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00:00:00Let's go.
00:00:49Girls and boys come out to pray
00:00:52The moon does shine as bright as day
00:00:56Leave your supper and leave your sleep
00:00:59Come join your prayer fellows in the street
00:01:06In the street
00:01:09Come with a whoop and come with a call
00:01:13Come with goodwill or not at all
00:01:16Up the ladder and down the wall
00:01:20A half penny loaf will serve us all
00:01:24You'll find milk and I'll find flour
00:01:30We'll have a party in half an hour
00:01:42Jack is the caretaker in the nursery rhyme house
00:01:46It's his job to look after all the rhymes in the kingdom
00:01:50Now there's a room in the house
00:01:52A special room called the king's gallery
00:01:55This was where the nursery rhyme king's favourite rhymes were kept
00:02:00Safe and just where I can lay my hands on them when I need to
00:02:03One day
00:02:06The rhymes!
00:02:07All the king's rhymes!
00:02:08They're gone!
00:02:09What am I going to do?
00:02:17Oh, hi, Jill!
00:02:18Hi, Jack!
00:02:20Come on in, everyone!
00:02:21How are you today?
00:02:23Oh, I'm fine!
00:02:24Apart from the fact I'm about to lose my job
00:02:27Your job?
00:02:28Why?
00:02:32Come and have a look
00:02:40No single song of sixpence
00:02:41No grand old Duke of York
00:02:44No Humpty Dumpty
00:02:45No little Miss Muffet
00:02:47And worst of all, even the king's own rhyme
00:02:50Old King Cola's gone!
00:02:51Doesn't make me look like a very careful caretaker, does it?
00:02:55I think you'd better read this
00:02:57Oh, Jack, it's marked urgent
00:02:59Maybe it's got something to do with the missing rhymes
00:03:09Well, come on, tell us what it says
00:03:12It says
00:03:13Dear Jack
00:03:19I have got the king's stupid nursery rhymes
00:03:25I've hidden them
00:03:26So will you never find them
00:03:29By ten o'clock, I'll rule the kingdom
00:03:32And there'll be no more of your ridiculous laughing, singing and fun
00:03:38Yours, wickedly
00:03:39The frowning witch!
00:03:41The frowning witch!
00:03:42That's me!
00:03:44The frowning witch has been after the kingdom for ages
00:03:46And now looks like she's going to go and get it
00:03:47And with my help, what are we going to do?
00:03:49No, listen, don't panic
00:03:50Don't panic
00:03:51I'm sure there's an answer to all this
00:03:53Now what, we've got till ten o'clock to sort this out?
00:03:57Right, so we'll all help, won't we?
00:03:59Yeah!
00:04:00What?
00:04:01But come on, we've got to look on the bright side
00:04:03At least the children still have some rhymes to read and sing
00:04:07I mean, look
00:04:08Look in here
00:04:16Miss Polly had a dolly who was sick, sick, sick
00:04:20So she phoned for the doctor to come quick, quick, quick
00:04:24The doctor came with her bag and her hat
00:04:28And she rapped on the door with a rat-a-tat-tat
00:04:32She looked at the dolly and she shook her hand
00:04:40Then she said,
00:04:42Miss Polly put her straight to bed
00:04:44She wrote on a paper for a pill, pill, pill
00:04:48I'll be back in the morning with my pill, pill, pill
00:04:52I'll be back in the morning with my pill, pill, pill
00:05:00Jill, these rhymes are no use
00:05:01We need to find the king's nursery rhymes
00:05:04Because without his nursery rhymes
00:05:05He can't be king of the nursery rhyme kingdom, can he?
00:05:09Which is exactly what the frowning witch is after
00:05:12Yo, I'm the keeper of the key
00:05:16The magic nursery rhyme key
00:05:17And I'm here to help you get the king's nursery rhymes back
00:05:21Oh yeah? How?
00:05:23The miserable old frowning witch has hidden the king's six favourite nursery rhymes
00:05:27Yeah?
00:05:28Well yeah, we know that, but what can we do?
00:05:30To find the king's rhymes, you'll have to search around every other rhyme in the kingdom
00:05:35But that would mean going around town and the countryside too
00:05:40Even going all the way up to the nursery rhyme farm
00:05:42The whole kingdom
00:05:44That's like looking for a needle in a haystack
00:05:46Oh look, forget about the needles, we're searching for rhymes
00:05:51You Jill will look from here in the town and all the way to the nursery rhyme farm
00:05:56Jack can stay here and look through all the remaining rhymes in the nursery rhyme house
00:06:01Take these, they'll help you both keep in touch with each other
00:06:05But the frowning witch has hidden the rhymes so well
00:06:08How are we going to release them from her magic spell?
00:06:11Ah, I've taken care of that
00:06:13Now listen carefully
00:06:15The frowning witch has used her magic to make the king's rhymes invisible
00:06:20So, even if you find one, you won't be able to see it
00:06:23That's where the magic key will help
00:06:26When you see it, you must all shout
00:06:28It's rhyme time!
00:06:29Only then will you see the missing rhyme
00:06:32And be able to send it back to the king's gallery
00:06:35Don't forget
00:06:35Shout, it's rhyme time!
