Office Romance Episode 1 English Subbed: Will Love Bloom or Burn

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00:00:25so nice to finally meet you please lower your expectations i'm way more charming on email

00:00:31well i'm glad you asked me um finally you know i'm a cardio girl i don't normally just hang out

00:00:36by the

00:00:36waves i do not normally live that much it was either ask you out together here trying to impress you

00:00:41so okay why did you leave london for new jersey it was a job opportunity i'm i'm in-house lawyer

00:00:46at

00:00:46aircruise oh i love aircruise thank you i was on time great snacks cheers i love your commercials

00:00:53i'm not just the ceo of aircruise i'm also a pilot i hate doing those my dad used to do

00:00:59them and then

00:00:59when he retired i had to do them it's the worst part of the job you're great my ex-wife

00:01:04is going

00:01:04to be so jealous that i'm on a date with the aircruise lady oh this is not a date this

00:01:09is a

00:01:09work dinner well little birdie told me that you're single and so am i legally now oh that's six months

00:01:17of my life well i'm here to talk business sorry you're right yeah trust me the last thing i want

00:01:22to talk about is my ex-wife okay stacy oh wait wasn't that like a huge demotion oh um i

00:01:30don't

00:01:31know uh i'm singing international law on a global scale is rewarding but today at aircruise i did

00:01:35resolve a dispute between a passenger and an emotional support dog so oh you're hiding something

00:01:41thank you why did you really leave did you quit or did you get fired you can tell me anything

00:01:46i'm like

00:01:46a vault like my ex-wife gave me scabies and i didn't tell us well done aircruise is expanding

00:01:53into dallas fort worth it's huge for us dallas and i'd like the lounge there to reflect and be kind

00:01:58of

00:01:58like a cathedral for me larry oh uh excuse me um stacy's from dallas oh that's where we met

00:02:19are you crying

00:02:26i'm sorry

00:02:27should we get some food let's get some food i had a protein bar earlier you know why i come

00:02:32here

00:02:32for these bad guys we're so good right i'm gonna taste the tequila right oh good it's in there

00:02:36and it is it's there should we get some water oh my god they're playing my little favorite song

00:02:41oh my god i love this song it's a good song we have to dance no we don't we absolutely

00:02:46don't

00:02:47don't you just dance no no absolutely no it's a it's a restaurant it's in it oh okay you want

00:02:50to see

00:02:58oh

00:02:58what the

00:03:00fuck sit down

00:03:02oh my boyfriend will kick your

00:03:03fucking ass

00:03:04hey hey hey tanya i have some

00:03:05something that we'll be getting you hot

00:03:07okay

00:03:07apologize everyone

00:03:10oh

00:03:13shit

00:03:14and then we stopped sleeping together

00:03:18she uh she thought it was her fault but honestly it was mine

00:03:26and now i masturbate to her

00:03:29i jerk off to my ex-wife i mean is that a fucked up

00:03:32and that's my cue okay

00:03:34excuse me

00:03:44i had a really nice time tonight

00:03:47good night tanya

00:03:48well not on the first date i don't know

00:03:51you are a gentleman

00:03:54well until next time

00:03:59good night

00:04:00good night

00:04:00god you're such a pussy

00:04:03mom

00:04:04i'm home

00:04:13jackie uh

00:04:14i just want to apologize again uh

00:04:16i'm really sorry

00:04:17you should call

00:04:19stacy

00:04:21she might be home thinking about you too

00:04:23and masturbating

00:04:24goodbye larry

00:04:28oh

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00:05:19All right, Frederick. Here we are. Finished last night. If you could get that, use the Vance when he gets

00:05:23there, please.

00:05:24That was fast. You can take more time if you want.

00:05:27Mr. Vance will be mad if there are mistakes. There are no mistakes. All right, Claire?

00:05:35No, it's freezing outside, and then it's like a thousand degrees on the train, so I sweat all the way

00:05:39through my thermal underwear, but then that sweat froze on my walk to work, and now I have this, like,

00:05:43insane rash behind my knees.

00:05:46Oh, dear.

00:05:47What did you get up to last night?

00:05:49Oh, nothing.

00:05:50No, you did something. What was it?

00:05:53Just something personal.

00:05:55Like what?

00:05:56I'm sorry. I think this might be a cultural difference.

00:05:59Discussing personal things with a co-worker seems inappropriate or rude to me.

00:06:04Oh.

00:06:04So when I say all right, Claire, I'm not really asking if you're all right. I'm just saying, hello.

00:06:08Oh, because for me, if you ask me a question, then I answer it, because that is how a conversation

00:06:12works.

00:06:13Right.

00:06:13Well, for example, yesterday, when you told me your IPS was intense. That's a personal issue for your personal life.

00:06:22Do you see?

00:06:23What do you want me to say?

00:06:24Just all right. I say all right, and you say all right, and we go about our day.

00:06:27But I'm not all right.

00:06:28No one's all right, Claire. We just say it.

00:06:34Good morning, Ms. Cruz.

00:06:35Good morning.

00:06:39Good morning, Ms. Cruz.

00:06:40Good morning.

00:06:41Good morning, Ms. Cruz.

00:06:42Good morning, Ms. Cruz.

00:06:43Good morning, Ms. Cruz.

00:06:44Good morning, Ms. Cruz.

00:06:46Hey, hey. How'd it go last night?

00:06:48Nightmare.

00:06:49Who told Larry I was single?

00:06:51Who doesn't know that you're single?

00:06:53Fair.

00:06:53I'm so sorry. Meaning that he hit on you?

00:06:55And then he cried.

00:06:56I'm going to scream. It makes me so angry when people cannot separate their business life from their personal life.

00:07:00Except in your case, which is business life and business life.

00:07:03Hey, I don't need anybody else in my life right now. I'm focused on work.

00:07:06I hear that, sister.

00:07:09Okay. I know I'm not supposed to ask this, but how are you even walking right now?

00:07:13You're actually not allowed to ask that.

00:07:14Oh, sorry. Go ahead.

00:07:15No.

00:07:15Exterior airline.

00:07:16Okay.

00:07:17Seriously, shouldn't you be home? We're in a hospital? Giving birth?

00:07:20Yeah, I'm going to go to the hospital when the baby comes, and I'll resume work the next day.

00:07:24You're kidding, right? We have maternity minutes. I'm worried about you.

00:07:27Hey, Marcus.

00:07:27Yeah?

00:07:28Get this down to legal.

00:07:29Ms. Cruz?

00:07:29Yeah, right away, Ms. Cruz.

00:07:31Right away, Ms. Cruz?

00:07:33So, you all set for the deposition?

00:07:34Uh-huh.

00:07:36Nervous.

00:07:36No. Look, this is nothing. It's nothing.

00:07:39If the biggest airline on the planet is not suing somebody somewhere, their dicks get soft.

00:07:43Listen to me.

00:07:43What? You can't say that. The drawers.

00:07:45Oh, well, it's true.

00:07:45Let me not say.

00:07:46He's going to be fine. Vance is going to destroy them.

00:07:49He is, isn't he?

00:07:50Yes.

00:07:51I'll buy a ticket to see this one.

00:07:52Peter Vance is going to eat those assholes for breakfast.

00:07:56Dunderson.

00:07:57Peter Vance here.

00:07:58What is this horseshit about moving up to deposition?

00:08:04Huh?

00:08:07Oh, fuck you.

00:08:08I'm like, listen, asshole.

00:08:10If that's the only time you're seeing those precious schedules up to post his ass, too.

00:08:14Yeah.

00:08:15Yeah, I fucking can.

00:08:17Get your email, dipshit.

00:08:19Just look.

00:08:22I can't see there.

00:08:26What's going on?

00:08:27Oh, my God.

00:08:30I don't know if it was good or should he get a pleasure?

00:08:32All right, Claire?

00:08:33No, not at all.

00:08:34Mr. Vance took down his breakfast burrito.

00:08:36Oh, my God.

00:08:38You can have burritos for breakfast.

00:08:40I'm so sorry.

00:08:41Is he okay?

00:08:41He's a tube down his throat.

00:08:43He's using hand signals to sue the food truck for a recklessly large sausage chunk.

00:08:46Is this him?

00:08:47Blanche Flower?

00:08:47Yes.

00:08:48Daniel Blanche Flower.

00:08:48Well, the general goes down.

00:08:49Time to bring in the colonel.

00:08:51Vance says you're hot shit, so you're on the Falcon Airlines deposition.

00:08:53You need to be in Miss Cruz's office in five minutes.

00:08:55I'll be there.

00:09:00Why are you all looking at me like that?

00:09:02Have you met Miss Cruz?

00:09:03Um, no, Rachel.

00:09:04I've not yet had the pleasure.

00:09:06The pleasure?

00:09:06Oh, so you enjoy feeling dumb and scared?

00:09:11She's tough.

00:09:12Don't babble.

00:09:13But don't say nothing.

00:09:14Just speak the exact right amount.

00:09:17And do not compliment her shoes.

00:09:18Oh.

00:09:18It was the worst elevator ride of my life.

00:09:21She likes the smell of lavender.

00:09:22Try to smell like lavender.

00:09:23She hates the sound of breathing.

00:09:24Don't breathe.

00:09:25But if you have to breathe, try to take a quick gasp through the side of your mouth like this.

00:09:28Psh, psh, psh, psh, psh.

00:09:43All right, she's expecting you.

00:09:46Good luck.

00:10:02You're very, um, impressive.

00:10:09You.

00:10:11Hello, you.

00:10:14Wow.

00:10:15You're the new lawyer?

00:10:17Yes, um, sorry.

00:10:19I am he, Daniel Lodgeflower.

00:10:22Nice shoes.

00:10:24Sydney?

00:10:26Yes.

00:10:28Is this a guy?

00:10:29Yeah.

00:10:30This is, um, I literally already forgot it.

00:10:32Lodgeflower.

00:10:33Blen powder.

00:10:33Lodgeflower.

00:10:34Lodgeflower.

00:10:35Can we postpone the deposition?

00:10:36No, it'll look like we're hiding something.

00:10:38Um, Miss Cruz, I can assure you I am quite capable and happy to help with whatever you may need

00:10:46help with.

00:10:47Um, shoes or, or probably more law-based help I imagine you need actually from me.

00:10:53Psh.

00:11:17Good morning.

00:11:18I'm Deca.

00:11:18Vanessa, nice to meet you.

00:11:19Nice to meet you.

00:11:20Okay, well, let's get in.

00:11:23Miss Cruz.

00:11:24Four months ago, on July 25th, Falcon Airlines had a verbal agreement with the board of the Dallas-Fort Worth

00:11:29Airport to acquire 10 gates in their new terminal.

00:11:31Are you aware of all this?

