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A meddling teacher tries to get Sean's brother taken off of him, so Sean and his friends must fight back against her in order to stop this from happening.

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00:00all right class remember to be here first thing for the presentation tomorrow not so fast shay
00:16i noticed that you never wrote anything down for what catholic item you will be bringing in for
00:20your presentation tomorrow am i to assume that you haven't got one no i do have one i'll have
00:26it in for tomorrow good if you don't have it you will fail the religious class and you may be kicked
00:32out of school hello yeah it's me aiden your best friend in the whole world i was wondering if you
00:43wanted to hang out today aiden i can't i'm watching this film for uni oh really what's the film called
00:51it's it's called forgive me for raping you what that is an actual film by bill zebub about a catholic
01:03priest going and doing the most horrendous thing ever to someone it's horrible i hate it my uni
01:08lecturer is making me watch it is your uni lecturer a paedophile i i think he might be like jail
01:16right i'll let you get back to it then hit me up later if you want to hang out and i was gonna say
01:22enjoy the film but i really hope you don't to be honest yeah nah i'm not don't worry bill zebub
01:28needs to be fucking arrested jerry oh oh oh my god all right shay buddy how how are you okay what are
01:35you watching this nothing it's just a film about a catholic priest uh nothing more no need to look
01:41into it uh i need to go to the bathroom so i'll hear about your date school later okay film about
01:46a catholic priest hello you're coming with me all right class now it is shay lamon's turn to present
01:55let's all hope this goes well for him so my presentation is about this film my older brother
02:01owns about a catholic priest so i hope you'll enjoy it bless me father for i have sinned oh well
02:11i have a confession to make as well what's that father i locked the door when you came in
02:21oh where is it jerry oh shay you okay what happened to you i got suspended what why because
02:34of your dvd shay you took my dvd into school my teacher wants to see you tonight oh fuck all right
02:45okay all right okay don't worry shay everything's fine i can get it sorted out leave it to your big
02:49bro all right thanks sean of course where is she hello miss killop sean lamond why are you here
03:00well ever since her mum passed away i've been looking after shay so oh okay well that'll make
03:07this even easier then now officer sanshu that is not my name my name is officer manjinder sandhu
03:15you need to get it right oh it doesn't matter now arrest this man look this guy right here i would
03:23love to arrest him to be honest with you he and his friends have caused me more pain and turmoil in
03:28this last year than any other individual i have ever known however i don't think i have any cause to
03:34arrest him right now so i can't do that this man and his negligent parenting style caused me to get
03:42into bother with my boss i may lose my job because of what happened in my classroom today so he must be
03:49arrested well honestly i think you're more at fault for that than he is you should have supervised the
03:54project before you played it in front of a room full of children i think you deserve to get fired
03:59so honestly i'm going to go i have actual crimes to solve goodbye yeah i'm gonna go too and i'm
04:05also putting in a complaint uh with a head teacher about this because i mean i didn't really do anything
04:10wrong like you can't judge my parents in style like yeah you you deserve to get fired bro i'm not gonna
04:15lie oh this is not over yet my first attempt at upholding the law may have failed but my next one
04:23will succeed
04:24hello you won't believe the amount of phone calls we got at the station last night
04:37last night do you ever take a break or a day off or something i get 30 minutes off on sundays
04:43unfortunately that is the time that she is at church
04:47who kill up the teacher from yesterday that bitch is constant with us whenever there's something
04:54wrong she will harass the station until she gets her way every time so i'm sorry but i need to
04:59conduct an investigation around your home to see that it is fit for a child to live in
05:03uh well oh that's okay like i mean yeah this is safe so yeah come on in right okay so here's the
05:11kitchen uh why is there a ghost with a chef hitting a spatula on that's jerry he's he's making some food
05:18right now jerry say hi to the police officer
05:20oh jerry man that is real funny uh sean he didn't he didn't say anything what are you talking about
