and the prize
00:02:58Well, the prize is the most coveted opportunity in comedy. It's a one-hour Netflix comedy special
00:03:08Huge
00:03:09Huge
00:03:14You know
00:03:16With this uh with this show. I set out to find the next great stand-up comedian
00:03:20Um a voice that doesn't just belong to the next generation of comedy, but it defines it right someone original
00:03:26someone undeniable
00:03:27Uh, someone that has the kind of presence that shifts the room and reminds you why stand-up comedy matters
00:03:33in the first place
00:03:34The big question is well, who will win it all?
00:03:37Once again, it's not up to me. It's up to you
00:03:39It's up to you at home. Okay, so what I want to do right now
00:03:43I want to do a quick a quick little test to vote. All right
00:03:46I just want to make sure that you've got everything down that you know what you're doing
00:03:49All right, the questions below here's a question below. I want you to get to it vote right now on
00:03:54your tv on your tv get your remote
00:03:57Get your remote
00:03:58Get your lazy ass up and get your fucking remote
00:04:03See I want to make sure that you guys understand this man everybody at home watching this on the platform
00:04:08You have somebody's career in your fucking hands
00:04:11So don't be a lazy ass and avoid the opportunity to fucking vote get your ass up
00:04:18Get your control
00:04:21Use the device
00:04:25Now I don't mean to cuss at you i'm sorry i'm passionate i'm hyped right now guys when i say
00:04:30go vote understand that you have one minute
00:04:32You have one minute to vote if you have any trouble voting here's what you can do you can uh
00:04:37I mean i can't do much for you you can go go online go to the netflix help center
00:04:41Uh and from there you're on your own i don't know what the fuck happens after that
00:04:44Okay, wait the results the results are coming in right now and it looks like
00:04:50It looks like most of you are planning the vote okay good that's the question at the bottom most of
00:04:54you are planning to do the right thing
00:04:55These comics are going to need you tonight i cannot stress that enough they need you all right with that
00:05:01being said who's ready for a great show
00:05:12Yeah
00:05:15Yeah
00:05:16Yeah
00:05:19That's what i want to hear
00:05:21Joining me for the final showdown are two
00:05:25Comedy legends two comedy legends who's been essential to getting us to this point this very moment okay they have
00:05:32both delivered
00:05:33Specials on their own amazing specials so they know how big of a deal this is guys do me a
00:05:39favor
00:05:39Please show your love for my pals tom segura and nikki glacer yes
00:06:02Welcome back guys
00:06:05So excited for tonight first and foremost nikki you look beautiful tom you look amazing
00:06:10Uh, i gotta say guys. Thank you for being a part of the process
00:06:15The comics that have made it this far
00:06:17Uh have went through a crazy amount of stages to get here and your voices and your
00:06:23uh
00:06:24Let's say like your breakdowns as to what you like what you didn't like um all of that stuff was
00:06:28necessary
00:06:29It was all needed but this moment this moment right now for our audience watching the home for our audiences
00:06:34live with us
00:06:34Uh, can you revert back to anything with this type of pressure that you had to experience in your career
00:06:40nikki?
00:06:41Oh, yeah, I mean tonight is such a huge night
00:06:43We are really going to crown the next comedy star I believe and change someone's life with a netflix special
00:06:49And I could I was thinking back about when I got for my first netflix special everything changed after that
00:06:54You're suddenly going to clubs and people are coming out to see you as opposed to just because they have
00:06:59a groupon
00:06:59Or they won tickets on the radio. Yeah, like when you are able to go show up in a place
00:07:03and people are there to see you
00:07:04That's a defining moment that I don't think most people understand is like happens in a comics life
00:07:09And that that was the changing moment for me. So tonight someone's going to get a net their first netflix
00:07:13special. It's insane
00:07:15It's a big deal
00:07:17Tom
00:07:17Yeah, uh
00:07:19Yvette in the game man, you know
00:07:21You've been in the comedy game for quite some time a tremendous amount of success you have and that you
00:07:25still are having
00:07:26Can you go back to any moment in your career that gives you the same level of pressure that our
00:07:31four comics performing tonight are going to experience?
00:07:34Well, I mean this is live so these they got bigger balls than me, but um
00:07:38I remember when I did my my half-hour special the first time and they're like this is going to
00:07:43change your career
00:07:44And it definitely did not did nothing
00:07:48but
00:07:49The thing that did
00:07:52The half-hour did shit
00:07:56I'll tell you kev what did change my career was that was the first time I got a netflix special.
00:08:01There you go changed my career
00:08:02There you go
00:08:03There you go
00:08:05It is a massive deal a massive deal and nikki
00:08:08I love what you said, you know
00:08:09It's all about the difference and understanding when you have fans that resonate with what you do with your craft
00:08:14that are now coming out to see you
00:08:16It's game-changing. Yeah, and to people that are watching at home and and finding their new favorite comic for
00:08:21the first time on the show
00:08:22Look them up go see them at a club near you these people are touring all the time
00:08:26They're coming to places near you go see live comedy and support that
00:08:28It's
00:08:29Yes
00:08:29Yes
00:08:30Yes
00:08:34Guys, I don't want to waste time. I want to get to it, man
00:08:38Uh listen guys you have to make a big sacrifice
00:08:41We all do especially in this career. You gotta make sacrifices to follow your comedy dream
00:08:45But this guy well he went above and beyond here is you sama sadiki
00:08:5514 years ago, I just had done the mcat which is the entrance exam for medical school
00:09:00And I had this inkling in my body to do comedy
00:09:04I told my mom and dad the day before I was going to med school. Hey, I'm gonna do comedy
00:09:10And they loved it. They loved it. They were like are you gay, too? Please let's just go all the
00:09:14way
00:09:15They were completely devastated
00:09:18When I came to new york to go for it
00:09:20It was like my friend who's a comic had like this squatter's den he was living in in canarsie
00:09:24Then he was like hey, man, you can live here. There's no water supply, but there's no rent
00:09:28There it is. That's the house the crack villa
00:09:31There's a port-a-potty that we had to use and like every four days in the night
00:09:36We'd like carry this bat full of piss and we just like pour it into the sewage system
00:09:40And I was just living like that I felt so good
00:09:42I was like just doing as much comedy as humanly possible because I was like I love this more than
00:09:47I hate the circumstances
00:09:49The single most powerful thing you can do as a comic is release a netflix special
00:09:53So I hope to make my parents proud and make everything worth it
00:09:57All right, give it up
00:10:01All right, give it up
00:10:28All right, how we doing?
