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00:00:02Tonight's rivalry matchup is already heating up.
00:00:05It's Adam Johns of the Thunderhawks versus the Leopard Seals Golden Boy, Blake Ashburn.
00:00:10It's three games, one Golden Cup.
00:00:12Who's gonna be the winner?
00:00:13Adam's definitely got this.
00:00:21Let's go, Adam!
00:00:23I'm Lucy Hart.
00:00:24I gave up my dream school to follow my boyfriend Adam when he got a hockey scholarship.
00:00:28But it's all gonna be worth it when he beats his nemesis, Blake Ashburn,
00:00:31and I become the best sports photographer.
00:00:33Looks like the two captains have gotten into an intense flash in the corner.
00:00:44Make sure you get a good picture, man, alright?
00:00:48Blake Ashburn.
00:00:49He's a complete dickhead and a notorious playboy.
00:00:54Lucy Hart, my enemy's girlfriend.
00:00:56She hates my guts, but unfortunately, he's totally my type.
00:01:03Looks like Blake got distracted for a second.
00:01:06Adam steals the puck, takes the shot, and he scores!
00:01:10Hey!
00:01:11Hey, what the fuck is that, huh?
00:01:13No, no, what the fuck?
00:01:14You got this, huh?
00:01:15What the fuck?
00:01:17What the fuck?
00:01:19Hey, hey!
00:01:20We're done!
00:01:21We're done!
00:01:21We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:23The winner is the Thunder Hawks!
00:01:28Adam!
00:01:30Adam!
00:01:30Adam over here!
00:01:34Oh, he probably just wants to celebrate with his team.
00:01:38Adam's always in a good mood after the game.
00:01:41I hope he likes the photo album I made him for our anniversary.
00:01:50Adam!
00:01:50Adam!
00:01:55Oh my god!
00:01:57Adam!
00:01:58You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:01You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:03What can I say?
00:02:04Every time I went to have sex, you just looked like you wanted it to be over.
00:02:07But Emma, she can go all night.
00:02:12We had sex in your bed.
00:02:15And ever since, Adam hasn't been able to get a nun.
00:02:19Adam's right.
00:02:21The truth is, I never really enjoyed it.
00:02:23Maybe I'm just too uptight in bed.
00:02:26So that's why you're cheating on me?
00:02:27Emma can do things you can't even imagine.
00:02:31She's bending you like a pretzel.
00:02:37No, I thought you were my friend.
00:02:39Why are you doing this to me?
00:02:42Lucy, you're not hot enough to be a hockey player's girlfriend.
00:02:46I mean, look at you.
00:02:48You're even dressed like a grandma.
00:03:00You're even wearing granny panties.
00:03:04Oh my god.
00:03:06What the heck is wrong with you?
00:03:08You can have the dorm to yourself tonight.
00:03:10Adam's going to keep me very busy.
00:03:13Very.
00:03:14I hate you guys.
00:03:16Oh my god.
00:03:25Oh my god.
00:03:28Idiot!
00:03:29Fucking stupid.
00:03:32Fucking believe this cheater.
00:03:35I'm just going to break fucking hard.
00:03:37I blew schools for him.
00:03:42Alright, that's enough crying.
00:03:43I'm trying to enjoy the view.
00:03:52Blake Ashford.
00:03:54Blake Ashford.
00:04:02You've been listening to me this whole fucking time?
00:04:05Yeah, I have.
00:04:07You weren't supposed to hear any of that.
00:04:10Yeah, well, you know, you're not supposed to be here.
00:04:15Lucy?
00:04:17This is my spot.
00:04:19This is not your spot.
00:04:20You can't just, you can't just claim a building.
00:04:22I did.
00:04:23You just lost.
00:04:24Why are you even here?
00:04:29You know what?
00:04:30I don't care.
00:04:31Hold on, hold on.
00:04:34Let me guess.
00:04:35You're crying right now because of Adam.
00:04:38It's none of your business.
00:04:40Well, let me give you a piece of advice, huh?
00:04:42That guy is not worth one of your tears.
00:04:45So don't.
00:04:46Okay, well, since you're so nosy,
00:04:48you told me that my best friend is better in bed than me.
00:04:52Jesus.
00:04:53It's pretty low, even for fucking Adam.
00:04:56You're like, like the biggest man whore,
00:04:58so I don't care what you think.
00:05:00I don't want to hear it.
00:05:02Let me see that.
00:05:03You're a photographer, right?
00:05:04No, give that back!
00:05:05Hey, what's this? I'm looking.
00:05:06Man whore, can't enjoy some art?
00:05:08What?
00:05:10Wow, you know, you are pretty good.
00:05:12You made Adam look like he was a real hockey player.
00:05:13Stop!
00:05:14It's amazing.
00:05:14No, no, no, hold on. I'm still looking.
00:05:17Right there.
00:05:18You got a picture of me.
00:05:20Look at that.
00:05:21I knew you were looking at me behind that camera.
00:05:24You're so full of yourself.
00:05:25I'm not full of myself.
00:05:26Listen to me.
00:05:27I'm trying to get you to understand
00:05:29that there are more players on the ice.
00:05:31Alright, don't give Adam all your attention.
00:05:34He was my first love.
00:05:36And we actually thought we were going to have like a future together.
00:05:39So it's more important.
00:05:41You know, I don't even know why I'm telling you any of this shit.
00:05:43Hey, hey, it's alright.
00:05:45Listen.
00:05:47Just relax.
00:05:47I'll take my shirt off and I'll cheer you up.
00:05:49Nah, come on.
00:05:50Huh, no.
00:05:52Alright.
00:05:55Oh, you okay?
00:05:56Lucy, you okay?
00:05:57Lucy.
00:06:06That's not mine.
00:06:10And this definitely isn't mine.
00:06:13Where the fuck am I?
00:06:16What's up?
00:06:18You're in my place.
00:06:20I'm relaxed.
00:06:20Everything's cool.
00:06:21I ain't still your kidneys.
00:06:23Did you change my clothes?
00:06:24You, uh, fell on ya.
00:06:26Hit your head.
00:06:27You were kinda like swimming around this puddle of beer, so...
00:06:32I gave you my shirt.
00:06:34Don't worry.
00:06:35Don't worry.
00:06:36I wasn't peeking.
00:06:38I didn't mean all that much, but...
00:06:40Ew.
00:06:41Oh my God.
00:06:41Oh my God, this is such a nightmare.
00:06:47My fucking ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my roommate,
00:06:50and now I've been abducted by Blake Ashburn, of all people.
00:06:55How come every time you say my name, you say it like it's an insult?
00:06:57You know, do you remember when you duct taped Adam's car last year?
00:07:01Yeah, that was my car.
00:07:05My bad.
00:07:06I mean, you gotta admit, that was pretty funny, right?
00:07:08No.
00:07:09I thought it was Adam's car.
00:07:10And he deserved it.
00:07:11Why do you guys hate each other so much?
00:07:15We have some mystery.
00:07:16Oh my God, I feel, I feel so, so stupid right now.
00:07:21You know what I think is fucked up?
00:07:22The way that Adam keeps trying to destroy your confidence.
00:07:25What if he's right?
00:07:26Maybe, maybe I am bad at having sex.
00:07:30That's what guys like him do.
00:07:32They make you feel smaller so he can feel better about himself.
00:07:34And it's pathetic.
00:07:36But seriously, don't want to get you.
00:07:38So what, is she just...
00:07:40She pretend like I'm fine?
00:07:43I don't know.
00:07:44You should get back, Adam.
00:07:48What are you saying?
00:07:49Don't you want to hurt him the way that he hurts you?
00:07:52Maybe, I don't know.
00:07:54You do.
00:07:55And I want to knock him off his game before the playoffs.
00:07:58What are you thinking?
00:08:03I think you should sleep with me.
00:08:12Struggle with him.
00:08:16What?
00:08:17No!
00:08:17Not for real.
00:08:19Pretend sex.
00:08:20No, no, no, no.
00:08:21No, absolutely not.
00:08:23Listen, you pretend to have sex with me just to get under Adam's skin and mess him up before the
00:08:28game, but it's not real.
00:08:29It's fake.
00:08:30I am not taking my clothes off for you.
00:08:32You wouldn't have to take your clothes off. It's fake.
00:08:34Well, you're like the biggest man-whore at the school.
00:08:36I don't trust you at all.
