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00:10Hellooo!
00:14Testing.
00:18Oh, are my headphones connected?
00:24Alright, they are not.
00:27They are not. Now they are.
00:29Hello?
00:32Can you hear me?
00:35Is my sound working?
00:41Oh my goodness.
00:43Hello, hello, hello, hello.
00:47Hello.
00:48Sorry for the late start, guys.
00:50I got a call right before I went on stream from a fan member.
00:54Everything is okay, but so sorry about that.
00:58But what's up, guys?
01:00Hello.
01:01Did you miss me?
01:04You guys, I was looking before I went live.
01:06I haven't gone live in like 17 days because of my trip.
01:10And for the record, hi!
01:14For the record, if I look incredibly sweaty, it's because I am.
01:20Right before, like a couple hours ago, my air conditioning decided to stop working.
01:26And in Florida, that is never a good thing.
01:29So, um, it's about 100 degrees in my house right now.
01:33So I am literally sweating.
01:37Hi!
01:38Nice try.
01:39Nice try.
01:39What's up?
01:42Um, so, yeah.
01:44And so, by the way, if you do hear a real knock at the door, it's because the AC guy
01:48might
01:48be showing up at any point in time.
01:50So, um, it's not the pizza delivery guy.
01:53It's not the plumber.
01:58Do I play video games?
02:00I do.
02:01I'm not going to play a game today.
02:02I just thought we'd chat because I've been away for so long.
02:04Um, but I do play games and I play them terribly.
02:07And I like playing weird, funky, shitty indie games.
02:14So that's kind of what I've been doing.
02:18I've been, um, in the UK.
02:22For those of you that are wondering where the hell I've been, I've been in the UK now
02:26for like two and a half weeks.
02:30And it was incredible.
02:32I am very sleepy because we got home very late last night.
02:38Yeah.
02:39It was great.
02:40I went for, um, a wedding.
02:44And then the week before they had what they call-
02:46Thank you for the resub!
02:47Thank you for the resub!
02:48Are my headphones not working?
02:53Great.
02:55Hello?
02:56Why are my headphones not connecting?
02:59I hate it here.
03:03Why are my headphones-
03:05Oh, oh.
03:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:07I think we're good.
03:08I think we're good.
03:08Let me test it.
03:10Thank you for the resub!
03:11Thank you, why do I bother for the resub?
03:15It doesn't matter to us how you look.
03:16We just love you.
03:17Aw, thank you!
03:18I am so sweaty.
03:21I am so sweaty right now.
03:23You could-
03:24You could fill a-
03:25I don't know.
03:26You could fill this-
03:27This glass up with this-
03:28My butt's wet.
03:31This is by the way-
03:32You thought I quit Twitch?
03:33No, I just didn't Twitch when I was overseas
03:35because the Wi-Fi is just awful.
03:38I didn't want to fucking deal with it.
03:42So, fun fact.
03:43See the little floaties in here?
03:44This is coffee.
03:46Iced coffee.
03:48And I put it in a wine glass
03:49because I don't really have like glasses in my house
03:52that are big enough for iced coffee.
03:53Anyway, I put ice in here about five minutes ago.
03:58So, that's why-
03:59That's how fucking hot it is in here.
04:01All the ice is melted.
04:05So, all the ice is gonna melt
04:07and it's gonna look like I'm just chugging
04:09like the most sludgy dark wine on the planet.
04:16London was amazing.
04:19One of me and Vic's favorite places on the planet.
04:24We love it.
04:25We just, I just, we love it there.
04:29Met up with friends there.
04:31Had so many incredible things.
04:33I posted a ton of it on my Instagram
04:36and on my TikTok.
04:37I still have more to post.
04:39I just am trying not to completely bombard everyone.
04:41I was trying to like just kind of enjoy
04:43somewhat of vacation
04:45and like post everything later.
04:50A, for my safety
04:51and B, just cause like,
04:52I don't want to be on my phone the whole time.
04:54I mean, I'm on my phone for OnlyFans, but like,
04:56I don't want to be on my phone the entire time.
05:01So, it was awesome.
05:02We, we went to, we're big on pub culture.
05:06So, we went to a lot of pubs.
05:09We, what else do we do?
05:11What do we do, Vic?
05:11Vic's in the other room.
05:15I made coffee cake from your given recipe for the first time.
05:17How'd it turn out?
05:20My cousin is from Italy, staying over in London.
05:23Oh my gosh, dude.
05:24It's the best.
05:27You got Arsenal in the win.
05:28I, I, I'm not an Arsenal fan.
05:31Turns out.
05:32I'm not, I don't really have a team.
05:34Uh, Vic's a Spurs fan.
05:38Uh, a friend of mine is a Blackburn fan.
05:44I don't know.
05:45I don't really care.
05:46I just like to watch.
05:46I'm just a voyeur fan.
05:48How about that?
05:48I just like watching.
05:50And I usually just pick whatever colors I like better.
06:00But yeah, so we did pubs, um, fish and chips.
06:04Uh, we just, we, it was like the first time we've been to London with kind of no plan.
06:09Went to a couple of our favorite restaurant.
06:11Bonaire's is one, which is an incredible Indian food.
06:13Um, the clove club, clove club is another.
