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Kaptan Kirk komutasındaki Atılgan (Enterprise) mürettebatının, uzaylı bir profesörün eşini kurtarmak için dünyadan kobay olarak Turist Ömer'i gezegenlerine ışınlamasıyla başlayan bilimkurgu ve komedi türündeki kült bir Yeşilçam filmidir
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00:12:18Where are you going, groom? Are you going to leave our sister pregnant and then run away?
00:12:21Oh my god, are you a scoundrel? Find yourself another groom, couldn't you find another fool besides me?
00:12:26I've only seen this woman's command once before!
00:12:28If, from one opinion, she gets pregnant this many times in one week...
00:12:31...Fifteen or twenty of these are correct in a month.
00:12:33Wait, listen to me, we're getting slandered!
00:12:36What slander!
00:12:37Damn, couldn't you find another guy to push this woman around with?
00:12:41Don't film it!
00:12:44Please, sit down!
00:12:48Hold on! Were you going to answer the phone, bro?
00:12:50Get lost! Couldn't you find another guy to take his picture?
00:12:54Cow!
00:12:56Do you agree to marry Tourist Ömer?
00:12:59Yesss!
00:13:03And you, tourist Ömer, do you agree to marry Hatice Tezsever?
00:13:10We've found the person you'll hand over to Matılgan as the killer!
00:13:14Now, don't pull it over here!
00:13:17We await your reply!
00:13:19Come on groom, just say yes!
00:13:26Oh God, Lord, give me a reason to turn me to dust and leave this place!
00:13:30Save me, destroy me from here!
00:13:34What?
00:13:35What?
00:13:35What?
00:13:35What? You ran away from here, please!
00:13:41Oh my great God, my Lord!
00:13:44You answered my prayer!
00:13:46You brought us to this point of scarcity, leaving us alone with our consciences, believe me!
00:13:51Where is this place?
00:13:52Is this the Zevzele region?
00:13:54Is it a development zone?
00:13:57Oh my God!
00:13:58You are virtually sufficient for what God hasn't specified about a person!
00:14:00Ay iğlingiLouHAHA
00:14:04Hay ig qi
00:14:04Ugh!
00:14:28Are you running away from your age or something?
00:14:30Even clothes have a lifespan!
00:14:32Are you the village headman around here?
00:14:35He's here!
00:14:37It landed on the planet!
00:14:40Let's go find him right away!
00:14:52I'm so bored! Are you going to make me wander around like this all day?
00:14:56Just let it go, let it die!
00:14:58Damn, what a strange creature you are, a monster!
00:15:01Ha! Brother! God sent you!
00:15:04He has it!
00:15:05Where am I now, if you'll excuse me?
00:15:07You're on the largest planet in the galaxy!
00:15:09Ah! So, this place is now close to Kasımpaşa, huh?
00:15:13We are three million light-years away from Kasımpaşa!
00:15:15Ah! So, there's no shoemaker around now, huh?
00:15:20You'll be staying here for a while!
00:15:22Don't worry, you're in safe hands!
00:15:24If it's fifty, it's not fifty, it's a foot!
00:15:26He he!
00:15:39Huh! What are you doing?
00:15:41What are you going to do?
00:15:43Ha!
00:15:43My daughter, are you crazy?
00:15:45The other day I saw a woman on the street, and she was nine months pregnant!
00:15:49You're licking my hand, you're absolutely right!
00:15:52No, don't use Lens!
00:15:54No, no, don't do that, Petsi, no!
00:15:56I want it, exactly the way I want it!
00:15:58Listen to me carefully now!
00:16:01The daring crew will not leave our planet until the murderer of the dead man is found!
00:16:06So, I handed him over to them as a murderer, understand?
00:16:09I'll handle it!
00:16:11Come on!
00:16:19Damn, you'll burn so beautifully in the winter, and man, the installation is finished, I managed with it!
00:16:26Ha ha ha ha!
00:16:27Hey brother, where did that girl go?
00:16:31He had a job.
00:16:32Ah, then go ahead, take it!
00:16:34Professor Krater!
00:16:36Professor Krater!
00:16:38Take this down immediately!
00:16:39Alas!
00:16:40Bring it in the best time!
00:16:41Oh, please don't leave me!
00:16:43Professor Krater!
00:16:53Professor Krater!
00:16:56Ms. Crater!
00:16:57Grim, keep out and about!
00:17:00Have it ready!
00:17:01Your shift lasts until evening!
00:17:02Yes, sir!
00:17:08Don't you have anything better to do than bother me?