00:08:38That man-whore stuff is a total ruin.
00:08:39It's bullshit.
00:08:41And once Adam sees us together, he's going to be totally jealous.
00:08:43And he's going to regret that he ever hooked up with somebody else.
00:08:47Okay?
00:08:47I promise.
00:08:49You're like the enemy.
00:08:50I would never do that to my team.
00:08:52Alright.
00:08:56What are you looking at?
00:08:58What is that?
00:08:59No!
00:09:00Give it to me!
00:09:01Give it!
00:09:02Trust me, trust me.
00:09:03Yes!
00:09:07Honestly, I couldn't have done it without my girl.
00:09:09She keeps me grounded and she makes me the best hot chocolate in the world.
00:09:15That's my hot- I'm- I make that hot chocolate for him!
00:09:18So yeah.
00:09:19This one's for you, babe.
00:09:21Oh my fucking god!
00:09:23Oh my god!
00:09:26It's not your team.
00:09:27Okay?
00:09:29Look, you stole my win.
00:09:31And you broke your heart.
00:09:33Why don't you see me and you, we get some revenge.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:39What- what do- what do I have to do?
00:09:49You could start by making some hot chocolate for me.
00:10:00Still making me hot chocolates, I see.
00:10:01I'm Adam's girlfriend now.
00:10:03You are just embarrassing yourself.
00:10:06I mean, seriously, that outfit?
00:10:08Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?
00:10:12Here.
00:10:13You fix it.
00:10:14What?
00:10:17Excuse me.
00:10:19Sorry, sir.
00:10:21She made this for me.
00:10:24Mmm.
00:10:26Damn, that's good.
00:10:27Thank you, baby.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:35Of course.
00:10:37Baby.
00:10:39What the hell's going on here?
00:10:42Oh, you haven't heard the news?
00:10:43We're hooking up.
00:10:46There's no way.
00:10:48Oh, you don't believe me?
00:10:50Baby, why don't you lick this off my finger like you did last night?
00:10:57Blake, if you're trying to make me believe that you and Lucy had sex,
00:11:00you're wasting your time.
00:11:18Mmm.
00:11:20Yummy.
00:11:22Mmm.
00:11:25Yummy.
00:11:27Yeah, she's very thorough.
00:11:28If you know what I mean.
00:11:30I love Derry.
00:11:32She does.
00:11:34Monkey.
00:11:37Oh, what's the matter, big boy?
00:11:39You can move on, but Lucy can't?
00:11:41I think that's called, what, toxic masculinity?
00:11:44You fuck.
00:11:45I don't care.
00:11:46Yeah, well, I hope that's true.
00:11:47It's because you're going to lose the gay man and your girl on the same night, then.
00:11:51My girl's right here.
00:11:53I upgraded.
00:11:56Yeah, sure.
00:11:58Well, I don't know about you guys, but, uh, I can't keep my hands off of her.
00:12:04Jesus Christ.
00:12:04What?
00:12:09Oh, shit.
00:12:10I have to go along with this.
00:12:17Well, what do you say?
00:12:18I think we've got enough time to squeeze in a quickie before the game.
00:12:22Really?
00:12:24Yeah.
00:12:25Yeah, baby.
00:12:26Later, fucker.
00:12:34Come on, Adam, forget about them.
00:12:37Just losers.
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:40Okay, this better work.
00:12:43It's gonna work, trust me.
00:12:45It's gonna take the bait.
00:12:47All right, you ready to put on a show?
00:12:50Yeah, let's go.
00:12:52Let's move.
00:13:06All right.
00:13:11God.
00:13:12She looks incredible.
00:13:17What? Do I look okay?
00:13:20Oh, perfect.
00:13:23Let's do this.
00:13:43You ready?
00:13:46What if he doesn't even come in here?
00:13:48Did you see that look on his face?
00:13:50The look of pure jealousy.
00:13:52He's gonna come in here, trust me.
00:13:54All right, I'm ready when you are.
00:14:02Okay.
00:14:04I guess it's kinda like kissing a mannequin, but...
00:14:07You can do better than that.
00:14:09I'm just nervous.
00:14:11Okay.
00:14:12Why don't we take a deep breath?
00:14:17The first rule is eye contact.
00:14:21Number two is confidence.
00:14:24Move the way that you want to move.
00:14:27Trust yourself.
00:14:29And number three...
00:14:31Physical touch.
00:14:33Touch me like you want me to feel you.
00:14:36Take in every moment.
00:14:38Every second.
00:14:41And lean in like you want to tell me a secret.
00:14:43Okay?
00:14:47Your turn.
00:15:01Just trust me.
00:15:24She wouldn't.
00:15:26Perfect.
00:15:27Let's roll.
00:15:28And now for a little surprise.
00:15:29We're going behind the scenes to catch star player Blake Ashburn before the game.
00:15:39Oh!
00:15:42Hey Adam.
00:15:44Oh my god!
00:15:53Oh!
00:15:54Oh fuck.
00:15:55Alright, you guys are serious.
00:15:56Come on!
00:15:57Get the fuck out!
00:15:59Oh!
00:16:00Oh fuck.
00:16:01Fucking vultures.
00:16:02What the fuck?
00:16:03You okay?
00:16:04Oh my god.
00:16:05Look at the camera.
00:16:07I'll head to it. I'll be professional.
00:16:16Can you tell us a little bit about what we just saw in there?
00:16:18Who was that?
00:16:19Is she one of your latest flings?
00:16:22The point?
00:16:23No, I'm too plain for that.
00:16:24Oh, come on!
00:16:25A young athlete of you has got to have a rotating roster of girls.
00:16:29No, you see, that girl was, uh...
00:16:34She's my girlfriend.
00:16:46And actually, I'm gonna win the game for him tonight.
00:16:50Sophie, excuse me.
00:16:51Mr. Blake, please, can you tell us more?
00:16:53We'd love to know more, please, Mr. Blake!
00:16:59What have I done?
00:17:08Isn't that the girl from the Jungle Tron?
00:17:11Oh, God, I am so humiliated.
00:17:14The one Blake called his girlfriend?
00:17:16She's so lucky.
00:17:18Huh?
00:17:20Woo!
00:17:21Let's go, Blake!
00:17:23Woo!
00:17:24You think you can just steal my girl?
00:17:26I already did.
00:17:28Good luck with my sloppy seconds.
00:17:30You know, I had her screaming my name last night.
00:17:38What the fuck is that?
00:17:39What the fuck is that?
00:17:40We're done, we're done, we're done.
00:17:42We started it!
00:17:43Let's go, let's go to the box.
00:17:50Blake!
00:18:10What do you think of that, huh?
00:18:12Good job.
00:18:13So, tell me, now that I've won, do I get a kiss?
00:18:19No!
00:18:20No!
00:18:21Woo!
00:18:25Okay, it's just for show.
00:18:28And I'm gonna kill him later.
00:18:38A couple hours ago, I wanted to kill you.
00:18:42But...
00:18:43Your plan worked, so...
00:18:45I'm sorry that I told everybody that you were my girlfriend.
00:18:49Uh...
00:18:50I just know we didn't talk about that.
00:18:52Why did you?
00:18:54I just don't want the reporters to skew it so it looked like you were just some random groupie.
00:18:59I think you deserve a lot more than that.
00:19:01Thanks.
00:19:02Wow.
00:19:03Blake isn't as bad as I thought he was.
00:19:05You know what I was thinking?
00:19:06My plan worked so well, and Adam got so mad.
00:19:11Why don't we keep this going?
00:19:13You know, till the end of the season.
00:19:14You know, I'll win the playoffs, and you'll get your revenge.
00:19:25Rules.
00:19:26Rules.
00:19:27Love her.
00:19:29Good.
00:19:30Okay, we're number one.
00:19:32We only do what's necessary.
00:19:35No random touching.
00:19:36Well, what about...
00:19:37Now hear me now.
00:19:38What?
00:19:44No, no, no, no.
00:19:46Hey.
00:19:47You can look, but you can't touch.
00:19:49Unless it's necessary.
00:19:52Okay.
00:19:53Alright.
00:19:55Rule number two is...
00:19:59No hooking up with other people.
00:20:03No hooking up?
00:20:05Why?
00:20:05Because of your jokes?
00:20:09What?
00:20:11No.
00:20:12It's not why, okay?
00:20:13I just...
00:20:15I think that we need to make the story believable.
00:20:18The story?
