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00:12My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:17We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head
00:28to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:32Stop it, stop it, stop it!
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:52Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Wrapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:47Their conclusion?
01:48The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:53The love island gods have spoken.
01:56The love island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is a new night and black is...
02:12Well, black is still the new black.
02:14And in the biggest ever shake-up to the format, we had night-time entrances.
02:21Food cannabis is a new mess, who knows what's going on.
02:29Why do you need to sign up?
02:33How do you finish what謬s is?
02:48Oh my god, OMG!
02:52Oh my, no, I've got this back!
02:54No, what the hell!
02:57Hey!
02:59Yeah!
03:01Oh my god, help, help!
03:04Thank you, thank you, thank you.
03:07No problem.
03:08Woo!
03:10Oh my, hey!
03:13Yes sir!
03:15Hi!
03:16Did we get out?
03:18Oh, sweet, probably.
03:22Here's to you!
03:23Here's to you!
03:24Here's to me!
03:25Here's to me!
03:26Here's to us!
03:26Here's to us!
03:27Here's to we!
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa,
03:36a brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:39and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London.
03:44I'm coming with the flow!
03:48Hello?
03:49Hello?
03:50Anyone here?
03:52Oh no, they've gone.
03:54Where have they gone?
03:56Get me me our jammer!
04:02Hello, it's me!
04:05Ian Sterling!
04:07Ian with two eyes!
04:09The funny Scottish guy!
04:11Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi!
04:13I'm at the studio, where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too this series!
04:20Fancy!
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that!
04:28I'll find you!
04:35I'll take to the air!
04:39Wait, is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane!
04:58I'll take to the sea!
05:04I'll take to the air!
05:06Again!
05:08Ah!
05:09Anyone know how to steer these things?
05:13Wee!
05:14Do these things have a break!
05:17Oh my gosh!
05:23And that's how free I want to be!
05:25Oh, I think I've found them!
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before!
05:35How are we doing guys?
05:37Views lovely!
05:38Gorgeous!
05:39Perfect settings!
05:41Ready to get going!
05:42Oh my god, it's sensational!
05:44Look at the view!
05:45I...
05:46Love...
05:46Montag!
05:50I just love kissing people!
05:51No, I love kissing people!
05:53Cut that!
05:55Cut!
05:56Cut!
05:57Cut that!
05:58Oh my god!
06:00Ooh, it's a hat!
06:02Guys, I'm a real cat!
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
06:11Like, I'm not actually here yet.
06:12Like, I cannot process this.
06:35I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what I bloody look like.
06:39It's like...
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your pins.
07:07Is that it?
07:07And it's a kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:10Well, that's my saying, I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth.
07:15Period.
07:17I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22But I don't think you do.
07:23I genuinely think...
07:24I'm not even...
07:25I'm not even waffling.
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one on one, I'm coming out on top.
07:40There isn't...
07:41Ask any of my friends, call them at home.
07:44I promise you, I've been saying this for years.
07:45All you've got to do is come and bang!
07:48It's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:52Thank you.
07:58Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So, yes, LaBand is doing things a little differently this year.
08:22But one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Are you...
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that.
08:38Shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40OK.
08:41Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:45No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:48Um...
08:48Yes, please.
08:49I'll let you get some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:51Bear with.
08:52Bear with, bear with, bear with.
08:56Wait, what are you eating?
08:58I saw these, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Oh-ho.
09:03Oh-ho.
09:04Wait, I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:10What?
09:10That is so...
09:11No, no, no.
09:11That is really neat.
09:12I'm actually never dating anyone who does it, because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Just based on how I look.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Like I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Um...
09:21I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Oh, you're not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want to lie instead?
09:31No, thank you.
09:32Do you want to lie instead?
09:37No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's I then?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:45What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:52What?
09:52What?
09:53Oh, what?
09:54The bit in the middle?
09:55It's an island?
09:56No!
09:57What?
09:57What?
09:59What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:03I don't know.
10:04It's a...
10:05What would you call it?
10:06Like...
10:06Oh, go put that on the...
10:08Counter?
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:18Yes, sweetie.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:20Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:27Hot water.
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They're used a filter in the fridge.
10:38Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
11:00No, not in a bad way.
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous?
11:07No, maybe I use that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15It should have been Maneater.
11:17Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not promiscuous.
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst.
11:24But au contraire, turns out he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing, it's like a...
11:30Is it a fuck?
11:31No.
11:32What?
11:32I would say...
11:34Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45Alright, I'm just not gonna speak for the next...
11:47Yeah, you know he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52Like...
11:52That mysterious.
11:53Yes, that's what I thought.
11:56No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:58You mean you're like a hoe?
