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Celebs Go Dating - Season 15 Episode 4
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00:01Previously on celebs go day in the class of 2026 were thrust into their very first mixer
00:08Right first of all who's gay and who's not and with the agents watching on from their love bunker
00:14David is having a ball. Yes
00:16It was a confident start with David potsy
00:20Get again, okay there
00:24And Lucinda
00:25I'm the violin. Yeah, I'm loving life, but the vibe I like the vibe but one person who wasn't feeling
00:31the vibes was pro G
00:32Aka no vibe Steven with a ph two things. I don't fare very well with group enthusiasm for socializing
00:39Yeah
00:40Yeah, and Colleen wasn't in the mood for mixing either. Are you very nervous? Yes
00:47And turtleneck big boy Jay Haskell was failing to impress as well
00:55Oh
00:57This is really bad dude's got no game no chat and when we left Gabby she was having a big
01:03sweaty freak-out
01:06Okay, where do I go now?
01:07This is daunting. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't know what's going on here with Gabby. I feel like
01:12Am I talking to you too many people to confuse in me so stressed that she doesn't know what to
01:18do
01:23I think I might go another word. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, okay
01:34Gabby!
01:35Ida. What's up? What's going on? I'm so stressed
01:37I can hear. I can hear. That's why I've just darted out to see you. What's happened?
01:41I just
01:41I'm very overwhelmed
01:45The mixer is very intimidating
01:47I've never had to walk into a room and talk to as many guys as possible. Normally they talk to
01:52me
01:52So I feel like backdooring it getting on my sofa with my dog. I'm not talking to anyone
01:59Breathe it out. You've had some really good chats already. Yeah, but I'm still
02:03You've got the confidence got the external confidence. Let's build that inner confidence now. Okay. I think go with your
02:08butt
02:08What is your butt telling you now?
02:12Stop fannying around. Excellent. So let's stop fannying about you are Gabby, right? And you are hot shit
02:19My friends always hear to me. You're Gabby Alan
02:23Well, on that note then, go get your man
02:26I'll see you on the side. Okay, you know what? Anna's race. I'm gonna grow a pair
02:31I'm gonna get me confident boots on and I'm gonna go in there and show them what I've got
02:36Well, Gabby effing Alan saw the boots
02:38You need to get your skates on because what the celebs don't know is that the agents are brewing up
02:43one big old twist at the end of this mother
02:48Well, what is it Paul?
02:50The twist is at the end of the mixer the celebrities will pick just one person that they will be
02:55spending a lot of time with
02:58It won't just be a date. We are skipping right to the mini vacay stage as we're whisking them away
03:04abroad
03:06Holy cow brundog. I did not see that coming. How do you guys dream this stuff up?
03:11Absolute trailblazers. It is so good. Well done, Paul. Yeah, yeah
03:16I need to drink
03:16Ace up anybody anybody will somebody get gabby alan a drink and someone else with a right thirst on is
03:23lucinda
03:23Who's working the room tapping up all the hot young dudes and uh this guy you are
03:29Outrageous
03:30Me?
03:31Look at that moustache
03:32Hello
03:33What is this? What's your name?
03:36Sorry, I'm Steve
03:37G'day Steve. I'm loving your style. I'm Lucinda
03:40I'm intrigued by Steve. I love his outfit, the dappiness, the decadence, the ridiculous moustache. I want to get to
03:48know him
03:48You want to grab on to the you know the moustache handlebars
03:52Oh, don't touch it. You can whenever you like
03:55You can touch if you want. You are outrageous. I love it. Lucinda is naughty. Her body language is like
04:03Penetrating like she is showing interest. I'll get called uh um
04:07Monopoly man. Oh, yeah, you're a bit of Monopoly now
04:10I get called the guy off go compare. Okay. Yeah, various
04:15I bet you really own up. I mean that's wild
04:19I said don't touch it. Oh god
04:22So as Lucinda strokes his tip
04:25Across the bar potsy's got his own stash as he's collected a bevy of men who are all vying for
04:30a place on his upper lip
04:32Hello. Oh, here we go. There you go. Oh, Gideon is giving David a gift. That's a bold move. It
04:39is
04:40Guys are you taking note? I've got a present
04:45There you go. Okay, you did it right on the label did it? I'm so sorry
04:49That could have been for anyone. That'll save you two quid at card factory
04:52Right
04:55It's a picture of your future husband, so it's important to take notes
05:00I think it's bold to bring somebody a present to a mixer. I feel like one of my love language
05:06is receiving gifts
05:07Until you realize what the gift days
05:10Ask me for my job. Oh, who's this muscly hunk trying to muscle in on giddy's moment?
05:15I mean, you're very fashionable. Maybe something in fashion. I'm a firefighter
05:21Explains the safety goggles and that's game over for you Gideon
05:25Fire man. Don't ask me to take my horse out
05:29So if I just burst into flames at any time you can put me out
05:33I would take my horse out then
05:34Well, someone call 999. No, not for the fire brigade to extinguish David. There's an emergency at the bar
05:41We've got a panic situation at four o'clock. Stephen with a ph has been surrounded by a cluster of
05:46beautiful women
05:47What are you looking for in a lady in this environment? I don't know the answer to that. Yeah
05:52Yeah, I don't I'm just yeah no expectations no preconceived ideas
05:57I mean, you must have like a type right or a preference. Come on, Steve. You must like something
06:03Is there any one where you're like again?
06:05No, this is new, but I don't know what I can offer, but I think that's a step in a
06:10different direction if not the right one
06:12Yeah
06:12Come on mate, they're loving you. Embrace it. He's just being interviewed by multiple women at the moment
06:18And he's like holy shit. Maybe I need to just encourage him to pull more people to the side
06:23I think it's now time to gently encourage
06:27Gorgeous girls asking you loads of questions. What could be wrong with that? I'll tell you what there's way too
06:32much noise
06:32I'm completely overstimulated and I don't know if this is owing to me being neurodivergent, but what I'm thinking is
06:38get me out of here
06:40We'd love to see you do more one-on-ones
06:42Okay, because we notice is that you're in a lot of group scenarios
06:46But if you're one-on-one you might be able to explore a little bit more about the person because
06:52that will allow you
06:53To fully vet if they're the right person to decide on. Okay. Yeah
06:58It's not that cool. As our resident g pcb g's up big pro g jesus gabby's found man mounting deji
07:05at the bar long boy
07:07Does anything get you spicy?
