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Sean tries to keep custody over his younger brother after his wicked teacher tries to tear them apart…
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00:09All right, class. Remember to be here first thing for the presentation tomorrow.
00:14Not so fast, Shay. I noticed that you never wrote anything down for what Catholic item
00:19you will be bringing in for your presentation tomorrow. Am I to assume that you haven't
00:23got one?
00:24Nah, I do have one. I'll have it in for tomorrow.
00:26Good. If you don't have it, you will fail the religious class and you may be kicked out
00:31of school.
00:35Hello?
00:36Yeah, it's Sean. Yeah, it's me, Aidan, your best friend in the whole world. I was wondering
00:42if you wanted to hang out today.
00:44Aidan, I can't. I'm watching this film for uni.
00:48Oh, really? What's the film called?
00:51It's called Forgive Me For Raping You.
00:56What?
00:57That is an actual film by Bill Zebub about a Catholic priest going and doing the most
01:04horrendous thing ever to someone. It's horrible. I hate it. My uni lecturer is making me watch
01:08it.
01:10Is your uni lecturer a paedophile?
01:12Daniel. I think he might be, like, in jail, like, what-
01:15Right, I'll let you get back to it then. Hit me up later if you want to hang out. And
01:20I
01:20was going to say enjoy the film, but I really hope you don't, to be honest.
01:25Yeah, nah, I'm not. Don't worry. Bill Zebub needs to be fucking arrested, Jerry.
01:30Oh, oh, oh my god. All right, Shay, buddy. How are you?
01:33Okay. What are you watching?
01:35This? Nothing. It's just a film about a Catholic priest. Nothing more. No need to look into it.
01:40I need to go out the bathroom, so I'll hear about your date school later, okay?
01:44Film about a Catholic priest? Hello. You're coming with me.
01:49All right, class. Now it is Shay Laman's turn to present. Let's all hope this goes well
01:55for him.
01:56So, my presentation is about this film my older brother owns, about a Catholic priest. So
02:00I hope you all enjoy it.
02:02Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
02:07Oh, well, I have a confession to make as well.
02:12What's that, Father?
02:14I locked the door when you came in.
02:20Oh, where is it, Jerry?
02:24Oh, Shay, you okay? What happened to you?
02:27I got suspended.
02:28What? Why?
02:30Because of your DVD.
02:32Shay, you took my DVD into school.
02:35My teacher wants to see you tonight.
02:37Oh, fuck!
02:40Hello, Miss Killip.
02:42Sean Lammond.
02:44Now, Officer Sancho.
02:46That is not my name.
02:47My name is Officer Manginder Sandhu.
02:49Arrest this man!
02:52Look, this guy right here, I would love to arrest him, to be honest with you.
02:56However, I don't think I have any cause to arrest him right now.
03:00This man, in his negligent parenting style, caused me to get in to bother with my boss, I may lose
03:09my job because of what happened in my classroom today.
03:12So he must be arrested.
03:15Well, honestly, I think you're more at fault for that than he is.
03:18So, honestly, I'm going to go.
03:19I have actual crimes to solve.
03:21Goodbye.
03:22Yeah, I'm going to go too.
03:23And I'm also putting in a complaint with a head teacher about this because, I mean, I didn't really do
03:28anything wrong.
03:28Like, you can't judge my parents in style.
03:31Like, yeah, you deserve to get fired, bro.
03:33I'm not going to lie.
03:34Ho, ho, ho, ho.
03:35This is not over yet.
03:37My first attempt at upholding the law may have failed.
03:40But my next one will succeed.
03:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:49Hello?
03:51Hello, Mr. Lemon.
03:52We got an anonymous CD sent to us with audio of your younger brother saying he isn't happy living here.
03:59What?
04:00She would never say something like that.
04:01Who sent that in?
04:03I'm sorry.
04:04I am not allowed to disclose that information.
04:06I need to conduct an investigation around your home to see that it is fit for a child to live
04:11in.