00:20:19Yep.
00:20:20Okay, fine.
00:20:22Three.
00:20:22Okay, we have to go to events together.
00:20:25So, games, the dining hall for lunch, the charity gala.
00:20:30But...
00:20:31What about the post-game victory party that's happening tonight?
00:20:35It's tonight?
00:20:36Mm-hmm.
00:20:38I don't...
00:20:39I don't have anything to wear.
00:20:41So...
00:20:41What are you talking about?
00:20:42You're wearing the perfect outfit right now.
00:20:45Don't trust me.
00:20:47Welcome to the team, Lucy.
00:20:53No touching.
00:20:55Shut up!
00:20:56Shut up!
00:20:56Shut up!
00:20:57Shut up!
00:20:57Shut up!
00:20:59Okay, breathe.
00:21:01It's just a party.
00:21:02A very loud party of Blake's teammates who might actually hate me.
00:21:08Oh!
00:21:10Look who it is!
00:21:11Holy shit!
00:21:11Blake!
00:21:12What a bunch of guys!
00:21:13That is doing a fucking job today.
00:21:16Boys?
00:21:17This is Lucy.
00:21:19Hi.
00:21:20Lucy!
00:21:20Our lucky star.
00:21:22Oh, God.
00:21:24You guys all saw that.
00:21:26Hey, and we appreciate what you did for the team.
00:21:29He must be pretty special if he's showing off on the big screen and calling his girlfriend.
00:21:33It's not like he hasn't had other girlfriends before.
00:21:38Oh, uh, he's had girls before.
00:21:40Lots of them.
00:21:41Alright.
00:21:42Take it easy.
00:21:44He's just, he's never brought one to a party before.
00:21:47Huh.
00:21:48So he'll sleep with them, but he won't even invite them out.
00:21:51Just like I thought.
00:21:52A man whore.
00:21:53Well, I had to bring her out.
00:21:54I mean, my God, look how good she looks in my jersey.
00:22:02You wearing his jersey now?
00:22:05Seriously?
00:22:09Honestly, Lucy, this is getting pathetic.
00:22:11You embarrassed yourself in front of thousands of people?
00:22:13And now what?
00:22:13Surely think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:22:16Yes.
00:22:17You know what's pretty fucking pathetic?
00:22:18Is you harassing me at a party.
00:22:21Why don't you get a light?
00:22:22Burn!
00:22:24Damn!
00:22:25Get him!
00:22:27I guess if you two are hooking up, I have to offer you my sympathies, Blake.
00:22:31What is that supposed to mean?
00:22:33It means you're the most boring lay on the face of the planet.
00:22:37Get this right.
00:22:38She just lays there dead like a starfish.
00:22:40Doesn't even move a muscle.
00:22:42It's honestly weird.
00:22:44I'm gonna murder him with my bare hands.
00:22:48You know, I haven't noticed anything like that.
00:22:50Not from my very thorough experience.
00:22:54Maybe the problem is you, bro.
00:22:55I'm the Adam.
00:22:55Are you sure everything's working down there?
00:22:57I'm crying.
00:23:01Watch yourself, Ashburn.
00:23:03I don't know if I'll fucking touch it over.
00:23:10You're gonna regret you speaking like that again.
00:23:12Oh, don't I click?
00:23:13You didn't fucking love it.
00:23:20All right, you know what, guys, uh, we're gonna go find a room.
00:23:25What?
00:23:26Later, Fonzie.
00:23:32Like...
00:23:32Like, what the fuck was that?
00:23:34Nothing.
00:23:35I would've totally shut him up, didn't it?
00:23:36Oh, my God.
00:23:39This is all for show.
00:23:41I bet they're doing nothing in there.
00:23:42All right.
00:23:43All right.
00:23:44It's time to celebrate.
00:23:45Sell what?
00:23:47Some sex.
00:23:49Oh, yeah, Lucy.
00:23:50She's right there.
00:23:51Oh, my God.
00:23:52Not having fake sex with you.
00:23:53You have to.
00:23:54Do you hear what he just said about you?
00:23:55Now's your chance to get some revenge, all right?
00:23:58Oh, my God.
00:23:59This is so humiliating.
00:24:01It's quiet in there.
00:24:03That Lucy chickened out.
00:24:05Come on.
00:24:07I'm chickened.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:09Oh, my God.
00:24:10Yeah, Blake!
00:24:11Oh, yeah.
00:24:15Jump up and down.
00:24:17Jump up and down.
00:24:17Okay.
00:24:18Wow, Lucy.
00:24:19You are so fucking bent.
00:24:21Oh, yeah.
00:24:22I've been stretching, baby.
00:24:24Bendy little sluts.
00:24:26Oh, what's that, Lucy?
00:24:28The biggest you've ever seen?
00:24:29So much bigger than Adam?
00:24:31Yeah, yeah.
00:24:31You're getting a little bunch.
00:24:38Oh, my God.
00:24:42Oh, my God.
00:24:42Oh, my God.
00:24:42Oh, yeah.
00:24:43Right there, Lucy.
00:24:43Don't stop.
00:24:44Don't stop.
00:24:50Take it home, Lucy.
00:24:53Blake.
00:24:54Blake!
00:24:55Blake!
00:24:57Blake!
00:24:57No!
00:24:59Did she just finish?
00:25:00That's it.
00:25:01I'm going in.
00:25:02Go get him.
00:25:05Here she comes.
00:25:06Come on.
00:25:07Here she comes.
00:25:08All right.
00:25:08Take your shirt off.
00:25:09What?
00:25:12No, I'm not taking my shirt off.
00:25:13You have to take your shirt off or we're going to get caught.
00:25:14Come on.
00:25:32You've got some nerve, Lucy.
00:25:34God, you're such a flipping pervert.
00:25:36Wait, she couldn't pass you the opportunity for another show?
00:25:38This is stupid.
00:25:39I'm out of here.
00:25:40Bye-bye.
00:25:41I ain't a fucking cuck.
00:25:46Oh, my God.
00:25:49Wow.
00:25:50That was, uh...
00:25:52Too much?
00:25:53No, no.
00:25:54I'm, uh, very impressed.
00:25:56It was very convincing.
00:25:58You get so good at fake orgasm, huh?
00:25:59I don't know.
00:26:00I guess I've had a lot of practice.
00:26:03At, uh, at faking it?
00:26:08Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:26:13No.
00:26:14Never?
00:26:14Never in your whole life?
00:26:16No.
00:26:17Like, when me and Adam would do it, it was just like, he'd finish and then that was it.
00:26:20Wow.
00:26:21Look, the city came with me.
00:26:25Uh...
00:26:25Yeah.
00:26:31I could help you with that.
00:26:37If you want me, John.
00:26:39Is he serious?
00:26:41Is this happening?
00:26:42Do I...
00:26:44Do I want this to be happening?
00:26:46Wait, I can't trust Blake.
00:26:48He's a total playboy.
00:26:49Uh...
00:26:50Well...
00:26:50We have...
00:26:52Rules.
00:26:53Yeah, I know.
00:26:54I'm just saying.
00:26:55Well, I don't know.
00:26:56Do you think we, like, took it too far?
00:26:58Did we do too much?
00:26:59No.
00:27:00I mean, listen.
00:27:01You didn't get turned on by us having fake sex.
00:27:04It was...
00:27:04It was fake.
00:27:05Key word, fake.
00:27:06It's not real.
00:27:07It was just, um...
00:27:08You had to get revenge.
00:27:09Yes, I know that.
00:27:10Then don't say stuff like that.
00:27:11Okay.
00:27:12I got it.
00:27:13Strictly professional.
00:27:14Sounds like I have feelings for you anyways.
00:27:16Good.
00:27:17Good.
00:27:19All right.
00:27:20I'm walking you home.
00:27:21Wait, what?
00:27:22We're leaving?
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:24Did I say something to upset him?
00:27:26Let's get the fuck out of this place.
00:27:30Why do I feel like I just messed everything up?
00:27:37Okay.
00:27:38This one's me.
00:27:40Thank you for, you know, walking me home.
00:27:43No problem.
00:27:44I'll see you tomorrow.
00:27:45For fake dating purposes only, right?
00:27:47Obviously.
00:27:49Obviously.
00:27:53All right.
00:27:54Well...
00:27:55Good night.
00:27:57Good night.
00:28:02Good.
00:28:03This is good.
00:28:05Definitely doesn't sting at all.
