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My CEO Thinks Im a Robot Episode 1
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00:00Para di madaling masira ang ipin, dapat Max Protection na!
00:04Unique Toothpaste with Max Protect Formula
00:06Help stop cavities before they start while keeping breath fresh
00:10Max Alaga, Max Protectado with Unique ACS!
00:55Unique Toothpaste with Max
01:09System Configuration Initializing
01:13Final Stage
01:15Human Emotions Facial Recognition
01:19Okay, sige!
01:22Emotion number one!
01:26No throwing depicted, masaya!
01:30Check!
01:30Well, let's see, kayo mo ba ito?
01:34Emotion number two!
01:43Emotion number two!
01:45Malungkot!
01:47Nice!
01:48Perfect!
01:51Kaya!
01:52Hmm!
01:52Ah, nagwalanan pa lang!
01:55Tingnan natin kung kayo mo ito!
02:00Panggidir eh!
02:02Very good!
02:04Sige, last na!
02:06Hmm!
02:09Tingnan natin kung kayo mo ito!
02:11Ah!
02:12Walang hiya ka!
02:14Mabubula ka sa eterna!
02:15Melon!
02:16Akala mo lang wala!
02:17Melon!
02:19Melon!
02:19Melon!
02:20Melon!
02:20Galit!
02:21Ah!
02:22Nice!
02:23Perfect!
02:25Sige, last na!
02:27Aga natin kung kayo mo ito, ah!
02:35Balik!
02:37Knox!
02:38Perfect!
02:39Redding ready ka na nga!
02:41Ay, baby!
02:42Good naman yan!
02:48Hi, my dream CEO!
02:51My ultimate crush!
02:53Emotion detected!
02:54Kinikilig!
02:58Hello!
02:59Sino bang hindi kikiligin dito?
03:01Kay Ernest Imagi ba?
03:03The ultimate CEO!
03:04Pogi na!
03:06Matalino!
03:07Mayaman!
03:07Nasa kanon na lahat!
03:10Ako na lang po lang!
03:17Kamusta kaya siya?
03:18Ako ang dapat makamusta, ayko!
03:21Ay!
03:22Engineer!
03:22Diyan ka na pala!
03:23Kanina ka pa?
03:24Mm-hmm!
03:25Anong status?
03:27Kumusta yung unit?
03:28Status is completed!
03:30She can recognize all range of human emotions!
03:33Mm-hmm!
03:33Takatasko nga lang kanina eh!
03:35Pero, syempre, dahil default system siya,
03:39siya nakakapagbago na expressions!
03:41Ganyan lang!
03:42Ganda lang!
03:42Ganto lang!
03:43Great work!
03:44Yan naman ang in-order sa atin na unit system!
03:47Kaya siguradong matutuwa si Ernest nito!
03:49As in si Sir Ernest Imagi ba?
03:51Mm-hmm!
03:52Oh my gosh!
03:53Siya nag-order na yung unit na to!
03:55Emotion detected!
03:57Overacting!
03:57Oh my gosh!
03:58Excitement!
03:58Sharp!
03:59OA!
04:01Recommendation needs sleep!
04:03Tama!
04:04Pero bago ka matulog,
04:05timpla mo muna ako ng kape!
04:06Yung masalap mong kape!
04:08Okay?
04:09Hm!
04:09Night-night!
04:18So, let me get this straight.
04:20Naunahan na naman tayo sa deal.
04:23Hindi ba dapat tayo yung nagkuklose ng deals for promising inventions?
04:26Sir!
04:27Unexpected pa yung rollout nila!
04:28Walang unexpected if you're doing your job!
04:31Sir!
04:31We can adjust!
04:33We don't adjust!
04:34We lead!
04:37Ako na lang ba gagawa ng trabaho nyo?
04:39Ano pong silbi ninyo?
04:42Sir Ernest,
04:44let's not burn the team.
04:46Pwede naman tayo mag-recalibrate.
04:49It's one loss.
04:50We don't lose.
04:51I don't lose.
04:53Ayoko nang mawalan.
04:55Pagod na pagod na ako, ha?
04:57Mayra pang intindihin yun.
05:04Adjourn.
05:09Sir, copy po.
05:20Ab...
05:20Paet!
05:22Asensya na, sir.
05:23Baka...
05:23Baka ano, man.
05:24Ang tagal-tagal mo nang ginagawa to, oh!
05:26Ganyan naman po palagi ang timpla ko.
05:30Ah, baka ako yung...
05:31Ako yung nakalimot.
05:33Ako yung matanda na.