00:10:33I love LA my uncle. I was hanging out with him all day 85 years old some of us got
00:10:39the 80 plus fam
00:10:41We love them. They be saying random stuff, right?
00:10:45We're just hanging out watching youtube. I don't know where he's like I don't like
00:10:51I'm like what he's like I don't like living
00:10:56Pretty sad right what made this sadder is that he said this while we were watching one of my stand
00:11:01-up videos
00:11:04Ouch he's like this is not comedy. I will show you some comedy
00:11:08He starts typing in asians are very I unplugged the tv
00:11:12I love my uncle man. He's the best homophobe I know
00:11:21It's different we grew up in texas it's different you know new york la very gay friendly is the best
00:11:26I'm from texas where they're like if I see a rainbow in the sky I shoot it
00:11:32Okay
00:11:34And I keep shooting about thine till the only colors left are red white and fucking blue
00:11:40Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
00:11:46Yeah
00:11:48And I keep shooting that till the only color left is white
00:11:59Don't be homophobic straight guys don't be homophobic
00:12:02Because every straight dude we all got gay moments in our day
00:12:06Right you think he's straight not when he's waking up. How does he wake up? He's like
00:12:16Bro waking up is kind of gay
00:12:24That first yawn too
00:12:27Bro sounds like you're taking a dick in your butt brother
00:12:33Every dude here is like I don't wake up like that
00:12:36Okay, I wake up like let's go
00:12:41Hustle grind
00:12:43Pussy
00:12:46You see I know yourself man. I'm a brown guy. You know I did the 23 and me
00:12:52DNA testing I'm brown
00:12:55Kevin I'm so brown the paper was like you are 7 11 percent brown
00:13:07Can we say white dudes were getting a little goofy with 23 and me a little bit
00:13:11One of my white friends got back 3 percent iranian next day. He bought a hookah lounge
00:13:17This is the whitest dude from connecticut now. He's like hello my friend
00:13:22I'm like listen dylan. He's like it's dylan
00:13:27Please sit down have some hummus. I'm like you white fuck that is mayonnaise, okay
00:13:34You know 23 and me was doing forensics for a little bit you know about this like if your family
00:13:37member did it
00:13:38You commit a crime they can cross-check the dna to get you. You heard about this?
00:13:42How funny is that?
00:13:44Imagine you're a perfect serial killer, right? You dissolve the bodies in hydrofluoric acid put them in a drum drive
00:13:47out of the woods bury the bodies 40 feet deep
00:13:49And you get caught because your fourth cousin is like am I cherokee
00:14:05That's hello, I think
00:14:08If I ever got caught like that, I'd be like listen, I'll go to jail. Let me just kill one
00:14:12more person
00:14:16Oh
00:14:16My god, man, just just go travel. That's how you learn, you know y'all been to europe
00:14:20That's why I was like all last week. I was in europe. You know, so crazy about americans in europe
00:14:24in america. We're all different politically, right?
00:14:26Then we go to europe. We all become american
00:14:30Immediately right like here in america. I'm like a left wing you know oat milk
00:14:36You know i'm like a femme boy pussy la boo boo, right?
00:14:42Then i go to europe take one look around i'm like me and the boys could take this shit over
00:14:46and do it
00:14:51Get her fucking done
00:14:55In america i'm ordering lattes like can you add some lavender?
00:14:58You know what i mean?
00:15:00Then i go to europe and i'm like soccer's fucking gay, all right?
00:15:04It's fucking gay is what it is
00:15:07Europeans are soft kevin
00:15:09It's what happens to you when your healthcare system actually works
00:15:14Right
00:15:16Right
00:15:20Just ain't crazy shit like had a disease went to the doctor no longer have the disease
00:15:26America we're like we're bringing back polio mother fucker
00:15:28I will say germans are kind of scary the ones that i met when they're speaking german
00:15:36Right then they say one word in english and it's like we could beat you up i think
00:15:40Right because they're like fallen fallen fallen then they're like you have to come to berlin
00:15:52Why does every german guy go through a sex change on the way to english bro
00:15:56Right fallen fallen put your fucking hands up oh
00:16:00Oh we're raving now in frankfurt
00:16:04We're raving now in haagen-dazs
00:16:10Last thing i'll say to the boys man hey if you're out in the streets wrap it up all right
00:16:14I'll wear a condom i'm a condom guy i'm a condom and wallet guy low-key
00:16:20Every girl i know hates it my ex was like condom and wallet that's fucking creepy i'm like where else
00:16:24you want us to put it
00:16:26Wouldn't it be creepier if you're like where's your condom and i was like
00:16:35Even creepier if i took my pants off and i was already wearing it i was like
00:16:40Yeah i've been hard this entire day
00:16:42Y'all been great thank y'all so much so funny thank you thank you thank you thank you thank
00:16:49you
00:17:00Thank you thank you well deserved well deserved you know
00:17:08Osama man i i uh i i just gotta say your material of choice dude uh it just continues to
00:17:18impress me
00:17:19I love how you weave in and out of of your topics i love how you make them personable and
00:17:26make the audience
00:17:26uh
00:17:27Basically you put them in a space to see the pictures that you're painting and immediately embrace your stories in
00:17:32your world man
00:17:33Uh, and it's such a nice flow to it right like i'm never stuck outside of what you're talking about
00:17:38uh
00:17:39Amazing set tonight what do you guys think thank you
00:17:42Same thing the flow was amazing you you we didn't even know where the next joke started or the last
00:17:48one ended
00:17:49You just came out of the gate you're a killer like you just killed the entire time
00:17:54Which i don't think people understand how difficult that is to just out of the gate and keep crushing the
00:17:58entire time
00:17:59And i also want to say i just really appreciate how you just ring everything out of a premise that
00:18:03you can
00:18:04Like as soon as you think it's over like you could have ended on the the the he shoots the
00:18:08until it's red white and blue
00:18:10But then you were like then he just wants it to be white like that ash and that extra thing
00:18:14was like that's next level thank you
00:18:15Great job tonight amazing
00:18:20Dude
00:18:21You you crushed and and uh it's the joke it's smart you have smart comedy and you i like that
00:18:27you have physical stuff too
00:18:29But some of the jokes i love hearing something that i've never like waking up is gay it's so funny
00:18:35It's so funny and you had so many great jokes tom and i both looked at each other like why
00:18:40have we never thought
00:18:40i know it was like one of those moments yeah she has so many gay jokes but where's that one
00:18:45you know you
00:18:46You're the originator dude thank you thank you uh guys one more time show your love please
00:18:50Who signed the siddiqui one time wow wow wow
