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00:06Did you just say, you want me to give you a...
00:12Orgasm?
00:12Yeah.
00:12God, why is it so hard for boys to say orgasm?
00:15It's not hard for me to say orgasm.
00:17I can say orgasm.
00:19Orgasm.
00:20See?
00:21Just, are you still drunk?
00:23Okay.
00:23Yeah.
00:24Let's do this.
00:25Uh, I'm gonna tell you something really heavy, and you're gonna want to dwell on it, but
00:32you shouldn't.
00:33I'm just telling you the bad stuff so that you can understand my request.
00:38Okay?
00:39It's just a means to an end.
00:41Okay?
00:42A means to an end.
00:45Got it.
00:49I was raped.
00:53Wow, okay, there's really no way to make that seem less heavy than it is.
00:58Uh...
00:58It happened in high school.
01:00I was drugged at a party.
01:02That's why I don't like drinking in public.
01:04Oh, shit.
01:05Uh, no, no.
01:05See, what you're doing right now is dwelling.
01:07And I need you to just breeze past this part, okay?
01:09Focus up.
01:10Graham, are you breezing?
01:11Uh, yeah.
01:12I'm breezing, I'm breezing.
01:13Okay, I'm fine.
01:14Really, I'm okay.
01:15I had a lovely therapist.
01:17Her name was Carol.
01:18She had these mismatched mugs and a really extensive tea collection.
01:22Uh, she helped me understand that the rape doesn't define me.
01:28Even though I firmly put this behind me, I still can't seem to, you know, orgasm with
01:34a guy.
01:35I mean, on my own, sure, fine.
01:37Fireworks.
01:38But, uh, yeah, not with someone else.
01:41Um, and, and things are going really well with Justin.
01:46He texted me saying that his roommates will be gone later.
01:49Um, and we all know what that means.
01:52I, I, I'm just really nervous about hooking up with him.
01:56I want to be ready.
01:57So, I was thinking if I can finish with someone, you know, lower stakes first.
02:03Lower stakes?
02:04A friend.
02:05That I, I'd feel more prepared for Justin.
02:08So.
02:12Yeah.
02:12Wow.
02:13What do you think?
02:18Uh.
02:19Wow.
02:19Okay.
02:19Yeah.
02:20That was a lot.
02:21Sorry.
02:21Um, I'm kind of out of practice telling people about this.
02:25No one at Briar knows.
02:27Not even Allie?
02:30Just you.
02:32Wow.
02:34Yeah.
02:36Look.
02:38I promise that I have worked so hard to move past this.
02:42Okay?
02:42I'm not fragile.
02:43I don't need your pity.
02:44I don't need you to be my therapist.
02:46I just need you to do this one last thing for me.
02:49Okay?
02:49A thing you have done for many, many, many, many women.
02:55You know, it, it's just.
02:56It means to an end.
02:59Exactly.
03:00Okay.
03:01I'll do it.
03:04Really?
03:05You will?
03:06Of course.
03:08You're my friend and you need me.
03:17Did you mean now?
03:19No, no.
03:19Not, not now.
03:21I have class.
03:22Uh.
03:24Um.
03:25Uh.
03:26Later?
03:27Tonight?
03:29Tonight it is.
03:43I don't understand.
03:45Sweet, sweet talk.
03:47Can I just be the first to say how thrilled we are that you decided to pledge Sigtel?
03:51We welcome you to our brotherhood.
03:53Sweet talk.
03:54Okay.
03:55And as your future beg, it is my pleasure, nay, my honor, to haze you.
04:00And all I ask is that you take care of that one little grape.
04:04Until I ask you to stop.
04:05That's it?
04:06That's it, bud.
04:07It's so simple.
04:09Yeah, I can do that.
04:12Guys, I gotta be honest.
04:13I was a little worried you're gonna make me streak across campus or frost my tips.
04:17No.
04:18Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
04:20Would your brother do something like that to you?
04:22I guess not, man.
04:23Yeah.
04:23Okay.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Well, thanks, y'all.
04:25This is gonna be really good.
04:27Well, just one last thing.
04:28Should anything happen to your fruit baby, it will be replaced by a slightly larger piece of fruit.
04:33Wait, what do you mean by that?
04:35Yo.
04:36Mmm.
04:36It's a good one.
04:37Yeah.