05:35Ako matanda?
05:36Awit naman kayo, sir!
05:40Ah, baka sensitive mo, manang.
05:43Kumanap na lang po kayo ng iba.
05:46Yung walang pakiramdam.
05:48Gaya nyo.
05:58May sasalihin ka po ba, manang?
06:01Sir?
06:03Hindi nyo po ba ako pipigilan?
06:06Hindi.
06:09Finally!
06:27Hello, Darwin.
06:28Kamusta yung unit?
06:29Huh?
06:30Yung robot?
06:32Kung ready na?
06:33Eh, ready na ba siya?
06:38Of course, she's ready.
06:41Define ready.
06:43She's fully functional.
06:45Bukas na bukas, dadalhin ko siya sa'yo
06:47para matrial test sa natin.
06:50Perfect.
06:51Kapag ka-okay yung unit,
06:53mag-expect ka ng malaking funds
06:54for production and distribution.
06:57I won't fail you, my friend.
06:59Antayin ko yung delivery bukas.
07:05Ayko!
07:06Ah?
07:07Anong status?
07:10Ano na riyahan sa'nya?
07:11Ulo ko yun na, wala!
07:13Shut it down!
07:14Shut it down now!
07:15Tika!
07:20Ayko!
07:21Hindi ako pwede mapahiya kay Ernest!
07:24Malaki sa pondo natin ang mawawala!
07:27Ah!
07:27Ano'y nadali natin bukas?
07:30Wala tayo madideliver.
07:48Ernest, my friend!
07:50Buong pagmamalaki kong pinakikilala sa'yo.
07:53The future of personal assistance.
08:12C.
08:14I love you!
08:16A-I-K-O
08:18Unit 1
08:22Good morning, Boss Ernest.
08:24I am I-K-O
08:25Unit 0-1
08:27I-K-O
08:28for short
08:28Nice to meet you.
08:32New place configured
08:33Ready to be of service.
08:41Diyos ko Lord!
08:43Mas wapo siya in person!
08:45May himat na yata ako.
08:47Help!
08:58She looks...
09:00different.
09:01Parang iba to sa sinan mo sa'kin
09:04na mga updates noon.
09:05We made some adjustments.
09:08Refined features.
09:09Mas maganda yung una.
09:10Ouch!
09:12Inakotay!
09:13My friend, my friend.
09:15I guarantee you,
09:17maganda at top tier
09:19ang performance niya.
09:20Powered by
09:21advanced capabilities.
09:22Kaya niya maghandle ng queries
09:24from easy to complex.
09:26Magdanong ka.
09:31Initializing
09:31Self-Query
09:32Demonstration
09:33What is the weather today?
09:36Answer
09:36It is partly cloudy.
09:38Chance of rain
09:4040%
09:41Diba?
09:43Ang dami niyang alam.
09:44Kahit ano pa ang tanongin mo,
09:46my friend.
09:47Kahit na
09:48Zoja compatibility pa yan.
09:51Uh...
09:51Not impressed.
09:52Parang
09:52basic
09:53info yung mga ganyan.
09:55Ano pa?
09:56Ano pa?
09:56Kaya gawin.
09:57Ah!
09:57Hindi mo siya kailangan
09:59itchacho, isaksa.
10:00Solar-powered.
10:02Ah!
10:02Hindi nagugutob,
10:03hindi kumakain,
10:04hindi!
10:04Nag-CCR!
10:07Yun, yun, yun na?
10:09Marami pa siyang kaya gawin.
10:12I can do many other things.
10:13Very talented ako.
10:15Gusto niyo akong kumanta?
10:16Ito ang aking sample.
10:18Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do.
10:23Kaya ko rin sumayaw.
10:25Ito ang sample.
10:26Ayko, stop.
10:29Yun lang?
10:30Ganun lang?
10:31Ay, hindi mo.
10:32Maraming pa siya kaya gawin.
10:33Ah, ano ba ba pwede mo gawin?
10:35I can also do physical activities,
10:38like karate.
10:40Sparing mate detected.
10:50Ay, that's enough.
10:55Gawa mo na lang aking kape.
10:58Command acknowledged. Initiating.
11:01Sige, titignan ko na lang kung may silbiyan.
11:08Robin, ba't yung binasok ko?
11:10Maraming hindi ko yata ito kayo panitigan.
11:13Ay, kung kaya-kaya mo yan para sa pera,
11:16ang gagawin mo, hindi ko pwede kumatras.
11:18Huwag ka nga atras.
11:21Ayos ko na ko, engineer.
