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00:01Tonight, from across Australia and around the world, it's time to look back and unpack the week from the cheap
00:08seats, with special guests, SBS Cycling commentator Matt Keenan and comedian Conchetta Caruso.
00:16And now, here are your hosts, Melanie Bracewell and Tim McDonnell.
00:20Good evening, everybody.
00:23Great to have you, company, as we bring you the best pitch of the week that was.
00:27And let's start with some big news.
00:29It is Australia to get second-hand submarines.
00:32Second-hand submarines?
00:33So why is Australia now getting second-hand submarines?
00:36Because the government shops are cash converters.
00:38That's how it works.
00:40I didn't realise the Salvation Army was an actual army.
00:42That's pretty amazing.
00:44We're talking AUKUS, of course.
00:46The latest update is that from the US, we are getting second-hand submarines.
00:49They look good.
00:50We had a look on Facebook Marketplace.
00:52Wow.
00:52Oh, my gosh.
00:53Just a couple of small holes.
00:55That's fine.
00:55That's right.
00:56Only one previous owner, Harold Holt.
00:58Yeah, OK.
01:00Pickup only from the bottom of the ocean floor.
01:02Exactly.
01:03Another alternative location pickup would be B1, B2, B3.
01:07Oh, you sunk my battleship.
01:08OK.
01:09Moving on.
01:11The news comes off the back.
01:12Like the submarines, the laughs for that joke will arrive by the 2060s.
01:16Have we?
01:17The news comes off the back of an AUKUS meeting.
01:20With the Defence Minister, Richard Miles, in Singapore for the all-important Shangri-La summit.
01:25And he has brought back a submarine.
01:27This is good news.
01:27Richard Miles is also expected to meet with his AUKUS counterparts.
01:32Wow.
01:32$300 billion later.
01:36Shrink-flation really gives me, doesn't it?
01:38I think I've got one of those.
01:40No.
01:41No.
01:42No.
01:43Moving on.
01:45Moving on.
01:47Also, is yours nuclear power?
01:52Moving on.
01:52This trip was an important trip for the Defence Minister.
01:55The Defence Minister, Richard Miles, will represent Canberra here at Shangri-La.
01:58You'll have a host of meetings.
02:00Oh, my God.
02:02Are they Weight Watchers meetings?
02:04What?
02:04It's like Tim at Baker's Delight.
02:07Heading back home, the big news.
02:09Breaking news, the shock poll.
02:10One Nation passes Labor.
02:12Now Australia's most popular party.
02:14Prime Minister Pauline Hanson in poll position.
02:17Huge.
02:18One Nation, now the most popular party according to the latest Redbridge poll.
02:22And a busy week for Pauline Hanson.
02:23Pauline Hanson spent today at a regional Queensland pumpkin festival.
02:29She won the lookalike competition.
02:31Well done.
02:34This is a big festival.
02:36This is a big festival.
02:38What was she there to do?
02:39Trying her skills at pumpkin rolling.
02:43Okay.
02:44Now, if you missed it, let's have a look at that one more time.
02:47Pauline's in orange.
02:48There it is there.
02:49Why would you go that way?
02:53How can you roll out a defence policy if you can't roll out a pumpkin?
02:57What?
02:58Well, it's not just the polls that has Pauline celebrating.
03:01You've been celebrating your birthday with Clive Palmer.
03:04I know he came to my office with this beautiful bunch of flowers and two cakes.
03:09Clive then ate both cakes and the flowers.
03:11So, that's true.
03:13Happy birthday, Pauline.
03:14You should have seen him at the donut wall.
03:15Yeah, exactly.
03:17Moving on now.
03:18And to the Liberal Party.
03:19Scott Morrison, Tony Abbott and Malcolm Turnbull rarely seen in the room together these days.
03:24But in Matt Armstrong's garage, that's where they live.
03:29What?
03:30Fine line between garage and dungeon.
03:33Yes.
03:33It's a shame the Maff Stinger got axed because that would have been great.
03:37There they are there.
03:38Hey, meanwhile, Angus Taylor's been busy this week.
03:40The opposition leader has headed to a farm in Canberra this morning as he continues his attack.
03:47Yeah.
03:51Gee, the cash cow's been busy.
03:53Yeah.
03:54Well, when we talk about mounting interest rates, what we don't mean is...
03:58Well done, Angus.
03:59Well done, little cow.
04:00Busy week for Angus Taylor this week.
04:01He was fired up in Federal Parliament calling the Prime Minister an arrogant prick.
04:06Mmm.
04:06He went on News Breakfast to explain.
04:08Do you regret saying what you did?
04:09Well, I had to withdraw it, but I've got to tell you that it was mild compared to what
04:14I'm hearing every day.
04:15So when you called me talentless scum in the green room...
04:18It's just sort of the words I'm hearing on the ground.
04:22Back to Angus Taylor.
04:24What else was he talking about on News Breakfast?
04:26These taxes are wrong for this country at a time like this when Australians are really
04:31doing it tough.
04:32We're nearly out of time because we're going to take a break in a second.
04:35Do you have a favourite vegetable?
04:36What?
04:38What?
04:40Well, it won't be the greens.
04:42Anyway.
04:43He called the Prime Minister an absolute cumquat and...
04:47But apparently that's mild compared to what he's hearing.
04:51Moving on.
04:51The second group of ISIS bribes touched down in Australia.
04:55It's really important not to stigmatise these women.
04:58If you want to cook casseroles for your murdering husband, well, you can just stay over there.
05:05And what's your favourite vegetable for your murderous casseroles?
05:08Yes.
05:09I'm not sure I'll be taking marriage advice from Barnaby Joyce.
05:13Heading overseas.
05:14And look, this week the world has been gripped.
05:16Five miners found alive in a last cave.
05:19Now the mission to rescue them.
05:20Rescuers have fitted the cave with Wi-Fi so they can communicate.
05:25Wow.
05:25This cave has better policies than my landlord.
05:28We can't get the NBN in this studio.
05:31And there's any modems down there.
05:33Apparently the password is cave underscore one.
05:35And the addend is the sort of outside.
05:38No jokes, just information.
