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00:03Tonight, join Bron Lewis, Chris Parker, Lizzie Hoon, Ed Cavalli and Sam Pang as we look back
00:11on the weekend arts. Have you been paying attention? And now, here's your host, John Gleisner.
00:21Good evening Australia. Welcome to our weekly wander back through events of the past seven
00:25days. As always, there's a fair bit going on, but how's this for an all-star lineup? For
00:30the first time this year, her new book is called I'm Not Mad, brackets, anymore. Welcome back
00:36to fabulous Bron Lewis. Also making his season return, it's the all-singing, all-dancing,
00:42all-star himself, Chris Parker. Currently touring with her hit show, Says Who? Thrilled to have
00:50her back. It's Lizzie Hoon. Co-host of the upcoming SBS series Cup Fever. I think just
00:5712 sleeps to go. Say hello to Ed Cavalli. And finally, he's about to be seen on a new ABC
01:05TV comedy. More of that later. Please welcome Sam Pang. So good to see you again, Bron. And
01:13tell me, what are we looking at here? Oh, wow. Yes. That is me at school pick-up. Okay.
01:22Piss and drop. It's, um, you, uh, you, uh, co-hosted a, was it a comedy gala? Yes, co-hosted
01:28a comedy gala with Brett Blake. It was great. Uh, some people were like, well, God, why did
01:32they make you wear so little? I said, I wanted to wear less. Okay. Wow. And you lent into it.
01:37Amazing. Now, I know you've been very busy in addition to touring the country. You've found
01:41time to write a book. I'm not mad. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not mad anymore. What's
01:49it about, Bron? Well, you say book, I say manifesto. Okay. And, uh, no, it is about, um, after
01:55having kids, I went mad. And before kids, I was really normal. Oh, okay. So you mean,
02:01like, it's that, the baby brain theory thing? Thanks for minimising it like that. It's
02:08mansplaining your woman's book. Oh, he's put his hand up. For the first time, this young
02:14man's put his hand up. Why would I read that? Well, Sam, firstly, you need to know how to
02:20read. So don't go. And then, then you can join it up. Thank you, Bron. Great to see you
02:26again. Chris, you've just wrapped up an Australian tour. Yeah, I've just finished all my shows in
02:31Australia. So, um, had a good, I actually had really enjoyed the Melbourne Comedy Festival this
02:35year. How do you find, like, Aussie audiences? Well, okay, I do have a little bit of a gripe
02:39where, I know, I haven't brought it up before, but I am a proud gay man. I'm actually the first
02:44time I've ever said that. So happy to come out on how you've been paying attention. Thank
02:49you. I never get gay men come to my shows, especially in Melbourne. And I thought the city
02:54was filled with them, you know? So it's just always, and I'm happy for them, lovely ladies
02:59and their mums. All right. They're welcome and they're welcome. But in Melbourne this
03:04year, I finally, in the front row of my show, had six big boys, you know? Stop there, Chris,
03:11because I think we've got some vision. Fantastic. I forced them to pick me up with nothing wrong
03:25with that. Because I was so excited. I said, boys, if I do a good job, you have to pick
03:28me
03:28up like that. And it was actually really nice to be uplifted by my community. Beautiful.
03:32Now, welcome back, Lizzie. I know you've been very busy touring. And, um, am I right in saying
03:37you had a special guest on stage in Brisbane? Very special guest. Yes, I had my dad, Mr.
03:43Chan Hu. Yeah, there he is. Wow, he had to wear his glasses. How old's Chan now? He's 87 years
03:53old.
03:54And he got up on stage? And we didn't know where he was. Well, this was his hometown, right? This
04:00is his hometown.
04:00My parents live there and I got him to do a song after my show. So I basically did 55
04:06minutes of
04:07warm-up. So Dad could come out and destroy. I've never heard a cheer like it when he entered
04:14the stage. Well, for those who may have missed it.
04:17I would never, never let you go. I love you so much. That's amazing.
04:25400 cheers turned around.
04:30We should mention that people coming to see your shows, Lizzie, we can't expect Chan at
04:35every show. Oh, maybe. We can. Maybe in the future. I don't know. It's, it's bordering
04:39on elder abuse. Too much. All right. We better get this show started. So hands on buzzers.
04:46And let's start with a surprising question. Have you ever called anyone an arrogant prick?
04:53Why has that been asked? He called, Angus Taylor called the Prime Minister that in, in Parliament.
04:59Tom. Had to withdraw because it was unparliamentary language.
05:02Worst thing, worst thing anyone's ever called me, Tom. What's that say?
05:05It was you. Oh.
05:06And you said, and you called me Penny Wong.
05:08Oh. Oh, no. I actually called you Lee Lin Chin, but that's, that is different. And that was,
05:18it was a dark room. We need to move on. It was a dark room.
05:22To some wild scenes at Melbourne Airport.
05:27Hey, don't touch me, bro. Wow. Who was just arriving? Chris.
05:33You get in one car thinking it's an Uber.
05:34And it's a, it wasn't an Uber incident. It was a, Lizzie.
05:39Looks a bit Shania Twain.
05:40That's got a touch of Shania.
05:43Have you seen the leopard's print star?
05:46Yeah, I'm hearing you.
05:48Is it Shania Twain? Oh, Christy, she's too close.
05:51It's an Isis bride.
05:54It is correct. An Isis bride.
05:56Ooh, Pauline Hanson had someone in her sights.
06:00I'm not wasting my time with you. You've kicked me in the guts enough.
06:03And I don't go back to get kicked in the guts again.
06:06Who has kicked Pauline in the guts?
06:10Ron?
06:10No, I watched this on pay-per-view.
06:12It was Conor McGregor and it was really, it was a good fight.
06:15It was close.
06:15I'd like to see that.
06:16I'd like to see that.
06:17Right, Sam?
06:18Her English tutor?
06:22She's, she's not like this organisation for a long time.
06:25She's had a bit of a...
06:26Lizzie?
06:27I think it's the ABC.
06:28She went on Q&A.
06:29Yeah.