11:23Mukha naman kumbinsin si friend.
11:26Tignan!
11:27Magdampak na ng kape.
11:29Sarapan mo, ha?
11:30Yan ang first test niya.
11:32Engineer, isisiho lang naman talaga sa akin gumawa ng kape.
11:35Ang hindi ko kaya, yung pandulo kong ginagawa natin.
11:38Di ka ba naging guilty?
11:40Because?
11:41Because crush ko siya!
11:43Paano kung matatagalan to na hindi kinikilig?
11:46Basta, engineer,
11:47hindi ka na nga kung may matay kanina eh.
11:49Wow!
11:50Ako yun ang muntik na hindi matay sa mga karakarati mo dyan.
11:53Sorry naman.
11:54Sabi mo kasi galingan ko, eh, hindi kinalingan ko, di ba?
11:56Oo, di ba?
11:57Ikaw rin nagsabi na kailangan mo to.
12:00Di ba?
12:01Engineer,
12:02okay lang po ba kung mag-advance na ako?
12:05Kailangan ko po talaga magpadala sa mama ko eh.
12:08Emergency po kasi eh.
12:09Gagawin ko po lahat.
12:10Lahat?
12:11Oo po, kailangan ko lang po talaga.
12:13Sina, please.
12:13Ano ang kaya mong gawin para sa pera?
12:18Ay, engineer, huwag naman po gagawin ko lahat pero hindi ko naman po ibibenta yung katawan ko.
12:23Hindi naman po ako ganong klaseng tao.
12:26Hindi!
12:26Hindi malas...
12:27Hindi ganyan.
12:28Mariyang iniisip mo.
12:30Hindi kita type.
12:32Ay.
12:33Harsh nyo naman po.
12:36Eh, ano po ba kasi yung gusto nyong gawin ko?
12:48Ako?
12:50Robot.
12:51Robot.
12:52Magiging personal assistant niya.
12:55Gagawin mo lahat ng mga bagay na kailangan gawin na nandun siya pag inutusan kanya.
13:00Pwede mo siyang masahihin.
13:02Kausapin.
13:03Masahihin talaga?
13:05Oo.
13:06Eh, paano kung may ipagawa siya?
13:07Tapos hindi ko alam kung paano gawin.
13:08Aha, kaya mo yan.
13:10No!
13:11Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never!
13:15Hindi ko lang talaga kailangan ng pera eh.
13:18Hirap naman maging mahirap.
13:20One month trial test lang naman to.
13:23Habang nagpapanggap ka, inaayos ko naman yung potong unit.
13:27Tapos pag na-fix ko na yun, ipupulaw kita agad.
13:30Then makukuha mo ng buong buo ang sweldo mo.
13:32Mahalaga lang, hindi tayo mabuko ni Ernest.
13:36Ayun na nga, engineer.
13:37Paano nga kung mahuli niya ako?
13:38Paano kung hindi ko alam kung paano yung pinapagawa niya sa akin?
13:40Ano gagawin ko?
13:42Yung suit mong smartwatch, gamitin mo yan.
13:45Lahat malalaman mo, hindi ka magkakamali.
13:47Sabagay.
13:49Sige, ulisan mo na eh.
13:51Saan ko mahuli pa tayo?
13:52Sige.
13:52Saan mo na?
13:53Saan mo na?
14:05Here is your coffee, boss.
14:27Why is it like this?
14:28Why is it like this?
14:37It's nice.
14:39I'm very good, Aiko.
14:40It's like...
14:42It's like a person.
14:44Thank you for the positive feedback, boss.
14:47Your satisfaction is my priority.
14:54Sorry, I'm going to call it.
15:03I'm going to call it.
15:06You're focused on your acting.
15:09You're going to take care of your feelings.
15:12What?
15:13I thought I didn't know.
15:14Cash was earnest.
15:16Remember.
15:17No emotions.
15:19You're a robot, Nani.
15:20Yes, Nani.
15:23Sorry, engineer.
15:24I'm a buggy.
15:26Are you kidding me?
15:28Before the last time,
15:29don't forget the tasks you need to do.
15:32I'm a copy.
15:33No, I'm a buggy.
15:38Ta-da!
15:40I'm here to self-charge or whatever
15:42in the storage room.
15:45Go.
15:47Let's go.
16:02Are you blind?
16:06No!
16:08I'm blind?
16:10No.
16:11I'm blind?
16:14I'm blind?
16:14I'm a robot, right?
16:17Okay.
16:18It's not even over.
16:20Every day, you have a major role as a personal assistant.