05:42The rescue of these five miners has been absolutely mind-blowing.
05:45Absolutely amazing.
05:46There's an Aussie connection as well.
05:48The South Australian cave diver with more than 30 years of experience.
05:51Josh only had about 20 minutes to pack before boarding the flight.
05:55Probably because he spent half an hour sitting up with a film crew.
05:58Yeah.
06:00Come get ready with me while I go to rescue the cave.
06:05It's amazing.
06:09Sadly, the scuba tanks were over 100 millilitres, so we had to leave them behind.
06:13Hey, let's stay overseas.
06:14It's the Russian president using a body double.
06:17The latest claims fueling an odd rumour about Vladimir Putin.
06:21This is a really interesting story.
06:23It is.
06:24Can we learn more?
06:24New video shows Putin meeting with one of his deputy ministers,
06:28with the government official appearing to refer to him as Pal Leitch.
06:33This is thought to be a shortening of the Pavel Mikhailovich,
06:37which theorists believe is the name of a body double.
06:41See, this is a dangerous one of those.
06:44Exactly.
06:45One slip up and give the game away.
06:47Exactly.
06:48We've been on now.
06:49Ferrari has unveiled its controversial new car,
06:52the Luce, partially designed by a former Apple design chief.
06:57Sorry, we just had to go to the bathroom.
06:58What did we miss?
07:00This is amazing.
07:02Ferrari's first electric vehicle,
07:04designed by the designer who designed the iPhone,
07:07the iPad, the Apple Watch.
07:08Now the eyesore.
07:09Yes.
07:10I don't know.
07:10It's a special blessing.
07:12Supercar maker Ferrari is looking for some divine intervention,
07:16presenting its latest all-electric creation to the Pope for his blessing.
07:20People would do anything before wanting to go to a mechanic.
07:23I know.
07:25Miracle, though.
07:25He turned that into a Nissan Pulsar.
07:27Wow.
07:27It was incredible.
07:28That was amazing.
07:29His Holiness even took it for a test drive.
07:31Hey!
07:32F***!
07:35Well, that's the Pope.
07:36Dangerous of listening to a smoothie, then.
07:38Exactly.
07:38So why did Ferrari present the car to the Pope?
07:42We still don't know why the Pope was showing this car.
07:45We're going to do some more research on that one.
07:47More research?
07:49You're the muse.
07:50What are you talking about?
07:53What?
07:53There was a major volcano today.
07:55We don't exactly know where.
07:56We might check it after the show.
07:58Why are we both staying overseas to the UK?
08:01And Britain's rudest chalk figure, the Cernapus giant up there,
08:06gets a glow-up in part because of climate change.
08:10This is a massive, much-loved chalk figure on the side of a hill.
08:14Let's take a look.
08:15Do we know what he means?
08:16Because he's, um, well, he's, uh, he's an interesting figure.
08:19He's clearly quite, uh, excited.
08:21So what, what do we know about the immune system?
08:23Yeah, yeah.
08:24So he, I mean, he's still maintained.
08:25An erection, by the way, so I think.
08:28So with climate change, when it's colder, it looks a lot smaller.
08:31When it's warmer.
08:33Can you say that again, by the way?
08:34It's amazing.
08:34He's maintained with a combination of chalk and nasal spray,
08:37which is, which is interesting.
08:39There we go there.
08:41Hey, to the US now.
08:42Well, you want to see something you've never seen before?
08:44Do you notice anything different?
08:45There is a claw-like structure, almost spider-like,
08:48kind of looks like a roller coaster.
08:50No, it's not the ballroom.
08:51It's a cage-fighting arena.
08:53Details on match-ups are still being finalised.
08:56Okay.
08:57Apparently it's Trump versus the Ayatollah, round one.
09:00Joe Biden versus time.
09:02Yes.
09:04That's going to be real doozy.
09:05That's going to be real doozy.
09:06And just finally.
09:07The tension, the stress, the triumph,
09:09as the script's spelling bee gets underway.
09:12This is massive every single year.
09:14The biggest spelling bee in the world wrapped up this week.
09:17Congratulations to the winner.
09:18It came down to quite a dramatic, tense tie-break.
09:21The winning word was bromocryptine.
09:24Why are they doing easy words?
09:26I was going to say, bromocryptine.
09:27I feel like we all know, like, it's when you're a kid,
09:30you get those, like, flashcards, like, A is for apple.
09:32Exactly.
09:33B is for bromocryptine.
09:35D is for disappointment.
09:37You know what I mean?
09:38The classic words you can learn as a kid.
09:44I've got a C word that I'm thinking about to do right now.
09:49I reckon, I genuinely do think the words are getting easier and easier.
09:53Pohutakawa.
09:54Manana.
09:54Xaminis.
09:55Tarparker.
09:56Madokwa.
09:56Balintawa.
09:57Tessaracantra.
09:58Toracathapsea.
09:58Reishi mushroom.
09:59Siberian ginseng.
10:01Those are tough words.
10:02Yeah, they are tough.
10:03And congratulations to the winner, Shrey.
10:05For sure.
10:06See you, SSA, Douglas.
10:07Hi.
10:07Amazing.
10:08His parents.
10:09His parents in the audience.
10:11He's proudly watching him win.
10:13Look at them.
10:13So happy.
10:14So, so happy.
10:16So proud.
10:16Meanwhile, the loser.
10:19His parents.
10:24Slightly less proud.
10:28Put that away.
10:29Put that away.
10:30Put that away.
10:31So competitors typically range from 9 to 15 years old.
10:34There's even an Australian in the mix.
10:36S.
10:37O.
10:38U.
10:39P.
10:42We've got a great show for you.
10:44We'll bring them back with more of a cheap, Pete.
10:46Right after this.
10:57Welcome back to the Tate Soup.
10:59There's so much happening this week, Tim.
11:02Okay, if you're not paying attention, you're preparing dinner or something,
11:05we need your full attention for this.
11:08We are actually a little busy at the moment, Tim.
11:11We're in the middle of dinner.
11:12This isn't a good time to stop preparing dinner.
11:15Because the soup's going to have to wait.