00:19:00What we are not going to do is lose that energy we're going to keep it going uh understand it's
00:19:05hard
00:19:05to survive especially when you're starting out in comedy and this guy this guy did just about
00:19:09Everything there is to do to stay afloat as he followed his dreams ladies and gentlemen here's ron taylor take
00:19:15a look
00:19:21All right i'm in this bitch the finals i made it slinging these jokes man this has been the best
00:19:28job
00:19:29i've had i've been a lifeguard door guy i sold donuts and uh the job i have now which will
00:19:36not
00:19:37be named and i'm not even gonna tell y'all where i work because i don't want to be harassed
00:19:41and you
00:19:41know what the ice cream's delicious so you now the reason i've had those different jobs is more to
00:19:46feel the time i've never had nothing to pay for i ain't have no place no house no nothing i
00:19:52lived in
00:19:52a van from 2015 to 2023 till it got taken i guess if you don't register the tags or whatever
00:20:01it can't
00:20:02be on the street so la stole my van winning this would be validating not to mention that i can
00:20:09buy
00:20:09me a new van i can stop scooping ice cream i can get crab legs and get me a nice
00:20:15young lady to
00:20:16write comedy jokes with oh boy ladies and gentlemen make some goddamn noise for ron taylor
00:20:44yeah
00:20:45yeah yeah sit down sit down la
00:20:55party party time yeah i had to quit partying i had to i can't party like i used to i
00:21:02stopped drinking
00:21:03as much all the rules around drinking is up feel like a setup you can't drink and drive what the
00:21:10fuck is the cup holder for
00:21:14you can't drink and drive why is there a parking lot at the liquor store
00:21:20how the fuck you think i got here on horseback
00:21:24let me in this bitch
00:21:27it's a setup then you drink you drive you go to jail what what year are we in yeah you
00:21:35can't do
00:21:36something but get drunk drivers like a a lane or something
00:21:41a drunk driving lane there's a lane for everything else you got a carpool lane a bus lane a bike
00:21:50lane a bike
00:21:51lane get on the bus you broke
00:22:03and i'll help design it god damn it i'll make it just like you know when you take kids bowling
00:22:08you
00:22:08pull the bumpers up on the side that where you just oh wait oh wait there it is
00:22:13hold up get where you need to go don't just lock me up and then the age how old you
00:22:23got to be to drink
00:22:2421 why says who
00:22:28why not 20 why not 22 what the is so special about 21 this ain't blackjack
00:22:37you know how many other dangerous things you can do before you 21 all of them
00:22:43you knew all the dangerous things you can drive a car you can have a gun you can you could
00:22:48be in
00:22:48the war fighting for motherfuckers freedom you this is the craziest one you can do porn
00:22:57is that not crazy to y'all that you can suck dick legally pay taxes on it
00:23:06yeah that's your real employment
00:23:15and that's the fucked up thing you can do it for a while
00:23:19after about 18 19 20 you ain't no rookie you a vet
00:23:24second dick is what you do
00:23:27you trying to get out the game you start picking up extra shifts you just pulled a double double
00:23:32that's full dicks now come on do the bash
00:23:37you get off work you tired you sore you sticky
00:23:42you crunchy you go home and got a drink a capri sun what
00:23:59give that horse some tequila she deserves it her pussy's on fire you can't put a
00:24:07pussy fire out with hawaiian punch you
00:24:11maybe i'm too progressive but i feel like if you can drink cum you can have beer that you
00:24:24shouldn't be washing down no goblet of jizz with sunny delight that ain't that
00:24:31you handling big dicks over there hey ladies listen stop putting that pressure on us to live up to
00:24:37them pornos and whatnot and having big dicks i want a big dick i want a man with a big
00:24:41dick i want a big dick me too
00:24:46yeah here we are you get what the fuck i give you i ain't holding out i ain't lead a
00:24:56good dick at the house
00:24:59this it i brought it all with me standard issue
00:25:05i got the toyota corolla of dicks
00:25:10it ain't fancy but damn it you gonna get there it's efficient and it's reliable
00:25:24i don't even know how much that matter like all that size and whatnot i really feel like ladies
00:25:29y'all can't agree on it ladies do size matter okay a lot of whores in the house now
00:25:37i'm just serious no
00:25:41if you say size matter and you know what you want i want any woman in here right now
00:25:45yell out your dream size hold on who says seven that's your dream size
00:25:53call me santa claus god damn it i can give you that i
00:25:55i heard a lady one time say i want 12. i said 12 what
00:26:07like 12 inches like 12 whole inches 12 inches in a row
00:26:15that i can give you 12 inches but i got to you twice i can't give it to you back
00:26:21to back like that
00:26:24have you seen a ruler for how long 12 inches is a foot
00:26:31a pound and i wear the lemon so you got one more to go you
00:26:36you want a subway sandwich in your pussy
00:26:41you want an entire italian bmt in your body i know all the sandwiches you want a meatball marinara
00:26:50in your muff 12 inches that's two inches short of a comcast remote
00:26:57you want 120 channels in that pussy
00:27:02well i will watch cable no more we stream i ain't got comcast dick i i got roku dick i
00:27:07got
00:27:09ladies and gentlemen that's my time
00:27:26thank you
00:27:28thank you
00:27:30ron ron raw taylor
00:27:36that's the nickname i gave you man ron raw taylor you are raw uh i can't say it enough man
00:27:43it truly
00:27:44comes out of nowhere and i love it i love the fact that it's unexpected uh i love your
00:27:49fucking wardrobe choice tonight i love like like like dude you you really do fit the perspective of a
00:27:57comedian man and your material does not let the audience down good tonight very very funny
00:28:04very funny set that was so much fun it's you're just a blast to watch and again another killer set
00:28:11front to back i mean you just you brought it tonight and i you mean you started with a pro
00:28:16drunk driving
00:28:17joke and everyone was on board everyone's on board we just love you and and and and taking dick jokes
00:28:23to another level where i'm you're you know we've heard we feel like we've heard them all we certainly
00:28:28haven't you you i want more from you um and it's just so good tonight it's so fun i can't
00:28:35wait to see
00:28:35more from you dude that was unbelievable you did the drunk driving thing you also did drunk driving
00:28:44stuff for a while like it wasn't like a quick thing and you really really broke it down it was
00:28:49so funny
00:28:50i feel like you have the spirit of an older guy right like you like that you have like the
00:28:56the
00:28:56cadence of like a robin harris like that type of soul which is the biggest compliment and it's i feel
00:29:03like you could be funny reading a menu you're hilarious that was so funny dude thank you so good
