00:00Vulgar and cheap.
00:01Yeah.
00:02Wouldn't be vulgar and cheap if you'd thought of it first.
00:04I wouldn't lower myself.
00:06Excuse me, you are going to put a little tick in my box, aren't you?
00:09I don't know.
00:10I ain't had my breakfast yet.
00:12Yeah, but you will be voting for me.
00:14Well, I'll tell you what I'll do.
00:15Put a couple of extra sausages on.
00:17I will vote for you.
00:18I'm easily bought.
00:19Yeah, I had heard.
00:22Surprised to see you up and about.
00:24Thought you'd be getting your beauty sleep.
00:26Why?
00:27I heard you last night.
00:28What's this?
00:29Caught to three this morning.
00:31Linda was having a bit of a giggle with some geezer.
00:34Couldn't quite make out the voice.
00:36Mind the plate.
00:37It's hot.
00:41Everything to your satisfaction?
00:42Oh, you'll get, er, no complaints from me.
00:51No ring calls?
00:53Er, no.
00:55Cindy, call her back.
00:58Excited about your birthday party?
01:00Yeah, I am.
01:02It's going to be a laugh.
01:04You want to bring a new bloke?
01:05Oh, I've no intention of coming.
01:07But you and Cindy have a great time.
01:10Share birthday, eh?
01:12What are the chances?
01:14You're a hypocrite, you know that.
01:16Really?
01:17Yeah.
01:17You have a go at me for being all over Cindy next week, you know.
01:19You're having it off on the doorstep.
01:22Firstly, you were all over Cindy in the middle of my hallway.
01:25Secondly, I did not have it off on the doorstep.
01:29It was in the privacy of my bedroom.
01:34I hope that's cleared things up for you.
01:37But I don't think I need that coffee anymore.
01:39You saved me this nice birthday cake.
01:53See you later, cinders.
01:55I'm off to the ball.
01:57You do know that makes you an ugly sister, don't you?
02:00Not Prince Charming.
02:02Have fun.
02:08What, will it kill you?
02:10Celebrate my birthday.
02:11Show me a bit of support.
02:12Well, you know, it's a big day for my mum,
02:14so my support is already spoken for.
02:16Besides, the last thing I need is to watch you and Cindy
02:18fawning all over each other.
02:20Why would that bother you?
02:21You've got this mystery geezer to have a bit of fun with.
02:23Or maybe that's just a way to try and make me feel jealous.
02:26Because if it is, it ain't working.
02:28Because I ain't jealous.
02:30Okay.
02:31You're not jealous.
02:34You know, I reckon you should definitely tell this geezer
02:37that you're still hung up on your ex.
02:42Don't wake up.
02:44Oh, yeah.
02:49Oh.
02:53Don't put Grant and Linda together.
02:59Can you go for that?
03:05Well, this is very interesting, isn't it?
03:08You two arriving together.
03:10Having a little drink together.
03:12You've caught us out.
03:14I thought you said you couldn't come, Linda.
03:15Oh, I'll be leaving in a minute.
03:17You know, election results be in soon.
03:19Yeah, you'll stay there, Grant, wouldn't you?
03:21Drinks are free.
03:22In fact, I'm surprised your Mark ain't here,
03:24because he's always on the catch.
03:26What are you doing back in Morford, anyway?
03:28Oh, yeah, sorry.
03:30Yeah, I forgot.
03:30Yeah, you come back, bury your mate.
03:32What, was Linda just thrown in as a bit of a bonus, was she?
03:35Oh, for goodness sake.
03:37Have you got a problem?
03:38Me?
03:39Why would I?
03:40Because you sound like someone who'd like to be badly hurt.
03:44Ignore him.
03:45It's all right, I do.
03:46You don't, do you?
03:47You make a point coming to my party with that one.
03:51You know she's playing you.
03:52Didn't you make score points with me?
03:54Have you heard yourself?
03:56Nothing I do is anything to do with you.
04:00Let's go.
04:00Yeah, yeah, go on, off you go.
04:02Toodle pip, see you later.
04:03Back to the B&B so we can get his leg over.
04:11Happy birthday, Max.
04:13Shall we?
04:15Mm-hmm.
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