11:17Okay, fine.
11:18By the way, this is apparently a regular-sized ladle.
11:20I'm just telling you.
11:22So what is this earth-shattering news?
11:25A Blue Origin rocket has exploded on the launch pad during a test in Florida.
11:30Sorry, that's not the rocket.
11:31That's our casserole.
11:32Sorry, apologies.
11:34Well, hey, this big sort of astro-news term,
11:39it's made me think...
11:42Terrifying.
11:43It might be time for a brand-new segment.
11:46Yay!
11:55Massive week of news in the world of space.
11:58A massive week in the world of space.
11:59We're actually in space now.
12:01We've entered zero gravity.
12:02The tunnel with...
12:03Oh, no!
12:05No!
12:05Oh, wow.
12:08That's the tunnel.
12:12Don't you hate it when that happens.
12:13Weirdly, all our other pens are far.
12:15Very heavy.
12:16It's a very heavy pen.
12:18Stay there.
12:19Let's get...
12:20Whoa!
12:23Let's start with the big space story,
12:25which was that Blue Origin mission.
12:27Jeff Bezos called this, bluntly, a very rough day.
12:32Oh, this will call Pearl Harbor a whoopsie.
12:37Thankfully, no one was on board, so no need for concern.
12:41Sparking, well, wonder from the boys.
12:44Bro!
12:47What the f***?
12:49What the f***?
12:51That was then when they realised Katy Perry wasn't on board.
12:53Oh, yeah!
12:54Yeah.
12:55So, a lot of reactions to the Blue Origin disaster.
12:58They ranged from...
12:59That is...
13:00Well, not good.
13:01They did not have a good day.
13:02Very rough day.
13:03An anomaly.
13:04A setback.
13:05Small setback.
13:06Yeah, that happened.
13:07Oh, f***!
13:09A range of emotions.
13:11Apparently the worst launch since 10 years plus.
13:16No, that's a joke.
13:17That's a joke.
13:18That's a joke.
13:19That's a joke.
13:20Joke.
13:20Joke.
13:20That's a joke.
13:21We're hearing it in our ears, but that's a joke.
13:25Look, this rocket had a very specific purpose.
13:28Designed to carry up the equivalent of 45 small cars into space.
13:33This is so devastating.
13:35This is a real blow to NASA's mission to colonise the moon with Suzuki Swift.
13:39This is...
13:41I tell you, that's how bad parking is getting these days, honestly.
13:44It's the only place.
13:45That's the closest you can get to Chadston.
13:46Is that right?
13:47That's right.
13:48Yeah, that's mad.
13:49So, this explosion, these are incredible scenes.
13:52We've got a crew on the space coast right now for you.
13:54News 6's Mike Valente just got there.
13:56Mike?
13:58Yeah, Eric, this is obviously a fluid situation, so I want to be transparent.
14:01I just got to the space coast.
14:03I'm in my car.
14:04I'm in the drive-through.
14:05I just want to be transparent.
14:07I've got no idea what's going on.
14:09Mind you, the reports that we did see, incredible.
14:12We begin with Eric Burris out at Kennedy Space Center.
14:15From those three iconic space locations.
14:18Cape Canaveral, the Kennedy Space Center.
14:20And Grills, C4, Blue Dick, and Tiki Bar.
14:23Those iconic locations.
14:26Still, good on Blue Origin.
14:27They are focused on sustainability.
14:29Blue Origin plans for its newest rockets to be reusable.
14:33However, it appears there won't be much left to reuse.
14:37I don't know, you can make a charcoal mask.
14:40That's a good idea.
14:41So does it go in recycling or hard rubbish or where does it go?
14:45Whoa, we're in space.
14:49In space, no one can hear you laugh.
14:51Exactly.
14:53Millions of miles away.
14:56Meanwhile, speaking of space, China had a big week in space this week.
14:59They had a big space launch sending their astronauts to China's space station.
15:03They do things a little differently.
15:05They don't use rockets.
15:07They use...
15:08The astronauts are going to take the elevator.
15:10This is an explosion-proof elevator.
15:12The elevator.
15:14We have liftoff.
15:16To level three.
15:19I don't know, do you press M for moon or mezzanine?
15:21It's a bit confusing.
15:23I think it goes Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, the spa and pool, and then Uranus.
15:30Yeah.
15:31You've got to go to the spa and pool before you get to Uranus.
15:34Always go to the spa and pool before you get to Uranus.
15:38And that was...
15:48There we go.
15:49There we go there.
15:50I know that graphic looks very impressive, doesn't it?
15:52With the special effects and the text and the music, it looks fantastic.
15:56Without that, however...
15:58It looks a little tragic.
16:01A little less impressive.
16:03Anyway, we're back on Earth now.
16:05Let's get into the news.
16:07Well, from blue origin to blues in origin.
16:14It's been a big win for league fans, too.
16:16Rugby league fans, of course.
16:17State of origin.
16:18New South Wales coming out on top in the origin.
16:21Undefeated in the women's.
16:22And all eyes were on the champions as they lifted the shield.
16:27They're lifting the shield.
16:29And then, of course, lifting the baby.
16:32That's an amazing prize.
16:34A toddler of origin.
16:35It's incredible.
16:35Oh, my God, you were the firstborn.
16:38Exactly.
16:38The final match started, of course, with the national anthem.
16:41To be performed by Kylie Fisher, Australia's leading piano entertainer.
16:47Australia's leading piano entertainer.
16:50Let's take a look.
16:52Australia's leading piano entertainer.
16:55Where's the piano?
16:57To be fair, she is dressed as a piano.
17:00That's a good point.
17:02Well, that's good.
17:03Well done.
17:04Great performance.
17:05Great week for blues fans and the men's competition as well.
17:08Taking out game one of the series with this incredible match-winning try from James Tedesco.
17:13Converted by Nathan Cleary.
17:15New South Wales Premier Chris Minns got into the spirit.
17:17In attempts to wish the blues good luck, he posted online with a picture of Zach Lomax.
17:22Who, of course, is now playing rugby union.
17:24So, he deleted that and then has posted another picture.