04:39Good luck, sweet talk.
04:41This is the part where you run.
04:43Okay.
04:44Come on.
04:45Yellow, yellow haze.
04:49Yellow, yellow.
04:52Intrigue.
04:53This is much stronger than what you brought to class.
04:55But I'm concerned I'm not really hearing you in this.
04:59Well, they're Justin's words, but I'm gonna arrange the crap out of it.
05:02I'm thinking strings, like a shifting chromatic alteration verse.
05:06Okay, I'm gonna just jump back in here before this conversation gets away from me.
05:10Uh, let's try.
05:14Do you have a favorite song?
05:15Something you love to listen to when you're sad or bored?
05:20Ah, see?
05:22What you just did.
05:23When your whole body relaxed.
05:25Now, were you thinking of specific chord progressions?
05:28No.
05:28I was thinking about listening to Paramore at my middle school bus stop.
05:32Made me feel so complicated in punk rock.
05:36Exactly.
05:36How it made you feel.
05:38You see, people think that pop music is shallow, but it lives deep inside us.
05:44It creates memories, it etches them into our bones.
05:49If you do it right, it lets us feel what you were feeling when you're writing it.
05:55That's what the judges want.
05:57You gotta let us in.
06:00Wow.
06:01That was really good advice.
06:03I know.
06:04I should be a teacher.
06:12And I knew it was a dream, because my childhood dog Rosie was there.
06:15But, but she was like dark brown instead of tan.
06:18I think we should break up.
06:22Okay.
06:25Wait.
06:26Sorry.
06:26What?
06:28Okay?
06:29I just ended a two year relationship.
06:31I mean, maybe you did.
06:32But also, maybe not.
06:36No.
06:36I definitely did.
06:38Because I was there.
06:39And it was three seconds ago.
06:40How many times are you gonna do this to me?
06:41Do what?
06:42What are you talking about?
06:43Your whole Ali's breakup and five-act cycle.
06:45You go through the same stages every time.
06:48First, surprise fight Ali, which I can safely say we're in right now.
06:51Then, eats her feelings Ali, destroys three bags of hot Cheetos, followed by raging diva Ali.
06:56I mean, stop titling things.
06:57Like, these are things that happen.
06:58These are not things that happen.
06:59Then, complete and total breakdown Ali has a...
07:01Well, that one's self-explanatory.
07:03And the grand finale?
07:04Late night phone call Ali.
07:06Where you beg me to take you back.
07:07That is not what I do!
07:09That is exactly what you do.
07:11I know you better than anyone else in the world, Al.
07:13I know that you're secretly scared of cats.
07:15I know that you're out of Chapstick.
07:16Speaking of which, I stopped by CVS on the way over.
07:21And I know that you love me.
07:23And I love you.
07:25So, that is why I need to protect myself by opting out of the next 36 hours.
07:29No, our breakup is not an extended warranty, Sean.
07:33You can't just opt out.
07:34Well, the alternative is that I get angry or sad or beg you not to make this mistake again.
07:39But you will because you always do.
07:40And I disappear into some sad hole of video games and oppression and ultimately take you back because I can't
07:45imagine my life without you.
07:49It's not fair to me, Al.
07:52Sean, I need you to hear me.
07:55I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.
07:58This is it.
07:59We're just going in different directions.
08:01And I don't even know what direction I'm going in, but I'm going there by myself.
08:08I'm not gonna call you.
08:12Okay.
08:17And I'm not at a chapstick.
08:20Yes, you are.
08:23See you in 36 hours.
08:48Shit.
08:49What's wrong, G?
08:50Can't rock a measly 205 anymore?
08:52No, yeah, I'm not.
08:54Oh, thanks.
08:58I'm fucking with you, Graham.
09:00I know.
09:04Right.
09:15Okay, what's going on?
09:18Look, Dean, you're, uh, you're kind of, well...
09:24You've been with a good amount of women.
09:27I always knew this day would come.
09:29Well, Garrett, when a man and woman love each other very much...
09:31Alright, okay, forget it.
09:32Okay, okay, hold up, hold up, hold up.
09:33I'm listening.
09:37Is there something going on with Hannah?
09:39No.
09:41Uh...
09:42Not Hannah.
09:43Someone else.
09:45She wants me to do this, uh...
09:47This thing.