00:11:33Yes.

00:11:33But on July 26th, the very next day, you flew to Dallas on your personal private jet, Cruise 1, to

00:11:39meet with Charles Johnson, the chairman of the Dallas-Fort Worth board.

00:11:42And after your evening together, Mr. Johnson just changed his mind, decided to give the gates that he had already

00:11:48given to Falcon Airlines to you.

00:11:50Is that correct?

00:11:51Yes.

00:11:51Would you care to tell us what happened that evening between you and Mr. Johnson?

00:12:00We had dinner.

00:12:01Did you go anywhere else after dinner?

00:12:03Back to your hotel?

00:12:04Back to his place?

00:12:05No.

00:12:06Maybe the ATM?

00:12:08You are aware that Mr. Johnson, days after your dinner, bought himself a brand new boat?

00:12:11Okay, which is it?

00:12:12Did I bribe him, or did I sleep with him?

00:12:14You tell us, Miss Cruz, because that's what we're here to find out.

00:12:17I need a moment to confer with my attorney.

00:12:19Miss Cruz, the brakes are at a set time.

00:12:24What the fuck are you doing?

00:12:25What would you have me do?

00:12:27Vance would be in there fighting everywhere, coming out of his creepy little mouth.

00:12:30Object!

00:12:30I won't do that.

00:12:32Do it.

00:12:33No.

00:12:33Do it.

00:12:34Miss Cruz.

00:12:34Do it, or I'll fire your ass.

00:12:36Then fire me.

00:12:38Look, I know I didn't make a great first impression, but to be fair, you do glow in those are

00:12:41amazing shoes.

00:12:44I have done this before.

00:12:47You better fucking show me something in there.

00:12:54And finally, Miss Cruz, after your evening together with Mr. Johnson, the two of you met for breakfast the next

00:12:59morning.

00:12:59Is that correct?

00:13:00It was coffee.

00:13:01We didn't have breakfast.

00:13:03Fine.

00:13:04Coffee.

00:13:05Thank you for everything, Jackie.

00:13:06I'm done with her.

00:13:07Are we going to take a break before we depose, Mr. Buck?

00:13:09No, no, I only had a question or two, it shouldn't take long.

00:13:14So, for the record, you are William Button, CEO of Falcon Airlines.

00:13:19I am, but you can call me Bill.

00:13:20Wonderful.

00:13:22So, Bill, you seem to know an awful lot about the time Miss Cruz spent with Mr. Johnson.

00:13:27I guess I do.

00:13:28You know when they went to dinner.

00:13:30You know where they went to dinner.

00:13:32You know what they ate.

00:13:34She had the filet and he had the Chilean sea bass.

00:13:36Right.

00:13:39So, for me, I think the question is quite simple.

00:13:43How do you know all this?

00:13:48Uh, the information was given to me by an interesting person, an interested party, who happened upon the knowledge of

00:13:59the, uh, facts.

00:14:01I'm so sorry, I didn't quite get that.

00:14:03Vanessa, would you mind reading that back?

00:14:04No, that's sad.

00:14:04You don't have to.

00:14:05Yes, I do.

00:14:05He asked me to do it as much.

00:14:08I, uh, the information was given to me by an interested person, interested party, who happened upon the knowledge of

00:14:15the, uh, facts.

00:14:18That's what he said.

00:14:18Thank you, Vanessa.

00:14:19I am curious.

00:14:22Who was the interested party?

00:14:25Paul?

00:14:26Paul something, I forget.

00:14:28Paul Huntingford.

00:14:29Yes.

00:14:30Mr. Johnson's personal assistant.

00:14:31Yes.

00:14:32Did you pay him or did you just sleep with him?

00:14:33So, we're going to call it right there.

00:14:34I'm sorry to cut this off.

00:14:35Oh, the brakes are at a set.

00:14:36Yeah, we'll be in touch.

00:14:39Thank you for this.

00:14:40Good job, Dad.

00:14:51Heather?

00:14:52Yes, Miss Cruz?

00:14:53Can you ask Mr. Blancheflower to come up here, please?

00:14:56Absolutely.

00:14:57Yeah, and then you can go home for the day.

00:14:59Okay, good night.

00:15:00Good night.

00:15:14Miss Cruz?

00:15:15Close the door, please.

00:15:17Have a seat.

00:15:28Well, this is my least favorite thing to do, but I'm sorry.

00:15:37Are there more words to that sentence?

00:15:39No.

00:15:40I hate apologizing, so please, just accept it.

00:15:44I do.

00:15:45You did great today.

00:15:47Well, I had familiarized myself with the case.

00:15:49You read all that on the off chance that your boss would choke on a sausage chunk the morning of

00:15:55the deposition.

00:15:55Well, you'd be amazed the amount of high-powered lawyers who choke on sausage chunks.

00:15:59The numbers are frankly staggering.

00:16:02Well, it's nice to meet someone who gives a shit.

00:16:04It's rare.

00:16:06You know, for most people, work is something that you have to endure until the weekend.

00:16:09But for me, this is the best part.

00:16:13Well, I get that.

00:16:15So thank you for being one of us.

00:16:20You're welcome.

00:16:25Whoa!

00:16:26Hey, I'm so sorry.

00:16:27What the fuck, dude?

00:16:28Please, can I assure you this is not my truth?

00:16:29Get the fucking fuck out of my fucking...

00:16:30Yes!

00:16:31Oh, dear God, I'm so sorry.

00:16:32I would like to explain it.

00:16:33I think this was caused by a variety of stimuli.

00:16:35It's all stimuli, never mind.

00:16:36Why is it still here?

00:16:37I do not know, and I wish it would go away, and I'm leaving right now.

00:16:39I'm so, so, so, so, so sorry.

00:16:58Holy shit.

00:17:10All right, Daniel?

00:17:11Claire will be in my office with the door closed for quite some time.

00:17:13Potentially several weeks.

00:17:14Are you okay?

00:17:15What's wrong?

00:17:20Might make you feel better if you talk about it.

00:17:22It's my business, Claire.

00:17:23My personal business.

00:17:26Miss Cruz would like to see you in her office immediately.

00:17:33Why didn't you start with that?

00:17:36Yeah, I haven't hurt my ceilings yet.

00:17:40You wanted to see me?

00:17:42No.

00:17:43Right.

00:17:43He was talking to me.

00:17:45Please come in and shut the door, Mr. Blanchard.

00:17:49So, with Peter in the hospital, I'd like you to take over the day-to-day operations of the legal

00:17:53department.

00:17:56That is, if you're up for it.

00:18:01Of course.

00:18:03Shouldn't be too hard.

00:18:09Okay, thank you.

00:18:10You can close the door when you leave.

00:18:12Actually, stay.

00:18:13Cindy, we can finish this up later.

00:18:15Can we?

00:18:16I'd like to have a few words with Mr. Blanchflower.

00:18:18Okay.

00:18:21Great job.

00:18:23Can I help you with this?

00:18:25Whoa, absolutely.

00:18:26Don't do that.

00:18:26Are you kidding me?

00:18:271952.

00:18:28I think maybe turn around is the quickest human way to move across the room.

00:18:32You want the door open or close?

00:18:33Close, please.

00:18:34Open.

00:18:34Close.

00:18:35You know what?

00:18:35I'm going to close it.

00:18:38Please have a seat.

00:18:45So, moving forward, I'm hoping we can work together without any further incidents.

00:18:52Of course.

00:18:53And I do apologize again for my...

00:18:55Oh, you're putting it behind me.

00:18:58Let's move on.

00:18:59Please.

00:18:59Okay.

00:19:02I do hope you know I would never consciously entertain the thoughts of anything.

00:19:06Even if your company didn't have a zero-tolerance policy on inter-office relationships.

00:19:11Well, don't shoot where you eat.

00:19:12That's Captain Jack's number one rule.

00:19:14That's my dad.

00:19:15Oh, I'm well aware of the famous Captain Jack Crews.

00:19:18Oh, I'm well aware of the famous Captain Jack Crews.

00:19:19War hero.

00:19:20Entrepreneur.

00:19:21Hell of a storyteller.

00:19:22That's him.

00:19:23And still on the board.

00:19:24Is that honorary?

00:19:26No.

00:19:27He's still in there every board meeting.

00:19:29If not, they would replace me by now with some prep school Ivy Leaguer.

00:19:33But aren't you doing incredibly well?

00:19:34Yes, we are.

00:19:36I think they'll always just see me as Daddy's little girl.

00:19:40That sounds...

00:19:41not frustrating.

00:19:45Well, if I don't see you again, have a nice weekend.

00:19:48Oh.

00:19:49No.

00:19:50See you Monday.

00:19:51See you Monday.

00:19:51I'll wait.

00:19:52Me too.

00:19:53I mean...

00:19:53For work.

00:19:59Cheerio.

00:20:00Yes, it's Cheerio.

00:20:13Okay.

00:20:14Good question.

00:20:14Yeah.

00:20:15Is my spleen still staring me down and rubbing her belly like a Bond villain strikes a cat?

00:20:19Yes.

00:20:21It's not good news.

00:20:23Okay.

00:20:24Good luck, man.

00:20:40It's really good.

00:20:51Go home.

00:20:52It's Saturday.

00:20:53If you are here, I'm here.

00:20:55Just to be clear, you are going to take a week off when the baby comes, right?

00:20:58If I can lay in a bed, I can sit at a desk.

00:21:01Work is my priority.

00:21:03Lots of people say that before they have kids.

00:21:04Well, I'm not going to be one of those people.

00:21:05I'm so sorry for shouting at you, Jackie.

00:21:07I just...

00:21:07I was artificially inseminated to avoid the distractions of a relationship, so the only

00:21:10people in my house were going to be me and my army of nannies.

00:21:13Oh, God.

00:21:13Yeah, the...

00:21:15Baby.

00:21:15Please feel free to reconsider on the day.

00:21:17Hey, before you go, Falcon Airlines, um...

00:21:19Fucking God, Christ.

00:21:21Are we still waiting to hear if this fucking judge thinks this bullshit lawsuit has merit?

00:21:25Yeah, um, Daniel says that it's ridiculously frivolous and...

00:21:28We should be fine.

00:21:29Okay.

00:21:31Um, you know, the, um, the other night, um...

00:21:38After the deposition...

00:21:39Uh-huh.

00:21:41What?

00:21:43Um...

00:21:44What?

00:21:46Nothing.

00:21:46What's happening right now, Jackie?

00:21:48It's nothing.

00:21:48Woman.

00:21:49Go home.

00:21:49Jackie!

00:21:50Jackie!

00:21:52Jackie!

00:21:54Jackie!

00:21:55Jackie!

00:21:56Jackie!

00:21:57Jackie!

00:21:58Jackie!