00:29:07hey man do me a favor make some more noise one more time for rob taylor
00:29:22all right guys look before our next performance i just want to give a shout out to the contestants
00:29:27from earlier in the season who came out tonight to support their fellow comics because that's what
00:29:32comedy is about it's the community the community is what we embrace so please show them some love
00:29:38man they're all right there in the front such a great group of talents i appreciate them being here
00:29:47tonight all right guys here's our next comic okay and auditions well she had the comedy seller rolling in
00:29:53their seats let's see if she could bring that energy tonight here is caitlyn palufo
00:30:02i'm a little more aggressive on stage than most i'm loud i'm not afraid to talk to people i was
00:30:07raised by two working class people and it was like okay you might not have all the talent but if
00:30:12you beat them with work ethic you can still get to where you want to go and i kind of
00:30:15just live by
00:30:16that mentality i moved from san francisco to new york to go to grad school which was very much a
00:30:22waste of money
00:30:23i started doing comedy in new york and it was tough take off the jacket or no one's getting wet
00:30:29all
00:30:29right i went to be a full-time comedian after i did colbert and then the pandemic hit that was
00:30:35devastating and i went back to my day job which was art handling and i can't go back to that
00:30:40again but it
00:30:41also makes me appreciate this moment it makes me so grateful for this opportunity winning this
00:30:47competition would be huge because it puts you on the biggest platform in the world comedy is so
00:30:53subjective you can only be yourself and if the people don't really with me then that's okay
00:30:59and then the people who do me will find me and then we will all together
00:31:07ladies and gentlemen please give it up for caitlyn palufo
00:31:25hey hello los angeles thank you sit down sit down sit down thank you i gotta talk about my pussy
00:31:33thank
00:31:34you oh i'm doing great i'm feeling good i'm actually i'm newly single okay yeah thank you
00:31:42i was in a relationship for seven years we broke up about eight months ago so you know what that
00:31:47means
00:31:48right i am easy okay no it was a long time to be with something no nothing bad happened okay
00:31:57it was
00:31:57a good breakup you know it just kind of fizzled out you know a relationship's over when the presents get
00:32:02too practical for his birthday i got him invisalign that's tough happy birthday fix your face okay i'm
00:32:13tired of looking at it like this all right and sex goes out the window with an invisalign nothing kills
00:32:18the mood like a guy going you look sexy in an outfit let's share tonight but he was a good
00:32:27guy
00:32:27sweet kind funny smart handsome had a good job and he had two perks he had a double perk okay
00:32:33ladies
00:32:33he had a big dick and he had no back hair
00:32:38thank you i love saying that out loud you really find out where the sluts are okay
00:32:43yeah right in this little corny little hookers hi yeah because the sluts know you never get both
00:32:48you get one or the other if you're lucky but both you hold on you know and i felt the
00:32:54vibe in here
00:32:54change did we feel that did we feel every single man go what the what's this perk
00:33:01she's talking about huh they're perks in a relationship they're not deal breakers so don't
00:33:06worry gentlemen if you don't have a big dick that's fine not a big deal just get funny okay
00:33:12yes absolutely tell us a joke while you let us down all right
00:33:24no back hair is the real win though right we like a smooth boy yeah we like a little dolphin
00:33:29from the neck down don't we ladies yeah and again i'm not trying to body shame look at this you
00:33:34got
00:33:34some furry boys in the front hi i see that beard you look like you tickle okay
00:33:42there's nothing wrong with back hair okay gentlemen it's beautiful natural normal it's
00:33:47just something women want to know about before we encounter it for the first time
00:33:52it can be a little jarring a little you know takes us out of the moment it's kind of like
00:33:57when you're
00:33:57you're swimming in the ocean and then your foot touches kelp
00:34:02like oh this water is so it's a sea beast because how do we find out that a man has
00:34:10back hair we
00:34:10usually find out when we're about to have sex for the first time and that is a very different
00:34:14experience for men and women men you guys are easy you guys are stoked you're focused you come to that
00:34:19room you're like oh boy i hope she's got tits ah and then you count them out loud one two
00:34:28i knew there'd be two women we got a lot of other stuff going on we got heavier stuff we
00:34:34come into
00:34:34that room we're like oh boy i hope he doesn't kill me okay please let me keep my eyelids all
00:34:41right
00:34:45no we gotta do a lot more maintenance when it comes to sex right ladies we gotta wax yeah i'm
00:34:50waxing my puss puss do you know how optimistic that is i have no prospects and i'm still getting waxed
00:34:56that's crazy that is optimism that is that is car insurance with a bus pass all right i am waiting
00:35:04for my life to change clap if you're a woman who gets waxed in here who does it who's waxing
00:35:10oh a lot of us wow you guys doing the whole thing whole thing whole thing we got navy seals
00:35:15in the
00:35:15room god damn that's incredible i just do the sides i voted for kamala okay
00:35:25if you have ever gotten waxed as a woman you know there is no dignity
00:35:28in it it's so embarrassing they put you in the most well-lit room on the planet
00:35:32they make you go winnie the pooh style yeah shirt socks nothing in between they don't even give you
00:35:39a blanket they give you a little wet nap and they're like clean yourself up little piggy oh gross
00:35:43if you get the back door done you have to roll over onto your stomach and spread your own cheeks
00:35:50open
00:35:51yeah and you boys can't even trim your ball hair fuck you all right we're angels you don't deserve us
00:36:04okay so the other day the other day not too long ago i'm getting waxed all right and
00:36:08you have to make small talk with these women you have to chit chat it's so awkward i'm laying there
00:36:12spread eagle just like so where'd you park you know apparently i distracted her because all of a
00:36:21sudden i felt hot wax where i have never felt hot wax before right down the middle a little to
00:36:27the left
00:36:29and i'm so naive i thought she could take some warm water wipe it off try again so i was
00:36:33like
00:36:33oh miss i'm just doing a bikini wax i'm not doing a brazilian and she goes oh no i said
00:36:37you can't
00:36:38just wipe it off and she goes oh no then she told me to take a deep breath and then
00:36:45i felt the worst
00:36:46pain i've ever felt it whoosh i thought she took a lip off hand to god i thought she threw
00:36:51my labia
