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00:27Rhubarb was wandering down the garden
00:30in a wondering sort of way greeting the others with grins when he stumbled
00:36and fell over a bit of old root you should be going down not up don't you
00:44know growled rhubarb but on further botanical investigation it was quite
00:48clear that the old root was not in fact an old root but an old book good heavens
00:54mused rhubarb in an interested sort of way and pulled the book from the earth
00:59and poured his way through the pages this must have fallen off my family tree
01:05gasped rhubarb as he peered at the pages and into the past face to face with his
01:11ancestors good heavens sir rhubarb de bone idol well well and here's sir loin steak my
01:21great-great-uncle and look at this lord hound of the baskervilles well i never oh oh rhubarb
01:28bone apart my most famous ancestor and good gracious me here's saint bernard of
01:34bavaria and gosh baron de boeuf well i never sputtered rhubarb
01:39good heavens good gracious me well i never
01:46listen everyone knaves serfs and uh etc he began i have reason to believe that because of some vital
01:55facts i have just seen in a book which i shall digest later that i rhubarb am clever than the
02:02rest of you
02:02because without doubt i am sir rhubarb yes indeed a knight
02:10custard gaped through the fence and said nothing the birds changed their tune
02:16and the rest of the animals stopped what they were doing
02:20so then serfs quipped rhubarb there will be spot on the green this day
02:26just after three just did he and swept off up to the shed did i hear that fool say just
02:36after three
02:37inquired custard i'm afraid so sighed a songbird
02:44in the middle of the afternoon the shed door fell off its hinges as sir rhubarb axed his way out
02:50into
02:50the garden and threw down a gauntlet to challenge the world
02:57uh excuse me soldier cackle custard through the fence you've dropped your glove
03:04i'll drop you if you care to take the build echoed sir rhubarb
03:08oh he bellows in a hollow sort of way challenge huh shrugged custard he couldn't say boo to a goose
03:20grinned he gaining an idea on the spot
03:26wow we don't know a goose
03:29pondered custard but we do know rover the duck and she's always good for a laugh
03:39when rover arrived she took up the challenge straight away stood her ground and sir rhubarb took a swing
03:46lost his balance keeled over and lay on the lawn livid
03:53well that's cooked his goose sounds to say cracked custard and rover went into raptures
04:01and the birds went wild
04:04anyone like to join me for fencing grinned custard
04:08the birds went wild
04:10the birds went wild
04:21the birds went wild
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