06:19And we just, usually when we go to London, we have a game plan and we just had no game
06:24plan other than the hen party and the wedding.
06:26So we just kind of like wandered around and had a great time.
06:31Um, I did shoot an episode of Danny does coffee, which will be out on, um, OF TV in
06:38the next few weeks.
06:39And I had a special guest of Danny D on spoiler alert.
06:43And, uh, for those of you that don't know, I didn't know this.
06:49Danny D is a coffee virgin, or should I say was a coffee virgin.
06:54And I got to take Danny D's cherry.
07:00Hmm.
07:01His coffee cherry.
07:03So cheers to that.
07:09What's my go to chippy order?
07:12Uh, cod.
07:13I'm, I'm really big on, uh, I use do everything.
07:18I like to use, I like to use the, uh, malt vinegar.
07:23I like to use, I love the mushy peas.
07:25I tried curry sauce this time.
07:27I'm a big fan of that.
07:28And, uh, I love Coleman's mustard.
07:31I am a slut for Coleman's mustard.
07:35Guys.
07:37Oh, oh, love it.
07:40It just fucking hits.
07:41It just hits.
07:42I dip my French fries in mustard.
07:44So when I'm there, I was just living my best life.
07:46Thank you for following.
07:47Tartar sauce.
07:48Yeah.
07:48And I also like tartar sauce.
07:49I like to mix it up.
07:49I take one bite with the tartar sauce and then I do a little bite of the Coleman's and then
07:54I do a little bite of the curry sauce.
07:56I just, you know, my mouth is just a gangbang of flavors when I eat fish and chips.
08:06Do I like it better than yellow mustard?
08:08Yes.
08:10Um, Coleman's mustard is like mustard times 5,000.
08:15Like it has, it has like, I don't know if it has.
08:19No, it doesn't have horseradish in it, but it has like a kind of that horseradish wasabi
08:25kind of like nose clearing vibe.
08:27And then also just like incredible mustard.
08:29So you're just like, oh, it clears your sinuses right up.
08:32Woo.
08:33I forgot how unhinged this stream is.
08:36I love it.
08:37You're welcome.
08:39Cheers to that.
08:40I think I'm just going to always drink coffee out of a wine glass.
08:47I got an ice cube.
08:52Mm.
08:52Mm.
08:53Mm.
08:55Um, rate of mushy peas.
08:57I agree.
08:58I don't like mushy peas when it tastes like baby food.
09:00When it has that.
09:02No, I like my mushy.
09:03I like my mushy peas slightly mushed.
09:06Just a, just a, a little dabble of mush.
09:10Just break the pea open.
09:17Best fish and chips.
09:19I had this really funny moment.
09:20Um, I was with a friend who was me, Vic, um, some mutual friends, and then another friend
09:28of ours who is British and we got into a cab and he looked at, he being my British friend,
09:38looked at, was at the cab driver.
09:40And I was sitting at the cab.
09:41I don't know if you've ever been like a, a, a traditional black cab.
09:44It's like you sit like three and three.
09:46So I'm sitting with like my back to the driver and he goes, what's the best.
09:52Now everyone fights over the best fish and chips, their best chippy, if you will, in London
09:58or in the UK.
10:00And so he said like, what's the best fish and chips in London and hit.
10:04And I thought he was talking to me cause like the eye line and him, the cab driver
10:09and I at the exact same time said mayfair chippy.
10:14And it was so weird.
10:16Like no one ever agrees on that.
10:18It was insane.
10:21Best fish and chips.
10:22Best fish and chips.
10:23I crave it.
10:24I'm craving it now.
10:25Just talking about it.
10:27It fucking hits.
10:30Obviously.
10:31Thank you for the follow.
10:32Re-wet.
10:36So yeah, it was great.
10:37It was so great.
10:38Um, went to a wedding in the north.
10:41Uh, Carlisle, which is very, very cool because I haven't really explored much of the, like
10:50the UK, like Scotland.
10:56Oh, that got me.
10:57That one got me.
10:58That one got me.
11:01Ah, why do I bother?
11:06Um, and yeah, I got to see, I got to see Carlisle.
11:10I got to see, uh, Kent, which is beautiful.
11:13So that was really, really, really fun to kind of just like see the countryside and just
11:17how it's such a beautiful country.
11:19And I love the people.
11:21I just love being there.
11:22So it was nice.
11:23I already miss it.
11:24I want to go back.
11:26And Bobby wants me to swallow.
11:27So cheers to Bobby.
11:33Did I see any Harry Potter stuff in London?
11:39Um, not this time.
11:40No, I've done everything.
11:44I've done everything, which is, is we've been to London so many times.
11:48So we've kind of done all the touristy stuff.
11:51So we did go to a gallery or a, a museum.
11:54I really, really enjoy.
11:55Um, so incredible Surat exhibit.
12:00Uh, what else?
12:02Eight soup dumplings.
12:03We did a lot of eating and drinking.
12:05Oh, you know what else I did?
12:07I went to the, hold on.
12:09I mean, I don't want to flash you.
12:11The Adla show.
12:15This is keeping me, this is lovely.
12:21I went to see ABBA Voyage.
12:24Um, our friend surprised us with tickets.