09:49Do all of the things, bro.
09:51Do them all.
09:52It's just, it's kind of a big...
09:55Thing.
09:56It's really important to her.
09:58She's, like, trusting me.
09:59Is Hannah a virgin?
10:01What?
10:02No.
10:03Dude, don't...
10:07Don't, don't make this weird.
10:12This doesn't leave the weight room.
10:13We're not actually having this conversation.
10:17It's just that I, uh, I really want it to be good...
10:20For her.
10:21Mm-hmm.
10:21If it's her first time, she might not come.
10:23Not an option.
10:24She has to come.
10:25Respect.
10:26Melder, there's one thing that helps make a girl come.
10:29The single, most effective, highly recommended, enjoyed by all tool at your disposal.
10:36Trust.
10:37That's it.
10:39She's just gotta feel completely safe.
10:41Like, completely relaxed.
10:43But consent is key.
10:44And she can't consent if she doesn't feel safe.
10:47So you just, you just gotta figure out whatever makes this specific girl who is not Hannah feel safe.
10:53I'm just...
10:56Not sure I'm the kind of guy she should be trusting with this.
10:59Well, if she asked you, she thinks you are.
11:02Which is fucking hot.
11:06Just don't skin up on the foreplay.
11:09Yeah.
11:10Talking five play, six play.
11:12Yeah.
11:12Got it.
11:13You know?
11:13Mm-hmm.
11:13Right?
11:14Thanks.
11:14Good talk, man.
11:15Great talk.
11:19Sorry, I was...
11:21Justin.
11:22Hi.
11:23Yeah.
11:23It's easier ways to get my attention.
11:25Sorry.
11:26Yeah, I was just on my phone.
11:28I'm taking the piss.
11:28Don't worry about it.
11:30Yeah.
11:31My advisor really likes the song.
11:33Mostly.
11:34Okay.
11:34Yeah, mostly.
11:35Yeah.
11:35He has some notes, but it's getting there.
11:38Cool.
11:38Uh, you never replied to my text.
11:42Do you want to come over later and work on the song?
11:46Uh...
11:46Definitely yes, but uh, there's just one last thing I need to iron out before we dive into
11:51it.
11:53Um...
11:53Rain check?
11:54Rain check.
11:55Yeah.
11:56Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
11:58Cool.
11:58Cool, cool.
12:00Yeah.
12:01Yeah, bye.
12:02I guess.
12:03Bye.
12:03Bye.
12:03Hey.
12:07Hey.
12:09that's vertigo. You wanted lights, go see a show. You ran away, let's touch and go. You're scared of love.
12:17Where aren't we all? Where aren't we all?
12:23Where aren't we all?
12:36Hey. Hey.
12:38Hey.
12:49Is that dress?
12:50Ollie's.
12:52Yeah.
12:55Um, we did say seven, right?
12:59Yeah.
13:01Uh, come on up.
13:03That's vertigo. You wanted lights, go see a show. You ran away, let's touch and go. You're scared of love.
13:10Where aren't we all? Where aren't we all?
13:13Would you be, um, more comfortable wearing literally anything else?
13:21Maybe.
13:26Big vest.
13:37Uh, you don't need to turn around. You're about to see me naked.
13:42Yeah. But not until you want me to.
14:05Uh, all clear.
14:11Are nightgowns my thing now?
14:13Definitely.
14:19Uh, yeah, so are we gonna do it now?
14:24Oh, well, uh, I mean, as romantic as that is, um, here. Why don't you pick a song to play?
14:34Um, just, uh, set the mood a little.
14:37Set the mood? Ew, that's awful. I can't, I believe those words actually came out of your mouth.
14:44Uh, people say that.
14:47Okay, let me see.
14:51Wait, this is one of your most played songs?
14:54Which one?
14:55Shhh.
15:01I'm setting the mood.
15:09You're actually proving my point.
15:11The mood is set.
15:12Is that right?
15:13Please. This song is so sexy, makes me wanna do a sexy little dance.
15:20What is happening to me?
15:21The groove.
15:22The groove.
15:23It's taking over.
15:26Look.
15:29You're feeling it too.
15:31Oh.
15:35Okay.
15:37Oh, yeah. That's terrible. I love it.
15:48Okay.
16:06So here's the theme.
16:09Oh, yeah.
