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Love I.s.l.a.n.d UK - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:13sorry for that.
01:32Bye, folks.
01:33Bye, Brad.
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:46Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:54The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is a new night and black is, well black is still the new black.
02:14And in the biggest ever shake up to the format, we had night time entrances.
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:31How do you get out of here?
02:36Oh my gosh, help me.
02:42Oh my god!
02:48Oh my god!
02:50OMG!
02:52Oh my, no, I'm going to be sorry.
02:54No, what the hell?
02:57Help!
02:58Yay!
02:59Yay!
03:01Oh my god!
03:02Help, help!
03:06Thank you, thank you.
03:07No problem.
03:08Woo!
03:10Oh my, hey!
03:13Yeah, Zoe!
03:15Hi!
03:16We didn't, you all right?
03:16Did we get out?
03:18Oh, sweet, probably.
03:19Let's get out.
03:22Here's to you.
03:23Here's to you.
03:24Here's to me.
03:25Here's to me.
03:25Here's to us.
03:26Here's to us.
03:27Here's the way!
03:28Here's to us!
03:34Here's the way!
03:56Get me meow-a-jammer!
04:02Hello, it's me.
04:04Ian Sterling.
04:07Ian with two eyes.
04:09The funny Scottish guy.
04:11Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi.
04:13I'm at the studio.
04:14Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too, this series.
04:20Fancy!
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that.
04:28I'll find you!
04:35I'll take to the air.
04:38Wait, is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane.
04:58I'll take to the sea.
05:04I'll take to the sea.
05:06Again.
05:08Ah, anyone know how to steer these things?
05:13Wee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh!
05:22And that's how free I want to be.
05:24Oh, I think I've found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:35How are we doing guys?
05:37Views lovely.
05:38Gorgeous.
05:39Perfect settings.
05:40Ready to get going.
05:42Oh my god, it's sensational.
05:44Look at the view.
05:45Love.
05:46Montage.
05:50I just love kissing people.
05:53Cut that.
05:55Cut, cut, cut that.
05:58Oh my god.
06:00Ooh, it's a hat.
06:02Guys, I'm a real cat.
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
06:11Like I'm not actually here yet.
06:12Like I cannot process this.
06:34I haven't had a mirror so I don't know what I bloody look like.
06:40I don't know what I bloody look like.
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince.
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's a kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:10No.
07:11Well that's my saying, I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth.
07:15Period.
07:16Like I actually just don't.
07:18Like I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think I'm not even, I'm not even waffling.
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in if I'm in the sea and the sharks at me one on one, I'm coming out on top.
07:40There isn't, I'm like, ask any of my friends, call them at home.
07:43I promise you, I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and bang, it's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:58Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:07It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So yes, LaBand is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that, professional...
08:38What?
08:38Shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40OK.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:44No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:48Yes, please.
08:49I'll let you get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:52Bear with, bear with, bear with.
08:55Wait, what are you eating?
08:58I asked all these, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Ha-ha.
09:03Wait, I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:09That is so...
09:10No, no, no, because it's really neat.
09:11Who have you dated, like?
09:12I've actually never dated one who does it, because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:14I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Like, I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Erm...
09:21I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:25Oh, you're not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want eyes lolly instead?
09:30No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo, then?
09:39What's Ireland?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:52What?
09:52What?
09:53Oh, what?
09:53The bit in the middle?
09:55It's an island?
09:56No!
09:57Like...
09:57What?
09:57What is that to you?
10:00Like, a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know.
10:03It's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:05Oh, go put that on the...
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Counter, yeah.
10:10That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker.
10:13Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:18Yes, please.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:19Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:32Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They used the...
10:36They used the filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad way.
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous.
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:08I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:14Not maybe.
11:15It should have been Maneater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not promiscuous.
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire.
11:25Turns out, he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing.
11:29What?
11:30Is it a fuck?
11:31No.
11:32It's bad.
11:33It's whatever fault.
11:33Aidan's a top tart.
11:35Are we calling each other tarts?
11:38Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45I'm just not going to speak for the next...
11:47You know, he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious.
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought.
11:55No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:57You mean you're like a hoe?
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English dictionary.