12:27You guys, that, that show is so weird.
12:30It is so weird.
12:32Nice try.
12:35It's like, it's a hologram.
12:38I've never seen a hologram show.
12:39It's like hologram with AI.
12:43Oh my God.
12:44The music was incredible.
12:45They did have a live band, um, that played the music.
12:48Obviously not ABBA.
12:49Cause they're like a million years old.
12:51And.
12:52Oh my God.
12:54It, the music was great, but watching the visuals, my brain did not understand.
13:01Seeing someone like as a hollow, like someone like seeing them as a hologram.
13:07Brain did not understand.
13:08I don't, I don't know.
13:09I, I, I, I didn't like it.
13:10It was too fucking creepy.
13:12It was like, I, and like Vic made a really good point.
13:16Oh my.
13:16We're not far away from, you know, you seeing any band you want to see at any time.
13:24Like, think about it.
13:25Like you want to see Michael Jackson this weekend.
13:28You want to go see Taylor Swift, Prince, whoever.
13:32Like, and I'm curious if that'll take away from the like specialness of it.
13:42So the, yeah, it was, it was amazing.
13:44I don't know, but it was just like very like, and you can't film, which is such a bummer
13:48because I was just like, so like, oh, it was just, I highly just go see it just because
13:56it's a fucking trip.
13:57I felt like I was, I've never done a drug in my life, but I felt like I was on
14:00drugs.
14:03Yeah, it was just so weird.
14:06It was so weird.
14:07Like, I wouldn't say it is believable.
14:11Seeing the hologram.
14:13Cause like we were in the back, we had like this, like there's like this dancing booth area.
14:16So we were in the back and seeing the hologram.
14:21That was weird.
14:22Cause they walk like the plane of that they walk.
14:25And I know it's all a projection, but it's, that is very, very, very believable.
14:30But when you see them on the screen, as you would in a concert, that's not, it looks like
14:39really bad AI.
14:41So it's just, yeah, but it's a really, really, really good time.
14:45They walk, they play instruments.
14:47They like walk to the piano.
14:48It is so, it's like a realistic, do you remember like the Chuck E. Cheese animatronics from the
14:5890s?
15:00Like think of that times 1 billion.
15:05So like moving around, they're doing stuff.
15:08Like it's just, it's wild, wild, wild, wild.
15:13Um, I don't know if I'm a fan of it.
15:16I don't, I don't know.
15:17I don't know if I like that, but you have to appreciate it.
15:22Just because it's crazy that it exists.
15:25So I'm glad I went.
15:27Um, I don't know if it's something that I would like regular regularly frequent if other
15:31artists are doing it, but it was very, very cool to see just from a like technology perspective.
15:37And the band, the live band was incredible.
15:39So anyway, so we did that.
15:47Um, why are they holograms?
15:50They can't perform.
15:50They live in real life.
15:52No, you're not understanding what I'm saying.
15:53The band that the music came from is a live bands like human beings, but then they have
16:02holograms of the music and then like performing like almost like a fake, like their vocals
16:10are, are the vocals, but they're like almost doing like a lip sync with the hologram to
16:17the vocals that exist.
16:18And then the band, there's like a live regular people band, human being bands that plays the
16:26music live.
16:27So you have like three things.
16:28You have like the, the regular shmangular human being band, which was like a 20 ish
16:33piece band.
16:34You have the vocals of actual ABBA playing.
16:39And then you have like the anima, not animatronic, the hologram of them lip syncing.
16:46It was just surreal.
16:48It was surreal.
16:49So anyway.
16:52Maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that
16:58you feel confident enough to not pay attention.
17:04Mm.
17:06Mm hmm.
17:09So anyway, we did, we, we did a lot of, um, Vic, when I, I went to the, um, I
17:15went to
17:16a hen party, which is basically a bachelorette.
17:17That's what they call the bachelorette in the UK, which made me giggle the entire time.
17:22Um, and while I was at the bachelorette weekend, uh, Vic and a friend of ours spent the weekend
17:27together hanging out and they went to go see Dracula.
17:32The one, one woman show, the, whatever the bitch's name is from wicked.
17:37Um, but they saw, and they, they said it was incredible.
17:41They said it was like, she performed everything that she was just, she just hour 45 minutes,
17:47just nonstop doing the entire book.
17:50Um, which I'm not a wicked fan.
17:51I could give two fucks, but I'm kind of sad that I missed it.
17:56Cause I was like, Oh, that would've been cool to see.
17:59I would've had probably a little bit more respect for her.
18:04But Vic was like, no, it was really, really good.
18:07Um, went to the museum.
18:09What else?
18:11Fish chips, pubs, Danny D.
18:16Um, wedding.
18:18I was a bridesmaid and you don't have a nose for those shows.
18:25I just like that that rhymes.
18:27So I wanted to say it.
18:28I love Dracula.
18:31Bam strokers.
18:32Dracula, the movie.
18:33Uh, what is that?
18:34Like late nineties, early two thousands.
18:37That movie's hot, hot.
18:41Love it.
18:44Yeah, there is a show called Dracula.
18:46Um, the, it's not by the creators that made Sherlock.
18:49It's written by the writer.
18:52Um, what's his fuck?
18:53He also did Dr.
