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00:00Thank you for listening.
01:00I'm in a dream, I got a feeling now, everything's right somehow.
01:10Here I am, seeing who I want, giving what I got, never worked out now.
01:18Here I go, burning like a spark, light up the dark again.
01:28Isn't she great, Vanessa?
01:31Victoria, what are you doing out here?
01:34Aunt Amelia, oh please, can't I go down to the concert just for a little bit?
01:39Absolutely not, we have guests.
01:42Now come, and please do something with your hair.
01:49Royal reception number nine.
01:52I wake up in the morning like the Duchess says, when you're gonna live your life right?
01:59I know she thinks that I'm the fortunate one, but princesses wanna have fun.
02:06Oh, princesses wanna have...
02:09That's what we really want.
02:12It's so fun.
02:16When the royal day is done, princesses wanna have fun.
02:21I'm stepping up, right to the top, that's how I'm wired.
02:27I take it higher, I'm in control.
02:30I broke the mold.
02:32The girl you see, it's up to me.
02:36I'm lifting off the ground, finding the perfect sound.
02:45Here I am, being who I want, giving what I got, never worked out now.
02:53Here I go, burning like a spark, light up the dark again.
02:58Again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again.
03:11Hey, Mirabella!
03:15I am pumped to be here performing at your kingdom's 500th anniversary.
03:40Here I am, being who I want, giving what I got, never worked out now.
03:49Here I go, burning like a spark, light up the dark again.
03:55We just wanna, we just wanna, we just wanna, we just wanna, we just wanna, we just wanna, we just
04:04wanna, we just wanna, we just wanna, we just wanna, princesses wanna have fun.
04:07Here I am, being who I want, giving what I got, never worked out now.
04:14Here I go, burning like a spark, light up the dark again.
04:21We just wanna, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, and again, and again.
04:40that was hilarious that was the awesomest thing ever did you see her face I hope we
04:51didn't hurt her feelings oh she doesn't get hurt feelings Meredith the main thing
04:55is wasn't that great now you both better scoot to your rooms Auntie A will be stomping her way up
05:12Anger Avenue any minute see you later bye Tori
05:31Nora tell Phil to kill the snow on the fiery ice intro the drums came in late again on rock
05:35and
05:35rule remind Kevin that nap times after the show okay and what's up with the sets for the live
05:40broadcast here are the designs you want the trees royal purple or Tokyo violet royal purple and move
05:44my billboard interview to Saturday right after the broadcast wonderful show tonight here you're your
05:48best ever I had chills hey Kreider have you lined up the cameras um the record company was just a
05:55concern about the budget budget Kreider I've been working my tail off for the last two years to get
06:01this broadcast it'll take my career to the next level which makes it massively important that it
06:06be perfect perfect absolutely you're so right here there's a tea tomorrow the castle for everyone
06:12involved in the festival the princess has requested your presence I smell a photo op the princess at the
06:20castle let's do it Daniel I need some new choreography for Saturday special make it something like this
06:33you got it did you forget where you're going or is there something else well yes the record company
06:39called again and while they loved loved loved your new album photos there I'm still wondering when they
06:46can hear some of the songs naturally as your manager I told as my manager you told them that the
06:52songs
06:53aren't ready to be heard yet and that I'll let them know when they are that's exactly what I told
06:58them
06:58you know you work so hard perhaps you should take a break let me run things now back when my
07:05name was up
07:05got to go Seymour please don't call me Seymour
07:13yes I better actually write those songs
07:22get it riff writing songs used to be easy fun even if only I didn't have all this other garbage
07:31lights sound scheduling payroll check double check make it work don't get me wrong riff I mean
07:38I'm a star I'm living the dream right it's just I don't know sometimes I wonder what it would be
07:45like to just like go princess Victoria now there's a sweet gig lives in a castle everything done for
08:03her she's probably never worked a day in her life Tory Tory open the door this instant
08:12Auntie A do come in enough is enough I promised your dear mother I would raise you to be a
08:20proper
08:20princess but now you and your gang of tiny thugs have turned a royal occasion into a laughingstock
08:27oh has some misfortune befallen you don't play the innocent with me this has your mark all over it
08:34I was willing to overlook the exploding cupcakes at tea and the skunk at the embassy ball I even made
08:40excuses when you hid the prime minister's teeth just as uppers princess Victoria Bethany Evangeline
08:47Renee you are almost 18 it's time you started acting like a princess of the realm not some silly
08:54schoolgirl forgive me aunt Amelia I'm just having a bit of fun that's all
09:05fun you're a royal duty and responsibility come before fun have you even begun your commemoration
09:13speech for next week um sort of except for the part after ladies and gentlemen as I thought
09:23huh I'm returning to our guests and since you refuse to take your duties seriously you can just stay in
09:30your room all night and write that speech but aunt Amelia not another word I am sorry good night auntie
09:52ladies and gentlemen distinguished guests 500 years ago our kingdom began its rule and
10:01insert speech here you're a royal duty and responsibility come before fun
10:16look at her in the spotlight I love her purple hair she can do what she wants to as crazy
10:27as she
10:28she dares she doesn't need to be polite I wish I had her life then I would be so free
10:39I wish I had her life I'd be another me
10:50look at her in the throne room every hair just right she has tea in the morning and bonbons every
11:02night
11:04Wouldn't that be nice?