16:09Oh, my God.
16:42Oh, my God.
17:12Oh, my God.
17:41Oh, my God.
17:46What's wrong?
17:48Nothing.
17:49Nothing.
17:51I think we should stop.
17:54I don't want to stop.
17:56I can do this.
17:57No, you don't have to.
17:58But I want to.
18:09I'm sorry.
18:11I'm sorry.
18:12It's okay.
18:13This is what happens.
18:18I'm in it.
18:19I'm having fun.
18:20I feel good.
18:24And then I just, like, zoom out.
18:27I leave my body.
18:31It's like I'm sitting there watching myself from across the room going, like, what is wrong with you?
18:38Nothing.
18:41Nothing is wrong with you.
18:44What if they...
18:50What if I'm broken?
18:53You're not broken, Wellesie.
18:56You just don't trust me enough to fully let go, and that's okay.
19:00No, but I do trust you.
19:03I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
19:06But nothing is more vulnerable than sex.
19:11So, if you're not there yet, that sounds completely normal.
19:19Wow, that was surprisingly deep.
19:26I do have another idea.
19:29I mean, if you're willing to hear it.
19:33Yeah, okay, sure.
19:36Instead of me giving you an orgasm,
19:42why don't you give yourself one?
19:46That's not going to prove anything.
19:48I do that all the time.
19:50Oh, do you?
19:51Yeah.
19:52Good.
19:54Then,
19:56show me.
20:14And I'll show you.
20:35Missou.
20:46Hmm,
20:50Phillippa?
20:52If,
21:03hhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjp?
21:45Stay here.
21:48Stay with me.
22:25Oh my god, I did it.
22:34Thanks.
22:36No, no.
22:39Thank you, that was...
22:43Thanks.
22:56So what now?
23:03Drunk Shakespeare?
23:04Who's drunk?
23:05Like the actors or the audience?
23:07Everyone.
23:08Last year's Hamlet got so drunk that he made out with the ghost of his own father.
23:12Yikes.
23:13Yeah.
23:14Okay, well, wish Allie luck for me.
23:16Yeah.
23:18Jackpot.
23:20Always counting Tucker to make too much pasta salad.
23:25Why does he always put Brussels sprouts in it?
23:27Yum.
23:28All right, give me.
23:30Yeah, you always just got a little bacon on it.
23:31All right.
23:45I told you that was a sexy song.
23:48Gotta say, I'm surprised it's one of your most played.
23:50Kind of doesn't fit in with your whole, I'm a cool hockey man that listens to classic rock
23:54image.
23:55Hey, I'm a cool hockey man that contains multitudes, so...
24:04But actually, my mom used to play me all kinds of music.
24:08Yeah, she sounds cool.
24:09Yeah, she was cool.
24:11She had a huge record collection.
24:13She used to let me pick one out to play whenever my dad...
24:18Got too...
24:19Intense.
24:24How do you feel when you listen to that song?
24:27Why do you ask?
24:28It was just something my advisor said.
24:31Uh, I guess...
24:34I don't know.
24:35It makes me feel bold.
24:37Bold?
24:38Yeah, like to just say, I like you, deal with it.
24:42That's badass.
24:44Yeah, it is badass.
24:51You know, I was thinking...
24:57Sorry.
24:59Where were we?
25:00I actually probably should go.
25:03Oh, are you sure?
25:05Yeah.
25:05Yeah, I have a lot to do for the showcase and classes and...
25:10Yeah, uh...
25:12But, uh, thank you for your service.
25:14It's much appreciated.
25:19See you soon?
25:20Yeah, okay.
25:22Um, I'll text you.
25:32So, Garrett made you come.
25:33No.
25:36Uh, and you broke up with Sean.
25:38Yeah.
25:38Yeah, and you're not freaking out.
25:40No.
25:40Because if you were freaking out, I could break out the emergency stash of hot Cheetos.
25:45No.
25:45I can't let myself become Eats Her Feelings Alley.
25:48Because if I do that, I'll just keep backsliding through Raging Diva Alley, and then Complete and Total Breakdown Alley,
25:54and then next thing you know, I'll be Insurance Queen of Dorset Vermont Alley.
25:57God help us all.
25:58No, I promised myself.
26:00This has to be the last time.
26:02It has to stick.
26:03I'm actually doing pretty well so far.