07:10What do you mean by spicy? Like just something that like what makes you tick?
07:14Music. I play the piano. Do you?
07:16But I had a few lessons when I was younger, but it just didn't maybe my fingers are too short
07:26So as gabby tries to get hold of deji's digits
07:29Across the bar rugby man lump james haskell is about to tackle another group of ladies
07:36I was built for a mixer. I love chatting. I played in front of big crowds both djing and rugby
07:44I was made to chat and socialize
07:47I hope people are taking notes on this one
07:49What about you grace with you?
07:51I own it a lot
07:52Someone told me that I need botox
07:53Oh, I'd have a field day on your head
07:55Would you, would you?
07:58I haven't got more of a foot, I've got an eight head
07:59We can start that
08:00I always embrace mine, I like the way I have a balloon
08:02I go
08:02Oh man, Bob don't know
08:04If I said you won the lottery
08:06Or there's been an explosion
08:08I wouldn't know the difference
08:09You're like
08:13James is giving me like drunk dude at a bar vibes
08:16Or as Anna also calls them easy pickings
08:19This is bad
08:20It's bad
08:21I mean haskell you're gonna have to do better than that
08:23I'm gonna walk around here go
08:25I was sandwiched between two men
08:27And I was all right
08:28I was like no we're not you
08:29Sorry
08:29Oh god
08:31I'll just go then
08:32I think I'll just leave
08:33So as turtlenecks jaskill retreats like a turtle head in a service station toilet
08:38Popping her head out proudly at the other end of the bar is daytime chat queen colleen nolan
08:43If I went on a first date with someone
08:46Who's paying?
08:46I would think I would want him to pay
08:48Oh yeah absolutely
08:49But after that
08:50I would
08:51Then it's 50-50
08:53And colleen's loose patter seems to have caught the attention of joel at the bar
08:57Curtains?
08:58I'm just looking for someone with a pulse
09:00I don't care how much money they've got
09:01Can you have a pulse?
09:02Can you have a drink?
09:03Pudding?
09:03Can you go and have a drink?
09:04Yeah
09:04Yeah
09:06Oh dear
09:07Poor joel right
09:08He's trying he's attempting he's doing everything to get colleen's attention
09:12She's giving him nothing right he's trying to get her a drink
09:16She's not even acknowledging it and she actually needs another drink
09:21Vegetary
09:21And I've met a few that are I can tell like gabby
09:25Because gabby's hot
09:26Is that a drink colleen?
09:28Or like a drink?
09:29Yeah
09:29Another one
09:30Yes
09:30Yes
09:31Rum was it
09:32Do you have to pay for it?
09:33Rum
09:33Yeah
09:33Oh good
09:34Oh no no fine
09:36You haven't got any money with me so
09:39Colleen is not a rude lady or anything
09:41No
09:41She's a very sweet lady
09:43But I think I think what we've seen in this very short time already getting to know her
09:48Is that she lacks so much self-confidence
09:51One of us needs to talk to her
09:52Yeah
09:52Leave it a minute paul
09:54The poor geezer's finally got her to the bar for a one-on-one
09:57Give him a chance
09:58But over in the corner it looks like p-dog's pearls of wisdom are paying off though
10:02Because pro-g has progressed to a little sit-down meetup with rafina
10:06What's wrong for you?
10:08I'm a dental hygienist
10:09Oh yeah
10:09Amazing
10:10Yeah
10:11Yeah I need to see my hygienist
10:14I'm off duty today so don't ask me any teeth
10:16Oh okay
10:17Yeah
10:17No I wasn't about to ask you to look at my teeth
10:19Far from it
10:20Yeah
10:20Sexy
10:21So as Stephen with a ph tries to hide the gaping cavity that is his flirting skills
10:26Dr. T's emerged from her spy hole
10:28Colleen
10:29Oh
10:29Hello
10:30Hello
10:30Hi
10:30To give Colleen's chat a polish and hopefully make her shine
10:33Hello
10:34How are you feeling?
10:35I'm so old school
10:36I've just never done this
10:38Well
10:38A lot of people have never done this
10:40No but I mean normally you would go to a bar or whatever a club and a guy would come
10:44up and go
10:45I've been looking at you and I think you're really and that's how it would start but this
10:48feels like the other way around
10:49I mean this is so ridiculous it's not in my psyche I'm afraid I grew up you know in an
10:55age where
10:56You didn't chat guys up they came to you you stood at the bar giving it all this and they
11:00go
11:00One drink well dance now i'm having to do it but did you notice someone did come up to you
11:06and even offered you a drink
11:08Oh that guy
11:09You completely dismissed him because you were working in a group
11:13I know I know but do you want to go do you want to go talk to him one on
11:16one someone's interested
11:17He's trying to talk to you
11:19I don't know he seems very shy and he's just not giving me anything
11:22I mean I haven't got oh he's really attractive
11:25I'll give him a chance Colleen the poor bastard just shelled out nine quid for your rum and coke
11:30Perhaps not interested right away but through chatting and remain open-minded and curious
11:38maybe you learn something about him that you find attractive okay okay so maybe go get a drink
11:44from Joel and say would you like to go on a quick chat take a deep breath and a little
11:50chimmy
11:53Oh my god this is my idea of absolute hell
11:58Why am i putting myself through this remain open-minded and curious
12:02Oh god
12:04Coming up
12:06I feel like a ballerina
12:07Colleen dives deep
12:09I've had a couple of electric shocks
12:10and they hurt
12:11Oh so you decided to be a plumber
12:13Yeah rather get wet
12:15And James has a blast from the past
12:18As a woman i have so much to give but i feel like you ruled me out
12:22I'm not sure if the energy you gave me was like that you were looking to date
12:25Oh take me to the litter tray and let me scratch and squat
12:29Meow
12:43Welcome back to celebs go dating where the celebs are plunged up to their privates in our dating pool
12:50Otherwise known as the mixer lucinda's getting hands-on with the lads and their dads
12:55I feel like we should have all
12:58This is more james haskell's area
13:00And speaking of james the big fella seems to be caught in something of a conversational car crash
13:06Can you try?
13:07Yes
13:07Oh nice
13:08What about you?
13:10Oh nice
13:10Oh
13:11And following her dr t talking to a reluctant colleen is getting to know joel
13:16Who's been desperate to get her attention
13:18I'm joel and you're colleen
13:20Yes
13:21Lovely to meet you
13:22And you
13:22Joel you're finally having a drink with an actual nolan sister
13:26Don't blow it mate you've got this
13:28How's it going?