05:32yeah he did didn't you jerry oh whoa whoa you can't say that don't arrest him for that officer
05:38please sean can we can we move on to the next room please yeah yeah sure okay
05:45okay so now we've got my room and my uncle here he's just installing a new ceiling fan for me
05:58this is fucking ridiculous oh this old one needs to fucking go away it's too heavy
06:04okay uh is there another bedroom i can see here uh well there's my sisters but i'd rather you not
06:11go in there to be honest like she might murder both of us if you do that okay so this is the
06:19dining room uh why are there pillows and a blanket on the table of the dining room well this is where
06:24my wee brother shay's sleeping right now because i mean i've not been able to afford like a bed for
06:28him yet uh we're just moving rooms right now you see and his old bed was like disgusting so i had to
06:33throw out so yeah he's just sitting on the dining room table right now i'm sorry to say sean but
06:39you you failed like this is a very very unsafe environment and i'm going to have to file the
06:46paperwork to have your brother taken off of you and put into foster care what no he can't do that to me
06:53i really am sorry i hate giving her the satisfaction of this every single time
07:00wait every single time she's done this before
07:04sean she does this all the time okay is that no evidence against why why you shouldn't take him
07:12take him away from me i don't know if there's evidence for that but i can't give it to you i'm
07:18sorry you're just a civilian no no please i'm sorry sean oh my god
07:26aiden i'm gonna need you to get everyone around here right now it's an emergency
07:33thanks for coming over guys ah no problem sean what's your emergency
07:38do you remember our teacher from high school the religious one miss killop well she is trying to
07:46take my wee brother off of me put me into foster care so she's almost succeeded as well like
07:54the police came over and he's failing the paperwork right now
08:04oh sorry about that mate shay shay lammond why are you crying man it's nothing caleb oh come on shay
08:12something's wrong you can tell you're old uncle caleb but the police officer said to me that she's done
08:18this before so i'm thinking if we somehow manage to like get into that police station when they're not
08:24working or when they're out on a job we can find evidence against her we can use it against her and i
08:30get to keep my wee brother you guys in sounds good sean i'm in fuck her i'm going to help you
08:37oh yeah me too sean don't worry thanks nathan thanks aiden uh yes sean that sounds horrible
08:45if you get me a second i need you go out of the toilet oh what am i gonna do sean's my friend
08:51i don't really want to help him out here oh my god i'm just so in love with miss killop
08:56i can never harm or hurt her in any way mate did you just say you're in love with a
09:02fucking fifty year old teacher mate that is rank no i didn't say that i did i heard you i was up
09:10the stairs i fucking heard you they probably heard you in there i know all right you just get out of
09:14here mate oh fuck she that's rough wait why don't i come to your class and get revenge on that teacher
09:21with you that sounds good but don't you have other things you need to do nah alex is on holiday with his
09:29mum and dad and i'm just hanging out with this boarding guy called robert so i'm just myself
09:32today i'd love to help you okay let's go i wonder if i've donated enough money to reform
09:40oh hello ah oh my gosh oh that sounds horrible okay myself and my second best officer will be right
09:49there all right thank you please hurry officer sandu yes police chief ah we have an emergency
10:00down in paisley we have to go right now right so now we just need to wait till we hear the sirens
10:06and then we can just go in all right okay thanks nathan all right hang on where's that oh never mind
10:13then we gotta go doesn't matter hmm maybe i play that no no no that doesn't sound right i'll get it
10:21eventually right we're headed right back here evidence room oh oh my god there's a massive stack there
10:29uh which one do you think killip is i don't know i'm just gonna grab one and see no sean don't do that
10:37oh fuck's sake now we're never gonna find it uh even worse now they're gonna know that we've been
10:43here ah never mind guys i found him wait what how'd you find that yeah so i was sifting around while
10:49we're like stuck under that turns out these are all files for killip oh she made that many complaints
10:56no these are just the ones for this year whoa what the fuck yeah okay so uh and this one it says
11:05that she got a child's like uh taking off their parents 20 years ago so aiden and i'll go around
11:10to that house nathan you go around to the house of the family that adopted this child mate why do i