11:07I wish I had her life
11:10Then I would be so free
11:13I wish I had her life
11:16I'd be another me
11:24They'd do my nails
11:27I'd stroll the grounds
11:30I would wear whatever
11:36And then I'd rock
11:39Have time for me
11:42It just might happen
11:46Never
11:50I wish I had her life
11:54Then I would be so free
11:57And everything would suddenly be
12:01Just the way that I dreamed it could be
12:04I wish I had her life
12:06I wish I had her life
12:09I wish I had her life
12:13I wish I had her life
12:22So beautiful and bright
12:25I wish I had her life
12:42Trust me, sir, Kira's new songs are fabulous!
12:45Best she's ever written
12:46She just, uh, needs a little more time
12:48I've been helping her as best I can
12:50But you know how these stars are
12:53As a former star myself
12:55I can tell you
12:57Ryder!
12:57Your job is to keep that little diva in line
13:00You tell her
13:01If I don't hear some new hit tunes on the broadcast Saturday
13:04She can start looking for another record company!
13:07But, but, but, Mr. Lindberger
13:09And you can go back to managing Uncle Herman
13:12And his talking pig!
13:16That yappy pig still owes me 40 bucks
13:28Rupert!
13:29Something you wanted, Mr. Crider
13:31Oh!
13:32You found it!
13:34You've still got a good few shoes left, looks like
13:37Get it off
13:39Oh, right
13:40Quick as a bunny
13:41Keep that little diva in line, he says
13:44How am I supposed to make that one-y walter do anything?
13:47She wants to show that the drill sergeant
13:49Crider, coat my wigs
13:50Crider, take my bridesmaid
13:51Crider, stop stealing my jewelry
13:53Things were different when I was a star!
13:56But back then, people respected real talent
13:59Whoa!
14:01Ooh!
14:02Ow!
14:03Oh!
14:04Oh!
14:07Rupert, do you know I was beloved?
14:09Yeah, yeah
14:10A beloved idol of millions
14:12I was the beloved idol of millions
14:15The finest boy singer on the Chipper Chipmunk Show
14:17Until
14:19That tragic day
14:22I'm a Chipper Chipmunk!
14:25We
14:26Fuck!
14:32And that was that
14:33My singing career was over, kaput, finished
14:36I has been at 14
14:38To this day I have nightmares of chipmunks
14:40Their toothy smiles, taunting me
14:42A tragic tale, Mr. Crider
14:45I'll get a lump in me throat every time you tell it
14:47Which is quite a bit
14:49It's also so very unfair, Rupert
14:52If only somehow I had the means to restart my career
14:56All I need is one lucky break
15:00Or a rich widow
15:07Mr. Crider, how you do go on
15:10But surely you must have been a ballerina, huh?