13:30It's okay it's all right
13:31You seem quite quiet compared to everyone else
13:34Is it a bit overwhelming?
13:36A little bit of both
13:37I like to warm up
13:40I like to people watch
13:46Okay okay nervy start from joel let's crank it up a bit though come on find a bit of common
13:51ground
13:51So I'm a plumber
13:54All right
13:55That's my trade
13:56I like doing that
13:57Plumber's a great job
13:58Yeah
13:59You can never get a plumber
14:00Plumber's an electrician
14:01I've had a couple of electric shocks
14:02And they hurt
14:06So you decided to be a plumber
14:07Yeah
14:07I rather get wet
14:09That's more like it
14:10A bit kinky
14:11Oh right he wasn't flirting
14:12Come on joel
14:13I'm quite lucky what I do is uh
14:16Mostly like refurbishments and stuff like that
14:18I don't have to put toilets anymore
14:20Okay enough
14:21Yeah I got the plumber to do that
14:24There is a good trick though
14:26It'll save you a lot of money yeah
14:27Shit in the garden
14:29Works for me
14:31You get a dustbin liner and a string mop
14:33You put the string mop inside the dustbin liner
14:35Then you just plunge the toilet
14:36And then it lets it down
14:42Nine times out of ten
14:43Not a hundred percent
14:45But might save me a few quid
14:48Yeah
14:51And nine times out of ten telling Colleen Nolan how to plunge a stubborn turd out of her u-bend
14:56will not get you a date
14:59It's lovely to have a private chat with you
15:01Yeah
15:03Thank you
15:04Thank you
15:05Thank you
15:05Get yourself a drink
15:05Yeah I will do
15:06Oh nice one
15:08Dr T
15:09But honestly I don't think it's going to be Joel that's going to be plunging my pipes
15:13Thank you very much
15:14As Colleen struggles to make a connection let's see if Captain Shitchat has upped his game
15:19So what do you do?
15:20I'm a PT
15:21Oh nice where?
15:22I do it from home
15:23Okay
15:24Where's home?
15:25Last time I've lived there like when I met my girl's dad
15:29Okay
15:29That's when I moved there for him
15:31So you've got kids?
15:31Yeah two kids
15:32Oh nice
15:32Three girls yeah
15:33I've got a three year old
15:34Have you?
15:35Yeah yeah yeah
15:35What a sibling age
15:37She's there so good
15:38Oh this seems to be going well Husky
15:40Don't screw it up
15:41Have you got your party checks?
15:42For fuck's sake
15:44I am literally like talentless
15:46Really?
15:47Dude's got no game
15:48No chat
15:50I think we've identified James' problem
15:53I'm going to go and sell each house
15:54It's very nice to meet you
15:55I'll see you again soon
15:56Look at yourself
15:57James is a good guy
15:58But you know what is he playing at his peak performance?
16:01Hell no
16:01Well tell them
16:02Yeah we need to call him out on this
16:04I cannot see him die any longer
16:07It's a turtle leg
16:09Are you a turtle leg mate?
16:10It's a bit warm in here isn't it?
16:11Yeah yeah
16:12And the intervention can't come soon enough
16:14As the big fella's literally crashing and burning
16:16It's a bit hot
16:18So oh hello ladies how are you?
16:20Oh hello
16:20Just a quick chat
16:22Yeah
16:22We all know more of it
16:23Tara and I would like to chat
16:25So we're going to be honest with you James
16:28Yeah
16:28Okay
16:28Here comes Anna's party trick
16:30It's not going great
16:32Is it not?
16:33And by not going great she means it's shit
16:35Maybe it feels a bit surfacy
16:38Like a bit surface level
16:39We really want you to be a bit more earnest
16:41Okay
16:42So you just lean in a little bit more vulnerable
16:44We know vulnerability is quite hard for you
16:46Okay
16:46We don't need to just spill in your whole life story out
16:48But that's just start to find out a little bit more about them
16:51Okay
16:52Yeah
16:52That's all right
16:53Yeah
16:53Yeah
16:54Not a great start
16:55I've been told my chat is absolute shithouse
16:58Which is shocking to the very core
17:00As I thought I was doing all right
17:03Meanwhile following her earlier wobble
17:05Hi guys
17:05Hi
17:06How are you?
17:06How are you doing?
17:07A perked up Gabby has followed the links Africa central to neck tattooed bearded bros James and Carl
17:12How are you?
17:13Yeah
17:14I'm all right
17:15Yeah
17:15Are you?
17:15Kind of nervous
17:16Yeah
17:17Yeah
17:17A little bit
17:18It's just a weird scenario isn't it?
17:21It is weird scenario
17:22We all feel the same
17:23Yeah
17:23Are you
17:23Do you live in London or do you live in Wales?
17:26Nice
17:26I've got a gym
17:27Like I won a boxing gym in Durham
17:30Like in Newcastle
17:30Oh sick
17:31Yeah
17:31Yeah
17:32I've never done actual boxing
17:33Well I've done a bit of boxing
17:34Just like boxing classes
17:35But I've done Mai Tai
17:36I love Mai Tai
17:37And my Chinese
17:38And my Indian
17:39And my fish and chips
17:40So is that what you do on the day today?
17:42You've got a boxing gym
17:42So I do
17:44Well so on the night time I've got like a hundred kids members
17:48And then through the day so I like box fit women's and men and stuff like that
17:52Classes and stuff
17:53Yeah
17:53Ever get the feeling you're not really adding much James?
17:56Well it's nice to meet you
17:57Yeah
17:57And you
17:58I'm going to go talk to some other victims
18:00Bye
18:00See you in a bit
18:02Bye
18:03Bye
18:03For someone who was so nervous walking in
18:06She's really thrown herself into this
18:08She is more confident
18:09More comfortable
18:11Also her body looks banging in that dress
18:14Following the agent's pep talk to kill his shit talk
18:17James is taking a walk with P.T. Scarlet
18:19Come on turtle boy
18:21You've got this
18:22Do you like going out for a party or not?
18:24Hey
18:25Do you like going out for a party or not?
18:26Are you?
18:26No not massively
18:27But I do like a drink
18:29I like a beer
18:30A beer?
18:31Yeah
18:31Who's repping neck a pint faster you and me?
18:33Depends on where you're drinking it from
18:34If it's a prop forwards bum hole
18:36Definitely you
18:37Definitely you
18:38I think I've got some female friends who can neck pints faster
18:42Really?