00:28:14What are you doing?
00:28:15Why are you throwing my clothes on the floor?
00:28:17I am kicking you out.
00:28:18What?
00:28:19You can't just kick me out.
00:28:20This is literally my room too.
00:28:22Yes, I can.
00:28:22I talked to housing.
00:28:24Adam's dad made a call.
00:28:25No, that is not fair.
00:28:26What am I supposed to do?
00:28:27Where am I supposed to go?
00:28:28This is my bed.
00:28:29You slept with the enemy and cost Adam his game.
00:28:32What did you think was gonna happen?
00:28:34You slept with my boyfriend.
00:28:36You should be the one to go.
00:28:37You can tell your self story to your fellow homeless friends.
00:28:40What?
00:28:41No, stop.
00:28:43These are my clothes.
00:28:45Stop.
00:28:45What are you doing?
00:28:46Get out of my room.
00:28:50Where the hell am I supposed to go now?
00:28:55What's up, Lucy?
00:28:56You know, if you wanted me to stay so bad, you could have just asked.
00:28:59I need to do a whole, uh, striptease.
00:29:02Well, my roommate, um, Emma, just kicked me out.
00:29:06Oh.
00:29:09Yep.
00:29:11Well, you need a place to stay?
00:29:14What?
00:29:14You can stay with me.
00:29:17No.
00:29:18I got two bedrooms.
00:29:19You have your own space.
00:29:20But, but, no.
00:29:21That, that is, that's a terrible idea.
00:29:23Or fake data.
00:29:25Nobody would think anything of it.
00:29:36It's a bad idea.
00:29:39What's up?
00:29:40Oh.
00:29:46So, uh, your room is gonna be downstairs.
00:29:49Mine's upstairs.
00:29:51But, feel free to use the fridge, the kitchen, TV, it's all yours.
00:29:55Alright?
00:29:57You, uh, want some wine?
00:29:58Sure, yeah.
00:30:14I have a question.
00:30:17What's your question?
00:30:19Why are you helping me?
00:30:20Because I like you.
00:30:22Because I like you, Lucy.
00:30:24Because we have a quest for revenge.
00:30:26A common enemy.
00:30:28I feel like, there's something else.
00:30:31And it's not just this rivalry you have with Adam.
00:30:35Why do you hate him so much?
00:30:39My dad died when I was 16.
00:30:43I'm sorry.
00:30:44Okay.
00:30:47Me and Adam, we were on the same team.
00:30:49Now, he was one of the first people that I told.
00:30:51And then he takes it upon himself to go to the coach and tell him that my head's not in
00:30:56the right space.
00:30:57That I'm distracted and I get kicked off the team.
00:31:01That's ridiculous.
00:31:03It was just me and my mom.
00:31:05All we had was hockey.
00:31:07Hockey's the only thing that makes our life feel normal again.
00:31:11Do you think she puts too much pressure on you?
00:31:14Yeah.
00:31:14Absolutely.
00:31:16But I think that's okay.
00:31:18That's my job.
00:31:26I think you're a lot more than just a hockey player.
00:31:38It's been a long day.
00:31:40Get some sleep.
00:31:45Good night.
00:31:54Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:31:57No.
00:31:58Never had an orgasm.
00:32:13Strictly professional.
00:32:24Blake Ashburn?
00:32:25Yes.
00:32:26Stand for me, please.
00:32:29Awesome.
00:32:30Thank you very much.
00:32:31Have a good one.
00:32:32This was a bad idea.
00:32:34A very thoughtful, well-intentioned, incredibly bad idea.
00:32:45God, why do I have to be fake dating the hottest man alive?
00:32:49Good morning.
00:32:50Good morning.
00:32:53What is that?
00:32:59Sorry.
00:33:01You're so jumpy this morning.
00:33:04I think it's just because I'm so excited about life right now.
00:33:08Okay.
00:33:08But I got practice at like 7.45, so I gotta go.
00:33:11All right.
00:33:14Hey, little sis.
00:33:16I heard what happened with Emma.
00:33:17The worst.
00:33:20I gotta go.
00:33:21All right.
00:33:22Good.
00:33:25Bye.
00:33:28I sent you a care package.
00:33:29It should have arrived by now.
00:33:31Love you.
00:33:41Love you.
00:33:41I just got it.
00:33:43I'm gonna open it now.
00:33:50Whoa.
00:33:52How did my sister get me a fucking vibrator?
00:33:56I'm not using that.
00:33:58She's so funny.
00:34:19Oh my god.
00:34:34Oh my god.
00:34:40I wanna taste you, sweet delight.
00:34:45And I'll trace your skin on my hand.
00:34:50When something on your knees
00:34:53You follow in my lead
00:34:56Like the things you serve on fire
00:35:00Ooh, open it up to me
00:35:03Let's make it physical
00:35:06Blake
00:35:08You fucking hear me talk
00:35:10Oh my god, Blake, you're shy
00:35:13You're so hot
00:35:20For Lucy, love your big sis, Grace
00:35:23How sweet
00:35:33Oh shit
00:35:36She found it
00:35:38And she's liking it
00:35:45Dude, don't listen to Lucy getting freaky right now
00:35:48Respect her privacy
00:35:51Blake, you're so hot
00:35:53Huh?
00:35:53She's thinking about me
00:35:56This is...
00:35:57Really good
00:35:59Phew
00:36:00He's not home yet
00:36:01That vibrator was a lot louder than I thought it was gonna be
00:36:09How was your morning?
00:36:11Fine
00:36:12Your sister got you this
00:36:16Oh
00:36:18My god
00:36:19My sister didn't send me the vibrator
00:36:21But then who...
00:36:25So, um
00:36:27There was a package by the door
00:36:30That wasn't from my sister?
00:36:32Um, no
00:36:34That crosses the line so much
00:36:36You cannot just...
00:36:37Come on, relax, listen
00:36:38You know, I was gonna return it
00:36:40But then it seemed like you were enjoying it so much
00:36:45So you...
00:36:46So you...
00:36:46You heard me?
00:36:48I was trying to be a gentleman about the whole thing
00:36:49But then, uh...
00:36:50I heard you
00:36:51Say my name
00:36:52Can you just stop talking?
00:36:54Okay?
00:36:54Hey, come on
00:36:55What?
00:36:57You know, I really liked it
00:36:58This is getting way too real
00:37:00What if he's just like Adam and I get my heart broken again?
00:37:03No, okay, okay
00:37:04Alright, stop
00:37:05No, we're not doing this
00:37:06Let's just end the contract
00:37:08Oh, you wanna end the contract?
00:37:09Um, after the gala
00:37:10We're...
00:37:11We're gonna be done
00:37:12That's what you want?
00:37:13Yeah
00:37:21That has to be what I want
00:37:23You can't trust him, Lucy
00:37:25Clearly you can
00:37:30Lucy
00:37:31Come on, open the door
00:37:32Look
00:37:33It was my bad, alright?
00:37:35I shouldn't have got you that gift
00:37:36It was totally crossing the line
00:37:38But just...
00:37:39Open the door
00:37:39I'll make it up to you, I promise
00:37:42How?
00:37:42I'll take you shopping
00:37:44Shopping?
00:37:44I think all of your clothes are in the bushes
00:37:46Underneath Emma's windows
00:37:47Come on
00:37:48I'll get you a new dress for the charity gala
00:37:51I'll take you to the mall
00:37:53You can get a mall pretzel
00:37:58Did you see a mall pretzel?
00:37:59I did
00:38:01Fine
00:38:02Alright, well
00:38:03Then your gowns and your pretzels will wait you
00:38:04Why does he have to be so goddamn charming?
00:38:09Mom
00:38:16Come on
00:38:17Come on
00:38:20Come on
00:38:21Come on
00:38:22Come on
00:38:22Come on
00:38:24Come on
00:38:24Come on
00:38:24Come on
00:38:37God, look at his hands
00:38:42I'm falling into you
00:38:45No one loves me like you do
00:38:48Thought that you and I went through
00:38:51But I'm falling into you
00:38:54I've been falling into you
00:38:56I've been falling into you
00:38:57I've been falling into you
00:38:58There's nothing left to lose
00:39:00No one loves me like you do
00:39:03I'm falling into you
00:39:06Do it
00:39:06Kiss me
00:39:08Just, just do it
00:39:11Hi, welcome
00:39:12Can I help you?
