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00:21Do you know more than that?
00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25Reach me when I'm stuck.
00:27Keep going.
00:38I'm stuck.
00:43I'm stuck.
00:56I'm stuck.
01:08You make me nervous.
01:14What is that?
01:38You make me nervous.
02:14You can do it.
02:15I know, I know, but I'm going to.
02:22Are you almost there?
02:24I'm trying.
02:26Keep going.
02:27I can do this.
02:29I can do this.
02:33Can you?
02:41I can do this.
03:07I can do this.
03:11I can do this.
03:18I can do this.
03:29I can do this.
03:51I can do this.
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05:20I can do this.
05:39I can do this.
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06:01I can do this.
06:06I can do this.
06:11I can do this.
06:34I can do this.
06:35I can do this.
06:35I can do this.
06:36I can do this.
06:36I can do this.
06:37I can do this.
06:38I can do this.
06:40I can do this.
06:50I mean this is just a start what I have it's rough still might totally suck
06:58that might suck might not it's a process
07:13yeah I like this uh like this phrase here you do yeah these are these lyrics no uh maybe maybe
07:25they're my attempts um I haven't written lyrics since high school okay can you sing it for me
07:31oh no I'm not I'm not a singer sorry well I um I can't read your handwriting you know what
07:39that
07:39might be fine okay uh um why don't you why don't you tell me what you think the song is
07:47about
07:49yeah yeah sure um uh it's a love song I think um kind of wanted to use the cello here
07:59like a guitar
07:59kind of like a George Harrison vibe right um like a counterpoint to the vocals like they're having a
08:06conversation uh sorry but the lyrics um could be about like being in love with someone who doesn't
08:15see you and the cello's like hey I see you I'm into you you know yeah yeah um I get
08:28what you're
08:28stocking really hmm hey can I can I borrow this mess around with it a bit yes please of course
08:37take
08:47your life is about to change it it is yeah well you think my life's about to change hence
08:52earlier therefore do you remember life changing okay do you remember that agent I told you about
08:58the one that reps riger youth theater legend joanna maxwell who he came to see our town a couple weeks
09:04ago and he wants to sign me oh wow that's great it is like it really really is it his
09:11agency has
09:13offices all over the place so this could mean film and tv work in LA like stage work in New
09:18York like
09:18this is everything everything what happened in Vermont I thought you'd join me there after you
09:24graduate my family my dad's insurance company Vermont was summer Vermont was the plan
09:35maybe I have different plans it's just what are the odds what do you mean I mean what are the
09:47odds of
09:47you actually making it in Vermont we can build a life together great life that's stable and secure
09:53yeah and that is a great life but thank you so much I mean you can do all the summer
09:57stock you
09:58want you basically always get the lead which I know you love okay and what about fall and winter
10:06spring I guess I just thought you'd have to grow all this
10:13wow I didn't mean it like that Allie and then
10:18look I'm getting cold can we talk about this later are you done
10:27no I'm not
10:39uh hey you don't have to lock it you just leave it on the porch
10:42or actually you know I can leave it on the porch
10:46oh hi thanks
10:53what happened to your Subaru
10:54oh my Blue Baroo
10:57how do you know about that
10:59I fixed it
11:00freshman year you brought it to my family's garage just off Route 6
11:03that was you
11:04that was me yeah
11:05I love that car tragically she died
11:08oh shit sorry
11:09no no I you gave my Blue Baroo six more months of life
11:12I had her my whole freshman year that was huge
11:14well if your bike ever needs to tune up
11:17I'm your guy
11:19okay
11:20I'm actually I'm serious I kind of made a little business out of fixing things