16:24All of the meetings with Ernest are virtual.
16:27You don't have to meet in person.
16:29Vote from home.
16:30That's for two years.
16:32No more delays in reports.
16:35How many times do I have to tell you this?
16:38I need updates constantly.
16:43You're dismissed.
16:46Wow. Crushed CEO is so cute.
16:49Even if he's angry.
16:50Aiko!
16:51Did you take down all of it?
16:52Yes, boss, crush.
16:54Ano? Anong crush?
16:55Internet crash.
16:58Fixing.
17:00System restored.
17:02Everything is noted, boss.
17:04Okay, good.
17:04I also need a detailed summary of the meeting earlier.
17:07Copy, boss.
17:11What is the outcome?
17:14Crash.
17:15Crash.
17:17Crash.
17:19Crash.
17:19It's not sure if you think about yourself, Aiko.
17:21You can understand this man, true!
17:24It's cry, it's cry.
17:29I've seen it so bitter.
17:36How's your food prep?
17:38Food preparation is at 38.97%.
17:47You're not functioning?
17:51You're on your tongue.
17:52Pawn?
17:53System error.
17:55Virus detected.
17:56Nakaka-apekto ang amoy ng sibuyas sa sistema.
18:02Hindi sinabi sa akin ni Darwin yan.
18:05Delikado pala yan sa'yo.
18:10In fairness, gearing pala siya.
18:29Na iba't ang robot na to.
18:31System restored.
18:33Resuming cooking procedure.
18:35Wag mo na ituloy yan. Order mo na lang ako food online.
18:38Command acknowledged.
18:40Initiating.
18:41Online food delivery.
18:49At kapag may kailangan kang gawin bilang tao,
18:52patagawin mong gagawin ng lahat.
18:55Wag kang magiiwan ng kahit anong bakas.
18:59Ah, constipation na ako.
19:00Kapagpigil?
19:03Aiko?
19:12Aiko?
19:16Aiko?
19:17Yes po, boss.
19:18Ano pong may paglilingkod ko sa inyo?
19:23Ano yun?
19:25Ang baho!
19:26Ang baho!
19:29Hydrical source.
19:31Drainage system or toilet bowl defect.
19:34Sanitation protocol.
19:36Kailangan linisin.
19:37Drainage?
19:38Drainage yun?
19:39Parang bulok.
19:40Parang tatlong patay na dag...
19:45Matagan na rin kasi hindi nililinis ni Manang yan.
19:48Ayus...
19:50Ayusin mo ha!
19:53Acknowled.
19:54Hindi ka pa matapos dyan?
19:57Almost complete.
19:59Almost complete.
20:01Almost.
20:02S…
20:03Ah, saigactalan mo maman si MIS!
20:04MIS!
20:05Bet accordingly!
20:10Aha!
20:24Ah, I mean...
20:26Ah!
20:40Ah, I mean...
20:48Ah, I mean...
20:52Ah, I mean...
20:58Ah, I mean...
21:10Ah, I mean...
21:29May you both rest in peace?
21:35Raigou...
21:41Diyos ko Lord, parang pwede na rin na kumamatay.
21:45Ayko?
21:48Boss, your medication is already prepared.
21:57Warning, exposure of injury to water is not advisable.
22:02Condition may worsen.
22:05Kukontak ng doktor para sa medical evaluation.
22:09Minor injury lang to. Bukas wala na to.
22:12Assessment. Not fine.
22:14Ay, please.
22:18Ayokong bukay pag-usop sa ibang tao, ayokong lumabas, ayokong makakita ng ibang tao. So, huwag na.
22:23Copy, Boss.
22:28Tulungan mo na lang ako isuot to.
22:38Setup fr priorio na lang ako isuot.
22:45lucky bow 왕ong kubakita ng sijha�.
22:56Sahab na lang ako isuot to.
22:59Pak prefix biasos to.
23:02Dat dayaamøn mo na lang ako isuot to.
23:02Retro implgos p Azpach.
23:03Tespo pilots.esterol
23:24Is there anything else you need, boss?
23:26That's it.
23:27Copy, boss.
23:38Happy birthday, Papa.
23:39I love you forever.
23:40Thank you, Anna.
23:41I love you too forever.
23:43And I'm sure, pati si Mama nilagka ko.
23:45How much, out of the bus!
23:52Hindi.
23:59Kasalanan po.
24:00Hindi ko kayo nailigta sila.
24:01I'm sorry.
24:13Oh, tumigitong ako.
24:17Kaka-ol siya ako sa pagkagagawa ko dito.
