00:07:12M.K.
00:08:25Thank you for watching.
00:08:51Can't you see what my work can mean for mankind?
00:08:53All I saw was one pissed off monkey.
00:08:56If your drug company hacks care about anything else but pushing pills.
00:09:00Mr. Oakley, please, think of the benefits to anyone with brain injury.
00:09:07Whether it's an accident victim or people with Alzheimer's disease or alcoholics.
00:09:12We don't fund pie in the sky.
00:09:14We fund results.
00:09:15And I will get Mr. Oakley, I will get these results.
00:09:18Please give me a few more months.
00:09:21Okay, you've got 60 days.
00:09:24Oh, thank you, Mr. Oakley.
00:09:27Thank you.
00:09:37Dr. Etheridge.
00:09:41Hi.
00:09:42Dr. Etheridge, I'm Sam Nash with the Independent Voice.
00:09:45Oh.
00:09:46Oh.
00:09:46I'd love to interview you and your research.
00:09:48Yes?
00:09:49Yeah.
00:09:50Yes.
00:09:51Thank you.
00:09:52Thank you.
00:09:52How about next week?
00:09:54Um, I'm, I'm very preoccupied right now.
00:09:58Thank you.
00:09:59Thank you very much.
00:10:00I can come by any time.
00:10:01I'm, my schedule's pretty open.
00:10:03Thank you.
00:10:03Yes.
00:10:04Um, thank you.
00:10:06Thanks.
00:10:07Ha.
00:10:20Sure, keep going.
00:10:42Can I help you with something?
00:10:45Oh, sorry.
00:10:46I've just never seen such pretty clothes before.
00:10:50What are you doing in my room?
00:10:52I'm your new roomie.
00:10:54Debbie Gilbert.
00:10:56You're starting a little late in the semester, aren't you?
00:10:58I'll make it up.
00:11:01I'm Lauren Daly.
00:11:05So, what were you, sick or something?
00:11:10Pregnant.
00:11:14I had an abortion.
00:11:18Sorry, I didn't mean to gross you out or anything.
00:11:22I guess I'm just not used to hearing people admit stuff like that.
00:11:26Well, welcome to the real world.
00:11:39Ash, my lad, you're never going to make it in this racket.
00:11:44You're much of a fucking idealist.
00:11:47You mean, I don't make up lies like you.
00:11:49Hey, it's a writer's duty to embellish from the facts you're born, right?
00:11:54You're boiling to fight the First Amendment.
00:11:56You don't, dude.
00:11:59Yeah, well, if you had any hair on your ass, you'd slip over to that ghoul's lab and catch him
00:12:04humping his monkeys.
00:12:05Humping his monkeys?
00:12:06Well, all right, let's go get him.
00:12:08Excuse me for a second.
00:12:10Fuck off.
00:12:12Now, he's cranking out some major mutations, man.
00:12:15I can smell it.
00:12:16You're a terminal cynic, Duffy.
00:12:17You only see one color.
00:12:19Shit brown.
00:12:20Oh, well, turd is a turd is a turd, right?
00:12:24I'll drink to that.
00:12:35What's that for?
00:12:36Patience, my lad.
00:12:38Yo!
00:12:39Don Ho.
00:12:40Two more here.
00:12:42Two more here.
00:12:47Aren't you afraid of catching some disease?
00:12:49Never been sick a day in my life.
00:12:51Now, look.
00:12:52Here's what we're going to do.
00:12:54We'll wait till about one, then sneak on over to the lab, okay?
00:12:57Oh.
00:13:00Oh.
00:13:02Come on.
00:13:05Then, uh, I'll rifle through his records, you take a few pictures, then we'll, uh, free
00:13:10all the monkeys on the way out.
00:13:11How about that?
00:13:12That's illegal.
00:13:13Yeah, well, we'll pick in your nose in public.
00:13:17Stage two.
00:13:19What's stage three?
00:13:22And four, three, two, one.
00:13:32I'll drink to that.
00:13:37So, what do you say?
00:13:39I'm not breaking into any place until I've got all the facts.
00:13:42Well, that's how you get the facts, Jacko.
00:13:45No, count me out.
00:13:46Oh, you pussy.
00:13:50Well, look, lend me your camera, then, okay?
00:13:53Come on.
00:13:57Come on!
00:14:03Yeah, yeah, I need that.
00:14:05That's good.
00:14:07Okay.
00:14:08Watch this.
00:14:09Don't worry about it.
00:14:13Go.
