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Join Mater and Lightning McQueen for a series of hilarious animated stories.
Tall Tales featured include Mater The Greater, Rescue Squad Mater, Monster Truck Mater, El Materdor, Tokyo Mater and Moon Mater to name just a few.
Credit goes to Walt Disney Pictures and Pixar Animation Studios.
Tall Tales featured include Mater The Greater, Rescue Squad Mater, Monster Truck Mater, El Materdor, Tokyo Mater and Moon Mater to name just a few.
Credit goes to Walt Disney Pictures and Pixar Animation Studios.
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00:16If I'm lying, I'm crying.
00:26Whoa!
00:27Oh, Mater!
00:28Are you all right?
00:28Oh, shoot, that was nothing.
00:31I used to be a daredevil.
00:32What?
00:33That's right.
00:34Folks would come from all around to see my stunts.
00:39Ladies and shuttle cars, Mater and Buck Waiter!
00:55It's the Mater teeth right here.
00:57Two buck teeth for one buck.
01:08Do you?
01:16Do you?
01:18Do you not work for Ty?
01:18Oh, my God!
01:28Do you work for Ty?
01:28There he goes!
01:46Ow.
01:47Excuse me. Pardon me. Coming through.
01:48Good to see you. My bad.
01:50Hey, Ricky, how's the kid? Watch your hood.
01:51He did it!
02:00I did all kinds of stunts.
02:03Fire!
02:04Whoa!
02:17I busted nearly every part in my body.
02:36But the biggest stunt Mater the Greater ever did was jumping Carburetor Canyon.
02:41Jumping Carburetor Canyon?
02:43No way.
02:44Yes way. You remember. You was there too.
02:47What?
02:48Ready, buddy?
02:49Ready!
02:50All right then. Gitter-do!
02:52Whoa!
02:53Whoa!
02:54Whoa!
02:55Whoa!
02:56Whoa!
02:58Whoa!
02:59Whoa!
03:03Whoa!
03:04Whoa!
03:06What happened?
03:07You didn't make it.
03:09Well, see you later.
03:10Come on, guys. Let's go!
03:35you I'm ид.
03:36If I'm lying, I'm crying, gotta go!
03:47Hey, Red.
03:50I used to be a fire truck.
03:52What?
03:53Begum right.
03:54Fire!
03:56Someone call Rescue Squad Vader!
04:05All units, all units, please respond.
04:07Fire in progress.
04:08And one, two, zero, niner, Carmichael Way.
04:11That's the old gasoline and match factory.
04:13Right you are, Mater.
04:15Now go.
04:18Dropper one, en route.
04:20Trooper responded.
04:21Where's Mater?
04:21Right behind you.
04:26Fire in a boat, in rhythm.
04:27All right, back it up, Bo.
04:29Put it in reverse, pal.
04:30Make room for Mater.
04:33Be advised, explosive situation.
04:35Rescue Squad Mater, we're counting on you.
04:37Can't hold.
04:38I'm on it.
04:39Oh, wow!
04:44Mater, I cannot believe that you are a fire truck.
04:47You remember?
04:48For Pete's sake, you was there too.
04:51Ah!
04:52Help!
04:53Dreaming, come!
04:57I got you.
04:58I got you.
04:58Look out, it's going to blow!
05:02Get him to the hospital.
05:04Stay.
05:04He's overheating.
05:05On my way.
05:09Ow!
05:13Ow!
05:15Eee!
05:17Oh!
05:17Paging, Dr. Mater.
05:18Dr. Mater to the O.R.
05:21What's going on, ladies?
05:23All righty now.
05:24Let's have us a little look-see.
05:26Mater?
05:27You're a doctor too?
05:28That's right, buddy.
05:29I got my MD, PhD, my STP, and my GTO.
05:33Hey, doctor.
05:34Clear!
05:36Well, what happened?
05:37I saved your life.
05:39What?
05:39No, you didn't.
05:40Did so.
