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Celebs Go Dating - Season 15 - Episode 07
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00:02Previously on Celebs Go Dating, our single superstars touched down in Tenerife and got to grips for their first ones.
00:09Nice to see you.
00:10Things weren't plain sailing for gabs on her date with tongue-tied tap magnet Carl.
00:15Is there anything else you want to know about me?
00:17Oh man.
00:20But she tongued him anyway.
00:24No Trousers Potsy is still burning hot for fireman hottie Thomas.
00:28I'm like, I'm so good daddy.
00:30Listen, I'm down for daddy.
00:34Lucinda and her lip-tickling loverman Steve did whatever the hell this was.
00:38Beautiful.
00:39But Lulu didn't want her gong banging.
00:42Should we end on a note of passion?
00:44Too much, too soon.
00:45Oh, that doesn't get easier on a second watch.
00:49James and a fresh face from the airport Stephen doubled up with new girl Jane and Scarlet.
00:53When's your next performance? Am I invited?
00:56Not yet.
00:57Oh no, that's mean.
00:59And on her date.
01:00Smell nice.
01:02Killeen and smooth-talking bastard Steve.
01:04You're an interesting lady.
01:06Give me a little kiss.
01:07Got close.
01:09Real close.
01:10Woo, yeah baby.
01:23Welcome to Celebs Go Dating, where it's a new day in Tenerife.
01:28At the villa, the celebs are halfway through their all-inclusive getaway, and with Professor
01:32Stephen finally arriving on the island, they're celebrating with a barbecue.
01:37Oh, a barbecue.
01:37Yep, just said that David.
01:39The steaks are sizzling, the flamingos are pumped, and the jugs are out.
01:44These jugs, you perv.
01:46There you go, my darling.
01:47Comfy.
01:48Comfy.
01:49Cheers, gang.
01:50Welcome, Stephen.
01:52Cheers.
01:53Thanks for having me.
01:53Lovely to be here.
01:54Guys, do you think the agents will come up?
01:56They're about to show up at some point, aren't they, with a surprise up their sleeves.
01:59I feel like it's impending doom.
02:01Yes, it is, yes.
02:02It's a sense of dread.
02:03I feel like they've definitely got another trick up their sleeves, you know how they are.
02:06What does that mean, though?
02:08Do you think they're going to come with our dates?
02:10Oh, probably.
02:11I mean, they're still here, surely.
02:13I hope so.
02:14Do you know what I mean?
02:14Oh, no, Colleen's ready for base number two.
02:18Nervous about that.
02:19I'm nervous about that.
02:21And so you should be, because you're all at least half right.
02:25The agents are incoming.
02:27Although it looks like they're off to the apprentice boardroom to get a pound in from Lord Sugar.
02:32It's going to be a fun day, guys, after the villa.
02:34But what our celebs don't know is that we're bringing some guests with us today, right?
02:39Because we have to keep them on their toes.
02:40We have to make sure that they're really getting the most out of this experience.
02:43Oh, absolutely, absolutely.
02:45You need to make sure that they really are concentrating on the reason they're here in Tenerife,
02:49and that is to date.
02:51You might want to tell him, Anna, because it looks like an all-day piss-up to me.
02:55Right, don't want a track?
02:56I'd love a track.
02:57Music?
02:58Yeah, vibes.
02:59Yes.
02:59But I've got it for you guys, don't worry about it.
03:00At least he's got it DJing.
03:02Can't be worse than his dating, I suppose.
03:06Take it back, absolute banger.
03:11Well, I'm glad they're having fun, but I don't pay $3.99 for Channel 4 Plus to watch these
03:16Muppets gurning.
03:17Get the agents in and let's shit them up ASAP.
03:19Come around, baby, I want it now.
03:27Oh!
03:31Oh, my God.
03:33They've ruined it again.
03:34Oh, God, Jesus.
03:35Shit.
03:36Of course the agents have brought our previous dates.
03:39I mean, let's be honest.
03:40We're not all going to be sitting around playing happy families.
03:43So, what curveball are they going to throw at us this time?
03:47Nothing that neck and a gallon of sangria can't help with.
03:50Get it down, you potsy.
03:54Hi, Steve.
03:56Hi, guys.
03:57Our celebs aren't just here to have fun in the sun.
04:00We're going to be checking in on them to see how they're getting on with their dates so far
04:03and letting them have a little bit more of a mingle whilst they're here.
04:06However, we're also going to challenge them by sending in some newbies.
04:10Hi, everyone.
04:11Welcome.
04:12How are you?
04:13How are we feeling?
04:14Good.
04:14Great.
04:15Don't you?
04:15Yeah.
04:16Yeah, say it like you mean it, Lucinda.
04:18Let's be honest.
04:18You didn't think that we'd fly you all the way to Tenerife.
04:21You know, for you guys to be a one-date wonder.
04:23I mean, there's plenty more for you guys to find out about this wonderful bunch of people.
04:28Okay?
04:29Okay.
04:29Slay.
04:30Let the fun begin.
04:32Woo!
04:33Hey, good to see you again.
04:34Are you okay, my love?
04:35I'm good.
04:37I'm good.
04:37How are you?
04:38How are you?
04:39I'm good.
04:40Nice to see you again.
04:41Nice to see you.
04:42Nice to see you again.
04:43You feeling good?
04:44Yeah, great.
04:45It's lovely to see Steve again, but after that windy, rocky date, I think we've really friend-zoned
04:51each other, and today is really confirming that, you know, I think it's not for me.
04:57Oh, Steve-o, missed out by a whisker.
04:59Cheers.
05:00Cheers, my love.
05:01Nice to see you again.
05:02How do you feel about that?
05:03Yeah, I'm excited.
05:04Well, I hope so.
05:04You said you want to see me hundreds per cent.
05:06I was like, we need to see him again, do you know what I mean?
05:09It's not on for sure.
05:10Well, I had a good time.
05:12No, we did.
05:12I did.
05:13It was funny.
05:14It was so funny.
05:15I loved it.
05:15You just give me jokes.
05:17I just got ready.
05:18Even when I'm not trying.
05:20Even when you're not trying.
05:21You look at Colleen and Steve.
05:23I mean, that looks...
05:25I mean, Colleen's body language.
05:27She is sticking it in.
05:29Sexy, flirty Colleen.
05:30Let's go, girl.
05:31It's so helpful for us agents to actually see our celebs connecting with their dates.
05:37Watching them, you can really see that Colleen and Steve are into each other.
05:42As the couples get reacquainted...
05:44It's beautiful.