26:05Like, I don't even really miss Sean.
26:09I believe you.
26:10Uh, even if you are wearing his sweatshirt.
26:14This isn't his sweatshirt.
26:16Um.
26:23Oh, my God.
26:24I am a woman possessed.
26:27Anne, you gotta help me.
26:28I lied.
26:29I already ate the Cheetos.
26:31I licked the bag clean.
26:32Who is that?
26:33Who is that?
26:34Is it Garrett?
26:35Is it Justin?
26:35Like, please distract me with the sordid details of the intricate web that is your love life.
26:39Uh, it's Justin.
26:42So you're still into him?
26:44Of course I am.
26:44I worked out this whole orgasm problem so that I could be with him, didn't I?
26:49Well, yeah, yeah, but, I don't know, you might be digmatized by Garrett.
26:52You're gonna be the first.
26:54Yeah.
26:56Okay.
26:57I'll admit it.
26:58The night was kind of perfect.
27:01Garrett made me feel really safe.
27:03And a lot of really, really good other things, but doesn't magically turn him into someone else, you know?
27:10No, you gotta take him at face value.
27:12Right, exactly.
27:14And the guy can't get through a single conversation without someone trying to sext him.
27:18Which is fine, because I got the orgasm, which is what I wanted.
27:23It's just an arrangement between friends.
27:26Yeah, and this won't make your friendship weird at all.
27:30We had a plan.
27:31The plan worked.
27:33There will be absolutely no weirdness whatsoever.
27:36It was so weird.
27:38Yeah, well, girls don't usually love it when other girls snap you during a hookup.
27:42Logan, this is Bernardo.
27:44Protect him with your life.
27:45Your life.
27:46Why do you care how the night ended anyway?
27:47Because he didn't want it to end.
27:50What?
27:50You guys have been talking about this all practice, and the answer seems pretty obvious.
27:58Hey, does Logan seem off to you guys today?
28:00What do you mean?
28:01I don't know.
28:02Bunch of missed passes, flub to goal, stuff like that.
28:04What?
28:04No, not you.
28:05Birdie.
28:06What do you mean?
28:06What's obvious?
28:07You're into her, dude.
28:08Fuck.
28:09I think you're right.
28:10All right, he's all over the place.
28:11Shut up, Joe.
28:12I should tell her.
28:13Yep.
28:14Like today?
28:15Yep.
28:17Shit, he's going to drunk Shakespeare later.
28:19Sounds like you're going to drunk Shakespeare.
28:20Hey, Joe, watch Bernardo.
28:22Who?
28:26Who's going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:27Anna.
28:28Bernardo.
28:28Amazing, I'm there.
28:30Hold this for Birdie.
28:33But why are we going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:35We are not going anywhere.
28:37Birdie thinks I should tell Hannah how I feel about her.
28:40How do you feel about her?
28:41Dooms.
28:42Finally.
28:43I'm telling you it's the right move, G.
28:45We all fuck with Wellesie and I think she's good for you.
28:49No!
28:50Bernardo, ow!
28:51Okay.
28:52We're going to drunk Shakespeare.
29:03Okay, dramatic entrance.
29:05Whatever.
29:06Seriously.
29:07What's your damage, Heather?
29:08Nothing, just a shitty practice.
29:10Really?
29:12That's it?
29:13Yeah.
29:14That's it.
29:15Garrett, he was just so busy talking about Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes and
29:19it just made me look bad.
29:21Ah.
29:22I see what's happening.
29:23This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.
29:26What?
29:28That's...
29:29I...
29:29I don't...
29:32Convincing.
29:33Don't bother.
29:34I saw the way you were staring at her at karaoke.
29:35This is so like you.
29:37You want things you can't have.
29:38No, I don't.
29:38You need a fucking wake-up call.
29:40Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush, but you can't.
29:43You don't have a guaranteed deal with the Bruins.
29:45Jules, I get it.
29:46You've been passed over twice in the draft.
29:48Your chances of making it to the NHL are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet.
29:51And if you don't make it, it's you and Mom.
29:53At the garage.
29:55Forever.
29:57Is that what you want?
30:00No, it's not what I fucking want.
30:02I'm just saying.
30:04If you're going to chase an impossible dream, chase one that actually matters.
30:21This mingle with the audience before the show schtick is such hacky student director bullshit.