00:21:59Jackie!

00:22:25You sure you'll get on route with her?

00:22:29she's my sister and she's handcuffed to the table

00:22:35be careful she's my sister she's handcuffed to the table where are you from fucking and palace

00:22:41you freak you know i have to talk like this lizzie i can't go into court and say all the

00:22:45objection fuck face what's going on with the birds absolutely nothing is going on with the birds

00:22:53i worry about you it's been so long since you got laid your balls must be like watermelons that

00:22:58isn't how balls work lizzie worry about yourself i've never had more sex in my life i swear it's

00:23:02the accent the birds fucking love it some days i don't even wear pants elizabeth daniel go back

00:23:07home i don't need my little brother to babysit me you're never gonna find anyone here these

00:23:11americans aren't your type what's that nothing it was fucking something nothing

00:23:23it doesn't matter there is someone i like but we can't be together

00:23:26too big big old unit no lizzie hairy belly lizzie is it me sick fucking my sister jesus christ

00:23:32lizzie it's my boss is she fit it isn't actually like that she's smart she's dynamic she's like

00:23:43she's incredible is she fit we shook hands and i got a boner

00:23:47it was so bad fucking hell we'll ask her out then i can't you don't shit where you eat i

00:23:55do i shit

00:23:56where i eat where i sleep where i read books where i wank i can't really i can't i know

00:24:02ethics isn't

00:24:03your thing lizzie but i'd be disbarred i'd lose my visa i'm not going home without you

00:24:09you fucking idiot you're a fucking idiot you prick

00:24:28welcome back peter did you hurt your legs no rachel i left the hospital before they released my

00:24:34meeting if i fell i would be legally obliged to see the airline

00:24:49welcome back peter how are you fantastic i bankrupted the bastards and then i uh i took the

00:24:55food truck as an extra fuck you for almost killing me it was a good day lovely stuff um would

00:25:00you like

00:25:01an update on falcon airlines no need i'm gonna get that bullshit thrown out with a summary judgment

00:25:06so big the judge is gonna choke on it if i may i'm not sure that's a little puppy i'll

00:25:13take it from

00:25:13here big dog is back

00:25:18it's very good

00:25:21it doesn't stop

00:25:25i love it

00:25:41what the fuck is this this is vance's insane insane 200 page document urging the judge to

00:25:46throw out the lost smell what did he do he tracked down every guy i dated in the past 10

00:25:50years i guess

00:25:50he was hoping to establish a pattern of behavior in which you don't have sex which you really don't

00:25:55Uh, you were artificially inseminated.

00:25:57I fuck.

00:25:58Fuck.

00:25:59Uh, Jackie, the last guy to swear under oath that you had sex was four years ago.

00:26:04That can't be true.

00:26:05Look, I've been busy.

00:26:06My poor sweet little baby.

00:26:07You wanted to see me?

00:26:08No.

00:26:09He's talking to me.

00:26:10Have you read this?

00:26:11I read it twice.

00:26:12Why twice?

00:26:13It's my job.

00:26:13As mortifying as this is, do you think it will work?

00:26:17I think this is a conversation for Mr.

00:26:18No, you work for me, okay?

00:26:20Not Peter.

00:26:21Tell me what you think.

00:26:22Tell me the truth.

00:26:24This was a huge mistake.

00:26:26We had a great argument that didn't hinge on the fact that you're a, um, uh, sexless freak.

00:26:31Okay.

00:26:31I was going to say, um, odd prude.

00:26:33Don't look bad.

00:26:34Uh, an Amish widow.

00:26:35Hate that even more.

00:26:36A choosy queen.

00:26:40I'm sorry.

00:26:49What?

00:26:50You two fucking?

00:26:50No!

00:26:51Jackie, you're in the middle of a lawsuit that hinges on whether or not you slept with a business associate.

00:26:55I am very well aware.

00:26:56If you fuck an employee, you will lose your airline for that shit.

00:26:59We are not sleeping together.

00:27:00The board is looking for any excuse to throw you out.

00:27:02Don't give them the excuse to me.

00:27:04I have sworn affidavits.

00:27:05I say I'm not fucking anybody.

00:27:06Okay, good.

00:27:07Plus, you are way out of this guy's league.

00:27:09It would be like Alan of Troy having sex with Mr. Bean.

00:27:12Thank you?

00:27:13What do you want to do about Vance?

00:27:16Yeah, I don't give a fuck.

00:27:17Bring it.

00:27:18Yeah, see you there.

00:27:20We're, uh, going on trial.

00:27:22Oh, God.

00:27:23Whoa.

00:27:24From now on, Daniel will be running point on Falcon Air.

00:27:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:27:28No, no, you can't do that.

00:27:29Peter?

00:27:29You can't devote me.

00:27:30I put too much work, too many goddamn marriages into this airline.

00:27:33Peter, let's just take a breath.

00:27:34I will handle this case for you.

00:27:36I will win this case for you, or I'll quit.

00:27:47Oh, God.

00:27:57Good morning.

00:27:58You're the boat, pal.

00:27:59Good morning, Daniel.

00:28:01It's me, Jacqueline Cruz.

00:28:03Miss Cruz, of course, your name came up.

00:28:05Um, thank God nobody saw your phone.

00:28:08Um, what can I do for you?

00:28:10Emergency board meeting about Peter Vance at 8 a.m.

00:28:12I need you there.

00:28:13Absolutely, I'll be there.

00:28:14Great, thank you.

00:28:16Okay.

00:28:18Bye.

00:28:19Bye.

00:28:21Bye.

00:28:25Bye-bye.

00:28:31This whole thing is ridiculous.

00:28:33Peter Vance is an old friend.

00:28:34More importantly, a damn good lawyer.

00:28:36And he messed up.

00:28:38I'm sure you all read his document, the details of which were wildly false.

00:28:42But you just replaced Peter Vance with some new guy.

00:28:45Daniel Blancheflower, sir.

00:28:46Young man, when I'm talking to you, you'll be the first to know it.

00:28:48Eye contact would be a dead giveaway.

00:28:51Mr. Blancheflower, despite his recent arrival, is the best person for the job.

00:28:54And it's my call.

00:28:55I'm CEO.

00:28:56At our pleasure, Miss Cruz.

00:28:57Your rash emotional decision has given us further doubt.

00:29:00You're the best man for the job.

00:29:02Hot damn.

00:29:03Daddy, you're just in time for the fireworks.

00:29:06Captain Jack.

00:29:08Hola, Francisco.

00:29:10Ladies and gentlemen, good morning.

00:29:11Good morning.

00:29:12Gordita, how are you doing?

00:29:14Dad?

00:29:15Is Gordita like little kitty?

00:29:17Little fatty.

00:29:18Jesus.

00:29:19Why the hell did you replace Peter Vance with a guy who's still unpacking his office?

00:29:23That about catch me up?

00:29:24Mm-hmm.

00:29:24The board is not happy with my decision.

00:29:26Hmm.

00:29:27We work for them, honey.

00:29:28Not the other way around.

00:29:29Jack, we do not like this decision and hate not being consulted.

00:29:33I get it.

00:29:34Gordita, you did what you thought was right, but now it's time for cooler heads to prevail.

00:29:40Now, the kid can second share this if that's what you want, but Peter's our guy.

00:29:44This is too important.

00:29:44I know how important Peter is to this company.

00:29:46It was never my intention for him to quit.

00:29:48Then call him up and apologize.

00:29:50Boom.

00:29:51Job done, Jack.

00:29:52Jack, I'm sorry we keep coming back to this, but we feel it's time to bring in an experienced CEO.

00:29:58It's time to make a change.

00:30:00It's absolutely not the time.

00:30:03Andrew Bloodflower, tried to introduce myself earlier, but you were rude.

00:30:10Peter Vance is a good man who made a terrible mistake.

00:30:14And as for me, frankly, I'm overqualified to be here.

00:30:18I'm like Jude Bellingham playing right back for your Sunday League party.

00:30:24Football, soccer, pub team.

00:30:30Jude Bellingham.

00:30:31Great midfielder.

00:30:34Miss Cruz made the right decision, just like all the decisions she has made that have made you all millions

00:30:39and millions of pounds, shit, dollars, and genuinely very good.

00:30:42If I were you, I would keep trusting her decisions until she surprises us all by making a bad one.

00:30:54May I say, I do not like this man.

00:30:56I've got it with you at all.

00:30:57Thank you, Sydney.

00:30:58But I do agree with what he just said.

00:31:00Miss Cruz, she knows what she's doing.

00:31:02And I know better than to disagree with a pregnant woman.

00:31:05So, for now, we stick with Cordita and the bread.

00:31:08Yes.

00:31:09Yes.

00:31:11Yes.

00:31:20We need to talk about the direct operating costs of adding this game at Dallas.

00:31:24There's an additional large amount of money to the factory.

00:31:26I want you to clean these contracts for the aircraft, and of course insurance.

00:31:31I return to a clear space, talk with my chain and made her.

00:31:35She knows that I'm not afraid to look at her.

00:31:38You guys.

00:31:39She is good to me and there's nothing she doesn't see.

00:31:43She knows who I'd like to be.

00:31:45It doesn't matter.

00:31:47I want you.

00:31:49I want you.

00:31:51I want you so bad.

00:31:55I want you.

00:32:14Oh, thanks, guys.

00:32:16You shouldn't have.

00:32:17Happy birthday, Henry.

00:32:19Happy birthday, Henry.

00:32:20To the best guy ever.

00:32:22To the man, Henry.

00:32:24Happy birthday, Henry.

00:32:26You're an absolute cunt.

00:32:30Happy birthday, Henry.

00:32:32Your turn.

00:32:34It was a compliment.

00:32:35Not a compliment.

00:32:36You can't say that word in this office.

00:32:37You just can't say that word.

00:32:38George, I understand that now, but it is important to me that you understand where I'm from.

00:32:42Cunt is not a bad word.

00:32:44Ah, but good news.

00:32:44We use cunt for everything.

00:32:46You're okay.

00:32:47All the time.

00:32:47Uh-huh.

00:32:47Like, if you got a parking ticket, you might be like, you fucking cunt.

00:32:50Don't make sense.

00:32:50But if you saw an old friend, you'd be like, cunt.

00:32:53Uh...

00:32:53Because you like them.

00:32:54If your team scored a goal, you'd be like, get in, you cunt.

00:32:57River, mouse, ran across your kitchen tabletop.

00:33:00You'd be like, you cheeky cunt.

00:33:01Brita.

00:33:02It's how we process the five stages of grief.

00:33:04Cunt.

00:33:05Cunt.

00:33:06Cunt.

00:33:07Cunt.

00:33:09Honestly, George, I'm not a cunt.

00:33:12Stop.