00:17:12We have a lot of work to do, Professor!
00:17:14Where is your wife?
00:17:15It's in some kind of excavation!
00:17:17I can't put a guard on his case!
00:17:19An unidentified killer is walking free!
00:17:22I will hand him over to you when the time comes!
00:17:24That's an illogical suggestion, Professor!
00:17:26He might kill someone else before your time comes!
00:17:30You can't bully on my planet!
00:17:32Your complaints will be recorded, Professor!
00:17:34Look, Professor, for some unknown reason, my man was killed!
00:17:37Your lives are in danger too!
00:17:42I am Sparta!
00:17:44Bridge, I'm blind!
00:17:45I'm listening, captain!
00:17:47Makkuru has something to tell you!
00:17:48I wanted us to listen together as the committee gives its answers, Mr. Sparta!
00:17:52I'm listening, doctor!
00:17:54Borchia plant, which is found on M-type planets, was not found anywhere in the body!
00:18:00It also does not contain sodium chloride poison!
00:18:04Explain!
00:18:06There was no salt left in the dead body!
00:18:10The reason?
00:18:11Unknown! The body's normal salt reserves have disappeared!
00:18:15Nancy and the Professor asked us for salt!
00:18:17Have you heard of Sparta?
00:18:19Yes, captain!
00:18:20I want you to focus on this salt issue! There's no poisoning!
00:18:23Mr. Sparta!
00:18:24I am listening!
00:18:25We're dealing with a strange killer!
00:18:31You heard the announcement, Professor!
00:18:34The deceased's body showed an unusually high level of salt consumption, which is medically inexplicable!
00:18:37You asked us for salt too!
00:18:39Ha!
00:18:40Salt is essential on a dry and hot planet!
00:18:45That's all we have left!
00:18:47As you can see, your accusation of murder is a figment of your imagination!
00:18:51Leave the planet now!
00:18:53We can't get anywhere without resolving this situation!
00:18:55Damn it, the horse will die from a terrible accident, and I'll die at the hands of this guy, God help us!
00:19:00Ah!
00:19:01Who are you?
00:19:02We are the golden girls!
00:19:03Ah!
00:19:04Are you made of gold too?
00:19:05Yes!
00:19:05Are you made of gold?
00:19:06Yes!
00:19:07Heh!
00:19:07Damn, I understand you guys should either cash you in and spend it all, or put it in a proper bank!
00:19:11Ah!
00:19:12Look, the quarter gold coin has arrived too, my little son, God willing!
00:19:20Oh, thank you so much, Ms. Eristan!
00:19:22This is for the camel!
00:19:26Huh!
00:19:27Huh!
00:19:28Say at least half a thank you, damn it!
00:19:30Say at least half a thank you!
00:19:32Huh!
00:19:32Damn it, he deserves it!
00:19:33You've found some beautiful, golden girls, they're feeding them and giving them drinks, and yet you still don't smile!
00:19:37Come on, give me a smile!
00:19:39Oh, you'll laugh when I say "selince", won't you, cow?
00:19:42Judging by how flustered you are, you must have known him when he was a dumpling!
00:19:47Of course!
00:19:47Of course!
00:19:48I know Davi!
00:19:50And I'll deliver it to you right away!
00:19:53Erkül!
00:19:54Bring the killer here!
00:19:57Hurry up, Erkül!
00:19:59Wait, let's say a couple of words to their daughters, their golden girls!
00:20:07Damn, haven't you gotten tired of carrying me like a suitcase all morning?!
00:20:11Oh my God!
00:20:12Go carry someone else!
00:20:14This guy keeps bothering me, grabbing me by the back of my neck all the time!
00:20:18Ha!
00:20:19Pull that thing away!
00:20:29Machine or machine?
00:20:30Ha!
00:20:31Is this a machine too?
00:20:32Heh!
00:20:32But the engineer didn't draw this well; look at the model, the ears are so pointy!
00:20:36The hair is weird, just straight, you know?
00:20:39At work!
00:20:40The monster killer you've been looking for!
00:20:41So this is the monster!
00:20:42Ah!
00:20:42Ha!
00:20:43It's vertebral!
00:20:44Let's take him to the ship and examine him!
00:20:45Look at me, examining me closely, won't he tear me apart right there?
00:20:48Ah!
00:20:53That nation they're talking about, quite the squirrel!
00:20:56Shhh!
00:20:57Shhh!
00:20:58Yellow alert, beware of the monster!
00:21:00Speak politely, you idiot! Your father is a monster!
00:21:02Shhh!