06:30Thought it was a stitch up.
06:31Thanks, Lizzie.
06:31Well, big week for mushroom murderer Erin Patterson.
06:34What's happened now?
06:38Lizzie?
06:38She got an SBS food deal.
06:42Signed her up on the spot.
06:44And Tam?
06:45Is she dating again?
06:46Is...
06:47She's in prison.
06:48She's in prison.
06:50No, they've set a date for her appeal, Paul.
06:52A date has been set for her appeal, or as Seven Sunrise put it...
06:55Triple murderer Erin Patterson cooks up a Melbourne appeal.
06:59And why wouldn't you?
07:00All right.
07:01Fucking hard.
07:02Heading overseas to Washington.
07:03Take a look at this.
07:04It kind of looks like a rollercoaster on the lawn of the White House.
07:09It looks like a rollercoaster, but it's actually...
07:11Chris, I mean, it feels like a joke answer, but isn't it like a fighting cage or...
07:16A cage arena, Chris?
07:18A cage arena, yeah.
07:19Staging a UFC fight on the lawns of the White House.
07:22Oh, wow.
07:22Yeah, it's Melania versus Stormy Daniels, so it's going to be huge.
07:26Chris, you can have the points.
07:28Good news from the White House.
07:30US President Donald Trump says he's in perfect health after undergoing...
07:34After undergoing...
07:35Chris, spray tan.
07:37Well, that's...
07:38I think that's a week...
07:39That's a weekly event.
07:40Brian?
07:40I know, he got his head removed from his arse.
07:43That's a very complex medical procedure.
07:46Lizzie?
07:46I think it's called an everything transplant.
07:48It's just everything in there.
07:50Not just the head and the...
07:52No, Chris.
07:53Is that a medical, like a medical examination?
07:55It's three hours.
07:57Yeah, routine medical at the Walter Reed, soon-to-be-Trump Medical Center.
08:02To China now.
08:07Where are those three people heading off to?
08:10Lizzie?
08:11Wherever they're told to go.
08:13That's very obedient.
08:17I have no idea when they're just going to go.
08:19They look happy.
08:20Sam?
08:21Well, it's Wuhan, but there's nothing to worry about.
08:25I'm pointing, I'm pointing.
08:26Are they going out of space, perchance?
08:28Yeah, but only does...
08:29The moon.
08:30A destination.
08:30Jupiter.
08:31Just not by naming planets.
08:33Stars.
08:34They go to see the stars.
08:36The International Space Station.
08:38I didn't know China had their own Tianyang Space Station, Ed.
08:41Yeah.
08:42It sort of orbits the Earth like a Lazy Susan, I believe, and it's...
08:49It's a...
08:51Sam?
08:52So you've created an environment here where you're very comfortable doing jokes like that
08:56in front of me and Lizzie.
08:59I was wondering, Sam and Lizzie, do you know them?
09:03My cousins.
09:05Sorry, I've driven that off the rails.
09:07Ed, you can have the points.
09:08The Tianyang Space Station heading to the UK.
09:11It's been really nice.
09:12It's absolutely gorgeous.
09:13Yeah.
09:13So nice.
09:14It's wonderful.
09:15It's a different place.
09:16What are they talking about?
09:17Chris.
09:18Nice mix of ages on Love Island at the sea.
09:20That's a chance.
09:21It's certainly taken it.
09:22It's a dear.
09:23It's not Love Island.
09:24What are they referring to?
09:25Bronze.
09:26Well, isn't there a heat wave?
09:27So just out enjoying it?
09:28Yes, in the hottest two May days ever in the UK.
09:3212 degrees, apparently.
09:33So bronze points are yours.
09:36To news out of the Vatican.
09:38Pope Leo has issued a stark warning to the world about the dangers of...
09:42The dangers of bronze?
09:44The Catholic Church.
09:45Yeah, I think that's...
09:46That's not before time.
09:47Lizzie, what's the warning?
09:48I think the dangers of drinking red wine in a white top.
09:52Yeah.
09:52Very, very hard.
09:54Definitely, definitely.
09:55Chris.
09:56No, he's worried about AI, isn't he?
09:58Yeah, yeah.
09:59You can talk to ChatGPT and get it to forgive you for your sins.
10:03Can we look at the clue?
10:05Don't you reckon that looks like a movie?
10:07Yeah, really.
10:08A Pope's warning.
10:09Yeah, good idea.
10:11Who are you going to put in that?
10:12Who's going to cast in that?
10:12A Pope's warning, Tommy?
10:14Well, you might be looking at him.
10:15Wow.
10:19You've got the robes and the secret identities.
10:23Am I too old to play a young boy?
10:29Hey, we've got to take a break.
10:31Back with more from the week, right after this.
10:45Mark your diaries.
10:46America's returning to the moon.
10:48A very welcome development.
10:49Problem is...
10:50The UK has recorded its hottest...
10:52Hottest...
10:52Hottest May Day.
10:53On record.
10:54It's an optical illusion.
10:55How will this affect...
10:56Tax changes.
10:57Tax reforms.
10:58Toxic taxes.
10:59Get scammed.
11:00Get a refund.
11:00I'm still trying to get my head around this.
11:02We can't fix everything.
11:03Australian dream is dying.
11:04It should not be an issue.
11:06Well, as we say in Korean...
11:07Where the bloody hell are you?
11:11We're back.
11:12We're back.
11:13We're back.
11:14Just before you've come to questions, Lizzie.
11:17Is it?
11:17It looks like you've had a bit of a career change.
11:21Oh, whoa.
11:23Whoa.
11:23I know.
11:24We're hard-launching my thruple here.
11:27You, of course, scored a role in Ed Cavalli's upcoming telemovie?
11:31Yeah, cop this.
11:32I'm a SWAT team member.
11:33Okay.
11:34Yeah.
11:34What was I like to work with?
11:35You were absolutely fantastic.
11:37Oh, there you go.
11:38Insisted on live ammunition.
11:39Oh, there you go.
11:41That's me.
11:42And managed to round up five illegal immigrants.