00:36:52in the trash i was like get some ice we can reattach it it was so painful i told her
00:37:00to stop
00:37:00waxing i was like we're done i'll make up a story i'll just say i dropped a cigarette that's what
00:37:07i'll
00:37:07say it's the new trend i'm rocking the good puss bad boy but then i was like no no no
00:37:15no no no
00:37:15caitlin you can handle pain you just weren't ready for it also you don't want to be known as a
00:37:20woman with a yin-yang pussy okay so i told her go ahead take the rest of it off and
00:37:25she did so now
00:37:26you're looking at a girl with a bald puss all right thank you thank you i appreciate it which means
00:37:34i had to look at her in the mirror for the first time first time in my adult life i
00:37:40saw what my bare
00:37:41vagina looked like and i'm looking at her and i'm looking at her i'm like oh wow
00:37:48she needs bangs
00:37:55i gotta be honest i don't have a cute looking pussy okay i got more of a
00:37:59that's what i got okay you probably got a dart a little little yeah yeah not me no i got
00:38:05a working
00:38:05girl's puss a little ballerina pussy i got a car heart pussy that's what i got my pussy's been
00:38:12working on the docks for 20 years she pays her union do hell i think she voted for trump okay
00:38:22they don't tell you it doesn't grow back all at once yeah they should let you know if you take
00:38:28it
00:38:28off all at once you think you'd grow back all at once just kind of like a chia pet
00:38:32it grows in patchy scraggly a little lopsided i got timothy chalamet's mustache
00:38:40all right you guys have been great i'm caleb palufa thank you so much
00:38:45thank you
00:38:57kaitlyn kaitlyn uh good job as usual it's expected i mean you know you remain likable while
00:39:06talking about your vagina in such a a vulgar way and it comes off with so much presence so much
00:39:14personality uh and that's just because of your charm right there's a lot of charisma to you
00:39:18every time you touch the stage you light it up you didn't do any different tonight uh congrats on
00:39:23another amazing set good job tonight thank you so much thank you i love you so much kaitlyn that was
00:39:29so strong you were just you're so good at this and you make it look so easy which is not
00:39:34and um
00:39:34and you were just so funny tonight and thank you so much for talking about getting waxing in that
00:39:40kind of way that i had i've been through that too and never processed it in that way and i
00:39:44feel like
00:39:45you brought us all along a journey that feels so alone sometimes and i think that's so important
00:39:49about comedy is that you're able to articulate these things that we like struggle with and can't
00:39:54talk about and so i just appreciate that it's so many great jokes i felt like i had done all
00:39:59of them
00:40:00that there were to be done but you had so many uh you're just a joy to watch i am
00:40:05obsessed i love you
00:40:06thank you so much you make me so proud to be i love you so much thank you thank you
00:40:11dude you crushed
00:40:13that was awesome uh i've gotten waxed too i did appreciate all that yeah that's i feel seen but
00:40:19really tom yeah in and in what i did balls or what are you doing i did my ass oh
00:40:26wow and my back did you
00:40:28lose a lip too huh did you lose a lip too i wiped clean for months it was awesome it
00:40:33was great oh i
00:40:34recommend it it was an ally that's nice it was awesome i recommend it i recommend it get your ass
00:40:38waxed um but you're no you you're a joke machine and what i loved is that it was like it
00:40:44was just
00:40:44one after another and they're all so well written so funny you absolutely crushed it i loved watching
00:40:50your set so please keep fucking doing what you're doing good job good job good job one more time guys
00:40:57came with blue for one more time okay it's heating up it's heating up all right guys look to round
00:41:10it
00:41:10out this last comic has had his ups and downs in the competition but throughout his career
00:41:15well he's always known how to hustle here is reg thomas
00:41:23do i reg thomas know what it means to hustle in comedy yeah i hustle in general i definitely know
00:41:28what it means to hustle in comedy i've been promoting and running my own comedy show called
00:41:32productively stoned for 10 plus years the little kid who was sitting in elementary class daydreaming
00:41:37out the window would be very proud to see that i turned out to be this guy but like i
00:41:41had to work
00:41:42hard to get to this place i'm from a traditional family and i'm from new york city you gotta hustle
00:41:46you
00:41:46gotta get money and for a long time i was in comedy just not getting money i was just doing
00:41:50it because
00:41:50i knew i had to get better to get where i'm going so i did what i had to do
00:41:55like i remember my cousin
00:41:57gary passed away of cancer i held his hand till his body got cold and then i walked to go
00:42:02do a comedy
00:42:03show like i'm built different i'm a different breed man i know what it is i wanted to win a
00:42:10netflix
00:42:10special because it's been 15 years of me trying to get the world to realize like yo this guy's kind
00:42:14of
00:42:14funny and it's my turn now it's my time well at this time i want you to do me a
00:42:22favor and put your hands
00:42:23together for rich thomas
00:42:38there you go all right happy to be here i just uh i just got through a little bad breakup
00:42:48and uh like you know breakups are hard for everybody but what i've learned is that like women
00:42:54don't think they could be dumped
00:42:57you see how it stopped being funny fellas you know breaking up with a girl is impossible breaking
00:43:04up with a girl is like breaking up with your gym membership she like write me an essay tell me
00:43:10why
00:43:10you want to leave i'll review it and tell you why you're wrong
00:43:16you try to kick a girl out your life she start acting like a squatter
00:43:21she's like the county says i can stay
00:43:26me and my girl we were together for four years and it was sweet but it got toxic
00:43:30she caught me cheating once a month and
00:43:38accused me of not knowing what loyalty was and then she got into a new relationship and she got dumped
00:43:45for cheating with me
00:43:50silly rabbit
00:43:54this is when it got toxic when she got caught cheating i was there for her
00:43:58i was like yo i know what you're going through right now
00:44:09now you would think telling a cheating joke at a comedy show is a good idea
00:44:14but most comedy shows are date night
00:44:17so i tell a cheating joke and all the fellas are like hmm
00:44:24talk about some other right now my
00:44:26but personally i think cheating jokes are funny
00:44:32fellas you ever been going through a breakup and you couldn't tell your girl
00:44:41you just walk around the house sad as hell
00:44:44you know your girl can read your energy your girl knows when something bothers you she's like babe
00:44:49what's wrong
00:44:52you wouldn't understand