18:54Who Moffat, Moffat, Moffat.
18:59So the writer, like I'm, I love Dr.
19:02Who.
19:02And I think Moffat, all the Moffat episodes of Dr.
19:05Who are by far the best.
19:08Um, and then he also did Sherlock Holmes.
19:11Um, but, and then he then did the Dracula TV show.
19:16I haven't watched it yet.
19:17I don't even know if it ever came out.
19:20I didn't watch the new Dracula movie.
19:22No, I watched the two movies ago, Dracula.
19:24And it fucking sucked.
19:28Um, with the guys like that one that was like came out like my year or two ago.
19:34I haven't seen the new one though.
19:37I might see it.
19:38I don't, I'm like not movie theaters see it, but I will watch it at home and probably be disappointed
19:43because it's not the hot version.
19:49Um, the other thing, the movie I do want to see shameless plug.
19:53I don't, I wish they would sponsor me the Hugh Jackman fucking goat cheap movie.
19:58I want to see that so bad.
20:01I hope it's still in theaters.
20:02Cause I really, really want to see it.
20:03I think it came out when we were overseas and I was like, fuck.
20:06Cause like now like movies are only in theaters for like a week or two.
20:09I want to see it.
20:10Ah, there's a bug on my leg.
20:14Fucking love bug.
20:17It's a fucking love bug on my leg.
20:22It's supposed to be sad.
20:24I mean, yeah, Hugh Jackman dies in the first five minutes.
20:27That's in the trailer.
20:29But it's like a whodunit.
20:31It's like a take on like an Agatha Christie book, I think.
20:34Um, but it's basically like the sheep.
20:37I'm not giving anything away.
20:38I haven't even seen the fucking movie.
20:39I've only it's spoilers.
20:40It's in the fucking trailer.
20:43So basically Hugh Jackman fucking dies.
20:46There you go.
20:47I ruined it.
20:48In like the first five minutes.
20:51And then the sheep like solve his murder.
20:54Because he used to read these.
20:56Agatha Christie books to the sheep.
20:57This is why we can't have nice things, Barry.
21:00I'm not ruining it.
21:00It's literally in the trailer.
21:01You asshole.
21:07What's the movie called?
21:08Dude, I don't even know.
21:08Just look up Hugh Jackman sheep.
21:10And you're probably either going to get Hugh Jackman fucking a sheep in the ass.
21:13Or you're going to get the name of the movie.
21:14I don't know what to tell you.
21:19I'm so sweaty.
21:24Oh my gosh.
21:27The AC guy still isn't here.
21:31Did you see like red my chest is?
21:33Look at that.
21:33That's how hot I am.
21:36Wait, I got to get my, hold on.
21:37I'm going to flash you.
21:41Hold on.
21:42Let me, let me do the, uh, the undercarriage.
21:47Oh my goodness.
21:49But yeah, it was a great.
21:49What else did we do?
21:50Let me scroll through my, let me scroll through my little shebang.
21:55Oh, thank you, Kelsey.
22:00Oh my gosh.
22:01I had a shirt that went with this, but I took it off because I was, I thought I was
22:04going
22:04to literally die.
22:06Um, what else?
22:09What else?
22:09What else?
22:09Hold on.
22:09I'm looking.
22:10I'm doing a recap.
22:11We did so much in two fucking weeks.
22:14Uh, uh, uh, where is it?
22:20Okay.
22:20Okay.
22:21Um, we went to Bonaire's incredible Indian food.
22:23One of my favorites.
22:25Um, everyone says I look tan.
22:28Somebody else said that to me today too.
22:32Am I going to see the scary movie parody?
22:34Absolutely.
22:35Fuck yeah.
22:35Scary movie.
22:36Absolutely.
22:39Absolutely.
22:39Absolutely.
22:39The movie is called the sheep detective.
22:41There you go.
22:41Fucking literal.
22:42I love it.
22:43Thank you rough.
22:45Um, okay.
22:47Yes.
22:47For those of you just joining my AC kicked, my AC died a couple hours ago.
22:51And so it's like 90 degrees in my house right now.
22:54And I'm sweating my fucking bush off.
22:56My bush is a swamp right now.
22:59My bush looks like a wet dish sponge.
23:06I'm so sorry.
23:07Please don't report me.
23:08Okay.
23:09Um.
23:09Thank you for the bits.
23:11Thank you, Greg.
23:16Oh, my new bits thing is working.
23:20Thank you, Greg.
23:22Thank you, Greg.
23:22Oh, my gosh.
23:25Um.
23:28Oh.
23:29There.
23:30What are these ponies called?
23:31Chetland ponies?
23:32The mini ponies.
23:33When I went to the hen party, they had the mini ponies.
23:36I can't wait for someone to fucking AI me holding on my phone and put some bullshit on
23:40it.
23:40Um, had an incredible bachelorette.
23:44But it was so much fun.
23:45Got to spend some time with a really good friend of mine that I never get to see because
23:48we live on separate, separate continents.
23:52Um.
23:54Did that.
23:55I posted that on my Instagram if you want to see it.
23:58Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
24:00Then.
24:01Sorry.
24:02I'm scrolling through.
24:03Um.
24:07Na, na, na, na, na.