30:26It's immersive for breaking down the aesthetic distance.
30:28Give me a fucking break.
30:29Whoa, babe.
30:30Maybe we've turned the corner into Raging Diva Alley.
30:32Oh, maybe you've turned the corner into Cuntsville.
30:36I'm so sorry.
30:37I didn't mean that.
30:38No, it's okay.
30:39It's your first show at Briar without Sean.
30:42Yeah, you just really used to help calm me down, you know?
30:44I'm kind of nervous.
30:46Yeah.
30:46Maybe it is making me a little bit of a...
30:48Catherine!
30:49Don't touch a prop that's not yours!
31:04Hey.
31:04Hey.
31:05Hey!
31:06You're here!
31:11What?
31:12What are you...
31:13What are you doing here?
31:14I'm glad you're here, but...
31:16Uh, well, Beau recruited me.
31:17I have to steal this from Tucker.
31:18It's fine.
31:19Oh, my...
31:20It's all right?
31:21Are you kidding me?
31:22Hey, well, is he?
31:23Hey.
31:24Jordan?
31:25Justin.
31:26Oh, right.
31:26Yeah.
31:27Yeah, sorry.
31:27My bad.
31:28That's all good, man.
31:29Uh, is Beau and Dean Drago here?
31:31Yeah, man.
31:32Well, you know Dean.
31:33He's persuasive.
31:34What about you, bro?
31:35You big Shakespeare guy?
31:36Uh, not really, but, uh, Hannah told me she was coming, so, here I am.
31:42Oh, she did?
31:43She did.
31:45Looks like the show's starting.
31:48Yeah.
31:48Do you want to go to sit?
31:50Couch is free.
31:52Yeah, yeah, we should probably sit.
31:54Yeah.
31:55See you around, man.
31:56Yeah, brother.
32:12Come on, bitches.
32:14Let me hear you all scream for our gay show.
32:18A Midsummer Night's Scream!
32:26Now, virgins oft find drunk Shakespeare scary.
32:30If it's your first time, I'll pop your cherry.
32:34Now, there's only one rule, my sweet, gentle twinks.
32:37When an actor calls wine, everyone drinks.
32:42I like that.
32:43So that's great.
32:46What?
32:46What?
32:50No.
32:51I'm so sorry, everyone.
32:52It seems that the actors that we're going to play, our four young lovers,
32:57have all been struck by a terrible affliction.
33:01True love?
33:02No, gonorrhea.
33:04Oh!
33:09We'll be needing some brave volunteers from the audience.
33:14Just have a...
33:14You go.
33:15You go.
33:16Well, would you look at this couple.
33:21And give it up for our Hermia and Lysander!
33:34Bitch, I love this.
33:36Yeah.
33:37Okay, next, I need a big, strong man to play Demetrius.
33:43Me, Garrett Graham, I want to be in the show.
33:44Oh, shut the...
33:45Oh, I think you can't tell her how you feel sitting here on your ass.
33:48Come on.
33:48Come here, pookie.
33:50That's okay.
33:50No, I'm all right.
33:51Give your arse now.
33:53Come on, G.
33:54Yeah!
33:54All right, all right.
33:55Yeah!
34:02Okay.
34:03Now, we just need a Helena.
34:05She's a real messy bitch who wants to get in Demetrius' pants.
34:10Can anyone relate?
34:16Allow me.
34:18Not even going to wait to be picked.
34:21That is messy.
34:22Let's hear it for our four young lovers!
34:25From the game, right?
34:27Hannah.
34:28Please, everyone knows the girl who locked down Garrett Graham.
34:31Uh, no.
34:31No, I didn't lock him.
34:33I mean, we're not locked.
34:35He is free to unlock anyone he wants.
34:38Some drama.
34:39All right, Hermia, let's get you all caught up.
34:45All right, you're in love with Lysander.
34:48Oh.
34:50But your big, bad daddy is forcing you to marry Demetrius.
35:00What say you, Hermia?
35:04But daddy, I love him!
35:06Daddy, she wants him!
35:17Now, after this, we've got like 10 minutes of rude mechanicals BS.
35:22So, feel free to help yourselves to our wet bar.
35:27Okay.
35:31So your life is practice, class, repeat, and now also the theater.
35:36Can we seriously not do this right now?