11:59No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous.
12:07Bit close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know, that's her.
12:25You don't know?
12:26That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:30So...
12:31I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them, Rick.
12:43The Extenders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant!
12:46OK, OK.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it!
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone just doesn't like that.
12:56She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:58She put it on her Instagram...
13:00No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:03It was the one year.
13:03When you got it done?
13:04She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey, look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me!
13:34Me!
13:35Where about this is that though?
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:38OK, I'm down.
13:39It's not down, it's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah, what about that?
13:43I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:50What junction are you?
13:5222.
13:53How do you not know you come off on the junction?
13:56I know the motorway.
13:57We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and like you're, I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they, how do they like work out where the junction is?
14:06My way don't end.
14:07I think so.
14:08Where does it start and where does it end?
14:10Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire is North East.
14:14Right, this is where I get a little bit lost, so just slow it up.
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23OK, carry on.
14:24Right, London's in there.
14:25This is London.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Like just North of London?
14:28North, what is it?
14:29North East?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally.
14:32Ah!
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Right, OK, just simple, simple wording.
14:35So you've got North of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire, then you've got Essex, and then you've got Kent.
14:39No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking!
14:44You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it...?
14:50No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:52OK.
14:52I'm good with my maps, yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...?
14:55We're like that?
14:56I drive in Scotland, Danfoe.
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:05Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:11It's just the same as England.
15:12Same as England, right?
15:13Oh, my God.
15:13You never know, cos it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What, a junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Does no-one know their junction?
15:25No-one knows their junction.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:28Yeah, I've never been asked.
15:29I've never been asked.
15:30It's something different.
15:37Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask Opie, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns-uns all the time, but I'm actually
15:46like...
15:46Ah, ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words, what Opie like?
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go, one, two, three, I believe in cheese.
16:21Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm repping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us girls?
16:31Go to the ends pose, come back and then I'll go.
16:33If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:44And again!
16:44And again!
16:46And full body flips.
16:49Fantastic.
16:49Just say it like it is.
16:52Like a duck or Moza?
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goat.
17:02What?
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject, Opie.
17:16But!
17:16What's Opie like?
17:20People always think I'm all where I'm going to be.
17:21Unz, unz all the time.
17:22But I'm actually like, unz, unz, unz.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's, there's, there's like, again, Opie is a different.
17:27Opie, Opie is a, I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:32Opie is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie's onions.
17:35Is that going to be there?
17:36Opie's onions.
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier
17:55at Mallorca airport, but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who Shrek?
18:01Yeah.
18:02That's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point actually, I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Shrek's Scottish, isn't he?
18:08You're in bed with Shrek.
18:09Well done.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what, like what?
18:19You can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
18:22Lord Farquaad.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:35That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre lost.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true, love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself, there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue.
19:05But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series, phone roulette.
19:10One by one our Islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:20Oh!
19:22Suck the toes of an Islander of your choice.
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samaraj!
19:40Oh, here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:47Oh!
19:48Perform your favourite sex position with the Islander you think would be best in bed.
19:54Oh!
19:55Oh!
19:57Oh no, I'm scared.
20:00You've got to lie down though.
20:01And then put this leg over like this.
20:06I like this.
20:07I love that one too.
20:11Great position.
20:12Does anyone know the actual name for that?
20:16Samaraj special!
20:20Lorenzo!
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:28Oh!
20:29Good question.
20:30The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:35I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:38Ooh!
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:45I think she should be with George.
20:48Ooh!
20:50Because she likes George.
20:52Look at her!
20:54She's taking a measure!
20:56I like Robin, so...
20:59Oh!
21:01Ellie!
21:02Yay!
21:05Woo!
21:07Ding, ding!
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:13Oh!
21:13That's a good one!
21:14Oh!
21:14You haven't got to pick me!
21:16Are you messing?
21:17This is your time to shine!
21:18Do you guys think so?
21:19Do you want us?
21:21Yeah!
21:22Right!
21:25Ha ha ha ha!
21:27Ha ha ha!
21:30Ha ha ha!
21:33Ha ha ha!
21:34Say that, eh?
21:35What are you, man?
21:36You can just do it here, if you want!
21:36Oh, do it here, look!
21:39Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:40Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:40Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:41Fucking hard.
21:42Yay!
21:42Go on, 15!
21:43Tom!
21:44Look at his hand!
21:45Yay!
21:49It's all love, brother!
21:50It's all love, brother!
21:50It's all love, man!
21:52How you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kiss, I made it!
21:55Next time I'm gonna do it without Ellie.
21:56Ha ha ha!
21:58Ha ha ha!
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:14No.
22:14No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally!