00:45:00that wasn't even the worst the worst breakup i ever went through me and this
00:45:03ship we weren't even together we were seeing each other for 30 business days
00:45:07and i called it all off she got so upset at me she made nine instagram pages
00:45:12and they were all combinations of my name with the word bum
00:45:17so it dredges a bum bumming ass reg
00:45:22reg thomas still bumming like the fuck
00:45:26and they were all screenshots from a sex tape we made
00:45:30no bueno
00:45:33they weren't even pictures of my dick they were pictures trying to embarrass me like pictures of me
00:45:36in bed without a shirt like bitch
00:45:39i know i got a gut i put it here
00:45:45but the angle she took the photos at looked like three niggas was in the bed i was like wow
00:45:51diet starts on monday
00:45:55she followed every comedy club i work at every comedian i know
00:45:59all my homeboys were trying to be supportive they were like we flagging it we flagging it
00:46:06we flagging the pages
00:46:10i was like that's great but could you niggas stop liking the photos that'd be so much better
00:46:17i'm trending
00:46:20my best friend tried to give me advice but you know guys give the worst advice at a moment like
00:46:25that he's like that's why you gotta date white girls a white girl would have never did you like
00:46:29that and i was like you right a white woman would have done way worse
00:46:34a white girl would have moonwalked in the traffic and said i pushed her
00:46:39black girls and white girls just get mad different a black girl gets mad and now you
00:46:42on instagram looking crazy a white girl gets mad and niggas go missing
00:46:48me and reg were having a fight then i went on my nightly run and now reg is missing
00:46:58whole time i'm wrapped up in a yoga mat in the back of this bitch's subaru
00:47:05i don't got no beef with white girls white girls are cool but this is this thing in my past
00:47:09if a
00:47:09white girl ever liked me she was never the baddest white girl if a white girl liked me she was
00:47:14like
00:47:14a white girl you find it a bucky's pajama pants in public you know the type i much rather date
00:47:22black
00:47:23women black me and black women we get way along way better i love black women they give me my
00:47:26confidence
00:47:28they give me my drip and they can see through my bullshit so it keeps me honest it's like the
00:47:34gail king and r kelly interview all over again
00:47:39y'all know about the interview y'all know who gail king is opal winfrey's best friend y'all know
00:47:45who
00:47:45r kelly is phenomenal musician right and so anyway one year gail interviewed r kelly and r kelly lied the
00:47:55entire interview r kelly lied from the rooter to the tutor and gail just would not believe a word
00:48:00r kelly said and r kelly got so fresh in the middle of the he goes i'm fighting for my
00:48:04life
00:48:06and gail kept it so gay so she looked right through r kelly and said robert
00:48:15and even though she said robert all i heard was stop lying that's all i really heard
00:48:24but i know i've been talking about breakups here black love is still beautiful i don't want you i
00:48:29think i'm against black love like very much pro-black love my favorite couple of all time
00:48:34my favorite couple of all time is michelle and barat
00:48:38because i don't even follow politics i'm just impressed with how much he loved his wife
00:48:44for eight whole years he always found a way to give his girl a shout out no matter what the
00:48:47speech was
00:48:47about he'd be up there giving bad news like today in the middle east we blew up a school
00:48:53on a lighter note who would have thought that a girl from the south side of chicago and i'm like
00:49:00yo what happened at the school dog like you was telling her whole story but that's what he told me
00:49:06he told me you gotta make your girl feel special you gotta make your girl feel like a rock star
00:49:09like i like your girl with a nice booty but if the next year i fall in love with got
00:49:13a little booty
00:49:16like she don't got no booty i'm gonna treat that little booty like it's the biggest ass i've ever
00:49:22seen and every time she get naked i'm gonna make a scene about it and i'm a real new york
00:49:27nigga i'm gonna sell it like damn baby are you coming with all this what's supposed to do with all
00:49:34this booty
00:49:34you trying to kill a nigga whole time she in my bed
00:49:41because women do it for us all the time the first time they see us naked you be like
00:49:48patchy back hair i love patchy back hair baby that's my time my name's reg thomas thank you very much
00:50:09you know i i i don't know a better way to say it man i mean like since your return
00:50:16you came back
00:50:17different and it's not because you are different it's because you had all the things that you're
00:50:22showing and putting on display now you had it then but you didn't get to it yet and when you
00:50:27got the opportunity to get to it you've done nothing but show out man your your material
00:50:37it's so dope it's so honest it's so relatable and you do it while not ever while not ever losing
00:50:43your foundation of where you from and who you are like the new york never goes away regardless of your
00:50:49topic regardless of what you're talking about man it's dope as to see you and see you shine the way
00:50:54you've been shining good set man congrats again for another amazing performance man
00:50:57that was incredible i you know what my favorite thing about watching a comic like you is like i feel
00:51:05like we're friends now after i just saw that set i feel like i know you more it felt like
00:51:08we were
00:51:08hanging out you are such a natural you were able to not only have just great jokes but you told
00:51:14a
00:51:15really vulnerable somewhat embarrassing story that just felt so intimate that pulled us in
00:51:20and then you did pop culture references to close it out like you had everything in that set i just
00:51:24think you are just so good and you're so you deserve to be here so much i'm so glad i
00:51:30got to watch you
00:51:30tonight amazing yeah that was tremendous first of all thank you for acknowledging how amazing r kelly is as
00:51:39existing because he is but the guy's unbelievable but
00:51:46he really is he should be back but what i was but what i love is a i love watching
00:51:53stand-ups that have
00:51:54like what i call like confessional sets people who talk about their life nobody else can do the set
00:52:00that you just did you know i mean nobody else can take that singular to you it was so funny
00:52:06so
00:52:07fucking solid congratulations that was a fantastic set so good amazing give it up for rash thomas one
00:52:14more time ladies don't know one more time
00:52:19all right now we have seen four comments we have seen four sets but it is out of their hands
00:52:29now
00:52:29because it's time it is time for you at home you at home will decide the winner of funny af
00:52:36so what
00:52:37i want to do right now i want to get the others back out here man make some noise for