00:21:06Yellow alert, beware, I have a monster!
00:21:09I'll devour you all!
00:21:12Shhh!
00:21:14Shhh!
00:21:15Shhh!
00:21:19Shhh!
00:21:19Shhh!
00:21:20Wow, that's great, it's the seat of power!
00:21:25Shhh!
00:21:26Shhh!
00:21:56Shhh!
00:22:01Shhh!
00:22:06Shhh!
00:22:10Shhh!
00:22:22Shhh!
00:22:41Shhh!
00:22:43"I recited his family tree, and he said it was all messed up!"
00:22:46Shhh!
00:23:00Shhh!
00:23:01Come to the office!
00:23:03Shhh!
00:23:30Shhh!
00:23:31Tell us your opinion now!
00:23:33In my opinion, Captain, this creature came from a strange planet!
00:23:36What do you mean, not from our galaxy?
00:23:39I don't know, we need to investigate!
00:23:47Shhh!
00:23:51Come this way!
00:23:54And let's go over this side together!
00:23:58Come on!
00:24:01The difference is a red flag! Everyone to duty!
00:24:06The captain has set sail.
00:24:07Okay, we want a difference?
00:24:08What a fuss you all are making! We just mixed up two buttons, what's the big deal?
00:24:12What more could you ask for? You've taken the ship off orbit!
00:24:14Hakan, I need to give this guy a test right away!
00:24:16Ok!
00:24:17What are you going to do, what are you going to do?
00:24:18What do you mean, you're going to apply it, or take a test?
00:24:21Come on!
00:24:22I'll come on the other ferry, brother!
00:24:25Oh doctor, you're always a part of me, like a part of my conscience!
00:24:32This murder case is really getting me thinking!
00:24:34Captain's logbook, star date two thousand five hundred and twenty point two.
00:24:38A crew member was killed on the planet we came to visit Professor Krater.
00:24:42We still haven't been able to determine the identity of the creature that the professor handed over to us as the killer.
00:24:50Nancy!
00:24:53Makduz is here!
00:25:03Nancy, I have some salt!
00:25:06Nancy!
00:25:09Nancy!
00:25:26Transportation department, Atılgan, this is the transportation department!
00:25:30I'm Ergren, my mission is over!
00:25:33Take me upstairs, okay!
00:25:37You won't get her away from me, professor!
00:26:09Thank you for watching!
00:26:09Nancy!
00:26:10Huh!
00:26:10Huh!
00:26:11Huh!
00:26:12Huh!
00:26:12What is this?
00:26:12You're going to give me a cold!
00:26:14Let's see whose reactions we get, remove it!
00:26:16Huh!
00:26:18Huh!
00:26:19Remove it!
00:26:20Huh!
00:26:20Remove it!
00:26:21Huh!
00:26:22Come on, push forward!
00:26:24Remove it!
00:26:26Come on, push forward!
00:26:28Remove it!
00:26:30Come on, push forward!
00:26:31Enough, enough, stop!
00:26:33Remove it!
00:26:33Enough, stop!
00:26:37Excessive reaction in sex plasma.
00:26:39Huh?
00:26:39A primitive remnant where normal counterparts are clustered.
00:26:42Why don't you read properly? You're pretending to read a geography textbook!
00:26:45Remove it!
00:26:46Lift it up, girl, or else... well, you know what I'm going to do.
00:26:47Huh!
00:26:49Come on, push forward!
00:26:51Lift it up!
00:26:53Huh!
00:26:53Say stop, stop, stop!
00:26:54Can't you just stay silent?
00:26:56I don't understand what I'm doing, please be quiet!
00:26:58No way, for goodness sake!
00:27:00As they say, people learn by talking!
00:27:02If I don't speak, I'll die, doctor. Is my daughter dead?
00:27:05Huh!
00:27:09Doctor, what are the test results?
00:27:11Killer or monster?
00:27:13Come on, are you calling me a monster?
00:27:13Explain my deposit, captain!
00:27:15The brain is practically nonexistent!
00:27:17Huh!
00:27:17Everyone knows I'm brainless!
00:27:19Heart?
00:27:20No!
00:27:21Ah!
00:27:21He called me a blind fool, he called me heartless!
00:27:23Mom!
00:27:24His internal organs are damaged!
00:27:25Oh, I've caught a cold, if you'll excuse the expression, and my intestines are a bit...
00:27:28The investigation is continuing in this direction!
00:27:29Please!
00:27:29Mr. Spock, you continue the investigation!
00:27:32Yes, captain!
00:27:33Mr. Tourist, answer my questions truthfully!