11:15have to go myself well because aiden doesn't know how to talk to people all right fair enough
11:22okay shay when the teacher leaves the classroom i'll look around for some way we can get blackmail
11:27revenge on her how are you going to do that don't worry shay i'm great at ruining people's lives
11:34hello class i'll back with you shortly i just have a matter to discuss with the police
11:39about the foster homes would one of you be so kind as to put my car keys on my desk oh yeah i'll do it
11:48for you mommy killip i i mean miss miss miss miss killip hmm i'm just going to ignore that thank you
11:55so much darling she this is perfect we can go into your car when she drives home then break into your
12:02house and find blackmail against her i'm not doing that that's illegal fine i'll do it myself
12:09now i just need to wait and put some blackmail in her house ha ha this is all for you shay you're
12:18just an innocent wee boy so you guys want to watch the rest of my brother's dvd i hate prank calls
12:27officer sandu how do you think i feel sir i have to work prank calls all the time because you keep
12:32giving scott holidays all the time ah yeah well he's my best officer so i've got to gotta give him
12:38holidays anyway get back to work officer sandu okay i'm going back to fill out some paperwork
12:45oh my gosh sir what you have to come back here oh my goodness oh someone must have broken who could
12:53have done this i think i know i think it was probably that boy whose brother i have to take
12:58off him i was filling out his paperwork they definitely came in stole some information probably
13:02about killip since she put in the call oh well we must find him immediately then this is the most
13:07important matter we've ever dealt with officer sandu do we have to sir i'm i'm really tired after
13:12that prank call uh well yeah but officer sandu like they could have stolen important information
13:17they could have stolen my national information what about mine they could have stole my national
13:22information too wait officer sandu you're a national yes of course i am what did you think i was sir
13:30i thought you were an immigrant what why the fuck do you think i i make you work 23 hours seven days a
13:39week i thought you just hated me oh well well i do kind of hate you sometimes but no i would have
13:46given you an actual salary and days off and stuff like that i wouldn't have let scott go on holiday
13:51with his hot wife and his retarded son oh officer sandu we need to work this out right now oh that sounds
13:57great then we can go deal with the criminals oh no we should probably do that first actually but then
14:02we'll definitely sort out you don't worry okay just need to be very delicate about this i think
14:08hi uh my name is sean lammond i was just wondering if you used to have a child that's been taken away
14:15from you because of a woman named killip i've got this file here it said you had oh my goodness you
14:22better come inside so you've known killip in the past yeah i know that woman i know her far too well
14:31she took my precious little boy from me and tore my family apart we just love going to the cinema as
14:40do i my friend bill is a filmmaker and writer he said he's going to have a part for me to play in one
14:46of his films soon oh we'll need a lookout for you when that comes out yes it would be lovely to have
14:51your support thank you for the lovely cookies shauna i hope you all have a blessed day timmy what
14:58do we say thank you for the church father excuse me father can i talk to you for a moment oh hello ann
15:06why of course and see you all later god bless you all see you later father
15:13more brownies and this sudden burst of generosity is astounding to me yes you like my brownies far
15:24better than the stupid cookies that had shauna made why this is the sixth comment you have made about
15:32shauna's character without provocation you are meant to spread love not hatred if you spread hatred you
15:39cannot be the minister of wine at church any longer you will never hand out the communion again
15:45i will never hand out communion again and lose my place at the church all because of shauna only if
15:51you continue to attack shauna she and her family are a shining example of what this church should be
15:59well father i think i've gained a lot from what you're saying here i don't know what i must do
16:05i'm really glad ann go out there and do the right thing i love going to church with you mom and dad
16:13i'm glad timmy but you don't have to go if you don't want to it's all up to you love yes son it's all
16:19your decision thanks mom and dad but i love going all my friends are there and you're there as long as you
