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Animated children's television series narrated by the late Richard Briers.

Custard is determined to see how deep the garden's fish pond is, and so dives into it and faces his discovery, much to the disappointment of Roobarb.

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00:07THE END
00:28SWIFTS WERE LEANING ON THE WARM AIR
00:35And dragonflies were weaving barn dances over the reeds
00:43And Custard was staring into the water at the fish who was staring back
00:51I wonder just how deep this pond is
00:55Mused Custard with an evil twinkle in his eye
00:59Bottomless, some say
01:01Said he, dipping his paw into the water
01:06Wow, there's only one sure way to find out
01:09And that's what I aim to do
01:12Deep pond diving expedition today
01:16Anyone who wants to come along, meet at the pond at one o'clock
01:19Shouted Custard
01:20Rookie shrugged and sighed
01:22Custard had never been known to have an idea in his life
01:27Now, here's a turn of events
01:29Oh, Custard with an idea
01:30Mused Rhubarb, sitting on the fence
01:33I must make the most of this
01:35He grinned
01:36And so with one very wide yawn
01:38He declared
01:39Oh, Custard
01:40Must you disturb the peace today
01:43We're all trying to sunbath
01:49Jacques Custard does not care for sunbathing
01:53Smirked Custard
01:54Water bathing if you don't mind
01:56You may join me if you wish
02:01Underwater swimming
02:02I wouldn't go out in a rainstorm with you in charge
02:05Sniggle Rhubarb
02:06And all the birds jumped about with delight
02:09Rhubarb had worked out
02:10There could be only one motive
02:12For this newfound interest in deep pond diving
02:14And that one motive must be
02:16Deep pond fishing
02:19Oh, he said to the fish
02:21You'd better be prepared
02:27Up in the shed
02:28Jacques Custard
02:29Was busy making lots of noise
02:31And an underwater swimming machine
02:33All the birds squeaked with delight
02:35When the shed door burst open
02:37And Jacques Custard
02:38Deep pond diver
02:39Stumbled out
02:40And flip-flopped his way
02:42Into the pond
02:42He jumped up and down
02:50Trying to break the fence with laughter
02:52But alas
02:53The fence stood firm
02:54He wasn't as fat as Custard
02:56Jacques Custard
02:57Took not the slightest notice
02:59Of the scoffing
02:59But proceeded into the water
03:01And looked about
03:07How strange
03:08Echoed Custard
03:09The place was teeming with fish
03:11When I looked down from up there
03:13How very odd
03:16Up on the side of the pond
03:17Rhubarb and the birds
03:18Were all sitting round
03:19With fishing rods
03:20And reeling with laughter
03:21Together with the fish
03:22Who were wearing moonfish bowls
03:25I do believe there are catfish in this pond
03:28Barked Rhubarb
03:29And all the fish gurgled with delight
03:31All except Custard catfish
03:35Who surfaced in a very angry mood
03:42The fish thanked Rhubarb
03:43And plunged back into the pond
03:50One day
03:51I'll perfect deep pond fishing
03:53And when I do
03:54You fish just watch out
03:56Jack Custard won't be made a fool of
03:59A second time
04:01Carry on with ideas like this
04:03And one day you might get your own TV series
04:09A second time
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