11:24doing handyman work whatever I can get around campus
11:27I'm actually currently on my way to hang Professor Walden's new widescreen TV for
11:3225 an hour
11:34nice
11:34yeah I'm rolling it
11:37well I'm holding down three jobs at the moment for
11:40wait for it
11:41minimum wage
11:43damn where's the Bentley
11:44I love riding my bike
11:46keeps me grounded
11:47you know
11:48good for you
11:49yeah
11:49proud of you
11:50you're a hockey player
11:52I thought all you guys got free rides
11:54yeah well scholarship money only goes so far
11:55can't all be Gary Graham right
12:00anyway he is uh studying in his room it's the last door on the left
12:04I know
12:06right
12:07alright
12:07bye
12:23Garrett
12:26Garrett
12:28not sure how cherry pies can do to those
12:30oh my god
12:37Hannah wait
12:38you know locking the door is a thing that people do
12:41I'm sorry
12:41okay you know I plan these sessions for you and you're always distracted
12:44you're at the gym curling or pressing or whatever or sexting or
12:48god fuck actually having sex
12:51which by the way kind of blows up our entire story
12:53no it doesn't
12:54yeah it does we're supposed to be a couple
12:56yeah but we're not exclusive we talked about this
12:59well I know that nobody would believe that Mr. I don't do girlfriends would actually have
13:03a girlfriend
13:03that's not the point
13:05the point is
13:06that you're not taking us this seriously
13:09yes I am I was studying
13:10studying what exactly
13:13no actually don't
13:14don't answer that
13:15Zoe offered to help
13:17you know take my mind off of things
13:18loosen up a little bit
13:19oh my god please stop
13:21you changed the study time
13:22yeah I changed it to now
13:24and you agreed
13:25okay hold on
13:25wait
13:27oh
13:28okay I'm sorry
13:30I want to learn this
13:31I do
13:32I
13:34I don't get how there can be two truths
13:36like shit's either true or it's not
13:39subjective
13:40objective
13:41I mean what the fuck Kierkegaard
13:46okay he believed that people needed to define truths for themselves
13:50like believing in god
13:53see this is why I need you
13:55that actually makes sense
13:56yeah what can I say
13:58I know my pretentious philosophers
14:01okay look
14:02I messed up
14:04can you please come back inside
14:06Tucker made salmon
14:07we can eat
14:08study
14:08okay you have a naked woman
14:10in your room
14:10oh
14:13shit I do
14:14uh that's okay
14:15just uh give me
14:16give me five minutes
14:19what
14:20uh
14:20Justin has some thoughts
14:23about the song
14:26all right
14:26well what about studying
14:27I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard that explains everything
14:30okay
14:31and I'll meet you tomorrow before class
14:34with your clothes on
14:56and then the cello part you wrote for the pre actually worked great as a vocal melody
15:00then I added another section before the call and response like um
15:03what was it all for
15:07hello hello pain
15:10sinking into your
15:12yellow yellow eyes
15:16yellow yellow
15:17and then your cello part
15:23yellow yellow
15:29yellow yellow
15:29yellow yellow
15:32something like that
15:33you you just came up with that
15:35that's your melody
15:36I just um
15:37just gave it words
15:40do you do you like it
15:41yeah yeah
15:42I I do
15:43I I
15:43I really really do
15:45yeah I mean I thought you would
15:46I'm just
15:46yeah I'm really glad you like it
15:52uh shit sorry
15:53hang on
15:55uh do you do you always record yourself
15:58well you never know when inspiration might strike
16:00like if you see me around campus with my phone in the air it's because I'm recording
16:03like the sound of the wind or uh trees rustling
16:09or the ceramic clinking of Malone
16:10such a specific sound
16:12such a specific sound yeah
16:13and then you use it yeah sometimes usually
16:17like really deep in the mix
16:18so I'm trying to change things up
16:20Ben Folds does it too
16:21and Sharon Rennett
16:22like Billy Iris and Phineas
16:23yeah yeah exactly