00:52:40your finalists
00:52:41tonight man usama ron caitlyn and rich
00:52:52holy kong holy kong holy kong
00:53:00four four finalists
00:53:06four different comedians four different styles uh it's been a long road it's been a long road
00:53:15and whatever happens man i want you to know all four of you truly like you did a truly amazing
00:53:21job man not just tonight but throughout this whole experience you guys have earned this moment and i mean
00:53:26that like those are big facts you earn the right to be on this fucking stage tonight so sit in
00:53:32that for a
00:53:32second and realize that you're here because you're supposed to be here okay
00:53:41uh but now well now now it's time for you to you to step up i'm talking about you the
00:53:49people at
00:53:49home it's time for you to step up and vote for the winner of funny af i cannot stress this
00:53:55enough
00:53:55i need your participation i need your votes in real time so that we can change the lives of one
00:54:03of these
00:54:03goddamn four finalists on this stage so the final vote is open now you got one minute you got one
00:54:10fucking minute one minute do your job people do your job i did my job i bought you a-list
00:54:22talent
00:54:23and i made that talent deliver so do your fucking job match my energy and the energy of all that
00:54:29participated in the show with me and fucking vote in real time right now while you do that i'm going
00:54:36to give you guys a little recap of our four comics tonight take a look
00:54:42because every straight dude we all got gay moments in our day
00:54:46right you think he's straight not when he's waking up how does he wake up he's like
00:54:56oh waking up is kind of gay
00:55:02you want an entire italian bmt in your body i know all the sandwiches you want a meatball marinara
00:55:11in your muff 12 inches that's two inches short of a comcast remote
00:55:18you want 120 channels in that pussy then she told me to take a deep breath
00:55:26and then i felt the worst pain i've ever felt in whoosh i thought she took a lip off hand
00:55:30to god
00:55:32i thought she threw my labia in the trash i was like bitch get some ice we can reattach it
00:55:38she caught me cheating once
00:55:43a month and
00:55:47accused me of not knowing what loyalty was
00:55:50and then she got into a new relationship and she got dumped for cheating with me
00:55:59silly rabbit
00:56:11well we are back we are back we are live um i gotta say it again great job you took
00:56:18the stage you
00:56:19all stepped up to the stage you did what you were supposed to do but i love the fact i
00:56:23love the fact
00:56:23that we are looking at four different comedians four different styles right four different approaches
00:56:29to the craft of stand-up comedy and although i'm a fan of all i love the fact that it's
00:56:34not in my
00:56:34hands i love the fact that it has nothing to do with me or my decision has to do with
00:56:39those that are
00:56:40watching i love the fact that i am not responsible for whatever feeling the losers have when this is
00:56:47all over okay well yeah you're winners but some will lose it just is what it is ranch this is
00:56:53where
00:56:53we got to rip the band-aid off okay what i want to know right now is the pressure i
00:56:57want to know how
00:56:58you feel red you just had a phenomenal set how do you feel knowing that you're waiting on the
00:57:03people how do you feel i feel i feel phenomenal because i did what i was supposed to do i
00:57:08just
00:57:08need them to do what they do okay okay uh caitlyn i want to know how you feel you just
00:57:15had a
00:57:15phenomenal set how are you feeling in this moment as you wait on the people to do their fucking jobs
00:57:22i really hope i didn't uh tell everybody i have a bad wax for no reason okay
00:57:34ryan ryan tell the people that are watching what you are feeling in this moment as you are waiting
00:57:40on them to do their fucking jobs what is your feeling now uh i feel good i feel appreciative
00:57:48and i feel like y'all shouldn't drink and drive i'm sorry i said last one how do you feel
00:58:01uh i just want
00:58:04to say uh i just love my family my mom my dad my brothers uh and i'm just happy that
00:58:08they're watching
00:58:08and that's really all that i'm feeling right now is love for them that's it for real okay all right
00:58:18the vote is now closed okay the vote is closed and the results are in it has been i want
00:58:26to say
00:58:27it has been an honor an honor to watch all of these comics throughout the season it truly has um
00:58:33but it's no it's no need to waste time we're here we're here now so here we go we are
00:58:37going to announce
00:58:38the top two okay we're going to announce the top two in no particular order this is in no particular
00:58:46order based on the worldwide vote the first comic answer the top two is get my envelope get my envelope
00:58:54give me we live give me the goddamn envelope
00:59:00before i open this envelope
00:59:06i just want you all to know that the winner of this competition walks away with a hour special on
00:59:14netflix on netflix on the platform
00:59:20that's what the winner will get and right now right now we are a step closer to knowing who the
00:59:26winner
00:59:26will be because this is about the top two so the first name of the top two is
00:59:46ron taylor
01:00:12that's what the winner will get and right now right now right now right now right now
01:00:16i want to know who else has made it into the top two i don't want to wait i want
01:00:21to know i want to
01:00:22know who else is in the top two envelope get my envelope man
01:00:29before i open this envelope i'm joking i'm joking i'm joking
01:00:37I'm joking i don't know who else is at all right now right now right now right now okay
01:01:02go ahead 호vy
01:01:03Give me a second, man.
01:01:05Reg, Caitlyn, before you guys leave,
01:01:07a true heartfelt moment from me to you.
01:01:10I love the fact that you were eliminated,
01:01:14made an alternate, came back, came back
01:01:17with a chip on your shoulder and showed the fuck out.
01:01:18You showed it.
01:01:24Brother, you are a polished comedian.
01:01:27You are a seasoned comedian.
01:01:28When you say you've been doing it for 15 years, it is obvious.
01:01:31It does not shock me.
01:01:32It does not blow me away.
01:01:33Everything about you says poised, polished.
01:01:36More importantly, man, well-crafted.
01:01:38Thank you for participating.
01:01:39Thank you for being part.
01:01:40Thank you very much for having me, man.
01:01:45Thank you so much.
01:01:47I'm just going to welcome you.
01:01:54I watched...
01:01:59I watched Caitlyn.
01:02:02I watched Caitlyn destroy through this entire competition.
01:02:05I watched you...
01:02:06I watched you kill the fucking stage in New York twice.
01:02:10I made the decision to stop and pass you in the middle
01:02:14before we were making decisions.
01:02:16And that energy that I have, that energy that I have towards you
01:02:21does not change.
01:02:22Like, yes, you're not in the final two, but fuck Caitlyn, man.