00:39:13Hi
00:39:13Please
00:39:14Um, yes
00:39:15We are looking for
00:39:16A very beautiful dress
00:39:18I've got the perfect one
00:39:21Thank you
00:39:32What do you think?
00:39:33What do you think?
00:39:34You're the only thing on my mind
00:39:36Baby, can we stop time?
00:39:38Blake
00:39:40Uh, I think it's uh
00:39:43Amazing
00:39:43I think it's totally you
00:39:45Um
00:39:46You're beautiful
00:39:48You two are adorable
00:39:50Such a lovely couple
00:39:52Uh, oh, um
00:39:53Thank you
00:39:54You know, I think so too
00:39:56So what do we think?
00:39:57We taking this dress home?
00:39:59Yes
00:40:03Wait, Blake
00:40:04It's $8,000
00:40:06$8,000 to see you in that dress?
00:40:08Seems like a steal to me
00:40:11Here you go
00:40:18Hi
00:40:20Um
00:40:23Why are we in a lingerie shop?
00:40:25Because if I was your boyfriend
00:40:26I'd buy a lingerie
00:40:27But you're not
00:40:30Hi
00:40:30Hi
00:40:31What size bra?
00:40:33She's a 34B
00:40:35What the hell?
00:40:37I don't know
00:40:37How do you know my bra size?
00:40:39I eyeballed
00:40:39You can't eyeball my boobs
00:40:41I can and I will
00:40:44Thank you
00:40:45Thank you
00:40:47You're impossible
00:40:48And you love it
00:40:51Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:40:56Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:40:58Since I have someone
00:41:00That I actually want to wear it for
00:41:01You forget that I know you Lucy
00:41:03I can tell when you're trying to be someone you're not
00:41:05I don't think I actually am trying to become the person that I've always wanted to be
00:41:10Without you
00:41:11Can I help you?
00:41:12We're stopping
00:41:13Hey babe, I like that one
00:41:15Oh yeah, that's the red one?
00:41:16Yeah
00:41:17So sexy
00:41:19Cute, right?
00:41:21I like it
00:41:22What do you think Adam?
00:41:24Thinks you look good in this?
00:41:25Actually don't answer that
00:41:26It's really none of your business
00:41:27Because I'm the one who's going to be seeing right now
00:41:29Not you
00:41:30Sure
00:41:31You're just doing this to piss me off
00:41:33Oh no, it's definitely an added bonus
00:41:34But I'm really just doing it because
00:41:36My girlfriend is super hot
00:41:41And you're not so bad yourself, baby
00:41:45You need to stay away from Blake, okay?
00:41:47He's just using you
00:41:48Get your fucking hand off of me
00:41:49You're gonna get your heart broken, Lucy
00:41:51He's just using you to get back with your supermodel ex-girlfriend
00:41:56Hey Adam
00:41:58Watch it
00:42:00Look her up
00:42:01You're not his type
00:42:03I don't trust you
00:42:05And we're over
00:42:06So can you just get the fuck out of my face?
00:42:08I think we both know that's a lie
00:42:10It's not
00:42:11Shut the fuck up
00:42:16Adam, what is going on here?
00:42:18Oh my god
00:42:19Oh my god, seriously?
00:42:22Oh my god, seriously?
00:42:24You know, it's starting to smell like shit in here
00:42:25Come on, let's go, baby
00:42:32Hold up
00:42:34Did that feel good?
00:42:37Yeah
00:42:38It felt pretty good
00:42:40You look good
00:42:42Thank you
00:42:43So, uh
00:42:45Have we go get those bristles?
00:42:47Yes
00:42:48I'm actually so hungry
00:42:49Sure
00:42:49Let's go
00:42:53Blake makes me feel so safe
00:42:55But this is fake
00:42:56This is all fake
00:42:57Maybe he's just good at pretending
00:43:02I think
00:43:02Why are you so obsessed with them?
00:43:05Oh my god
00:43:05Can we please not start with this?
00:43:08You're not obsessed with them
00:43:10You're obsessed with her
00:43:11At least she doesn't yap non-stop like you
00:43:15Jesus Christ, can you just give it a break?
00:43:16You have been obsessed with her ever since she started hooking up with Blake
00:43:20Okay?
00:43:21I am your girlfriend now, remember?
00:43:23Yeah
00:43:24And this isn't working anymore
00:43:27Adam?
00:43:34Why do I care so much that I'm not his type when tonight is the last night of our fake
00:43:38relationship?
00:43:39God, get a grip, Lucy
00:43:41So we got my suit
00:43:44We got your beautiful dress
00:43:45And we got your beautiful shoes
00:43:46Together we make the beauty and the beast
00:43:58So you're looking at pictures of my ex-girlfriend, huh?
00:44:02Why are you doing that?
00:44:05I'm sure you
00:44:07You still want to go to the villa with me
00:44:10Because it's fine if you don't
00:44:12I know I'm not
00:44:14Some supermodel
00:44:16If Adam ever said anything like that
00:44:18It's because
00:44:18He's an insecure little bitch
00:44:20Who's just trying to destroy your confidence
00:44:21Alright?
00:44:22Don't let him
00:44:23I'm serious
00:44:25I know I'm nothing like her
00:44:26I don't like measure up to her at all
00:44:29You're a million times better than her
00:44:31In every single fucking way
00:44:34Okay, well then why did you guys break up?
00:44:36We broke up because she's a horrible person
00:44:39She's mean
00:44:40She's not nice
00:44:41She's not charismatic and beautiful and funny and charming like you
00:44:45She's the one that doesn't compare to you
00:44:47Believe that
00:44:49And I do take pretty good photos
00:44:51You do?
00:44:52You're an amazing photographer
00:44:53You're an amazing artist
00:44:55You're beautiful, Lucy
00:44:59Hey
00:45:00Hey, you know
00:45:01You're an amazing photographer
00:45:02Who's never taken a picture of yours truly, so
00:45:04I should be the one who's upset
00:45:06Oh yeah?
00:45:08That's what you think
00:45:10What do you mean?
00:45:12What are you doing?
00:45:15What is that?
00:45:18I don't know
00:45:19What is that?
00:45:20I have a surprise for you
00:45:23Ta-da!
00:45:29Cute
00:45:29Oh my god
00:45:31It's so sick
00:45:32Take a look
00:45:33Let me see
00:45:33Yes!
00:45:35It's awesome
00:45:36Super awesome
00:45:38You really didn't have to do that
00:45:40Of course I did
00:45:42Consider it like my thank you for
00:45:44You know, letting me stay here
00:45:45And find me all these clothes and stuff
00:45:48Yeah, I'm gonna get all those fake orgasms
00:45:50And all those fake kisses too
00:45:52Come on
00:45:53Okay
00:45:54Whoa
00:45:56I guess that too
00:45:57Sure
00:45:58Thank you for that
00:45:59You know what?
00:46:00It was my pleasure
00:46:02Stop
00:46:04I'm serious
00:46:06You know, you act like a cocky asshole
00:46:09But
00:46:11I think you're a pretty decent guy
00:46:13Don't tell anybody
00:46:14I don't ruin my reputation
00:46:16Don't worry, I won't
00:46:19Seriously
00:46:28Thank you
00:46:30It was the coolest thing that anybody's ever done for me
00:46:33I'm glad you like it
00:46:35I do
00:46:36You know, I think it's better than any photo I've ever taken of Adam
00:46:41If Adam were to ask you to get back together with him tonight
00:46:44What would you say?
00:46:47Um
00:46:51You know what?
00:46:53Don't answer that
00:46:56I'm sorry I asked
00:47:00Well, why don't we
00:47:03Get dressed
00:47:04You know, you're still my fake girlfriend tonight, so
00:47:08I'm gonna enjoy it
00:47:11Yeah
00:47:13Thank you
00:47:28Oh
00:47:29They're all staring
00:47:30Don't trip
00:47:31Don't emotionally implode
00:47:32Hey, you look nice
00:47:36Thanks, X
00:47:39Not as nice as Sophia
00:47:41Blake's ex
00:47:43Hi boys
00:47:45Um, what is that supposed to mean?
00:47:46Oh, she was just the last girl that Blake brought to one of these things
00:47:50She's a model
00:47:52You're nowhere near her league
00:47:58Emma, why don't you fly out of here on the broomstick you came in on?