18:42And it's like it's terrifying
18:43It's very emasculating
18:44I'm like that
18:45Oh my god
18:45I'm having a great time talking to Scarlet
18:47She's really interesting
18:49But I've got the words of the experts ringing around my brain
18:52Which is saying get deep
18:54Don't be surface
18:55Improve your chat
18:56Which I will
18:58Now you basically came to me and said listen
18:59Let's stop asking for common denominator stuff
19:01And I was like look
19:02This is some key chat
19:03Serious
19:04Serious stuff we need to know
19:05We do need to know
19:06Yeah
19:07So what um
19:07So like
19:08Come on
19:09Go on you tell me what you're looking for
19:12Someone who wasn't made by Richard Maidley's knob
19:15Okay so for me
19:17I think somebody that's like settled
19:19Who's got their own job
19:20Got their own vibe
19:22They're smart
19:23Yeah
19:24They look after themselves
19:25And I think somebody that you could just talk with and laugh with
19:30I think it's really important
19:31And kids is a great level
19:32Like it doesn't matter how smart you think you are
19:35Having kids young you're like
19:36That's
19:37It's carnage
19:38Yeah it is
19:39He is much better in a one-on-one situation
19:42Seems to be doing well
19:43Yeah it doesn't look awkward
19:45With James finally tackling some proper chat
19:48Stephen with a PH is getting stuck into another sofa chat
19:51With content creator Tink
19:52The hair talk to me
19:55I've dyed my hair ever since I was like 14
19:57I feel like same as tattoos
20:00It's like a creation of yourself isn't it
20:05Erm
20:06Stephen with a PH
20:08How old have you been you got your first tattoo
20:11That's intricate work
20:13Yeah my dinosaurs
20:14I'm like obsessed with anything that's like got deep meaning to it
20:19So what would be the meaning behind the dinosaurs
20:22That they existed so long ago
20:26Yeah
20:27Okay well let's move on
20:31Hi gorgeous how are you
20:32As Stephen and Tink Tank
20:34Should we have a speech
20:35It's now Lucinda's turn to size up Mega Man Deji
20:38Like need to make most of my time
20:41And get to know who's here
20:44I would say Lucinda has won this mix up for sure
20:47It is not a competition
20:48It's not a competition but she has won
20:50Tell me about you
20:51What's your jam in the world
20:53Been playing basketball for a long time
20:55You have got the perfect physique for a basketballer
20:59I bet you would slam dunk slam dunk slam dunk
21:01That's what I do
21:02Just one after the other
21:03Yeah
21:03Oh my god I have to come and see that
21:06Yeah you should
21:06She is literally taking every second she has within our clutches
21:11And look at what is happening
21:12Being you know a spiritual person
21:15Pretty earthy person too
21:16I just I love to feel all the energy
21:19And so this is this mixer is a whole lot of me
21:23I am in my element here
21:25Do you want to stand up and just measure our height
21:29Yeah we can
21:29I want to see where you come up onto me
21:33Back to back or what do you want to do
21:35Well I mean front to front is probably too soon
21:37Or back to back
21:38Back to back
21:38Back to back
21:39I would say front to front
21:41Oh yeah
21:42Cheeky boy
21:42No no no like that
21:43Oh like that
21:44Oh yeah
21:48That feels pretty good
21:51I'm being cheeky
21:52Oh my god you are massive
21:56I am
21:57But it's fabulous
21:58I actually reckon we would go off on the dance floor
22:04I feel like a ballerina
22:06Oh they're going for it
22:07Look at Lucinda on the other side dancing
22:10He's on bloody straightly over here
22:11It was so lovely to talk to you
22:16This is by far the best I've ever seen
22:23Coming up
22:24Things are hotting up for David
22:26What you're looking for
22:28It's not about me
22:28It's about you
22:29Come on
22:29I am looking for a sexy bastard
22:32Who is going to sweep me off my feet
22:34That sounds like me
22:35And Colleen has to make a big decision
22:38Colleen
22:39So you step forward
22:40Holy mother
22:41Is she going to take the plunge
22:43Or shit in her own garden
22:44Or shit in her own garden
23:13He's had an awkward start
23:14No thanks to Flush Gordon over there
23:16You put the trim on the side of the dustbin liner
23:18And he just plunge the toilet
23:19And then lets it go
23:24Lucinda's still teacher's pet
23:27That feels pretty good
23:29By far the best I've ever seen
24:01David's in his element
24:03They always dart everywhere
24:04And I apologise
24:05I'm constantly taking in what's going on
24:08You're an observer
24:09That's fine
24:10Take oil in
24:10That's a really nice way of putting it
24:13But someone whose eyes are firmly on the prize, David's locked in on his search for Mr. Right.
24:18When's your birthday?
24:19Fourth of May.
24:20Oh, my God!
24:21What?
24:22I'm the fifth of May.
24:24No.
24:25No.
24:26Wow.
24:27Wow.
24:28Oh, that is weird.
24:30That is so weird.
24:31That is really weird.
24:32Really, really weird.
24:34Oh, my God, that's so weird.
24:35David and David Latt in common.
24:38This looks good.
24:39Hang on, who's this smooth bastard sweeping in on Colleen?
24:43I'm going to have a little chat with you.
24:45I'm going to have a little chat?
24:45Yeah, come on.
24:46Nicely done, mate.
24:48Well done.
24:48I like this guy.
24:49You have a seat, love.
24:51I get what Dr. T means.
24:53I mean, I think I do need to sit down and start chatting to people just to see if there's
24:57anything there.
24:58At the end of the day, I'd just like to meet a lovely man that's great to talk to, that's
25:04funny.
25:06I mean, is that too much to ask for?
25:08Come on, tell me about yourself.
25:10What do you want to know?
25:11What do you do for a living?
25:13Oh, I'm in media.
25:14Ooh.
25:16Yeah.
25:16What about you?
25:18I like to keep myself to myself.
25:20Shut up.
25:21I asked her to do two things.
25:23Go on.
25:23Okay.
25:24Be curious and flirty.
25:26We can tell that advice was given and has been received, because actually, I have to say, she's definitely improved.
25:31Where are you from?
25:32Originally, I'm from Leicester.
25:34Oh, yeah?
25:34Yeah, but I live in Essex.
25:36Where's everyone in Essex?
25:38What's going on in Essex?
25:39Well, I was in the army, so...
25:42How old are you?
25:4351.
25:44Are you really?
25:46Are you lying?