00:14:24Lab surveillance camera checks out.
00:14:28VCR operational.
00:14:47Hey, Charlie.
00:14:50Put the coffee on.
00:14:51I'm coming back to the 20th century.
00:14:53Careful.
00:14:54Let's go.
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00:37:21Can we please talk now?
00:37:23No, not no.
00:37:37You must be losing it, Lovejoy.
00:37:39Lidin that third bag, Dr. Scum, you are.
00:37:42Time for my bird's gonna be kicking your ass.
00:37:44I don't sweat it. I got it covered.
00:37:47What are you gonna do, iron bodyguards?
00:37:48Or maybe get one of those sex change operations.
00:37:54Listen, you dildos.
00:37:57I'm gonna have the last laugh.
00:37:59Ooh, she's getting pissed.
00:38:04You know what the sweetest thing in life is?
00:38:06What?
00:38:12Revenge.
00:38:19I'm going to the library.
00:38:21Do you want to come?
00:38:21No, thanks.
00:38:23I'm not feeling so hot.
00:38:24You should take it easy.
00:38:27Hang on.
00:38:35There's a lot of fluff going around.
00:38:38Yeah.
00:38:41Did Duffy give you that big hickey?
00:38:44Yeah.
00:38:47You better put some makeup on it.
00:38:53I'll see you later.
00:38:54Bye.
00:38:55Bye.
00:38:55Bye.
00:39:11Bye.
00:39:33Bye.
00:39:35Bye.
00:39:37Bye.
00:39:39Bye.
00:39:48Bye.
00:39:50Bye.
00:39:54Duffy
00:40:03Duffy
00:40:07Hey Duffy
00:40:15Duffy
00:40:19Duffy
00:40:25Hey man
00:40:27Tuchy
00:40:28You
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00:46:02Yes.
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00:46:17Maestro!
00:46:18A little south!
00:46:20Wow!
00:46:21Et some lights!
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00:46:28That's my ball!
00:46:30But!
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00:46:51Actually, later...
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00:51:48Thank you for watching.
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00:53:50Have a nice day.
00:54:07Flow!
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00:55:49Oh my god.
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00:56:32Sam.
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00:58:10I need to perform an autopsy.
00:58:12Where is the body
00:58:13There's not gonna be any autopsy
00:58:15It's over
00:58:17Sam
00:58:18I must perform an autopsy.
00:58:21Where is the body
00:58:23Sam
00:58:33I must perform an autopsy.
00:58:42I kept telling the crazy bastard
00:58:44Not to smoke in bed
00:58:45He wouldn't listen
00:58:52Halloween Monster Stocks Campus
00:58:55How about Demon Killer?
00:58:58What do you think, Sam?
00:59:07I just heard about Duffy
00:59:09I'm really sorry
00:59:12Is there anything I can do?
00:59:15Look, I'm busy
00:59:17I didn't mean to bother you
00:59:21I'm sorry
00:59:24I haven't told Debbie yet
00:59:26I'm worried about her
00:59:27She's got this infected bite on her neck
00:59:29And she won't go to the doctor
00:59:30How did she get it?
00:59:32From Duffy
00:59:32Let's go
00:59:39Let me go in first
00:59:40Why? What's going on?
00:59:41I can't explain it
00:59:42Just get ready to run
01:00:02Oh, my God
01:00:05Sam
01:00:26What's going on?
01:00:28Please tell me
01:00:32Let's get out of here
01:00:47You better sit down for this one
01:00:52Okay
01:00:52Hey
01:00:54What is it?
01:00:58I don't even know where to begin myself
01:01:02That tow truck driver was right
01:01:04About what?
01:01:05It's a red-ass world
01:01:08That's why I wanted to be a reporter
01:01:10So maybe I could do something about it
01:01:13How?
01:01:14I figured that giving people the truth
01:01:16Might help the good guys win
01:01:20You know you're really special
01:01:21Not special enough to save Debbie
01:01:25I wish we knew how Debbie is
01:01:28Let's go call
01:02:00There's no answer
01:02:01Let's go
01:02:03I feel bad, man
01:02:05I feel really bad
01:02:19Let's do it!
01:02:35Dr. Etheridge
01:02:37Debbie!
01:02:38Dr. Etheridge
01:02:42Debbie!
01:02:45Let's go
01:02:54Hey, deucebag
01:02:55Where did you get the costumes?
01:02:57Goodwill?
01:02:58Get back, fucker!
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01:03:30Get back, fucker!
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