00:06:38Then you can break the witch's spell
00:06:43Yes, you can uncover your eyes now
00:06:45Come on, we've got to start looking now
00:06:48Right, what do we do first?
00:06:51Um, okay, who's going to come with me?
00:06:54Me!
00:06:55Alright, those of you who are coming, come now
00:06:57And then the rest of you stay here with Jack
00:07:00I'll see you later
00:07:01Fine
00:07:02Oh, I'll ring you
00:07:07Right
00:07:08Oh, there's so many places to start looking
00:07:11There's rhymes everywhere
00:07:13Everything's so higgledy-piggledy
00:07:15Oh!
00:07:17Higgledy-piggledy, my black hen
00:07:20She lays eggs for gentlemen
00:07:23Sometimes nine
00:07:25Sometimes ten
00:07:29Higgledy-piggledy, my black hen
00:07:36What, what, what is it?
00:07:37Jack, look over there!
00:07:39Oh!
00:07:40Look!
00:07:41It's the magic nursery rhyme key!
00:07:43Oh, now what is it we're supposed to shout?
00:07:45What did the keeper of the key tell us to shout?
00:07:47I've forgotten, er...
00:07:48I said, when you see the nursery rhyme key
00:07:52You must shout, you must shout
00:07:54It's rhyme time!
00:07:56And break the witch's spell!
00:07:58Oh, that's it, that's it, it's rhyme time
00:08:00After three
00:08:01One, two, three
00:08:03It's rhyme time!
00:08:31It's rhyme time!
00:08:34I don't believe it, thank you, thank you
00:08:37Humpty Dumpty, back to safe and sound in the King's Gallery
00:08:40That means we've only got five more to find
00:08:45The letter E
00:08:47What's that for?
00:08:48Oh, we could stay on the wall, it'll probably come in useful later on
00:08:52Do you know, in all the excitement, I forgot to have my breakfast
00:08:56Oh, a chuckie egg!
00:08:58Just like Humpty Dumpty
00:09:00Oh, and soldiers, I love soldiers
00:09:11Sorry, wasn't expecting guests
00:09:12Oh, do you know, I know a rhyme about soldiers
00:09:17Go on, you can do it, yeah, that's it
00:09:20Five little soldiers, standing in a row
00:09:24Three stand high, and two stand low
00:09:28Along comes the sergeant
00:09:29And what do you think?
00:09:32Up, four of the soldiers
00:09:33Quick as a wink
00:09:35Should we all try that together?
00:09:36Come on, let's do it again
00:09:39Five little soldiers, standing in a row
00:09:43Three stand high, and two stand low
00:09:47Along comes the sergeant
00:09:49And what do you think?
00:09:51Up, four of the soldiers
00:09:53As quick as a wink
00:09:54Okay, stand at ease
00:09:58Oh, look, it's a nursery rhyme key
00:10:01Look, everybody, get ready to shout
00:10:03It's rhyme time, alright?
00:10:04One, two, three
00:10:06It's rhyme!
00:10:09Attention, quick
00:10:11A march
00:10:12Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York
00:10:14He had ten thousand men
00:10:16He marched them up to the top of the hill
00:10:18And he marched them down again
00:10:19And when they're up, they're up
00:10:22And when they're down, they're down
00:10:24And when they're only halfway up
00:10:26Left, right, left, right
00:10:28They were neither up nor down
00:10:32Quick march
00:10:34Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York
00:10:36He had ten thousand men
00:10:38He marched them up to the top of the hill
00:10:40He marched them down again
00:10:41And when they were up, they were up
00:10:44And when they were down, they were down
00:10:46And when they're only halfway up
00:10:48Left, right, left, right
00:10:50They were neither up nor down
00:10:52About seven
00:10:54And when they're up, they're up
00:10:56On the way down, they're down
00:10:58On the way down, they're down
00:10:59On the way down, they're down
00:10:59And when they're only halfway up
00:11:00Left, right, left, right
00:11:02They were neither up nor down
00:11:08Coming up
00:11:13Yes, the Grand Old Duke of York is back in the gallery
00:11:16That's two of the king's nursery rhymes found
00:11:19Oh, yeah, and there's another letter appeared
00:11:21A letter A
00:11:24Look, Jill
00:11:24I wonder where the other four nursery rhymes can be
00:11:27Well, I don't know
00:11:28We're just about to look now
00:11:30Yeah, I'll speak to you later
00:11:32Alright, bye-bye
00:11:32Okay, are you ready?
00:11:34Follow me
00:11:35Come on
00:11:39Half a pound of tuppany rice
00:11:41Half a pound of treacle
00:11:44That's the way the money goes
00:11:47Up goes the weasel
00:11:52Up goes the weasel
00:11:57Up and down the city road
00:12:02In and out they see go
00:12:07That's the way the money goes
00:12:10Up goes the weasel
00:12:15Up goes the weasel
00:12:17Up goes the weasel
00:12:21Every night when I go out
00:12:23The monkey's on the table
00:12:25Take a stick and knock it off
00:12:28Up goes the weasel
00:12:30Up goes the weasel
00:12:34Up goes the weasel
00:13:00Pour on water, pour on water, London's burning, London's burning, Betsy engine, Betsy engine, fire, fire, fire, fire, pour on
00:13:16water, pour on water, fire, fire, fire, fire, pour on water, pour on water.