11:45And when can we look forward to the show, Ed?
11:49Later in the year.
11:50Cop this.
11:50Why are you still wearing your bulletproof vest?
11:54I haven't taken it off.
11:55I don't want to.
11:56Yeah, they have to widen the hallways for me to get through today.
11:59All right.
12:00Hands back on buzzers.
12:02Or NBC correspondent Julie Serkin experienced something unexpected.
12:07What is that?
12:13What is that?
12:14What, in fact, was that?
12:16Wrong.
12:17Trump was getting his nappy changed.
12:19It was.
12:20Well, outside the White House.
12:22I think it's a noisy bet.
12:25Sam, what was it?
12:26Well, it was gunshots, Tom.
12:27But in the US, is that really unexpected?
12:30Well, you make a fair point.
12:33Yeah, gunshots near the grounds of the White House.
12:35Well, that's what I'm about to...
12:35I'm just about to hear to make good points and correct answers,
12:38because this is all for you, Melanie.
12:44It's just as a fact.
12:45Sam has bonded with Melanie in the audience.
12:47It's her birthday, and he's promised to win the show for her personally.
12:56Sam, points are yours.
12:57Gunshots near the grounds of the White House.
12:59To some viral footage out of Austria.
13:06All right, well, stop it there and ask, what happens next?
13:09Chris.
13:09She caught a seagull.
13:11That would be great.
13:12It would be very impressive with one hat, Sam.
13:14She got hit by a plane, that's correct.
13:16You happy, Melanie?
13:17The way it's gone.
13:21I think Sam might be right.
13:22Let's take a look.
13:29That's just awesome, buddy.
13:31She's OK, emergency shoot, and she's now got a Red Bull sponsorship.
13:35So that's all.
13:36To some police body cam video from Florida.
13:39Hey, good morning.
13:40I'm David Gasai with the Pumper County Sheriff's Office.
13:42This is why you're being pulled over.
13:43In the city of Legos, today we're doing an operation for a distracted driver,
13:45and you drove past me holding the phone with your right hand.
13:47Mmm.
13:48How does that driver respond?
13:52Sam.
13:52She says, relax, officer.
13:54I'm white.
13:58She does not, but she's got a very good comeback.
14:01Chris?
14:01I have seen this.
14:02She lifts up her right arm, and she doesn't have a hand.
14:07Chris, that's your left hand.
14:10No, I was doing it for the reverse.
14:13Chris, you are correct.
14:15She lifts up her right arm to reveal.
14:17Take a look.
14:18Can you be leading the phone?
14:20Oh, this is nice.
14:24What's wrong?
14:25She dealt with that pig single-handedly.
14:27She did.
14:28She did.
14:33He did shoot her, though.
14:34Oh, yeah.
14:36Yeah, just for giving, you know, giving it a treat.
14:40Chris, I will pay that.
14:41Okay, it's time to roll out the red carpet.
14:50And tonight's show, this segment is brought to you, as always, by Yui, you insured.
14:54And as a wise man once said...
14:56Shop around.
14:57Try Yui.
14:58Indeed.
14:58Don't argue with that.
15:00They're good people.
15:00I don't applaud him.
15:01No, don't.
15:02No, they're good people.
15:03They are good people.
15:04Ed, with the picture, why don't they use you?
15:06Well, that's...
15:07That is him.
15:10So it's ours in make-up.
15:13No, that's Narelle.
15:14She's in the...
15:14She adds with me.
15:15But you're kind of the face of the company.
15:16I would have thought you were...
15:17Yeah, you're the front and centre.
15:18You doing any ads, Sam?
15:22Mick Malloy and I are doing Guzman and Gomez.
15:26All right, this is Showbiz.
15:27I've got some questions.
15:28Oh, I believe we have a very special video quiz master standing by live.
15:33Good evening, everyone.
15:35I'm Julie Andrews.
15:37Oh, no.
15:40It's OK, because we've lost the satellite.
15:42What is happening?
15:44Has she died?
15:45No, no, no.
15:46I've got Julie's question, and it was,
15:48I just made my first public appearance in three years.
15:52Doing what?
15:53Chris.
15:54She's climbed every mountain.
15:55She's done that.
15:56Yeah, yeah.
15:56No, this is even...
15:57Hey, Sam.
15:58She's done a new music video with Kendrick Lamar and Fetty Wap.
16:03I'm not looking at the card, because I don't need to.
16:05Lizzie.
16:05Is it some sort of charity event?
16:07Yes, at World Parkinson's Congress, she opened the event.
16:11Tense moment in front of a hotel for Russell Crowe.
16:13As soon as somebody's a dick, I'm going.
16:16Copy?
16:17Yes.
16:17Clear?
16:18Yes, sir.
16:18Who's he talking to?
16:20Who's Rusty?
16:20Chris.
16:20Just some Make-A-Wish kids.
16:21I think it is.
16:25Hopefully not Make-A-Wish.
16:26Does anyone know what the running was over from?
16:29Oh, aren't they just people trying to get an autograph?
16:32Well, apparently they were pushing and shoving and getting...
16:34Oh.
16:34So he said he'd either be...
16:36I think it's a rule for life.
16:39Is to not be a dick?
16:40As soon as anyone's a dick, I'm going.
16:43Yeah, fans waiting for an autograph in France.
16:45Oh, I believe we have a special video quiz master standing by.
16:48Hey, Tom.
16:49Hey, everyone.
16:50Anna Faris here.
16:51I am back and I've teamed up with Marlon and Sean Wayans and Regina Hall
16:56to create the sixth instalment of what movie franchise?
17:01Ooh, Anna's starring in the sixth instalment of what movie franchise?
17:04Uh, Chris.
17:05It looks like she's just blazed up a minute.
17:07It looks like there's some vaping going on.
17:10Well, that's part of...
17:11I think that kind of speaks to the movie.
17:13Sam?
17:13Scary movie.
17:14Ooh.
17:15Melt.
17:16Melt.
17:20Sam, let's, uh, let's see if you're right.
17:22Scary movie.
17:24What's up?