16:26yeah
16:29let me um send you this file
16:30and we can we can riff on it
16:32are you a Pro Tools or a Logic girl
16:35Logic
16:36all the way
16:37right
16:38hey
16:39hey
16:41hey
16:42hey
16:42hey
16:42hey
16:42hey
16:44oh
16:45sorry
16:47uh
16:47let me actually just
16:48uh
16:49uh
16:49shit it's um
16:51it's 7.30
16:51I've got uh
16:53I've got to
16:53go
16:55okay
16:56yeah
16:56yeah
16:57yeah
16:57okay
16:57no problem
16:58yeah
17:00cool
17:01yeah
17:01okay
17:02yeah
17:06yeah
17:11fuck
17:20got a lot of friends that i can't escape sleeping in my head like a motel six
17:24hold it all together with a little duct tape
17:26it bends it breaks got a lot of dreams
17:33what am i doing now
17:35god can i catch my breath not even for a second
17:40and i obsess i slow dreams with attention
17:48can you taste it on my lips
17:51i'm so scared
17:54for a second i don't feel
17:57dreams say come medicate me
18:00i don't sleep at all yeah i've been counting sheep
18:04i look perfect on the surface but the nightmare underneath
18:08i call in good problems i say things that i don't mean
18:12some people pay for therapy i find it in the sheets
18:26hey let me send you this file and we can riff on it
18:30uh we could
18:31or
18:33oh
18:36baby don't make me spell it out for you
18:39all the feelings that i got for you
18:44can't be a dream but i can try for you
18:48baby don't make me spell it out for you
18:52you keep on asking me the same questions
18:55why
18:55once i can guess and all my intentions
19:00should know by the way i use my confessions
19:04you got the answers to my confessions
19:08it's like i'm powerful with a little bit of tender
19:12an emotion i'll save you a bender
19:16mess me up yeah but no one does it better
19:20there's nothing better
19:22that's just the way you make me feel
19:27that's just the way you make me feel
19:43what do you want wellesie
19:46wellesie
19:48wellesie
19:51sorry yes what
19:52what if she picks kierkegaard
19:54i still don't get the two truths thing
19:57i'm so screwed if i get them
19:58no you're not
20:00you know everything on these cards
20:01i promise
20:04what if i forget or something you know
20:06i've been told her
20:06it kind of intimidates the fuck out of me
20:09okay well pretend she's a defenseman from eastwood
20:12coming at you
20:13okay what would you do
20:15skate away
20:17hockey's easy
20:19okay well if you forget
20:21just look at me
20:23okay convince me
20:27isn't this fun
20:29huh
20:53kierkegaard
20:54shit shit shit shit okay mr graham your topic is ghosting would kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral and
21:05why
21:06uh kierkegaard would argue that ghosting someone is immoral uh because it is like um you know really wrong to
21:23do to somebody morally
21:31uh you know ghosting might sound like no big deal but kierkegaard would say not only is it harmful to
21:42the victim it is an absolute abdication of selfhood
21:49while an objective truth is supported by truth is supported by facts kierkegaard believed that as individuals we have a
21:56shared moral responsibility to be honest based on our own subjective definition of truth
22:05to suddenly disappear to suddenly disappear to suddenly disappear from someone's life without an explanation is basically like discarding their
22:12humanity
22:13ghosting is choosing comfort over courage to be honest and as kierkegaard is choosing comfort over courage despair over strength
22:18it is labeling another human being as unworthy and as kierkegaard himself said once you label me you fucking negate
22:27me
22:32uh uh i'm paraphrasing
22:38uh
22:40we did it a fucking b plus don't forget the plus b plus yeah you are officially a professional bullshitter
22:46thanks to you
22:46oh
22:50what do you want willsy
22:53um you can put me down now y'all know how much you can bench
23:01shit
23:02i think justin saw me
23:07uh
23:07yeah he just waved at you crazy
23:12he's walking away now
23:14what's going on
23:16so embarrassing