15:14That form, that grace
15:15Oh, you are such a flatterer
15:19And you say you were a singer on this squeaky squirrel show
15:24Chipmunk
15:26Chipper Chipmunk
15:27But I don't like to talk about myself
15:32And this drought has been hard on the entire region
15:37Our reservoirs are only 30% of normal
15:40And our vineyards are wizardry
15:43Your Royal Highness, may I present Miss Kira
15:48This is so cool
15:51So you're a real live princess
15:53Awesome
15:54You're Kira
15:56I am absolutely your very biggest fan ever
15:59Thanks
16:01Would you like a tour?
16:03Love to
16:04But aren't you supposed to be hostessing or something?
16:08Oh, right
16:09Um
16:11Look, everyone
16:12An all-you-can-eat caviar buffet
16:15Hello
16:20I'm Prince Liam
16:31This way
16:31We'll start with my room
16:36Ta-da!
16:38Whoa
16:41There's more me in here than in my house
16:43Mm-hmm
16:44Your guitar, your albums, most of your fashion line
16:48I wore this in my first music video
16:50It's still my very favorite
16:52Here I am
16:55Being who I want
16:56Giving what I got
16:58Never a doubt now
17:01Here I go
17:03Burning like a spark
17:05Light up the dark again
17:09Not too shabby for a princess
17:11Hey, wanna join me on stage for a number?
17:15The tabloids will go nuts
17:16Thanks, but I'm no performer
17:19I'd be freaked to face a real audience
17:21But you
17:22You must love it
17:24Sure
17:25It's all I ever wanted
17:27But, I don't know
17:29It used to be more about music
17:31Now, it's different
17:34But Kira, you're a star
17:36And you're a princess
17:39When I was little, I always dreamed of being a princess
17:41I'd be wearing a ball gown and a tiara
17:44Wanna try mine?
17:51Riff, use your inside bark
17:58Sorry, he's my baby
18:00I bring him everywhere
18:02Riff, sit
18:05Oh, he's cute
18:06Look, Vanessa
18:08Kira brought a friend for you
18:15I read you've been performing since you were six
18:17When I was six, my biggest job was keeping my tiara
18:21Hi, nice digs
18:22I'm Riff
18:23Who are you?
18:24I'm Vanessa Victoria Fluffy Pie
18:27Are you always like this?
18:29Like what?
18:30Got any squeaky toys?
18:32Soggy tennis balls?
18:32Mmm, you smell nice
18:36There
18:36Oh, yeah
18:38And I've got just the outfit to go with it
18:41Formal gown number nine
18:46Oh, so that's how you make those quick changes
18:49A magic microphone
18:58A magic hairbrush
19:01Very cool
19:02New hairdos for every royal occasion
19:05And a few non-royal ones
19:11Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
19:29You look just like me
19:31Whoa
19:33There you are
19:34Huh?
19:35The guests are all asking about you
19:37You don't need to return at once
19:38Oh, no, no, no
19:40I'm Princess Tori of Mirabella
19:43Your Highness
19:53This can't be good
19:55Are you kidding?
19:57It's delicious
20:02Now, mingle
20:04Yoo-hoo!
20:06Oh, Mr. Crider!
20:09Ready for an awesome entrance, princess?
20:15Oh, man
20:17It's just like I dreamed
20:19Her royal highness
20:21Princess Victoria
20:23Bethany Evangeline Renee
20:24Has returned
20:46Whoa!
20:50Whoa!
20:51Whoa!
20:51Oh, God!