05:44I like your bikini.
05:46...in traditional Love Island style-y...
05:49Gabby has pulled a call for a chat.
05:57Cheers.
05:58It's so nice to see you.
05:59Yeah, it's so nice to see you.
06:00How have you been?
06:01Good.
06:02How do you feel?
06:03I'm just a bit nervous on, like, the first day.
06:04Because, obviously, like, if you go on a date with someone else, like, back in, like, England or some lad,
06:09you know me talking to people or whatever, you know what I mean, where it's just, like, bang.
06:12Those times where it really flowed, like, I thought it was, like, comfortable.
06:14You made a spell, like, quite comfortable as well.
06:16I enjoyed it, like, on a board.
06:19Imagine being a Love Island inflatable, having to listen to this all day.
06:24I'd launch myself into a fawn bush.
06:28But across the garden and floating on air is Colleen, who's still pumped up after sexy Steve breathes some life
06:34into her dating journey.
06:36I know it felt easy last night, didn't it, really?
06:38Yeah, it did.
06:39It's kind of like you knew each other before.
06:43You sat there and just shit.
06:45Hi, Queen.
06:46Hello.
06:47You look beautiful.
06:49So, how was your date?
06:51You know how nervous I was before I went and all of that?
06:54And I was like, oh, my God, I feel sick, I don't want to go, and blah, blah, blah.
06:57And then, literally, as soon as I saw him and he walked in, everything fell into place.
07:01Like, it was just instant relaxing and just literally laughed as soon as I saw him.
07:06You see, that's what she said.
07:08You're just like, ah, you've got that face that makes me laugh.
07:11As long as it's not your dick, you're good to go.
07:13No, because he walks in with that smile in his eyes.
07:17He looks naughty.
07:18This is, like, the biggest compliment ever.
07:20Do you feel like she is really enjoying time with you and giving you lots of compliments?
07:26Do you feel good?
07:27Yeah, it's reciprocated, though, you know what I mean?
07:29There was no awkwardness, was there?
07:30No, just calm.
07:32It's so nice to hear that Steve enjoyed our date as much as I did, and I think the agents
07:38have done a great job here.
07:39Cheers to...
07:41Sex.
07:42Yeah?
07:43Now, you're okay with this, Dr. T?
07:45You totally can.
07:46Get to work, Steve.
07:48As things heat up for Killeen, Stephen and Jane are reconnecting after last night's blind
07:53date.
07:54How are you experiencing this whole thing?
07:57Little by little and bit by bit.
07:58Yeah?
07:59Are you comfortable?
08:00Does he look comfortable to you, Jane?
08:02Lurking in the shade like an unwanted uncle at a stag do?
08:05I find my way into comfort, generally.
08:08Oh, it's good, it's good.
08:09Hello.
08:09Oh, hi, guys.
08:11Cheers.
08:11How are you?
08:12Cheers.
08:13Nice to see you.
08:13Nice to see you both.
08:15Nice to see you.
08:15How are you?
08:16I'm here to get the tea on last night.
08:19How was it for you, Jane?
08:20It was okay.
08:21To be honest, I didn't think he was interested at all.
08:24Oh, God.
08:26Oh, okay.
08:27I felt friend zone.
08:29Not the F word.
08:30Shit, you're going to have to earn your money here, Anna.
08:32The friend zone's a weird thing, right?
08:34Because it's a dynamic that exists between two people, so no one person is putting anyone
08:39anywhere.
08:40Shit.
08:41Over to you, Anna.
08:42I would shift that mindset to it actually being a positive.
08:47I think a lot of people talk about being friend zone, but actually, it's a really good
08:50baseline, and then you can grow from there.
08:52Because you know what?
08:52You're both very emotionally intelligent, and I think it's just beautiful just to learn
08:57more about each other.
08:58And what we'll be, we'll be.
09:00Does that sound fair?
09:01Yeah.
09:01Great.
09:02Yeah, nice try, eh, Dubs?
09:04But who are you kidding?
09:05That friend zone is rock fucking bottom.
09:07Awesome, there's no coming back from there.
09:09Cheers.
09:17But the current CEO of the friend zone has to be the waxy lip tickler himself, Steve.
09:22And his antennas will be twitching now, because look, his lovely Lulu is chatting to the brun
09:28dog.
09:28I didn't feel the flutter.
09:31I'm here to land on something that feels really good and exciting, and that ain't it.
09:38And by that, she means his moustache.
09:40But what I wonder, though, is there was a spark that you had at the mixer.
09:44There was something that was there, right?
09:46Yeah, potentially.
09:47Look, I'm always happy to keep an open mind, because I mean, I'm hurtling toward 46 at the
09:52speed of large.
09:53You can date as many people as you want in this process.
09:56It's like sausages on a barbecue.
09:59Is it?
10:00I don't have an insatiable appetite for sausage.
10:03So this is what I want you to envision.
10:05What we're doing is we're going to, so Stephen is, he's on the grill.
10:08No, he's not.
10:09He's chatting to the others.
10:10But he's only been on the grill for like a minute or two, okay?
10:13He's cooking.
10:14But we don't know if he's going to be spicy enough.
10:17But don't take it off, unless you know it's not going to be the spice level for you.
10:21I need sausages on the grill, but I also need the sauce.
10:25Okay.
10:26Yeah.
10:26Okay, so tell me, what's the sauce?
10:28Christ, tomato, mustard, chimichurri.
10:31Good, I'm confused.
10:32Well, I mean, I hope to think that I bring a bit of sauce.
10:36Yes, yes.
10:37So that's it is.
10:38You sprinkle your sauce on the sausage.
10:40You can't sprinkle a sauce, Paul.
10:42You season with a sprinkle, you squirt with a sauce.
10:45Your move, Brunson.
10:46You are the spice.
10:47Okay.
10:48Okay.
10:48All right.
10:49So your spice may not penetrate all sausage.
10:52So what do you want me to do, flirt, with the sausage?
10:55Most importantly, I want you to spend time with them.
10:57Okay.
10:58Because what I've noticed is that you haven't spent much time at all with them.
11:01Dancing around the sausage.
11:02You're dancing around.
11:03Get on the grill.
11:04Get on the grill.
11:05Okay.
11:06Get on the grill.
11:06Bring the sauce.
11:07Look, I'm ready to get my tongs out and hover over the barbecue again and bring out my sauces.
11:12But there are plenty of other sausages on the barbecue, too.
11:17Oh, look.
11:18The two Steve's.
11:20Look at this.
11:21Well, spread your marge on my hovis.