23:18i think he saw my justin cole playlist
23:20you have a justin cole playlist
23:23hey don't make it worse
23:24are we talking like songs that remind you of him or
23:58his band stuff
23:58boy
23:59ghost his ass
23:59wait didn't you just give a whole impassioned argument about how ghosting
24:03is immoral but it's an abdication of selfhood
24:05that was to get me the grade this is to get you the guy
24:09you want that right
24:13yeah i do
24:14all right well then you're stuck with me because we've only finished half of the deal
24:18and uh oh
24:19oh shit haven't i been completely right about everything so far
24:22you are intolerable
24:24so you are not going to text justin you are going to put your phone away and come to malone's
24:32with me and the guys tonight
24:32well tonight you're not working are you no okay so you're coming to malone's
24:36yes okay with all the guys we've established this
24:38garrett hannah do you know what tonight is hell yeah i do
24:42let's go on a karaoke night with garrett graham and the rest of the team and you if you're free
24:49maybe
24:51oh
24:53ugh my slut top
24:56take it
24:57my boobs to yours
24:58okay what do you mean maybe
25:00you might stay in
25:01stay in
25:03ellie you didn't even stay in last year when you sprained your ankle
25:06you bedazzled your boot
25:07yeah
25:08it's a little
25:09yeah
25:11what's going on
25:12i told sean i got an agent
25:15and he got all like
25:16but what about the real world babe
25:18i'm sorry you got a what
25:19oh yeah no i got an agent
25:20yay
25:21oh my god
25:22you let me go on about my shit when you have news like that
25:25ellie this is everything
25:27every fucking thing
25:29oh yeah it like is everything
25:31right
25:34you're the best
25:35i love you
25:36i love you too
25:39okay screw him
25:41you're coming out with me
25:43and we're celebrating you
25:45i don't know
25:46it's karaoke night
25:47are you really gonna rob the people of your talent
25:52take me for what i am
25:56who i was meant to be
26:01and if you give a damn
26:04take me baby
26:06or leave me
26:11she's really going at it
26:12the stage is our happy place
26:14hey who's next
26:16someone please save us from a delta zim up there
26:28well z what'd you sing
26:29nothing
26:30come on
26:31it's karaoke
26:32yeah well sober karaoke is no fun
26:34i'm sober too
26:35game tomorrow
26:35yeah and what are you singing
26:37i don't know
26:37you guys will pull me up or something
26:39i'm good
26:40i'm good thanks
26:41all right
26:56you know you don't have to be sober if you don't want to be
26:59yeah well i i don't
27:00drink it public
27:01no i know
27:04but do you want to
27:06want to what
27:07drink
27:09i i told ali i'd
27:11i will look after ali
27:12she's a no filter drunk
27:13gotta rein her in
27:14i can handle it
27:17and i will guard your drinks with my life
27:21i got you mossy
27:24do you trust me
27:28yeah
27:28yeah i i do
27:34okay
27:34uh i i will have a drink
27:37a drink drink
27:38and what is your drink drink of choice
27:42i don't know
27:42well that is a fun problem to solve
28:05i think we found you drink drink
28:08yummy
28:11he thought i would outgrow acting
28:14like dude i would love
28:15to be your nurse number two
28:17with half a line
28:18john ham had one scene
28:20in gilmore girls
28:20i know he's the bad man
28:23i'm like i get it
28:24there's no guarantee
28:25that i'll make it
28:26but isn't that kind of
28:27what's exciting about it
28:28like that's why they call it a dream
28:30but i do love him
28:31you know
28:32and
28:33and i know he loves me
28:35and
28:36like
28:38we're supposed to be together
28:43god we've broken up
28:45and gotten back together
28:46so many times
28:47it's like
28:47insane
28:48i mean that's gotta mean something right
28:50that we keep getting back together
28:55my mom always used to tell me
28:56never give up on love
28:59well that and love your body
29:01which i do
29:03my mom said the same thing
29:04oh my god
29:05really
29:08wait
29:08hold on
29:09the love thing or the body thing