17:24I know, it's done.
17:25Oh, my God.
17:27Fuck.
17:28What are you happening?
17:29Yeah, I'll do it.
17:30I'll do it here.
17:31We're doing...
17:31We're doing...
17:32Oh, hey, baby.
17:33We're doing awesome.
17:36Why were you so rude to Julie Andrews?
17:41Instant was Thursday.
17:42Get your tickets now.
17:43Ooh, friend of the show, Rosie O'Donnell.
17:46Well, shocked fans this week by admitting she's done what?
17:50Sam?
17:51A man?
17:52Is...
17:54Not on the...
17:55Has she had a bit of work done?
17:57Yeah, apparently she had a facelift back in January and she's...
18:03Now, speaking of friend of the show,
18:06did you know you can order your very own friend of the show T-shirt?
18:10Can you get a clean one?
18:12Is...
18:13It's on there.
18:14Just head to the Working Dog website.
18:16Yeah, can you help me out?
18:16How would you sell a T-shirt?
18:18Want it?
18:18Yep.
18:20Oh, goodness.
18:21Are you stuck wearing sort of maroon plaid shirts
18:24that make you look like a reject from Farmer Wants A Wife?
18:28Then you need a friend of the show T-shirt.
18:30Thank you, Ed.
18:33That's what we're doing.
18:34It is...
18:35It's on the website.
18:37All right.
18:38I believe we have a video quiz master standing by.
18:41Hello, Tom.
18:42Hello, everyone.
18:44I am in a brand new series.
18:48Do you know what it is called?
18:52What's the new series Aaron's starring in?
18:55Ah, Sam.
18:56It's the Jeffrey Dahmer origin story.
19:00Chris.
19:01Some say series, some say launching and only fans.
19:04It's a fine line.
19:06No, it's actually quite prestigious.
19:09Lizzie.
19:09Oh, I've seen this.
19:10He's in Sam Campbell's new television show.
19:13Wow.
19:13How to make a...
19:14I want to make a movie, something...
19:16Stop right there and let's see if you're right.
19:18Sam Campbell's Make That Movie.
19:22Thank you, Aaron.
19:23We've got to take a break.
19:24Back with our special guest, Chris Master.
19:34We're back with our special guest, Chris Master.
19:38She's a true queen of Australian stage and TV,
19:41about to star in a new ABC TV comedy.
19:44Please welcome friend of the show, Lucy Durack.
19:48Oh, my God.
19:49Yes.
19:50Hey, Lucy.
19:51Hi, Tom.
19:52Great to see you again.
19:53Oh, so nice to see you also.
19:55Last time you were on the show, seven years ago.
19:57Yes.
19:57I think we've got a moment that you were...
19:59Yes.
19:59I was so...
20:00That's my son, Teddy.
20:02Hmm?
20:03I think I had him a few days later.
20:05Oh, fantastic.
20:05So he's nearly seven.
20:06Okay.
20:07Yeah.
20:07That's exciting.
20:08Hi, Teddy.
20:08We love watching you at the show.
20:10And hi, Polly.
20:11She loves it too.
20:11It's a bit adult for a seven-year-old.
20:15Look, we like to call it life experience.
20:19Fair enough.
20:20You're about to appear in a new ABC TV comedy.
20:23It's called Ground Up.
20:25Tell us all about it.
20:26I am so excited because Sampang is suspiciously good in it.
20:33Suspiciously good.
20:33Now, it's about attempts to build a football AFL stadium in Tasmania?
20:39In Tassie.
20:40So it's about the Tassie AFL stadium and the Tassie AFL team.
20:43Right.
20:44And Sam is the CEO of the Great Southern Football Club.
20:47Well, there's a few of the...
20:48And it's very good.
20:49So good.
20:50And is that Sam's first acting role?
20:52That's Sam's first acting role.
20:53If you don't count his wedding vows, I think that's...
20:57I think extraordinary.
21:00It's a very funny show.
21:02Let's take a look at a moment.
21:03Great Southern Football Club CEO, Hugh Shen.
21:06Look, I'm just sick of all this negativity from the Greens about the stadium.
21:10Build the bloody thing and bury all those useless greenies in the foundations while you're at it.
21:21Oh, here it is.
21:22That does look good.
21:23That does look good.
21:25So good.
21:26Sam, what was it like doing your first dramatic role?
21:29Well, the thing about acting, Tom.
21:31Oh, here we go.
21:32No, I was going to say, that's one of the few scenes that Lucy and I are in together because
21:37they had to change the script.
21:39What?
21:40After a couple of the early scenes when the sexual chemistry was...
21:45Sexual chemistry was likened to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
21:50Wow.
21:51I did not see that coming.
21:53Now, Lucy, you've been pretty busy.
21:55You've just launched another ABC TV show today.
21:59Yes.
21:59So I play in a show called It's Andrew, which is a beautiful preschooler.
22:06Very, very different show.
22:08Sorry, Lucy.
22:11There's a role Sam would have nailed.
22:14What is It's Andrew all about?
22:16So Andrew is a rhino who's been adopted by a unicorn mum and I play his unicorn kindy
22:23teacher, Miss Horne.
22:24Excellent.
22:24And it's...
22:26It's sounding a lot more adult than I ever registered.
22:30It's a beautiful series.
22:31It's not a great sign.
22:32I'm more interested in that show than I ever did.
22:34You're just going to miss Horne.
22:35Yeah.
22:36Two very fine shows.
22:38All right.
22:38Now, Lucy is very kindly agreed to ask you five some questions.
22:41Yes, love to.
22:41Now, you remember how this works.
22:42I do.
22:43Okay.
22:43Are you ready?
22:44Yes.
22:44A big new doco dropped on Netflix.
22:47What's it about?
22:49Chris.
22:50Hidden runs?
22:51It does.
22:51It's not a sign of a lot.
22:53Sam.
22:54Barnaby Joyce.
22:57He's cleaned himself up now, Sam.
22:58Lizzie.
22:59No, this is about Rafa.
23:00It's called Rafa.