00:33:13Stop.

00:33:14Please.

00:33:15I want to get on my hands and knees and beg you to not say that word ever again in

00:33:18this office.

00:33:18And I'm sorry, I'm going to have to write you up for this incident because that was a lot coming

00:33:21at me.

00:33:22I understand.

00:33:22Yeah.

00:33:23Yeah.

00:33:24Thank you, George.

00:33:24You're a good man.

00:33:27What's it?

00:33:34While I'm here, our zero-tolerance dating policy...

00:33:38Yeah.

00:33:39Don't you think it's a little unrealistic?

00:33:42It seems very difficult to stop people from being attracted to each other.

00:33:46And if the relationship were consensual and if the behaviour remained professional...

00:33:51Yeah.

00:33:52Shouldn't that be okay?

00:33:55No.

00:33:59Daniel.

00:34:00Miss Cruz.

00:34:02Good day to you.

00:34:03And a good day to you, too, sir.

00:34:10Hey, George.

00:34:11You got a minute?

00:34:12Miss Cruz.

00:34:12Yeah, of course.

00:34:13Hello.

00:34:14So, this, um, zero-tolerance dating policy...

00:34:17Yeah.

00:34:18Don't you think it's a bit unrealistic?

00:34:23Hmm?

00:34:23So, good news, bad news.

00:34:25Bad news is you're being deposed again.

00:34:27The good news is it's a different lawsuit.

00:34:29A passenger that we were removed from a flight is suing you, and this judge is insisting that you go

00:34:34to them and carve out two days.

00:34:36Absolutely not.

00:34:37It is in the Dominican Republic, where it's currently 86 degrees.

00:34:41Why do I leave?

00:34:43I'll take Cruz one.

00:34:44Um, two days in paradise.

00:34:45Nobody deserves it more.

00:34:46Um, and who do you want from legal?

00:34:49Rachel?

00:34:49I think you probably should take Rachel.

00:34:50She's the best.

00:34:51Rachel, do you good?

00:34:52Rachel is the best.

00:34:53I love you.

00:34:54Daniel?

00:34:55Sorry.

00:34:57Are you asking me if you should take me?

00:35:00Well, are you asking me if you should take Rachel?

00:35:02I have a preference.

00:35:03No, should you?

00:35:04I mean, you'd be great.

00:35:05He would be the best.

00:35:06Oh, my God.

00:35:07Get it all done.

00:35:08Rachel is also great.

00:35:10I'll agree.

00:35:10Rachel is so fun to travel with.

00:35:13But Daniel is the deposition king, right?

00:35:15He rules.

00:35:17He wins.

00:35:18He wins.

00:35:19I just wonder, with Daniel's new responsibility,

00:35:22maybe this assignment is beneath his talents.

00:35:24Hmm.

00:35:25Oh, that's a good point.

00:35:26Because that would be embarrassing.

00:35:27Would that be embarrassing for him to be there?

00:35:29He's doing so much already.

00:35:29He's getting a play on vacation.

00:35:31Are you overthinking this?

00:35:33You're totally right.

00:35:34As you say that, I realize we are overthinking it.

00:35:36I can't believe it.

00:35:36Let's still talk about it.

00:35:37I'm not going to talk about it.

00:35:38I'll take Daniel.

00:35:39I'd be delighted to go.

00:35:40Happy to go.

00:35:41I would be okay to go.

00:35:44And I'm okay for you to come.

00:35:48Okay.

00:35:49Okay.

00:35:49Wow.

00:35:49What a nightmare.

00:35:50Next item.

00:35:50Daniel and Jackie will go to the Dominican Republic.

00:35:52Moving on.

00:35:58Oh.

00:35:59Excuse me, sir.

00:36:01What's up, brother?

00:36:02Uh, who's what?

00:36:04Who's what?

00:36:05The plane that started it all.

00:36:08Oh, God.

00:36:10It's a very new plane.

00:36:22Welcome aboard.

00:36:23You're flying the plane.

00:36:25Surely you knew.

00:36:26I'm not just the CEO of Air Cruise.

00:36:28I'm also a pilot.

00:36:29I will admit that I did think that was just a public relations thing and you didn't actually fly the

00:36:33planes.

00:36:38Seriously, you do fly planes.

00:36:39It's been a while.

00:36:41But I do use a simulator all the time.

00:36:43Although I have to be honest, I think that they might put it on easy because I'm a boss.

00:36:48Ah, Jesus.

00:36:49Oops.

00:36:50Sorry.

00:36:50My bad.

00:36:52Here we go.

00:37:00We're flying.

00:37:02Oh, shit.

00:37:17Hello, this is your captain speaking.

00:37:20Flight time is four hours.

00:37:22A little bit longer if we weren't into any grumpy weather.

00:37:24You can stay back there.

00:37:26Oh, my goodness.

00:37:26Oh, you can join me up here.

00:37:28No, I don't want to be a district.

00:37:29You keep focusing on what it is you're doing right now, please.

00:37:32I can't hear a word you're saying.

00:37:34You can have to come put on one of these if you want to talk.

00:37:51Hi.

00:37:52Hi.

00:37:56Is that you and Captain Jack?

00:37:57Yeah, my first solo flight.

00:37:59Solo?

00:37:59I was 13 years old.

00:38:01What?

00:38:02I learned how to fly sitting right up here on his lap.

00:38:06Sometimes I think we spent more time together up here than we ever did on the ground.

00:38:11And then we realized that if we just had some rich dude right in the back, we could pay for

00:38:15gas and repairs.

00:38:16Well, from that, a whole airline.

00:38:22Amazing.

00:38:32So, how'd you get into the law?

00:38:34Um, well, I wanted to be despised by the entire planet.

00:38:38Traffic wouldn't pay enough.

00:38:46Did you say you like to do this?

00:38:49Daniel, I am an honest-to-God pilot.

00:38:51I've lived through much worse than this.

00:38:53I've been through blizzards and lightning storms and hurricanes.

00:38:56You name it.

00:39:02This isn't the same.

00:39:05Hey.

00:39:06Look at me.

00:39:08I got you.

00:39:10I will not let you fall out of the sky.

00:39:13That must be kind of near somewhere.

00:39:38Thank you, Miss Griskin.

00:39:40Call me Jackie.

00:39:44Jackie.

00:40:02Miss Griskin, as you know, my client was judged harshly and without trial by the court.

00:40:09of social media in a post featuring a...

00:40:13Sorry.

00:40:13Please.

00:40:14Featuring a video that completely misrepresented why my client urinated on the cockpit door.

00:40:29David?

00:40:30What'd you say?

00:40:31Oh.

00:40:32Doesn't matter.

00:40:34No, I didn't hear what you said.

00:40:35I wasn't reacting to what you said.

00:40:37Is that me?

00:40:38Never mind.

00:40:39Sorry.

00:40:42Want to have dinner?

00:40:43Yes.

00:40:46Yes.

00:41:07Can I get you to something to drink?

00:41:09Piña colada?

00:41:10Piña colada?

00:41:12No thanks.

00:41:13No.

00:41:13But I will have the mahi-mahi and instead of vegetables, I'll have fries.

00:41:18Please grab the steak, but instead of deep fries, I'll have the rest of us.

00:41:21That's it.

00:41:21We can just switch.

00:41:22No, we'll switch.

00:41:24The perfect couple.

00:41:25No.

00:41:26No.

00:41:26No, this is just a work dinner.

00:41:27It's a work dinner.

00:41:28But you know what?

00:41:30It's one drink.

00:41:31One drink?

00:41:32Yeah.

00:41:33Dos piña colada.

00:41:34Dos piña colada.

00:41:35I like it.

00:41:36That's fun.

00:41:38So, work.

00:41:41Beam all the lights, my darling, because tonight is all the way.

00:41:48Yes.

00:41:49Princess.

00:41:50No.

00:41:51Yes.

00:41:53No.

00:41:55I am literally the boss.

00:42:00Okay, go ahead.

00:42:04First time.

00:42:05Push it first.

00:42:07I like to beat it.

00:42:09I used to love this song.

00:42:12That is a fucking banger.

00:42:15Let's dance.

00:42:18Come on.

00:42:20Come on.

00:42:21We are all the perfect ones.

00:42:24And I like a dog.

00:42:26Come feel me.

00:42:27I'm giving one of the lights, my darling, because tonight is on the way.

00:42:32Oh, baby.

00:42:33Turn off the only drum.

00:42:35I'm gonna dance the night away.

00:42:38Keep dancing.

00:42:40I am trying my best to do the right thing.

00:42:43We're just dancing.

00:42:45I'm giving one of the lights, my darling, because tonight is on the way.

00:42:49Woo!

00:42:50Woo!

00:42:52Woo!

00:42:53Woo!

00:42:54Woo!

00:42:56Woo!

00:42:57Woo!

00:42:58Woo!

00:42:59Woo!

00:43:01Woo!

00:43:03Woo!

00:43:04Woo!

00:43:05Woo!

00:43:06Woo!

00:43:08Woo!

00:43:09Woo!

00:43:10Woo!

00:43:11Woo!

00:43:12Woo!

00:43:15Woo!

00:43:17Woo!

00:43:22I look to you and I see nothing

00:43:28I look to you to see the truth

00:43:38Fading through

00:43:41The strength you never knew

00:43:48I really love working with you

00:43:50But I would hate to put that up

00:43:52I feel the same way

00:43:59I think it's strange you never knew

00:44:15That's all right, darling

00:44:17I do feel the need to

00:44:18Mind you

00:44:20That is

00:44:20Due to your company's policy

00:44:25It is my

00:44:28The rest of my day

00:44:29Shut up

00:44:33Well, that was surprising

00:44:46I mean, you're normally so calm and gentle

00:44:49I didn't actually know what happened

00:44:51I normally just lie very still and apologize the whole time

00:44:54Yeah, right

00:44:55Well, this new thing is working for you

00:44:59Can you say something?

00:45:01Yeah

00:45:01That was exactly what I imagined it would be

00:45:04Not that I've thought about it every second and every single day at work

00:45:07No, of course not

00:45:15Anyone there?

00:45:16Coming!

00:45:18Coming, coming, coming

00:45:23Hi

00:45:23You'll have to excuse my lazy husband

00:45:26He's just getting out of bed

00:45:27No judgment

00:45:29I've walked in on everything

00:45:30Orgies

00:45:32Suicides

00:45:33Pornos

00:45:34Births

00:45:35Cockbites

00:45:36Circumcisions

00:45:36You name it

00:45:39Coffee, my angel?