00:13:32Hot cross buns
00:13:34Hot cross buns
00:13:37One a penny
00:13:38Two a penny
00:13:40Hot cross buns
00:13:41If you have no daughters
00:13:44Give them to your sons
00:13:46One a penny
00:13:48Two a penny
00:13:49Hot cross buns
00:13:51Hot cross buns
00:13:54Hot cross buns
00:13:56One a penny
00:13:58Two a penny
00:13:59Hot cross buns
00:14:09Cobbler, cobbler, mend my shoe
00:14:13Get it done by half past two
00:14:17Stitch it up and stitch it down
00:14:22And I will give you half a crown
00:14:26And I will give you half a crown
00:14:33Do you know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man
00:14:37Do you know the Muffin Man who lived down Drury Lane?
00:14:42Yes, I know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man
00:14:45Yes, I know the Muffin Man who lived down Drury Lane
00:14:48Just check in.
00:14:52Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair.
00:14:56Said Simple Simon to the pieman,
00:14:59Let me taste your well.
00:15:01The pieman said to Simple Simon,
00:15:04Show me first your penny.
00:15:08Said Simple Simon to the pieman,
00:15:11Indeed I have not any.
00:15:24Come on, easy!
00:15:26Buy your currant buns in a baker's shop.
00:15:31Mmmmm.
00:15:32Round and fat, with sugar on the top.
00:15:36Mmmmm.
00:15:38Along came a boy with a penny one day,
00:15:41Excuse me sir.
00:15:43Bought a currant bun, and took her away.
00:15:46Four corns, one tin, a baker's shop
00:15:52Round and fat, with sugar on the top
00:15:56Along came a girl with a penny one day
00:16:01Bought a corns, one tin, and took it away
00:16:04Three corns, one tin, a baker's shop
00:16:09Round and fat, with sugar on the top
00:16:13Along came a boy with a penny one day
00:16:16Excuse me, sir
00:16:17Four corns, one tin, and took it away
00:16:20Two corns, one tin, a baker's shop
00:16:24Round and fat, with sugar on the top
00:16:28Along came a girl with a penny one day
00:16:30Excuse me, sir
00:16:31Four corns, one tin, and took it away
00:16:34One corns, one tin, a baker's shop
00:16:38Round and fat, with sugar on the top
00:16:41Along came a boy with a penny one day
00:16:44Excuse me, sir
00:16:45Four corns, one tin, and took it away
00:16:48Four corns, one tin, and took it away
00:16:52It's the Magic Nursery Rhyme Key
00:16:54Listen, do you all remember what to shout?
00:16:57Yes!
00:16:58Okay, you ready?
00:16:59After three, quickly
00:16:59One, two, three
00:17:03It's Rhyme Time!
00:17:07Sing a song of six
00:17:08There's a pocket full of rye
00:17:10Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie
00:17:14When the pie was open
00:17:16The birds began to sing
00:17:21Oh, wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king?
00:17:32The king was in his counting house
00:17:34Counting out his money
00:17:35One, two, three, four
00:17:39The queen was in the parlor
00:17:42Eating bread and honey
00:17:45Mmm, delicious
00:17:46Can I have some more?
00:17:48The maid was in the garden
00:17:49Hanging out the clothes
00:17:55But down came a blackbird
00:17:57And pegged off her nose
00:18:02I'm hearing the commotion
00:18:04Little Jenny ran
00:18:09Blew down into the garden
00:18:10And popped it back again
00:18:15Sing a song of sixpence
00:18:17It's back in the gallery
00:18:17That's one of my favourite rhymes
00:18:19I'm so glad to have it back, Jill
00:18:21That's one, two, three
00:18:24Of the king's rhymes
00:18:25Back in his gallery
00:18:26We're halfway there
00:18:28We've only got three more to find
00:18:30Oh, yeah, and there's another letter
00:18:32A letter R
00:18:33But that could stay on the wall with the rest
00:18:35Yeah
00:18:36Bye
00:18:39Hold on
00:18:41In all the excitement
00:18:42I forgot to get dressed
00:18:44I'm still in me pyjamas
00:18:47You could have told me
00:18:49Oh, have you seen what time it is?
00:18:51I'm still in me pyjamas
00:18:52I've got to get dressed
00:18:53Ready?
00:18:55I jump out of bed
00:18:57There's lots of things to do
00:18:59Lots of things to do in the morning
00:19:03I jump out of bed
00:19:05And this is what I do
00:19:07I yawn, yawn, yawn
00:19:11In the morning
00:19:13I jump out of bed
00:19:15And this is what I do
00:19:17I stretch, stretch, stretch
00:19:20I yawn, yawn, yawn
00:19:25In the morning
00:19:27I jump out of bed
00:19:29And this is what I do
00:19:31I yawn, yawn, yawn
00:19:39In the morning
00:19:40I yawn, yawn, yawn
00:19:43In the morning
00:19:45I yawn, yawn, yawn
00:19:48In the morning
00:19:50Clean my teeth, clean my teeth, clean my teeth. I wash my face, wash my face, wash my face. I
00:19:58stretch, stretch, stretch. I yawn, yawn, yawn in the morning.