11:24It's a sausage fucking sandwich.
11:25Oi, oi, savoloi.
11:35Welcome back to Celebs Go Teneriffin.
11:38We're midway through their Canary Island slay-kay and the agents have laid on something hot for our celebs.
11:44No, literally.
11:45They're having a barbecue.
11:46Look.
11:47And in an effort to get the party sizzling, they've also willed out their previous dates.
11:53For some, their meaty temptations have gone down a tree.
11:56Oh, my God.
11:57It's bigger than mine.
11:58I know.
11:58I'm shredded, mate.
11:59I'm shredded.
12:00I love that.
12:01But I'm not sure others are too keen on seconds.
12:04This is where you just hang around here all day.
12:07And over on the decks.
12:10Oh, God.
12:11Can someone fetch the dad police?
12:13Haskey thinks it's the mid-90s.
12:16Meanwhile, his date Scarlett is spilling the tea to Dr. T.
12:20Keep it PG, Doc.
12:21We know you like it naughty.
12:23How was the date?
12:26Yeah, it was nice.
12:27He seems, like, interesting.
12:29He just seems like a gentleman, to be fair.
12:31Was there any, like, sexual chemistry?
12:34I'm definitely attracted to him.
12:36Like, I think he's a really handsome guy.
12:37And, like, he's definitely, like, funny.
12:40He makes me laugh.
12:41Did you, at any moment, feel like you want to kiss him?
12:45Probably, like, not in that situation.
12:47But that's not to say that I wouldn't have if it was a date on our own.
12:51You should tell him that.
12:52No.
12:53You totally should.
12:55You totally should.
12:57No.
12:58Get your flirt on, girl.
12:59I know you can.
13:00Yes, Tara.
13:01Let me get your boy back here.
13:02Okay.
13:03James.
13:04I'll be back.
13:04Hello.
13:05Hello.
13:06How are you?
13:07Thanks for letting me steal Scarlett for a bit.
13:10My pleasure.
13:10My pleasure.
13:11What's going on?
13:12Everything okay?
13:13Yes.
13:13Yes.
13:14Everything's fine.
13:15Everything's amazing.
13:16Oh, perfect.
13:17Seize the moment.
13:19Yes, ma'am.
13:20Seize it with me.
13:21Yes, ma'am.
13:22Seize the moment.
13:23Oh, well, that's my bum all seized up.
13:25Love you guys.
13:26Bye.
13:26See ya.
13:27What was the chat?
13:29What was the chat?
13:30Why didn't you kiss him?
13:32Can I kiss him?
13:33Yeah.
13:39Fucking hell.
13:4090 seconds with Dr. T and his face on face action.
13:43Can someone send her around mine?
13:46I always think a kiss is a very important sign.
13:48If you know whether you like someone, you'll go kiss and sign.
13:51I'll take that.
13:51Oh, thanks, Sarah.
13:53Says Scarlet as she washes her mouth out of Prosecco.
13:56So you're glad you saw me again?
13:57Yeah.
13:58Yeah, 100%.
13:59Said with 0% sincerity.
14:01Right, let's hope that kissing's over and done with.
14:04David, if I'm going to kid in the hole, I'm going to kiss you.
14:08How about that?
14:08Oh, God, here we go again.
14:12Please get it in.
14:14Okay, one more time.
14:15Hang on, are the agents lining up to watch the kissing?
14:17Bunch of pervs.
14:21Who you going to kiss now?
14:26Ladies and gentlemen, may we interrupt?
14:30Please do, Anna.
14:31Please do.
14:33Would you mind just gathering round for a moment?
14:35We've actually got some rather exciting news.
14:39Someone's finally fished the floater out of the pool?
14:41We would like to introduce you to some new faces.
14:45No way!
14:46Oh, my God!
14:48Come on, what was you expecting?
14:56We've decided to take our celebrities outside of their comfort zone and put them on dates with different people.
15:01This is the perfect opportunity for them to test if they do have a connection with their current date or,
15:08indeed, if the grass is greener on the other side.
15:10Let's give a warm welcome to your new dateies.
15:16That's right, Tom's been busy back in London sourcing a fresh batch of sexy singletons ready to accept a free
15:23holiday.
15:23I mean, date the celebrities of their dreams.
15:26Ooh, strong star and holding hands.
15:29That's got Steve-O's transmitters fizzling.
15:31Here come the mini-beards.
15:33And bringing up the rears, some real men.
15:36Fist bump, lads.
15:40Hi, guys.
15:43Welcome, guys.
15:47Oh, my God.
15:49I know this is my second time at the agency, but I forgot how blooming devious these agents are.
15:56Variety is a spice of life, they say.
15:59Or at least it is for me.
16:02And these are the people we have hand-picked to enhance your Tenerife experience.
16:09It isn't about stirring drama.
16:12It's about reigniting choice, sparking self-reflection, and giving everybody a chance to see what truly excites them.
16:21This is wild.
16:23I'm completely discombobulated.
16:24The agents have basically pulled the pin out of a grenade, rolled it into the barbecue, and blown the whole
16:29thing up.
16:30Colleen.
16:31Your next date is?
16:35Who's it going to be?
16:36This geezer?
16:37Maybe him?
16:39Maybe her?
16:40I'd watch that all day.
16:42Andy.
16:45Oh, right, one of the fist-bump geezers.
16:46Fair enough.
16:47Hi, Colleen.
16:48How are you?
16:51I'm good.
16:51Have a good day, don't worry.
16:52You looked a bit nervous when I walked in.
16:54So, before we head you off on your brand new adventures, what we'd love to do is to give your
16:59current datees an opportunity to share a few helpful parting words, perhaps.
17:06Some words of advice, maybe.
17:08Yeah, because it wasn't quite awkward enough, Anna.
17:11Oh, I can't believe this is happening.
17:13I don't want to watch or listen.
17:15What is he going to say?
17:16Steve, do you have any advice for Andy when dating Colleen?
17:22Absolutely not.
17:24Here, mate, let me give you the...
17:29Find your own way, Slip Street.
17:34Wow, I mean, I wasn't expecting that.
17:37It's almost like Steve's fighting for me.
17:39Like, he doesn't want to give a new guy advice.
17:42This is a cock-off, and I love it.
17:46Well, then, next up, I've got to go to Gabby.
17:48Oh, fuck.
17:51This is our man, Joelle, right here.
17:53Hi, Joelle.
17:54Nice to meet you, Gabby.
17:55Nice to meet you, too.
17:56Looking good.
17:58Thanks.