25:47No, I am.
25:48Are you?
25:48Yeah.
25:49Wow.
25:50I thought you were a lot younger.
25:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:52Good for you.
25:53I am really enjoying chatting to Steve.
25:56He's making me laugh, and this is really nice.
25:59Do you feel like I'm interviewing you?
26:00Are we on Loose Women?
26:02Are we on the sofa like that?
26:04I don't know the minutes here.
26:05This is a flirt.
26:06What do I do?
26:06Oh, show me, bra.
26:08Do you know what I mean?
26:10Two drinks in.
26:11I'm flushing my bra.
26:12I don't mess her mouth.
26:14Fuck off.
26:15No!
26:16He likes it!
26:17Oh, my God.
26:18This has been lovely.
26:20Well, yeah, I think it does.
26:21I've really enjoyed it, actually, genuinely.
26:23It's been great to meet you.
26:24And it's been lovely to meet you.
26:26Are you sure we'll see each other again?
26:27Cheers.
26:28Oh, handshake.
26:29Oh, I love that.
26:32He's a really nice, handsome man,
26:33and it's boosted her confidence.
26:36See you soon.
26:38That was an intervention.
26:39100%, yeah.
26:41I intervened.
26:42Well, you were just pushing Jobby Joel to Joel on her, too, Dr T.
26:46Plunge.
26:47Are your chats going all right?
26:49Is there anybody that's, like, tickled your pickle yet?
26:51I've got nervous around the one in the beach,
26:53and that means that I kind of fancy him,
26:55because I didn't...
26:56I didn't...
26:57Are you all right?
26:58Oh, God, he's just looked at us.
26:59Oh, God, he's just looked at us.
27:01Oh, God, was that on top?
27:02Do you reckon he knew we were talking about him?
27:04Yeah.
27:05Thanks for that.
27:06Thanks.
27:06Right, seeing Gabby in action has given me a bit of inspiration.
27:11She's found someone she likes.
27:13Now it's my turn.
27:14It's time for me to slide down my fireman's pole
27:17and have a nice chat with Thomas.
27:19Yes.
27:20Okay, talk to me about your type, then.
27:22What's your vibe?
27:23I honestly haven't got a type.
27:24Okay.
27:24I always in my life going with the people who are not my type,
27:27and they're kind of growing me, so...
27:29I've been single for the last two years,
27:31because I came out from a long relationship...
27:34...for just eight years.
27:35David really listens.
27:37And he's licking his lips.
27:41You know what that means.
27:42When someone truly listens
27:44and also licking their lips at the same time,
27:46it's done deal.
27:48Unless it's my dog,
27:48in which case it means he's just done a shit on the kitchen floor.
27:51What about you looking for?
27:52Because it's not all about me, it's all about you.
27:53Come on.
27:53I am looking for a sexy bastard
27:57who is going to sweep me off my feet.
27:59Aren't we all?
28:00That sounds like me.
28:01In a nutshell.
28:02So how long have you been a fireman for?
28:04I've been a firefighter for about...
28:07Close to five years.
28:08I think four or five years.
28:09Is this what the uniform looks like?
28:11You want to see me in my uniform now?
28:12Of course I want to see you in the uniform.
28:14Come on, bro.
28:15Well, I'll just set this place on fire
28:16and you can just run in with your big hose
28:19and put it all out.
28:20I'm pretty sure he says not to do that
28:21in our risk assessment.
28:22We love it.
28:23We love that.
28:24But before Davey gets the chance
28:26to slide down Thomas' pole,
28:28looks like the Brundog's incoming.
28:30All right, guys, if I could get your attention,
28:32if I could get your attention.
28:33They could have done with him on the Titanic.
28:36Deities on this side, celebs on this side.
28:39So commanding.
28:41This has been quite the exercise.
28:43Our celebs have really highlighted
28:44exactly what we need to do.
28:46Now it's time for their first really big decision
28:49of this entire process.
28:51Acting with respect and diplomacy,
28:54can they put their own dating journey first?
28:56It's not an easy job for the people-pleasers.
29:00OK, celebrities, listen up.
29:02Whoever you choose to date this evening...
29:04Yes.
29:08Will, in actual fact...
29:10Yes.
29:11...be coming with you...
29:13Where, Anna, where?
29:16To...
29:17The Bahamas?
29:19Fiji?
29:20The Maldives?
29:22Tenerife?
29:23Oh, si, senor.
29:24Mantequila.
29:25No way.
29:28Oh, my God.
29:30Abroad?
29:31Straight away?
29:32Yes.
29:32That is a lot.
29:34You don't know the half of it.
29:35You're on the 6am out of Luton.
29:37And no speedy balling.
29:39So the stakes just got seriously higher.
29:42Who wants to go to Spain?
29:46Now, if you've had conversations with James,
29:49please step forward.
29:51James was busy.
29:53Yeah.
29:54Just imagine the crush if they'd known a free holiday was on the cards.
29:57All right, so, James, who caught your attention?
30:02Yes, Scarlett did.
30:03She's obviously very beautiful.
30:04She's got two kids,
30:05so obviously understands that kind of family aspect.
30:08She's PT.
30:09Scarlett, would you say there was a little bit of a spark between you and James?
30:13Yeah, I hope so, yeah.
30:15This is really good.
30:16This is really good.
30:17So, Carmen, what was your feedback on James?
30:19You're a bit shy.
30:20Shy?
30:21I think I came after the party trick.
30:23Good trick, though, didn't it?
30:24Good trick, though.
30:25Reminder, anyone?
30:27Okay.
30:28Well done.
30:29Well done.
30:30Did you see the trick?
30:31It was hardly subtle, Paul.
30:33Oh, God, yeah, I saw it.
30:34Yeah, I got a little bit hot under my collar, if I'm honest.
30:36Easily done under that collar.
30:38All right, so, James,
30:39James, you also went on a date with Kitten.
30:42Yes.
30:43Straight off the back of the opening dinner party,
30:45James was sent on a date with Kitten.
30:47Wow.
30:47You a good driver?
30:48I don't drive.
30:49I have driving lessons for two years.
30:51Right.
30:51And I just couldn't do it.
30:52They said that the only person worse than me didn't speak English.
30:57Kitten, if you can come on down for us, please.
30:59There she is.
31:00Hi.
31:01How are you doing?
31:01How are you?
31:02Good, isn't it?
31:02How are you?
31:03How are you doing?
31:04Good, thank you.