00:20:07I jump out of bed and this is what I do. I dress myself, dress myself, dress myself. I clean
00:20:16my teeth, clean my teeth, clean my teeth. I wash my face, wash my face, wash my face.
00:20:23I stretch, stretch, stretch. I yawn, yawn, yawn in the morning. I jump out of bed and this is what
00:20:36I do. I brush my hair, brush my hair, brush my hair.
00:20:41I dress myself, dress myself, dress myself. I clean my teeth, clean my teeth, clean my teeth. I wash my
00:20:50face, wash my face, wash my face. I stretch, stretch, stretch. I yawn, yawn, yawn in the morning.
00:21:07I jump out of bed and this is what I do. I brush my hair, brush my hair, brush my
00:21:13hair. I dress myself, dress myself, dress myself.
00:21:16I clean my hair, brush my hair, brush my hair, brush my hair. I clean my teeth, clean my teeth,
00:21:19clean my teeth. I wash my face, wash my face, wash my face.
00:21:24I stretch, stretch, stretch. I yawn, yawn, yawn in the morning.
00:21:39That's better. I wonder how Jill's gonna get out of the nursery rhyme town and into the country.
00:21:48Hello? Jill? How are you gonna get out of the nursery rhyme town and into the country?
00:21:53Well, there are so many ways to travel around, but I'm just not sure how to get out of town.
00:21:58What about going by train?
00:22:06Down at the station, early in the morning, see all the puffer trains standing in a row.
00:22:14See the engine driver pulling on the handle. Choo, choo, choo!
00:22:20And off we go!
00:22:24But the trouble is there isn't a station near the nursery rhyme farm, so that wouldn't be any good.
00:22:29What about going on an aeroplane?
00:22:31Hmm.
00:22:33Down at the airport, early in the morning, see all the aeroplanes standing in a row.
00:22:40See the chief pilot speaking to the people.
00:22:45Fasten your seatbelts, please.
00:22:47Fasten your seatbelts, please.
00:22:47And off we go!
00:22:50No, no, there are too many hills, so a plane wouldn't be able to land.
00:22:55What about going on a boat?
00:22:57Hmm.
00:22:59Down at the harbour, early in the morning, see all the big boats standing in a row.
00:23:07See the ship's captain standing by the gangway.
00:23:11All aboard now.
00:23:12All aboard now.
00:23:13And off we go!
00:23:15And off we go!
00:23:18No, I don't think that would be a good way of getting around town.
00:23:21Um, I know.
00:23:23Look, we'll go by bus.
00:23:25Down in the high street, early in the morning, see all the buses standing in a row.
00:23:33See the conductor standing on the platform.
00:23:36Come on.
00:23:37Untied, please.
00:23:39And off we go!
00:23:42Passengers on board, please.
00:23:45The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round.
00:23:50The wheels on the bus go round and round, round all day long.
00:23:58The whiter's on the bust goes, swish, swish, swish, swish...
00:24:12Any more fans, please?
00:24:13the horn on the bus goes Leuten ding ding ding
00:24:30ding ding ding ding ding all day long
00:24:41Plenty more room up top.
00:25:09Hold tight, please.
00:25:48Pussycat, Pussycat, where have you been?
00:25:51I've been to London to visit the Queen.
00:25:56Pussycat, Pussycat, what did you do there?
00:25:59I've frightened a little mouse under the chair.
00:26:07Hickory, Hickory, Dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
00:26:12The clock struck one, the mouse ran down.
00:26:21Hickory, Hickory, Dock, Hickory, Hickory, Dock.
00:26:25Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are.
00:26:32Up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky.
00:26:39Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are.
00:26:49Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle.
00:26:54The cow jumped over the moon.
00:27:00The little dog laughed to see such fun.
00:27:05The banana dish ran away with the spring.
00:27:20Ringo, ringo, ringo, roses, a pocket full of roses.
00:27:26A tish, a tish, we all fall down.
00:27:31The cows are in the middle, flying fast asleep.
00:27:35A tish, a tish, a tish, we all stand up.
00:27:41A tish, a tish, we all stand up.
00:27:46A tish, A tish, tish, tish, tish, tish.CU.
00:28:23Oh no, that sounds like rain
00:28:26Look, come on kids, we've got to go and find shelter
00:28:29Come on
00:28:31Rain, rain, go away
00:28:34Come again another day
00:28:36Little Johnny wants to play
00:28:40Dr Foster went to Gloucester
00:28:43In a shower of rain
00:28:46He stepped in a puddle right up to his middle
00:28:50And never went there again
00:28:54Well, at least it's nice and dry in here
00:29:02Oh, so there you are
00:29:04Oh, at least we're out of the rain
00:29:07Wet
00:29:08Right, do you know the story about the spider that got washed up in the rain?
00:29:12Yeah
00:29:12It's called Incy Wincy Spider
00:29:16Do you know the actions to it?
00:29:18Yeah
00:29:19Well, look, let me show you, right?
00:29:20I'll do it first
00:29:21Start like this
00:29:22Incy Wincy Spider
00:29:26Climbed up the water spout
00:29:29Down came the rain
00:29:32Down came the rain
00:29:33And washed the spider out
00:29:35Up came the sun
00:29:38And dried up all the rain
00:29:42And Incy Wincy Spider
00:29:45climbed up the spout again. Let's just try it one more time. You ready?