24:20Anggap pa mo.
24:29Aiko?
24:33Boss detected.
24:38Anong ginakawa mo?
24:40Kumakain ka.
24:43Reminder,
24:44you should not waste food.
24:47You should not?
24:48You should not waste food.
24:54Wait lang.
24:55Kumakain ka ng human food.
24:58Parang mo ka nagdadigest?
24:59Ganong kaka-advance?
25:03Error.
25:04Error.
25:05System malfunction.
25:07Recalibrating.
25:09Recalibrating.
25:12System restore.
25:17Parang ang dalas kong mag-glitch ngayon na kailangan mo tawagan si Darwin.
25:23Query, bakit gising ka pa, boss?
25:29Nagising lang ako eh.
25:30Hindi na ako makatulog eh.
25:31Gusto ko sana mag-cup eh.
25:33Pwede mo akong gawan.
25:34Acknowledged.
25:36Preparing coffee.
25:40Sa labas lang ako.
25:45Boss.
25:47Salamat, Aiko.
25:48Boss, may kailangan pa po ba kayo?
25:50Kung wala na, alis na po ako to recharge.
25:57Pwede nito ka muna sa mga muna ako, please.
26:00Please.
26:07Emotion detected.
26:09Malungkot.
26:12Lama ka.
26:16Safe space mode on.
26:19Pwede na po kayong magkwento.
26:21Dito lang ako para makinig.
26:24You can trust me, boss.
26:27I can secure confidential information.
26:31Walang sino mang taong makakaalam.
26:36Napanaginip ako na naman yung aksidente.
26:42Yung araw na nawala sa akin yung mag-ina ko.
26:49Yung araw na wala akong nagawa para iligtas sila.
26:55Hanggang ngayon, di ko pa rin matanggap.
27:00Pagkatapos ng trya dyan na yun, parang...
27:04Parang akong nagbago.
27:06Bigat ng lahat para sa akin.
27:09Naging emotional and unstable ako.
27:13Lahat ng tao na dadami sa nararamdaman ko.
27:19Kaya...
27:20Inisip ko na lang na i-isolate yung sarili ko.
27:24Naikulong yung sarili ko sa bahay na to.
27:28Kaya naisip ko rin na...
27:30Subukan ka kasi ikaw a robot.
27:34Walang emosyon.
27:37Hindi kita masasaktan o...
27:39Hindi ka madadami sa nararamdaman ko.
27:44Assessment.
27:45Your decision is valid.
27:48Boss.
27:50Bilang bahagi ng aking servisyo,
27:52tutulungan kitang maibalik ang inyong emotional stability.
28:05Ano?
28:07Trust me.
28:17Therapeutic sessions will begin today.
28:20Are you ready?
28:21Yes.
28:22Inhale.
28:23Exhale.
28:24Ha!
28:25Ha!
28:26Inhale.
28:28Exhale.
28:30Ha!
28:30Ha!
28:32Inhale.
28:35Exhale.
28:36Exhale.
28:41Inhale.
28:44Exhale.
28:47Our therapeutic session has ended.
28:53Congratulations, boss.
28:55Sir, ito ang latest numbers.
29:17Boss, stress ball.
29:19Pampakal na.
29:20You need to control your emotions.
29:27Okay.
29:28Let's review that again.
29:30I think we can still improve the numbers.
29:32Focus tayo sa...
29:33Strategy.
29:35Hindi na sa output.
29:37Positive behavioral adjustment detected.
29:40Good job, boss.
29:42Next slide, please.
29:44Boss,
29:45Paalala lamang.
29:48May prutas katulad ng mansanas para sa kompleto niyong nutrisyon.
29:52This is necessary to regulate your body's chemical balance.
29:56So, concerned ka sakin?
29:59Of course, boss.
30:00You are my employer.
30:06Okay.
30:09Love you, Aiko.
30:10Okay.
30:13Ano na nangyari?
30:14No issues detected, boss.
30:16May nakalimutan lang po akong kunin.
30:25Weird.
30:40Boss, maaari nating i-reschedule ang massage session.
30:46Hey.
30:48Ba't tayo mag-re-reschedule, eh?
30:50Sabi mo, di ba ito yung last part ng ating relaxation program?
30:54Damn.
30:56Naantay ko pa naman ito kasi yung sakit na katawan ko.
31:01Affirmative, boss.
31:03Initiating massage procedure.
31:09What pressure do you like, boss?
31:12Uh, hard pressure, please?
31:25Uh, hard pressure.
31:32Uh, hard pressure.