17:28Front and centre is Angus Crichton, who isn't even playing in game one tonight.
17:33Give it another go.
17:34Good luck, LeBron James.
17:35Yes.
17:37He wishes Ash Barty all the best for Wimbledon, so good idea, Chris.
17:40When it comes to rivalries like this, we turn to the experts.
17:44Shardy the koala's made her bold prediction.
17:46The Townsville Crocs are picking the blues, but the Dreamworld Emus are back in Queensland
17:51and so too are the Carrara Cows.
17:53Even a robot at the Federal Police.
17:56Doesn't he have a bomb to defuse?
17:59Chris Minns is back in Tasmania.
18:02Got the apple aisle.
18:03It's all about showing your state pride, your support with those two iconic colours.
18:08Special pizzas for the night.
18:10Colourful beers.
18:11Wow.
18:12What do you want?
18:13Ajax spray and wipe or blood?
18:16I'll have blood light.
18:17Of course, stadium was packed with fans.
18:20The game was sold out, but there was still one way to get tickets.
18:23Now, you've got a very special prize in your hands.
18:25We are giving away a double pass State of Origin tickets all thanks to the NRL.
18:29They don't look like real tickets.
18:31They don't.
18:31It looks like you just wrote it on Sharpie.
18:33Yes.
18:34Which reminds us, we're giving away Dua Lipa tickets as well this week, so stick around
18:39for them.
18:39I'll be there.
18:40I've got my ID.
18:41Oh, yeah.
18:41So that's good.
18:42That's good.
18:42There we go there.
18:43That's official.
18:44Something tells me the winner of these tickets was told to act excited.
18:47The master of energy, Mikko, will be up in a game.
18:51You've made a state of Origin.
18:53Oh, my God.
18:56Oh, my God.
18:57Does he want to win these tickets?
19:00The anticipation for this game was palpable.
19:02Always is.
19:03Sir Winston Churchill once said, all success is not final, and all failure is not fatal.
19:11Amazing, the bomb disposal robot tipped Germany in the war.
19:16They don't get it right every time.
19:18Well, the game wasn't without controversy.
19:21Queensland fullback, Kaelin Ponga, sent off for foul play, and the experts weighed in.
19:27To send off or not to send off?
19:29That was the question.
19:31I was a little bit confused, because I don't really know the rules that well, because I'm
19:34from Norway.
19:38Why did we ask?
19:39She has been appointed referee for game two, though, so well done.
19:42So, let's get some opinions from the players after the game.
19:47Congratulations, Cam.
19:48Can you describe that win?
19:52It was crazy.
19:54Yeah, I don't know.
19:55I'm a bit speechless at the moment, actually.
19:59Why do we interview you?
20:00Well, let's go back to the girl from Norway.
20:01No, no, no.
20:03Let's go to the commentary team.
20:04Let's go to an NRL legend, Gus Gould.
20:07Gus, you're heavily involved in club land as well.
20:09Are the players, do they see it like that, that they have the responsibility as defenders
20:13to make sure that they're looking after whoever they're tackling?
20:19James, let's suggest you ask someone else, mate.
20:23If you don't mind.
20:24No, that's all right.
20:27Have they been sworn to secrecy?
20:28Why do you want to talk about the game?
20:30Well, of course, as the great Winston Churchill famously said, quote, no comment.
20:37We've got to take a break.
20:38A very special guest is joining us at the desk.
20:41On the other side of it.
20:54Welcome back to the Chief Seats.
20:56And a client for all things showbiz.
20:58And a special guest.
21:00Conchita Caristo.
21:02Conchita Caristo.
21:03Conchita Caristo.
21:04Yeah.
21:04We stand on a lady of a queen.
21:07Yeah.
21:08Ciao, Ben.
21:09This is a normal pencil.
21:11I'm so tiny.
21:12You don't know much about me.
21:13I'm a girl.
21:15We are so excited to welcome comedian, radio host and friend of the show, Conchita Caristo.
21:23Thanks, Ben.
21:24We love you.
21:26We love you.
21:27Wow, that's great.
21:28I'm so happy to see you.
21:30We're so happy to see you.
21:31So nice.
21:32You're here because Maltracina is gallivanting in Japan and we've got a body double.
21:39Which is very exciting.
21:40It's lovely to see you.
21:41And we actually caught up recently because you and I hosted a very special awards night.
21:45There we are there.
21:47Okay.
21:48Okay.
21:48What is this?
21:49Tobacco supplier of the year.
21:51Well, that was one of the Marlborough Golden Globes.
21:54They're one of them out every year.
21:56That was one of the awards at the Metcash Product of the Year Awards.
21:59Yeah, we smashed it.
22:01Mate.
22:01What was it?
22:02We had so much fun.
22:03We really did.
22:05To work with a comedian who I had genuine chemistry with.
22:11Refreshing job.
22:12No.
22:12What was it like faking that chemistry?
22:15Because Maltracina had.
22:16Maltracina had.
22:17This was the Product of the Year Awards.
22:19It was really, it was amazing.
22:22It was like, it felt like really being at the Oscars.
22:25Yes.
22:25But instead you're being like, the best cheese goes to, it was so cool.
22:29Do you know what I mean?
22:30Generally, one of the categories, we had to read out the nominees.
22:33And so the nominees are, laundry powder, dishwashing detergent, and a beetroot and feta salad kit.
22:41Yes!
22:43I still want to know what was.
22:46You had to be there.
22:47You had to be there.
22:47You did have to be there.
22:48You had to be there.
22:50Thank you for joining us tonight, because you're here to unpack showbiz and reality TV as well,
22:55because Maltracina's not here.
22:56Maltracina's off, and you know, I heard you guys needed a fill-in for a tiny Italian woman
22:59who loves reality television.
23:01It's very high.
23:02So I just sort of appear.
23:03Speaking of reality TV, you're a little bit overqualified, because the last show that you were on,
23:08you won a reality TV show, didn't you?
23:10Yeah.
23:11And you go, Jungle!
23:19You're the queen of the jungle!
23:25You had the same reaction when you found out you were going to be hosting the product of the year.
23:31That's incredible.