00:29:52Incy wincy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
00:30:06Up came the sun and dried up all the rain.
00:30:12And incy wincy spider climbed up the spout again. Yeah, that's right.
00:30:22Wait for me, wait for me. What's that? It's the magic nursery rhyme key.
00:30:29Do you remember what to shout? It's rhyme time. Are you ready? One, two, three. It's rhyme time!
00:30:42Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey. There came a big spider who sat down
00:30:52beside her and frightened Miss Muffet away.
00:30:56Jack, can you look in the gallery and see if Little Miss Muffet is there?
00:31:00Yeah, now there's four rhymes, safe and sound, back in the King's gallery. Oh yeah, and there's another letter. A
00:31:07T. So that's E A R T. E a T. Don't make any sense to me.
00:31:12Right, well look, we're off to check the farm and I'll speak to you later. Alright, bye-bye. Hold on,
00:31:19can you hear church bells?
00:31:21Bones.
00:31:21Bones Gives and Lemons say the bells of St. Clement!
00:31:26You owe me five-larms say the bells of St. Martin.
00:31:33When it will you pay me, say the bells of St. Martin.
00:31:39When I grow rich, say the bells of St. Martin.
00:31:45When we're all happy, say the bells of Shrek Bees
00:31:51I'm sure I don't know, say the great bell of Bones
00:31:58Here comes the camels who like to see red
00:32:01And here comes the choppers who drop off your head
00:32:06Oh no, we both think that
00:32:08Oh dear, I'm a lemon
00:32:13Bobby Shafto's gone to sea, silver buckle's on his knee
00:32:18He'll come back and marry me
00:32:20Bonnie Bobby Shafto, he'll come back and marry me
00:32:25Bonnie Bobby Shafto, Bobby Shafto's bright and fair
00:32:29Combing down his yellow hair
00:32:32He's my love forever, mare
00:32:34Bonnie Bobby Shafto, he's my love forever, mare
00:32:39Bonnie Bobby Shafto, Bobby Shafto's tall and slim
00:32:43He's always dressed so neat and trim
00:32:45The ladies, they all kick at him
00:32:48Bonnie Bobby Shafto, the ladies, they all kick at him
00:32:53Bonnie Bobby Shafto, Bobby Shafto's bright and fair
00:32:57Combing down his yellow hair
00:32:59He's my love forever, mare
00:33:02Bonnie Bobby Shafto, he's my love forever, mare
00:33:06Bonnie Bobby Shafto, he's a little wish
00:33:10Bonnie Bobby Shafto, he's a little wish
00:33:17You shall have a fishy on a little dishy
00:33:21You shall have a fishy when the boat comes in
00:33:24Dance to your daddy, my little babby
00:33:28Dance to your daddy, my little lamb
00:33:32You shall have a fishy on a little fishy. You shall have a fishy when the boat comes in.
00:33:39Dance to your daddy! Sing to your mummy! Dance to your daddy when the boat comes in!
00:33:46Dance to your daddy! Sing to your mummy! Dance to your daddy! When the boat comes in!
00:34:01The man in the wilderness said to me,
00:34:04How many roses grow in the sea?
00:34:16I answered him, quick as I could,
00:34:19As many as herrings swim in the wood.
00:34:30The man in the water where you came to the wind.
00:34:31Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
00:34:36Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is good to dream.
00:34:41Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
00:34:47Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is good to dream.
00:34:52Roll, roll, roll your boat, get you down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is good to stream.
00:35:19Hold on a minute, hold on. Hello, Jack, are you there? Right, look, I haven't found any more of the
00:35:26King's Rhymes as yet. How are you doing?
00:35:28Me? Oh, no, no, I'm fine. I'm just looking through a few things, you know.
00:35:34Yeah, they're trying to find a few of the right, none of them. You're not panicking, are you?
00:35:39What? Me? Panicking?
00:35:46Um, excuse me. We're looking for the farm. Do you know if it's near here?
00:35:53Oh, the farm? Oh, well, it's not very far, but then again, it's not very near.
00:35:56It's a long walk on a very short run, just around the corner, down a straight and narrow path.
00:36:00Some people do get lost, I fear, so I shall make it quite clear.
00:36:07Did you ever see a lassie go this way and that way?
00:36:10Did you ever see a lassie go this way and that way?
00:36:17Did you ever see a lassie go this way and that way?
00:36:27Did you ever see a lassie go this way and that way?
00:36:30Did you ever see a lassie go this way and that way?
00:36:37Did you ever see a lassie go this way and that way?
00:36:41Did you ever see a lassie go this way?
00:36:41Oh my, no, no, no, no!
00:36:42Oh, I'm not a lassie go this way!
00:36:51I'm not a lassie go!
00:37:01We have to find a lassie go.
00:37:06Go on!
00:37:06One two three four five!
00:37:09Let's find out!
00:37:11on my right. This little finger on my right. All together. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Once I call
00:37:23for fish your lies. 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it
00:37:29go?
00:37:30Because it bit my finger so. Which finger did it right? This little finger on my right.
00:37:38This little finger on my right.
00:37:47The wise old owl sat in an oak. The more he heard, the less he spoke. The less he spoke,
00:37:54the more he heard. Why aren't we all like that wise old bird?