31:34Uh, hard pressure.
31:35Increasing pressure.
31:44Massage session.
31:45Tama na, tama na.
31:46Ah, ah, tama na, tama na.
31:51Massage session terminated.
31:56Hyo-se...
31:57Bah roh roh roh roh roh roh roh roh.
31:59Could you turn me in?
32:01Super koy.
32:11I don't know.
32:14.
32:15.
32:15.
32:27.
32:28.
32:28I...
32:30Ibig sabihin...
32:36Mas, Ernest.
32:40Yes, nakrush po kita.
32:42Ang pugi-pugi niyo.
32:45Wala niyo po,
32:46masad?
32:48Light or hard?
33:15Hello, Ma.
33:17Nagpatawag ka.
33:19Anak, nakuha na namin ang padala mo.
33:22Maraming salamat na bayaran ang mga kaastusin.
33:25Mabuti naman, Ma.
33:27Okay na lahat, ah.
33:29Ayos ka lang pa dyan sa trabaho mo, anak.
33:35Ayos lang, Ma.
33:37Na kaya ko maging robot.
33:40Ano, anak?
33:42Ano? I mean...
33:44Inaayos ko yung ano...
33:47Tinatrabaho namin robot.
33:49Sige na, Ma. Matutulog na ako.
33:52Pagod na po ako, eh.
33:54Bye, Ma.
33:54Bye, Ma.
33:54I love you.
33:57Sige na, bye-bye.
33:57Bye.
34:13Bahala ko kasing pumasok sa food business.
34:17Kaya...
34:18Naganda ako ng tatlong putahe.
34:20Tuyo.
34:22Ginisangampalaya.
34:24At...
34:24Picol Express.
34:28Wala nang popcorn.
34:31Wala nang popcorn.
34:33Wala nang popcorn.
34:34Kukuha ko.
34:35Boss, ako na pong kukuha.
34:37Eh, ako na po, boss.
34:39Ah, ay ko?
34:40Yes, boss?
34:41Mayroon ako mga robot jokes for you.
34:45Okay.
34:49Warning.
34:50Warning.
34:50Consuming all these food may result in system malfunction.
34:54Ah, tigman o.
35:12Ang alat.
35:14Ang alat.
35:18Taste registered.
35:20Enough sodium content.
35:22Bang.
35:24Bang.
35:29Bang.
35:31Bang.
35:31Bang.
35:31Bang.
35:31Bang.
35:32Bang.
35:35Aling.
35:36Bakit hindi narinigo ang robot?
35:39Bakit robot?
35:39Kasi baka mas short circuit.
35:47Ito naman.
35:48Ito naman.
35:51Ito naman.
35:51Ito naman.
35:52Ito naman.
35:53Ito naman.
35:55Ito naman.
36:07Palaya.
36:08Tamosta masarap.
36:15Flavor registered.
36:18It's acceptable.
36:30Ano naman ang tawag sa robot na nagkakamali?
36:36What?
36:38You're right.
36:40Really?
36:50It's really hard.
36:52You're right.
36:53I'm a happy person.
36:54I'm a happy person.
36:56You're not afraid to say that's true?
36:59I'm a happy person.
37:01I'm not afraid to be afraid.
37:03I'm not afraid to be afraid.
37:04Oh, I don't know how big of an express.
37:22Ah, it's a color!
37:23Oh, oh, oh!
37:24Oh, oh, oh!
37:33All dishes are acceptable.
37:36Really? Really?
37:40Yes, boss. No issues detected.
37:44Did you miss the word?
37:54Oh, oh, oh!
37:56Oh!
38:03Oh!
38:07Oh, oh!
38:08Oh, oh!
38:08Oh, oh!
38:10Oh, oh!
38:12Oh, oh!
38:13Eh, oh, oh!
38:17Tickle, tickle!
38:18Oh, oh!
38:21Ano ba? Tuwigil ka na!
38:23Please!
38:25Ikiliti ako!
38:27Galing ah!
38:29Di ka talaga natatawa.
38:34Ganang.
38:36Go! Back to work!
38:47Ang trip ng mga lalaking toy?
38:51Huh?
38:52Weird.
38:56Tickle!
39:04Tickle!
39:12That's it.
39:16Mmm, you're gonna have a function?
39:20No issues. Detected.
39:22Very good.
39:27I'll die with this one.
39:43That's a lot of money.
39:46I'm not going to finish it.
39:53Aiko?
39:58Yes, boss?
40:00Can you do it all?
40:02All?
40:04Yes.
40:07Lahat.