31:05James, you have a big decision to make.
31:08Are you going to date one of these lovely ladies that you've met today at the mixer?
31:13Yeah.
31:14Or would you like to see Kitten again?
31:18I've got to choose now.
31:21If you could, mate, I've got Ryan Aaron old.
31:23Who would you like to bring with you to Tenerife?
31:31I mean, look.
31:34All the guys I spoke to, I think we had this amazing time,
31:36and I could spend time with all of you.
31:39I'd like to choose Scarlet.
31:43And do you want to come to Tenerife and date James again?
31:52Yes.
31:57I'm really excited about my decision.
32:00I'm looking forward to seeing her in Tenerife.
32:01Sunshine, fun, sand, sea, romance, possibly.
32:09Oh, shit, I forgot about Kitten.
32:11Kitten, you look a little disappointed.
32:15Yeah, I feel quite deflated.
32:18During our day, I really opened up,
32:20and I feel like I told you quite a lot about myself,
32:22and I didn't really get it back.
32:24Kitten's claws are out.
32:25Something that I wouldn't normally want to speak publicly about
32:28is the fact that I don't drive.
32:30OK.
32:31And I wouldn't usually talk about that on a first date either,
32:33but I feel like you ruled me out because I don't have a licence.
32:37I'll be honest with you, I completely forgot that that was one of the things.
32:40I certainly would never have chosen someone where they can drive or not.
32:46As a woman, I have so much to give,
32:48and unless I was, like, relying on you for lifts everywhere...
32:51Someone should tell her about Uber.
32:52I don't think that it should be a reflection of what I have to give in a relationship,
32:55or as a woman, or as a lover.
32:59I really enjoyed talking to you,
33:01but I just didn't feel like there was that spark there.
33:04I'm not sure if the energy you gave me was, like,
33:07that you were looking to date, though.
33:08Well, I'm sorry about that.
33:09I'll have to take the feedback on and just go away and work on that.
33:11Yeah, that's all good.
33:13Oh, thank God that's over.
33:16James, you handled that quite well.
33:18I'll take it, yeah, it's fine.
33:19Just make sure you've all got your licences, otherwise...
33:24Leave it, Haskell.
33:25You're outrageous.
33:28Absolutely outrageous.
33:30Colleen, please step forward.
33:32Holy mother.
33:34Oh, my God.
33:36I thought talking to strangers was going to be the hard part,
33:39and now I'm being told I've got to pick one of these guys
33:41to take to Tenerife with me.
33:43It's my idea of hell.
33:44How did you find the Mixer, babe?
33:47Well, when I first walked in, I was so nervous.
33:49And then two drinks in, I was willing to date everyone.
33:55You should see her after four.
33:56She's not on Loose Women for nothing, you know?
33:59Gentlemen, if you've spoken to Colleen tonight, please step forward.
34:08See what I mean?
34:09Joel, we noticed that you were having an interesting conversation with Colleen.
34:13Would you care to share?
34:14I've got this, Anna.
34:15If you can't shift a jobby from the U-Bend, shove a mop down there.
34:18That's about right, Joel, isn't it?
34:20Yeah.
34:21Thanks, man.
34:21It was a good talk.
34:23Mostly I talk to blokes at work when I'm on site,
34:27so it's a bit of a change.
34:28I don't go out that often anymore, but it was lovely.
34:31I really enjoyed talking to Colleen.
34:32Very sweet.
34:33Steve.
34:34Yeah, that's me.
34:35How was your chat?
34:38You know what?
34:39When you sit down with someone and it just flows,
34:42and then it gets better as the time goes on because you relax.
34:45And when you relax, it just gets easier just, like, bouncing off each other.
34:50Yeah, it was nice.
34:51Did I miss something?
34:52I thought you only chatted.
34:53You've also spent time with Neil.
34:56Neil.
34:57Oh, yeah, who could forget the most undecorated man in military history?
35:04Attention!
35:05You know you see all these guys on Remembrance Day with a whole chest of medals?
35:09I did 15 years.
35:11I haven't got one goddamn medal.
35:14Why are we crap?
35:15I didn't...
35:18Neil, how was your date with Colleen?
35:21Really fantastic.
35:22There wasn't a single awkward pause.
35:25It just seemed to flow, and it was a really great first date.
35:28Would you like to date Colleen again?
35:30I would love to go on a second date.
35:33Come on, Colleen, give the man a taste of victory for once in his life.
35:36The decision is down to you.
35:38Who would you like to bring with you to Tenerife?
35:41Neil is so, so lovely,
35:43but I can't go on a date with him because I don't want him to hate me if I say
35:48no.
35:49I've got to go with what I like and how I feel.
35:54We did have such a lovely first date.
35:57But then I met someone tonight who I gelled with straight away.
36:02And it felt like we could have just sat there for hours,
36:05just chatting away and laughing and...
36:08And that was...
36:13Steve.
36:15Is Steve who you would like to bring with you to Tenerife?
36:19Yes.
36:21Would you like to accept?
36:25Steve?
36:28You're not going to turn a Nolan sister down, are you?
36:37Are you?
36:38Oh, don't you fucking dare, Steve.
36:50Welcome back.
36:51And if you've just joined us,
36:52tell your bumhole to pucker up,
36:54because the nervous Colleen has just asked
36:57silky smooth talking man beauty Steve
36:58to go away with her to Tenerife.
37:04But the big man's stalling.
37:05Come on, Steve.
37:06What's it going to be?
37:07Would you like to accept?
37:11Steve?
37:16Steve?
37:19Yeah.
37:20Oh, thank you for that.
37:21I would.
37:22I'd like to explore.
37:23What, Colleen?
37:24Or sightseeing in the Canaries?
37:26I've heard there's a dormant volcano on offer.
37:28You know what I mean?
37:29So now, Neil,
37:31how do you truly feel in this moment?
37:33Hey, um, look.
37:36At the end of the day,
37:37this is about two people being happy.
37:39And if one person isn't into it,
37:41then that's the way it's got to be.
37:42So I wish you all the best.
37:45Give that man a medal.
37:47No, seriously,
37:47can someone actually give him a medal?
37:49He would really like it.
37:51He feels left out.
37:52I do feel so bad about letting Neil down.
37:56He was so lovely,
37:57but something just wasn't quite right for me.
37:59And hopefully,
38:01I'll find that more now with Steve.
38:04Next up is our lovely Lucinda Light.
38:11How did you find the mixer tonight?
