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Vladimir Episode 7 Engsub
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00:04You
00:35Maybe she got held up.
00:41Sorry, I'm not used to someone of your stature.
00:44Oh, yay!
00:47Are all your parts intact?
00:50You bet.
00:51Oh, I like your jacket.
00:53Cynthia thinks it's douchey.
00:54Oh, no.
00:56No, no, no.
00:56No, and I wore it for you because you're always so perfectly styled.
00:59You don't notice how I dress?
01:01Yes.
01:02Yes, I do.
01:07God, it's been forever since I had an afternoon off.
01:10You deserve it.
01:11Well, I don't know about that.
01:13No.
01:14Well, no, I don't think anyone deserves anything.
01:18That is rather Puritan of you, Vlad.
01:20I am a big-time Puritan.
01:22Oh, no.
01:22No, you aren't.
01:23I am.
01:24No, you are not.
01:25Yes, I am.
01:25No, at grad school, Cynthia basically had to hit me over the head with a frying pan to...
01:30Oh.
01:32Anyway, yes, I am.
01:34I'm a pretty buttoned-up fellow, don't you think?
01:37I mean, I don't know.
01:39I suppose I...
01:41I don't know you well enough.
01:48And we're not gonna eat on Main Street.
01:50I thought we'd go a little further afield.
01:55As long as I'm back by five.
01:57Well, we'll see about that.
02:12Why are you blowing up?
02:13I'm sorry.
02:14Do you want me to...
02:14Oh, yes.
02:15If you could just grab my, uh...
02:17No, if you could just put it...
02:18Put it on my...
02:19Yeah, yeah, I too.
02:20Oh, yes.
02:21Sorry.
02:22Um...
02:23Oh, God.
02:24It's just a friend.
02:31I know the hearings today.
02:34You do?
02:36I understand why you want to be somewhere else.
02:38Oh, thank you for saying that.
02:40Well, yeah, you need a break from it all.
02:42But you wouldn't say I deserve a break.
02:44No, I'm kidding.
02:45I'm not supposed to be...
02:45You're the only person I'd say deserves a break.
02:51Oh, well, I know you're gluten-free.
02:53I mean, when I'm being good.
02:56Are you being good today?
02:58I'm gonna try.
02:59Hmm.
03:02Um...
03:02Red or white?
03:04Cool.
03:05Wait, should we do glasses or a bottle?
03:07Will you drink more than one?
03:08I haven't gotten day drunk in many years.
03:12Oh, well, in that case, we are definitely getting a bottle.
03:16Um, hi.
03:16Could we possibly have this, uh, Montepulciano?
03:21Of course.
03:22Please.
03:22Okay.
03:25You're fun.
03:28Let's see on our way to swim class.
03:30Aw.
03:31I take her every Wednesday.
03:32It's the best part of my week.
03:34Mm-hmm.
03:34Mm-hmm.
03:35Would now be a good time to talk about your book?
03:38Sure.
03:39Yeah, let's, let's, uh, let's pop the cherry.
03:41Oh.
03:42Sorry.
03:43Oh, no, no, no.
03:44Let's pop it.
03:45Well, first, I think you're a genius and you're going to be very famous.
03:53Oh.
03:54I don't know about that.
03:56Oh, you'd be surprised.
03:58Things are going to happen for you.
03:59I know it.
04:01Wow.
04:02Are those notes?
04:03Do you mind?
04:05No, I'm flattered.
04:06I mean, too much.
04:08No, no, no, no.
04:09No, please.
04:10Oh, should we, um, put our phones away?
04:13Yeah, I wish I could.
04:14It's just, you know, Cynthia might need me.
04:17I'm worried about her.
04:18She, uh, she's been...
04:20Distant?
04:22I, uh, I don't want to talk about it.
04:24Um, you know what?
04:26I have a challenge for you, Vlad.
04:28What's that?
04:28How about we make this afternoon about you?
04:33Certainly be a change of pace.
04:35Well, what I find so remarkable about your book is that, um, you've created this, this
04:43character that has intense resistance.
04:45There's a rather tried and true way to seduce fellow writers, and that is to pay them some
04:50attention.
04:52I have found that there is nothing more irresistible than attention.
04:57Close reading, not only to the words, but to the person who wrote the words.
05:03And I think if Vlad can understand how deeply I see him...
05:07I could kiss you.
05:09Oh.
05:09I don't give feedback like that anymore.
05:12Cynthia's a good reader, but, you know, it's kind of like, this bit's too long, or that
05:18guy's too fake, and that's, that's it, so.
05:21I'm not used to this kind of attention.
05:23I mean, your book just moves.
05:25I'm, I'm not sure I achieved that with mine.
05:28I'm offering a segue.
05:32Um, do you have the time?
05:34Uh, uh, uh, yeah, it's, uh, 3.30.
05:38Darn it.
05:38I, I wish we could hang out more.
05:40Um, I'll be back in a minute, sir.
05:42Can we get a second?
05:49Oh, excuse me, excuse me.
05:50Hello.
05:51Yes, can I help you?
05:52Yes.
05:52May we please have coffees, two front of Rancas, and please hold the chair because it's his
05:57birthday.