23:01It's about Rafael Nadal, the tennis player.
23:04I saw Rafa's review of the documentary and he said it was better, better, good.
23:09Thank you, Lucy.
23:10Lucy, you'd like to give you the voice.
23:12Lucy, do you think in hindsight I should have done an accent in our show?
23:14I feel like you should have, yeah.
23:16And that is what this show is missing.
23:17That is missing nothing else.
23:18Your character name was Hugh Shen, is that right?
23:21Not was, it is.
23:22He's not dead.
23:22I'm sorry.
23:23The character name is Hugh Shen.
23:25Did you write a backstory?
23:26Did you do the method?
23:27Were you method, Sam?
23:28Were you a method actor?
23:30No, Lucy knows this.
23:31All I did during my scenes was wait for the other actors to finish their lines and then say mine.
23:36Okay.
23:38That's a perfect way to go.
23:39In fact, some of the scenes, you can see me mouthing the words of the other.
23:44That's a trap for young players.
23:45All right, we need to move on.
23:46Lucy, next question, please.
23:47A former reality show singer has made headlines with this Instagram post.
23:52Who is it?
23:54Chris.
23:55This is Susan Boyle, isn't it?
23:57Wow.
23:58Yes.
23:59I remember she...
24:00That's Husey.
24:03She was on Britain's Got Talent or something, wasn't she?
24:07Yes, she was so good.
24:07She impressed Simon Cowell by singing...
24:10She sang I Dreamed a Dream.
24:12That is very beautifully.
24:14And did you know the UK is going through a heat wave?
24:16And that is that fur coat option.
24:18Would have been, yes.
24:18But she killed that animal herself, I believe so.
24:21A couple of neighbourhood cats.
24:25Lucy.
24:26Meet Irish actor Patrick Gibson.
24:28What iconic role has he just played?
24:31Lucy.
24:32It's James Bond.
24:34But?
24:34But in a video game.
24:37Correct.
24:37Would you say that bit quietly, though?
24:39You're like, James Bond, but...
24:40Yeah, still.
24:41It's like saying you're an artist,
24:43but you're a Subway sandwich artist.
24:46I take your point, Chris.
24:48I take your point.
24:52Big week for Russell Crowe.
24:56What happens next?
24:59Who is he?
25:00He actually...
25:01He's at the French Open, and he catches the ball.
25:03He gets it in the crowd.
25:05Yeah.
25:05So what we've learnt is that he hates dicks but loves balls.
25:09Yeah.
25:14I think you've done it.
25:15Let's see if you don't believe us.
25:16Take a look.
25:18Oh, oh, oh.
25:19Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:21Points are yours, Lizzie.
25:23Next question, please.
25:23Cynthia Erivo had a request during a sit-down with Variety.
25:28Do you mind if we do another question?
25:29Because I feel like I've spent the last two years talking about it.
25:33What has she spent the last two years talking about?
25:37Chris.
25:38Wicked, right?
25:38But she shouldn't have dressed like the witch.
25:41She's having to make...
25:43Totally.
25:44And as somebody who's spent the last 15 years talking about Wicked,
25:47I respectfully want to say, toughen up, Cynthia.
25:50Yeah.
25:51I mean, we all want to know about it.
25:53Yeah.
25:53And there's still a little bit of green paint behind her ear.
25:57But we do need to move on.
25:58Chris.
25:59Hi there, of course.
25:59Wicked.
26:00Next question.
26:00Okay.
26:01The Sugar Babes performed somewhere unusual this week.
26:04Push the button and let me know before.
26:08Where were they?
26:10Who are the girls?
26:11Lizzie?
26:11This is crazy.
26:12This is in the year 2026.
26:16Crazy.
26:18Where were they specifically, Bron?
26:19Were they on a plane?
26:20Oh.
26:21A little more context?
26:22Um, in front of an audience.
26:24Okay.
26:25So, well, they're flight attendants and they're on a break.
26:30They're on a Virgin Atlantic flight.
26:31That's right.
26:32But what are they doing?
26:33They're promoting something.
26:35Chris.
26:35They have got a new single.
26:38I wish they did.
26:39Wow.
26:39I wish the emergency door would open.
26:41But, um...
26:43Oh, my God.
26:44That's not what they're here for.
26:45Oh, my God.
26:48What are they promoting?
26:49New Wi-Fi on the plane.
26:51Yes.
26:52Lizzie, good job.
26:53A new way.
26:54A new way.
26:54And they are promoting the airline's new Starlink onboard Wi-Fi
26:58with every performer's dream of being in a place with an audience
27:01that literally can't escape.
27:02Wow.
27:02Absolutely.
27:03We've got to take a break.
27:04Ground Up premieres this Sunday at 8.30pm on ABC TV and ABC iView.
27:10Would you please say please?
27:23We're back for the time for each other and every individual for the test.
27:27Today marks the official start of winter,
27:30a time when we're all feeling a little...
27:35Oh, bleh, bleh, bleh.
27:38Oh, bleh, bleh.
27:39Bleh.
27:41Wow.
27:45Okay.
27:47Now...
27:48Wow.
27:49Yes, Sam.
27:49Does that take you back to the days when you used to have dandruff, Tom?
27:52Yes.
27:53LAUGHTER
27:55All I can say, it's a senseless waste of microplastics,
27:58but before any of you say anything,
28:01this segment was so popular last time we did.
28:03Look at a few of the online comments we got there.
28:06Brr.
28:06Anglia, wait.
28:07Merch drop.
28:08What a train wreck.
28:10One of the worst segments of all time.
28:11What a train wreck.
28:12So, you know, you be the judge.
28:14It's a very simple challenge.
28:16I'll ask you each a winter-themed question.
28:19You hopefully come up with an answer.
28:22Chris, let's start with you.
28:26Oh.
28:27Nice.
28:33It's easy to be sexy when it's cold, isn't it?
28:36I said an answer, not an attitude, but we're going to go.
28:39Chris, we're kicking off with a controversy
28:42that dominated this year's Winter Olympics.
28:45Yes, we have to talk about penis gate.