16:25want to son what was that all right sir uh we got them in here got the child secured bring everyone
16:36in what's going on what the hell are you people doing i am sorry about this mr and mrs fogarty
16:44however we have received word that you guys are unfit parents and that you are alcoholics
16:51we have an eyewitness that says she keeps seeing you drinking wine at church every sunday
16:58that's the communion you're meant to do that that sounds like the excuse of an alcoholic
17:04i am going to take your child into the foster care system again i am sorry and i hope you guys get
17:10help do you wait a minute here power get your hand off of me
17:13the priest was so disgusted it took him over a year to muster up the courage to tell me what had
17:25happened nobody ever spoke to that putrid woman again that's sick she's she's trying to do that to
17:34me as well so i'm just trying to stop her like can would you be able to help me by any chance
17:41i'll do anything thank you it's do you know where she lives at all like i'm wanting to try to get some
17:46evidence against her no all right well that's okay don't worry about that like um do you have a phone
17:53number like so i can contact you in case any gt come testify against her for me absolutely son i wish
18:00you the best of luck thank you so much all right okay we're getting somewhere aiden we're building
18:06this case up wonder how nathan's in aha we got you what the hell how'd you find us you left a stack of
18:14paper all over our evidence room floor so we've tracked you all down and here we are now get into
18:22my car oh nathan all right guys yeah i got caught too oh that's shit but the good news is we found
18:33some evidence out like this woman is here to testify that killop is evil did you find anything uh
18:40uh so you guys have adopted the child 20 years ago uh how did you raise it was it like in a good
18:47environment well yes it was a very christian environment we decided to raise our child in
18:55so any sign of satanic behavior rebellion gothic styles homosexuality we beat the ever-living
19:05shit out of our child to beat the devil out of him that is what we did that is how we raised our
19:11child to be obedient and law-abiding and god loving no i couldn't find anything wrong with her
19:18parenting style unfortunately of course you couldn't because there is nothing wrong with her parenting
19:24style because killop wouldn't put them in an unsafe environment she knows what's best for these people
19:31no she does not that woman is despicable and fucking evil mate i know i used to have her as
19:37my high school teacher so don't play that shit with me oh yes you think you know so much but you're the
19:43one having your child taken off of you she's not having that happen what have you ever invaded her
19:49house with her own why don't we go do that why don't you drive us up to her house we'll see how
19:53fucking fit she is to raise a child she thinks she's so righteous to tell everyone else to do so
19:59fine we'll do that then just so i can prove you wrong officer sandu drive this car to caleb's house
20:07okay that was exhausting those putrid children drive me mad now time go back home just to see if sean
20:18lamins had shaw and lamins had she taken off of him yet hello
20:25and father mcdonoghue i haven't heard from you in years you remember why that is don't you
20:36because of that disgraceful shauna putrid woman she's not a putrid woman nor is she the reason you
20:44were shunned from the catholic church however she is the reason i'm calling you now and why is that
20:53she told me what you've done to that poor boy and his older brother tearing them apart for your own
21:01selfish gain i am doing it for the good of the world and for god we both know that isn't true
21:09you you are not the messenger that you think you are how dare you say that about me i am the last
21:18true messenger of god i can do no wrong and lose no fight because i've always been in the right
21:27no you've always been in the wrong and you're more of an agent of satan than you are of god
21:35this is why you have been shunned from the catholic church although you still pretend to practice
21:42what it preaches this is why you've lost all of your friends and your family will never speak to you
21:49again you must undo what you have done to those boys otherwise there will be no salvation for you
21:56oh please um do the right thing
22:19right is that bedroom over there okay that's where i'll go put the blackmail right okay
22:26what the fuck all right let's go police chief wait wait officer sander we need to bring these guys
22:32inside wouldn't it be easier to leave them out in the car yes yes it would but that
22:37with the brown hair he's really pissing me off so i want to prove that i'm right and rub it in his
