00:28On a very thinking day
00:29In the middle of the week
00:31Rhubarb was lying in the garden
00:33With his head in his paws
00:35Thinking about being someone else
00:39If I were a Ronnie
00:42Or a Reggie
00:44Or even a Fred
00:45Then I couldn't very well be a rhubarb
00:48But on the other paw
00:49It mightn't be a bad idea to be someone else
00:52For a while at least
00:54I might even get a bit of respect from old Custardface
00:56If I was someone else
00:59Oh
01:01Roland's a good name
01:02That's it
01:03I'll hypnotise everyone
01:05Into thinking I'm a Roland
01:07With that
01:08He announced that they would be free hypnotising
01:10In seven minutes
01:11And that all were welcome
01:14Whilst Rhubarb was up in the shed
01:16One or two of the birds
01:17Fluttered down to the lawn
01:25Custard slipped over the fence
01:26And said
01:27What a lovely flower
01:29Rhubarb's grown
01:29But nobody believed him
01:33What they all wanted
01:35Was some free hypnotising
01:37Rabbit wanted to know
01:38If it tasted like lettuce
01:40You don't eat hypnotising
01:43You don't eat hypnotising
01:44Snorty Custard
01:44You wear them
01:48Dead on the stroke of after seven minutes
01:50The shed door swung open
01:51And Rhubarb stood swooning for a while
01:53Hypnotising everyone
02:01I am Roland
02:03The great hypnotist
02:04Announced Rhubarb
02:05And with lots of humming and hawing
02:07He dangled a shiny gold watch
02:09In front of their eyes
02:14I am Roland
02:16I am Roland
02:22Come on Rhubarb
02:24Stop trying to fuck us off
02:25With some cheap tricks
02:26Where's our free hypnotism
02:28You promised us
02:28Your mouthy Custard
02:29This is hypnotising
02:32My dear Custard
02:34Look into my eyes
02:36I am Roland
02:38I am Roland
02:40Repeat after me
02:42I am Roland
02:44Said Rhubarb
02:46I am Roland
02:49I am Roland
02:51Said Custard
02:53In a dreamy sort of way
02:57No
02:58I am Roland
03:00Growled Rhubarb
03:04No
03:05I am Roland
03:07Chuckled Custard
03:08Winking at Rabbit
03:14I am Roland
03:15Thundered Rhubarb
03:16He's a proper Charlie
03:17This Roland
03:18Muttered Rabbit
03:18Who thought he was a bird
03:20Any Tom, Dick or Harry
03:21Can see his rhubarb
03:22And with that
03:23Mole jumped onto the fence
03:24And made a mockery
03:25Of the whole afternoon
03:31What do you think
03:32Of hypnotism Rabbit
03:33Inquired Rookie
03:34Who thought he was a mole
03:36We think it's very funny
03:37We think it's very funny
03:37Said the birds
03:38Who thought they were rabbits
03:40What do you think
03:41Custard
03:42Said Tortoise
03:43Who thought he was a hare
03:45We all love it
03:46Twittered Custard
03:53Mole laughed so much
03:55He fell off the fence
03:57Good gracious
03:58It's all gone wrong
03:59Worried Rhubarb
04:00They all think there's someone else
04:02I can hardly believe my eyes
04:05Oh dear
04:06Who on earth are you?
04:07Who thought he was awel
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