23:32How amazing.
23:33You are declared queen of the jungle, and then Network 10 acts as that show indefinitely.
23:38How does it feel to have killed off that wonderful show?
23:41Sorry!
23:43They were like, it's not going to get better than this.
23:47We talked about this at the awards.
23:48You had to do a few of the eating trials, didn't you?
23:51Yeah, and most famously, I did eat a pig's penis.
23:54Sorry, I didn't say that.
23:55I said it like that.
23:56Because you've got a bit of sheep testicle in your pride of the night.
23:59Yeah, you're accustomed to the taste.
24:01No, it's actually crazy to tell people that the pig's penis wasn't the worst thing that I ate.
24:06Really?
24:06I thought it was the beetroot-fitted salad cake.
24:11It was because it was like, it smelled, don't get me wrong, but I mean, which ones don't, you know?
24:18Try finding it.
24:20Very hard to eat a fresh one, because you do get some weird looks.
24:24It was a bit like, it was like a bit crunchy, but eating the eyeballs, I mean, that, you know,
24:30that's winning no awards.
24:31That was like, it was like, disgusting.
24:33That wasn't even in the jungle, that was in our green room, Baxter.
24:37Do you want to go there?
24:38Oh my god, this is so fun.
24:41I'm sorry, this has just quickly turned into a catch-up.
24:44Sorry.
24:45You are here, talk showbiz, and talk us through the week in arts and entertainment.
24:49Yes, yes, it's in my hands.
24:50Okay, let's start here.
24:53Surely, we all saw the royal wedding.
24:56The royal wedding?
24:56Oh.
24:57Dua Lipa and Callum Turner got married, y'all!
25:02It's amazing, everyone's talking about, and you can see she looks absolutely gorgeous.
25:07And whatever I was talking about is, you know, she went for quite an understated look, with
25:11a statement hat.
25:12A statement hat.
25:12Yeah, everyone's talking about the hat, and people think it's a reference to Bianca Jagger.
25:17I think it might be Jaeger.
25:18Is it Jaeger?
25:19Or is it Jagger?
25:20Isn't it Jagger because she's married to Mick?
25:22Mick?
25:22No, no, no.
25:23Okay, can she do that?
25:24You are doing such a great job of filling in for Mel Tresina.
25:29You've already mispronounced a celebrity.
25:31You don't know the answer to a follow-up question.
25:34It feels like I was written in there.
25:36Can you host Big Brother?
25:39All right, I'll have another crack at it.
25:41Yeah, please.
25:42People think it's a reference to Bianca Jagger.
25:45Mm-hmm.
25:48You're right, they lost better.
25:51That felt right, didn't it?
25:54But, fun fact, that hat is actually thanks to me.
25:58Yeah?
25:59Oh, really?
25:59See, not many people know this, but as you know, working at Triple J, I'm rubbing shoulders
26:03with lots of musos.
26:04So I said to do, I said, babe, babe, everyone does a wedding dress.
26:08You know what no one's doing?
26:09A wedding hat.
26:10Okay?
26:10People talk about that, and do you know how I know?
26:12I've been doing it for years.
26:14Bang.
26:15Oh, second hat.
26:16It's all about that.
26:18Literally, amazing, amazing way for us to find out you've been married nine times.
26:24Hey, here at 10, we love the NCIS hat.
26:28Is that a brand new hat or a rerun hat?
26:31What else is happening?
26:32All right.
26:33Over on Stan, there is a new reality series called Dirty Sexy Money, which follows nine
26:37women in the Gold Coast who are actually in the top 1% of global OnlyFans creators.
26:42Creator Ruby Drew breaks down the lucrative reality of this business.
26:46The best month was, like, around 250 to 300.
26:49Okay?
26:51By the tax man got half of that.
26:53See those new bitumen roads out there?
26:56It's done by these boobies.
26:59And I'd like to say on behalf of Australia, thank you to Ruby's boobies.
27:04Wow.
27:04Oh, my gosh.
27:05The M1 was given to us by the double D.
27:08That's so beautiful.
27:10Explains those speed bumps in that highway.
27:12That's good, right?
27:16Now, Hayley reveals some of the unusual custom requests she receives in this line of work.
27:21Weirdest custom I've ever had was when they wanted me to eat a ham sandwich in between
27:25my toes.
27:26Yeah?
27:27Oh.
27:28Is that what Tim keeps asking me to do?
27:29I'll be honest, I'm still waiting on that refund, Hayley.
27:36But?
27:37What a weird request.
27:38I know, but did she do it?
27:39I didn't do it.
27:40Because I don't eat ham.
27:43No, I'm just kidding.
27:45She didn't do it.
27:46Yeah.
27:46But I did.
27:47Did you?
27:48I ate ham between two little piggies.
27:50Yum, yum, yum.
27:52Let's take a look.
27:54We don't have that.
27:56All right.
27:57MasterChef continues on 10.
27:58And just like my tiny Italian counterpart Mel, I too am enamored by Jean Christophe, just
28:05as he is by anything Justine Schofield says.
28:08Something braising in the oven and the waft of tarragon in my mum's kitchen.
28:14She reminds me of my mother with her long pearl necklace, just whisking over the sofa.
28:23I don't know how to react like that to someone's mum's pearl necklace.
28:30Guys, what would you say is like a meal that makes you think of when you think of your mother's
28:33kitchen?
28:35For mine, mum used to make a great beef in red wine.
28:39But she did a twist.
28:40She didn't add any beef.
28:45Now, I have to say, Jean Christophe truly keeps me on the edge of my seat every week.
28:50The texture was perfect.
28:54The flavours, incredible.
29:00But...
29:03There is no but!
29:09You say that you typed in your OnlyFans re-funding about me.
29:15I want my money, though.
29:18I hear no but.
29:19Couldn't be about me.
29:23Let's take it all.
29:26Family show.
29:26Family show.
29:27Totally, totally.
29:28And that's my week in arts and entertainment.
29:31Would you please thank Kichita Kirste?
29:44Another big week in the world of sport.
29:47The Giro d'Italia, of course, wrapped up over the weekend.
29:50We've seen some incredible racing.