04:11All right.
04:12Come on in.
04:12Right, okay.
04:14So here's the kitchen.
04:16Why is there a ghost with a chef hitting a spatula on?
04:20That's Jerry.
04:21He's making some food right now.
04:23Jerry, say hi to the police officer.
04:25Oh, whoa, whoa.
04:26You can't say that.
04:27Don't arrest him for that, officer.
04:28Please.
04:31Sean, can we move on to the next room, please?
04:34Yeah, yeah, sure.
04:34Okay.
04:37Okay.
04:38So now we've got my room and my uncle here.
04:41He's just installing a new ceiling fan for me.
04:44This is fucking ridiculous.
04:47This old one needs to fucking go away.
04:49It's too heavy.
04:51Okay.
04:52Is there another bedroom I can see here?
04:55Well, there's my sister's, but I'd rather you not go in there, to be honest.
04:57She might murder both of us if you do that.
05:00Uh, okay.
05:03So this is the dining room.
05:05Uh, why are there pillows and a blanket on the table of the dining room?
05:09Well, this is where my wee brother Shay's sleeping right now.
05:11Because, uh, I mean, I've not been able to afford, like, a bed for him yet.
05:15Uh, we're just moving rooms right now.
05:16You see, and his old bed was, like, disgusting.
05:18So I had to throw it out.
05:19So, yeah, he's just sleeping on the dining room table right now.
05:22Uh, I'm sorry to say it, Sean, but you, you failed.
05:27Like, this is a very, very unsafe environment.
05:30And I'm going to have to file the paperwork to have your brother taken off of you and put into
05:35foster care.
05:37What? No!
05:38You can't do that to me!
05:40I really am sorry.
05:42Oh, my God.
05:45Aidan.
05:46I'm going to need you to get everyone around here right now.
05:49It's an emergency.
05:51Thanks for coming over, guys.
05:53Ah, no problem, Sean.
05:54What's your emergency?
05:56Do you remember our teacher from high school?
05:58The religious one, Miss Killop?
06:00Well, she is trying to take my wee brother off of me.
06:04Like, the police came over and he's failing the paperwork right now.
06:14Oh, sorry about that, mate.
06:16Shay!
06:17Shay Lammond!
06:18Why are you crying, man?
06:20It's nothing, Caleb.
06:21Oh, come on, Shay.
06:22Something's wrong.
06:23You can tell you're old.
06:24I'm called Caleb.
06:25The officer did say that it was because of some audio of Shay saying he wasn't happy living here,
06:30but I think that Miss Killop has faked that.
06:32So if we can get proof of that, then we can save my wee brother.
06:35You guys in?
06:36Sounds good, Sean.
06:37Sounds good, Sean.
06:37I'm in.
06:38Fuck her.
06:39I'm going to help you.
06:40Yeah, me too, Sean.
06:42Don't worry.
06:43Thanks, Nathan.
06:44Thanks, Aidan.
06:45Yes, Sean.
06:46That sounds horrible.
06:48Can you give me a second?
06:49Then you go out of the toilet.
06:51Oh, what am I going to do?
06:53Sean's my friend and I really want to help him out here.
06:56Oh, my God.
06:57I'm just so in love with Miss Killop.
06:59I can never harm or hurt her in any way.
07:02Mate, did you just say you're in love with your fucking 50-year-old teacher?
07:07Mate, that is rank.
07:09No, I didn't say that.
07:11Aye, you did.
07:12I heard you.
07:12I was up the stairs.
07:13I fucking heard you.
07:14They probably heard you in there and all.
07:16Aye, you just get out of here, mate.
07:19Oh, fuck, Shay.
07:20That's rough.
07:21Wait, why don't I come to your class and get revenge on that teacher with you?
07:25That sounds good.
07:26But don't you have other things you need to do?
07:29Nah.
07:30Alex was on holiday with his mum and dad.
07:31And Andrew's hanging out with this boring guy called Robert.
07:34So I'm just myself today.