00:45:40Yes

00:45:40You know how I like it

00:45:41Oh, yeah

00:45:43I gave you extra bacon strips

00:45:45They say it causes cancer

00:45:46But you only live once

00:45:47Thank you

00:45:48Okay, sure

00:45:48Get that

00:45:51Oh, my goodness

00:45:52I can retire

00:45:53Thank you

00:45:54Thank you

00:45:55Cheers

00:45:57Thank you

00:46:00You two really have something special

00:46:02I mean it

00:46:03Thank you

00:46:03Yeah

00:46:04That means enough

00:46:04Okay

00:46:10Um

00:46:14This never happened

00:46:15Yeah

00:46:16I mean

00:46:16Right

00:46:17I can't

00:46:18And you can't

00:46:19So, you know, we

00:46:22Can't do it

00:46:23Right

00:46:25And

00:46:26This can never happen

00:46:28Again

00:46:29Absolutely not

00:46:55I called my landlord

00:46:56But they said

00:46:56They can't deal with the smell

00:46:57Until they figure out where

00:46:58Good afternoon, Miss Cruz

00:47:00Afternoon, Claire

00:47:01Before I sign this contract

00:47:02I wanted you to approve it

00:47:03From a legal standpoint

00:47:04Of course

00:47:05My pleasure

00:47:12Yes, I think that works

00:47:13Upstairs

00:47:15You can breathe now, Claire

00:47:16Thank you

00:47:17Thank you

00:47:20What is going on?

00:47:21Why are you in the legal department?

00:47:22You were smiling

00:47:23Why were you smiling in the legal department?

00:47:25Sydney, you have way too much going on

00:47:26To work on every step

00:47:27I take it

00:47:28I'm sorry

00:47:28You don't want to say the enemy

00:47:29I am perfectly capable of

00:47:30Going on a flight of stairs

00:47:32Okay

00:47:39Will you please go home?

00:47:42You haven't been acting strangely

00:47:43Ever since

00:47:44The diminishing recovery

00:47:47I'm so out to you

00:47:56What's that?

00:47:58What?

00:47:59This

00:48:00That's my delicious happy food dance

00:48:02Oh, right

00:48:03Doesn't everybody dance

00:48:04When their food is delicious

00:48:05And they're happy?

00:48:06Well, they should

00:48:09I am starting to see

00:48:11Why you like eating in the cold

00:48:13Yeah

00:48:13I like to keep an eye

00:48:15On my competition

00:48:16You think?

00:48:17You know, I grew up

00:48:18Looking over at that city

00:48:19Thinking one day

00:48:20I'll be good enough

00:48:21To be one of

00:48:23Fuck them

00:48:25Manhattan couldn't handle you

00:48:28Why do I like it here?

00:48:30New Jersey

00:48:32It's the most beautiful place

00:48:33On earth

00:48:44Thank you

00:48:45Where's the restroom?

00:48:46Oh, first door on the right

00:48:46Just be a second

00:48:52Left!

00:48:53I meant left

00:48:57Holy shit

00:48:57Okay

00:48:58Don't just forget about that

00:48:59It's nothing

00:49:00No, excuse me

00:49:00I would love to see

00:49:01It's okay

00:49:04What the actual fuck?

00:49:07It's a joke

00:49:08It's all a joke

00:49:10It's like British stuff

00:49:11You know, because my father

00:49:12Was stationed there

00:49:13When I was a kid

00:49:13And I go there all the time

00:49:14And each time, you know

00:49:15I just pick up a little something

00:49:16From the airport

00:49:18And after a while

00:49:19I just had all this

00:49:20British stuff laying around

00:49:22And Sidney was like

00:49:23You should have a room

00:49:25Of British stuff

00:49:26So I made one

00:49:28As a joke

00:49:29And you cannot sit there

00:49:30I'm sorry

00:49:31That's just for royalty

00:49:32My apologies

00:49:32And then every, you know

00:49:34Birthday and Christmas

00:49:35Sidney would buy me

00:49:36More British stuff

00:49:37Only because it was

00:49:39So funny

00:49:40To have a British room

00:49:42As a joke

00:49:43So

00:49:46You have a thing

00:49:47For British guys

00:49:50I'm your

00:49:51Kink

00:49:52Absolutely not

00:49:53It's a fun thing

00:49:55It's like

00:49:55It's

00:49:56It's nothing

00:49:57It's

00:49:58Not a thing

00:49:59It's

00:49:59It's no thing

00:50:01It's

00:50:01The opposite of us

00:50:03See

00:50:03Hmm

00:50:22It's

00:50:24It's

00:50:34It's

00:50:35It's okay

00:50:37I have a fetish

00:50:38For powerful women

00:50:39With perfect bumps

00:50:43So

00:50:44You know how this works

00:50:45Right?

00:50:46Go on

00:50:48You have to stand

00:50:49At attention

00:50:51And you cannot move

00:50:53No matter what I do

00:51:06You have to stand

00:51:07You have to protect

00:51:08The queen

00:51:22Keep the hat on

00:51:24As you wish

00:51:25As you wish

00:51:29Do you believe in me

00:51:30In Carnation?

00:51:31I wish

00:51:32And I must have done

00:51:33Something pretty incredible

00:51:34In my last life

00:51:35To end up here with you

00:51:37Like I must have been

00:51:39Candy

00:51:39Or something

00:51:40I do worry

00:51:42That means

00:51:43I have to come back

00:51:43As a worm

00:51:44In my next life

00:51:44Just to be

00:51:45As things happen

00:51:47What about you?

00:51:48I want to come back

00:51:49As a cat

00:51:50You know

00:51:51Just like

00:51:51Laying around all day

00:51:53Try to find a sunny spot

00:51:54Being all cold

00:51:55And mean to my owners

00:51:56When they're feeling needy

00:51:59You'd make a great cat

00:52:00Yes

00:52:01Absolutely

00:52:02You'd make a very sexy woman

00:52:04Thank you

00:52:07Do you believe in magic?

00:52:10Yeah

00:52:10Gandalf?

00:52:11No

00:52:11Like magic

00:52:12Like

00:52:13Destiny

00:52:14That kind of thing

00:52:16Honestly

00:52:16Since I first walked into your office

00:52:18I believe in everything

00:52:20What about you?

00:52:22I believe you're trying to make your way

00:52:24Back into this bed one day

00:52:26Does it work?

00:52:28Like magic

00:52:35Do you believe in true love?

00:52:38Not until very recently

00:52:45So I guess we're doing this

00:52:49Absolutely

00:52:54Okay

00:52:54But

00:52:55No for there

00:52:56At the office

00:52:56Never at the office

00:53:00I mean

00:53:01If we got good

00:53:02We could destroy everything I built

00:53:05The lights were

00:53:06And it would be so tacky

00:53:10Observe me, Jackie

00:53:14Good day, Jackie

00:53:15Miss Cruz

00:53:16Jackie's fine

00:53:17Everybody calls me Jackie

00:53:18Bye, guys

00:53:19Bye, Jackie

00:53:21Bye, Jackie

00:53:22Bye, Jackie

00:53:23I've never called her Jackie before

00:53:25She is not a Jackie

00:53:35I'm very difficult to talk

00:53:36It's been my turn to take you for dinner

00:53:39People I million know

00:53:40They're on for decades

00:53:41And you've learned a few nice spots

00:53:44Oh my god

00:53:44I have so much sand in my butt

00:53:47You turn me over

00:53:47You could tell time

00:53:49Go straight

00:53:51Oh, thank you

00:53:52No, I mean

00:53:54At work

00:53:55They're terrified of you

00:53:57They tell no stories about you

00:54:00Why don't you let them see you

00:54:01The real you

00:54:02Sandy Bermanor

00:54:05I did once

00:54:06And I married him

00:54:09And then he preferred to see his secretary

00:54:12And the whole office knew

00:54:13And that sucked

00:54:14I was just

00:54:16I guess I went into my shell

00:54:17And I stayed there

00:54:21What about you

00:54:22Never married

00:54:24No

00:54:26Why's the catch like

00:54:27You've never settled down

00:54:31Nothing's your best

00:54:34They use him

00:54:36So, where to now

00:54:37We have the whole weekend

00:54:38We can go to Puerto Rico

00:54:39Miami

00:54:41But you can keep your mask

00:54:42Now you can fly us in

00:54:42And out of Cuba

00:54:46Shit

00:54:46I can't

00:54:47I have something tomorrow morning

00:54:49What?

00:54:51Just, um

00:54:52Personal stuff

00:54:54Oh

00:54:57I can come over tomorrow afternoon

00:54:58We can go anywhere in the world

00:54:59I just

00:55:00Have to go back tonight

00:55:02Right

00:55:04Everything okay?

00:55:05Yeah

00:55:06Is there something I have to do?

00:55:09Something personal?

00:55:11Right

00:55:13I won't ask any more about it

00:55:14I appreciate that

00:55:16I think

00:55:24You're welcome

00:55:25What am I aqui?

00:55:44I think I'm gonna go here

00:55:49You shagged out, didn't you?

00:55:51We've been at it non-stop, my do-cats.

00:55:54My man.

00:56:06Oh.

00:56:16Can I help you?

00:56:18Sure can.

00:56:20How are you today?

00:56:22Stan?

00:56:23You know my name?

00:56:25Of course.

00:56:26Yeah, uh, Daniel told me to ask for Stan.

00:56:30You know Daniel.

00:56:31I know Daniel.

00:56:33Well, I'm here to do exactly what Daniel was here to do.

00:56:36You're here to see his sister?

00:56:37His sister?

00:56:39Yes.

00:56:39You're not on the list.

00:56:40You've got to be on the list to see a prisoner.

00:56:42Right.

00:56:42No problem.

00:56:43I'll get going.

00:56:44Thank you so much.

00:56:45Can you open the door?

00:56:47Nah, don't even sweat it.

00:56:48If you know Daniel, I'm sure it's okay.

00:56:49No, it's okay.

00:56:49I don't want to get anybody in trouble.

00:56:50Just press a little bite.

00:56:51Just press a little bite.

00:56:52We're good.

00:56:53Just sit right here.

00:56:55Okay.

00:57:07Jackie Cruz.

00:57:09Yeah, how did you know?

00:57:10She just know things.

00:57:11My brother didn't tell you where he was seeking off to this morning, so you followed him.

00:57:15Your fucking mentor.

00:57:18I love it.

00:57:19Thank you, sleep.

00:57:20John.

00:57:21Go for it for two.

00:57:21No, Eddie.

00:57:22I tell you what to do.

00:57:28Oh, and I got arrested.

00:57:29He dropped everything.

00:57:30Gave up his huge job.

00:57:31Moved out of here.

00:57:32I'd be on death row if it wasn't for him.

00:57:34Death row?

00:57:35Wow.

00:57:36I dropped the guy's head off with a machete.

00:57:38Oh.

00:57:39Jesus.

