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00:06right we're ready yeah sure all right guys what are you up to uh oh hi sean uh we're doing
00:13band
00:13practice right now oh well you guys are in a band i didn't know that kit can i join
00:20uh well yeah see the thing is sean we're we're kind of booked here
00:25oh i could play guitar yeah yeah i'm sure you could but yeah you're you're not going to be
00:31playing guitar with us uh you should go find another band please go away oh okay
00:36fuck you harris oh man i can't believe i'm not in the band that's that's
00:41it hello all right sean we're just on the band i was just wondering if you want you to join
00:50aye that'd be cool all right what do they say now wait what hey guys ready to hear my song
00:58uh sure whatever i have a voice it's just the same as you maybe not exact but close enough and
01:07don't
01:07make me get rough okay okay okay stop just stop this is awful this is terrible i hate this i
01:15i i
01:15quit the band this is like i can't i can't i can't do this anymore i can't i just can
01:20all right sean so
01:22we've got our basic setup here in caleb's garage and what's gonna happen is that i'm gonna play the
01:28electric guitar you're gonna play the acoustic guitar caleb's gonna play the keyboard over here and
01:33adam neil's gonna play the drums wait whoa you you guys got drums well uh not exactly we're just
01:41going to have him slap these chocolate boxes around that's basically the same thing into it but what
01:47is adam thinking about this where is he oh he's having his lunch now all right okay so uh did
01:52either
01:53of you have a song for us today aye i've got one i was in a nightclub and loads of
02:01people came and
02:02talked to me they're all really nice but she just stood out to me the way she just stood out
02:10to me
02:10stood out to me to me oh that was really good alex i've actually got a song too here it
02:16goes
02:20that song's brilliant into caleb uh yeah all right now what we're gonna do as the band leader
02:29i decide we go swimming the night and think up a musical inspiration sounds good let's go oh man
02:36don't want to be late oh all right daniel how you doing all right sean uh not too good actually
02:41our
02:42our band just split up yesterday huh that's such a shame well actually i forgot to tell you i'm actually
02:48in a new band with alex and caleb now wait yeah do you need a bass player um uh maybe
02:54i what you
02:55do you want to be in the band yeah i want to be in the band come on uh oh
02:59okay okay i'll need to
03:00ask caleb and alex a bit sure okay sean it's a few simple chords you should be able to play
03:06them
03:07all right guys what are harris and daniel doing here well uh i invited them to join the bank as
03:15i've actually got musical talent but yeah it's gonna be the five of us now all right as long as
03:20i'm still
03:21a band leader yeah of course alex i wouldn't want to like step on your toes or nothing all right
03:27so
03:28what are we doing well actually coming up with a new song here guys did you know that caleb has
03:33a new
03:33golf club you just want to go play golfing later uh can we talk about my new song first aye
03:39aye sure
03:40actually let's get some musical inspiration going oh actually sounds like a good idea alex what did you
03:46have in mind you're not going to catch me daniel oh i'm gonna get you alex oh i was close
03:54maybe you
03:54not got me hell that was definitely a way to use time anyway let's get back to recording this song
04:03i made called rent through man here guys i was thinking why don't we go and get some dinner at
04:09mcdonald's and then go and get do some swimming and then go for some after swimming pizzas at domino's
04:17no i think i need to put my foot down here that is a ridiculous idea that is time we
04:22can be spent
04:23using to create songs not being fat and gluttonous i'm actually really glad that daniel and harris
04:30didn't come here with us i want to have a band discussion i don't think that they should be in
04:34the band anymore they're not gelling with my creative instincts wait wait no no come on alex they
04:41didn't do anything wrong like we need to keep them in the band they're really good musicians
04:45no caleb i think it's better than we just the three of us don't you sean yeah i agree like
04:50harrisley wants to call the band the through he's not even from rent through it just seems a bit
04:54stupid to me aye it's very clear that the band should be called the waves because we go swimming
04:59all the time and we're gonna play at that swimming pool one day no no come on guys give him
05:03another
05:04chance oh wait hold on i'm getting a phone call hello caleb daniel and i have decided we're going
05:10to leave this band we are the only ones taking it seriously we're not tolerating this lollygagging you
05:16three are doing any longer harris harris uh uh i'll be right over is there anything i can do like
05:23to
05:23keep you in the band all right there are two things you can do to keep us in the band
05:27two things before
05:30you do that come over to your house and we will discuss our terms okay i'll come over uh alex
05:36sean
05:36sorry guys i need to uh go home and get get my dinner bye caleb kick alex and sean out
05:42of the band
05:42the three i i mean the two of them aren't aren't good enough to be in my band so i
05:47really think it
05:48would benefit all of us if they weren't in anymore oh yeah they don't seem to be taking this too
05:54seriously and alex is developing a wee bit of an ego caleb i'm coming down oh alex that was really
06:04cool yeah i wonder boys you cannot be jumping off the slide like that that is incredibly dangerous
06:11ah well fuck you mate i know 40 chords on guitar how many do you know what that has nothing
06:19to do
06:19with what i'm talking about this is a general health and safety hazard aye well basically i'm going to be
06:25a famous musician in like two weeks so you can fuck off i'll be able to do whatever i want
06:30exactly
06:31i suggest we kick them out i'll bring drew in as a drummer wait wait wait no you can't do
06:37that
06:37why not we've got a drummer adam neil when it's he he's having his lunch right now