22:18Hands up for toe-sucking!
22:20Oh!
22:20Oh!
22:21There's more than we thought!
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25Oh, that's so hot!
22:26It's so...
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:35What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting her toes sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:49Oh, not after that performance!
22:52I think I...
22:53You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:55Yeah.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue, like,
23:01run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:05Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:08What'd you say?
23:09Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot, but I won't be like,
23:18oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mmm.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:24Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say, like we're supposed to know.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:32Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:34I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo
23:36would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa,
23:48and that a latte is a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57That's new.
24:00How many ice cubes you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06That's gonna fall out the cup.
24:08Two, please.
24:10So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know,
24:14that things are quite serious, really.
24:17It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24All the way to the top?
24:26Just try that, try that, and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:29Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:34Mmm.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:40Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm gonna just be carrying it on it.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:51Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think it's quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not gonna happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not gonna get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Edyn, I'll have a double shot.
25:13Thank you.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:24Go on.
25:25If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:31Are you playing with me?
25:32No, straight off.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, grand.
25:36But I'm actually dead serious.
25:38Like, look at anything.
25:38And imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's gonna be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:42Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right.
25:52Any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:56It's time for a break.
25:57So, we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact!
26:17You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits!
26:20So, let's get this party started!
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you, Sean?
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25Okay, ready?
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:27Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:28Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:30Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:31Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:32Yeah, say that.
26:32That's me on the death, please!
26:34Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:40Tuk-a-tun-tun-tun.
26:41Tuk-a-tun-tun-tun.
26:41We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Mate, will God blow your nose?
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52Les New Islanders sont toujours prêts à une close-up.
26:56Oh, vous f***er !
26:59Ils connaissent vraiment la pose.
27:01C'est ça ?
27:03C'est le Damer Dog.
27:05Vous avez l'air.
27:07Vous êtes all right, babe ?
27:09C'est le Damer !
27:11C'est Love Island Unzé Mets !
27:16Avant de la break, Sean était en train de importer une autre fun fact.
27:19Any other fun facts, do you have any for me ?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact ?
27:27About me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the f*** is a platypus ?
27:32Oh my God, Perry the platypus. Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb !
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:36So a platypus.
27:37Does it sweat ?
27:40Water ?
27:41Blood ?
27:42Or milk ?
27:44Water ?
27:44Milk ?
27:46Milk ?
27:47How the f*** do you know that ?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:52I think I heard that at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair, though, you're not a teacher.
27:55I don't teach the kids that, don't I ?
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:07But I read, like, chick flicks.
28:08You know when they're, like, nothingy.
28:09They're not, like...
28:09You're reading, like, psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like...
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:17Look what I like.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:19It's like...
28:20Yay, you're art out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:28I love, um, Claire Douglas does, like, murder mystery.
28:31Ooh.
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:39I find my self-help books.
28:39I'm like, I low-key know half of this stuff I do.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this haram?
28:45They're living their life not knowing this stuff.
28:47You just continue your book chats, I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying, like, hey, everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books, and I'm not going to lie, don't read.
29:01Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She was like, nah, nah.
29:04Forget this shit.
29:05What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Oh, fuck.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:11The Swedish ones.
29:11The Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation,
29:32and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions
29:38she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanking.
29:52I'm serious.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down, we have to go out.
29:56Then when I have to go out and...
29:58Scotland's up with me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up then.
30:08You come on right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:14Yep.
30:16Well, when I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:19When I come off.
30:21You're fine.
30:21It's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs.
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:29It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No one's...
30:42No one's actually pulled me a...
30:44But...
30:46Can you...
30:47Oh, my fuck.
30:48He likes you.
30:49Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55A man.
30:57A man.
30:58Woo!
31:00Honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I had...
31:02I'd have fucking caught that.
31:04Like, I think we're just like...
31:05Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I think it's probably just attracting people who've got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck's sake.
31:11Ah!
31:11I don't know.
31:12Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're upsetting me.
31:17I need her to take...
31:18Take...
31:18Ah!
31:21Where is it?
31:22You're alright, you're alright.
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen.
31:26In 4K, what the hell?
31:28That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:30Yeah.
31:30It literally landed on my face.
31:31You guys just slapped me.
31:33I love to have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34Not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:37Like, one day I'll just come over and I'll give you...
31:38I bought you a gift.
31:40Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:45Why did...
31:46Why...
31:47Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:51I think that is the...
31:51That was the same one!
31:54I was quite calm.
31:56Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:04Whoa!
32:04It just fell!
32:05Whoa, wait.
32:05Take a picture of it.
32:07It's a beetle.
32:08Oh, it's...
32:08Islanders take a pic with something!
32:13I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm gonna take a pic of you taking a pic of me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:27It's fine.