28:47A scandal now being casually referred to as penis gate.
28:50So I can bring our listeners up to speed with penis gate.
28:52Look at this.
28:53Penis gate.
28:57What on earth was penis gate?
29:00Why have you given me this?
29:02No, no, it's all right.
29:03It's random, it's random, it's random.
29:05Did you follow?
29:06No one else is getting penis gate.
29:08Well, I mean, the idea of a penis gate
29:10is something that would have sent me wild at 14.
29:12OK, sure.
29:13Is it a real gate, you know?
29:15Chris, well, let's start with the obvious.
29:17Did you watch any of the Winter Olympics?
29:19I watched a bit of men's tandem, you know,
29:23when they lie on top of each other and slide.
29:25Oh, I don't know.
29:27The luge.
29:29The luge.
29:30Men's tandem luge.
29:31I think, Chris.
29:32I thought the men's tandem bit, right?
29:33Yeah, the men's tandem luge.
29:35Well, therefore, you might have known this involved aerial skiers
29:38doing something, and the phrase penis gate relates to that.
29:43I hate that I know this.
29:46But isn't it?
29:46Because it's about, like, how far they fly with the skis on, right?
29:50Yes.
29:50And I think they'd worked out their aerodynamics,
29:53that if their downstairs, you know, their ski pole was larger,
29:58then they would fly further.
30:00Really?
30:00And so they were injecting their ski poles with, like, hyaluronic acid.
30:05Hyaluronic acid.
30:06Which is what I put on my face.
30:08Yeah.
30:09Ten points to Chris.
30:11Wow.
30:13Wow.
30:14Aerodynamics, actually.
30:15Well done, Chris.
30:17Sam, take a look at this dramatic moment on Ice Road Truckers,
30:21where seasoned heavy hauler Todd Dewey is making a perilous journey
30:26across a frozen lake.
30:28Even though the snow's on top, but you can hear it cracking.
30:31It's all lake.
30:33But the ice isn't Todd's only concern.
30:38Todd throws caution to the wind.
30:43I've got to get on.
30:44I can't stop on the ice.
30:52Sam, what is Todd attempting to do?
30:54Well, whatever Todd's doing, I wish I could do it on this show.
30:59Just go.
31:00Also, I didn't know that Ice Road Truckers was narrated by Buzz Lightyear.
31:05Was that impressive?
31:05That Ice Road Truckers' seven mate would not exist as a network,
31:08so it's weird.
31:09He's driving across a frozen lake, but he starts to get out of...
31:12So he just gets off that truck and just leaves it driverless?
31:16No.
31:16He's attempting to rectify a fault with the aforementioned truck.
31:21Oh, does he just get out and have a look under the hood?
31:24Is that what he's doing?
31:25He got another clue?
31:26It involved something that popped open.
31:29His fly.
31:32He's going back to fix an open-door hatch containing the emergency supplies.
31:37Take a look.
31:38That's too high.
31:40That's way too high.
31:44That's too high.
31:45The door shut down.
31:47Ha, ha, ha.
31:49Sorry.
31:49Sorry.
31:50It was a double.
31:51Yes, Bron?
31:51This is what happens when men don't talk about their feelings.
31:55True.
31:55You got it up.
31:57Thank you, Bron.
31:58Sadly, Sam, I can't give you the one.
31:59All right, we're moving on.
32:00Lizzie.
32:01Global News reporter Rob Leth is out in the middle of winter
32:04to do a routine stand-up for his broadcast in the snow.
32:12All right, so I've got my trusty stopwatch,
32:14and here they come down the hill.
32:16It looks like Ruben is in the lead.
32:19Let me know where this is at.
32:20Hey, Lizzie, what happens next?
32:22I think two things could happen.
32:25They either just keep going and just keep going,
32:28and it's bad.
32:30Or they run into him.
32:33What do you think happened?
32:34I think they run into him.
32:36Would you like to see it?
32:37Yeah, I'd love to see it.
32:39All right.
32:39I'd love to see it.
32:40Let us all take a look.
32:42It looks like Ruben is in the lead,
32:43and here it comes out.
32:44Get him, Ruben.
32:45Yay!
32:48Well done, Lizzie.
32:52That's how men's tandem losing was invented.
32:55Well, there you go.
32:55There's the back one.
32:56Well done, Lizzie.
32:57All right, Ed.
32:58This is hard.
32:58Now for some handy advice from Fit Talk influencer Matt from Ohio
33:03on how to tackle a common issue when there's too much snow.
33:07Hashtag white powder.
33:09I've done my fair share of shoveling.
33:11Most people, when they shovel, they want to shovel like this.
33:15Now, you're going to be using primarily biceps
33:18when it comes to shoveling like this.
33:21What I want you to try...
33:23What does Matt want us to try?
33:25Steroids.
33:29That's all natural?
33:30That's all natural upper...
33:31No, it is not.
33:33He does a lot of snow shoveling,
33:35but he's saying that, you know,
33:36if you do it one way, it's a lot of biceps, but...
33:39I think he's trying to say if you push,
33:42then you'll probably engage more tricep or your back
33:46is what he's getting at.
33:47I think it's got to...
33:48By changing your technique,
33:49you might engage another muscle other than your bicep.
33:52Take a look.
33:53Once you're trying to put this hand over,
33:56switching from your biceps to your triceps,
33:59and you'll be able to shovel all day long.
34:04Right.
34:05Wow.
34:06That sounds awesome.
34:06So that's what Lizzie's been doing.
34:08Yay!
34:09So that's...
34:13I think that's 10 points to it, can't you?
34:16Yes, please.
34:19All right, Bron, let's bring this thing home.
34:22Check out this ultimate cold climate essential.
34:26Perfect for winter-proofing your morning routine
34:30when the mercury's approaching zero.
34:32What do you reckon you'd use that for?
34:35Well, how this segment has gone so far,
34:39is it to protect toxic masculinity?
34:42Is it?
34:43It doesn't say that on the label.
34:46What would I do with this to stay warm?
34:48Oh, that's...