20:57are you all right your highness did you break anything i mean besides my spleen i'm good
21:04nobody saw that right you kidding it's our secret tori tori who are you hurt
21:12uh i'm fine really i'm great mr father mr father thank goodness you had me worried
21:27kira yes i'm a huge fan me too not as big as tori mind you oh thank you what lovely
21:38stationery
21:40autograph oh of course an autograph
21:46here you uh go
21:52love tori
21:57we never did finish our tour oh but actually you're the princess today so you should give the tour
22:03as you wish your highness and this priceless silver handle fan was a gift from the king
22:10of spain to my great grandmama you know they were quite the item
22:15mmm delicate yet saucy not unlike you my dear duchess or may i call you amelia
22:22oh mr crida please do and to our left is the future site of the royal taco hut actually it
22:32is
22:32something pretty cool can you keep a secret a mondo big one uh sure if you can't trust a fake
22:41princess
22:41who can you trust
23:00follow me
23:29wow
23:30wow this is definitely no taco hut
23:34it's a diamond gardenia it's 500 years old and it grows real diamonds most of our people think
23:40it's just a legend except for the royal family and now you
23:45and the tiny flying people
23:48they're garden fairies they take care of all the plants
23:52they're adorable
23:57yes but they get rather cranky if you mess with the gardenia
24:02it blooms just once every five years its diamonds help pay for schools and
24:06you know
24:08stuff
24:09now over here is a rare black pearl letter opener
24:17hmm curious mr crida excuse me for just a moment now don't move a muscle
24:24not a pinkie amelia
24:32kira look
24:52hey thanks tiny dancers these rock these will be our friendship necklaces
25:00tori
25:02tori are you mad bringing an outsider in here
25:05you know the rules no one but the royal family is allowed in this garden and you reveal it to
25:11a perfect stranger
25:16now hold on you can't talk that way to kira's friend the princess and if the princess could speak which
25:24she can't because she's
25:25speechless she would say that you are being a royal party pooper
25:33i rest my case
25:39sometimes i don't know who that girl is
25:52problem my dear
25:54you wouldn't believe it
25:57now
25:58where were we with our tour
26:01i believe i was telling you how
26:03radiant you look in every room of the castle
26:15that was close
26:17i thought she'd ground us both
26:19that may be the scariest woman i've ever met
26:22and today was a good day
26:24look this was awesome but i've got a tour to obsess over so let's change back before your aunt gets
26:30any more
26:46well thank goodness that silliness is over silliness silliness silliness what silliness do you like bacon
26:54why does it have to end
26:56well for one thing i've got a concert to do tonight not to mention contracts to sign an interview but
27:02what about tomorrow we could change places in the morning and spend the whole day being each other
27:08oh this is a bad idea on so many levels
27:12i know just what you mean wait no i don't oh there's that tail
27:16look i really don't think kira wouldn't it be amazing just for one day to take a break from being
27:22you
27:23tori it'd be magical i'd get to be a pop star for a whole day and you'd get to be
27:31a princess
27:34let's do it
27:45this is gonna be great
27:47but i don't know the first thing about being a princess
27:51it's easy all you have to do is follow a few simple rules
27:57to be a princess is to know which spoon to use to be a princess is a thousand pairs of
28:04shoes
28:05have your breakfast served in bed wear some diamonds on your head get a foot massage and mani pedi too
28:13to be a princess is to live a dream come true
28:20curtsy when princess come to come wear a new gown to every ball
28:24all through the day there's just one way you must behave
28:28pose with a feather in your hat stretch on a golden yoga mat
28:32bend from above and always wear your gloves and wave
28:37shoulders back and tummy in and pinky out and lift the chin and
28:41slowly turn your hat from side to side
28:44breathing gently stepping lightly smile brightly not politely do everything you do with pride
28:52why
28:54to be a princess is to wear your family crest
28:58to be a princess is to always do your best
29:10to be a pop star is to know which mic to use
29:13to be a pop star is to not fall off your shoes
29:17to rehearse on dylan's ride
29:19give a great show every night
29:21at the room service with anything you choose
29:25to be a pop star is to love your great reviews
29:33taking the latest fashion show live your lunch to mexico
29:37no time for friends except your dog and your guitar
29:40tweet everyone your latest news sit for a thousand interviews
29:44love every fan no matter how bizarre they are
29:49here's the camera there's a camera and a camera and a camera and another autograph to sign up
29:57change your clothes and strike your clothes and work the crowd and take a bow and don't forget to post
30:02it all online
30:05shine
30:07to be a pop star is never at your age
30:11to be a pop star is to make the world your stage
30:22you
30:23crank your pose
30:24up
30:25again
30:28do
30:30Here's a camera, stepping lightly
30:32There's a camera, not politely
30:34Do everything you do with pride
30:38Glide!
30:40To be a princess is to always do your best
30:43To be a pop star is to leave them all impressed
30:56Ready?
