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00:063.
00:07Chapter 5
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00:09It's a good day.
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00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
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02:27MUSIC CONTINUES
02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert
02:51to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks, so pretty, so entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like
03:11before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:29Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:44Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:48Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered,
03:53anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
03:57Okay.
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop, Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:11Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:12No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:17Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy,
04:22and they weren't even good words.
04:23Yana, you love his music,
04:25and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars,
04:47even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15See, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end,
05:18and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top,
05:25help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34That was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money
05:38for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities
05:48that have nothing to do with bar hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
06:12I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the cards,
06:17get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the club,
06:18come to the dance, and the boys gonna love this.
06:21Picking their lips, wishing they had their big boy hands
06:24all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's awesome, girls.
06:28Everybody wants some love.
06:29I don't want shit.
06:30I don't need to chase that hit.
06:33As long as I got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
06:37I don't want shit.
07:10hey wanted to talk to me if this is about being late i have a new idea for a shortcut
07:19oh oh you have your bad news face it's your scholarship
07:26it's not happening this year what budget cuts don't even get me started no we're three weeks
07:33into the semester how how can no no they can't no we'll get you an appointment with the financial
07:38aid office they can help no they're just gonna give me another work study job i can barely do
07:44all my school work as it is oh my god okay whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa don't stop breathing you
07:50need
07:50air to process and live yeah i also need money is there another scholarship i could apply for
07:57another classical composition scholarship i could switch concentrations performance girl we both
08:06know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist and there's no money in classical well jazz jazz i
08:12could i could write jazz even less money right what what do i do let's chat again on monday after
08:20you've had a few days to sit with this hey hannah we're gonna get through it okay
08:30i i could write pop first place comes with a scholarship right right but you just said that
08:36i'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago and i wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies
08:42in your music theory class freshman year i mean your word outstanding it's true not many people can
08:47write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities in the work of one direction yeah see
08:53yeah i can totally pop how hard can it be really famous last words because the competition it's
08:59it's pretty steep no i can do this i will do this
09:07okay bring some ideas into class we'll talk okay
09:23dean dean where you at
09:30dean do not give me the silent treatment he's taking the world's longest shower still at least the door shut
09:37this time logan drain's clogged again no shit finish your fucking shower i'll come fix it
09:46dean come help with the kegs told you i'll be right down yeah but when
09:55you want me to come down naked tucker because i'll do it you sure will never mind forget i have
10:04them i had to take it all
10:05well hold it down maybe garritt will help where the fuck is garritt
10:10guys
10:16hey what's up what's up what's up garritt
10:20hey
10:21Hey.
10:21Hey.
10:23Yo, Jerry.
10:24What's up, buddy?
10:25What's up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening day tomorrow.
10:28Hey, man.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey.
10:32Hey.
10:33Hey, man.
10:41Smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Yo, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50What's up, bro?
10:51Just fix the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Hey, shower sex is hot.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you get to fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:11I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making?
11:15It's a house party.
11:16We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just?
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables.
11:21Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay.
11:26Okay, okay.
11:27Okay, okay.
11:28Nothing for you, Logan.
11:29I'm gonna make all my food.
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man.
11:31They look great.
11:33They'll be listening to.
11:39There we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:45This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
11:59Grand.
12:03Got you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:08I'm so strict.
12:10Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:28I'm so in you, I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I wanna do is to fall in deep.
12:40Close ain't close enough till we cross the line.
12:45So name a game to play.
12:47Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force,
12:50are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:52I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a GoPro.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:58Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Sadly, you never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Cole
13:08is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:28Fine.
13:29Just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos
13:32doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:39Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt
13:43and it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:51Or maybe...
13:55Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:00I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower
14:09and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:16He looked naked and then I fell, which is my point.
14:20I can't do this.
14:22Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow,
14:26including Justin probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:30Well, I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music.
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse.
14:38And you know it.
14:38No, it's not.
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I'm spending the night at Shawn's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:46No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a risk.
