00:01Coward.
00:03You talking to yourself?
00:05Always.
00:07I take it you're pulling a sickie, then?
00:09However will they cope without me?
00:11I'm basically the jewel in their crown.
00:13Cannot believe that I had a complete meltdown on my first day back.
00:19Stop tormenting yourself. Draw a line.
00:22How?
00:23It's like playing whack-a-mole.
00:25As soon as one troll disappears, another one raises its ugly head.
00:27And I can't work out whether Truth Teller 2 is some sad copycat
00:32or if it's the same sicko.
00:34Yeah, well, either way, wanting to meet and greet's a terrible idea.
00:38I mean, they're already living in your head rent-free.
00:42It's you.
00:43What?
00:45First Megan, now me.
00:47Come on. You need to get a grip.
00:52Challenging them to meet me was a private post.
00:55Yeah, I know, but did you actually post that?
01:00I know you said you might do.
01:02No, I didn't.
01:06Has it been you this whole time?
01:10Only the Truth Teller account could seed those posts.
01:13Yeah, but you were bound to want to front them up sooner or later.
01:16It was a lucky guess.
01:17Way too lucky.
01:19Why are you looking at me like that for?
01:20Because I knew it was you.
01:22My great confidant and ally.
01:24Daniel.
01:25Please.
01:27Look, stress, it can push you over the edge and make you paranoid.
01:30You're the one with the personality disorder.
01:33My son adores you.
01:35I adore him.
01:36How can you say that?
01:37You've been persecuting his father, his only parent.
01:40I haven't.
01:40You have had me on edge.
01:43You have had me distracted at home.
01:44You've had me distracted at work.
01:46I only went back yesterday and look how well that turned out.
01:49At least do me the courtesy of telling me the truth.
01:54Okay.
01:56It was me.
01:57It was me.
02:00I'm sorry.
02:03Three meaningless syllables.
02:05You made me the target for vigilantes.
02:08I didn't think.
02:10I just...
02:10You put Bertie in danger.
02:13No, I would never.
02:15I just wanted things to stay the same.
02:17I wanted to keep living here with you guys.
02:20You made me paranoid and depressed so that you could be my rock.
02:24You were going back to work.
02:25You were...
02:26You were getting your act together.
02:28I thought...
02:29That time when the truth teller disappeared
02:32in the bistro and I felt like a great weight had been lifted,
02:35you then created Truth Teller 2?
02:37No, Truth Teller 2 was nothing to do with me.
02:39How low can you go?
02:41I'm Bertie's life.
02:42Truth Teller 2 was nothing to do with me, I swear.
02:45Get out!
02:48Can I, um...
02:50Can I come back later maybe, you know, when you've calmed down a bit?
02:53You stay away from me.
02:55And you stay away from Bertie.
02:56Now get out.
03:08Hey, good job you're here.
03:10He is proper keen in here.
03:13Not again.
03:14Two pints of lime and soda, please.
03:17Yeah.
03:17Yeah, keep the change.
03:20Ta.
03:25Oh...
03:26Don't stop.
03:27It's midday.
03:28On a school day.
03:30Ooh, do you think they're missing me?
03:31Mr Osborne, woo-hoo!
03:34Whoever's covering your shift at late notice is certainly going to be missing you.
03:37Do you know what?
03:38I've just worked out.
03:39That's why you're the solicitor.
03:40Because you see the big picture, don't you?
03:42So, is Idris a good kisser?
03:46Gold standard, Rita.
03:48Gold.
03:49Well, I'm rooting for you, but, er, hey, you look gorgeous together.
03:54But don't go buying your actual shirt.
03:56You don't have to marry them, though, as long as they're kind, funny, devastatingly handsome.
04:03Hmm.
04:04Tick, tick, tick.
04:08OK.
04:09There you go.
04:11There's a triple vodka in that, right?
04:13I can neither confirm nor deny.
04:15I'm off the clock in a sec.
04:18Oh.
04:22Well, thanks for nothing.
04:24I'm doing you a favour.
04:28Whoa, whoa, whoa!
04:29If it isn't, the ironically named Truth Teller.
04:33Jodie.
04:34Yes.
04:36Yeah.
04:37Admitted it, didn't you?
04:38A couple of hours ago.
04:40Hiding in plain sight, Jodie.
04:42Very clever.
04:44Hey, you two play nice.
04:46Worse than the quads.
04:48Everybody, this is the Truth Teller.
04:50What are you doing? Get off.
04:51Rein it in.
04:52A.k.a. my online stalker.
04:56She's a troll.
04:58Posts poison about me, online.
05:00I'm sorry, he's clearly very drunk and obviously stressed.
05:03Oh, funny, that.
05:04Hey, come on, let's go next door and get the kettle.
05:06Yeah, I'll give you a hand.
05:07Don't you touch me!
05:09Look, go with your nephew.
05:11The booze is doing you no favours.
05:13Oh, Rita, with the greatest of respect.
05:18Or I'm coming.
05:19Rita, I'm really sorry, he's not himself.