31:01Ready
31:02You should have seen those diamonds, Rupert
31:04Hundreds of them just sitting there, glittering
31:07Me? I don't hold with littering
31:09Back in the day, Mick and Keith
31:11Would always tell me, litter free
31:13That's for me
31:15Ow!
31:17Glittering, not littering, you baboon
31:19Would you please listen?
31:22I can hear the ocean
31:23It's like they were calling my name
31:25Kriner, handsome, talented superstar
31:27Take us away
31:29With those diamonds I could afford to mount a stage show
31:31That would put me back in the spotlight
31:32And finally chase that cheesy chipmunk out of my dreams
31:36He must be away
31:38The sun's up
31:41A little after twelve
31:43Make breakfast for myself
31:46Leave the work for someone else
31:50People say
31:52People say
31:53They say that it's just a phase
31:55They tell me to act my age
31:58Well I am
32:01On this perfect day
32:05On this perfect day
32:06Nothing's standing in my way
32:08On this perfect day
32:11When nothing can go wrong
32:14It's a perfect day
32:17Tomorrow's gonna come too soon
32:20I could stay
32:23I could stay
32:24Forever as I am
32:26On this perfect day
32:32The sun's down
32:34A little after ten
32:37I pick up all my friends
32:40In my Mercedes Benz
32:44Wake up
32:46Wake up
32:46Wake up
32:46Don't tell me it's just a dream
32:48Don't tell me it's just a dream
32:49Don't tell me it's just a dream
32:49Cause what I've had enough
32:51You'll hear me say
32:53Now don't you try to rain on my eyes
32:57Perfect day
32:59Nothing's standing in my way
33:02On this perfect day
33:05When nothing can go wrong
33:08It's a perfect day
33:11Tomorrow's gonna come to turn
33:14I could stay
33:17Forever as I am
33:19On this perfect day
33:23I never waste what I already
33:37Want to know
33:38And getting there
33:40Can't be half the fun
33:41So don't tell me
33:43Till I'm good and done
33:44Don't you try
33:45To wait on my
33:47On this perfect day
33:51On this perfect day
33:57On this perfect day
34:09Kyra
34:10Kyra
34:11You never said which headpiece
34:12For the smoke and mirrors number
34:13Oh I don't know
34:15You choose
34:15Surprise me
34:17Uh
34:18I choose
34:21Come on Riff
34:25I can't remember
34:27The last time I just
34:28Strolled through Mirabella
34:36You're it
34:41Tori
34:41Come play
34:42Oh no no
34:43That's okay
34:44You guys are having fun
34:46Come on
34:47You're it
34:48You're it
34:50Confession
34:50I'm not 100% sure
34:52How to play this
34:53You've played it a billion times
34:55More than that
34:56A zillion
34:57Just try to find us
34:59Okay
35:00Go
35:12I don't remember
35:14Ever being around here
35:15Before Riff
35:20Excuse me
35:21Can you tell me the way back
35:23To the marina
35:23Hey
35:24You're Kyra
35:25Look Charlotte
35:26Kyra
35:28Awesome
35:28Hey
35:29Can you sell my t-shirt
35:30I really really wanted
35:32To go see her concert
35:34Well there's one more show
35:35Tomorrow night
35:36Maybe you can still see her
35:37Me
35:39I wish
35:40But my dad says
35:41We can't afford it
35:42Mine too
35:43Bummer huh
35:44Lots of folks
35:45Can't afford stuff right now
35:47You know
35:48Since the big drought
35:50Drought
35:50Is that still going on
35:52Oh yeah
35:53It wiped out
35:54All the vineyards this year
35:55Dad says
35:56Everyone's struggling
35:57To get by
35:58I
35:59Didn't know
36:00Well
36:01I guess you'd have to
36:02Live in Mirabella
36:03To know about it
36:04Yes
36:06I guess you would
36:12Gotcha
36:20That was awesome
36:22Well we better all get ready
36:24For tonight
36:25Okay
36:26Are you gonna keep
36:27Pretending to be Tori
36:28What
36:30On earth
36:30Are you
36:33You know
36:34Of course
36:35If you were Tori
36:36You would have cheated by now
36:38It's okay
36:39We won't tell
36:40I
36:40I
36:40I
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