00:38:00What was that? Oh, that's the farmer's wife. What's wrong with her?
00:38:05Oh, she's having trouble with her mice.
00:38:08Three blind mice. Three blind mice. See how they run. See how they run.
00:38:16They all run after the farmer's wife. Oi, what do you think you're doing?
00:38:20Who cut off their tail with a carving knife. You'll never do that again.
00:38:24Did you ever see such a thing in your life? A three blind mice. Three blind mice. Three blind mice.
00:38:33Let that be a lesson to you. If you want to go to the farm, you'll have to follow the
00:38:38farmer's wife.
00:38:38Okay, thanks for your help. We've got a dash now. Bye.
00:38:43Bye, Mr. Owl.
00:38:46Mr. Owl?
00:38:47Mr. Ow.
00:38:49Mr. Owl.
00:38:51Mr. Owl.
00:38:55Mr. Owl.
00:38:57It's freezing out there. No sign of any rhymes!
00:39:01Mr. Owl!
00:39:05Mr. Owl.
00:39:08Mrs. Owl.
00:39:10Mr. Owl.
00:39:12You can't beat a real fire.
00:39:15But, if you haven't got a real fire,
00:39:17why not dress up as if you're on the beach
00:39:19and then move around and sing a song
00:39:20and then trick yourself into thinking you're warm?
00:39:25Well, finger one thumb, keep moving.
00:39:28Well, finger one thumb, keep moving.
00:39:31Well, finger one thumb, keep moving.
00:39:34We'll all be merry and bright.
00:39:40Well, finger one thumb, one arm, one leg, keep moving.
00:39:45Well, finger one thumb, one arm, one leg, keep moving.
00:39:50Well, finger one thumb, one arm, one leg, keep moving.
00:39:55We'll all be merry and bright.
00:40:01Well, finger one thumb, one arm, one leg,
00:40:04One knot of the head, keep moving
00:40:07One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg
00:40:11One knot of the head, keep moving
00:40:14One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg
00:40:17One knot of the head, keep moving
00:40:20We'll all be merry and blind
00:40:22One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg
00:40:30One knot of the head, sit down, stand up
00:40:33Keep moving
00:40:35With a finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg
00:40:38One knot of the head
00:40:39Sit down, stand up
00:40:41Keep moving
00:40:42With a finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg
00:40:46One knot of the head
00:40:47With a handker, one thumb, one arm, one leg使
00:40:49you got to keep moving We'll
00:40:51all be merry and bright Well,
00:40:54yeah, we'll be there. Real funky! With a
00:40:57finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg One knot
00:41:01of the head
00:41:01Sit down, stand up and turn around, keep moving
00:41:06One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, one knot of the head
00:41:11Sit down, stand up and turn around, keep moving
00:41:15One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, one knot of the head
00:41:20Sit down, stand up and turn around, keep moving
00:41:25We'll all be merry and bright
00:41:28Yes, we'll all be merry and bright
00:41:31get that all through the day the clock played out its chimes one two three oh
00:41:43poor Jack and Jill could not find any more rhymes five six seven eight will
00:41:52they find the rest and pass the witches test let's see as a clock strikes nine
00:41:58oh my oh my it's nine o'clock already and we have still got to find two more rhymes because
00:42:04at ten
00:42:05o'clock the frowning witch is going to rule the kingdom and there'll be no more laughter sorry
00:42:13look we better keep looking oh I know I'll check my bag of belly button rhymes there might be an
00:42:19ear
00:42:28the north wind doth blow and we shall have snow and what the ball Robin do then poor thing
00:42:44he'll sit in a barn and keep himself warm and he'll hide his head under his wing poor thing
00:43:04a little rabbit on a hill was bubbling up and down his little tail was soft and white his two
00:43:15long
00:43:15ears were brown but when he heard a little noise his eyes turned black as coal his little whiskers
00:43:23trembled and he scuttled down a hole right I know a rhyme about a farmer and whenever I go
00:43:30bumpity bumpity bump or lumpity lump we all go bumpity bumpity bump and lumpity lump ready okay
00:43:38a farmer went trotting upon his grey mare lumpity lumpity lump his daughter beside him all rosy and
00:43:46fair bumpity bumpity bump a raven went croak and they all fell down lumpity lumpity lump the mayor broke
00:43:55her knees the farmer his crown bumpity bumpity bump the mischievous raven flew laughing away a bumpity
00:44:04bumpity bumpity bump and swore he would serve them the very next day a lumpity lumpity lump these are
00:44:11grandmother's glasses and this is grandmother's hat and this is the way she folds her arms and puts them
00:44:19on her lap these are grandfather's glasses and this is grandfather's hat and this is the way he folds
00:44:27his arms and has a little nap
00:44:34here am i little jumping joan when no one's with me i am all alone betty butter bought some butter
00:44:43but she
00:44:44said this butter's bitter if i put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter butter bitter better
00:44:49butter will make my batter better so she bought a bit of better butter and she put it in her
