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00:03Miniskirt Athletics 2026
00:10There are various sports this year.
00:13This is the main event this year, right?
00:14This is the main feature.
00:15The main sport of the year is
00:18This time, it's a competition between Ueda's team and the idol team.
00:23Is this Ueda's first appearance?
00:26This is the first time miniskirts have appeared in track and field.
00:27please
00:28please
00:28Champion, are you going to do this kind of work again?
00:33This is where we start.
00:35We are an idol group.
00:36thank you
00:38It's been a long time.
00:41You've reached a point where you no longer need to do things like this.
00:44Isn't that right?
00:44I thought I had worked hard for the past three years with that in mind.
00:47I mean, you only ever come on this show, right?
00:52This is the only one they'll call you, right?
00:55This is your first appearance, right, Ikari-kun?
00:56This is my first time.
00:57This is my first time trying this.
00:59I'll really leave this field to someone to take over from me.
01:02came
01:03I've been a fan of Juri ever since around middle school.
01:06He's so cool, Juri has always been like this
01:10Stop it now, it's not convincing.
01:14Panchera NG Miniskirt Track and Field 2026 Opening Ceremony 15 inches above the knee
01:21Wearing a short miniskirt, she takes on various challenges.
01:25However, if underwear is visible, then the men wearing skirts
01:35If you miss this exciting battle
02:09If you don't get over that wall you'll be disqualified, that stock over there
02:12I've seen him throw like this, using his back muscles, probably to release it upwards.
02:17I think we can get away with not showing the guy throwing it.
02:21Shall we go with barrel throwing? Let's try barrel throwing, Type 1
02:26The eyes must throw the barrel until they are completely submerged, without showing their underwear.
02:30So, can they do it? Well, first up is Ueda's team. Yes, they probably have the most power.
02:35—There probably is, Nakatani, Nakatani, I'll go. I'll do the exercise, that used machine
02:41I used to do gymnastics, so, uh, I can declare that I'm exercising, is this okay? Is this 15cm?
02:48Isn't this too much? Aren't you raising it too much?
02:51Attendant, did you go and show it off? Is it 15cm above the knee already?
02:58Wait, on the other hand, isn't the top part of this skirt too short below the knee?
03:05The lowest part and the base of the ball are exactly the same. This is the lower half
03:11I can't use my whole body, only my upper body. I understand. Have a good trip. Yes, please.
03:44If it were the second time, that would be enough, but that's not enough to get the crowd going.
03:47I don't know
03:49Well, it's not that big of a deal, but I think it'll end up looking something like this. This is definitely exciting.
03:55I want to kiss you, right? Right? Can you see it? Can you see it?
04:01Oh, I can see it, I can see it really clearly, you might not even realize it.
04:06But the official cameraman was shaking his head, so it's not even worth discussing.
04:11It's no good, it won't happen like this, it's no good at all, it can't go up, please.
04:15What do you want to do? I'm really sorry, but I'm the first one, is it okay if I go?
04:21No, please go ahead and be the leader. Two people are trying for the first time, so just once.
04:25I'll show you, I have to show you, that's true, yes, power and all that
04:28No, it's because they've shown their pants before, so they've shown them before.
04:32You can't show it, you can't show it, you can't show it
04:34No, don't show it, don't show it, show me the history you've been hiding.
04:35Having come here, Tanaka-kun seems to have a lot of spring in his step, so he's still doing strength training.
04:39Yes, we're all working on physical transformation right now, you know, quite a lot.
04:43That's good, I think I can do it like this, but it's not moving, so let's go.
04:49I wonder if there are various things
04:50You're free to hold it however you like, so please, Mr. Tanaka, go ahead. I see.
04:55Here it comes, do your best, really? Oh, wow, really? That was amazing, amazing!
05:06Wow, this is definitely not visible, it definitely wasn't visible.
05:46Wow, wow, this is amazing! Yoshi's presence is cool too.
05:52It's amazing, I don't show my underwear that easily anymore.
05:57Wow, that's impressive, I can't play around with this anymore, yes yes 50 centimeters
06:03So you have to surpass the record to get up, I see. 50 seconds
06:06Huh? Well, then our champion is...
06:08Yeah, yeah, Akagi, listen up, you're good at sports, I've always
06:11I played baseball, so that's true until high school. Ueda-san was good at barrel throwing.
06:15If I hadn't said I wanted to go, I wouldn't have gone. I'm not going yet.