15:19All the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:23You're somebody else.
15:24If we're here in the house,
15:26I'm not going to work with them the same.
15:29I don't have any money.
15:30I don't have any money.
15:31I don't have any money.
15:32I don't have any money.
15:33I don't know, but we will.
15:35I change my hair.
15:37You change your clothes.
15:38My G tattoos, they feel like them.
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised.
15:44I promise no one's watching me.
15:47I don't know, but I'm not ready.
15:49muốn speculate too much for me.
15:52I'm not going to order you at this place.
15:58Oh, look at me all of this.
16:00Can you do, dude?
16:03Maybe a little video.
16:06Do nothing that it's going to be like a deal?
16:11Is that right now?
16:14Let me just fight it.
16:14Keep by surprise now.
16:16My book is short so that I don't even know what I'm Rabbin.
16:17I'm sorry I could drive in a car.
16:19I change my hair, you change your clothes.
16:22My cheap tattoos, they feel like home.
16:25People talk, but I don't care.
16:28Saving you or your thing is through my hair.
16:31People talk, I know they do.
16:34Let's let them talk about me.
16:39Not a body, not a body.
16:42You're somebody to me.
16:44You're somebody to me.
16:46You're somebody to me.
16:48You're somebody to me.
16:50You're somebody to me.
16:52Oh!
17:05I've missed you.
17:12I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:27Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:32Wow.
17:33Okay, guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:37Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:47The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:56What?
17:57That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
17:59So the Bruins are watching every game.
18:01How I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I...
18:14I wanna be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19I...
18:19I...
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major.
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe...
18:38You just wanna be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be,
18:45but, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:58Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player.
19:23Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps me and that you're not in game
19:41I want to try and let's
19:44for a fee
19:46I'm happy to be
19:48Do I back your mind
19:51come on
19:51Hey!
19:52quer Over, left
19:53Derly deer, fight theble're fez
19:55Derly deer, fight theику
20:12Derly deer
20:32We weren't dating we kind of were yeah you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester
20:38How says I may hey Nick okay Dean agrees with you which kind of just proves that you're wrong fuck
20:46You know I I don't have to take this slander. I am a responsible upstanding member of society
20:50Dean
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes
20:5730 minutes maybe an hour that's ambitious
21:00He gets a half hour if he's any longer than that we're leaving without him
21:03Thanks Doug
21:03Yes sir
21:08Is your dad
21:11Yeah
21:15Yeah he's got a new girlfriend wants me to meet her
21:17Ah that's inevitable
21:19Right
21:25Look I know he can uh be a dick
21:28No he's more than a dick
21:29Okay
21:31But he's still your dad
21:36All he cares about is hockey
21:38You know I only matter because I am him
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham
21:44Yeah man I mean all you'd have to do is win a Stanley cup
21:47A Norris trophy or two
21:49Spend more time in your hair than a Kardashian
21:51And bam yeah you're just like him
21:55Hey
21:57Your dad was great
21:58Everybody knows it
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him
22:06He is
22:08All our parents have expectations G
22:11Shit I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey let alone a damn legend
22:15Alright
22:16But we're not doing this for them
22:20We're doing this because we love it
22:23Alright
22:31Yeah
22:33Thanks man
22:34Take a shower you smell like shit
23:01Fine
23:02Hi. You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room. I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough. How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great. That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really. Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music. Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34We'll come back to you.
23:35Riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42Be nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't?
23:52What if I write a terrible song, and I fail a pop showcase,
23:56and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
23:59You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and
24:07life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:19No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night,
24:23and I have literally no idea what it should be about.
24:26What did you write about in high school?
24:28What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:38Hannah?
24:41Uh, nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you.
24:50Okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open at Malone's today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:29There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:33Being as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:38No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40I'm sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:40See you there.
25:41Off the game.
25:44Hi.
25:44Oh, yeah, you like it.
25:45I have to make something you can borrow it.
25:50Ah, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah.
26:01No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:11I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:22I carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:47I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:55I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:00I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:21To take your dating advice.