07:35I'd love to help you out.
07:36Okay, let's go.
07:37I wonder if I've donated enough money to reform.
07:40Do you think I have?
07:43Oh, hello?
07:46Ah.
07:47Oh, my gosh.
07:48Oh, that sounds horrible.
07:49Okay, myself and my second best officer will be right there.
07:53All right.
07:56Please hurry.
07:57So now we just need to wait till we hear the sirens and then we can just go in.
08:01Freeze!
08:02You think you could pull one over on the police?
08:05No.
08:06Wait, what?
08:08How did you guys know the call was fake?
08:11Because of me.
08:13Harris!
08:14What the fuck?
08:15I'm sorry, Sean, but Miss Killip played me an audio tape of Shea Lamin saying he hated
08:24living with you.
08:25And I don't think it's fake.
08:27It sounded too real to me.
08:28So, yeah, I switched sides.
08:30I'm on her side now.
08:32Oh, Harris, you evil prick.
08:34Why would you do that?
08:36Because it's what's right.
08:37That's why.
08:38That's the only reason I have for switching sides.
08:44Okay, Shea, when the teacher leaves the classroom, I'll look around for some way we can get blackmail
08:48or revenge on her.
08:50How are you going to do that?
08:51Don't worry, Shea.
08:52I'm great at ruining people's lives.
08:55Hello, class.
08:57I'll back with you shortly.
08:58I just have a matter to discuss with the police.
09:00Would one of you be so kind as to put my car keys on my desk?
09:06Oh, yeah, I'll do it.
09:08Thank you so much, darling.
09:10Shea, this is perfect.
09:12We can go into your car when she drives home, then break into your house.
09:15I'm not doing that.
09:16That's illegal.
09:17Fine.
09:18I'll do it myself.
09:22Oh, boy.
09:23I can't wait to get kidnapped.
09:26I can't believe Harris would betray us like that.
09:30Hello, Sean.
09:32Oh, my God.
09:33Professor Jarvis.
09:35Sean, who's this guy?
09:37He's, guys, Aidan, he's the guy that gave me the Bills of Bud movie.
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42What are you doing here, sir?
09:44Well, Sean, you haven't been in my class for three whole days.
09:49And I haven't got my DVD back of my favourite movie.
09:54So, I had to come and see what happened.
09:57Uh, well, the thing is, my wee brother took it in to school and his RE teacher, Miss Caleb, confiscated
10:04it.
10:04And that's actually why I'm in jail right now.
10:07Wait, did you say Miss Caleb?
10:11Yeah.
10:12Do you know her, sir?
10:14Oh, I know her.
10:16I know her all too well.
10:18Oh, where is she?
10:21Hello?
10:22Come to the church.
10:24We have to discuss something with you.
10:27Who's there?
10:28It's me.
10:30Oh, Miss Caleb.
10:33Well, we have decided that it is wrong for you to keep shagging Pico.
10:39So we have put a stop to it and we have sent her back.
10:44You too, father?
10:46Yes, I'm afraid we had to send Pico away.
10:49It just wasn't right what you were doing.
10:51But it wasn't just sex.
10:53It was love.
10:55I loved her.
10:57No, you did not love her.
11:00You couldn't love her.
11:01It is impossible to love her.
11:04No!
11:09That horrible woman.
11:12Took my love away from me, Sean.
11:15Oh, that's awful.
11:16I'm really sorry to hear that, Professor Jarvis.
11:20Jeez, oh.
11:21Please, just call me Andrew.
11:24All right, Andrew, well, the thing is Miss Caleb's trying to do the exact same thing and take...
11:29Well, not the exact same thing, but is trying to take my wee brother away from me as well.
11:33So, is there any way that you could help us?
11:38Absolutely.
11:38Absolutely. That woman needs to be shot and killed.
11:42She's horrible and deserves no less than that.
11:46So, I will help you.
11:47I know where she lives.
11:49Follow me, guys.
11:51I'll get you out of here.