35:38Do what?
35:39You're broadening your horizons.
35:42I think it's fun.
35:47Looks like Hannah's broadening her horizons, too.
35:53You know, you didn't have to mess with her like that.
35:55She's not my girlfriend.
35:57But you clearly want her to be.
35:59No, I don't.
35:59Please, you can deny it all you want, but I looked at you the same way for months.
36:05Yes.
36:08Kendall, about the way that I ended things, I was kind of a dick.
36:12Don't.
36:14Don't apologize to me.
36:15Just make yourself feel better.
36:16I was just going to say, you know, it sucks when you like someone and they don't like you back.
36:21It does.
36:22If I knew just how much it sucked, I probably would have done some things differently.
36:29So, I'm sorry.
36:32It really...
36:33Will you accept my apology if I promise to keep feeling bad about it?
36:38I was having so much fun being a bitch.
36:42Fine.
36:43Yeah, okay.
36:43I accept.
36:48I don't know.
36:50Marvel.
36:50It's foul, but it's effective.
36:55I see that neighbor eat the system, they can ask of me.
36:58What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
37:01I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.
37:05Mine ear is much enamored of thy note.
37:08And so is mine eye enthralled to thy...
37:17To thy...
37:18To thy...
37:20Smile.
37:24And thy sweatshirt.
37:27And how surprisingly ripped thou art.
37:29And how thou always made me chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes because thou knowest I want both,
37:34even though thou aren't really eating carbs right now.
37:37And so what if thou favors missionary?
37:39Methinks I could get on board with missionary.
37:41Oh, sweet bottom.
37:43Out to Vermont.
37:44Do not desire to go.
37:46Please, do not desire to go.
37:58Holy shit, she's incredible.
38:00Yeah, man.
38:00She really is.
38:05Line.
38:12Line.
38:15Line.
38:15Line.
38:17He said it.
38:18Well, he said it.
38:19That's the word, Glenn.
38:20You got it.
38:23Okay, I understand you're confusing.
38:25This is what's happening here.
38:26I am...
38:27I'm fucked up, man.
38:28Line.
38:30It's not even your line.
38:32Excuse me, I'm thirsty.
38:34Okay, are these drama kids better than drinking?
38:36No, no, no, no.
38:37I get it, I get it.
38:37What's going on?
38:38I totally get it.
38:42Pyramus and Fisbee are us all.
38:43Good.
38:44Hmm?
38:44All right?
38:44Well done.
38:45You see, Tuck?
38:47Tuck here.
38:51Welcome back, my lover.
38:56Ooh.
38:57Looks like you two had a good time.
39:00And it's about to get even better.
39:04I made this love potion special for the boys.
39:09It's a real knockout.
39:11And wouldn't you know it, when they came to, they only had eyes for Helena.
39:17I didn't know that.
39:18I didn't know that.
39:20I didn't know that.
39:21Okay, loving this.
39:23But, fools and mortals, who will win fair Helena's hand?
39:29How is a bucks a maiden ever to decide?
39:32Oh, I know.
39:35Oh, I know.
39:36How about a good old-fashioned dance-off?
39:40Which one of you wants to take the pole first?
39:53What the fuck?
39:54Fuck you guys.
39:56What's up, man?
39:57What's up, man?
39:57I just want to have you seen.
39:59I just want to have you seen.
40:01I just want to have you seen.
40:01I just want to have you seen.
40:02What the fuck?
40:03Hey.
40:03Oh, there's something left!
40:06There's something left!
40:22You know, I was thinking about asking you out.
40:30The only reason I didn't was because I thought you and Garrett were serious, but...
40:35I guess you know.
40:41Nope. Definitely not serious.
40:43Cool.
40:45Look, I'm not normally into theater, but...
40:49I'm really glad I came.
40:53Yeah, me too.
40:54Yeah.
41:30Yeah, me too.
41:35You and Justin, you and Justin, back together.
41:37Yeah, well, all's well that ends well.
41:41That's Shakespeare.
41:42Yeah, I know.
41:43Sorry.
41:47Um...
41:49Actually...
41:50Justin said he wants to ask me out.
41:53Uh, congratulations. That's, uh...
41:57Yeah, you...
41:58did it.
42:03Yeah.
42:04Yeah, uh...
42:08So, I guess this means our deal is...