27:23To tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:36Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:45When a team is down and points in actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:51Sorry.
27:52I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just...
27:55don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be alright.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:25De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know.
28:31Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:38We'll see you in the stands this afternoon?
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:46Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Ah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer...
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:18No. No thanks.
29:21Gareth.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:25Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see anything-
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:51Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:54For real.
29:55Boy.
29:56Kenny.
29:58Come in now
29:59Go!
30:06Go!
30:08Go!
30:10Go!
30:12Go!
30:12Go!
30:14Go!
30:21Go!
30:31I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:41He's already gone, he's now.
30:56Garrett Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean, physical game, but he needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Come on, bro, get your head in it!
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making Daddy proud, Graham?
31:28Fuck!
31:37It's the board of our heads!
31:39Let's go, Graham, get the ball!
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Garrett Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that?
31:57You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookup thing.
32:01You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever, good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:13Hell yeah.
32:14Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, girl.
32:18Let me go.
32:27Let me go.
32:28Oh my God...
32:32Let me go!
32:36Let me go.
33:03Oh, my God.
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:15Hey, the game's not over!
33:41Hey, Garrett!
34:07I was justified when I was five
34:12Raisin' cane, I spit in your eye
34:15Times are changin' now, the ball gets fast
34:18But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:30Eatin' it on a Friday night
34:32That's all right
34:33I even like steak on a setting night
34:47I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
34:51Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do
35:00It's the thing that I do
35:09I entertain by pickin' brains
35:13Sell my soul by droppin' names
35:16I don't like those, my God, what's that
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:32I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch is back
35:36Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
35:42Thanks, Danny
35:44Logan, Logan!
35:45Here we go, here we go
35:47Here we go
35:47Here we go
35:50Touchdown
35:51Touchdown
35:52Touchdown
35:53Woo!
35:55Yes!
35:57Woo!
36:05Welcome back, man!
36:07Yeah, I thought we lost you for a minute there
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
36:16Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
36:19I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I move
36:25It's the way that I do
36:29Hey, hey, hey, hey
36:33Woo!
36:35Bitch, bitch
36:36Bitch, bitch
36:43Bitch is back
36:47Oh, bitch, bitch
36:53It's not on the one, it's not the mambo
36:56It's a feeling
36:57A heartbeat
36:58I need you
37:00Cock-Con
37:03Cock-Con
37:04Cock-Con
37:07Cock-Con
37:07Try somewhere
37:10Cock-Con
37:12Cock-Con
37:12Cock-Con
37:13Cock-Con
37:13Close your eyes
37:15What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie?
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this.
37:23You promised.
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us.
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest.
37:31Also, I've had a long day, and I'm watching a movie.
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing,
37:35which means you're burrowing.
37:36Hi, babe.
37:37Good to see you, too.
37:38Whatever.
37:38Hi.
37:39I love you.
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out.
37:41It's block party, Hannah.
37:42You know, if you don't give an ass,
37:43she'll just keep at it until you do.
37:45And if you still don't,
37:46she'll text you all night, distracting you.
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50That doesn't matter.
37:51She's coming.
37:55I don't...
37:56What just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened.
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there, and...
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole,
38:01and he's there alone,
38:02which means Hannah's gonna slide right in.
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear.
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true.
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit.
38:09You just do your makeup.
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah.
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15Can you just slip?
38:16Sean, help me.
38:18I plead the fifth.
38:20Fine.
38:20Okay, I'll do your makeup, too.
38:21Just hustle.
38:22Before Justin leaves.
38:45Oh, yes, bitch!
38:48That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:52Okay, um, don't look now,
38:53but Justin is right about...
38:55I just said, don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:01No, I talked to him earlier.
39:03He was not good.
39:04No, no.
39:04Just stop, stop thinking this.
39:06No, this is why we pre-game.
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants
39:09and go talk to him.
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots
39:11if you need them, girl.
39:12Look how courage.
39:13Hey, no fear pressure.