38:14I'm a bit of a wet and wild woman,
38:15so I've had a bit of splish splash on the dress.
38:18Anyone got a mop?
38:19No?
38:20Get to work, Jill.
38:21But I did have a great time.
38:23I just don't know who the hell I'm going to choose.
38:26You did work the room like an absolute goddess.
38:29Here's the question.
38:29We noticed that when you walked in,
38:31it was Steve P, though,
38:32that you made a beeline to.
38:33What drew you in?
38:35The style,
38:36the outrageousness,
38:37the wildness,
38:39the mustache.
38:40How would you describe
38:41your time with Lucinda?
38:43Just fun.
38:44The word I would describe Lucinda is fun.
38:46OK, and we noticed that you and Deji
38:47got close.
38:49Some dancing.
38:50Yeah.
38:50Well, you know,
38:51Deji's a musician.
38:52He's got rhythm in his soul,
38:54and I like that.
38:55You also had a day with Neil.
38:59Should we do?
39:00After a fancy fish supper
39:01and a couple of drinks,
39:02which, despite starting
39:03like a 90s dial-up modem...
39:06Um, yeah, so...
39:10Golf instructor Neil
39:12somehow got his balls
39:13out of the rough
39:13and managed a hole-in-one
39:15with a fishy lip lock.
39:18I taste like ceviche.
39:20Mm, cold-roar fish.
39:22Oh!
39:24Neil, welcome.
39:26And actually,
39:26we'd love to hear from you,
39:27Neil, about that date.
39:28It was really enjoyable.
39:29I'm slightly nervous,
39:30I have to say.
39:32I enjoyed it, too.
39:34It was lovely to have
39:34that little kiss
39:35at the end, as well.
39:37Ooh!
39:39Neil invited me into a kiss,
39:41and how could I say no?
39:42You've had a great mixer,
39:44a wonderful date,
39:45you've had a snog,
39:46but, of course,
39:46now it's over to you.
39:48Who would you like
39:49to bring with you
39:50to Tenerife?
39:53Look, this journey for me,
39:55I do want to keep
39:56expanding and exploring,
39:57and I am absolutely
40:00tossing up
40:01between Moustache Steve...
40:02What?
40:04...and Tedgy Wendgy.
40:07Unlucky, Neil.
40:08I'm in deep indecision.
40:11Steve, tell us why
40:13you should be the one
40:14to come to Tenerife with her.
40:17Basically, it's going to be
40:19her one chance
40:19to get with the king
40:20of Hartford.
40:22And if she lets it go,
40:24it's not going to come again.
40:26Strong pitch.
40:26But Tedgy,
40:27what's your elevator pitch?
40:28So, I feel like
40:29we bounced off each other,
40:30the energy was flowing,
40:31and, yeah,
40:32we have a lot in common,
40:33I feel like we like to dance,
40:34and we like to get along.
40:36Two different men,
40:37one decision.
40:38Yes, thanks, Paul,
40:39I think we got it.
40:41Ah!
40:41I mean, it's a bit
40:42of an impossible choice.
40:44As hard as this decision is,
40:46I think there's one
40:47I'm just fascinated by
40:48and I want to get to know more.
40:50I mean, Tedgy,
40:51you're devastatingly handsome,
40:54and I would love to get
40:55a stepladder and climb up you.
41:00Better book extra leg room
41:01for this guy.
41:02Like, I just have to follow
41:05my gut and say...
41:08Steve.
41:09Steve.
41:11Fucking hell!
41:12God, Steve!
41:14Oh, Captain Whiskers
41:14has made the cut!
41:16Look at this guy.
41:17Look at his style.
41:18There's really something
41:19to grab hold of there.
41:21Let's go.
41:21How do you feel?
41:22I'm in shock.
41:23I think we all are.
41:24And just so we're super clear,
41:25you accept.
41:27100% I love that.
41:28The people of Hartford
41:29will be celebrating tonight.
41:31Neil, how are you feeling right now?
41:33Bit deflated.
41:36Come on, mate,
41:37you've got to snog.
41:38Thank you to all
41:39of you wonderful gentlemen.
41:40And Steve,
41:41best pack those
41:42budgie smugglers, baby.
41:46Next up,
41:47we would love Stephen.
41:49What am I supposed to do here?
41:51This is all moving
41:51a bit too quickly
41:52for my liking.
41:53So, Tink,
41:54how was your chat
41:55with our Stephen?
41:56Yeah, I really enjoyed it.
41:57Tamara?
41:58He's very down-to-earth.
42:00He's a great listener.
42:01Grace Me.
42:02Rafina?
42:03It was a friendly chat.
42:04I don't know
42:05if there was
42:05anything else there.
42:08But, of course,
42:08these ladies
42:09aren't the only ladies
42:10that you've been chatting to.
42:12You obviously
42:12went on a little meet-up
42:14with the lovely Viv.
42:15Are you a DJ?
42:16Yeah, yeah,
42:17I'm a DJ.
42:18What kind of crowd
42:19do you play to?
42:19So, I play everything.
42:21Death metal?
42:22OK, not quite everything.
42:25It was really easy
42:26to talk to you
42:27and I do think, like,
42:28you're really respectful.
42:29I just wasn't sure
42:30if you liked what you saw.
42:32I mean, I hope you...
42:33I hope that you did.
42:35But I had a really nice time
42:36and I think you were really lovely.
42:38Yeah, I really enjoyed our date.
42:40Wow.
42:40Me too.
42:41Stephen,
42:42this is a big decision
42:43that you have to make.
42:44Yeah.
42:46Who will it be?
42:48Lovely conversations were had.
42:49I enjoyed talking to everyone.
42:51This is really tough.
42:52It's a free holiday
42:54with a pic of beautiful women.
42:55It's Ardy's squid game, mate.
42:57Do you know what?
42:58In the sake of being authentic,
43:01I don't think right now
43:03I want to go on a second meet-up
43:05and I also don't think
43:07it would be fair to say
43:08I would like to go away
43:09with people that I've spoken to
43:12this evening.
43:14What?
43:14He's not taking anyone?
43:16Single room for Stephen, please.
43:18Stephen, we understand
43:20and we think that
43:22we can take this conversation
43:24and we can further
43:26this conversation
43:27in Tenerife
43:27all together.
43:33Gentlemen,
43:34if you've spoken to Gabby tonight,
43:35please step forward.
43:38Come on in, guys.
43:40Come on in.
43:40All of you, please.
43:44This was a successful mixer for you.