22:43stupid face and his stupid brown hair fine okay come on guys we're going inside oh no oh what the
22:52fuck no no no no no oh no what's going on here what's going on sorry to intrude on you like this
22:57miss killip it's just these little boys here we're trying to take you down because you reported this
23:05one here for being a negligent parent towards his little brother oh don't you worry police chief
23:11i understand go ahead you can search every room in my house if you'd like there's nothing here to
23:19prove that i am ill-fitting to either criticize parents or to host a child of my own if i choose
23:27to in the future which i might oh shit balls they're gonna find me and then they're gonna arrest me
23:34okay what can i do what can i do i know what i need to do i need to do the right thing
23:42i must say i didn't think you could stoop this low sean lamin but i guess
23:47i was right about my bad feelings about you all along oh guys oh thank goodness you got here in time
23:54uh miss killip why do you have a naked boy in your house uh i don't know he clearly broke into my
24:05house no no no no she broke into my pants and and she made me do things i really did i really didn't
24:12want to do is is this true miss killip of course it's not true why would you even think that well i mean
24:19this is a pretty serious accusation i think we need to take it pretty seriously everyone hold on
24:26just a minute you make way make way i've got something to do this one is all for you miss killip
24:37your eyes shine so bright like the hot stars of night you've got delicious breath too
24:44i love god and jesus christ but i'd love even more if i was able to touch you
25:00uh harris what the fuck was that right okay that's now two young boys who have made sexually
25:09charged or motivated comments about you i think we better take you in miss killip
25:14no no you cannot do this if i have a criminal charge then i'm going to get fired for sure
25:19yes well yeah you probably shouldn't have banged those two little boys i didn't i swear yeah well
25:27the claims are two against one and caleb here is kind of tight with my boss so
25:33yeah it's not really looking good for you oh i will get you for this sean lamond and caleb what's
25:40his face i cannot believe this my whole life everything ruined this is my equivalent to getting
25:48crucified uh yeah now just shut the fuck up you're starting to piss me off more than that little boy did
25:55so uh harris thanks for uh trying to sell me down the river there bro what no i didn't do that sean
26:07uh that all went according to plan like me and caleb coordinated that hey guys all right caleb uh
26:18i know i know we haven't really spoken away and we're not really friends anymore but
26:22thank you i really appreciate you helping me out like that ah it's no problem like as soon as she
26:27was in trouble and i decided to help thanks man appreciate it yeah no problem all right i'm gonna go
26:34home now are you not gonna get your clothes back nah i'm good see you guys later bye caleb i'm gonna
26:42see you later goodbye i'm not really gonna lie harris i kind of knew you were gonna leave and do
26:49some shit like that how could you possibly guess that i was gonna plan something so elaborate no no no
26:56not that you were gonna plan something so elaborate that's twice you've tried to like claim that
26:59bullshit no i knew that you fancied killip and we're probably gonna like do some romantic gesture
27:05for her how did you know that well mate my uncle like grass you in as soon as you left my house
27:12ah i probably should have factored that in but i mean uh i was just inspired because of what aiden said
27:19what did aiden say do you guys not remember last week oh man i just really want to have some sexual
27:26intercourse with our old teacher from school you know the religious one miss killip i really want
27:32to have sex with her especially when she's dead i like them cold hmm what the hell harris i never said
27:40that yeah you did aiden what are you talking about uh i don't think you did harris harris yes did you
27:49right forgive me for raping you well here you are sir here is all the paperwork that proves i am a
28:04scottish national oh thank you officer sandu i'm going to light a cigarette now would you like a
28:11cigarette officer sandu oh no thank you sir i don't smoke well okay here i go oh whoops oh oh my
28:19god sure no my national paper oh no it's all burning and it's gone oh i guess that means you're going to
28:26have to work for the police station forever uh with no breaks or holidays or pay really or else i'm going
28:33to have to deport you because you've got no national papers that prove you aren't an immigrant anymore
28:37fuck you sir what the hell
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