05:41Did not.
05:41Did so.
05:42No, Mater.
05:42Yes, I did.
05:43Mater, stop it.
05:43Yep, not.
05:44Did so.
05:44Did not.
05:45Hello, doctor.
05:48Did so.
06:01No lie, don't fire.
06:02Rest.
06:10Whoa, check out the size of that monster truck.
06:13Shoot, that boy's nothing.
06:15I used to wrestle trucks bigger than that.
06:17What?
06:17Yep, I used to be a monster truck wrestler.
06:21Ladies and gentletars, introducing the Tormentor!
06:28Excuse me, it's Toe Mater.
06:31Who wants some ice cream?
06:34I'm the ice creamer!
06:39I'm going to make you scream!
06:41Ah!
06:43Ha-ha!
06:43Oh, damn.
06:45Where did he go?
06:46Excuse me, mister.
06:48Huh?
06:48Can I have one double dip dipstick Sunday, please?
06:52Huh?
06:52Oh, sure.
06:53That's a very popular flavor.
06:56Huh?
06:56Whoa!
06:57One, two, three.
06:59A winner!
07:00Now back for Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!
07:04Drop and give me 20.
07:06I'll give you three.
07:08One, two, three.
07:09A winner!
07:10The Rastacarian has the Tormentor in his signature dreadlock.
07:15Me be jammin' now, man.
07:18One, two, three.
07:19A winner!
07:20Who be jammin' now?
07:22You be jammin' now?
07:23Ooh, Dr. Feelbear!
07:25Your next stop is the hospital.
07:28Whoa!
07:28Don't worry, I'll bring you some flowers.
07:31Oh, that's gotta hurt.
07:33Just wait till he gets the bill.
07:35One, two, three.
07:36Patio conflit's gonna lay some cement.
07:38Here comes a nice, fresh...
07:40Go on, pour it out.
07:42Whoa, whoa, he's a game.
07:45Now that's what I call a patio.
07:47Daddy-o.
07:48One, two, three.
07:49You rockin'!
07:50Woo-hoo!
07:52And now, the moment we've all been waiting for.
07:55The buck tooth wonder of the world,
07:57the Rastler of Disaster,
07:59the Tormentor!
08:11The Tormentor!
08:13And the world champion,
08:15Dr. Frankenwagon!
08:19Piece of cake.
08:21And here's Spockstar!
08:27It's alive!
08:29I'm dead.
08:30Whoa, what did you do?
08:32Don't you remember nothing?
08:33We was a tag team.
08:35Tag your ass.
08:36What?
08:36Whoa, whoa!
08:38Whoa!
08:39Whoa!
08:43Yes, lady, they all red.
08:46You wanna kick them?
08:48Quick, toppy, toppy!
08:49Tight!
08:52Gotcha!
08:57Watch this.
09:01What's your name, son?
09:07Lightning McQueen.
09:09And Frightening McMean.
09:15Frightening McMean.
09:17Oh, please.
09:17I can't believe it.
09:19The Tormentor!
09:20I'm your biggest fan, man!
09:22Can I get your autograph?
09:23Well, of course you can.
09:25Oh, I will never wash this door again!
09:28Wait, don't you want Frightening McMean's autograph?
09:31No, thanks!
09:31Seriously.
09:32Okay, really?
09:33I'll do it real quick!
09:34You're making me uncomfortable!
09:36Tag your ass.
09:37Tag your ass.
09:37Tag.
09:38Tag.
09:38Tag.
09:39Tag.
09:39Tag.
09:39Tag.
09:39Tag.
09:39Tag.
09:40Tag.
09:46If I'm lying, I'm crying.
09:55I'm quasi!
09:56Oh!
09:57Frito!
09:58Hey, look!
09:58A UFO!
09:59Maters, that was a hubcap.
10:01No, it was a UFO.
10:03And I know, because I done seen one once.
10:05What?
10:06Yep, it was a crystal clear night.
10:15Huh. Well, that's weird.