11:53Miss Caleb, my loyalty lies 100% with you.
11:57Take it easy, son.
11:58You're supposed to worship Jesus, not me.
12:01Ah, my mistake.
12:03Our next step of the plan involves you coming over to my house and helping me dispose of some...
12:11Evidence.
12:12My mind's telling me no.
12:18But my body...
12:20My body's telling me yes.
12:24Oh, police chief, I have some bad news.
12:27Oh, what is it, Officer Sandhu?
12:29Those boys we arrested today who were trying to prank call us...
12:33They escaped.
12:35What?
12:36Oh, crap.
12:38Oh, no, this is bad.
12:40Yes, they might have stolen some information from the police station.
12:43They might have our national information.
12:45Wait, Officer Sandhu.
12:47You're a national?
12:48Yes, of course I am.
12:50What did you think I was?
12:51I thought you were an immigrant.
12:53Wait, what?
12:54Why the fuck do you think I was working you 24 hours, seven days a week?
12:59Oh, I thought you just hated me.
13:01Well, it's true.
13:02I don't really like you sometimes, but...
13:04Oh, my God.
13:04I didn't...
13:05I didn't know.
13:07Does this mean you're going to give me an actual salary and days off and stuff?
13:13Yes, yes.
13:13But first, we have to go catch these boys.
13:15Yes, yes.
13:16That's what we need to do.
13:17So, right, okay, fair enough.
13:19So, what is it we're actually doing here?
13:22Well, I need to dispose of the fake audio clip I had of Shea Lammond.
13:27Wait, wait, what?
13:28That was fake?
13:29Yes.
13:30Why would you do something like that?
13:32Just to get Sean's brother taken off of him?
13:35Because I know for a fact that he is not happy in that household.
13:39He didn't even need to say it.
13:40I just knew.
13:41And I think, as a child of God, it is my responsibility to take him out of that hostile environment
13:47and put him somewhere safe.
13:49Strictly within my care.
13:51Oh, I just seem so morally wrong to do.
13:56Well, I don't think so.
13:58I think if there's something you can do to be a good Christian, you just need to do it.
14:04Even if it means stepping on other people who are bad Christians.
14:08Huh.
14:09That's really fucked up.
14:13Here we are.
14:15Ah, brilliant.
14:17Okay, I'll just be here in a minute.
14:18Okay.
14:20Okay, are you ready?
14:22Hi, Harris.
14:23Caleb.
14:24Caleb.
14:26That's me.
14:28Ow.
14:29That's it.
14:35Ah, what have you got in this bag here?
14:38Hank or something?
14:39How dare you?
14:41Where is it?
14:42Oh, no, not this.
14:44I'll burn this later.
14:46Oh, there it is.
14:49Yeah!
14:52I'll be taking that.
14:54Oh, no, you will not.
14:56I have come so far and I'm about to win.
15:00I'm not going to let a little dwarf get in the way of me.
15:08Oh, my God.
15:09That was disgusting.
15:11That was disgusting.
15:12Ugh.
15:14No.
15:17No.
15:19It's over.
15:20As soon as I destroy this DVD, any evidence against me is destroyed with it.
15:25Then I can adopt Shea Lammond for myself.
15:30But don't worry, darling.
15:32I'll raise him right.
15:36Oh, who is this at the door now?
15:40Oh, who is this at the door now?
15:40Hello?
15:41Hello, Miss Caleb.
15:43Ugh.
15:44Sean Lammond.
15:46When are you just going to give up?
15:48Never.
15:49Not until we beat you.
15:51And we didn't come alone.
15:54Hello, Miss Caleb.
15:57Who the hell are you?
15:59I'm just a man seeking the true love that you stole from him unfairly.
16:07So, I'm going to do what is right by my love.
16:11Kill you.
16:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:15Yes, I said in the jail cell, Sean.
16:17We're going to come and shoot her to death.
16:20No, no, no, no, no.
16:21I did not agree to that.