06:45caleb has he shown up once for the practices yet no okay well he's not staying now drew's here
06:53hi guys i'm really excited to be in the band ways oh hi drew yeah see this looks like a
07:00much more
07:00solid lineup well what do we say to alex and sean then we don't say anything we just pretend the
07:08band's taking a break because i'm too scared to confront them about this wow what a great idea
07:16okay now that we've got that settled we're gonna play my song rent for man you just need to follow
07:22my lead didn't do exactly what i say to get it right
07:44i wake up
07:47i wake up
08:07wow that song sounded brilliant yeah we just need to find a way to promote it somehow
08:13all right well you guys figure that out i'm gonna go to the toilet
08:22it's good promotion daniel i feel fucking violated drew
08:26well i had to promote the song daniel and there was literally no other way to do it
08:32ugh stop your arguing guys i'd say we'll practice this again tomorrow and then we will record this song
08:40and publish it i mean it's coming to you caleb watch out watch out it's fine it's fine it's fine
08:45i got it
08:46oh oh no oh no oh my god sorry alex that's all right caleb i'm not really that upset about
08:51that
08:51more upset just about the fact the band's taking a wee break can't wait to get to recording again
08:55yeah yeah yes that's that's gonna be great when we all do that together again
09:00aye
09:02uh caleb
09:02uh yeah yeah mom
09:04you need to come home daniel and harris and drew are here for band practice
09:07uh uh mom you mean
09:10you mean uh school practice
09:14no i thought you were in a band
09:15no no no no no no no no we're just practicing to do school and uni work and all that
09:21i'll see you later alex bye
09:23i can't believe this sean did you know that caleb and the others are doing band where it is
09:31i know i know it's terrible but don't worry i've got an idea to get back at them
09:37he's not much bigger than a mark but caleb is a band slot and i ask him a new song
09:44goes
09:45boys what are you doing here causing all that racket we're getting back at our pal caleb because he
09:50betrayed us so what was your plan on getting back to him well i thought it was a genius idea
09:57to go
09:57swimming without him and did you tell him you were going swimming without him or something
10:02no i probably should have done that but we just decided to go swimming with him just to teach him
10:07a lesson alex we should probably just like crashed the like the band practice and like
10:13uh just to like shit on them and stuff like that like uh instead of coming all the way here
10:17like that
10:18would have made more sense aight good idea let's do that sean yes do that because you're banned from
10:23here for four months walk up my music career's going places all right caleb you've got that part
10:34down i think we're ready to go upstairs and record oh really because we don't
10:38uh alex sean what are you guys doing here well you betrayed us caleb and kicked us out of your
10:45own band
10:45so i'm going to have a shite and a wank in your bed for revenge
10:51alex no stop gently caleb the damage is done oh not yet but it will be
11:01what the hell was that i have no idea didn't sound too good all right guys i'm back everything's fine
11:08now uh caleb i was just saying that we all were discussing it and i feel a bit bad about
11:14kicking
11:14alex and sean out of the band so i think we should just let him back in really yeah why
11:20not the more
11:21the merrier yeah and actually i have a new song that we could do as well shut up we're not
11:26doing your songs
11:26we're recording a song in my room and there's like two other songs like b-sides that are mine and
11:32harris's and we're gonna record them okay oh no need to be such a dick all right okay record yours
11:37then we'll record like mine some other time anyway alex did you hear we're back in the band
11:41wait we are that's brilliant oh my god alex what you're bent what i'm not bent what are you on
11:50about
11:50no no alex you're so bent like oh my god look at you daniel where the fuck i'm not bent
11:57oh you are
11:58you need to go to the hospital you can't be in this band right now you're too bent enough of
12:02your
12:02bickering boys we must all get upstairs so that we can record this song right we're ready yeah okay
12:11wait guys guys what i don't think that was right forcing alex to carry all the instruments upstairs
12:17especially because of how bent he is i'm not fucking bent alex look in the mirror you can see
12:24just how physically bent that you are right now you know what daniel i'd rather die than be bent
12:33oh my god he fell out the window good fuck off alex we need to go help him oh sean
12:41what are we gonna do
12:42uh i don't know can we still do your song no we're gonna have to do yours but i need
12:47some just doing
12:48yours okay okay three two one he's having his lunch he's having his lunch adam you is having his lunch
13:05what did you think what did i think that was your song i was fucking shite sean i never want
13:13to hear
13:13that again
13:25so we're all in agreement yeah i agree yeah it's probably just best to split up the band good guys
13:32guess what uh what's up drew well uh you know how i was saving for three years was working a
13:39full-time job
13:40to buy an engagement ring for my girlfriend oh i decided you know what since our band's taken off
13:46i was gonna invest all that money in these golden drumsticks so now i'm gonna be drumming better than
13:52ever and the band's gonna do it so well uh drew yeah you may want to sit down for this
14:00one
14:00yeah
14:01but i've been doing more
14:05yeah
14:06i don't know
14:22yeah
14:24yeah
14:24yeah
14:25yeah
14:26Oh, oh , oh, oh, oh, oh!
14:33Da Da Da Da Dan!
14:39Explash them, they each last jingle!
14:42Thiefs för risken?
14:43Todeller이 gonna pour!
14:45It's still hot.
14:46One year to eat from slavery!
14:58Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
15:03Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
15:09Red to the ground
15:14Red to the ground
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