10:22What? What in the...?
10:26Well, hey there. Welcome to Earth.
10:29My name is Mater.
10:31My name is Mater.
10:33Mater. Huh.
10:35Should I take you to my leader?
10:37Your leader.
10:38All right, then. Well, here's all my leaders.
10:41Yeah.
10:42Man, that guy can put it away.
10:47That gone.
10:48That gone.
10:50We did all my favorite things.
10:59I taught him how to drive backwards.
11:02He taught me how to fly.
11:05Cool.
11:08Wait up.
11:14Whoa.
11:15Hey, Fillmore.
11:23Woo-hoo!
11:25We're gonna be best friends forever.
11:28What?
11:29I got him.
11:30No!
11:30Return to base!
11:31Mater!
11:32Tor!
11:33I'll save you!
11:34I'll save you!
11:39That gunner, Bert.
11:41I'm coming to get you, Mater!
11:49Oh no!
11:51Mater!
12:10I don't get too close.
12:12Everybody, say cheese.
12:15Cheese!
12:16Bad gum!
12:17Bad gum?
12:18He's trying to communicate.
12:20Wait.
12:20Where is Dr. Abschleppwagen?
12:22Here I am.
12:23Good knob and frail orange.
12:26So, Herr Doktor, what does dad gum mean?
12:29The dad gum means...
12:31Let's get out of here!
12:35Follow me, Major!
12:41Whoa!
12:43Do you really expect me to believe that?
12:44Well, you should.
12:45You was there too.
12:50Whoa!
12:50Ow!
12:51Whoa!
12:54It's beautiful!
13:02Thanks for saving this business, you asshole.
13:05You think you can drop us up and hold it?
13:08Whoa!
13:09Thank you!
13:10I'm sorry, Mater.
13:11That did not happen.
13:12Oh, yeah?
13:13Then how come I can do this?
13:15Whoa!
13:16Oh, man, please!
13:17Come on!
13:19Hee-hee-hee-hee!
13:21Far out!
13:32If I'm lying, I'm crying.
13:35Rawr!
13:40Hey, look.
13:42Bulldozers.
13:43Yep, them's just like the ones I used to fight.
13:46What?
13:47That's right. I was a famous bulldozer fighter in Spain.
13:51They called me...
13:54El Metador.
14:02Señor Metador!
14:16Olé!
14:25Olé!
14:27Olé!
14:39Olé!
14:52Olé!
15:01He's alive!
15:04El Metador!
15:29Olé!
15:31Olé!
15:33Olé!
15:34Olé!
15:35Olé!
15:35Olé!
15:37Olé!
15:38Olé!
15:39Olé!
15:39Olé!
15:39Olé!
15:40Or they?
15:42Or they?
15:43Or they?
15:45Or they?
15:46Or they?
15:46Bravo, Senior Fingers!
15:48Oh!
15:49Oh!
15:50Oh!
15:53So there I will.
15:54She rounds.
15:56Bulldozers all around me.
15:58What did you do?
15:59What did I?
15:59Well, don't you remember?
16:00You was there too?
16:02What?
16:03They sure like that fancy red paint job of yours.
16:06Oh!
16:06Ah!
16:07Ah!
16:08Ah!
16:11Ah!
16:11Ah!
16:12Olé!
16:13Mater, that did not happen.
16:15Well, try telling that to them air bulldozers.
16:18Ah!
16:19Ah!
16:20Ah!
16:20Ah!
16:22Ah!
16:24Senor Mater!
16:26Senorators?
16:29Olé!
16:31Ah!
16:32Ah!
16:32Ah!
16:33Ah!
16:34Ah!
16:35Ah!
16:35Ah!
16:45Ah!
16:50Ah!
16:53Oh!
16:54Ah!
17:00Ah!
17:04Ah!
17:05Ah!
17:05Ah!
17:05Ah!
17:05Ah!