24:08Oh.
24:08Oh.
24:09We went.
24:09We went to the pub.
24:11I have a hair in my mouth.
24:12We went to the pub.
24:14We went to the pub.
24:15And.
24:16Uh.
24:16There was this day.
24:18This.
24:19Ah.
24:19Fuck.
24:20I forgot the name of it.
24:22Basically like everyone dresses up in like bowler hats and umbrellas and then they wear
24:26the tie of like the military.
24:28Um.
24:30Thing they're in.
24:31The thingy thing.
24:32The military thingy thing.
24:33Does anyone know what this is?
24:34Does anyone know the name?
24:35It's on Mother's Day in the US.
24:37And afterwards, we were sitting at a pub and then like all of these people came in in
24:43like these like ties with like the pub we were in.
24:47It was like red and yellow ties.
24:50And then they had bowler hats on and everyone got fucking smashed.
24:54It was amazing.
24:56Um.
24:58Thank you for the welcome back.
24:59Thank you.
24:59Thank you.
25:00Um.
25:00So that was like.
25:01And then we like ended up pub hopping and we went to another pub.
25:04And there was a different.
25:06Military.
25:09I don't know the name of it.
25:11Military thing.
25:12But they had different ties.
25:13They had like blue and red ties.
25:15And then, um, there was a guy in the military that was playing the fucking bagpipes.
25:20Everyone was fucking smashed.
25:22He's in the corner in a fucking kilt playing the bagpipes.
25:25And it was the best fucking thing ever.
25:27And I, and we were just drinking with them and it was so much fun.
25:30And they were like, one guy got fucking hammered.
25:33Oh my God.
25:33This is amazing.
25:34One guy.
25:36He's probably around my age.
25:38Gets fuck is fucking shit hammered.
25:40And, and the thing that they do during this holiday, they'd like, they, they do a parade
25:45through the park next to Buckingham palace.
25:47And then they all disperse and then go with their little like military groups.
25:52And they go to different pubs depending on what branch of the military you're in.
25:55And whatever, what thing, like we were in like the submarine one.
25:58Like the submarine guys were in this one pub.
26:02So anyway, so they all go to their pubs and get fucking smashed after.
26:06And this one, and one thing they do is they all get so fucking smashed that they try to
26:11steal each other's hats and umbrellas because they can get pretty expensive.
26:17So if one guy has a shitty hat and guy next to him, these are also guys are in the
26:22military
26:22with together, by the way.
26:23And next guy has fucking good hat.
26:27Like one guy had a hat like worth like 400 pounds.
26:30This guy tried, I watched this guy try to steal his hat, get caught.
26:35And they were just like, ah, you know, it's insane.
26:40So anyway, like we're chatting it up with a bunch of them.
26:42They're so nice telling us about everything.
26:47And then one guy was like a farmer and he was like in the military and I was out of
26:52the
26:52military as a farmer.
26:53And then second guy comes over around my age and he's getting out of the military.
26:58And he's like, well, what are you going to do when you get out?
27:00And he was like, oh, I'm going to be a cow farmer.
27:02I'm going to do cattle.
27:03And he goes, I have cattle.
27:04And they like we watch them like bond over these cattle.
27:08And the guy is so smashed.
27:09He literally he's like holding his Guinness.
27:12And he's like, you want to see a picture of my cows?
27:17And the guy's like, I want to see your cows.
27:21And he looks at us like, do you want to look at a picture of our cows?
27:23We're like, fuck, yeah.
27:24Show me your cows.
27:26And he literally like is like scrolls up, grabs a picture, shows us the cow.
27:33It was a big fucking cow.
27:35This fucking thing was it looked like a giant pit bull cow.
27:41It was I was like, do that fucking thing is full of steroids.
27:45Like that is a roided up cow.
27:46No steroids.
27:48It's all natural.
27:49I put them in the competition of cows over like what the fuck is going on?
27:56Thank you for the hydrate.
27:58It was insane that.
28:00Oh, it's called Calvary Cal Calvary Sunday.
28:03Is it is I don't think that's what they told me, but that maybe maybe.
28:08Hold on.
28:12Thank you.
28:14Thank you for the hydrate.
28:16Um, so it was just those like that's why I love pub culture and everyone is so friendly.
28:22We've never had a bad experience in a pub.
28:23Everyone is always talking to me.
28:24Big ass titties.
28:25It's like it was.
28:27It was insane.
28:29It was absolutely insane.
28:31Um, and it's always on Mother's Day in the US.
28:34Just ironically, they have nothing to do with each other.
28:37And so we're going next year.
28:39I'm going back for Mother's Day.
28:43And then everyone's like, oh, we're like, well, is this the pub that you're at every year?
28:47And they were like, yes.
28:49And it was a pub that we frequent quite a bit when we're in London.
28:52So we were like, we're coming next year.
28:54And they're like, you're not going to come.
28:56Please come.
28:57Oh, you're not going to come.
28:58I'm like, I'm fucking coming here.
28:59I'm coming.
29:00I'm coming.
29:05It was so good.
29:06Celebrated my birthday last week.
29:07Happy birthday.
29:09Happy birthday.
29:09Do I have a picture of this guy's cow?
29:11No, I should have asked him.
