00:00Well, you're going to be late by a bot.
00:03Forever! Forever!
00:12Captain, on the... floor.
00:21Captain, setting destination coordinates.
00:24Zero percent?
00:26Captain Stitch, our orders are to return the prisoner
00:28to asteroid K-37.
00:30Why are we setting a course for Turo?
00:33Turo, not a crystal!
00:35You're not the captain!
00:38He is now!
00:52Hello, this is Cobra Bubbles.
00:54Cobra? I want to call Stitch.
00:56I'm unable to come to the phone right now.
00:58My current location, classified.
01:01Estimated return time, classified.
01:04Have a nice day.
01:13Does Scrump want some breakfast?
01:15It's her favorite, cold pizza.
01:20She's not hungry.
01:22She's worried about Stitch.
01:25Aww, Stitch can take care of himself.
01:27He's indestructible, remember?
01:29I told Scrump that.
01:31But she gets feelings sometimes.
01:34She thinks something's wrong.
01:37She thinks something's wrong.
01:37So I've been trying to get in touch with Stitch.
01:40Oh.
01:40Because you're going to need one of those intergalactic communicator thingies if you want to contact him.
01:45I know!
01:46But Jumbo and Pleakley's ship is gone, and Pleakley took his space cell phone.
01:50Who else?
01:52Out of my way!
01:54I need peanut butter!
01:55For breakfast?
02:02Hello?
02:06Gantushman, too.
02:06Who needs him?
02:07Nothing but a pain in a patookie, anyhow.
02:09Didn't even like my egg salad.
02:11More mayonnaise.
02:12Less dill weed.
02:14Uh, hello?
02:15Sorry, we're not open.
02:17Open?
02:18I'm turning this dump into the best spaceship-shaped sandwich shop on the island.
02:23Where's Gantu?
02:25He left.
02:27But I'm naming a sandwich after him.
02:29The open-faced, double-decker blubber butt.
02:31I won't ask what's in it.
02:34I brought you something.
02:40Peanut butter and jelly?
02:42Gee, nobody's ever made me a sandwich.
02:46Hey, what do you want?
02:48I need to call Stitch.
02:51Eh, sorry.
02:51Videophone's busted.
02:52Like everything else in this dump.
02:55Can you fix it?
02:56Why should I?
02:57Gantu's the only one who'd call, and I ain't answering.
03:00From now on, I'm looking out for old number 625.
03:04625?
03:05I never gave you a name, did I?
03:08A name?
03:10For me?
03:10Let's see.
03:12How about patty?
03:14Short for patty melt.
03:16Or Monty, like a Monte Cristo.
03:21Or pita pita sandwich eater.
03:25I don't think so.
03:26I know!
03:28Reuben!
03:29Huh.
03:30The classic corned beef and sauerkraut on rye.
03:33Reuben!
03:34Oh, I like that.
03:35So, uh, does this give me official cousin status?
03:38You know, full Ohana rights, all that Aloha stuff?
03:42Depends.
03:43You have to give Aloha to get some back.
03:45So, you gonna help me fix the videophone?
03:48Sure.
03:49Why not?
03:50It's Lilo, right?
04:05Uh, you sure that's gonna work?
04:07You'll be amazed.
04:09Pickle juice is a great conductor.
04:14You may thank me later.
04:16I'll thank you now.
04:18Mahalo, Reuben.
04:19Hey, uh, no problem, Lilo.
04:44Incoming call from E-earth, sir.
04:47Huh?
04:48That's Suta.
04:49Ah, you must be the little Earth girl.
04:51Ha-ha.
04:52My Leroy will easily duke her tiny little brain.
04:56Hide!
05:09Aloha, Stitch.
05:12Stitch?
05:14Uh...
05:15Say it.
05:17Are you okay?
05:19No, cuter.
05:20Think flashed eye.
05:21Oh, yeah.
05:22It's me.
05:23I'm Fluffy.
05:26That's him, all right.
05:31Wait a minute.
05:33My Tiki necklace.
05:34He's not wearing it.
05:36That's not Stitch.
05:38Hang up.
05:39Hang up!
05:39Okay.
05:40Bye-bye!
05:48I think that went very well, don't you?
05:51Actually, sir, I think...
05:53I didn't ask what you think.
05:54Actually, you did.
05:55I...
05:55It was a rhetorical question.
05:57Don't you know what a rhetorical question is?
05:59Yes, sir.
06:00I believe it's...
06:01Oh, no!
06:01That was a rhetorical question, too!
06:03Ah!
06:06My genius plan is unfolding perfectly.
06:10Prepare for hyperspace to planet Pyro, where I and my army of Leroy's...
06:17Quit picking your nose!
06:19Shall take over this stinky galactic alliance!
06:23Sir, I must find out a weak spot on your plan.
06:26The little Earth girl has a special talent for turning evil experiments from bad to good,
06:31and she controls a force of over 600 of Jumba's genetic creations.
06:35This makes her a credible threat to your Leroy army.
06:38Very well.
06:39Then the little girl's experiments must be captured and taken to a large public arena,
06:44where I shall destroy them all!
06:48This is clearly a job for my most trusted henchman.
06:52Thank you, sir.
06:53I won't fail you this time.
06:54You have already failed me 625 times!
06:59No.
07:00This time, I will send my new trusted henchman, Leroy!
07:05Roar!
07:12Ruben!
07:13There's a fake Stitch driving the Big Red Battleship.
07:16Do you know what that means?
07:18I don't know.
07:19It's lunchtime?
07:20No.
07:21Stitch is in trouble, and so is the Galactic Armada, and Planet Turo, and maybe the whole galaxy!
07:28It ain't our problem.
07:30Look, you're number 625, the closest one to Stitch!
07:35If you wanted to, you could have all of his powers.
07:39You just have to stop making sandwiches and start making something of yourself!
07:45I'm gonna fix this ship, fly to Planet Turo, and warn the Grand Council woman!
07:50Are you with me?
07:54I said, are you with me?
07:58I'm with you, sister!
08:00But first, we gotta put this servo unit back in the main driveshaft.
08:03You are as strong as Stitch!
08:05Now, we reroute the ignition conduit.
08:07And you can lock on the ceiling!
08:09Whoa!
08:11I'm a little out of practice.
08:16Flazookian cartridge clamp.
08:17Here?
08:18Smishy scoop.
08:19Is this it?
08:21Pickle.
08:22It's got a bite out of it.
08:24Perfect!
08:52What?
08:55Good!
09:01I can't do it.
09:03Honestly, it's just that you can get there.
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