17:59The agents bring in the new datees, and I see Joelle, and I'm like, yeah, I hope that one's for
18:05me.
18:05She's in good hands, guys.
18:06Good hands?
18:07She's your date, not a pre-owned hatchback.
18:09This is wild.
18:11This is fucking everything.
18:14Joelle has come at the perfect time.
18:16I need some more excitement up in here.
18:19Bring it on.
18:20Stephen, meet Clara.
18:22How you doing?
18:23You'll be going on a date with Clara.
18:24How do you feel about that?
18:26That's quite unexpected.
18:27Surprise.
18:28Thank you, Stephen.
18:29Jane, any words of advice, words of wisdom or feedback for Clara ahead of her date?
18:35Be patient.
18:36He's a sweet person.
18:38Spoken like a true friend.
18:40David.
18:42I'm here, David.
18:43Oh, hello.
18:44Tomas is catching a major case of the green-eyed monster.
18:47You will be dating fans.
18:49Hello.
18:49Nice to meet you, David.
18:50Nice to meet you as well, love.
18:52Poor Tomas.
18:53One minute he's in David's hole.
18:54The next he's sinking into despair.
18:56Wow.
18:57This has thrown a massive spanner in the works.
19:01I've got a fireman and I've got a fan.
19:03Looking all right.
19:04Legs, you'll ever.
19:05Oh, thank you.
19:08I'm excited.
19:10You know I love a twist.
19:12I like a little twist and turn as well.
19:14Careful, fan.
19:15And if you eye-bang David's pins any harder, there's no telling what Tomas will do.
19:19Keep your hands away from David.
19:20He's mine.
19:23I'll keep him warm for you, Tomas.
19:25Oh, my God.
19:26I feel like I'm being pulled from pillar to post.
19:28Wouldn't it be the first time, you dirty little satchel?
19:31Lucinda, you will be dating...
19:33Yes.
19:33Ken.
19:39Turn off the grill.
19:40The Steve-Aloy is cooked.
19:43RIP, Mr Pringles.
19:45That's my barbie right there.
19:46Oh!
19:49Oh, shit.
19:51Wow, the agents have flown in an absolute cracker.
19:55Check Ken out.
19:57Steve, any parting words for Lucinda before she goes out on a date with Ken?
20:01Lucinda, just blow him out.
20:03Don't blow him out.
20:07Next up, we've got the big man, James.
20:11Hello.
20:12Hello.
20:12All right, so, James, you're going to be dating Zara over here.
20:18How are you doing, all right?
20:18Hi.
20:19How are you doing?
20:19How are you?
20:20Very well, thank you.
20:21Good.
20:21Zara looks amazing.
20:22She's dressed to kill.
20:24There's a great vibe.
20:25But I've just kissed Scarlett.
20:26What am I supposed to do?
20:28I wish I had your problems, mate.
20:29I just spent the afternoon jet washing my driveway.
20:32So, James, obviously, you've been spending time with Scarlett.
20:34Yes.
20:34All right, so, Scarlett, do you have any advice to Zara?
20:38Just ask him loads of deep and meaningful questions.
20:41He loves it.
20:42Ow!
20:43Just get the knife out, will you?
20:44Yeah.
20:44Yeah, yeah, thank you.
20:45For some of you, this experience starts right now.
20:49Colleen.
20:50Oh, shit, what?
20:52James.
20:53Oh.
20:55And Lucinda, you guys are heading on your dates right away.
21:01Wow.
21:02No way.
21:03How are you feeling about that?
21:04I feel all right about it.
21:05Oh, that's good, then.
21:09Pretty nervous, if I'm honest.
21:11You'll be fine, love.
21:12Just be yourself.
21:13What?
21:14They told me not to be myself.
21:17They said be completely different.
21:19Is that why you've been pretending to be a DJ?
21:22Huge thank you to all of our amazing dateies.
21:26Well done.
21:28You are all being incredibly gracious.
21:31Just to remind you, your time on Tenerife, this is not over at all, OK?
21:35Brace yourselves, because not over at all usually means it's about to get ten times weirder.
21:40Goodbye.
21:41You're running off with another man.
21:43I can't believe it, Lucinda.
21:46You've been ditching me already.
21:47It's not my fault.
21:49You could look less happy about it, though.
21:51See you later, my love.
21:53See you later.
21:54You have a good night.
21:55I will do, yeah.
21:56Hello.
21:57You're done.
21:57Yeah, sorry about that.
21:59Why?
21:59Well, that's weird, isn't it?
22:01That's what it is.
22:02All right.
22:04Think I'm in.
22:04Big boy, yeah.
22:05So, so.
22:07Have a nice time.
22:08I will do.
22:09You will?
22:10Oh, James.
22:11No, not like that.
22:12Not like that.
22:13You don't need to tell me to have a nice time, honey.
22:17Don't wake up.
22:18No, I'm joking.
22:19See you, brother.
22:19Look, I've still been nice here.
22:21I'll see you soon.
22:22I really enjoyed today.
22:23Yeah, me too.
22:23I did.
22:24It was really nice.
22:25What, no hug?
22:26Oh, God, that's proper awkward.
22:27We were tonguing each other off a minute ago.
22:32Coming up!
22:33Have you been here before?
22:34I've been to Tenerife.
22:36I must have been about 20.
22:37What's the last week?
22:39Fist bump Andy brings the bands to Killeen.
22:41How do you usually date, then?
22:43Do you meet people socially?
22:45Have you done a naked attraction?
22:46Right.
22:48Don't think I'd get a date after that.
22:49Naked Nolan, I'm in.
22:51And big boy Ken's coming in hot and heavy.
22:54What star will I be getting if I was to get a kiss on you?
22:58My question to myself is do I want to be kissing on the first date?
23:02I don't know if I do.
23:12Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where before the break, the pesky agents ushered in a brand
23:18new bunch of fresh-faced dates to test the bonds our celebs have made with their previous
23:22picks from the UK.
23:25Or to put it another way, they've flown in some fresh meat to fuck shit up.
23:33The first anxious trio rapidly applying their duty-free slap are Killeen, James and Lucinda.
23:40Christ, there goes the ozone layer.
23:46And these three are hitting the town together.
23:49And after a meaty, all-day, bottomless barbecue at the villa, what could be better than...
23:54Ah, right, steak again.
23:57As Lucinda and James take their seats, I can only presume Killeen's stopped off for
24:01a nervous poo.
24:02But remind me, can you flush the bog in Tenerife, or does it go in the bin?
24:05The tissue, not the shit.