16:23I did not agree to this.
16:29We did it, guys.
16:30We destroyed her DVD of evilness.
16:33No, you fucking retards.
16:36Do you not know what you've just done?
16:39Caleb?
16:40You have just destroyed the one bit of evidence that could have led to that woman's unrest.
16:45Oh, you...
16:46Oh, my God.
16:48Freeze, what is going on here?
16:51Yes, this situation looks a bit tense.
16:55Officers, these men all broke into my house and tried to shoot me to death.
16:59Oh, really?
17:01Well, looks like you're going back to jail, Sean Lammond, for life this time, along with all your associates here.
17:08No, no, no, Butley.
17:09I didn't know that Andrew was going to pull out a gun and...
17:12But why would we go to jail?
17:14No, because we...
17:18We were just trying to save our friend Harris, who she kidnapped and put in the back of her car.
17:26Wait, what?
17:27That is a wild accusation.
17:29Of course I didn't do that.
17:31Really?
17:32Well, then I guess you wouldn't mind the police here searching the back of your car.
17:37Yeah, why not?
17:39Go ahead, search my car.
17:41Harris will be sitting there and he'll testify that I did nothing wrong.
17:44Do it.
17:47Yeah, you're going to jail.
17:49Ah, no!
17:50If I go to jail, I'll be fired for sure!
17:53Well, you should have thought about that before you kidnapped that guy.
17:56Thank you so much, like, Caleb.
17:58We couldn't have done that without you.
18:00Eh, it's okay, Sean.
18:01Don't worry about it.
18:02Oh, my God.
18:04All right, guys.
18:05That teacher's going off to jail.
18:07She won't bother you anymore.
18:08Oh, uh, Sean, by the way, I forgot to tell you.
18:10We took your brother out of school and put him in an adoption agency.
18:14So, yeah, he'll probably never see him again.
18:16We've got all of that processed.
18:18Wait, wait, what?
18:19I thought I was going to keep him because...
18:23Because we stopped the bad guy.
18:25We got her arrested.
18:26Well, yeah, she's probably going to jail for a while,
18:29but that doesn't nullify the judicial process.
18:32Like, you're still an unfit parent.
18:34Why the hell are you looking after your little brother anyway?
18:37You're way too young and just inequipped, inexperienced.
18:40Experienced, it would seem.
18:42Oh, I'm doing it because, I mean, my mum passed away,
18:44so I'm like his caretaker now.
18:47Oh.
18:48Well, it sucks to be you, I guess.
18:51Bye.
18:52I can't believe it.
18:54My wee brother, he's gone forever.
18:57You know what I can't believe?
19:00Eh, Nathan, should we be talking about this right now?
19:02Well, I just think it's important because of his ways.
19:06Sean did believe that that guy, Andrew Jarvis,
19:09knew Miss Killip, but she didn't seem to know him.
19:12So, I mean, what the fuck was he actually doing here?
19:16Eh, that's a good point, Nathan.
19:17What was his motivation for being here?
19:20Oh, yes, I can't believe it.
19:22Forgive me for raping you.
19:23My favourite movie ever.
19:25Oh, my God.
19:26Yes, I love it so much.
19:27I wish I was a Catholic priest.
19:38Well, here you are, sir.
19:40Here is all the paperwork that proves I am a Scottish national.
19:43Oh, thank you, Officer Sandhu.
19:45I am going to light a cigarette now.
19:48Would you like a cigarette, Officer Sandhu?
19:50Oh, no, thank you, sir.
19:51I don't smoke.
19:53Well, okay.
19:54Here I go.
19:55Oh, whoops.
19:56Oh, oh, my God, sir.
19:57No, my national paper.
19:59Oh, no, it's all burning and it's gone.
20:02Oh, I guess that means you're going to have to work for the police station forever
20:07with no breaks or holidays or pay, really,
20:09or else I'm going to have to deport you
20:11because you've got no national papers
20:13that prove you aren't an immigrant anymore.
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