42:12officially over?
42:15Right?
42:17Oh, yeah, right.
42:21Yeah.
42:22Yeah, I mean, I got you the grade.
42:24And I got you the guy.
42:28Hey.
42:30I want us over there for Coat & Coal.
42:33Ready?
42:34Sure.
42:35Sorry.
42:36Hm?
43:17You're getting some good power behind the shot.
43:19Still going wide.
43:21Not as long as you keep it in the rink.
43:24Remember Eastwood? Freshman year?
43:26Yeah.
43:27That wasn't on me, alright?
43:28Birdie took the shot, it just deflected off my stick.
43:31And Bragg Steve.
43:31I bought him a beer, he's fine.
43:36Hey, sir, I couldn't make the Shakespeare today.
43:40Yeah, it's okay.
43:42Not eating this much.
43:45So...
43:46You and Hannah?
43:50I don't know what I was thinking.
43:53I don't have time for a girlfriend.
43:57Yeah, I'm sorry, man.
44:01I know you're really into it.
44:05It's fine.
44:08There's a plan in place for me.
44:10Team Captain, Frozen Four, Bruins.
44:14All I gotta do is follow through.
44:15It's a good plan.
44:17People would kill to have that plan.
44:18Right, right, exactly.
44:21Hannah was just a distraction.
44:25Yeah, I mean...
44:27Sometimes you don't get...
44:30everything you want.
44:34But...
44:36you're Garrett Graham.
44:38Alright?
44:40Things are gonna work out for you.
44:42Okay?
44:42They always do.
44:47Yeah, well, for you too, man.
44:48It's me and you on the Bruins.
44:50That's the dream, right?
44:51Yeah, that's the dream.
44:53Mm-hmm.
44:55Anyway, I was gonna hit up my logs if you wanted to join.
44:59You look like you could use it.
45:01That's alright, I'm gonna stay.
45:03Sure.
45:04Yeah.
45:04Alright, man.
45:05See you later.
45:06Alright, bud.
45:13Let's go.
45:20Let's go.
45:36Let's go.
45:37Let's go.
45:40Let's go.
45:41Let's go.
45:43Let's go.
45:44Let's go.
45:45Let's go.
45:47Let's go.
45:48Let's go.
45:49Let's go.
45:49I know.
45:49I said I wouldn't call.
45:52And that's how Ellen the difference between Billy Joe Armstrong and Haley Joel Osment.
45:58Yeah, that's funny.
46:03Hey, I'm really glad we got to spend some time together.
46:07Outside of rehearsals.
46:09Yeah, same.
46:13I fucking love this song.
46:17Why do you love it so much?
46:18Well, I mean, for starters, the bass line and the way it interacts with the lead guitar, it's-
46:23No, I'm sorry.
46:25I actually mean, what does it make you feel?
46:29I mean, jealous I didn't ride at first.
46:33Uh, why?
46:34What does it make you feel?
46:37Uh, nothing.
46:40I mean, they're not for everyone, so.
46:43Yeah.
46:46Hey, this-
46:47This party's kinda dead, right?
46:50Do you wanna come back to mine and-
46:52Justin.
46:52Let me guess.
46:54Rain check?
46:57Not quite.
46:58Not quite.
47:14This is Garrett.
47:15No phones allowed on the ice, so.
47:18Leave a message.
47:18The air.
47:22In the air, no.
47:25No.
47:28No.
47:39No, no.
47:43No.
47:44No.
47:44No.
47:45No.
47:45No.
47:46No.
47:47I need you so, baby, even though you don't need me, you don't need me, baby, now that I've found
48:01you, I can let you go, I've built my world around you, I need you so, baby, even though you
48:12don't need me, you don't need me.
48:18Baby, baby, since first we met, I knew in this heart of mine, the love we had could not be
48:31bad, I played it right and I bide my time.
48:38I spend a lifetime looking for somebody to give me love like you.
48:48Now you've told me that you wanna leave me, darling, I just can't let you.
48:58Baby, now that I've found you, I can't let you go, I've built my world around you, I need you
49:09so.
49:10Baby, even though you don't need me, you don't need me.
49:18Baby, even though you don't need me.
49:19Baby, even though you don't need me, I just can't let you go, I can't let you go, I can't
49:34let you go, I can't let you go, that I can't let you go.
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