00:44:53batter and her
00:44:53batter was not bitter so it was better betty butter bought a bit of better butter okay kids you try
00:45:00it at all
00:45:10well
00:45:16you
00:45:16you
00:45:16you
00:45:16you
00:45:16you
00:45:16you
00:45:16you
00:45:16you
00:45:30you
00:45:33six fat sausages sizzling sizzling sizzling in a pan
00:45:39one went pop the other went bang
00:45:47four fat sausages sizzling sizzling sizzling in a pan
00:45:54one went pop the other went bang
00:46:02two fat sausages sizzling sizzling sizzling in a pan
00:46:09one went pop the other went bang
00:46:15then there were no fat sausages sizzling in the pan
00:46:24two
00:46:30polly put the kettle on
00:46:32polly put the kettle on
00:46:35polly put the kettle on
00:46:37we'll all have tea
00:46:56oh i like a nice cup of tea
00:47:12suki take it up again suki take it up again suki take it up again suki take it up again
00:47:20they've all gone away
00:47:22no breathing some people
00:47:32i'm a little teapot short and stout
00:47:36here's my handle here's my spout
00:47:41when i see the teacups hear me shout
00:47:50tip me up and pour me out
00:47:59oaks and beans and barley grow
00:48:02oaks and beans and barley grow
00:48:05nor you nor i nor anyone knows
00:48:09how oats and beans and barley
00:48:12grow
00:48:13grow
00:48:20first the farmer sows the seeds
00:48:23then he stands and takes his ease
00:48:27stamps his feet and claps his hands
00:48:30and turns around to view the land
00:48:34oaks and beans and barley grow
00:48:37oaks and beans and barley grow
00:48:41nor you nor i nor anyone knows
00:48:44how oats and beans and barley grows
00:48:55little bobeep has lost a sheep
00:48:59and doesn't know where to find them
00:49:06lead them along and they'll come home
00:49:09bring in their tails behind them
00:49:15bring in their tails behind them
00:49:22Mary had a little lamb
00:49:25its fleece was white as snow
00:49:28and everywhere that Mary went
00:49:30the lamb was sure to go
00:49:42old mcdonalds had a farm
00:49:44e-i-e-i-o
00:49:46and on that farm he had a dog
00:49:48e-i-e-i-o
00:49:52with a whoop whoop here and a whoop whoop there
00:49:54here whoop there whoop everywhere whoop whoop
00:49:56old mcdonalds had a farm
00:49:58e-i-e-i-o
00:50:04e-i-e-i-o
00:50:04old mcdonalds had a farm
00:50:06e-i-e-i-o
00:50:08and on that farm he had a pig
00:50:12e-i-e-i-o
00:50:14with an ike ike here and an ike ike there
00:50:16here a ike there a ike everywhere a ike ike
00:50:18woof woof here and a whoop woof there
00:50:20here woof there woof everywhere a woof woof
00:50:22old mcdonalds had a farm
00:50:24e-i-e-i-o
00:50:30Oh mcdonald had a farm
00:50:34And on that farm he had some sheep
00:50:40With a baa baa here and a baa baa there
00:50:42Here a baa, there a baa, everywhere a baa baa
00:50:44Oink oink here and a oink oink there
00:50:46Here a oink, there a oink, everywhere a oink oink
00:50:48Here a whoop, there a whoop, everywhere a whoop, whoop
00:50:52Old MacDonald's had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
00:51:00Old MacDonald's had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
00:51:04And on that farm he had a jock, E-I-E-I-O
00:51:10With a quack quack here and a quack quack there
00:51:12Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack
00:51:14Bar bar here and a bar bar there
00:51:16Here a bar, there a bar, everywhere a bar bar
00:51:18Oink oink here and a oink oink there
00:51:20Here a oink, there a oink, everywhere a oink oink
00:51:22Whoop whoop here and a whoop whoop there
00:51:24Here a whoop, there a whoop, everywhere a whoop whoop
00:51:26Old MacDonald's had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
00:51:34Old MacDonald's had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
00:51:37And on that farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O
00:51:44With a moo moo here and a moo moo there
00:51:46Here a moo there moo, everywhere a moo moo
00:51:48Quack quack here and a quack quack there
00:51:50Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack
00:51:52Bar bar here and a bar bar there
00:51:54Here a bar, there a bar, everywhere a bar bar
00:51:56Oink oink here and a oink oink there
00:51:58Here a oink, there a oink, everywhere a oink oink
00:52:00Whoop whoop here and a whoop whoop there
00:52:02Here a whoop, there a whoop, everywhere a whoop whoop
00:52:04Old MacDonald's had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
00:52:12Ding dong bell, pussies in the well
00:52:18Who put her in, little Johnny Green
00:52:23Who pulled her out, little Tommy Stout
00:52:28What a naughty boy was that, tried to drown poor pussy cat
00:52:34Who ne'er did any harm, and killed all the mice
00:52:39In the farmer's barn, in the farmer's barn
00:52:46Jack, we're back! Come then, quickly, let's go in
00:52:49Have any more of the King's rhymes turned up in the gallery yet?
00:52:52Yeah, all but two
00:52:56And time is running out
00:52:59Two more rhymes still to find
00:53:01It's nearly bedtime
00:53:07Wee-Willy-Winky runs through the town
00:53:10Upstairs, downstairs, in his nightgown
00:53:13Rapping at the windows, crying through the locks
00:53:17Are all the children in their beds?
