01:00Our journey begins here, at the home of our new guardian.
01:04Hello, hello, hello.
01:07I am your beloved Count Olaf.
01:12Three orphans, my dear.
01:17Violet, an unscrupulous guardian.
01:20All I ask is that you do each and every little thing that pops into my head.
01:24Well, I enjoy the enormous fortune your parents left behind.
01:29We're very concerned.
01:31Now on DVD, based on the series of best-selling books, you're invited to discover...
01:38This way, to the reptile room.
01:43A world built by imagination, ruled by invention, and spun together by a series of unfortunate events.
01:53Paramount Pictures and DreamWorks Pictures present...
01:57Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey...
02:00And then do you think of what happened?
02:02The nice knickets.
02:03A series of unfortunate events.
02:05Now that we're family, I can be the...
02:08Oh!
02:09Damn it, Dad.
02:28In the most remote location on Earth, thousands of feet below the surface, the unthinkable has happened.
02:43Talk to me, Krabs.
02:44Oh, it started out as a simple order.
02:46A Krabby Patty with cheese.
02:48So am I wrong.
02:49When the customer took a bite...
02:51No cheese!
02:53I'm going in.
02:55Now, the only thing that stems between an improperly made sandwich and a disaster is the courage of one sponge.
03:05Everything's gonna be just fine.
03:07Who are you?
03:08You got a family, Phil?
03:12Come on, Phil.
03:13Stay with me.
03:14Let's hear about that family.
03:16Bingo.
03:17What?
03:17Say cheese.
03:27Order up.
03:31You may think SpongeBob SquarePants is just your average, ordinary C-Sponge.
03:41But now, when his entire world is threatened, I will rule the world!
03:53Well, good luck with that.
03:54He'll get the chance.
03:55Seize him!
03:56No!
03:57I won't let you.
03:58To become the hero.
04:00Step on it, Patrick!
04:01No one ever imagined bigger, squarier, spongier, the SpongeBob SquarePants movie.
04:22Are they laughing at us?
04:24No, Patrick.
04:26They're laughing next to us.
04:32Now available on DVD.
04:34Journey into the abyss.
04:37In search of life's eternal truths.
04:40Step it on the beat.
04:40Ho, ho, ho, ho.
04:41Step it on the beat.
04:42Discover the power of the sponge.
04:44With SpongeBob SquarePants DVDs, soap with never-before-seen special features.
04:49Starring Super Smart Patrick.
04:51The lid.
04:52The lid.
04:53Sweet Sandy.
04:56I'm taller than a Hickory Smoked Sausage.
05:00And Ultra Suave SpongeBob.
05:02I guess I ripped my pants again.
05:05Now you can own all of your favorite SpongeBob episodes, including the Sponge-tacular Season 1 and Season 2 DVD
05:11box sets.
05:11As long as these pants are square.
05:13And this Sponge is Bob.
05:16And I will not let you down.
05:19SpongeBob SquarePants DVDs.
05:21You can watch them again and again and again.
05:23You can collect them all.
05:24And keep your lids peeled for more super special new releases coming soon.
05:28That would be so cool.
05:30I could look at it all day.
05:34Are you ready for action?
05:36Are you ready for magic?
05:37Are you ready for La Cucaracha?
05:40La Cucaracha, La Cucaracha.
05:41See the adventures of Timmy Turner, Cosmo, and Wanda in Fairly Odd Parents.
05:47Now available on DVD and home video.
05:50See Timmy battle ninjas, aliens, we make your planet in peace, bad dogs, and his most feared enemy.
05:59Me, Vicky, Supreme Ruler of the Earth!
06:05And with the help of his very godparents, Wanda and Cosmo, well, let's face it, they do all the work.
06:11Sure, we'll go with that.
06:13He's Timmy Turner, kid extraordinaire.
06:15Oh, he's my hero!
06:17And this is mine!
06:19That's it!
06:20I'm out of here!
06:21But wait, there's more.
06:22More Fairly Odd Parents collections are now available on DVD with never-before-seen special features.
06:28Now you can collect all of your favorite episodes.
06:30Your wish has been granted!
06:32I'm watching Timmy!
06:33Cool!
06:34And be on the lookout for more Fairly Odd Parents releases coming soon.
06:38The Rugrats have overcome many obstacles in their young lives, but they're about to face their biggest challenge yet.
06:44It's my 13th birthday!
06:46Angelica is turning 13!
06:47In all the rubs, lucky 13!
06:49Available now on DVD and VHS.
06:51Now that Angelica's turning 13, will she turn her back on Tommy and the gang forever?
06:56This is where we part.
06:57I'm going to be a teenager, and you guys are.
06:59But when a snobby girl at school tries to spoil Angelica's birthday party, will Tommy and Chucky save Angelica's special
07:04day?
07:05I think I got a plan.
07:07Will Tommy go undercover?
07:08Will Bill do the monster mash?
07:10Will Bill propose a plan with a porphyse?
07:13Find out if they can save Angelica's birthday bash.
07:15All grown-ups, lucky 13.
07:17Available on DVD and VHS now.
07:31Available on DVD and VHS now.
07:34Available on DVD, the
07:34Available on DVD and VHS, the
07:34Available on DVD.
07:34What would I say?
07:35You are.
07:37I'll see you next time.