29:52And congratulations to the winner.
29:53Jonas Vingegor is one of the greatest.
29:56Jonas Vingegor has done it.
29:57And there's your final podium.
29:58So that was the podium there for the Giro.
30:00And great to see an Aussie up there as well.
30:02Jai Himley rounds out 20-26 in third position overall.
30:07There is there any wins.
30:08What my mother would call a small wine glass.
30:13And not just the podium.
30:14Everyone's been celebrating.
30:16Even the support drivers.
30:18Yeah.
30:20What my mum would call picking me up from school.
30:24Mate, no, she never did that.
30:25Love you, Mum.
30:26She never picked you up from school.
30:29Oh, my God, it's waiting there for days.
30:31No, no, no, no, no.
30:32So as we wrap up the Giro and look ahead to La Tour, it's a good time to catch up
30:36with
30:36SBS commentator and friend of the show.
30:38It's Matt Keenan.
30:47I didn't want to stand up because I'm still wearing half of my neck.
30:51But it's quite warm.
30:53We've been to space, Matt.
30:53I don't know if you can see it.
30:54I saw that.
30:55I saw that, yeah.
30:56But it's all good.
30:56And the Giro to tell you every now and then you see them actually riding and taking a nature
30:59break as they're rolling down the road.
31:00Exactly.
31:01This is all good.
31:01Are you taking a comfort break right now?
31:05It's so great to see you, Matt, as always.
31:07We've loved you on the coverage for the Giro.
31:09We just saw Jai Hindley there as well.
31:11How did the Aussies do this Giro?
31:13The Aussies did really well.
31:15So there were two Aussies inside the top ten, only two Italians inside the top ten, and the
31:18Australians were in front of them.
31:19Speaking of the Giro, we want to know, what is the difference between the Giro and La Tour?
31:24Because you were about to head off for your 20th Tour de France, ladies and gentlemen.
31:31How did they compare for you?
31:33The Giro is real hardcore cycling fans.
31:36Whereas at the Tour de France base, you might have heard so far, your mum would enjoy it
31:39more because there's plenty of people having champagne on the side of the road.
31:43Sorry, mum.
31:44How dare you, Matt?
31:45My mother's very sensitive about her drinking.
31:47She doesn't like it brought up on television.
31:51She loves the Bordeaux region.
31:56We love your commentary, Matt, because you're able to break things down in a way that we
32:00can understand.
32:01Well, they've been out there now for close to an hour and a half.
32:03The average speed is 50.7 kilometres per hour.
32:07Ten k's over the speed limit in a school zone.
32:12That's great.
32:12Is that because of a recent infringement?
32:16Trying to make it relatable.
32:18You can see what you can do through a school zone.
32:21Well, you can't do that through a school zone.
32:22That's a good point.
32:23Yeah, that is true.
32:23We love seeing you in the commentary box.
32:25We noticed this over the weekend.
32:27He was sitting in the back of the peloton, Caleb, and I was really concerned for him.
32:30I'm really concerned for you, Matt.
32:31Just have a look at this.
32:32How many highlighters does one person need?
32:35Can you talk us through the highlighter strategy?
32:37What does each one represent?
32:38There's a clear highlighter strategy.
32:40So, the yellow highlighter is for somebody that is inside the top ten overall and can potentially
32:44win the race.
32:45The green highlighter is for the sprinters, so those that might win a sprint stage.
32:49The blue highlighter is for the first breakaway of the day.
32:52Yes.
32:53Yeah?
32:53The orange highlighter is for the next breakaway, the following group, and the pink is for
32:58emergencies.
32:59Wow.
32:59And the black is for the Epstein files.
33:05The writers that have been redacted.
33:07So, with that colour system in mind, when you watch The Wiggles, are you thinking...
33:12Are you a bit confused?
33:14Well, I'm confused by you two just having two orange highlighters on this.
33:17We're planning to make a breakaway.
33:21I think that's why.
33:22We don't have the SBS budget, Matt.
33:23We can only afford...
33:25This goes back to Waleed.
33:26Oh, maybe not.
33:29Now, for some, the Giro's about the cycling.
33:32For others, for the casual fans, it's also about the scenery, isn't it?
33:35And some amazing scenery in Italy.
33:36We saw a wedding.
33:37We saw a ballet recital.
33:39We saw the Easter bunny.
33:40We saw a man carrying a dead fox.
33:42We saw the upside-down house.
33:43A giant giraffe.
33:44A giant water bottle.
33:46A giant ice cream.
33:47A giant toilet paper.
33:48People covered themselves in the toilet paper.
33:50Spider-Man's running to the toilet.
33:53Wow.
33:54These are some amazing scenes.
33:55They are amazing.
33:56There was one guy that you missed, and he was in Bulgaria.
33:59And he was running up alongside the peloton.
34:01And I thought, this guy's got pretty good technique.
34:03And then that, we clipped up and so on.
34:05It turns out, that was the marathon record holder from Bulgaria.
34:08Oh, really?
34:08And he can't get any coverage for actually running in marathons.
34:11So he ran alongside the Giro to the peloton.
34:13Oh, my God.
34:13But he got a ticket when he ran for a school zone.
34:17This was my favourite that we saw.
34:20We've got David McKenzie returning.
34:22The chainsaws are out.
34:24Santa with a chainsaw.
34:26You better watch out.
34:29That's what that's from.
34:30It's amazing.
34:31Now, you also have to talk through the scenery that we see alongside.
34:34And obviously, with Latour, it's all the cathedrals.
34:37In the Giro, it's bridges.
34:39It's buildings.
34:40Do you get any notes about what you're seeing?
34:41Well, you do.
34:42But you don't get notes for everything.
34:43But the good thing is they often put up a graphic on the screen as well, which is a
34:47cheat note.
34:47And that always really helps.
34:49But then the final stage we had, you know, that finished in Rome.
34:52So they're racing past the Colosseum.
34:54And you can't help but make some sort of reference to gladiators.
34:58Yes.
34:58And we had the guy that won the last stage.
35:00His surname is Milan.
35:01He won in Rome.