29:12Can I have a picture?
29:13I should.
29:13I actually got his number.
29:15I got both of their numbers and I should like message him just randomly.
29:18Hey, can I see your fucking cow?
29:20Can you send me a picture of your cow?
29:23Let me see if I can find just a picture of something similar.
29:27And I'll show you this fucking this.
29:29What do I search for this?
29:30Like crazy big UK black cow.
29:38Let's see what comes up.
29:40Oh, this is it.
29:42No, I think that's that's AI.
29:45Hold on.
29:45Hold on.
29:46Hold on.
29:48Okay.
29:49It was.
29:50Okay.
29:51This is pretty close.
29:53It was bigger and more muscular muscular than what I'm about to show you.
30:00All right.
30:01So think of this.
30:02So what I'm about to show you, imagine this cow, but beefier legs.
30:06Wait, I found my phone.
30:10Look at that fucker.
30:12Look at the size of that fucking thing.
30:18Let me see if I can find something that's similar.
30:20It was massive.
30:26Like.
30:27Hold on.
30:28I'm looking.
30:35Wait.
30:36Oh, I'm getting close.
30:38Hold on.
30:39I'm almost there.
30:40I'm almost there.
30:42Uh, fuck.
30:44A lot of this looks like it's AI.
30:45I fucking hate AI.
30:48Okay.
30:48That's the best you got.
30:49Thank you for the reason.
30:50But it looks like that.
30:51But is it a short legs?
30:52It had like fucking boobs.
30:53beefy ass legs, like muscular ass legs.
30:58Yeah.
30:58I think it's a bull.
30:59I don't fucking know.
31:00It's a bull.
31:00It has a cock.
31:01Okay.
31:01Cow cock.
31:02Cow cock.
31:06But he called it a cow.
31:08He didn't call it a bull.
31:17Oh my gosh.
31:18Okay.
31:18What else did we do?
31:19Let's see.
31:19Let me go through my more of my photos.
31:23Um, after cow cock, went for soup dumplings, which I fucking love.
31:28I'm such a fucking slut for soup dumplings.
31:30Don't even get me started.
31:32Uh, went to some rare bookstores.
31:34Cause Oh, I take it some new.
31:35I got some new books.
31:38I'm a big road doll fan.
31:40Um, so I got two road doll books, a couple of first editions that I was super,
31:44super excited for.
31:45When for a high tea.
31:47Cause you have to go for high tea when you're in London.
31:48We did like a Harry.
31:49Uh, I'm said Harry Potter.
31:51I did a Mad Hatter high tea, which was pretty cool.
31:54It was real, very, very cute.
31:56Um, there's picture of me naked.
32:00Uh, fish and chips.
32:02We talked about that.
32:03Went to the Surat exhibit.
32:05That was incredible.
32:08Um, bought a sketchbook cause I felt inspired.
32:13You want to meet the cow?
32:17Were there costumes?
32:18There were not.
32:19There were costumes for the littles if, if you went, but no, not for adults.
32:23I should have dressed up.
32:24I totally would have if I had planned it better.
32:28Saw some ducklings.
32:30Went to Big Ben.
32:31Shot a episode of dinner with Danny or dinner with Danny.
32:34Oh my gosh.
32:34My brain today.
32:37I'm Danny does coffee.
32:41Um, there's another naked picture of me.
32:43And then we went to the wedding.
32:46Yeah.
32:50Had a bunch of tea.
32:52Yes.
32:52Yes.
32:53Yes.
32:53Did you guys know this?
32:54So we went to, um, the Fordham and Mace Fordham and Mason, I think is the name of it.
32:59And it's basically like a high end department store.
33:03And you can go there and you can blend your own tea, which I thought, thought was really,
33:08really cool.
33:11I was a fan of that.
33:12I don't know where I was going with that statement, but I just thought that was cool.
33:19What's dinner with Danny?
33:21Um, I, I got confused.
33:23I used to have, I used to do a show on Amazon called dinner with Danny.
33:26And basically I would have dinner with porn stars and, um, comics or, um, sometimes people
33:32in like a profession that the episode revolved around.
33:37Um, and I want to bring it back.
33:39I just don't have the time.
33:41Um, but yeah, you can watch old episodes on Amazon.
33:44Um, but yeah, but now, but not to be confused with Danny does coffee, which is what I'm doing
33:49on OF TV.
33:57Did anybody you didn't know, wait, did anybody you didn't know recognized you?
34:01Yeah.
34:02I get recognized a lot in the UK.
34:05I actually had a really, I had a really funny thing happen.
34:12Um, we went, how do I tell this story?
34:15We were walking home.
34:18Oh, that's what something we did went to dinner early, went to a jazz club, which was incredible.
34:23And so we went to jazz club.
34:24So we kind of had like an early dinner, saw some incredible jazz, and then we were walking
34:29home through Chinatown and I was like kind of hungry that like, I was like, I don't want
34:34a snack, you know, before we go back to the hotel.
34:36So I was like, Ooh, more soup dumplings.
34:38I want more soup dumplings.
34:40So we found a place and then we were just sitting outside.
34:43Um, and this group of guys, uh, came up and like must have seen me and Vic eating.