24:06You're such a gentleman, James.
24:08I try, thank you.
24:08Yeah, you're so shivering.
24:09How excited are you to meet Ken properly?
24:12He's a bit of a spunk, isn't he?
24:14Yeah, yes, yes.
24:15I mean, what a hottie.
24:16And you didn't mind me call Barbie?
24:17Well.
24:18Well, we'll see.
24:19We'll see.
24:19I'm not sure what kind of Barbie I am, but wet and wild Barbie.
24:23How about you?
24:24Yeah, I'm good.
24:25I've got to say, I was...
24:27It's quite difficult, because I obviously just kissed Scarlet.
24:31Yeah.
24:32And so I find slightly difficult to jump straight from the frying pan into the fire with a new
24:38girl, but bizarrely looked beautiful, looked really pretty.
24:42She had a nice smile.
24:43I'm very excited to get deep.
24:45You might have another pouch.
24:47Oh.
24:48Yeah, I think my gentlemanly moral code probably dictates that won't happen, but we'll see.
24:52I've got suitcase padlocks in more robust codes than him.
24:56Finally finished in the bathroom, Colleen's tipped up for a date with Andy.
25:00So I know I've got to remain open-minded with Andy.
25:04I can't put all my eggs in one basket with Steve, even though we had a great date.
25:08Who knows?
25:09Andy might bring something different to the table, and we might connect even more.
25:13I have to put my trust in the agents.
25:17Well, you've got your work cut out here, Andy.
25:19We're all rooting for you, mate.
25:21Come on, player.
25:21Let's go.
25:23Hello there.
25:23Hi.
25:24How are you?
25:25I'm good.
25:25How are you?
25:26I'm all right.
25:26I'm going to get to say hello.
25:27I know, yes.
25:28A bit more relaxed than earlier.
25:29Lovely to meet you properly.
25:31Me too.
25:31Sorry to keep me away.
25:32I know we're meant to be doing breakfast, but I'm a bit late.
25:34Oh, already banging out the gags.
25:35Yes, please.
25:36Have you not had a drink yet?
25:37No.
25:38Have you been wanting for me?
25:39Yes.
25:40I've had four glasses of wine.
25:41No, I haven't really.
25:42He's non-stop bans, bab.
25:44It was a bit tense earlier, wasn't it, meeting?
25:47It was just so out of the blue.
25:48You were speechless?
25:50Absolutely speechless.
25:50I didn't take it personally.
25:51No, please don't.
25:52It was purely because I just wasn't expecting it.
25:55Where are you from?
25:56Where's your accent from?
25:57Near Wolverhampton.
25:58Oh, right.
25:59Okay.
25:59It's a very sexy accent.
26:01Peaky blinders have made it a little bit more...
26:03Peaky blinders, yeah.
26:04Strong pitch, Andy, but I think Colleen's getting less Tommy Shelby and more Noddy Alder.
26:09Erm...
26:10Hello.
26:10Oh, hello.
26:11You like something to drink?
26:14What would you like?
26:14Can I get a Malibu and Coke, please?
26:16Malibu and Cola.
26:17Could I have a Di Serrano and Coke, please?
26:19Whoa, guys, 1983 just called and they want their drinks back.
26:23Andy seems really, really sweet.
26:25He's really doing his best.
26:27And I think I need to up my game a little bit and give him a chance.
26:32So, I don't know, maybe alcohol might help.
26:40Oh, Christ, that was a lot of Malibu.
26:42Cheers, it's nice to meet you properly.
26:43It's really nice to meet you too.
26:46Yeah, usually if I meet anyone for a drink, it's like a walk or a coffee or something.
26:50So, if we're having three courses, it's quite intense.
26:53We're not having three, are we?
26:59So, as Andy faces a battle not only to get hold of a Nolan sister, but maybe even get his
27:04hands on a dessert.
27:05Up for the balcony, Lucinda's spoiled her sweet treat gliding towards her now, and it's called Ken.
27:13Oh, hi!
27:15Hi!
27:18You've got a nice height.
27:20I don't know, how tall are you?
27:21Uh, 6'6".
27:22Oh, you're 6'6"?
27:23Yeah, 6'5 1⁄2", 6'6".
27:25OK.
27:26What's half an inch between friends, eh?
27:27And James has been paired with Hampshire-less Zara.
27:31You look beautiful.
27:33How are you?
27:33You do.
27:34Thank you, I'll try.
27:35Are you OK?
27:36Yeah, you.
27:36Cut Libby, right?
27:37Come in.
27:39It's all right.
27:40Oh, lovely.
27:42Don't you tuck me in.
27:43Love it.
27:45What's happening?
27:46Well, it's nice to be here.
27:47Yeah, it's nice to be here?
27:48Yeah, yeah, it's good.
27:49I, um, I've got to ask you, when I sat down on my first meet- have I met you
27:51before somewhere?
27:52I think you have.
27:54This could be interesting.
27:56OK.
27:57Where?
27:57In Wimbledon.
27:58Right.
27:59Last year.
28:00Yes.
28:00I think in the summer, there was an event on.
28:02Was it the tennis?
28:03Yeah.
28:03Right, when I was DJing.
28:04I'm glad that you remembered me, yes.
28:06Well, just about.
28:07I knew I wasn't going mad.
28:09I think we've got a photo together as well.
28:11Why has he stopped smiling?
28:13OK.
28:14Yeah.
28:15We've rubbed skin.
28:16We have rubbed skin.
28:17As Hazard tries to work out what skin rubbed where, Lucinda's man Ken has started his own investigations.
28:24I have to ask you, what is, what is your perfume?
28:27I mean, you smell divine.
28:28I can't tell you.
28:30It's a secret.
28:30It's one of those secrets.
28:31It's called Project D by Danny Minogue.
28:34Do you like it?
28:35I love it.
28:35I mean, three things I love is perfume, watch and cast.
28:42Watchers and cards.
28:43So they're your passions.
28:44That's my passion.
28:45This is one fancy cash splasher.
28:48Cha-ching.
28:50How about yourself?
28:51I love to travel.
28:52And your outfit, wow.
28:54It's a bit wild.
28:55Well, I thought, you know.
28:56No, 100%.
28:57I love it.
28:57Like, wild is.
28:59You're a little bit hot diggity down, so I thought I've got to bring it tonight.
29:02Oh, so.
29:02So you like what you see?
29:03I thought, well, you know, you are.
29:05But you never really told me that you like what you see.
29:08Well, I like what I see.
29:09Do you?
29:10Yeah.