00:57:40I can't help.

00:57:42Why?

00:57:43That's him either, cunt.

00:57:45Sorry, cunt's no bad word where I'm from.

00:57:46Oh, yeah.

00:57:47He keeps telling me.

00:57:47Well, the point is, that's how good a lawyer my brother is.

00:57:50Instead of getting the electric chair, I might feel with these posh birds absolutely cleaning up.

00:57:56So, it's nice.

00:57:57He's a good boy.

00:57:58Yeah.

00:58:01You're treating right, you get me?

00:58:05Yes.

00:58:06Of course.

00:58:07Cross my heart and hope to die.

00:58:10I don't want to die.

00:58:12Well, cheers for that.

00:58:13Cheers.

00:58:14Cheers.

00:58:19Oh, God.

00:58:20What the hell are you doing?

00:58:23You were being so weird and so vague that I just let my imagination run wild.

00:58:28So, you followed me?

00:58:29I'm sorry.

00:58:30That's insane.

00:58:32Lizzie understood?

00:58:33Lizzie's insane.

00:58:34You encouraged me.

00:58:35Greatly encouraged me to be more open and vulnerable.

00:58:38How can you do that when you're hiding things from me?

00:58:40There is a vast difference between hiding things and being private.

00:58:43I am a private person.

00:58:44Hey, I'm private.

00:58:46But you and I stopped being private the minute that you came in my hair.

00:58:49That was a mistake and I apologize.

00:58:50You lied to me.

00:58:51Repeatedly.

00:58:53God, I hate being lied to.

00:58:55It's like when someone doesn't have the balls to tell you that they've fallen in love with someone else.

00:58:59They lie to you.

00:58:59They tell you everything's fine.

00:59:00And it's not until years later that you realize that when you surprised him on that work trip that the

00:59:04reason that he didn't fuck is not because he was sick.

00:59:06It was because it was a woman under the bed or in the closet or in the bathroom.

00:59:10I don't know where she was, but she was there when I knocked on the door wearing nothing but knee

00:59:14-high boots and a raincoat like an absolute fucking jackass.

00:59:18Jesus.

00:59:19Always tell me the truth.

00:59:20I didn't lie to you.

00:59:23You lied by omission.

00:59:25Okay?

00:59:25You were being shady.

00:59:26You spied on me.

00:59:27That is the shadiest shit.

00:59:30You know what?

00:59:32I gotta go.

00:59:33Jackie, come on.

00:59:35Jackie!

00:59:40We're doing great.

00:59:41Things couldn't be better.

00:59:43And I'm truly excited about our future together.

00:59:46A profitable future that may sound like a dream, but I assure you is much closer to being a reality.

01:00:01Courtney Armour, Wall Street Journal.

01:00:03Ms. Cruz, a lot of shareholders have valid concerns about how the pending lawsuit from Falcon Airlines will affect this

01:00:08profitable future.

01:00:10Our chief legal officer can best comment on that.

01:00:15Oh, yes.

01:00:17Absolutely, I can.

01:00:20This lawsuit is beyond frivolous and frankly offensive.

01:00:25And I have zero doubt we will prevail.

01:00:32Falcon Airlines seems to think that Ms. Cruz obtained the gates in Dallas through an improper relationship.

01:00:36See, that's ridiculous.

01:00:38I understand the difference between my professional life and my personal life.

01:00:41And I would never cross that line.

01:00:43I would never sleep with a colleague.

01:00:45I would never sleep with an employee.

01:00:47And I would never sleep with my lawyer.

01:00:51Exactly.

01:00:53She is a woman of integrity.

01:01:00What the fuck just happened?

01:01:02I don't know.

01:01:03I'm freaked out.

01:01:04Is that insane?

01:01:05Yes, it's pretty insane.

01:01:06Jesus Christ, we are fucked.

01:01:07We are fucking fucked.

01:01:08Hey, what's up?

01:01:10Um, are you good?

01:01:11Super good.

01:01:12You guys, that was amazing.

01:01:14Oh, thank you.

01:01:15It was nothing.

01:01:15Incredible.

01:01:16Extraordinary.

01:01:17So good.

01:01:18We're going to just go over this one little legal thing.

01:01:20Yeah.

01:01:21Sure, yeah.

01:01:25Well, that's it.

01:01:27That's it.

01:01:28What's it?

01:01:29And we can't be together.

01:01:31I mean, we couldn't be together before, but now, if somebody found out now...

01:01:35Right.

01:01:36Now, of course, you're right.

01:01:37That's his...

01:01:37Attraction is probably just for our minds, you know.

01:01:40The excitement of, like, sneaking around.

01:01:42That stuff wears off.

01:01:44Um, we're not worth your company.

01:01:49Right.

01:01:51Right.

01:01:55I mean, you don't tell me shit.

01:01:56I don't know anything about you, who you are, what you want.

01:01:59What am I supposed to want?

01:02:00It's such an American thing to ask.

01:02:02I don't want.

01:02:03I survive.

01:02:06I carry on.

01:02:11I want to get my sister back home.

01:02:14And I want to try to get her help.

01:02:19And I want to do a good job at work.

01:02:22What else am I supposed to want?

01:02:28Nothing.

01:02:30Sounds like you're all set.

01:02:34So, we agree.

01:02:39We're done.

01:02:42Moving forward, um, I hope we can continue to work together without Amir.

01:02:47You'll have no issues with me.

01:02:50Like we never happened.

01:03:10Uh, they said it would take a couple of weeks.

01:03:12I told them to get it done in one.

01:03:14Okay, let's get this over with.

01:03:15It's not the sexiest topic, but brand positioning and marketing.

01:03:17Thank you for joining us, Mr. Blanchfauer.

01:03:19So sorry.

01:03:21Falcon Airlines filed an injunction to freeze the gates in Dallas until after the trial.

01:03:24We're up in 31 days.

01:03:25We've sold tickets, hired staff.

01:03:27I just bought 40 planes.

01:03:28This was bankrupt us.

01:03:28You have to put a stop to it immediately.

01:03:30I already did.

01:03:31I filed an opposition and the judge denied the motion.

01:03:33That's why I was...

01:03:35Oh, one minute late.

01:03:39Well done, Mr. Blanchfauer.

01:03:41Just doing my job, Miss Cruz.

01:03:48Thank you, Claire.

01:03:51Any plans for tonight?

01:03:55It's okay.

01:03:56I did ask.

01:03:58I'm going to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend, Kenny.

01:04:02She was really worried I wouldn't like him, but he was really nice.

01:04:04I think he's good for her.

01:04:05I'm glad to hear it.

01:04:09I love being in each other's lives.

01:04:12Good night, Claire.

01:04:21When did you and Jackie stop fucking?

01:04:24Excuse me?

01:04:25Anyone can hide being in love, but nobody...

01:04:27Nobody can hide being in a fight.

01:04:29Well done, Mr. Blanchfauer.

01:04:30Well, just doing my job, Miss Cruz.

01:04:32I am struggling to follow this, Sydney.

01:04:34Do you have any idea how hard it's been for Jackie to run this company?

01:04:36How much she's sacrificed?

01:04:37Of course I do.

01:04:38You know nothing.

01:04:38Jackie made all of this happen because nobody works harder than her.

01:04:41Except...

01:04:41God, what is that one girl's name?

01:04:42Oh, yeah.

01:04:43Me.

01:04:43And you are not going to be the reason that all of that hard work and dedication...

01:04:49Shit.

01:04:51I'm on a rug.

01:04:52Oh.

01:04:53Hold on.

01:04:54Let me call the number...

01:04:56What's the number for a letter to you?

01:04:57Get up.

01:04:58Get down.

01:04:59What the fuck are you doing?

01:05:00There's a joke in your town.

01:05:01What is a joke?

01:05:01What is a joke in your...

01:05:02911!

01:05:03Yes.

01:05:04911 is a joke in your...

01:05:05Yes.

01:05:06There is a lady in Labour.

01:05:08Air Cruise Headquarters.

01:05:09Yes.

01:05:10Please take a seat.

01:05:11No, no.

01:05:11It's happening now.

01:05:12It's happening now.

01:05:13It's happening now.

01:05:17Can you see how you're coming?

01:05:19Wow.

01:05:19Okay.

01:05:20There is a huge bulge.

01:05:22I fear we need to remove your underpants.

01:05:24Take them off!

01:05:25I will, but I won't look.

01:05:27Sorry, I haven't...

01:05:29For the bin.

01:05:30What the fuck?

01:05:33Right.

01:05:36I think I have to look now.

01:05:37Do I have your consent to look?

01:05:38Stop being so fucking British!

01:05:40Okay, then.

01:05:40Well, now I'm going to be looking.

01:05:42Are you ready?

01:05:42I'm looking now.

01:05:43Oh, dear.

01:05:44The hat is there.

01:05:45I'm looking at her head.

01:05:47That's way more hair than I was expecting on the baby.

01:05:49Sydney, I think it's just one push.

01:05:51Come and look at this bed.

01:05:52Oh, my God.

01:05:53Look at this bed.

01:05:53Oh, my God.

01:05:54It's so hairy.

01:05:55The baby.

01:05:55It looks like it's just...

01:05:57A big push.

01:05:57One push.

01:05:58One big push.

01:05:59We're here with you.

01:06:00It's okay.

01:06:01You can do this, Sydney.

01:06:02Ready?

01:06:03Oh, God.

01:06:04Are you two in love with each other?

01:06:06What?

01:06:07Sydney!

01:06:07Sydney, our relationship is completely professional.

01:06:09Something happened to the Dominican Republic.

01:06:12Nothing happened.

01:06:13Oh, my God.

01:06:13I mean, please push.

01:06:14I will not push until you confess.

01:06:16Okay, Sydney.

01:06:17I love you, and I support you.

01:06:18But right now, you sure the fuck I can't push?

01:06:21Oh, my God.

01:06:22Until you admit it.

01:06:24It's right.

01:06:25We have sex.

01:06:26Imagine.

01:06:26We fucked our brains out.

01:06:28I knew it.

01:06:29I knew it.

01:06:31Oh, my God.

01:06:34Oh, my God.

01:06:35Oh, my God.

01:06:36Oh, my God.

01:06:37Oh, my God.

01:06:38Oh, my God.

01:06:55You can stop looking now.

01:06:57Absolutely, yes.

01:06:58I'd love to, Ashley.

01:06:59Thank you very much.

01:07:02Hang on.

01:07:03So, Sydney just waltzed in on you and Daniel and gave birth?

01:07:06Oh, no.

01:07:07Well, Daniel was in there alone, and then I came in there after, separately.

01:07:10I swear, I have never seen any.

01:07:13Oh, God.

01:07:15Oh.

01:07:16Morning.

01:07:17Good morning.