34:53And I don't know if they like didn't want to bother us when we were eating, which I do
34:58very much appreciate.
35:00Um, but they just like decided to like get a table directly behind us.
35:09And Vic was like, those, the guys at the table behind you recognize you.
35:14And I was like, why do you think that?
35:15And he goes, cause they're going like this.
35:22So I was like, you know what?
35:23I'm not, I like, if they would have just like come up to the side, I would have just
35:28been like, but I was like, I'm not going to say anything until we leave because like,
35:31I do want to eat my meal.
35:32And then, you know, I'll say, say good, say hi as we leave.
35:37So then we're eating with this.
35:43And another group of guys comes up and walks by and recognizes me.
35:50And I, that one I did see.
35:52I was like, those guys were, I was like, I'm not going to say shit.
35:54Like I'm going to make them like, if you ever see me in public, I never mind if you
35:58come up to me as long as you're respectful, but I will make you do it.
36:01I will never acknowledge you.
36:02You will.
36:03You got to come up to me, baby.
36:05So I was like, no, I'll just wait and see what they do.
36:07So I'm watching them.
36:09And then they go to the host and instead of doing, and like, I do kind of have a respect
36:13for what the guys behind me were doing.
36:15Cause they got a table and they didn't want to bother me while I was eating.
36:18They went to the house and they said, can you tell her yada, yada, yada?
36:25No, I don't know what's happening.
36:26I just see them go up to the host and I'm like, oh, they're probably gonna do the same thing.
36:28This guy, these guys did get a table.
36:30This is going to get very weird, very quickly.
36:32It is what it is.
36:33This is why I usually don't sit on the patio at restaurants.
36:35Fine.
36:37Um, and, and so then the guy, and like, we were at a very Chinese restaurant.
36:43And so the guy in very broken English comes up and we're eating and he goes, there's guys
36:52up front that say, no, I can't do a broken English, but like they basically says in very
36:57broken English, there are guys up front that recognize you and you're a celebrity.
37:02will you go take a picture with them?
37:07And I was like, like, why?
37:14So then, so I was like, oh my God, whatever.
37:18Like, I don't, I look, I don't like, it wasn't the way that it should have been done, but it
37:22is what it is.
37:22I was like, that was not graceful at all on their part.
37:25So I got up and I went to the front of the restaurant, like where the patio, like the
37:30host stand on the patio was.
37:32And they were very, very sweet.
37:33They were just shy.
37:34I just think they just didn't think it through.
37:36They were very young.
37:36They were probably in like their early twenties.
37:38So they just, whatever.
37:40Now, mind you, there are like 12 tables, like eating amongst us.
37:45And I do not like to make a scene.
37:47So I was trying to do it as, as graciously as you can after the guy that owns the restaurant
37:54comes up to you and says, you're a celebrity.
37:55Can you go take a picture with those people?
37:59And so I went and I like took pictures and they were very nice.
38:02And then they left and I was walking back to the table.
38:04And now remind you, I still have the table behind me.
38:07So the table behind me, they go and I was like, I know all the other tables are like, what
38:20the fuck is happening?
38:21And I'm like mortified.
38:23I'm turning, starting to turn like bright red.
38:25Um, and they're like, we need to take a picture of that.
38:27I was like, sure.
38:28I took a picture with them.
38:29And then I just like sit and just was like, let's get the check.
38:37Oh my God.
38:38It was just funny.
38:40Like a young guys.
38:42Like when I say young, I mean like early twenties, they just have no social.
38:46Like you guys, you guys are just not good at it.
38:49You're just not good at it.
38:50Not smooth.
38:56Oh, but it made for good.
38:58So Vic was sitting there and Vic doesn't care.
38:59If they could, by the way, in case you're a nice try, in case you're wondering, Vic doesn't
39:05care at all.
39:05He's very, very disliked.
39:07Again, like as long as you're polite, as long as you don't come up to me and you're
39:10like, Hey, yo, I heard you like to suck dick.
39:12Can I take a fucking picture?
39:13Like as long as you're just polite, I don't care.
39:17Um, but it was just, he was just sitting there.
39:20Like he's going like this.
39:21Like it was just so bad.
39:23It was just the double bad play.
39:28So it made for a good story.
39:31Mm hmm.
39:33Then I ate my soup dumplings and finished my beer and I left.
39:42Is it awkward for Vic?
39:43No, he really doesn't care.
39:44We were coming home yesterday.
39:49Coming home yesterday.
39:50Like the thing about porn that I love is like if you do get recognized, most of the time
39:56they don't come up to you.
39:57People like like they won't like I get like I'll get one of these.
40:02But guys like don't want to necessarily go up to somebody and be like, I love jerking
40:05off to you in public.
40:07So it's very rare that people like actually approach me and which I don't give a shit.
40:12But I find it funny to watch.
40:14I watch them think like like I can see the little hamster in their brain being like, do
40:21I do it?
40:22Do I go?
40:22Do I?
40:25Like.
40:29And we are coming home and one of the TSA agents, we were going to give a pass.
40:38Now, mind you, when I fly, I wear no makeup.
40:41I have no eyebrows.
40:43I slather on face lotion like a like a fucking like I just skeet skeet face lotion all over
40:51my face.