00:48:02Leave my girl alone
00:48:04Come with me
00:48:14God, don't listen to her
00:48:16You look beautiful
00:48:17He's just saying that
00:48:19How could he ever think I'm beautiful after being with someone like Sophia?
00:48:23So, this is it, huh?
00:48:29Yep
00:48:31The charity gala
00:48:33The end of our professional agreement
00:48:37Clean ending
00:48:39You know, just like we talked about
00:48:41Yeah
00:48:43Clean
00:48:50Well, you know, it's been fun fake dating
00:48:51Fake dating?
00:48:54I knew it
00:48:59You too
00:49:01It's been fun
00:49:08You know, it's crazy how easy it was to make my ex jealous
00:49:13Yeah, but after this we go back to real life
00:49:16Yeah
00:49:17But you got what you wanted, right?
00:49:19You showed him
00:49:20Yeah, you are so worth choosing
00:49:22I mean, you are
00:49:28Ladies and gentlemen, we'll begin our presentation shortly
00:49:32Well
00:49:34Blake, can I say for just a second, we got a few things we need to verify
00:49:39Um
00:49:40Yeah, sure
00:49:42We'll be right back
00:49:50Lucy, can I talk to you for a minute?
00:49:52Adam, right now is not the time, okay?
00:49:54Please, just for five minutes
00:49:59Okay, sure
00:50:07I screwed up
00:50:08I screwed up
00:50:08I know, you cheated on me with my roommate
00:50:12Emma isn't you
00:50:14She never supported me like you did
00:50:16She never believed in me
00:50:17And I'm sorry about what I said about you being bad in bed
00:50:20I just...
00:50:22I was jealous
00:50:24I've actually missed you
00:50:25A lot
00:50:27Breaking out with you
00:50:28Was the biggest mistake of my life
00:50:34God, you're so beautiful
00:50:40Really?
00:50:42Yeah
00:50:59Well, I guess she got what she wanted
00:51:02Maybe she should be with Adam
00:51:08This should feel better
00:51:11What's wrong?
00:51:12I...
00:51:12It doesn't feel right
00:51:15What are you talking about?
00:51:17I know the only reason you dated Blake was to get back at me and make me jealous
00:51:22You... you know that?
00:51:24Congratulations
00:51:25You made me jealous, okay?
00:51:28So...
00:51:28I want you back now, okay?
00:51:30No, no, no
00:51:31I... I did...
00:51:33I did want you back, but...
00:51:36You're great
00:51:36I know, I don't want... I don't want that anymore
00:51:40That... that kiss, it didn't feel right
00:51:43And... and I'm sick and tired of chasing you
00:51:46Okay, so... so this is it
00:51:48This is it, we're done
00:51:50Goodbye
00:51:54Lucy!
00:52:00Adam, give it a rest
00:52:01You only want Lucy because Blake wants her
00:52:05You don't know what you're talking about
00:52:11If he broke up with her, you would come crawling back to me
00:52:16I have to break up Blake and Lucy
00:52:25Blake...
00:52:25Blake, where are you? Where... where did you go?
00:52:34Hey, where did you go?
00:52:41Hey, where did you go?
00:52:48This... impact award goes to...
00:52:53Blake Ashford!
00:52:57Look at this!
00:53:00This is bullshit!
00:53:04Don't touch me, okay? It's over
00:53:12Blake...
00:53:13Blake, are you here?
00:53:15Blake...
00:53:16Well, I'm sure he's just out there...
00:53:19Practicing his slap shots
00:53:34Here you are!
00:53:37Here you are!
00:53:40You know, if you want to package stuff, go ahead
00:53:41You don't mind me
00:53:44What?
00:53:46You literally just missed the entire fucking gala!
00:53:49Really, huh?
00:53:50Yeah
00:53:50You know, I'm surprised you noticed if I was there or not
00:53:52You seem pretty occupied
00:53:53You're all cozy
00:53:55It's your boy, Adam
00:53:56Oh...
00:53:57Oh, yeah, you saw that
00:53:58Yeah, I saw everything
00:54:01You know, I thought that we were on a quest for revenge
00:54:03But turns out you were just, uh...
00:54:05Just trying to get back with it
00:54:06Alright, I'll admit it, okay?
00:54:08It was nice to see him jealous
00:54:10And...
00:54:10It felt good, okay?
00:54:12But I...
00:54:12Lucy, you were playing games with me
00:54:14Let's be honest
00:54:15That's okay
00:54:18But if we're playing games, you know what? That's fine
00:54:21We're gonna play my game
00:54:23Let's make this sound more interesting
00:54:24No, Blake...
00:54:26I'm... I'm not...
00:54:31Getcha
00:54:32No, I'm not... I'm not drinking that
00:54:34It's fucking disgusting
00:54:35Lucy, I just saw the woman that I love
00:54:37Kissing another man
00:54:38So why don't you just please...
00:54:39Drink it
00:54:41Come on
00:54:43Okay
00:54:44Fine
00:54:56It's so strong, I'm gonna... It's like burning
00:55:03Okay
00:55:05Truth or dare?
00:55:08Uh...
00:55:09Truth?
00:55:10You getting back together with Adam?
00:55:14No
00:55:15Blake, we are not back together
00:55:16What do you mean you're not back together?
00:55:18I just saw you guys
00:55:19Are you lying to me?
00:55:20What?
00:55:21Lucy, please, I can't take it
00:55:22Do not lie to me right now
00:55:23No, I was trying to tell you earlier
00:55:25If you would have let me finish that...
00:55:27Yeah, okay, you might have seen me kiss him
00:55:29But I hated it, it was disgusting
00:55:31And...
00:55:32I don't like him
00:55:34Okay, I...
00:55:35I like someone else
00:55:39I like someone else
00:55:42Tell me who you like, Lucy
00:55:45And please be very specific
00:55:48Mm-mm
00:55:49No
00:55:50What?
00:55:51It's your turn
00:55:53Truth or dare?
00:55:54I choose dare
00:56:05You have to kiss me
00:56:06And then I'll tell you who I like
00:56:08I wish you well
00:56:11Cause I got a thirst that can't be set inside
00:56:15You play with my heart
00:56:18Like you tear apart
00:56:32I don't fucking love this camera
00:56:43I don't fucking love this camera
00:56:44You're the one who's right here about you?
00:56:46Oh, I know
00:56:48You're the one who's right here
00:56:50You're the one who's right here
00:56:52Did you think about me?
00:56:54When?
00:56:55You know when?
00:56:58Of course I love them
00:57:00And you, did you think about me?
00:57:02Hm?
00:57:04Lucy, I think about you every night
00:57:07All right
00:57:09See that gift I got you?
00:57:11Yeah
00:57:12Didn't work
00:57:13It was good
00:57:16But I don't know
00:57:17Let's fix that
00:57:19Right now
00:57:28Okay
00:57:31Miss, I don't want it to be fake
00:57:34It's not gonna be fake, baby
00:57:35I don't want it to be real
00:57:37I don't want it to be real
00:57:38I don't want it to be real
00:57:41So, I have a question
00:57:45Does this mean our deal's over?
00:57:48Fuck that deal
00:57:50It's always been real to me
00:57:52If this is real then
00:57:54There's always a chance my heart could get broken again
00:57:58What?
00:58:00Lucy, what are you doing?
00:58:01Talk to me
00:58:04Adam said I was really bad
00:58:05So, I don't want it
00:58:07I don't want to disappoint you
00:58:09Lucy, that would be impossible
00:58:11You are the most beautiful person that I have ever met
00:58:13And you care
00:58:14And you've never been with anybody that made you feel safe
00:58:17That made you feel loved
00:58:19But I'm here now
00:58:21And it's just me and you
00:58:24There's nothing to fear
00:58:25I know
00:58:26And there's nothing to prove
00:58:28I've only really been faking it for so long
00:58:30I want it to be good
00:58:35We're gonna take it slow
00:58:36We don't have to do anything that you don't want to do
00:58:45But you did say that you like somebody
00:58:49Is it me?
00:58:52Yes, it's you
00:58:55Like I like you and I...
00:58:58I've always wanted this to be real
00:59:00Me too
00:59:03Always
00:59:03I've always
00:59:12It's all right
00:59:23It's all right
00:59:23Give me
00:59:24Give me
00:59:31Give me
00:59:45I'll treat your body right
00:59:49You move like you were chosen
00:59:55God, what are you doing?
00:59:58I make you feel good.
01:00:00Yeah.