06:19I didn't choose it, it's not coming out, it's not coming out, go and see, go and see
06:23Look, go and see
06:38Yes, Mr. Akagi said he has athletic ability.
06:44Here's the challenge, go ahead huh?
06:51Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
07:00It wasn't like Panchinra or anything, it was totally impossible, no, stop it
07:05But it was heavy, wasn't it? I didn't humiliate them too much, so this is an idol team.
07:11I think there are 10 points. Wow, wow. Okay, so which one is best?
07:22I think there are probably some members in our group who can go, so let's go!
07:25I can do the long jump. I can run the long jump. Yes, for the past 12 years, what
07:31The long jump in miniskirts, which has been held many times,
07:35The highest record was 2.80 meters by Yukimoto-san in third place.
07:41Julie-kun came in 2nd place with 2.96 meters, and surprisingly, 1st place was 3
07:47Daisuke Naito was on at 16 meters, he was on, he was on
07:53So, that's about the limit for the record, so it's not really possible.
07:57It's better not to try to fly ahead; about 3 meters is sufficient.
07:59So, who's going first? Excuse me, Mandy.
08:04Please, Mandy, is it me? I think we'll set a huge record, how do you fly?
08:08Is that okay?
08:09I think that turtle was probably running like this and then jumping sideways.
08:14It's fine as long as it doesn't show up in the picture, the camera is facing straight ahead in the middle.
08:18Yes, sideways, no sideways, and yet it jumped 2.8 meters. Amazing.
08:21Okay, then, staff fan please. Oh, where is the idol?
08:29What is this? No matter what angle you look at it from, I don't think it's an idol.
08:34I'm an athlete, so I can just declare myself an athlete idol.
08:37That's right, that's right.
08:42Okay, so Mandy, are you ready? Yes, let's go. Good luck!
08:50This camera is perfectly fine, it's okay to be in the picture, good, good
08:58Delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious delicious good It was good
09:01Maybe. Let's start by listening to the records. Good 3 meters.
09:05It's 50 huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
09:10No, no, no, no, no, that's too high, a new record.
09:15If not, it would be a new record, wow, amazing, amazing, amazing, wow, it's on TV
09:19It wasn't there, it was amazing, amazing, amazing 50, no, I think it was okay, seriously?
09:57I can't see it at all, wow, amazing, amazing, wow, wow wow
10:03No, no, no, no, no, this should be fine, it's not white yet, right?
10:08It's the key to the key, it's the key, it's the key, this is the key.
10:12at
10:13Didn't you see it for just a split second? Didn't you see her right thigh?
10:18The image quality is poor, so it's okay.
10:21What do you mean by "the image is blurry"?
10:26Let's walk
10:27Aren't those pants?
10:29If the image is blurry, it won't be mistaken for underwear, so it's fine.
10:34Prepare a good image.
10:37Isn't that a shoe?
10:38Those are shoes, right?
10:56I think this would be quite a record even if we gathered people all over Japan and did it together.
11:06This is Nakatani's jumping ability.
11:14Did you do gymnastics?
11:15In gymnastics, there are definitely areas where one's strengths lie.
11:17Are you doing Nagaba?
11:19Aren't you going to do it?
11:20Want to do it?
11:22I won't do it now.
11:24They did a lot of warm-up exercises, though.
11:28Okay, then, Mr. Nakatani, please go ahead.
11:59yes
12:02Whether they can see or what they're doing, well, I don't know, but they can probably see.
12:06There's one too, it's a 3-meter 50cm monster, what do we do?
12:11So what are we going to be shown now?
12:16It doesn't matter if it's the government or whatever, it's delicious.
12:20ah
13:49Finally
15:16But even if it's late, the one whose underwear isn't visible wins, right?
15:19That's right.
15:20Okay, let's give it a go. So, who goes first? I'll go, director.
15:24Okay, that's fine, so please go ahead. This way, Igari will go here.
15:28Inogari's first appearance against Ueda is a panty shot
15:34Can you avoid it? You two are behind the official camera.
15:41The goal is to see who wins after turning around the cone and coming back.
15:46Let's do it!
15:52Okay, okay
15:59Hey hey
16:00Hey hey
16:00Hey hey
16:02Hey hey
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16:04Hey hey
16:04Hey hey
16:05Hey hey
16:32Okay, let's take a look.
16:48You know those white lines?
17:31Let's take a look then.
20:03This might be bad.
20:06Side to side
20:08That was really great.
20:41We'll be sending personnel from here.
20:45Maybe Akagi can't see it?
21:00What about Akagi?
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