43:46Yeah, thanks.
43:47Well, let's not forget
43:48the major meltdown at the start,
43:50but fair play,
43:50she pulled it back.
43:51It did seem like you had
43:52quite a connection with Carl.
43:53Did you enjoy getting to know her?
43:55Yeah, I thought she was
43:56obviously a beautiful girl.
43:58We spoke about
43:58similar interests,
43:59good energy.
44:00He was the first person
44:01that I was like,
44:02OK, I'm interested in you.
44:04Well, hang on, Gabs.
44:05Let's not forget about
44:06Big Johnny
44:07who turned up with Little Johnny.
44:09Nobody's ever
44:09fetched you a goldfish.
44:11No.
44:13And some unusual banter.
44:15God, I'd suck a fart
44:16out of your arse.
44:17OK, so
44:18maybe we won't do that.
44:21You watch out, Charver.
44:23It's happening, mate.
44:24It's good.
44:25Yeah?
44:26Yeah.
44:26It was stunning as always,
44:27wasn't it?
44:27How did you get on with Gabby?
44:29How I see it is,
44:29me and Gabby
44:30were complete opposites,
44:32but she's a lovely last man.
44:33Sounds like you might
44:33be a bit of a keen bean.
44:35As keen as mustard,
44:35me and my allies.
44:39All right,
44:40who would you like
44:41to bring with you
44:42to Tenerife?
44:45Hmm.
44:46I'm thinking,
44:47who the hell
44:48am I going to choose?
44:49And I've got to
44:50spend a week with them.
44:51I just have to go with
44:53initial impressions.
44:57So, Carl.
44:59I'd love to do it, yep.
45:01Oh, Jesus.
45:02Oh, Johnny.
45:04Johnny,
45:04do you want
45:05little Johnny back
45:06or do we get a chance
45:07to keep him?
45:08She can keep little Johnny.
45:08Yeah, she can keep him.
45:10I've got fucking
45:10thousands of fish.
45:14With four dates
45:15secured
45:15and one deferred,
45:16it's just down to
45:17David now
45:18to partner up
45:19for a party
45:19in paradise.
45:21I'm sweating.
45:23I'm fucking sweating.
45:24All right,
45:25so first,
45:26I want to go to Gideon.
45:27Oh, okay.
45:28How was your time
45:29with David?
45:30So, I'd say
45:30introduction,
45:31great.
45:32After that whole exchange,
45:34you went round
45:35and asked every single
45:36person about themselves
45:37and kept skipping over me.
45:39And I don't know
45:39if that was intentional,
45:40but it came across
45:41as very rude.
45:42No.
45:45And you can't spell rude
45:46without you.
45:47Oh, shit.
45:51Gideon's going in.
45:52Do you know what it was?
45:53I think I was just
45:54so mesmerized
45:55by the present.
45:56I feel like
45:57you didn't give me
45:58a first shot
45:58and so
46:00there's a lot
46:00to offer,
46:01you know.
46:01I'm a part-time witch,
46:03full-time legend,
46:04and overall gay icon.
46:05Clock it.
46:07I now know
46:07what I'm having
46:08on my grave stone.
46:09Love that, babes.
46:11Oh, Gideon,
46:12you sneaky little diva
46:13calling me out
46:14for being rude.
46:17Well,
46:17I ain't gonna bite, honey.
46:19This diva
46:20can handle herself.
46:21Well,
46:22I apologize.
46:23That is definitely
46:24never my intention.
46:25I mean,
46:25one thing I'm never
46:26is rude.
46:27So,
46:27massive apologies.
46:28Chase.
46:31Well handled.
46:33I'll think about it.
46:36Think about what?
46:37Getting a laugh transplant.
46:39Thomas.
46:40You're like
46:41crazy bunkers
46:42and I am crazy bunkers.
46:44So, that's like,
46:44like as a firefighter,
46:45I've got a responsibility,
46:46you know,
46:46to save you
46:47from falling
46:48into the wrong person.
46:50So,
46:50just pick me.
46:50Baby,
46:51I'm on fire!
46:54I'm not sure
46:55how crazy bunkers
46:56you want a fireman
46:56to be,
46:57to be fair.
46:57Now,
46:58David,
46:58you also went
46:59on a date with Mark.
47:00I did,
47:00yes.
47:01David hooked up
47:02with pint-sized Aussie Mark
47:03and made a good
47:04first impression.
47:06G'day there,
47:07I'm David.
47:08I've come all the way
47:09from Bolton
47:10up north.
47:11How was that?
47:12That was pretty good.
47:13Get it.
47:15Unfortunately,
47:16he had to fly back
47:17to Australia,
47:18but he would like
47:19to go on another date
47:20with you.
47:20You have to make
47:21a choice.
47:24Erm.
47:31It would have
47:32to be Thomas.
47:33Yes!
47:34He's gone bonkers,
47:35fireman.
47:36I'm quite speechless now,
47:37I don't know what to say.
47:38How about yes?
47:39Very nice,
47:40thank you very much.
47:43I'm willing to say...
47:48What, Thomas?
47:49What?
47:52Not now, Gideon.
47:55Come on, Thomas,
47:56what's it going to be?
47:57Yeah, well,
47:58I'm saying yes.
47:59Oh, thank God,
47:59Jesus, Thomas.
48:02I got you faster
48:02at putting a fire out,
48:04love.
48:05Yeah,
48:06don't keep
48:06Diva Dave hanging,
48:08this guy hasn't even
48:08got time to put
48:09his trousers on,
48:10let alone hang around
48:11for you.
48:14Getty.
48:16Off on our jollies.
48:21Tomorrow night,
48:22the celebs land in Tenerife.
48:25Wow.
48:25Jesus Christ!
48:27There's revelations.
48:28I had sex at a festival
48:30up a tree.
48:32Reservations.
48:33I just thought
48:34of a sudden
48:34thinking you won't
48:35fancy me.
48:36And infatuations.
48:38Like, I fancy it,
48:38but I think
48:39I'm going to
48:40need to break those.
48:42As our celebs!
48:44Oh,
48:45I'm doing now
48:45is drying
48:46his sweaty crack
48:47off my bedding.
48:48Go!
48:48Are you pubically
48:49prepared for that?
48:51Dating!
48:52Listen,
48:52I'm down for daddy.
48:54Not my daddy,
48:55you're not.
48:55He's got his heart
48:56set on Killeen.
48:58I'm down for daddy.
49:27I'm down for two.
49:27You