29:10You're a good-looking guy.
29:12Okay, I thought I was average.
29:13With good energy.
29:14He's quite flashy, Ken, isn't he?
29:17Like, I don't know.
29:19He's sort of into the, you know, the big-time material world.
29:22But, you know, I am a bit of an earth mama.
29:25I am enjoying the compliments, though.
29:26Very complimentary.
29:28Can I ask you if you want something to drink?
29:30Oh, what a great idea.
29:32Did you want the lady first?
29:33Okay.
29:33Do you know what?
29:34I'll have a spicy margarita.
29:36Spicy margarita?
29:37Let's go.
29:37Yeah.
29:38I'll be one and done, but let's do it well.
29:41I'll turn it, um, agua.
29:43Agua.
29:44With yellow.
29:45Perfecto.
29:46Habla espanol.
29:47No, uh, falar portugues.
29:49Yeah, portugues.
29:50Uh, espanol es cinema.
29:52Mm, similar.
29:52He's one smooth dude.
29:54I bet he's good at ordering in Nando's.
29:55Thank you so much.
29:56Obrigado.
29:57Gracias.
29:59So, how do you know...
29:59I love your tattoo.
30:02So, that one's Arahala in Arabic, which is, you know, a journey, a woman's journey.
30:07A little bit of some bones.
30:08It's very soft.
30:09Aw, thanks, Ken.
30:11You're very complimentary.
30:13Well, when I see a beauty, I lose my mind.
30:17You know, honestly, it's crazy.
30:18I'm a bit of a charmer.
30:21You made me feel good.
30:23Well, she'd feel good.
30:24See, I want to make you feel like this all the time.
30:26While things hot up on the terrace, downstairs, the only heat on Colleen's date so far is coming from that
30:32table lamp.
30:33Come on, Andy.
30:34Hit her up with your best chat.
30:36Well, I don't know a great deal about you, Colleen.
30:38Right.
30:38So, it's very nice to meet you.
30:41And I've never bothered Googling a date before I've been on one.
30:45Really?
30:45Because I like to create my own impression of people.
30:48But I would imagine you're Irish with your name.
30:52Is that right?
30:52Yes.
30:53Full marks, Columbo.
30:54So, that's good.
30:55So, I've brought you a little gift.
30:57A pint of Guinness?
30:58Have you?
30:58Yes.
30:59So, it's only a little kewing, a four-leaf clover to wish you good luck.
31:03There you go.
31:04That is so lovely.
31:04Maybe it'll bring your son.
31:05Oh, Andy.
31:07Nice gesture, but you're competing against Big Steve here, mate.
31:10A bit of bargain bin tourist tap from Luton Airport.
31:13Ain't going to cut it with a Nolan sister.
31:16You made me feel bad now.
31:17Haven't you got me anything?
31:18Oh, that's really kind.
31:19Thank you so much.
31:20No, it's all right.
31:21It's just, I thought it might make her relax a little bit.
31:23Oh, yeah.
31:24Thank God for alcohol, eh?
31:27Yeah, that's exactly what Colleen's thinking.
31:31While upstairs in the posh seats, James is drinking in his date Zara.
31:35And judging by the way he's looking at her, man's thirsty.
31:39You look beautiful.
31:41You do.
31:42I try.
31:42You look handsome.
31:43Have you been here before?
31:45I've been to Tenerife.
31:47I must have been about 20.
31:48Until last week?
31:50Oh, yeah.
31:52Zara looks great.
31:53I've got to stop openly flirting and allow her space to speak to find out whether we're
31:57a perfect match or not.
31:59How have your dates been so far?
32:00Yeah.
32:00The first one, there wasn't a real spark.
32:02Do you think you need that?
32:03Of course you do.
32:03Do you need something like a spark at the beginning?
32:05I don't.
32:06Or do you like someone to grow on you?
32:08She made that sound much ruder than it was.
32:13I don't think necessarily have it straight away, but I think that vibe and chemistry is
32:17really important.
32:18It is, yeah.
32:18Because I'm a bit of a performer.
32:20You should see his DJ impression.
32:21It's hilarious.
32:50Like, I kind of get that vibe from you.
32:52Smart, because you're in great shape.
32:54I kind of always have.
32:54And it's really important what you put in your body, isn't it?
32:57Not for a rugby player.
32:58They'll shove anything up there.
32:59How are you doing, right?
33:00Hi.
33:00What do you want?
33:01Oh, lovely.
33:02I'm going to go for the steak, if that's okay.
33:05Could I get the Diablo pizza, please?
33:07Muchas gracias.
33:10What's your, like, love languages?
33:11Have you ever looked into that kind of stuff?
33:13Love language?
33:14Someone's been cramming up on the dating lingo?
33:16I guess it's like, it's the eyes, isn't it?
33:18Because you get the feeling from them, if they're feeling the vibe or not.
33:21Yeah.
33:21And I like to feel I'm a little bit, goodness, why am I picking big words?
33:24A little bit psychic.
33:26I've heard bigger words, to be fair.
33:27So, if you're psychic, as you said, how do you think the date's going to go?
33:31Well, I'm no psychic, but I reckon you'll break your man code, snog a face off,
33:34and get a dumbbell to the nutsack from Scarlet.
33:47Do you know how to use the top six?
33:49Absolutely.
33:50Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
33:52where three of our celebs are already tucking into their new date.
33:55But it's fair to say Colleen would like hers warmed up a bit.
33:59How do you usually date, then?
34:01Do you meet people socially?
34:03Do you go on the apps?
34:04Have you done naked attractions?
34:05Right.
34:06Don't think I'd get a date after that.
34:08As Colleen shrivels on her date like my knob in a cold snap,
34:12back at the villa are these three willies.
34:14I mean, wallies.
34:15Oh, my God.
34:16Lucinda's guy.
34:17Ken is a wild one.
34:19I think he's going to give her her own for his money, you know?
34:22Yeah, I agree.
34:24I think considering Stephen with the handlebars wasn't giving what she needed,
34:30he's more along the lines of what she's looking for.
34:33Do you think he might be too far the other way, though?
34:35Maybe.
34:36No, maybe about it.
34:38Ken is giving, all right.
34:39He's throwing the fucking kitchen sink at it.
34:41What have you got next for us, big man?
34:43I want to learn all about you.
34:45I'm from Nigeria.
34:46I travel a lot.
34:47I own quite a lot of businesses.
34:51What sort of business is?
34:52This guy's got money.
34:54I own restaurants, logistics, construction.
34:59I've got to the stage in my life now.