17:05the moon he needs a toad where on earth are we gonna get a toad well that guy's got a
17:09toad
17:12ow with a little bit of training i became a genuine auto knife
17:23what's going on ladies good luck mater the world's counting on you
17:29welcome aboard mater my name's roger well howdy there roger
17:34prepare for takeoff let's burn this candle t-minus ten nine main engine start oh boy i ain't never
17:43been to the moon before roger oh you'll love it it's real nice one booster ignition
18:05we have cleared the tower it's all up to mater now booster rockets one and two disengaged
18:14roger roger you are clear to burn
18:18see you later gert you are on approach to the moon prepare for moon landing open cargo bay doors
18:25roger operation tow mater is go okie dokie good luck mater see you back on earth roger dodger roger
18:35moon later has landed thank goodness you're here mater quick connect your rescue apparatus to the
18:53frontal structural component of the linear axle assembly pronto uh how about i just give you two
18:59mission accomplished now take us home rotate thrusters that prime ignition 10 pivot bolster
19:05column disengage inertial dampener ignite propulsion system
19:08so there i was doing 17 000 miles an hour 17 000 miles an hour no way yes way but
19:18that
19:18was nothing compared to you oh yeah oh this is awesome
19:25woohoo watch out for re-entry what
19:33i don't worry i got you
19:41yes sir a we was a couple of bona fide heroes so mater when does an astronaut eat at launch
19:50time
19:54oh come on that did not happen well suit yourself vader houston has another problem roger roger
20:00let's burn this candle
20:03oh
20:17i'm lying i'm crying
20:32Bader, why don't you get up there and sing?
20:34I don't want to steal the show.
20:36Steal the show?
20:37Well, I was a big rock star.
20:39What?
20:40Yes, sirree.
20:41I started out in a garage band.
20:53Boy, we sound pretty good.
20:56Let's get a gig.
21:09That's so rocked.
21:11I know.
21:12Do you guys have a record?
21:15Uh, be right back.
21:19Dadgum, dadgum, dadgum.
21:23Dadgum, dadgum, dadgum, dadgum, dadgum.
21:28Daddab, doodab, babadab, damgum.
21:30Ba-ba-ba-loo-ba.
21:32Chill.
21:42Oh, yeah!
21:44Whoa!
21:45Dadgum, dadgum!
21:47Yeah, yeah!
21:48Dagger! Dagger! Dagger!
21:50What's the sound?
21:52That sounds like angels printing money to me.
21:54Dagger! Dagger!
21:57Say, you boys are good. All you need is a new name.
22:01A new name? A new name.
22:03Delivery!
22:04Where do you want this heavy metal, Mater?
22:06That's it!
22:12Dagger! Dagger! Dagger!
22:15Dagger! Dagger! Dagger!
22:20Dagger! Dagger! Dagger! Dagger!
22:23Dagger! Dagger! Dagger! Dagger!
22:32You were heavy metal, Mater?
22:34No, we was heavy metal, Mater.
22:37Are you ready to ride?
22:40Oh, yeah! Dagger! Dagger!
22:44Dagger! Dagger!
22:46Dagger! Dagger!
22:56I'm sorry, Mater. That did not happen.
22:59Well, suit yourself.
23:08Let's go!
23:20If I'm lying, I'm crying, see?
23:28Morning, Flo.
23:29Hey, can I get some air?
23:30My tires are going flat.
23:31Flat tires, you say?
23:33I thought I done solved that crime.
23:35What?
23:35I was a private eye.
23:37No way.
23:38Yes way.
23:39It was 7.15 on a Friday night.
23:41I was working downtown.
23:42Mostly small jobs.
23:43But this time, I was on to something real big.
23:45It's all right there, black and white.
23:48Blowouts everywhere.
23:49There was some kind of counterfeit tire ring.
23:51And a sail on trailer hitchers down there at Rusty Road.
23:53I was about to hit the bricks, and then she drove me.
23:57She was wearing those white walls.
23:59The ones that used to drive me crazy.