00:53:19It's past eight o'clock
00:53:28It's the Magic Nursery Rhyme Key
00:53:30Quick, everyone, do you remember what to shout?
00:53:32Yeah!
00:53:33Okay, are you ready? After three
00:53:35One, two, three
00:53:38It's Friday Rhyme Key
00:53:43Old King Cole was a merry elf soul
00:53:45And a merry elf soul was he
00:53:49He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl
00:53:51And he called for his fiddlers three
00:53:58And he called for his drum at three
00:53:58Every fiddler had a fine fiddle
00:54:00And a very fine fiddler was he
00:54:03Every fiddler had a fine fiddle
00:54:05And a very fine fiddler was he
00:54:08Old King Cole was a merry elf soul
00:54:15And a merry elf soul was he
00:54:18He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl
00:54:21And he called for his drum as three
00:54:27Every drummer had a fine drum
00:54:29And a very fine drummer was he
00:54:32Oh, there's one so rare as you can compare
00:54:35We can call all his drum as three
00:54:41Oh, King Cole was a merry old soul
00:54:44And a merry old soul was he
00:54:47He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl
00:54:50And he called for his dancers three
00:54:56Every dancer had a fine dancer
00:54:58And a very fine dancer was he
00:55:01Oh, there's one so rare as you can compare
00:55:04We can call all his dancers three
00:55:24The King's own rhyme back in its proper place
00:55:26So how many have we got now?
00:55:28We've got one, two, three, four, five
00:55:37Five rhymes?
00:55:39We've only got one more to find
00:55:40Well, come on, you must remember what the missing rhyme is
00:55:43He'll never remember
00:55:44He's a fool
00:55:45Oh, come on, Jack
00:55:46We've only got five minutes before the frowning
00:55:48Which makes us miserable forever
00:55:50Oh, you must remember
00:55:55What's that?
00:55:56It's an empty pail
00:55:58And another letter
00:56:00That doesn't make sense
00:56:03It's water
00:56:05Water, of course, water
00:56:07I have to fill this empty pail with water
00:56:15It's the nursery rhyme key
00:56:17Look, are you ready, everybody?
00:56:18We've got one last enormous shout
00:56:22Are you ready?
00:56:23One, two, three
00:56:26It's my turn
00:56:30They'll ruin my magic spell
00:56:32Oh, no
00:56:36No
00:56:40Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
00:56:48Jack fell down and broke his crown
00:56:52The deer were tumbling
00:56:56Deer were tumbling off
00:57:03Up, tap, tap, tap, honed
00:57:06He dropped as fast as he dropped paper
00:57:10He went to bed to bend his head
00:57:15Bigger round
00:57:18Bigger round paper
00:57:24Bigger round paper
00:57:32So, Jack remained the caretaker at the nursery rhyme house
00:57:36And Oak and Cole remained a merry old soul
00:57:38As for the frowning witch
00:57:40She was never seen again
00:57:42And Jack and Jill lived happily ever after
00:57:52There were ten in the bed
00:57:54And the little one said
00:57:56Roll over, roll over
00:57:59So they all rolled over
00:58:02And one fell out
00:58:05And they fell with a bump to the floor
00:58:10There were eight in the bed
00:58:13And the little one said
00:58:14Roll over, roll over
00:58:17So they all rolled over
00:58:21And one fell out
00:58:24And they fell with a bump to the floor
00:58:29There were eight in the bed
00:58:31And the little one said
00:58:33Roll over, roll over
00:58:36So they all rolled over
00:58:40And one fell out
00:58:43And they fell with a bump to the floor
00:58:48There were ten in the bed
00:58:50And the little one said
00:58:52Roll over, roll over
00:58:55So they all rolled over
00:58:57So they all rolled over
00:58:58And one fell out
00:59:02And they fell with a bump to the floor
00:59:07There were six in the bed
00:59:09And the little one said
00:59:10Roll over, roll over
00:59:13So they all rolled over
00:59:16And one fell out
00:59:20And they fell with a bump to the floor
00:59:25There were five in the bed
00:59:28And the little one said
00:59:29Roll over, roll over
00:59:32So they all rolled over
00:59:36And one fell out
00:59:39And they fell with a bump to the floor
00:59:44There were four in the bed
00:59:46And the little one said
00:59:48Roll over, roll over
00:59:51So they all rolled over
00:59:53So they all rolled over
00:59:55And one fell out
00:59:58And they fell with a bump to the floor
01:00:03There were three in the bed
01:00:05And the little one said
01:00:07Roll over, roll over
01:00:09So they all rolled over
01:00:12And one fell out
01:00:17And they fell with a bump to the floor
01:00:21There were two in the bed
01:00:24And the little one said
01:00:25Roll over, roll over
01:00:28So they all rolled over
01:00:32And one fell out
01:00:35And they fell with a bump to the floor
01:00:40There were one in the bed
01:00:43And the little one said
01:00:44And the little one said
01:00:45Roll over, roll over
01:00:47So they all rolled over
01:00:51And one fell out
01:00:54And they fell with a bump to the floor
01:01:01There were four in the bed
01:01:15And the little one said
01:01:15And one fell with a bump and the floor
01:01:15Then they fell with a bump
01:01:15And one fell in the bed
01:01:20And one fell with a bump