35:00It's like I'm pretty much more than comfortable.
35:04I'm actually travelling, going to Brazil for the carnival.
35:08Cool.
35:09Rio.
35:10Rio.
35:10Have you been there?
35:12No, but I'd love to go.
35:13Maybe.
35:13I've got a ticket for plus one, you know?
35:15Wow.
35:16I'm not going to lie to you.
35:17I'm a lavish guy.
35:18Calm down, mate.
35:19We've all had an Avios Companion voucher before.
35:22I'm not a show-off.
35:23But I love beautiful things.
35:25I love my sitting, sitting on a Lambo, Ferrari.
35:29I bet their owners get the right up.
35:31Look, he's trying to impress.
35:33I just prefer He Express.
35:35But look, we're on holiday and I'm just going to lean in
35:39and sort of enjoy Ed and him for what it is.
35:43Being with you, spelling your own fumeses and connecting with you.
35:47Honestly, I don't think anything.
35:48Do you understand?
35:49You're not pretending.
35:49I'm not pretending.
35:50I don't know how to.
35:51I just say things how it is.
35:53You strike me as somebody that keeps it real.
35:56Yep.
35:56Everything except the Rolex, I reckon.
35:58Let me ask you another question.
35:59What style will I be getting if I was to get a kiss on you?
36:04Right.
36:04He's done with the subtle stuff then.
36:06Because I'm not going to lie to you.
36:07Your lips is just doing it for me.
36:09And it's just...
36:10My question to myself is do I want to be kissing on the first stage?
36:15I don't know if I do...
36:16No, you usually just get married on them.
36:19It's quite an intimate thing, kissing, isn't it?
36:20You think so?
36:22It's just every time I look at you and those lips, I just...
36:27I just need it.
36:29And I just feel like...
36:30Need it or want it?
36:31Both.
36:32So you're saying I'm your type.
36:34Did I say that?
36:35Well, okay.
36:36I'm hoping that I'm your type.
36:38Oh, look.
36:38I would say you're one of my types.
36:40Like a hot, beautiful Nigerian...
36:45Nigerian stallion.
36:46Loving this.
36:47I'm loving this.
36:48Come on now.
36:49Come on now.
36:49I'm loving this.
36:50Come on now.
36:50Your hands are so soft.
36:52And my dick is so hard.
36:54Not mine.
36:54His.
36:56I've got big hands, don't I?
36:57This is actually disgusting even for me.
36:59That's nice.
37:00You've got some strong hands.
37:02Your hands are so, like, relaxing.
37:05I won't do that.
37:07All right.
37:08That's nice.
37:08I like that.
37:09Yeah.
37:09Should we leave this?
37:09Getting a bit much.
37:11But someone who's so far managed to keep his hands to himself is James, who's still pretending
37:15to be interested in beauty pageants.
37:17What do you have to do for it?
37:19Mmm.
37:20Can you give me a walk?
37:21Shall we show you?
37:22Yeah, show me, show me, show me.
37:23Oh, my goodness.
37:23Well, that didn't take much persuading.
37:25It's a good vision.
37:25You don't have to put the kini on.
37:26We can just do that.
37:27Oh, she's got to go out.
37:28Yeah.
37:29Well, if that's an option.
37:31I'm going to find something for you to do for me, then.
37:33Oh, I mean, that could be amazing.
37:35Right, then.
37:36Okay, then.
37:36Let's do this, then.
37:39Oh, wow.
37:44It's a bit weird without music, isn't it?
37:48Can we stick something on, please?
37:51Not that.
37:52Okay, now.
37:56Here we go.
37:56That's better.
37:59Work it, baby.
38:02Go on, babe.
38:04Yes!
38:04Well done.
38:05I'll give you some animation as well.
38:06You smashed that.
38:06Well done.
38:07That's incredible.
38:08What can I get you to do for me?
38:10I don't think I've got a walk in me.
38:15Back on her date with Andy from Wolverhampton, the main course has arrived.
38:20Jesus!
38:21That's gone.
38:22Are you really hungry?
38:23And it looks like Colleen might be starting to thaw out.
38:26Maybe that plastic four-leaf clover worked after all.
38:29I love what I do, but my favourite place is home.
38:32I've got a little farm.
38:34What do you do on the farm?
38:35All the animal noises.
38:37If you're after a disappointed wine, Andy, you're going the right way about it.
38:40So I've got horses and goats and ducks and chickens and dogs and cats.
38:45I'm allergic to horses.
38:47If I touch them, I'd like, you know, a pig get shaving.
38:50Rashi.
38:50Rashi.
38:51The one word you definitely don't want to hear on a date.
38:54My ex-husband was allergic to cats.
38:56Oh, really?
38:57Which one?
38:58Near the end, when I couldn't get rid of him, I bought cats.
39:02Loads of cats.
39:03I only bought two back then.
39:05I thought, this will get rid of the bugger.
39:08And he went, have you bought them so I leave?
39:10I went, yes.
39:12And he went, okay, I'm going.
39:14You ran out scratching.
39:15You're scratching his neck.
39:16Oh, dear me.
39:19Andy's a really, really nice bloke, but so far, I'm kind of making myself laugh more than he is.
39:24And I just think it all flowed better with Steve.
39:28There's no way I can eat any more of this pizza.
39:30I feel so bad.
39:31What a waste.
39:31It's massive, isn't it?
39:37Back upstairs with Hazen out on his date with Zara.
39:40And her catwalk obviously got his juices flowing, because he's still banging on about pageantry.
39:45I do remember with pageant conversations, you've got questions.
39:48I mean, that world peace is still just the answer to all.
39:51That's a stereotypical, isn't it?
39:52Yeah, yeah.
39:53Yes, like on Miss Congeniality.
39:55Yes.
39:56What's the speech you give?
39:57So, the little pageants that I have done, we didn't have to give speeches.
40:00Okay.
40:00But we had to prepare for that if we were going to give one.
40:03So, we've got a list of 25 questions and we sort of had to learn.
40:06There was things like, if there's one thing you could change about your own country, what would it be?
40:10And what would it be?
40:11The weather.
40:13Yeah, sod the cost of living crisis and equality for all.
40:16Just make it fucking sunny.
40:17What else?
40:18But, um...
40:19Well, ask me five questions and I'll just go, like, just go off the top of my head.
40:23Let's do it.
40:23Okay.
40:26Um...
40:26Okay.
40:30Don't rush her, Hazza.
40:31I've been on countdown and the pressure is real.
40:35If there was one thing...
40:38Ooh, that you could...