40:08Affirmative, boss.
40:09Really?
40:10Kaya ko pong tapusin yan lahat.
40:12Okay.
40:14I need it by tonight.
40:16Okay?
40:17May iba lang kung asigasun.
40:20Copy, boss.
40:28Kailangan ko pong tapusin lahat?
40:31Tonight?
40:41Hello?
40:43Ay, kailangan ko talaga na siro.
40:47Ayos ko, paano po tatapusin ito lahat?
40:53Kaya ko tayo.
41:03Natapus mo lahat?
41:05Affirmative, boss.
41:07All tasks are complete.
41:13Time for recharge.
41:20Okay ka lang?
41:22Warning.
41:24Low battery.
41:28Upupo ka.
41:29Upupo ka.
41:35Nainit ka.
41:47Pinakabaw mo ako.
41:51I'm glad you're better.
41:52I'm glad you're better.
42:49Mataji undenoturululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululul
42:58Aiko, good news. Okay na yung isang unit ng robot. Pwede ka na umalis anytime. Hindi mo na kailangan magpanggap.
43:06Kakausapin ko si Ernest for your replacement.
43:35Ang tagal naman nilang lumating.
43:37Itong query, bakit tayo nasa labas? Sama raming tao. Boss?
43:47Kailangan natin ng fresh air. Tsaka baka kaya ka nagmamalfunction or overheat dahil hindi tayo lumalabas.
43:55Assessment. Inaccurate assumption. Robot ako at kaya kong mag-adapt sa lahat ng environment.
44:03Actually, ayoko na rin magkulong sa bahay. Gusto kong makikita yung ganda ng mundo. Tsaka di ba yun naman yung
44:12goal?
44:13Para maging emotionally stable?
44:19Affirmative. Positive progress detected.
44:25Tsaka gusto ko lang disulitin yung oras na tayong dalawa lang. Nagkasama.
44:40Sao na tayong dalawa lang.
44:41Sao na tayong dalawa lang.
44:47Sao na tayong dalawa lang.
44:48Sao na tayong dalawa lang.
44:50Sao na tayong dalawa lang.
44:52Sao na tayong dalawa lang.
44:54Sao na tayong dalawa lang.
44:54Sao na tayong dalawa lang.
44:54Sao na tayong dalawa lang.
44:54Sao na tayong dalawa lang.
44:55Sao na tayong dalawa lang.
44:56Sao na tayong dalawa lang.
44:58Sao na tayong dalawa lang.
45:01Sao na tayong dalawa lang.
45:05Oh, one more with energy!
45:06Happy birthday to you!
45:09Happy birthday to you!
45:13Happy birthday!
45:15Happy birthday!
45:16Happy birthday to you!
45:19Thank you!
45:21Thank you! Thank you, Sen. You lot!
45:22Good job, guys! Thank you po for the cooperation!
45:25Yay!
45:26Hello! Make a wish!
45:31Wait.
45:33How do you know?
45:36Data retrieved from your profile, boss.
45:39I know that this day is special for you.
45:44That's right.
45:46This day is special,
45:48but this is the most painful thing in my life.
45:55For two years,
45:58I didn't celebrate my birthday
45:59because...
46:02this is the day that they lost me.
46:10I couldn't...
46:13I couldn't do it.
46:15But now I'm ready.
46:18I'm ready.
46:23I'm here.
46:41I'm here.
46:50I'm here.
46:51I'm a robot.
46:52I'm a robot.
46:54I'm a robot.
47:21I'm sorry.
47:26I'm a robot.
47:28I'm a robot.
47:31I'm a robot.
47:33I'm a robot.
47:37Please, maniwala ka.
47:39Ayaw naman kitang lukohin eh.
47:42Ayaw ko gawin yun.
47:43Walang may gustong lukohin ka, boss.
47:45Maniwala ka sakin.
47:46Kailangan lang talaga ng pamilya ko.
47:48Ako lang meron sila.
47:50Kahit pakulong mo ko.
47:55Kahit gawin mo akong katulong buong buhay ko.
47:58Please.
48:00Please, patuwarin mo lang ako. I'm so sorry.
48:02Please.
48:04Grabe ka ay ko.
48:11Finally, umamin ka na.
48:19Ano?
48:23Yes.
48:25Matagal ko nang alam.
48:27Nilaloko lang din kita.
48:31Ang tagal ko nang sinusubukan ka paaminin.
48:34Pero ang tibay-tibay mo, ang galing mong umaktin.
48:38Huh?
48:39So, alam mo pala talaga matagal na.