01:00:04Holy shit.
01:00:06Look at him.
01:00:08I'm a hockey player, baby.
01:00:10Which means I'm very determined.
01:00:13And my work ethic is very, very unthoughtable.
01:00:22And not even a spot until the job is done.
01:00:27It's putting a lot of pressure on yourself.
01:00:30You don't have to do that.
01:00:33I want to.
01:00:50I want to.
01:01:22Good morning.
01:01:23Good morning.
01:01:26What?
01:01:27What?
01:01:30You know, you were amazing last night.
01:01:34You don't have to say that.
01:01:36I know I don't have to say that.
01:01:38I'm serious.
01:01:40You know, Adam was who had no fucking idea what he was doing.
01:01:43Because you weren't just good.
01:01:45You were great.
01:01:51You know, I wish I could just stay in bed with you all day.
01:01:54But I think I have to get to practice.
01:02:00You sure?
01:02:02Yeah.
01:02:05You know, I was kind of hoping that maybe we could have met my sister today.
01:02:11She's in town.
01:02:12Your sister?
01:02:13Yeah.
01:02:13Yeah.
01:02:14I kind of talk about you a lot.
01:02:17Oh, yeah.
01:02:18Say next thing?
01:02:20Of course.
01:02:21Well, maybe after practice we can find somewhere to get some lunch.
01:02:24What do you think?
01:02:26Okay.
01:02:27Yeah.
01:02:28It's perfect.
01:02:30Yeah.
01:02:32What do you think?
01:02:39From a boyfriend.
01:02:41Me?
01:02:42Boyfriend?
01:02:44I love it.
01:02:46Yeah?
01:02:47Yeah.
01:02:51All right.
01:02:52I gotta go.
01:02:53Oh.
01:02:54Big ass.
01:02:56Miss me.
01:02:58This feels too easy.
01:03:00And that's what makes it dangerous.
01:03:19Please pick up.
01:03:20I want to apologize.
01:03:26What?
01:03:26What do you want?
01:03:27Lucy, hey, look.
01:03:29I feel really bad about how things ended with us.
01:03:32You do?
01:03:33Yes, of course.
01:03:35We used to have so much fun as roommates.
01:03:37Why don't we catch up for coffee at that place on 3rd?
01:03:40Why would I ever want to be friends again?
01:03:42Look, I have information about Sophia that you might want to hear.
01:03:47What do you know?
01:03:47What is it?
01:03:48I'd rather tell you in person.
01:03:50Okay, just give me ten minutes, okay?
01:03:52Good.
01:03:53I'll see you soon.
01:04:00How do you know this is going to work?
01:04:01I mean, we don't even know if he's going to be here.
01:04:04Oh, trust me.
01:04:05I know he's going to be here.
01:04:07He comes to this coffee shop after hockey practice every day between 9.30 and 10.
01:04:12So he should be here any...
01:04:16Oh.
01:04:17Look, there he is.
01:04:18It's a go.
01:04:24Sophia.
01:04:25Oh, my God.
01:04:26Blake.
01:04:27What are you doing here?
01:04:28Huh?
01:04:30I heard your team made the final round of playoffs.
01:04:32Congrats.
01:04:34You're always a very big fan of me winning.
01:04:36I wanted you to be the best you could be.
01:04:37We all do.
01:04:38What could Emma possibly have to tell me about Sophia?
01:04:42You look good.
01:04:43Oh, my God.
01:04:45Is that Blake's ex?
01:04:47I've been thinking about you a lot lately.
01:04:49Sophia.
01:04:50We were so good together, Blake.
01:04:52Don't you ever miss that?
01:04:55We could go back to right where we left off.
01:04:58I knew it.
01:04:59I knew I shouldn't dress him.
01:05:01I only liked him because I was a hockey player.
01:05:03That's not true.
01:05:04You're also so hot.
01:05:07Oh, God.
01:05:09I can't watch any more of this.
01:05:11Stay away from me.
01:05:13You know, I know you and I see through all this bullshit, all right?
01:05:17You liked me for two reasons.
01:05:18One, because you liked to party so fucking much.
01:05:20And two, because it helped raise your status.
01:05:23You know, I'm with somebody.
01:05:24Yeah, somebody new.
01:05:25Who doesn't give a shit about that stuff.
01:05:26All right?
01:05:27That little poor girl I've been hearing so much about?
01:05:31I'm dumb.
01:05:33Yeah.
01:05:34Goodbye.
01:05:40I can't believe I fell for a cheater again.
01:05:45Lucy, I am so sorry that you had to see that.
01:05:49I just knew that if I told you over the phone, you weren't going to believe me.
01:05:53I don't trust Emma.
01:05:55But she did show me the truth about Blake.
01:05:59Look, I know you can't trust me, but you shouldn't trust Blake.
01:06:03I see him with Sophia all the time.
01:06:06I feel so stupid.
01:06:08You know, I really thought that he was different.
01:06:10Well, no, don't blame yourself.
01:06:12It's hard to see past Blake's charm.
01:06:15Or those biceps.
01:06:19God, I just have terrible taste in it.
01:06:23Well, if you want any advice, don't date hockey players, okay?
01:06:27They're not worth the heartbreak.
01:06:29Yeah, no, I'm never dating a hockey player ever again.
01:06:34I guess I should say thanks.
01:06:37You know, for looking out for me.
01:06:39Anytime.
01:06:49See you later.
01:07:02It didn't work.
01:07:04He's not interested.
01:07:05Oh, it's going to work.
01:07:07They'll be broken up by the end of the day.
01:07:12Hey, Lucy.
01:07:14I got purples.
01:07:16Where you at?
01:07:18Lucy?
01:07:20God, where the hell are you?
01:07:38It was fun while it lasted, but I guess all good things have to come to an end.
01:07:42I hope you and Sophia are happy together.
01:07:45What?
01:07:47Sophia?
01:07:49Oh, my God.
01:07:51Oh, my God.
01:07:53Oh, fuck.
01:08:05You've been, uh, quiet for, like, ten minutes.
01:08:10It's really weird for you.
01:08:13It's sober between me and Blake.
01:08:15Okay.
01:08:17It's Bill.
01:08:17Well, I thought I might have, you know, picked a good guy, finally.
01:08:24But it turns out they're all the same.
01:08:27Sorry, Lucy.
01:08:30You seem so happy with him.
01:08:32You know, at this point, can we just, like, swear off all men?
01:08:35Seriously.
01:08:36I know.
01:08:37They all fucking suck.
01:08:38Yeah.
01:08:39Well, you do say that every time you get your heart broken.
01:08:42I know.
01:08:42I'm serious.
01:08:43Like, I mean it.
01:08:44You know, you can't let one bad experience stop you from trying again.
01:08:49I don't want to get hurt again.
01:08:50I know.
01:08:52But what if you don't?
01:08:54What if this next time it works out?
01:08:58You know?
01:09:01Lucy?
01:09:03Is that...
01:09:06Yep.
01:09:07Should I?
01:09:08No, no, no.
01:09:10I'll get it.
01:09:10It's fine.
01:09:17Hey.
01:09:18Can I explain something to you?
01:09:20Please?
01:09:21Be my guest.
01:09:24Um, so this is my sister, Grace.
01:09:27You're supposed to meet her the other day.
01:09:29Remember?
01:09:30Yeah.
01:09:31Hi, Grace.
01:09:32Blake.
01:09:32Hey.
01:09:33Nice to meet you.
01:09:34Yeah.
01:09:35Well, I'm going to give you two some privacy.
01:09:42Hey.
01:09:44So, I got totally ambushed by my ex today.
01:09:47But, I mean, I just told her that I'm not interested.
01:09:50It's not what it looked like.
01:09:52What do you mean?
01:09:53It's not what it looks like.
01:09:54What, were you there?
01:09:56Yeah.
01:09:57Yeah.
01:09:57Yeah, yeah, I was there.
01:09:58I saw everything.
01:10:00My suspicions were right.
01:10:02You are a man whore.
01:10:04And you're always going to be one.
01:10:06That's not true.
01:10:07Please don't say things like that right now.
01:10:09Listen, I'm trying to explain something to you.
01:10:11Nothing was happening.
01:10:12Nothing was going to happen.
01:10:14I promise you.
01:10:15I'm not your type.
01:10:17Okay?
01:10:18Just admit it.
01:10:20Not my type.
01:10:22Lucy, what are you saying?