40:40Come on, Zara.
40:42Oh, my God, I'm so on the spot.
40:46You're running out of time.
40:48I bet.
40:49I'm up here freezing in my bikini.
40:51Yeah.
40:52My testicles are beginning to hang out the side of my bikini.
40:55I'm here.
40:55That's the thing.
40:56I'm waiting, I'm looking.
40:57Can you ask me a favourite colour?
40:59We'll start with that.
40:59Come on.
41:03How do you think this is going?
41:04She's done it.
41:06Woo.
41:07I've had a nice time.
41:07I think you're nice.
41:08I think you're really fine.
41:09I think it's been really good.
41:10Would you date me again if you wanted to...
41:12If I said yes?
41:12I'd love to date you again, yeah.
41:14I think there's so much more to be said.
41:15If you want another date.
41:17Right, okay.
41:19We'll see.
41:21He's got another date.
41:23She's called Scarlet.
41:24Look, she's really attractive.
41:26But unfortunately, I cannot kiss her because I've got to stick to my guns.
41:30It's just not the gentlemanly thing to do.
41:33I've taken care of the bill.
41:34Have you?
41:35Yes, I have.
41:35Oh, what a gent.
41:37My pleasure.
41:39Oh, my date with James is really good.
41:41I enjoyed it and he's a true gentleman.
41:44Sarah's really nice.
41:45I think she's really sweet and she's very pretty.
41:47I'm definitely attracted to Sarah 100% physically, yes.
41:52But we were chatting away and stuff and I stopped talking.
41:55There wasn't a lot of questions coming back.
41:58So safe evening.
41:59I really enjoyed that.
41:59See you later.
42:00See you, bye.
42:01And I think these agents are sick of me talking at people.
42:05So I just probably need to go away and sleep on it and work out where my head's at.
42:08Well, I think we all know where Colleen's head's at because she can't stop thinking about
42:12big man Steve, which is a shame because she's currently on a date with this guy.
42:17But Andy's digging deep, trying to tune into her interest.
42:20I like all sorts of music, really.
42:22Yeah, me too.
42:23I was listening earlier to that Kanye West song where it starts with one key.
42:28I forget what it's called now.
42:30Ding.
42:30And it's so simple but it's beautiful, you know.
42:34Blink twice if you need rescuing, Colleen.
42:39So it's been really lovely meeting you.
42:42Yes, it's been an absolute pleasure to meet you as well.
42:44It's been lovely, hasn't it?
42:45It has been really nice.
42:46Shall we go now, though, because it's cold?
42:47Yeah, yeah, let's go and get warm.
42:49It's, yeah, we're all the chilly out of here.
42:51It has.
42:52The day was lovely this evening, really got on well with Colleen.
42:55I'm hoping my allergy of horses and cats that I didn't mention as well doesn't put Colleen
43:01off me.
43:03But if I do go and visit her, I'll have to wear one of these full suits just to stop
43:07me
43:08getting a rash because that would definitely put her off from seeing me again.
43:11I've never enjoyed chattering teeth so much.
43:15After you.
43:16Andy was a really lovely man.
43:19He bought me a little present which was so sweet and I was very grateful for that.
43:22But I just didn't feel a connection or a spark and I have to feel it.
43:30I have to feel it.
43:31It's lovely to meet you.
43:32Lovely to meet you.
43:33Have a nice evening.
43:34Take care, yeah.
43:34And I hope that four-leaf clover brings you luck as well.
43:36Thank you so much for that.
43:38No problem.
43:38It was so lovely.
43:39See you again.
43:39All right, have a nice evening.
43:40Bye.
43:40Bye-bye.
43:41I think Steve probably played a part in tonight.
43:45Steve gave me that connection, that fire.
43:49Oh, Steve doesn't watch this.
43:50He'll be all right, big-headed sod.
43:54He'll be like, yeah, I know, babe.
43:57Get over it.
43:59And I will, Steve, if you're watching.
44:04Intoxicated by the sweet scent and lips of luscious Lucinda,
44:07will Keane Kenneth finally get what he wants and needs warning?
44:11Some viewers may find the following seem disturbing.
44:13This thing, you smell good.
44:14What's the perfume you got on?
44:15It's a secret.
44:16But I'm glad you like it.
44:17Is it a mix?
44:18No.
44:19I think I can guess what it is.
44:20What's that?
44:21I need to smell it again and then I can guess.
44:24You're cheeky.
44:25No, I'm the same.
44:26All right, come on in.
44:27Let me smell it again.
44:27Come on in.
44:28Anyone else suspect this isn't about perfume?
44:31Wait, it's you know?
44:32No.
44:33I'm telling you, it's Danny Minogue.
44:35Oh, it just smells so good.
44:36Oh, God.
44:38Don't think.
44:42It's so sexy.
44:44I want to kiss you, you know that?
44:45Yeah, I think she gets the idea, mate.
44:47No, I want to kiss you.
44:48Why cheeky?
44:49Listen, I'm not going to lie to you.
44:50The reason I actually have a kiss is to make it a lovely one kiss.
44:54Okay, just a little peck?
44:55Yeah, like a little peck.
44:56But I want a medium peck, man.
44:58You know that baby girl come here?
44:59You know that I need you.
45:02I want to see you go.
45:04Come on, look at this.
45:06Oh.
45:06I just didn't need a wham.
45:07No, wait.
45:08You didn't want.
45:10Oh.
45:11I know what I'm telling you to ask now.
45:14Okay, what are you doing?
45:16It's too much.
45:24Oh, God.
45:27You like the face?
45:29You're yummy.
45:30Because tonight, baby, I want to get risky with you.
45:35Anyone else had enough?
45:37Let's get the fuck out of here.
45:39Next time.
45:40We're here.
45:42The celebs get wet and wild.
45:44Chances, you know, not staring at you too much.
45:46Before the shit hits the fan.
45:48This is where shit gets real.
45:50As true feelings are revealed.
45:53The sexual chemistry wasn't there.
45:55I want somebody who's going to give me everything.
45:59And dating decisions are made.
46:02I just wanted a bit more back.
46:03I'm going to say no.
46:04As our celebs.
46:06Hello.
46:06You've got a great body.
46:07Go.
46:08I might be asexual.
46:09Dating.
46:11Dating.
46:25You've got a great body.
46:28Let's get to it.
46:30I'm going to say no.
46:34I might be asexual.
46:35Bye.
46:36Bye.
46:37Bye.
46:37Bye.
46:37Bye.
46:40Bye.
46:41Bye.
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