01:07:17Sydney.

01:07:18Yeah?

01:07:18No.

01:07:19Oh, come on.

01:07:20Women all over the world go right back to work the day after they gave birth.

01:07:24Yes, but they shouldn't.

01:07:25No, I'm fine.

01:07:26Oh, my God.

01:07:27Can I force you to go home?

01:07:29No, you can't.

01:07:29Actually, I could sue you.

01:07:30It's a legal matter.

01:07:31You know who we should ask?

01:07:32Daniel.

01:07:32Oh, Daniel.

01:07:34Oh, Daniel, Mr. Weston.

01:07:37Girl, mom.

01:07:42You wanted to see me?

01:07:43No.

01:07:44Oh!

01:07:45What are you doing here?

01:07:46You thought this was a booty call?

01:07:47What?

01:07:47No, we broke up.

01:07:49You gave birth yesterday.

01:07:51Oh, thank you a lot.

01:07:52Oh, okay.

01:07:52We just did a whole thing.

01:07:53Great.

01:07:54She's staying.

01:07:54I do need to talk to both of you, though.

01:07:57Professionally.

01:07:57Of course.

01:07:58Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:08:02William Budden from Falcon Airlines has asked to meet with me at dinner.

01:08:08Any ideas why?

01:08:09I'll go.

01:08:10I think he's throwing in the towel, right?

01:08:11People hate bullies, and maybe it's, you know, this whole lawsuit is making Falcon Airlines

01:08:16look like Regina George on Pink Day.

01:08:22From Mean Girls.

01:08:24The movie Mean Girls, the film with, um, what's her name?

01:08:26Oh, no, that's not.

01:08:27Don't look at that.

01:08:27Sidney, would you please go home?

01:08:28No, no, I just need to pump Daniel.

01:08:29What do you think?

01:08:30I think you should go home to your child.

01:08:31Oh, I'm not going to.

01:08:31So, what do you think about the Falcon Airlines thing?

01:08:33I agree with Sidney.

01:08:34I expect he wants to withdraw the lawsuit whilst also making an offer to buy the airline.

01:08:40I mean, that is what they do.

01:08:44You should prepare yourself.

01:08:46It will be a good offer.

01:08:48You could live the rest of your life doing whatever you want, wherever you want, with

01:08:55whoever you want.

01:09:00Okay, that's it.

01:09:00I'm taking your home.

01:09:01That's fine.

01:09:02That's it.

01:09:03Baby needs it.

01:09:04It's fine.

01:09:04Everything's fine.

01:09:12Thank you for joining me, Miss Cruz.

01:09:14It's my pleasure, Bill.

01:09:16What's up?

01:09:17Yes.

01:09:17Let's get right to it.

01:09:18I want you to release those gates back to DFW.

01:09:21Who will then give them to me?

01:09:24Never going to happen, Bill.

01:09:26This silly lawsuit is not going to work.

01:09:29Yes, Charles Johnson and I had dinner and coffee the next morning.

01:09:31And all I did was tell him that I'd get more flights in and out of his airport, more people

01:09:35in and out of his bars and restaurants.

01:09:37I didn't bribe him.

01:09:38I didn't sleep with him.

01:09:38All I did was tell him the truth.

01:09:41Where's a better airline?

01:09:43You're right about the lawsuit.

01:09:45It won't work.

01:09:47I knew that.

01:09:49That's why I had a backup plan.

01:09:56You recognize my private investigator, Julie Schatz?

01:09:59She's been following you for months to get something I could use against you.

01:10:01And boy, oh boy, did she.

01:10:03I'm sorry, but it's the only thing I'm good at.

01:10:05Believe me, if I could tap dance, we wouldn't be here right now.

01:10:07But you two really look good together.

01:10:09That was not a lie.

01:10:12It's a good one, Julie Schatz.

01:10:14It saved me a fortune on my divorce.

01:10:16It says.

01:10:17Ah, I'll have the, um, my column 30.

01:10:22I'm celebrating.

01:10:23All right.

01:10:24And for you?

01:10:28He'll release the pictures, which will get me fired for sleeping with an employee.

01:10:32Unless I release the gates, which will get me fired for being a shitty CEO.

01:10:35Am I missing a non-shitty option?

01:10:37Oh, sorry, Jackie.

01:10:39I, I, I don't see a scenario where you keep your job here.

01:10:42Oh, 6-11.

01:10:45Manna from heaven.

01:10:466-11.

01:10:47This is the best breakfast burrito I've ever had.

01:10:50It's because there's love in that burrito.

01:10:52This, this is my true calling.

01:10:546-12.

01:10:55Hit him now.

01:10:566-12.

01:10:57I can't believe that Peter Manza's running a food truck.

01:10:59Nah, I just work here.

01:11:01I live in service now.

01:11:02I gave Enrique his truck back.

01:11:03He taught me how to cook, how to chew my food properly.

01:11:07Gracias, Enrique.

01:11:08He's the best.

01:11:12You know, you were the one I always ran to when I needed advice.

01:11:15Got any now?

01:11:17You just gotta figure out what's most important to you.

01:11:21There's a voice inside you, Jackie.

01:11:24Took me 40 years to hear mine.

01:11:28All you gotta do is listen.

01:11:35A fucking burrito ever!

01:11:37You got that right.

01:11:396-13.

01:11:40Lean and lean.

01:11:42Vaya con Dios.

01:11:46Okay, the equipment is just sitting there for the taking.

01:11:48At that price, someone else is gonna grab it.

01:11:49Oh, oh, gordito, sona.

01:11:51Here, here.

01:11:52Thank you, Captain Jack.

01:11:54Okay.

01:11:55Okay, Daddy.

01:11:56We'll wait.

01:11:56Good girl.

01:12:01Do you have a second?

01:12:02Of course.

01:12:03Come in.

01:12:07My, uh...

01:12:08My letter of resignation.

01:12:10Whenever you do, you're gonna need someone to represent you,

01:12:12and after those pictures, it obviously can't be me.

01:12:17Back to London?

01:12:18Manhattan.

01:12:20Big firm, reputable, probably absolutely teeming with dickheads.

01:12:25Good luck.

01:12:26I wish you the best.

01:12:30And please tell Lizzie that it was your fault that we were good.

01:12:33Already done.

01:12:33You're good.

01:12:34Thanks.

01:12:36Thank you, Jackie.

01:12:38It has been a pleasure.

01:12:42All the time.

01:12:47Before I go, there is one thing.

01:12:54You are an exceptional CEO.

01:12:59Which is why I cannot understand why you will let one man tell you what to do.

01:13:04He's got pictures, Daniel.

01:13:06I'm not talking about that prick.

01:13:07I'm talking about your dad.

01:13:09What?

01:13:09Come on, Jackie.

01:13:10Next to you, he's nothing.

01:13:11He's a joke.

01:13:12He's a fucking mascot.

01:13:13That's my father that you're talking about.

01:13:15I know.

01:13:15And it's bullshit.

01:13:16You let him push you around.

01:13:17Nobody pushes me around.

01:13:18Come on, Jackie.

01:13:18It's the only thing standing in the way to...

01:13:19No, we're done here.

01:13:22God, I knew you would leave.

01:13:24Good luck in Manhattan.

01:13:26Good luck in Manhattan.

01:13:29Good luck in Manhattan.

01:14:05Come back.

01:14:08What happened?

01:14:10Let's see.

01:14:15You've been cleaning up my messes since you were old enough to push a broom.

01:14:18Since Mum left and Dad took it out on us.

01:14:21For once in your tight-ass life, look after yourself.

01:14:24What do you want?

01:14:25I've gone.

01:14:28I think I've fucked up my whole life.

01:14:32I'm not sure I can do anything now.

01:14:35You've made huge sacrifices for me and this company.

01:14:40And I am so grateful.

01:14:44Okay, am I about to get fired?

01:14:46No.

01:14:49I'm resigned.

01:14:52This place gives you a lot of time to think.

01:14:55I've spent many nights going over and over what I did to put me in here.

01:15:00And if I could erase it and do it again, I would have cut his fucking head off.

01:15:08Is it?

01:15:08It still makes me happy when I think about it.

01:15:11So whatever you decide, make sure you can live with it locked up in a box for the rest of

01:15:15your life, yeah?

01:15:15Come back.

01:15:22Come back.

01:15:35Come back.

01:15:43Sidney Bloom is here to see you.

01:15:45She brought a baby.

01:15:48Sidney, what a pleasant surprise.

01:15:50You may have just fell asleep. We have to fight quietly.

01:15:51You chicken shit. Milk toast, piece of crap.

01:15:54You're going to make Jackie do this alone?

01:15:55What is your fucking fault she's doing?

01:15:57Sidney, you're not looking pregnant, so I don't have to put up with your shit anymore.

01:16:00Trust me, sir. You have no pica to see my shit.

01:16:04I'm going to toast her with your mayonnaise ice cream face.

01:16:06What are we talking about? Faces? I have a very long list of things I would like to say about

01:16:09your face, but I won't do it.

01:16:10I've got the marble. Perfect. The shelf life. You're on steroids.

01:16:13And the dick to come about you in a porn wig.

01:16:15Sidney, for the love of God, would you please tell me what it is you're actually referring to?

01:16:19Yes.

01:16:24Right?

01:16:24Yeah.

01:16:27How's the baby?

01:16:28Incredible.

01:16:30Resigning for personal reasons.

01:16:32Oh shit, Godita.

01:16:35You sure?

01:16:36Huh?

01:16:38Then you can't use those stupid pictures.

01:16:41Air cruise keeps the gates, keeps growing.

01:16:43I realize that that's what's most important to me.

01:16:47Company.

01:16:48I've worked too hard to just let it all fall apart.

01:16:52So I'll resign.

01:16:56Trust me, the board will be thrilled.

01:16:58Fuck the board.

01:16:59Don't do that, okay?

01:17:02You love this.

01:17:03This is great for you.

01:17:04You get to swoop in and save the day and take over until they find a replacement for me.

01:17:08Why are you being like this?

01:17:09You know the only thing I will not miss from my job?

01:17:12Is standing in front of the board with that frozen smile while you belittle me.

01:17:15If they see me kicking your ass, then they don't have to do it.

01:17:17Okay, that's some bullshit.

01:17:18How about nobody kicks my ass?

01:17:20How about nobody calls me fucking gonna do that at work?

01:17:23It's a term of affection.

01:17:24And it keeps from thinking I'm the same little girl sitting on your lap while you do the actual fight.

01:17:29And we both know who did what, Dad.

01:17:31Hold yourself right there, lady.

01:17:33Wait.

01:17:35Let's get one thing straight.

01:17:36I started this.

01:17:38This is my airline.

01:17:40And you were going bankrupt.