29:15hang in there girl
29:26glo
29:29maverick
29:33i've got a boyfriend you know
29:34yeah i know i heard
29:35along with
29:36the rest of the ladies room
29:38doesn't sound like he's gonna last long though
29:39okay
29:40this is supposed to be
29:41like a sacred space
29:43who the hell hooks up in the ladies bathroom anyway
29:45sorry
29:46not you
29:47you're a sweetheart
29:48and you're disgusting
29:55well i walk into the room
29:57passing out hundred dollar bills
30:00and it kills and it thrills
30:02like the horns on my super auto grip
30:04and i fire the bar up around the crown
30:08and everybody's getting down
30:09and this town
30:10ain't never gonna be the same
30:14cause i stand and love my horse
30:17and i ride into the city
30:19and i'm making a lot of noise
30:21cause the girls
30:22they all sleep for it
30:23no way
30:24riding up and down broadway
30:26i'm my old star
30:27and the girls say
30:29save a horse
30:31ride a cowboy
30:33good you're here
30:34i'll put you and garrett down for summer nights
30:36i know that's a joke
30:37but i would kill sam
30:38you know i wasn't sold on them at first
30:43but i can see it now
30:44yeah
30:45sure
30:54you fixed my car
30:56you fixed my car
30:58you have a car
30:59no
31:00had a car
31:01great car
31:03i'm buying you a very special thank you drink
31:12okay you're gonna love it
31:14hannah has discovered the piña colada tonight
31:17i only had one
31:18or four
31:20is that what i'm going to do
31:22nope
31:25okay for my mechanic
31:27i call this the blue room
31:29see
31:29wow that looks like wiper fluid
31:32that might actually be wiper fluid
31:33it's mostly blue curacao
31:35with a secret ingredient
31:38or blue curacao
31:39oh
31:40i'm so excited
31:42i can't believe that
31:43hey g
31:43what's up
31:44brought you something
31:46thought you were looking a little parched
31:50i know
31:50never babies have feelings too
31:52sorry i was an asshole
31:53you're always an asshole
31:55there
31:55here goes
32:01save a hole
32:04this is pretty good
32:05they just keep sending you those for free
32:07yeah they still want them
32:08they want my dad
32:09wait
32:09you
32:10you guys should just do it together
32:11i mean look at you
32:13best friends
32:14all right maybe we'll slow down on the piña coladas a little
32:16no i mean it
32:17screw your dad
32:18do it with logan
32:19you could be teammates spotting each other at the gym
32:23or besties wingmanning each other at the bar
32:27besties
32:28besties
32:29am i drunk or is she brilliant
32:31no i'm drunk
32:32and you're brilliant
32:33and i'm brilliant too
32:34it's not a bad idea
32:35thanks man but i don't need the charity
32:37yeah you do
32:38i mean seriously
32:39nobody wants to see oldie mcgold's fuck has been
32:42okay
32:43what's better
32:44than two
32:46hot young hockey players
32:48three hot young hockey players
32:51yeah
32:55Hannah wells
32:56hey
32:56you're up bitch
32:58whoo
32:59all right hold on wait i thought you weren't singing
33:00well that was before i found the perfect song
33:13oh shit girl
33:15you know this one
33:19she's my cherry pie
33:21she's my cherry pie
33:22cold drink of water such a sweet surprise
33:24tastes so good like a chrome man cry
33:27sweet cherry pie
33:30whoo
33:34whoo
33:35whoo
33:35whoo
33:37whoo
33:38you cover your
33:50whoo
33:51Yeah, come on
33:57Swinging in the living room, swinging in the kitchen
34:00Most folks do, cause they're too busy bitchin'
34:03Swinging in the extra one with the beat
34:05So I mix up the batteries, she'll eat the beat
34:08I scream, you scream, you scream
34:10But don't even try, cause you can't ignore
34:17Such a sweet surprise
34:20She'll make it for a man
34:24She's my cherry pie
34:27Put a smile on your face, ten miles wide
34:30Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye
34:32Sweet cherry pie
34:37Swinging in the living room
34:41Swinging in the living room
34:46Kind of sweet, isn't it?
34:48Seeing Garrett being serious about someone
34:51You think he's serious?