06:03Tell me what happened.
06:05He was the chair.
06:07I went to him to ask for advice.
06:09He offered to read my work, and then he asked if I would like to go to a bar later
06:15to discuss.
06:16Yes, the bar was in a hotel.
06:20I knew sex was on the table.
06:23Everyone knew that John slept with undergrads.
06:27We all knew that.
06:31My brothers are all in finance.
06:34Um, yeah, they think I'm homeless.
06:37Sorry, have you seen the waiter?
06:39Happy birthday to you.
06:42Happy birthday to you.
06:45Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you.
06:53Wow.
06:59How'd you know?
07:01Well, it's not your birthday.
07:03Did Cynthia tell you?
07:05Wait, it is your birthday?
07:08You came out for lunch with me on your birthday?
07:11I had no idea.
07:13It's not my birthday.
07:16Really?
07:17Oh.
07:19No, no, no, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll get it, I'll get it.
07:22Oh, no way, we'll, we'll, we'll split it.
07:24No, I am too old to split a check.
07:25I'll, uh, you'll owe me a lunch.
07:27I may never be let out of the house ever again.
07:31I'm sorry that we couldn't stay longer.
07:34I need to sober up.
07:36Will you excuse me for a moment?
07:39Will you excuse me for a moment?
07:53He doesn't want to go.
08:11A cliche, but true.
08:25Professor of Ladinsky, I have an idea.
08:28I have this sweet little cabin nearby and I wanted to show it to you.
08:32It's for writing, you know, like for a retreat.
08:35So I thought we could go there and I could offer you a prompt.
08:38Ah, you have no idea how much I want to do that.
08:43I, I just, I think I should probably go home.
08:46I think Cynthia would kill me.
08:47You know, sometimes it's better to ask forgiveness than get permission.
08:51You know, she's working her ass off on this book.
08:53She's going home at 2 a.m. every night and I'm just, I'm worried about her.
08:57Are you sure she's working on the book?
09:01What?
09:01Lad, how are you going to enrich your inner life if you are always on the clock?
09:11All right, I need to call Cynthia first.
09:18It's done.
09:20What does Cynthia say?
09:22She told me to have fun.
09:24She is a cool wife.
09:29Do you ever, do you ever find it hard in a marriage to understand that the other person wants you
09:36to be happy?
09:37Who can ever understand what another person wants?
09:39Truly.
09:45We're two minutes away.
09:50Is there cell service?
09:51Oh no, no cell service, no Wi-Fi, no distractions.
09:56Just us.
10:01Oh my God.
10:06How long have you had this?
10:14God, it's perfect.
10:15I'm glad you like it.
10:18Oh no, is that a cappellina?
10:20Mmm, I found this lime juice.
10:23I, I hope it's okay.
10:25Do you like them?
10:26Of course.
10:30Thanks.
10:33Would you like to go and write?
10:35Now?
10:36You could use the bedroom.
10:39I think I'd rather just talk.
10:41Let's go.
10:44Cheers.
10:45Cheers.
10:49I like Florence.
10:50I don't mean to be hard on her.
10:51No, I, I, I like her.
10:52She's definitely one of the most irritating persons on the planet.
10:55She's just, you know, she's a challenge.
10:58You're empty.
11:01Yeah, I always drink too fast.
11:03Stay here, and I'll make you another one.
11:08Fuck it.
11:10Thanks.
11:12But he was so complimentary.
11:15I thought he was interested in me because he liked my writing.
11:20I felt chosen.
11:23And he was charming.
11:26Okay.
11:28We will hear the remaining testimonies tomorrow.
11:46We'll see you next time.
12:09Oh, I was going to bring these out to you.
12:11It's okay.
12:12The, the sun was getting a bit too much.
12:15Got to protect the moneymaker.
12:17Oh, yeah.
12:18Crossing the safety.
12:21Stagner.
12:22What a rider.
12:23Oh, you like him, huh?
12:31I'm sorry, Vlad, but weren't we going to discuss each other's books?
12:37Oh.
12:39Ah, shit.
12:40Yeah.
12:40I mean, I'm, I'm sorry I didn't even bring it up, but wasn't that the point?
12:43No, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, um, hold on.
12:46Uh, where is my, yeah.
12:51Yeah, I'm sorry.
12:52It's just, you know, you're a very, um, formidable person.
12:55Oh, please.
12:56Uh, yeah, I felt a bit shy, so.
13:00Anyway.
13:04Here you are.
13:08Um.
13:15Yeah, sorry about all the...
13:20What does this, um, a WIW mean?
13:25Wish I wrote.
13:30Yeah, I think I'm a little hot for your narrator.
13:35Yeah, it really spoke to me, personally.
13:39In what way?
13:41All of one's different wants being in conflict with each other.
13:48That's how I feel.
13:49I never seem to make up my mind about what I want.
13:56Why can't I just come out with it?
14:04Um.
14:09You have records.
14:12What if I take a look?
14:15Oh, of course.
14:20One, two, three.
14:22That's the basic step.
14:23That's good.
14:24How do you know how to do this?
14:25I used to go to a salsa club in Florida when I was 16.