34:49Oh, cute.
34:51It's like you're being born again.
34:58This is...
34:59Put out the wrong hole.
35:02This is actually a chapter in my book about motherhood.
35:07It's not a birthing item.
35:09It's...
35:09How would I use that to stay warm on a cold winter's day?
35:13Did you wrap it around your face?
35:15Let me tell you that it might involve the bathroom.
35:19Oh.
35:20Oh, you put it on your toilet seat.
35:21Ladies and gentlemen, 10 points to Brian Lewis on the corner seat.
35:26And all too soon, that brings us to the end of...
35:37Back with more Have You Been Paying Attention right after this.
35:51We're back.
35:53Let's dive into some more questions.
35:56And kicking off in Sydney.
35:58It returned with plenty of hype,
36:00but the drone show at Vivid has now been grounded indefinitely.
36:04Oh, what happened to the drone show?
36:06Chris.
36:07Bit of a mix-up with the drones.
36:08They've got the ones that drop the bomb.
36:09Yeah, never been.
36:11No one was hurt.
36:13Well, anyone...
36:14It was a big night at Vivid.
36:16They crash?
36:17Yeah, so about 89 of them dropped from the sky.
36:21Take a look.
36:2289 of the 1,000 drones losing control.
36:27Oh, right into the straits of hummus.
36:29Just like that.
36:31Oh, I believe we have a video quiz master standing by.
36:34Hi, Tom.
36:34Hi, everyone.
36:35I'm Luke from Victoria.
36:36What competition did I win this week?
36:38What competition did Luke win, Lizzie?
36:41Best human mop.
36:43Yes.
36:44We're kind of circling it, Ed.
36:46He won the Isis Bride Beauty contest.
36:51Oh, no.
36:52Wrong.
36:52Um, did he...
36:53Was it something to do with that gorgeous beard?
36:55Oh, let's see.
36:56Did he...
36:56Longest beard?
36:57Well, you just go with beard.
36:59Let's see if you're right.
36:59The annual beard and moustache competition in Ballarat.
37:03Well done.
37:03I will play that broad.
37:04Oh, Prince William has been busy this week.
37:12Shut up.
37:13What's, uh, what's he doing there?
37:16Ed.
37:16Keeping Prince Andrew in?
37:18Is it?
37:19Does it involve, uh, Andrew?
37:21Sam.
37:22What's he doing there?
37:23Yeah.
37:23He's pretending.
37:24Yeah.
37:25Yes, mate.
37:26I am you.
37:27He was that in.
37:28But what's that?
37:29Where was he?
37:30I think he's even a DIY in before those genetic fingers come back.
37:34The island's fingers strike again.
37:37Come on, Brian.
37:39He is there promoting, like, some sustainable housing, right?
37:42Thank you very much.
37:43And I think he's still nailing that hammer in.
37:45He is.
37:47All right.
37:48It's time to get a little physical.
37:58And tonight's sports segment is brought to you by AHM Insurance for People Things.
38:04Starting with a shocking moment at State of Origin 1.
38:07Wow.
38:08Remarkable.
38:10Absolutely remarkable.
38:13What's going on there?
38:14Absolutely remarkable.
38:15Chris?
38:15Two boys finally kissed on the field.
38:19Not before time.
38:20Not before time.
38:21It was, uh, it was, some would say it was, uh, change the game, Brock.
38:25No, he got sin bin.
38:27Oh.
38:27Didn't he?
38:28No.
38:28He did.
38:29No, he didn't.
38:30We wish he got sin bin.
38:32Go on, Lizzie.
38:33Lizzie, I'll pay that.
38:34Queensland fullback Caelan Ponga was sent off.
38:37Italian cyclist Enrico Zanoccello was expelled from the Giro d'Italia after he did what to
38:44an opponent?
38:45Chris?
38:46Made him feel insecure in his lycra.
38:47Yes, and that's, that is, that is awkward for everyone.
38:50But they were all in the same gear.
38:52Wrong.
38:52He headbutted someone.
38:53Yes.
38:54Would you like to see it?
38:55Yes, please.
38:56Absolutely.
38:57Take a look.
38:57Well, behind on his wheel, you can see Lund, also there, waiting his nickels.
39:04Dramatical points are yours brought.
39:05Well, this is interesting.
39:07Scottish football fans are gearing up for this year's World Cup, urging the US to legalise.
39:12Legalise what?
39:13Uh, Lizzie.
39:14Immigration.
39:16It's certainly helped both fans and teams.
39:18Drink driving.
39:19Well, there'll be a lot of fans celebrating.
39:22Ed.
39:22Come on, you'll be covering this event for SBS.
39:24Oh, yes, on Cup Fever on SBS.
39:26Thank you so much.
39:26Um, it is, uh, brought to you by Yui.
39:34Um, haggis.
39:35Now, the backstory here is, I think, the Scots, is Scotland playing as a team or the UK?
39:39Scotland, they're, Scotland are qualified.
39:40Okay, and they, and they want to bring haggis in.
39:43They want to bring haggis in.
39:43And they, because you can't bring, like, food into America.
39:46Well, it's, it apparently contains, wait for it, lung.
39:48That's a lung?
39:49Mm, mm.
39:50That's the bit the Americans don't like.
39:51You can have a handgun in there, that's fine.
39:53But, not lung.
39:56To a happy fan in the UK.
39:58Give us your reaction to that win.
40:00I can't believe we just did that.
40:03We just did it two times in a row.
40:05First of our cup, now the European Cup.
40:08Wowzers.
40:10Yes.
40:11What's that young gentleman talking about?
40:13Come on, Chris.
40:14Come on, Lizzie.
40:15I guess, like, his team won and his voice dropped.
40:18At the same time.
40:19He's clearly a, a team win.
40:22For anyway, Chris, I know you're a big fan of the, of the Cops.
40:25I've stayed so quiet this far out.
40:28He's got your, he's got your initials tethered on his cheek.
40:31Oh, yeah.
40:31It was, it was Reds versus Blues.
40:33It's, um.
40:35Yeah, that's the same team.