35:02And we had to ask the question, have you been entertained?
35:04There you are.
35:06See, that is why you are the best.
35:09Because not only do you come up with great lines, but also sometimes when you don't have
35:12the notes, you're still able to talk us through what we're seeing.
35:15We've got a great example of it here.
35:18This is obviously an aeroplane museum of some description.
35:21Now, how did you work that out, Max?
35:24What gave that away?
35:26It's the way you smirked at me just before getting that clip.
35:29I was nervous already.
35:31I don't know if we can see the start of that.
35:32Those are some amazing planes.
35:34We've got the first aeroplane to bring the ISIS brides back home to Australia.
35:38It's a wonderful museum.
35:39Mind you, we think it was your colleague, David McKenzie, who had the best description
35:44of a Giro d'Italia landmark, this paper factory.
35:48Inside one of the paper mills, I think.
35:49Possibly it's well known for its paper production.
35:58Of course it is.
35:59What else is it doing?
36:01Well, what if that was Regina?
36:03That is actually the toilet paper manufacturer.
36:06Is that the toilet paper?
36:07That's the toilet paper manufacturer.
36:08And they're a sponsor of one of the classifications at the Giro.
36:11Oh, okay.
36:12It started there because they sponsored the race.
36:14But yeah, that was the toilet paper manufacturer.
36:16You're heading off to the tour.
36:18Thank you for joining us on the desk.
36:19The tour, of course, begins July 5th on SBS and SBS On Demand.
36:22Would you please thank Matt Keenan?
36:24Matt Keenan.
36:35Hey, welcome back.
36:37See you at the T-Suite.
36:38It's been a massive week of celebrations.
36:40The oldest past player in VFL, AFL history, Jim Miller, has turned 107.
36:49107.
36:49And he's been added to the rookie list at Geelong, so that's good news.
36:53Happy birthday, Jim.
36:55Seven news.
36:55Spoke to Jim.
36:55I had a bit of face and I just took both feet and that was a problem.
37:08That's how bloody good I am.
37:12Well done, Jim.
37:13Jim still got it.
37:14Jim still got it.
37:16Moving on.
37:17And speaking of sport, last week on 10 saw the long-awaited return of sports tonight.
37:22And a rather interesting update.
37:24Well, Max Burford is here with sports tonight and he's as happy as a dog with two tails.
37:31Max, what have you got for us?
37:34Can I go on a script for a second here or else I can tell you that I was genuinely,
37:37not joking,
37:38born with 12 fingers.
37:39Two of them are gone now.
37:40Parts of story for another time.
37:42That's gone.
37:45That's a handsome story for another time.
37:47We're pleased to say this is another time.
37:49Ladies and gentlemen, would you please welcome from sports tonight, it's Max Burford.
37:59We have so many questions.
38:02You were born with 12 fingers.
38:06Yeah.
38:07And I've actually, you know, I've been learning about this myself today.
38:10I always thought that I was born with these little, like, nubs.
38:13So I can remember them.
38:14I got them cut off when I was five years old.
38:17And this morning I called my mother when I found out that you guys would like to learn
38:22more about the guy with 12 fingers.
38:24Yes.
38:24She said, no, you were actually born with a genuine finger on both hands that the doctor
38:32didn't tell me about when they got the scans.
38:34He knew it was there.
38:36He knew you were going to have 12 fingers.
38:38He knew I was a first time mum and it had been hard for me to get pregnant and that
38:42they
38:42were really worried.
38:43So I was just born with 12 fingers like a freak baby from Chernobyl.
38:47And I had to deal with that.
38:49But that's so, oh my God.
38:50I think we have a photo of a young you.
38:54Oh my God.
38:55It's so cute.
38:56Do you remember that at all?
38:58I do.
38:59That was at the Memorial Hospital here in Adelaide.
39:02So I was five at that point in time.
39:04What happened was the fingers that I had, they wrapped a rubber band around them.
39:09Yeah.
39:09Thank you for the caption, mum.
39:10Ready for theatre.
39:11Finger removed.
39:12Max, ready for theatre.
39:14Finger removed.
39:15I think it's 21st, 1997.
39:17Special memory.
39:19So when I was born, they wrapped a rubber band around it and like made it lose its circulation
39:25and it fell off.
39:26But then the problem was that they kept like growing into just these tiny little nubs,
39:31not things that I could use, not things that I could move.
39:34But then when I was five, they were like, let's get rid of this forever.
39:37So they kept growing back.
39:39Is that what you're saying?
39:40They were determined.
39:42They tried.
39:43They tried.
39:44They were these tiny little lumps.
39:48Oh, that's amazing.
39:49So you're like an octopus in the sense where if you lose a limb, it just grows back.
39:54Oh my God.
39:56Of all of the extra appendages to have, I was born with 12 fingers.
39:59Max.
40:01Max.
40:02Max.
40:03I didn't say it.
40:05I didn't say it.
40:07Well, your mother sent her another photo.
40:09Let's have a look.
40:12I was disappointed with Mum on the call this morning when she said, no, they were genuine
40:16fingers and not little nubs the whole time.
40:18Because I've been playing amateur sport at terrible levels for my whole life.
40:22And I've got tiny little baby hands still.
40:26And an extra finger would have been just a beautiful thing.
40:29I could mark the foot a whole lot better.
40:31Imagine you could play the piano.
40:34You could do all sorts of things.
40:36Do you still wish you had that extra finger?
40:38The shuckers would be incredible.
40:41The shuckers would be incredible.
40:43I mean, there's so much that it could have.
40:45Yeah.
40:46I was a bit disappointed with Mum.
40:48I understand why she thought I was a bit of a freak.
40:50But looking back on it now as an adult, I would have been happy to have six.
40:55Hey, Max.
40:55This is something else.
40:56Is it true that you have a brother or a sister and they were also born with an extra finger?
41:02Yeah.
41:03My younger brother, George, he's three years younger than me.
41:05He was born with only one extra finger.
41:07So I had the 12 and he had the 11, which is a great sign of superiority.
41:11If you want to have an older brother, having one over his younger brother, 12 fingers is
41:18a pretty good place to start.