14:28Very formative.
14:29How?
14:31I like dancing with the 30-year-old women.
14:34Oh, oh, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
14:36Wait a minute.
14:42Okay.
14:43Yeah.
14:46All right, sorry.
14:47I'm a bit too busy.
14:50Okay, I'm going to try and turn.
14:51Okay.
14:52Okay.
14:56That was good.
15:01Yeah.
15:05Oh, yeah, I meant to, um, I just forgot.
15:07I brought these for you.
15:09I wanted to return them.
15:15Should I put them on?
15:20No.
15:22Sure.
15:24Sure.
15:37You know, if I had a place like this to go, I don't know what I'd write about.
15:43I'm so lost.
15:43Well, that sounds hard.
15:47What's your new book about?
15:48I can't talk about it.
15:51You don't need to tell me the story, but, you know.
15:55What's it about?
15:57I suppose it's about desire, the spiritual imperative of desire, how sometimes in one's life wanting something can feel akin
16:12to holiness.
16:20I think I'm going to take a swim and then go back to my real life.
16:26A swim?
16:28Since you brought my trucks.
16:30Gonna be quite cold in there.
16:32I'm rushing.
16:39It's fine.
16:41I'll drive him home and drop him off and the next time we see each other we'll pretend that nothing
16:47out of the ordinary has happened.
16:49And we'll continue a friendly but distant relationship.
16:55Look down and smile while we pass each other in the halls.
16:59And one day I will look at him and wonder what I ever felt.
17:04It's better that way.
17:06It's just life.
17:10It was a nice afternoon.
17:19What did I expect?
17:20That he was going to take my face in his hands and kiss me?
17:24I'm not a teenager anymore.
17:27I'm not even 35.
17:46I'm not even 35.
18:02I don't want him to go.
18:05I don't want him to go.
18:37Oh, God, you're freezing.
18:40Oh, oh.
18:43He might get very drunk and be in no state for a long drive.
18:47You should get in the shower.
18:49I'm going to turn it on.
18:50Okay.
19:03The hot water's going to run out.
19:08Oh.
19:09Um.
19:10Oh.
19:10The hot water ran out.
19:11Oh.
19:12Right out.
19:13Oh, my God.
19:13You're just waiting.
19:14Let me.
19:15Hold on.
19:16Hold on.
19:21This is John's sweater.
19:23It's Irish wool.
19:25Okay.
19:25Just stay there.
19:26I'll get your clothes.
19:27Y'all calling me crazy when I've been ballin' all day like rainy.
19:31Look here this way me.
19:33And I've been shopping all day no macy.
19:35I found first lady.
19:36You and I came to date me.
19:38Look at your savings.
19:39You and you still waiting.
19:40Still going out, Daisy.
19:41Tell them day dreams.
19:42Crazy, got a boy crazy.
19:44All of these hating that bitches don't make me.
19:46Like crazy.
19:46Crazy, got a boy crazy.
19:47All of these hating that bitches don't make me.
19:50Like crazy.
19:50Oh.
19:50Oh.
19:51Oh.
19:54Oh, wow.
19:55What happened?
19:56Oh, wow.
19:57Oh, God.
19:59Birthday.
19:59Okay, let's just.
20:00Okay, I'm going to get you a little.
20:02I'm going to have a birthday.
20:04Okay, let's just.
20:05Just take a little.
20:07Maybe some water would be.
20:08You.
20:09Yeah.
20:11You're going to take advantage of me?
20:13Is that what you want?
20:15You're going to do it?
20:16Vlad.
20:17No.
20:18Vlad, is that what you want?
20:20Mm-hmm.
20:21Vlad.
20:22Mm-hmm.
20:22Okay, I'm just going to wake you up a little bit.
20:25Oh.
20:26Oh.
20:28God, I thought Russians could drink.
20:34Then I'm all I sold in.
20:36Can't call my plus when you put this my call in.
20:38Wumped up, picked them all in.
20:39It's a brand new day, new place like jogging.
20:41In medieval, or even Elizabethan agrarian times, mothers would tie their babies to chairs
20:48to keep them safe and upright so they could go work in the fields.
20:52Oh, look at me.
20:53I'm just going to let you know.
20:55I mean, I think to the point.
20:56Look at that stuff.
20:56And that's coconuts, crazy amazing, boo-hoo-buck.
21:00Oh, baby.
21:01Awful luxury.
21:02That ain't me.
21:03Who knew you go fucking crazy?
21:04Crazy, you gotta go crazy.
21:06All of these hatin' ass bitches go crazy.
21:08Like Daisy.
21:08Crazy, you gotta go crazy.
21:10All of these hatin' ass bitches go crazy.
21:11No baby no crazy.
21:12Huh.
21:13Huh.
21:14Nothing is nothing more crazy.
21:16Huh.
21:17Huh.
21:18Not a better one crazy.
21:24Huh.
21:25Ha.
21:50It's just us.
22:25It's just us.
22:28He'll be grateful he wrote this because of honesty.
23:01It's just us.
23:04He dropped his phone.
23:16When he wakes up I'll explain that he drank too much and I couldn't move him.
23:34I'll just keep the job.
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