12:04definition of promiscuous.
12:06Bit close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know, that's her.
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:30So...
12:31I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them.
12:43The EastEnders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant!
12:46OK, OK.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it!
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it!
12:52It's an absolute belter!
12:54Now everyone...
12:55No, she actually like...
12:56She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:59She put it on her...
12:59No!
13:00No!
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:03It was the one year.
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me!
13:34Where about this is that though?
13:36I am a female.
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37OK, I'm down.
13:39It's not down, it's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah, about that I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:47What?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the motorway.
13:57We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and like you're...
14:02I'm like five and six and seven.
14:04I don't know how they, how do they like work out where the junction, my way don't end.
14:07I think so.
14:07Where does it start and where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire is north-east.
14:14Right, this is where I get a little bit lost, so just slowly.
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23Okay, carry on.
14:24Right, London there.
14:25This is London.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Like just north of London?
14:28North, what is?
14:29North-east?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally...
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Okay, just simple, simple word.
14:35So you've got north of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire.
14:37Then you've got Essex.
14:38Yeah.
14:39And then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking.
14:43You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it...?
14:50No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:51Okay.
14:52I'm good with my maps.
14:53Do you drive to...?
14:54Where like that?
14:56I drive in Scotland, Danfoe.
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:03There's no way.
15:05Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive like normal?
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13You never know because it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What, a junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Does no-one know their junction?
15:24No-one knows their junction.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:27Yeah, I've never been asked.
15:29I've never been asked.
15:29Oh, great.
15:30There's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask Opie, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all where I'm going to be, uns, uns all the time, but I'm actually
15:45like...
15:46Ah, I ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words.
15:49What?
15:51Opie?
15:52Like?
16:06Welcome back to the Love Island Unseen bit.
16:13We're here with the same old, predictable, cheesy unseen footage from the last week in
16:17the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three.
16:20I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm repping about cheese.
16:28Anything you want from us girls?
16:30Go to the end pose, come back and then I'll go.
16:33If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:45And again!
16:46And full body flips.
16:49Fantastic.
16:50Just say it like it is.
16:51Like a duck on water.
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goats.
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject, Opie.
17:16But...
17:16What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all wet, I'm going to be uns uns all the time.
17:22But I'm actually like uns uns.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's...
17:25There's like...
17:26Again, Opie is a different...
17:27Opie is a...
17:28I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:31Opie is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie is onions.
17:35Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie is onions.
17:38Not sure liking yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:45Opie.
17:46Opie.
17:47Opie.
17:48Opie.
17:50Opie.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier
17:55at Mallorca airport, but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who?
18:00Shrek.
18:01Yeah.
18:01That's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point, actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Shrek.
18:07You're in bed with Shrek.
18:09Well done, Ethan.
18:10Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what...
18:18You can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
18:22Lord Farquaad.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:39Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre last time.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aidan wasn't true.
18:47Love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself, there's no
18:58way I could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series.
19:08Phone roulette.
19:10One by one, our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello, random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samuraj!
19:38Samuraj!
19:39Oh, here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:41Oh no!
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh!
19:57Oh no, I'm scared.
20:00You've got to lie down though.
20:01And then put this leg over like this.
20:08I love that one too.
20:11Great position.
20:12Yeah, does anyone know the actual, like, name for that?
20:15It's called the Samuraj Special.
20:20Lorenzo!
20:20Oh no!
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:28Oh!
20:29Good question.
20:30The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:38Ooh!
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:46I think she should be with George.
20:49Because she likes George.
20:52Fucking hell!
20:53Can you miss him?
20:56I like Robin, so...
20:59Oh!
21:01Ellie!
21:02Yay!
21:05Yay!
21:07Ding, ding!
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:13Oh!
21:13That's a good one.
21:14You haven't got to pick me.
21:16Are you messing?
21:16This is your time to shine.
21:18Do you miss him?
21:19Do you miss him?
21:19Do you miss him?
21:19Do you miss him?
21:20Do you miss him?
21:20Do you miss him?
21:20Do you miss him?
21:20Do you miss him?
21:21Do you miss him?
21:21Yeah.
21:22Right.