40:52And I think I'm unrecognizable because I look like a sticky troll doll.
40:59And so we're going through TSA and I like have my passport out to like hand to the guy
41:04and he looks at me and he goes, Miss Daniels.
41:08Now, I think I'm like coming from a TSA agent.
41:13It's really weird because like they're basically a form of police.
41:17Right.
41:18So like you're just like.
41:20And so it's like Miss Daniels, which I thought was very, you know what?
41:23I like that respect.
41:24Very subtle.
41:26And he was like, Miss Daniels, he sticks out his hand and my fucking idiot ass goes and
41:34hands on my passport because I think he's like asking.
41:38But he and then he like and we did this really uncomfortable exchange where he just like went
41:42to him.
41:42I went to hand my passport and he like hold his hand and he's like going like this.
41:48And then I was like, am I allowed to touch a TSA agent?
41:52Like what's happening?
41:53So like so I'm holding my passport in one hand and I'm like weirdly like shaking his
41:59hand.
41:59Hello on the other.
42:00And I was and then like I was like, hello.
42:03Nice to meet you.
42:04I was like, you caught me with no eyebrows.
42:06And then and then he.
42:08Yeah.
42:08Is this a test?
42:09Exactly.
42:09And then like he checked my passport and he was like, have a great day.
42:13It's nice to meet you.
42:13I'm like, nice to meet you.
42:14And I just like walked away.
42:16And like I look back at Vic because he always goes after me.
42:19I'm like putting my bag down.
42:20I look back and Vicky's like.
42:32And then I'm like this poor guy, like what an uncomfortable interaction.
42:37And this poor that's what he's going to think of me forever is just some fucking idiot
42:42with that doesn't know how to shake a hand.
42:44And then he says, you caught me with no eyebrows.
42:46And then I just.
42:50So awkward.
42:51So awkward.
42:55Yeah, that was my vacation.
43:01I'm so sweaty, guys.
43:03I need the AC guy to get here.
43:05I have to go on cam soda and I'm so sweaty.
43:08If I stand up right now, I bet I have like a puddle on my butt, butt sweat, butt puddle.
43:12Who wants to lick my butt puddle?
43:16Mm hmm.
43:19Mm hmm.
43:20Oh.
43:20Oh, sweaty town.
43:23Anyway.
43:25So that was my vacation.
43:27On that note, I volunteer as tribute.
43:32It's sweaty.
43:33It's sweaty back there.
43:34It's drippy back there.
43:35I could wring it out.
43:36I could wring out my my fucking skirt like this, bottle it, put it on eBay.
43:45Oh, so but it's going to be home.
43:48I missed you guys.
43:49I miss streaming.
43:51Miss being a dirty little slut.
43:59I will be on Friday.
44:01I am going to be on Friday.
44:04Same time.
44:05To make up for a little lost time.
44:09So what's Vic been up to us recently?
44:11He's been in London with me.
44:13Hello.
44:15He's been with me the whole time.
44:19He's currently also sweating.
44:22Vic does not like being hot.
44:24I don't like being hot either.
44:26But Vic does not do well in the heat.
44:29So he's not like if I asked him to come say hi right now, he'd probably tell me to fuck
44:33off.
44:33No, he would never say that, but he'd be like, no.
44:39So wish us luck with the AC.
44:41Hopefully Friday we have AC back.
44:44I'm going to go run and go on my Cam Soda, my sponsored Cam Soda stream.
44:53Hope you guys liked the London stories.
44:58Hope you enjoyed.
45:01And I will see you guys if I don't see you on Cam Soda in about five minutes.
45:04I will see you guys Friday.
45:06I'll try to figure out a game.
45:11I know it's been a bit late, but sorry to hear about your babies.
45:13Thank you.
45:14I really appreciate that.
45:16Who who who bangle.
45:18Thank you.
45:19That really, really means a lot.
45:20And it doesn't matter how late it is.
45:22I really, really appreciate that.
45:24So they are very missed.
45:27Um, it was nice.
45:28This like the wedding that I went to the bride and groom have two pugs and they are so cute.
45:35And I got to squish them.
45:36Like when I say squish, I mean like, you know, you know what you do with squishy little wrinkly
45:40dogs.
45:42So that was nice.
45:43I got a little like dog loving it.
45:44And then I was like telling Vic, I was like, oh, we want a baby pup dog dog.
45:56So the white one.
45:57Yes.
45:58Oh, so cute.
46:00So squish.
46:01Um, but yeah, guys, I'm going to run.
46:03Um, and I will see you guys Friday.
46:07If I don't see you on cam soda in the farm.
46:09I'm going to go, uh, ring out my bush.
46:14And then I'll see you.
46:18Time to be a host and I gots to go, baby.
46:22Um, I will see you guys there.
46:23I love you guys.
46:24Thanks for listening to my stories.
46:26Thanks for hanging out with me as always.
46:28Thank you for all the follows.
46:29All the love.
46:30All the support.
46:32See you later.
46:35Sweaty in there.
46:35It was sweaty in there.
46:37Ew.
46:37There's drippy drips.
46:38Oh, man.
46:39Okay.
46:39Gotta.
46:39Gotta go.
46:40Bye.
46:40Bis zum nächsten Mal.
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