41:19Your family's like the 12 days of Christmas.
41:21We're just counting down fingers.
41:23Oh, my God.
41:24We grew up in a nice area.
41:26We're not even near any, like, dodgy water treatment plants or anything.
41:30I don't really know how this happens.
41:32Do you always win two truths and a lie?
41:35Because that's the best facts that anyone can have.
41:39Yeah, good party trick.
41:40I actually did try this once and shockingly didn't work.
41:44I applied to be on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire when I was, like, 18 or 19 years old
41:48and did
41:49all the quiz questions and sat there with hundreds of people over here in Adelaide.
41:52And then it got to a point where they were like, cool, these last few people, you just
41:56have to have one cool story that we can share with Eddie Maguire, who was the host at the
42:01time.
42:01And I was like, right, well, I'm going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
42:04Because I was born with 12 fingers, mate.
42:06Yeah.
42:06And I told the story, and they clearly didn't give a rat because I didn't get a photo.
42:13Call us when you had 15, mate.
42:15That's not worth your time with 12.
42:17What a shame, because you would have been great in the fastest finger rounds.
42:20You would have been amazing.
42:22Well, we've learned a lot, and I'm glad you've learned a lot too, Max.
42:25You're amazing on 10 News Adelaide and on Sports Tonight.
42:28Ladies and gentlemen, would you put your hands together?
42:30Just check them first.
42:30But Max Berkman!
42:34Thank you, guys.
42:45Welcome back to the TV.
42:47Thank you so much for watching us this week.
42:49And don't forget you can join our studio audience.
42:51Just hit to our socials below.
42:52Exactly.
42:53We'd love to have you in.
42:54We love meeting our audiences.
42:55Yeah, we're always happy to have a photo with you as well.
42:57There's us meeting one of our audience members.
42:59We've loved personally meeting every single one of you.
43:03I've been you out of time.
43:04Honestly, yeah.
43:05It was good.
43:06Hey, speaking of socials, speaking of our audience, we have had so much feedback on last
43:11week's very special guest, Ingrid from Baker's Delight.
43:14In case you missed it, Ingrid works at Baker's Delight, where she filmed this TikTok.
43:17All right, Ingrid, who's the most famous person you've served at the bakery?
43:21I think probably the guy that hosts the sheep.
43:24She's the most famous person you've served at the bakery.
43:28She's the most famous person you've served at the bakery.
43:28Yes.
43:29So then we invited Ingrid on the show.
43:31Where she reflected on meeting you, Tim.
43:32Well, I didn't actually...
43:34I wasn't actually sure if it was you.
43:36Oh, God.
43:36Yeah.
43:38Let's just say...
43:39It's hard to distinguish a term than amongst plain white bread.
43:44LAUGHTER
43:49We all had a good laugh.
43:50We did have a good laugh.
43:51And we finally found out your favourite order.
43:53I think your favourite's got to be the cheese and tomato rolls.
43:57That's true.
43:58That's true.
43:58They're actually quite popular amongst our primary school children.
44:01LAUGHTER
44:03Incredible.
44:04Incredible.
44:04And Ingrid was so amazing on the show, it's now had over a million views online.
44:08It's absolutely blown up.
44:09And it was so nice for her to come in to bring us bread and rolls and to join us.
44:13So this week, I thought I'd repay the favour.
44:16All right, who's next?
44:19What do I say about it's going in the costume's way?
44:21Yeah, sorry.
44:21Out the back, out the back.
44:22Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
44:24Hey, Ingrid, I'm here to help.
44:26Where do I start?
44:27Right, well, we've got your apron.
44:28Right.
44:29So you've got to do this first set and you've got to put it on.
44:30Let's put it on.
44:31Yeah, it's a bit harder than it looks, though.
44:34Yeah, look.
44:36Over both shoulders.
44:37And then you've got to, like...
44:39Yep.
44:39Yeah, that's not working.
44:41OK.
44:42Best rule, fake sight, hygiene, wash your hands.
44:44First rule, turn on ten as well.
44:45Oh, actually, it's the second rule.
44:48First rule is don't mention the project.
44:52So this is the slicer?
44:53Yes.
44:54Can I use the slicer?
44:55No.
44:56Why not?
44:56You are not old enough.
44:58Yep.
44:59Put it here for the toast setting.
45:01OK.
45:01The toast sandwich, toast is thicker.
45:03So the toast setting is 14 millimetres or roughly my height.
45:06Right.
45:08So we'll just get it in.
45:10Stop the slicer.
45:11Shake it out.
45:12You've got it.
45:13See, paper's covering it.
45:14That is the best thing since...
45:19That's pretty good.
45:20OK.
45:21It's still coming out.
45:22Snacks for a child that look like they're made by a child.
45:26I'm a little.
45:27So cover it.
45:28Pull it off.
45:29Squeeze all the air out.
45:30And then you tie it up.
45:31OK.
45:32You can hold the bag.
45:33You don't need the paper.
45:34OK.
45:34So you've got like 500 pieces of paper now.
45:37Am I wasting your time?
45:38A little bit.
45:39Don't stand back.
45:40No one's in danger.
45:41All right.
45:42Oh, now I've dropped the tab.
45:44There we are.
45:45Oh.
45:46What happened there?
45:48Yeah.
45:48I think I...
45:49Thanks, Ingrid.
45:50Thanks to you and the Baker's Delight team for having me.
45:52Do you think I have a future?
45:53No.
45:54No, that's not.
45:55You think I have a future here at Baker's Delight?
45:56Oh.
45:57I think you need to learn to be a bit more, like, delightful.
46:01See, look at that.
46:02No, I think she'll sit your day job.
46:03Yeah.
46:04All right.
46:04I think you'd be better at it, to be honest.
46:06I think so, too.
46:07OK, back to you guys.
46:09Great job.
46:11How do I take this off?
46:16Big thank you to Ingrid.
46:17She's amazing.
46:18Angelica at Baker's Delight for having us.
46:20And to Max Burford, Matt Keenan and Conchetta Charesto.
46:24See you next week.
46:25Hey, yay.
46:26Let's get to see.
46:33You.
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