21:26Ha ha ha ha!
21:29Woo!
21:33I don't know.
21:34You win!
21:35You can just do it here if you want.
21:36Oh, do it here.
21:38Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:39Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:40Fucking hard.
21:42Go on, 15!
21:43Tom!
21:44Oh, look at his hat!
21:45Yay!
21:48He's all in love, brother.
21:49I saw that movie, man!
21:51How you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, matey!
21:54Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
21:56Ha ha ha!
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth, you'd think Lorenzo would
22:08have enjoyed that challenge, but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe sucking?
22:14No.
22:14No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally!
22:18Hands up for toe sucking!
22:21There's more than me thought!
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25Oh, that's so hot!
22:26The fuck?
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:32But, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:35What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:40Ha ha ha!
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting her toes sucked!
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:50Oh, not after that performance, though!
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe sucking, or does the tongue run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What did you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot, but I won't be like,
23:18oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mmm.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say, it's like I'm toasting out.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo
23:36would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew
23:47in the villa and that a latte is a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself
23:53a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57That's new.
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the cup.
24:08Two, please.
24:09So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates,
24:14you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings
24:20towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24Well, do I see this up?
24:26Just try that, try that, and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Cos I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:34Mmm.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No.
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just be caramel.
24:47Don't be fussy.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning,
24:52I think it's quite normal.
24:54Cos I made her one this morning,
24:56if I make everyone a coffee tomorrow,
24:58it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Ed,
25:09then I'll have a double shot,
25:10mocha chocka, defrocka frapper,
25:12nacka de Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything,
25:26your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you playing with me?
25:32No!
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way grand,
25:36but I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44Isn't that weird?
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:53I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:56It's time for a break,
25:57so we'll have to come back later and find out
26:00what's the fun fact?
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
26:19So let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like, D?
26:23Go away, Dean, I'll give you this a shout.
26:25Okay, ready?
26:26Tuk-tum-tum.
26:32That's me on the da, please.
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days
26:42of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Mate, will God blow your nose?
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:03That's the downward dog.
27:05You've dushed your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Moods.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Any other fun facts?
27:20Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh my god, a perioded platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb.
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So a platypus, does it sweat water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair, though, you're not a teacher.
27:54Yeah, I don't teach the kids that.
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read like chick flicks, you know, when they're like nothingy.
28:09They're not like, you're reading like psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like, choo, choo, choo.
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:15Oh, I do like that.
28:16Not that I like.
28:17We're literally book club, guys.
28:19Yeah, you're not out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does like murder, mis-
28:30Ooh.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Young girl.
28:35Nah.
28:36I don't know who Bridget taught us.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this hard arm they're living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:46You just continue your book chats.
28:49I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying, like, hey, everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books, and I'm not going to lie, don't read.
29:00Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She's like, nah, forget this shit.
29:04What's your favorite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Oh, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish ones.
29:11These are taking the time.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We were thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:24I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation.
29:32And you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool
29:49actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanking.
29:52I'm serious.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down and we have to go out.
29:56I'm going to have to go out.
29:58Scotland's up to me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up, Ben.
30:07You come on, right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:16When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No one's actually pulled me a...
30:45But...
30:45Can you do that?
30:47Oh, my God.
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They'll just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55A man.
30:57A man?
30:58A man.
31:00Honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I had chopsticks, I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:04Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous loss.
31:07I think it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck's sake.
31:12Oh.
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:19AHH!
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're right, you're right.
31:22It landed on my face.
31:23I just saw that happen.
31:26In 4K, what the hell?
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slap me.
31:32I love you have...
31:33It hurts.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day, I'll just come over and I'll give you, like, I bought you a gift.
31:39Just that.
31:41Get it off me.
31:42AHH!
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the...
31:51That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:01Whoa!
32:03What?
32:03It just fell.
32:05Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:06What is it?
32:06It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's Islanders take a pic with something.
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You're just telling me to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I chose my mind.
32:33Oh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Oh, my God.
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:38AHH!
32:38I'm going to.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:57Oh, my God.
33:07Oh, my God.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up, I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:39Here, look.
33:40You can just take in stuff.