48:42Pinagtitripan mo lang ako.
48:44Pinagtitripan mo lang din ako.
48:45Oo.
48:48Quit.
48:48Eh kung gano'n pwede naman na pala talaga akong umalis.
48:51I quit!
48:52Ba...
48:52Ba't ka mag-quit?
48:54Huwag ka mag-quit. Ano ka ba?
48:55Pwede ka na magtrabaho talaga sakin bilang isang totoong personal assistant.
49:01Ayoko na pala mag-work for you as my boss.
49:04Kahit bayaran na lang kita para makabawi ako.
49:06Hindi lang ako mag-work for you.
49:07Hindi, hindi, hindi.
49:08Hindi mo nga kailangan mag-quit. Ano ka ba?
49:09Pwede ka na maging totoong tao.
49:11Pwede mo nang tanggalin to.
49:12O, diba?
49:13Tanggalin mo.
49:14Ayoko!
49:15May nang titripan na.
49:16Hindi kita pa nang titripan.
49:17O, tanggalin mo na to. Ano ba yan? Totoo ba yan?
49:19O, para baka pati ito.
49:21Matotoo naman itong AI.
49:22O, tanggalin nga natin to.
49:25May kita mo yung anito.
49:26O, diba? Mas okay.
49:27O, human being.
49:30O, may emotions.
49:32Nagwa ko lang naman po yung trabaho ko eh.
49:35Okay ka na.
49:37Huwag ka na mag-quit.
49:51La, la, la, la.
50:05Hi.
50:09Hi.
50:11Hindi na natin kailangan magpanggap, Engineer.
50:15Okay na tayo.
50:17Tch.
50:19Malumis ko yung ganyang ayos mo.
50:23Oh, natural.
50:24Tch.
50:24That's natural.
50:28Kaya gaya ko o.
50:30Na-inspire ako sa iyo eh.
50:37Namimiss kita, Engineer.
50:42Salamat, Ayko.
50:46So, good luck sa first day, bro.
51:01Bye.
51:38Audio, video, check.
51:48Di ko mapigil ang tumingin sa'yo
51:53Bawat ngiti mo ay nagbibigay ng kulay
52:02Di na maiwasan na ika'y mas dahil
52:08Bawat tingin sa'yo, ako ay napapalagay
52:16Ano ba ang sikreto mo?
52:21Ano ba ang sikreto mo?
52:24Bakit ba ako nagkakaganito?
52:28Bakit ba ako nagkakaganito?
52:32Isyang ngiti mo lang ako'y nagkakaganito?
52:36Hindi ba bagay ang suot ko?
52:37Hindi po, boss. Bagay na bagay nga po eh.
52:41Bagay niyo po.
52:43Masay ko, baka ma-faultan na niya kay Sir.
52:47Kutulog mo mo, pwede ko pala biro.
52:49Hindi totoo. Bagay nga kayo, Sir.
52:53Ay, ready na ako po pala yung meeting room niya.
52:56I-cancel mo yung online meeting dahil today,
52:59Sa office tayo na yung meeting.
53:01And ito din ang first name mo bilang aking legit secretary.
53:07Talaga po ba, boss?
53:09Sige, itatext ko lang po muna sila na face-to-face na po yung meeting.
53:13Thank you, madam.
53:15Hanggang, sir.
53:20Kumusta yung kape, boss?
53:24Sarap.
53:25Pero parang ikaw yung nagtimpla nito.
53:28Observation correct.
53:29Tinuruan ko si Manang.
53:33Yung baka talaga.
53:36Love you, Ayko.
53:37Baka rin talaga, boss.
53:39Kapi pa more.
53:41Let's go.
53:42Tara.
53:48Ang bangunin po ko si boss.
53:49Yung daming patako rin.
53:50Anong ba yun?
53:51O, laman.
53:52Mas.
53:52Hahaha.
54:03Go.
54:07Lo.
54:08Oh.
54:09Ito.
54:13Mitigil sa iyo.
54:16Kapi.
54:16Kamang uming itin ka.
54:18Lungen ko'y nawawala
54:24Humingiwanag ang mundo
54:26Kapag lumingit ka
54:32Parang ako'y kableta na
54:36Dibot ng puso ko'y dumitigil sa'yo
54:43Kapag lumingit ka
54:46Tumeng ko'y nawawala
54:52Umiliwanag ang mundo
54:54Kapag umingiti ka
55:06Umiliwanag ang mundo
55:09Kapag umingiti ka
55:24When I'm in the middle, I'm in the middle of my life
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