01:10:25If you can't trust me after every single thing that we've been through, I don't know,
01:10:29then maybe we should go our separate ways.
01:10:33Don't do that.
01:10:35Come on, Lucy.
01:10:37Okay?
01:10:41But just so you know, I'm not Adam.
01:10:46I never will be.
01:10:51Sorry.
01:11:04Welcome to the championship game, where the Leopard 2 take on the Thunderhawks!
01:11:16Um, photographer?
01:11:18Hi.
01:11:19Could you get a photo of me and my Blake?
01:11:21You're with Blake?
01:11:23Yeah, I think it would look good for the papers.
01:11:26Blake!
01:11:29Blake, come here!
01:11:39Got it.
01:11:41Good luck out there today.
01:11:43Remember, you're a winner, Blake.
01:11:45Thanks.
01:11:47Lucy, what are you doing here, huh?
01:11:49Huh?
01:11:52I'm just doing my job.
01:11:54I thought you said you didn't care.
01:11:58I don't.
01:12:00So why are you crying?
01:12:07Lucy!
01:12:10Lucy!
01:12:12Lucy!
01:12:13Lucy!
01:12:19I just wanted to introduce myself.
01:12:21I know who you are.
01:12:22And you know Blake and I are back together?
01:12:25Okay.
01:12:26Cool.
01:12:27I don't care.
01:12:28Stop embarrassing yourself.
01:12:30It's pathetic how you follow him around all the time.
01:12:32I'm a photographer.
01:12:33That's my job.
01:12:34I take photos.
01:12:36Yeah.
01:12:37You did say that you're obsessed with taking photos of him.
01:12:40You said that?
01:12:43How did you ever think a guy like Blake could choose a nobody like you?
01:12:49Well, I don't care about Blake.
01:12:50So go ahead.
01:12:51Go ahead.
01:12:52You can have him.
01:12:54Lucy!
01:12:57He did say you were sweet, but not somebody you would ever take seriously.
01:13:04Okay.
01:13:05Okay.
01:13:06Okay.
01:13:09Okay.
01:13:10Okay.
01:13:11Get it together.
01:13:15I just don't understand why you don't want to be with me.
01:13:18Oh my God.
01:13:19You're so needy.
01:13:20If I would do anything for you, I broke up Blake and Lucy so that his head wouldn't be in
01:13:27the game tonight for you.
01:13:28What?
01:13:28How did you do that?
01:13:29Convinced Sophia to try and win him back.
01:13:32Blake doesn't want her, but Lucy doesn't need that.
01:13:35He's not back together with Sophia?
01:13:37I don't need you meddling with my life, okay?
01:13:39I can destroy Blake all on my own.
01:13:42Destroy Blake?
01:13:43Okay.
01:13:44How are you going to do that?
01:13:46Already done.
01:13:47Let's just say that he skates the sabotage and his ankle's going to break as soon as the puck drops.
01:13:54Adam, time to hit the ice.
01:13:56Let's go.
01:13:57Got it, Coach.
01:14:00Blake's going to break his ankle.
01:14:02That'll destroy his whole career.
01:14:03I got to save him before the puck drop.
01:14:12Let's go, Blakey Poo!
01:14:14Come on, Adam.
01:14:15Can't believe Lucy wanted me.
01:14:17You're not mad that Lucy wanted me, but you're mad that she didn't want you.
01:14:21I'm going to destroy you, Ashberg.
01:14:24Bring it on, Jones.
01:14:26Let's go, Blakey Poo!
01:14:27You're the best!
01:14:28Come on, Adam.
01:14:28You're so hot on the ice.
01:14:31Blake, stop it!
01:14:32You're skates!
01:14:33They've been sabotaged!
01:14:35Don't drop the puck!
01:14:36I've got to save him.
01:14:39Well, here goes nothing.
01:14:50Blake, stop!
01:14:53What's this?
01:14:54I'd rather dance instead of running out onto the ice.
01:14:56Hey, Lucy, what are you doing?
01:14:59What?
01:15:02What?
01:15:08Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:11Blake, I had to save you.
01:15:13Save me?
01:15:13What?
01:15:14All right, miss.
01:15:16You know the ladies love Blake, but you can't be pummeling him on the ice.
01:15:20No.
01:15:20No, no, no, no, no.
01:15:21He tried to sabotage him.
01:15:23You did, huh?
01:15:27Now the Rembrandt fan seems to be accusing star player Adam Johnson of cheating.
01:15:32Somebody get her on the Tombotron.
01:15:33This is bullshit!
01:15:35She's lying!
01:15:36This is my ex-girlfriend.
01:15:38She's been so hellbent on getting revenge on me that she even started fake dating Blake.
01:15:43It's the best fight.
01:15:46Yeah, that's right.
01:15:48She pretended to date Blake just to get back at me.
01:15:50And now she accuses me of cheating?
01:15:53She's pathetic.
01:15:54Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth?
01:15:56Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth?
01:15:59Watch out.
01:16:06You got this, Lucy.
01:16:08Maybe I pretended to date Blake.
01:16:11Or so I thought it was like that.
01:16:13But, you know, I thought he was this big notorious playboy.
01:16:18But that's actually you.
01:16:19He is nothing like that.
01:16:21He takes care of me.
01:16:23He supports me.
01:16:25He does everything I could ever ask for.
01:16:28And it doesn't even feel like pretend anymore.
01:16:32I've realized it's not.
01:16:33And I've realized that I actually love him.
01:16:43Well, this is taking quite a turn.
01:16:48Aw.
01:16:49Can we get back to hockey now?
01:16:51No, we cannot get back to hockey.
01:16:53You tried to break his fucking ankle.
01:16:54You're jealous of his career.
01:16:56Well, you literally have, like, no proof.
01:16:59So can you just...
01:17:00Oh, you don't have proof.
01:17:02Okay.
01:17:04Let's just say that he's skates and sabotage.
01:17:07And his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops.
01:17:11You fucking asshole.
01:17:12Here's your proof.
01:17:14Asshole.
01:17:17You gotta go.
01:17:18You're done.
01:17:19What?
01:17:19No.
01:17:20You gotta go.
01:17:20This is...
01:17:21This is bullshit.
01:17:22This is bullshit!
01:17:24It's gonna be worse.
01:17:29My nose!
01:17:32Oh, fuck.
01:17:36Hey.
01:17:37Perfect.
01:17:38Jeez.
01:17:40I'm still loose.
01:17:42Lucy, did you mean what you just said back there?
01:17:44Did you really mean that?
01:17:46I did.
01:17:49I love you.
01:17:50And it didn't always just feel like pretending.
01:17:53You know, it was never pretending for me.
01:17:55Ever.
01:18:05Are you freaking kidding me?
01:18:11Well, in my 30 years of announcing,
01:18:14I have to say I've never seen a more exciting start
01:18:16to a hockey game.
01:18:21You're doing great.
01:18:23So you what?
01:18:24Today?
01:18:25How does it feel?
01:18:27Yeah, it feels pretty good.
01:18:29You know, I'm just trying to make sure
01:18:30you don't break your ankle.
01:18:31I'm not, you know.
01:18:32After all this practice, I'm going to go pro.
01:18:34Yeah, maybe you could be the puck.
01:18:36Okay, what the fuck?
01:18:39I know I'm not that good, but I'll get better, okay?
01:18:42You know, I know something else you're pretty good at.
01:18:44Yeah.
01:18:49Really good.
01:18:51Yeah.
01:19:00Yeah, calm down.
01:19:03Yeah.
01:19:05You know, when there's a will, there's a will.
01:19:06Yeah.
01:19:07We could do this thing right now.
01:19:12You know, today's the deadline for a whole big dating thing.
01:19:21So I'm wondering, did you get what you wanted?
01:19:26You know, at first I told you that I wanted to win the playoffs.
01:19:28Yeah.
01:19:30No, I really wanted to win the season.
01:19:36So do I.
01:19:39I just didn't know what happened.
01:19:42I'm sorry.
01:19:44I had no problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:19:46I had no problem waiting for you to get it on.
01:19:58Here he go.
01:19:59Yeah.
01:20:00That's good.
01:20:00You give me the butterflies, yeah
01:20:03I'm a dream, I'm a moon, I'm a fool, I'm talking to
01:20:07I'm a town, can't tell, just one sip, I'm a do-do-do
01:20:11You give me the butterflies, yeah
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