24:00Hello, Mater.
24:01What are you doing here, Tia?
24:03I missed you.
24:04Like you missed your last smog check.
24:06You don't have to play poker with me.
24:08Well, you always wear the wild card.
24:10What do you want?
24:10I need you to find my sister, Mia.
24:13She's been car-napped.
24:15Quit the waterworks, will ya?
24:17Where did you last see her?
24:18She was working for Big D.
24:20Big D, you say?
24:22She worked at his club, the Carbacabana.
24:27Downtown traffic.
24:28Always so fantastic.
24:29Downtown traffic.
24:31Saramantico cargo.
24:33I give to you a driving lesson.
24:37Cha-cha-cha.
24:38Muchas gracias.
24:41You wanted to see me, senor?
24:43I'm looking for Mia.
24:44You seen her?
24:45Mia.
24:46That rag top.
24:47I don't remember.
24:48Well, maybe this will help you remember.
24:50Hmm.
24:51Maybe.
24:55Well, now I remember.
24:58I saw her a couple of days ago with Big D.
25:01Where did it go?
25:02I don't know, and I don't care.
25:04But she did smell salty, like the ocean.
25:07Hey, this guy bugging you?
25:09Not yet, but a girl can hold.
25:11Well, he's bugging me.
25:13Whoa!
25:15Hello, Clyde.
25:16Where'd you get the hand-trap?
25:17You're a very nozzy fella, kitty cat, huh?
25:19You know what happens to guys who shine their headlights in the wrong places?
25:21Huh?
25:22No?
25:22Wanna guess?
25:22Huh?
25:23I don't know.
25:23Free car wash?
25:24No.
25:24They lose it.
25:25Ow!
25:26Next time, it's the blinkers.
25:27Understand?
25:29Ah!
25:30I was down in one headlight, but I could still see just fine.
25:33Hey, Stanky, what's the dirt on the street?
25:35I don't know.
25:35No?
25:36No.
25:36They got me working the alleys, dumping all these blowouts.
25:38Blowouts, you say?
25:39Yeah.
25:40It's odd, though.
25:41Odd?
25:41Yeah.
25:41They all have this smell.
25:42Smell?
25:43They smell salty.
25:44Salty?
25:44Like the ocean.
25:45Ocean?
25:45I haven't smelled that since I worked down at the docks.
25:47Rocks?
25:47Docks?
25:48Ducks?
25:48Docks?
25:49The docks!
25:49Thanks, Stanky!
25:50You're welcome, man.
25:55Me!
26:02Huh?
26:05Uh-oh.
26:07Big D!
26:08Why don't I tell the DA?
26:09You ain't telling the DA nothing!
26:11What?
26:11I'll be in Shanghai!
26:12No!
26:13Tia, you double-crossing double-crosser?
26:15I had no choice.
26:16It was the only way to save my sister.
26:19We always did the right thing, just the wrong way.
26:22No!
26:24What did you do?
26:25Like you don't know, Lieutenant Lightning McQueen.
26:28Looks like we finally caught you, Big D.
26:31Oh, no, McQueen!
26:33Get out!
26:34Oh!
26:36Oh, Vader!
26:37Oh, Vader!
26:38Oh!
26:39Whoa!
26:40Whoa!
26:41Shh!
26:42Wee-hoo!
26:43Oh!
26:45Ah-ha!
26:46Just what I thought!
26:47Counterfeit tires!
26:48Let us right to him, Mater.
26:50Take him away, boys!
26:53It was a fine mess you got me into, Tia.
26:56I'm not bad, Mater.
26:57I just drive that way.
26:59Come on.
27:00Let's pick up where we left off.
27:05Mater, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
27:07Rrrr!
27:09Come on, Mater!
27:10Everybody, walk off!
27:12I'm right behind you!
27:16Cha-cha-cha!
27:24Hey!
27:25If I am lying, then I am crying.
27:40Morning, everyone.
27:41Sure is peaceful.