33:42Are you happy you're leaving me already?
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a way.
33:49Oh, yes, sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13All the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest
34:24people to come out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking funny.
34:31Fucking disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got a second of shit?
34:45No, I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall I'd by Shall I'd.
34:53We did reenact her.
34:58Wait, let's see it, let's see it.
35:02No, I need to see it, like, front on.
35:03Oh, you must see it.
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The real ass, eh?
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting there, nothing.
35:13Right, are you ready?
35:15I'm going to sing...
35:16I'm going to sing...
35:25Right, ready?
35:26Right, OK.
35:27Right, I'm going to sing Shall I'd by Shall I?
35:34This is, like, year 11 drama.
35:37Right, so you're singing...
35:38Oh, no, sorry, sorry, sorry, mate.
35:40Right, go, go, go.
35:41Which one of you has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, it wasn't me.
35:47It wasn't me.
35:49It was fucking one of you, yes?
35:51Disgusting!
35:54Sorry.
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:57Hello?
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:03I don't.
36:03What are you doing?
36:04Ready?
36:04Go.
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08It's a bit much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11I feel like I can't have to put it.
36:12But what's so funny?
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting.
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37:56Everyone say cheese. Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody. Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons, you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:36At last, a title that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that, Aidan, what a melt.
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
38:54That looks good.
38:55Boy and Ramsey.
38:56Don't it, doesn't it?
38:57Matt's got two, don't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
38:59You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:02Are you joking me?
39:03Are you going to come and have a girl's shower?
39:05Can we share it?
39:13It's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy.
39:18It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aidan.
39:27It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:30I want to give the guys a...
39:32Is it some sausage?
39:33Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever tasted.
39:43That's so warm.
39:44That's giving me goosebumps.
39:45I've got full on shivers.
39:48Do you want to have light?
39:49I would.
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:04I love you.
40:06I love you.
40:08Incredible from him.
40:11He's an amazing mom.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa, the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:31Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday.
40:34They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin.
40:40It was funny.
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Alien Samraj, it's not over yet.
40:55A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Samraj.
41:01I told you this was funny.
41:02The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:17Lovely.
41:18Lovely, isn't it?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21Cavan, you have a K. It's different, isn't it?
41:23Oh, Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24I sound horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from?
41:27You got me with an accent?
41:28Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:33Fifty, thank you, wasn't it?
41:34Fifty, fifty.
41:35I was going to say close enough, but it's a mile and a half.
41:37Do you have this before?
41:38I'm a model, darling.
41:39I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:46Sorry.
41:47I just pulled away.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down.
41:51I actually can't see that fucking thing.
41:53I should have got that bow-toe's down, because I'm sprinting that now, aren't I?
41:56It's OK, there's a flyer.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that anything.
41:59You're good.
42:00Look, cheers.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on.
42:03Let's go.
42:03Let's go.
42:04It's fine.
42:16It's time for Beach Up Bonanza.
42:22I asked our owners to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know.
42:30I could do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair.
42:37I have the world's crappiest party tricks, which I'm going to show you guys, because the world needs to see
42:43it.
42:57I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up, and a little like this.
43:04Make it rain.
43:05So, this one bed's a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure ringing.
43:14Tense my abs.
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:20Huh?
43:26Maybe?
43:27I don't know.
43:33Oh, it goes like this.
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands, so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one, where I jump in the air, and I grind on the floor.
44:00Ooh!
44:01Oh, no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:08Sorry.
44:09Is it all right?
44:10So, I've got...
44:10Is that one or I should do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
44:17Beach up in the air.
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode but we are almost at
44:30the end and we have not reached our quota
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFT.com, let's have one last look
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am at home
44:39I will be farting on Unseen Bits
44:41Me too!
44:44It's that time again
44:47100% they're going to use that shit
44:49Yeah 100%
44:50Of course we are in just in time
44:53It was a princess pop, it wasn't anything else
44:55It wasn't fart
44:57We'll take a princess pop Yasmin, thanks
45:00See you next time, bye!
45:21Maybe not
45:23Maybe not
45:23Maybe not
45:37Maybe not
45:37Me too
45:37åt a cha-ra of that
45:37Just
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