05:21I'm very much myself, thank you very much.
05:23Unlike Jodie.
05:25I mean, she's three people.
05:26Probably more.
05:27Seriously, guys, I have no idea what he's talking about.
05:30She's a keyboard warrior, you see.
05:33Poisonous posts.
05:34Inciting the herd to go after a single dad of one.
05:38Nice.
05:39That's quite an accusation.
05:41Yeah, it's horrendous.
05:42And he's got no proof, no evidence, just some mad hunch.
05:46I mean, I would never.
05:47Come on, getting moolered is not helping.
05:50I'm sorry, everyone, that you've had your afternoon ruined.
05:52He's clearly very stressed.
05:56Isn't she magnificent, everybody?
05:58The trolls troll!
06:00I can't quit with it.
06:02Yeah, fine.
06:04Sober up.
06:06Stay there.
06:11Bertie!
06:13Daniel!
06:14Are you all right, home?
06:15No, no, I'm not.
06:16I'm going to have to call the police and mess up.
06:18I've lost my kid because I'm a drunken mess.
06:20Yeah, it certainly looks like it.
06:22But I'm glad you're taking ownership.
06:23It's good to be accountable.
06:25And let's face it, Daniel.
06:27You do need help.
06:28Yes, I do.
06:29I need help finding my son.
06:31I'm calling them.
06:32They'll have you pegged as a terrible father.
06:35Leaving him to use a microwave all on his own.
06:38And then said microwave practically exploding in his face.
06:42God knows what else.
06:44You know something, don't you?
06:46Oh, I know lots of things.
06:48I am a walking, talking Encyclopedia Britannica.
06:53Where is he, Tracy?
06:55Not very good on capital cities, though.
06:57No, geography's not my strong suit.
06:59Where is he?!
07:03Where is he?
07:04I thought you were going to take the door off.
07:05Bertie.
07:06Daddy!
07:10Should have known that you had something to do with this.
07:12How's your head?
07:12Damn sight better than yours is going to be when I'm knocking off your neck.
07:15Hell hath no fury like an alky scorned it.
07:18Shall I take him upstairs?
07:19Why isn't he in school?
07:20The poor lad's traumatised.
07:21Oh, as if?
07:22Look, if this is going to kick off, yeah, take him away.
07:25Why are you all making out like you're the responsible ones?
07:27I knew this was a bad idea.
07:28Come on, Bertie.
07:30You kidnapped my son?
07:31And where were you when all this was going on, huh?
07:34Out for the count.
07:35Bladdered.
07:36It's not good enough, Daniel.
07:37He was wandering the streets on his own, Daniel.
07:40What were we meant to do?
07:41Tuck him in next to you?
07:42I fed and I watered him, which is a damn sight more than you were capable of last night.
07:46I should report you to the police!
07:47Stop!
07:51Daniel told me to come and find you.
07:53Yeah, let's take the weight off your pins.
07:55You're absolutely right.
07:55You're embarrassing great lush.
07:57Lloyd!
07:58What's going on?
07:59He kidnapped my son to teach him a lesson.
08:01Don't get involved, can he?
08:03I beg your pardon?
08:04Daniel got drunk, so Bertie got scared.
08:06He tried to make his own tea and blew up the microwave.
08:08The boy was wandering the streets until we took him in.
08:10You did what?
08:11I'm sorry, okay?
08:12I thought we had enough of these problems with me, your brother, and they said that alcoholism is a family
08:16disease.
08:17It's true that, Kenny.
08:18I'm not an alcoholic.
08:19Said like a true addict.
08:20Oh, shut up!
08:21Who asked you?
08:22It's not good, whatever way you look at it.
08:25Like I'm going to take advice from you about how I bring up my son.
08:28Do you think you're being funny?
08:29No, I don't.
08:29It's just something about your face that really makes me laugh.
08:32When Sinead died, what did you tell Bertie?
08:35You told him she fell asleep and she never woke up.
08:38Well, guess what?
08:39What happened last night, huh?
08:40You fell asleep and he couldn't wake you up.
08:45Ken!
08:47Wait for a lie down, Ken.
08:49Does it hurt anywhere, Kenny lad?
08:51Can you do that?
08:52Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
08:54You don't look fine to me.
08:55You look like you've been licked in the ring by Big Daddy.
08:59You was a wrestler.
09:01You've not been the same since Megan got arrested.
09:03When you found out what she really was.
09:05That was a sick stunt that you pulled.
09:07Aye, but it did the trick, didn't it?
09:08Yeah.
09:09Wake up, Daniel.
09:10If you make this your rock bottom, they're the only ways up.
09:14Dad, I'm so sorry.
09:17I'd like you to leave now.
09:19What?
09:20Just go and grow up.
09:23Think you'd be able to manage that?
09:25Because whatever you're doing isn't working and I refuse to be caught in the crossfire.
09:30Dad, come on, please.
09:31I said go.
09:33And I meant it.
09:36Well, I need to get Bertie.
09:39Go home.
09:41Sleep off your shame.
09:43And we'll bring him to you later.
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