01:02:26You are dominant.
01:02:28You are a real second comedian.
01:02:32Thank you so much.
01:02:36One more time.
01:02:36Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:02:37Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:39Nikki.
01:02:40I am such a huge fan of Caitlyn and Reg.
01:02:43I was wondering if you guys would want to open for me
01:02:46on my tour this long.
01:02:48I would...
01:02:48It would be...
01:02:51I'm...
01:02:51I just want my show to be as good as possible.
01:02:54Hold on.
01:02:56Hold on.
01:02:58God damn it.
01:03:01For those who did not hear what Nikki just said...
01:03:03Can I say this?
01:03:04Nikki just offered Caitlyn and Reg...
01:03:07a fucking opportunity to open for her on the tour.
01:03:10That's...
01:03:10I just want to be around.
01:03:12I want to be around you guys.
01:03:13And learn from you.
01:03:14You're incredible.
01:03:15Just say yes.
01:03:15Just say yes.
01:03:16Will you do it?
01:03:17I love it.
01:03:18Get out of here.
01:03:19Go.
01:03:19Get out of here.
01:03:22All right.
01:03:22All right.
01:03:29Okay, guys.
01:03:32Shit, man.
01:03:32Come on up.
01:03:33Let's walk up right here.
01:03:35One on this side, one on this side.
01:03:37Okay.
01:03:39We are...
01:03:40We are down to the top two.
01:03:43Uh...
01:03:43I mean, this is huge, guys.
01:03:45It's a huge accomplishment.
01:03:46It's a huge accomplishment, but unfortunately,
01:03:48only one of them will walk away with their very own Netflix comedy special.
01:03:52Uh...
01:03:53A lot of tension, a lot of pressure in the room.
01:03:55And it should be.
01:03:57So...
01:03:57Fuck it.
01:03:58Let's just get to it.
01:03:59Okay?
01:04:00Here we go.
01:04:01Here we go.
01:04:02Uh...
01:04:03It's between Ryan Taylor.
01:04:05And it's between the Shama Sadiqa.
01:04:08The viewers...
01:04:10The viewers...
01:04:12The viewers around the world have voted.
01:04:15And the winner of Funny AF is...
01:04:31We're above...
01:04:33Let's go!
01:04:33Thank you for being here!
01:05:02Hey man, hey man, just give me, give me a second, and I'm not, I'm not gonna get, I'm
01:05:15not gonna get too emotional in the moment, but I know what it's like to have a fucking
01:05:19story, to have a hard story, to have a fucking hard story, you're looking at two real difficult
01:05:27roadmaps to get to this stage tonight, man, and I know the fucking feeling, Ryan, that
01:05:32you have in this moment, and I resonate with it, I see it on your fucking face, for somebody,
01:05:41for somebody that truly wants to see somebody else do amazing things in the business, it's
01:05:48dope as fuck to fucking help somebody with a story like yours, congrats, man.
01:06:01Uh, bro, I'll, I'll say this, and, and I want the world to hear it, I don't know if you
01:06:09got a manager, I don't know if you got an agent, I don't know if you have representation, but
01:06:13I will tell you, your phone is about to light up, cause you're a fucking star.
01:06:18You're a star.
01:06:19Slow it out, you're a star.
01:06:24At this point, man, I thank once again to all of our contestants that participated, uh, what
01:06:32an amazing show, what an amazing journey, and yes, we can have one winner, but I told all
01:06:37of those that participated, you all win, you all got to show your face on the biggest platform,
01:06:41you all got to be seen.
01:06:46But celebrations are due, and Ron Taylor, you deserve your fucking moment to stand in front
01:06:51of that crowd and goddamn reap the benefits of your win.
01:06:55Please make some noise for Ron fucking Taylor.
01:07:13Um, Ron, we, we, we just need to hear from you in this moment.
01:07:21Like, what are you, what are you feeling, what are you thinking, what does the moment mean
01:07:25to you?
01:07:30First of all, I want to say thank y'all, man.
01:07:32Thank y'all.
01:07:33Thank y'all.
01:07:34That's number one.
01:07:36Uh, I'm going to be completely real with y'all.
01:07:39I, I, I did not think I was going to win this bitch, dawg.
01:07:42I promise you.
01:07:44I swear, dawg, and I'm glad I was wrong.
01:07:46I'm going to thank my family, all my friends, supporters, fans, everybody.
01:07:56I'm going to make it my mission not to waste this opportunity, man.
01:07:59So I want to show y'all, y'all pick the right one.
01:08:03I love y'all.
01:08:04I want to thank you.
01:08:06Brother Tom, Miss Nicky, Brother Kev, I thank all of y'all, everybody.
01:08:10I just thank you.
01:08:11I love you.
01:08:12Appreciate it.
01:08:15All right, uh, before we wrap up, two things I want to give you, Ron.
01:08:19One, I want to give you that card.
01:08:21I think you should keep that.
01:08:22This is the first season of Funny AF.
01:08:25Uh, you are my first winner on Funny AF.
01:08:32I can only hope that after this, so many more will want the same opportunity that was had
01:08:38for you and that so many more strive to walk away with something as gracious as our Netflix special.
01:08:44I want you to take the moment, seize the moment, but, yo, like, make sure you step up to the
01:08:48moment.
01:08:49I want to fucking knock this hour special out of the park, and goddamn it, I'm looking forward to seeing
01:08:53you on more things and doing more work with you.
01:08:55Is that simple?
01:08:55Okay, now, what I want to do, I want to invite you over here, before we go, I want to
01:09:04invite you to sit on the couch.
01:09:07That's right, come sit on the couch.
01:09:09Come sit on the couch.
01:09:11Because, Ron, you deserve a seat at the goddamn table, okay?
01:09:16You deserve a seat at the table.
01:09:21I got to say thank you to Mickey, I got to say thank you to Tom, uh, I also got
01:09:27to say thank you to my partners at Netflix.
01:09:29Thank you for believing in the vision, seeing the vision, and more importantly, supporting the outcome of the vision.
01:09:35There is no me without you, Netflix.
01:09:37I also want to thank all the viewers that participated, that voted.
01:09:42Uh, I want you guys to know, my name is Kevin Hart.
01:09:46Tune in for the roast on goddamn May 10th.
01:09:48I'm gonna fuck shit up.
01:09:49Good night.
01:09:51Good night.
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