27:44Hey, losers!
27:45Rift and rift!
27:47Not my town, don't.
27:50Get back here, you import punks!
27:53Hey, go easy on them, Sheriff.
27:55I used to be an import.
27:57What?
27:58No way.
27:59Yes way.
28:00It all started when one day...
28:04Hey there, bud.
28:05Looks like you could use a tow somewhere.
28:07Yes, but it is very far.
28:10Will you?
28:10No tow is too far for a tow mater.
28:18Man, I gotta change my slogan.
28:31Uh...
28:32Well, here you go.
28:34Domo arigato, Mr. Tomato.
28:36And adoi tashimashitai to you.
28:38Whoa!
28:39This is Tokyo, when we pump that gas.
28:42What in the world?
28:44What in the world?
28:45Hello, lady.
28:48What?
28:49It's so cold.
28:56What?
28:58It's so cold.
29:02It's so cold.
29:03Good night.
29:08Well, they seem friendly.
29:10Meta-tan, if you are going to win, you need...
29:14Modifications!
29:15Modify!
29:16Modify!
29:17Modify!
29:18What's that?
29:20Modify!
29:24Modify!
29:26Modify!
29:33.
29:36You look good!
29:37But can you race?
29:40Can I?
29:42Hey, can I?
29:45Let this be an honorable race.
29:49You must race to the top of Tokyo Tower.
29:52First one to seize the flag will become king of all drifters.
29:58Well, what happens to the loser?
29:59The loser will be stripped of all modifications and become stork.
30:05But I just got all this fancy stuff.
30:08Ready?
30:10Starts down!
30:13Ah!
30:29Ah!
30:29Ah!
30:32Ah!
30:33Truck野郎.
30:34You can't drift. You're a loser.
30:37How strong is this?
30:43Hey!
30:43Thank you!
30:45Thank you!
30:45Thank you!
30:46Oh!
30:47Wrong way!
30:50Get back here, you import punk!
30:59Donuts!
30:59I love donuts!
31:04Huh?
31:06Good move!
31:06But not good enough! Ninja, yare!
31:10Oh, no!
31:11Ninjas!
31:12What ninjas?
31:14What did you do?
31:14Well, shoot, you ought to know.
31:16You was there, too.
31:19Lightning Dragon McQueen!
31:22I'll take care of this.
31:23Dragon style!
31:25Spinning dragon attack!
31:31Yeah!
31:33Oh, no!
31:34He's almost to the tower!
31:35Quickly!
31:36Follow me!
31:36Right behind!
31:43Whoa!
31:44Whoa!
31:45Look at me!
31:46I'm drifting!
31:47Whee!
31:48Whoa!
31:50Whoa!
31:52Whoa!
31:53Whoa!
31:53Look out!
31:57Whoa!
31:58Whoa!
32:01We're running out of road!
32:04Whoa!
32:04I can't stop!
32:06Let's go!
32:07Lightning Dragon Fireball!
32:10Whoa!
32:11Whoa!
32:13Whoa!
32:14Whoa!
32:14Come on!
32:14Cannonball!
32:15Victory is mine!
32:18Whoa!
32:18Hey!
32:19There you are!
32:20Where did you come from?
32:21I come from Radiator Springs.
32:34You cannot defeat me!
32:36I can too.
32:37Cannot.
32:37I can too.
32:38Cannot.
32:39Cannot.
32:39Cannot.
32:40Cannot.
32:40Cannot.
32:41Cannot.
32:41Cannot.
32:41Cannot.
32:41Cannot.
32:43I win.
32:48I win.
32:50No!
32:52I'm stuck!
33:07And that's how I become Tokyo Mater.
33:11King of all the drifts.
33:12What?
33:13Mater, that did not happen.
33:15Oh, yeah?
33:16Says you.
33:17Modified!
33:19Look at me!
33:20I'm Modified!
33:51I'm Mark.
33:54Yeah!
34:03It's basically something unique.
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