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school
39:15picked out with you.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah
39:17to drink in public.
39:19You're only pressuring Hannah
39:20to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole.
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, babe?
39:26Oh, yeah, we can.
39:28Oh, yeah, we can.
39:28Oh, yeah, we can.
39:39Oh, yeah, we can.
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches,
39:53there's a party.
39:54The, uh, waitress from Milan's,
39:55what's her name?
39:57It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:12All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:14All right, guys.
40:15Come on.
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it right now.
40:17Give me a shot. Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yep.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh, faint.
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:32Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me.
40:36Here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:37Where by are you?
40:38That's her name.
40:39Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:40Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:56Thank you so much.
40:57I am so happy if that fits your way.
41:04What do you want?
41:05I don't wanna live by you.
41:09Oh, oh.
41:12Oh, oh.
41:12Oh, oh, oh.
41:13I don't wanna live by you.
41:16Take a look.
41:18Yeah.
41:19You, you, you, you.
41:21Yeah.
41:23Fuck yeah.
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess.
41:54All yours, princess.
41:58Hey, what?
42:00It's just a color.
42:03All yours, princess.
42:09All yours, princess.
42:11All yours, princess.
42:13All yours, princess.
42:16All yours, princess.
42:18All yours, princess.
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21Don't worry. We'll be watching.
42:22Perfect.
42:23Okay, give me your coat.
42:25Okay.
42:28You got to go.
42:29You got to go.
42:35Yeah.
42:41Yeah, what you've done?
42:42Yeah, what you've done?
42:43Oh, my God.
42:47Oh, my God.
42:48Oh, my God.
42:50Oh, my God.
42:52Oh, my God.
42:53I'm sorry.
42:54you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh,
42:59uh, the, uh,
43:02uh, grandpa,
43:02um,
43:03stupid shoes.
43:05Yeah.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14It's sick. Yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you like?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:19Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles, too.
43:23Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:32Wellesley!
43:33Classical.
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You never do.
43:40Oh, no!
43:41No, no, no, no, no, no, come on.
43:43What?
43:45Hey.
43:46I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52You're a doggy fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56Nothing like Phil Graham, but, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:03You're, uh, Johanna, right?
44:05Yeah.
44:07Hannah Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:14Officially.
44:15Yeah.
44:15I don't know what it is.
44:17Oh?
44:18Okay.
44:19I don't know what I have.
44:20See her out.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:26And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has.
44:39Especially when that someone is a Briarview athlete.
44:42You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
44:55It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:09I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:13You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:21You, uh...
45:22You sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh...
45:31You love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something...
45:44I've always done.
45:45To impress my dad.
45:49And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:02She, um...
46:05Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I...
46:12Look.
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And...
46:26I'm pretty sure you're the only one who can help me do that.
46:31So what?
46:32I...
46:32I help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:41I ain't still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:55Don't forget.
46:57I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space, this is my dance space, this is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours, you don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08That's my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference though.
47:14Asshole.
47:15I see.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:37Deal.
47:38Oh, oh, oh.
47:40Dancing with myself.
47:42Dancing with myself.
47:45But there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove and dancing with myself.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
47:59If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy.
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we going to do, hold hands?
48:05You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up.
48:24You can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself.
48:27I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:33Not bad.
48:38Me and you in the ruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God.
48:46Justin's here.
48:47Be cool.
48:48You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:55Why don't you tell me what you think the song is about?
48:58Like being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means trust me.
49:18Trust me.
49:21Trust me.
49:25If I looked all over the world
49:28And there's every type of girl
49:31Watch your empty eyes
49:33Seem to pass me by
49:35I'm dancin' with myself
49:37So let's sink another drink
49:40It'll give me time to think
49:44If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
49:47I'm dancing with myself
49:50Dancing with myself
49:53Dancing with myself
49:56But there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove
50:00I'm dancing with myself
50:14I looked all over the world
50:18And there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:24You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to think
50:33If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing, dancing
50:39Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:45If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
50:49If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
50:52If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
50:58Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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