32:28That's massive.
32:29Don't pick that up.
32:30You're just having to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, just have my mind.
32:33Ooh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Ooh!
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous!
32:38I'm joking.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:57Oh, my God.
33:06Oh, my God.
33:10Oh, my God.
33:20Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie
34:23about one of the funniest people to come out of Scotland.
34:27Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking funny.
34:32Disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:36Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her sang a shit?
34:45No, I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
34:53We did re-enact her.
35:00Right, let's see her, let's see her.
35:02No, I need to see her, like, front on.
35:04Oh, you must see her.
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:14Right, you ready?
35:27I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
35:34This is, like, Year 11 drama.
35:37Right, so you're singing.
35:38Oh, no, sorry, sorry, sorry, dude.
35:40Right, go, go, go.
35:42Which one of the others has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, what's that mean?
35:48What's that mean?
35:49Well, that's fucking one of y'as.
35:51Disgustan!
35:55Sorry.
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:03I don't.
36:04Are you ready?
36:05Go.
36:08Do you know what I mean?
36:09This bit much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:12I feel like I'm so funny.
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting.
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37:57Everyone say cheese.
37:58Or better still,
37:59everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:07We're here to throw back to things
38:09you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody!
38:18Ow!
38:20It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:23Why don't you just put your hand on that?
38:25I like this one.
38:26That's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves
38:32that when life sends you lemons,
38:34you can make lemonade.
38:36Fuck off!
38:37At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:46I heard two of the girls
38:47walking past my voiceover
38:48with yesterday saying
38:49that, Aidan, what a melt.
38:51I think it might have been
38:52something to do with this unseen bite.
38:55That looks good.
38:56Go on, Ramsey.
38:56Don't it?
38:57Smell's got two, don't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
38:59You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:02Are you joking me?
39:04Are you going to have a girl's shower?
39:05Can we share it?
39:09Have you just been robbed?
39:11Have you just been robbed, mate?
39:12I know.
39:13It's all right.
39:13Make another one.
39:14Hang on, too.
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy.
39:19It's got a soggy bottom.
39:21Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aidan.
39:27It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:31I want to give the girl...
39:32Is it a sandwich?
39:34Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever tasted.
39:43That's so good.
39:45I've got fun on chibbers.
39:49Do you want to have that?
39:50I would.
39:51She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:08Incredible from him.
40:11He's an amazing mum.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa,
40:26the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:31Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday.
40:34They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin.
40:40It was funny.
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet.
40:55A second chance is coming.
40:56Is this a joke?
40:59It is a joke, Samraj.
41:01I told you this was funny.
41:03The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:06Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:14And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice.
41:19Lovely, isn't it?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21What?
41:21Cavan, yeah, the K. It's different, isn't it?
41:23Oh, Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24I sound horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from?
41:27You got me with an accent.
41:28Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, 50, wasn't it?
41:35I was going to say close enough, but I've nailed that.
41:38I'm a model, darling.
41:39I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, okay?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:47Sorry.
41:48I just fell away.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down.
41:51I actually can't see that fucking thing.
41:53I should have got that bow-toes down, because I'm just getting in that hair.
41:55No, we're not.
41:56It's okay.
41:56There's a flyer.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that in your drink.
41:59Yeah, dude, look, cheers.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on, let's go.
42:03Let's go.
42:03Oh.
42:04It's fine.
42:09You just hit my head.
42:16It's back.
42:18It's time for...
42:19Beach Up Bonanza!
42:22I asked our anders to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know.
42:30I could do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair.
42:37I have the world's crappiest party tricks, which I'm going to show you guys, because
42:41the world needs to see it.
42:52Ta-da!
42:58I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up, and then like this, make it rain.
43:06So, this one bends a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure minging.
43:14Tense my abs.
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:24Maybe?
43:27I don't know.
43:33Oops.
43:34Looks like this.
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands, so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the Magic Mike one, where I jump in the air, and I grind on the floor.
44:00Oh!
44:01Oh, no.
44:03I think we're okay.
44:08Sorry.
44:09Is it all right?
44:10Is that one all right?
44:11Should I do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
44:18Beach Up in Nanda!
44:25Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
44:29but we are almost at the end, and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFT.com.
44:34Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits, because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:40I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:42Me too!
44:44It's that time we get out of the room.
44:47If it doesn't dog it and run, then they're going to use that shit.
44:50Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are in just in time.
44:53It was a princess pop.
44:54It wasn't anything else.
44:56It wasn't a fart.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin.
44:59Thanks.
45:00See you next time.
45:01Bye!
45:02Bye!
45:07Bye!
45:08Bye!
45:13Bye!
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