01:17:42Or you were thinking about taking on crop-dusting jobs.

01:17:45I said, go bigger.

01:17:46I went out and got the money to get more planes.

01:17:48I pushed to go commercial.

01:17:51Why is it so hard for you to acknowledge what I did?

01:17:53Come on.

01:17:54I've always said that you're a great CEO.

01:17:56How did I always said that?

01:17:59Not once.

01:18:13At the top of the hour, Air Cruise CEO, Jack McRuze, will be making an announcement, and investors are watching

01:18:19closely.

01:18:19The company declined to comment ahead of time, but expectations are high that this could signal a meaningful change for

01:18:25the airline.

01:18:25Stay tuned for that.

01:18:26When she's done, do me a favor, will you?

01:18:28Remind me of such some flowers.

01:18:30To myself.

01:18:33I don't expect much pushback.

01:18:35Because, quite frankly, they can't afford it.

01:18:39I see our good friends at Sandlake's Pharmaceuticals are being sued again.

01:18:43I think this is one for you, Mr. Blanche Flower.

01:18:48Mr. Blanche Flower.

01:18:50Jesus, it's like talking to my own kids.

01:18:52Daniel.

01:18:56I'm sorry, sir.

01:18:57I think you need to get someone else.

01:19:00I'm very grateful for the job you gave me, but I...

01:19:07Quit.

01:19:09Excuse me?

01:19:10You can't just up and quit.

01:19:11Please forgive me, but I have 45 minutes to get to New Jersey to stop the woman I love from

01:19:15making a terrible mistake.

01:19:16Good luck to family, the Philly Dollar Pharmaceutical Company.

01:19:22Pick up.

01:19:23Pick up, pick up, pick up.

01:19:25Come on, Blanche Powder, pick up.

01:19:32Yes, I will give a message.

01:19:34And the message is this.

01:19:35I always thought you were a gunless bitch, but I secretly hoped you weren't.

01:19:38Hold, please.

01:19:38Jackie, is there anything that I can say to convince you not to go through with this?

01:19:42Let's just get this over.

01:19:43I can pull a fire alarm after I set fire to the building.

01:19:46Wish me luck.

01:19:49If you are not here in 30 seconds, I will crush your skull with my bare hands and then shove

01:19:54it right up your guns!

01:19:57You're wrong about your guns!

01:19:59The bad kind!

01:20:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:20:19Here it comes.

01:20:21Shant, turn it up.

01:20:22Turn it up!

01:20:23Good morning.

01:20:26I want to welcome our colleagues and our guests, and thank you all for taking the time to be here

01:20:32today.

01:20:38I know most of you are expecting me to announce our expansion into Dallas-Fort Worth.

01:20:45But that's not what I'm here to do.

01:20:47Jackie!

01:20:53I'm not fucking done.

01:20:59Oh, what I'm here to tell you is that I've made a decision.

01:21:04And I am stepping down.

01:21:06I am so sorry I'm late.

01:21:07The hollow tunnel was bumper to bumper.

01:21:09It's insane to me that that's how you lot get around.

01:21:11Two lanes?

01:21:12If one bad thing happens, two cities shut down.

01:21:14Mr. Blanchflower, we are in the middle of a press conference here.

01:21:18Miss Cruz, I needed to tell you something before you did this.

01:21:21Could we, could we please take a moment outside?

01:21:24You have everybody's attention.

01:21:27If you have something to say, just say it.

01:21:31But it's private.

01:21:38Well, then it's going to have to wait.

01:21:42Please excuse the interruption.

01:21:44As I was saying, I have made the decision, and I am stepping down.

01:21:50Miss Cruz and I clapped together!

01:21:51What the fuck?

01:21:54There, I said it.

01:21:56Now everyone knows.

01:21:58And he can't do anything with those stupid pictures, in which you look really beautiful.

01:22:02No, no, no, no.

01:22:03Miss Cruz and I violated this company's zero-tolerance policy on inter-office relationships.

01:22:09But our relationship wasn't inappropriate.

01:22:12It was appropriate and magical.

01:22:19We did try to be professional.

01:22:21We really did, but I got a boner in her office just talking to her.

01:22:27Okay, Daniel, that actually was private.

01:22:29Some things are private.

01:22:30I'm sorry, this is all near to me.

01:22:31I don't know where the line is.

01:22:31Well, I do now.

01:22:32Boner is too far.

01:22:32Yes, anything below the way is too far.

01:22:35Understood.

01:22:37Jackie.

01:22:38My God, it's hot in here.

01:22:40It was freezing outside, and it's boiling in here.

01:22:44Let's fight him, Jackie.

01:22:46That's what I would have said to you 15 minutes ago if the Hull and Tunnel had more than two

01:22:50fucking legs.

01:22:50It's honestly the maddest thing I've ever seen.

01:22:52You should have taken the bridge.

01:22:55You're right.

01:22:56You're always right.

01:22:57You're undefeated.

01:23:00Don't quit, Jackie.

01:23:02You're too bloody good at this.

01:23:05The Brit's right.

01:23:07He's finally talking sense.

01:23:10She's the brains behind this operation.

01:23:12Always has been.

01:23:14And if she goes, I go.

01:23:17They knock me out.

01:23:19This screws.

01:23:27Took me 30 years.

01:23:31And a very polite British lawyer to finally stand up to that man.

01:23:36Thank you, Daddy.

01:23:37You're welcome, baby.

01:23:39Oh, God, that was meant for him.

01:23:40I'm so sorry.

01:23:41Of course it wasn't.

01:23:41My policy step, do forgive me.

01:23:46Jackie.

01:23:48You once told me to always tell you the truth.

01:23:52So here's the truth.

01:23:57I love you.

01:24:01I do.

01:24:01I love this woman.

01:24:04I love you.

01:24:06And I want to work with you.

01:24:08And I want to spend the rest of our lives together for all the days we have left until we

01:24:11die and come back as a worm and a cat.

01:24:17Press conference.

01:24:19We're currently at a press conference.

01:24:21Right.

01:24:27No.

01:24:30I'm not stepping down.

01:24:34It's my name on the side of that plane in a graphic I designed in crayons sitting on the floor

01:24:39of my dad's office when I was 12 years old.

01:24:42And I'll tell you something else.

01:24:45Daniel isn't the only relationship that I've had at work.

01:24:50I've had relationships with all my employees.

01:24:55And my family.

01:24:57And from now on, I'm going to make sure that you guys all know how much you mean to me.

01:25:03Because I'm not going anywhere.

01:25:07I am standing here to proudly announce that we are expanding into Dallas-Fort Worth.

01:25:13And anyone who wants to fight me on that is going to need a hell of a lawyer.

01:25:16Because I've got the best one in New Jersey.

01:25:20Which means I have the best one in the world.

01:25:34You know, I can still lose my job, my company, and everything I've worked for.

01:25:45I'm more pitiful than this guy.

01:26:03I need a love, Lord, to leave my mind.

01:26:08I need to find, find someone to call mine.

01:26:11I'm not mistaken.

01:26:13So I got your memo about inter-office relationships.

01:26:16It states that they are permitted as long as they are declared right there.

01:26:20Yeah. So, um, you know the guy who looks like a hot elf who works in the mailroom, Marcus?

01:26:24I've been fucking him for about a year and a half.

01:26:26And he's the father of this child.

01:26:29Breathe, breathe, George.

01:26:30And he's also the creator of many, many, many, many orgasms.

01:26:35So, just wanted to keep you in the loop.

01:26:37Yeah, I can't.

01:26:39So, Heather and I have started seeing each other.

01:26:43It's just wonderful.

01:26:44Um, we actually, um, finally went all the way last night.

01:26:47I don't need the detail.

01:26:48No, I don't mind.

01:26:48Um, so she started by kissing me on my down there.

01:26:51And then started working in circles, which, um, turns out circles are my favorite shape.

01:26:58Quick heads up.

01:26:59Someone broke into my office and downloaded pornography onto my laptop.

01:27:03And desktop.

01:27:05And phone.

01:27:06Peter Vance and I made love at the office Christmas party.

01:27:09Everyone knows, Rachel.

01:27:10We all heard you screaming.

01:27:11Maybe.

01:27:12That was him.

01:27:13Ooh, awesome.

01:27:14Gary and I need to disclose that we are in a consensual, intimate relationship.

01:27:18Okay.

01:27:19So, what is Luke doing here?

01:27:20I watch.

01:27:22We couldn't do without him.

01:27:24Ah, let me take a wild guess.

01:27:25You're here to tell me that you two are fucking.

01:27:28George, we're here to tell you that we keep duplicating our workload.

01:27:30And we wanted help clarifying our job description so that we could avoid the individual.

01:27:34I'm sorry.

01:27:35I'm sorry.

01:27:36And we're fucking.

01:27:38There it is.

01:27:41Is it okay to send somebody a dick pic if it's not your dick and it's a drawing?

01:27:45I would like to work here.

01:27:47This is my resume and, um, some naked pictures of me.

01:27:52Get the fuck out of my office.

01:27:54I just want to let you know that I have not done anything with anyone.

01:27:58But I'm up for it.

01:27:59Can you write that down?

01:28:00I am up for it.

01:28:02You are up for it because that's what this says.

01:28:03And I'm going to have to ask you to take these down.

01:28:05Oh, I sucked off Dave.

01:28:07So did I.

01:28:08Dave went down on me.

01:28:09And you wonder why I'm so tired.

01:28:14But everyone here should get tested.

01:28:16Oh, Miss Cruz, Mr. Blanchflower, what can I do for you?

01:28:18You want me to make it okay for people to freely take a shit and throw at each other in

01:28:21the break room?

01:28:22No, George.

01:28:23We just wanted to drop by and, as per your policy, officially declare that.

01:28:27What did I do?

01:28:29No.

01:28:30You're invited.

01:28:31Everyone's invited.

01:28:32The wedding's going to be in London.

01:28:33A destination wedding?

01:28:34I know about you.

01:28:34Free flight still.

01:28:36Oh, this is wonderful.

01:28:37As husband and wife, your relationship is above board and it's finally appropriate for the office.

01:28:41Yes.

01:28:42I want you to appreciate that.

01:28:43Very much.

01:28:44Thank you so much, George.

01:28:44Thank you, George.

01:28:45This means a lot.

01:28:46This means a lot.

01:28:47You can finally get a good night's sleep tonight.

01:28:49Maybe no less.

01:28:50Close.

01:28:51Thank you, George.

01:28:52I don't know how slow we take.

01:28:53I can't hurry, love.

01:28:55You just have to wait.

01:28:57They got a true love.

01:28:58I don't know how slow we take.

01:29:00I don't know how slow we take.

01:29:02I don't know how slow we take.

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