40:37Crystal.
40:37The same team.
40:38Yeah, Crystal.
40:39The Crystal Mets.
40:41Well, you are Crystal.
40:43Crystal Palace.
40:44Crystal Palace.
40:45Crystal Palace.
40:45There you go, Chris.
40:45Well done, mate.
40:47Well done, Chris.
40:47Just to clarify, Chris thought, Chris thought that when you go to a sporting event, you have
40:51both teams' colours on your team.
40:53Just think that.
40:55Well, there was drama during round one of the French Open.
41:01I can't, I can't.
41:03Just explain the situation.
41:08Okay, well, this is becoming a more urgent situation.
41:11Wow, what was the urgent situation?
41:15It.
41:15Russell Crowe wouldn't give his ball back.
41:18But a little more person fraud.
41:20No, he had to go to the toilet.
41:22He had to do a drop shot.
41:23There we go.
41:25Ron is absolutely correct.
41:28Take a look.
41:28I'm going to sit on a fucking good food.
41:31Apologies again for the language.
41:33Oh, yeah.
41:34That's so good.
41:35Listen, it can happen to any of us.
41:39There are times you just need to, just need to leave.
41:43I think they call that deuce.
41:49The only sport I played for a little bit was tennis.
41:52Thank you, Chris.
41:53But we've got to take a break.
41:54Back with our women right after this.
42:04We're back.
42:05We're pleased to show up with a little Rapid Recall.
42:08Oh, and tonight's Rapid Recall is brought to you by Harvey Norman.
42:12The Harvey Norman half yearly clearance is on now.
42:15Best brands, best range, best prices.
42:17That's our third sponsor tonight.
42:19Yeah, hey, I noticed that too.
42:20What's going on?
42:21I'm feeling like Ed Cavill.
42:23But...
42:24AHM and Harvey Norman back.
42:26In the same week.
42:27Good people.
42:28And Yui, of course.
42:28Great people.
42:29Clearing your gambling debts, I think.
42:32That's what that's got written all over it.
42:34All right, start that clock.
42:37Travellers departing from European airports have been warned to allow extra time.
42:41Due to what?
42:42Chris.
42:42Two for one, top of the rounds.
42:43You've got to put them in the duty-free catalogue.
42:47No, it's involved in, uh, Sam.
42:51Uh, security.
42:54Wow.
42:55Wow.
42:56What?
42:57Wow.
42:57Tell me.
42:58Do you want to just leave now and you can dial the rest of your show?
43:01Security.
43:02Do you have a heartbeat?
43:03Wow.
43:04I don't know that's strong.
43:05Chris, tell me.
43:06Because they've updated it.
43:07They've, like, they've technologically advanced it or whatever, made it slower.
43:10I think what Chris is saying is new digital security.
43:12That is what he's saying.
43:13I can feel Harvey Norman regretting rapid radio.
43:17Stay with us, Harvey Norman.
43:19Chris, I'll pay that new digital security procedure.
43:21Tough week for the Australians currently in quarantine for the Hunter virus.
43:26What's happened?
43:27Lizzie.
43:28Did they win a cruise?
43:31That would be, that would be piling on.
43:35No, it's, it's, it's, it's to do with the quarantine.
43:37It extended the quarantine.
43:38Yes, until June 23.
43:40Nah.
43:40The viral Donald Trump lookalike buffalo received what good news this week.
43:46We asked about this on a lot of shows.
43:48Lizzie.
43:48He's going to get a spray tan.
43:50He will.
43:50He had that.
43:51Uh, Ed.
43:52He's impregnated the cash cow.
43:54He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a clear
44:01ox.
44:02Um, uh, how was that Chris?
44:03Because it was, it was going to be, but they've spared its life.
44:06Yes, indeed.
44:07It's now A9 Wagyu.
44:11Wow
44:11US drag queen Patagonia
44:14Is being sued for what unexpected reason
44:16Bron? Stealing my look
44:18That is
44:21Stick to your lane girl
44:24Bit of a tash
44:25Anyone know what's happened there Sam?
44:27She's being sued by Patagonia
44:30Yes copyright breach
44:31Patagonia are suing her for trademark infringement
44:33Oh this isn't good, Officeworks is getting rid of what?
44:36Ed
44:37The drag queen Orificeworks
44:43Is that how you're doing?
44:45There's some drag queen out there being like
44:47Dammit
44:47That's my name
44:50Lizzie
44:51I think they're going offshore
44:52Yeah hundreds of strange jobs
44:54Heading underwater now
44:57And what's special about that creature?
44:59Chris
45:00Sadly it is delicious
45:05Possibly
45:05It's also
45:08Sam
45:09That is a newly discovered species in the Galapagos Islands
45:13Yeah of octopuses
45:15Thank you Sam
45:15New one eh?
45:16US Treasury Secretary Scott Besant has proposed a new $250 note that features the face of who?
45:23Bron?
45:24Hopefully not him
45:25We're going to rule out Scott
45:28Is that a drag queen or something?
45:31Sam who's going to be on the note?
45:32That looks like a young Tommy Lee Jones
45:36Who's going to be on the note Brock?
45:37Trump
45:37They're saying President Trump is going to be on the note
45:40Thank you Brock
45:41For the first time in Oreo history
45:44The cookies will feature purple biscuits in honour of
45:47Ed
45:48A Zempi
45:49Yes
45:50It's our gift
45:51Chris
45:52It's a K-pop
45:53BTS right?
45:54Yes
45:54Hot Tok flavour
45:56Which is Korean brown sugar pancake
45:57Boy George is re-releasing Karma Community
46:00Oh we're out of time
46:01Let's check that final leaderboard
46:03And our winner is Chris Parker
46:10Congratulations to all
46:11And thanks to everyone for being part of the show tonight
46:13We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention when choosing footage for the evening news
46:18Ferrari's new all electric supercar has received a papal blessing after being presented to Pope Leo
46:25Well obviously that is not the right vision I should say
46:29I think we can clear that one up
46:31Goodnight Australia
46:31See you all next week
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