34:53Everyone on fifth line seem to think so
34:56They get more likes than anything else I post
34:58Swinging in the bathroom, swinging on the floor
35:01Swinging so hard, forget to lock the door
35:04Ain't no one to daddy, so he's six foot four
35:06So jing and a swing with my daughter
35:10She's my cherry pie
35:13Such a sweet surprise
35:15She'll make a comment
35:20She's my cherry pie
35:23Put a smile on your face, ten miles wide
35:25Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye
35:28Sweet cherry pie
35:30Sweet cherry pie
35:50Thank you
35:52You did good, Mosey
36:52I forgot my purse at the bar.
36:55Your purse with my wallet and keys in it?
36:57We gotta go back.
36:58It's closed.
36:59What now?
37:03Next party.
37:13Night-night.
37:18Wellesie?
37:31Wellesie?
37:32Back of my mind, back of my mind.
37:36I'm a little scared, I'm a little wired.
37:40I don't wanna put my foot down right now.
37:42I stop it all happening.
37:44Back of my mind, back of my head.
37:48You look really nice, wanna share a bed.
37:52I don't wanna put my foot down right now, but it's happening.
37:56Don't kiss me.
37:58Time might end up on the ceiling.
38:01Way too hard to ever come down to reality.
38:06Back to my sanity.
38:08Guess it's too late for that now.
38:12Hope is a scary thing.
38:16Hope is a scary thing.
38:20Flying on temporary wings.
38:23Hope is a scary thing.
38:30I found something to sleep in.
38:32I can see that.
38:44Whoa, whoa.
38:46But I'm a fuckbunny.
38:48A-a pug funny.
38:50No, no.
38:53A fuckbunny.
38:54That's it.
38:55You're a drunk bunny.
38:58Come here.
38:59Come here.
39:19Come here.
39:22A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together?
39:26I don't think it's a great idea.
39:28I actually think it's my best idea.
39:31We're home.
39:44Go to sleep, Mosey.
39:47Hey, we're not gonna remember any of this in the morning.
39:59I don't know what happened.
40:03We're not gonna have any of this in the morning.
40:04I'm sorry.
40:11Welcome back there.
40:12You're a great mother and i'm not gonna have a retreat.
40:12All right, do you care about...
40:19I'm sure you're gonna..
40:19How the hell?
40:20There's our host s Bronial.
40:22What's around with the core of families?
40:23You were just interested.ерădic9
40:28How the hell? How
40:29family? It's one Mother which
40:29is a good player. Why was it supposed to
40:29Oh my God.
40:36Can you?
41:07Coffee?
41:13Oh, uh, uh, thanks.
41:26Morning.
41:28Morning.
41:31You were pretty drunk last night.
41:34How much do you remember?
41:36All of it.
41:37You tried to have sex with me.
41:39Yeah, I know.
41:41And now you're bringing me coffee.
41:45Yep.
41:49Okay, are you 100% awake?
41:52Because there's something really important that I need you to do for me.
41:56Oh.
42:05Okay.
42:09I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:18Oh, oh.
42:20Oh, no.
42:21I think I'm losing all my self-control.
42:24If it's right, I should go.
42:28But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
42:30Oh, oh.
42:33Oh, oh.
42:35Oh, oh.
42:38Oh, oh.
42:38Oh, oh.
42:40Oh, oh.
42:40Oh, oh.
42:41Oh, oh.
42:41Oh, oh.
42:42Oh, oh.
42:42Oh, oh.
42:42Oh, oh.
42:42Oh, oh.
42:43Oh, oh.
42:43Oh, oh.
42:44Oh, oh.
42:45Oh, oh.
42:46Oh, oh.
42:46Oh, oh.
42:59Oh, oh.
43:09I mean, I don't even know what to say at this point.
43:30I think it's for the wind, cut all ties with the old, and I'll give you something to miss, when
43:40the good gets harder to hold, throw it all to the wind, for the wind, for the wind, for the
43:48wind, for the wind.
43:52I'm losing my, oh, oh, oh no, I think I'm losing all my self-control, if you stay, I should
44:05go, but if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
46:18You
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