00:27:36Mine!
00:27:37I've never lied in my life!
00:27:39May I be struck by lightning if I said that!
00:27:43Huh!
00:27:46So I told you!
00:27:48Mr. Tourist, are you ready for the intelligence test?
00:27:50You've lied to me, I'm always ready, just like a Turkish scout!
00:27:52So, let's begin!
00:27:53Start!
00:27:54Activating the Tourists from behind with its weighing mechanism...
00:27:57...What happens when we increase the number of Kurists to 45?
00:28:00Huh!
00:28:01Hey son...
00:28:02...She'll be the mother's spinning wheel!
00:28:04What if the tourists start talking about how you're not that annoying?!
00:28:07Now you tell me, if all those things you mentioned happen, what will happen next?
00:28:12You say!
00:28:13Heh!
00:28:14Captain, I can't conduct this investigation!
00:28:16I've lost all my nerves!
00:28:18All your power has gone into your ears, you big-eared fool!
00:28:21Corn Spark!
00:28:24So, it doesn't have the characteristics of a monster!
00:28:26Ah, it had monstrous qualities!
00:28:28Now, may God have mercy on him, he's gone!
00:28:30His monstrous nature struck his rivals from behind in a brawl, I'm talking about Kasım Paşa, what a young man he was!
00:28:35A logical conclusion!
00:28:37There can't be such a primitive monster!
00:28:39That was a monstrous trait! So what is this?
00:28:41Damn, I'm a gem, a real gem!
00:28:43You'll only understand my worth after I'm dead!
00:28:49Ah, so I lied about that too, huh!
00:28:51Yes!
00:28:52Since this isn't a monster, only the professor can give us the answers to everything!
00:28:57We have to find him!
00:28:58So, what will happen to me?
00:29:00You can explore the ship!
00:29:01So, can I do whatever I want?
00:29:02Of course!
00:29:03Good morning my baby!
00:29:03Cenis, cross the bridge with us!
00:29:06You two go across the bridge with Cenis, and we'll stay here in Galata!
00:29:09Okay honey, let's play a game of 66!
00:29:11Hoot!
00:29:13What's the status report, Mr. Spock?
00:29:15There's only one living being in your life, captain, maybe even a professor!
00:29:18What about his wife?
00:29:19I don't know, captain, there aren't any other living creatures!
00:29:24Therefore, the situation is very important!
00:29:26Expand your research!
00:29:27Yes, captain!
00:29:29Prepare the status reports!
00:29:31Well, Mr. Spock!
00:29:47Well, Mr. Spock!
00:29:59Oh, shhh! Look at me, what's that, a whole series of lawsuits, like a television case?
00:30:02Meteorite!
00:30:04There are millions of them in the galaxy.
00:30:05I guess that's the belly button stone next to it!
00:30:07Hey!
00:30:09Erren village, you continue!
00:30:10What is that, man...?
00:30:11That's the planet where the professor lives!
00:30:13Oh, this one?
00:30:14But she's so tiny, man!
00:30:16Not small, we are four lighthairs away from that planet!
00:30:20Brother, please, let's not go more than thirty kilometers!
00:30:22It bothers me, and who knows, maybe I'll get a traffic ticket, man!
00:30:25What's that thirty kilometers?
00:30:27We'll be circling the planet with thirty million people!
00:30:30Oh really? Are there really that many kilometers in the world?
00:30:34We're not on Earth, we're in space!
00:30:36Ha!
00:30:36So, being in space means being far away from home, in space, right?
00:30:40Let us do our job, whether we're tourists or not!
00:30:43Ha, so he's getting work done, but if only he'd be doing any real work!
00:30:47What do you do for a living?
00:30:49I'm preparing a report!
00:30:50Bring the marine reports!
00:30:51Bring the marine reports!
00:30:54Thank you!
00:30:55What is this, man?
00:30:55Girl!
00:30:56What girl?
00:30:57Space girl!
00:30:58What a space girl, she's just like her mother!
00:31:00Come here!
00:31:01Cemil, my teacher, you've settled in!
00:31:02Mr. Tourist, you'll help too!
00:31:04Don't be late, come early!
00:31:06Let me help you for a bit!
00:31:08I'll put them back in their place, tourist!
00:31:10Wow, I have some really valuable possessions!
00:31:13Here, use it to your heart's content!
00:31:16Oh, what kind of machine is this?
00:31:18Computer!
00:31:19What is this used for, man?
00:31:21It's a device that answers every question!
00:31:27Professor and his wife Orin are seven, and they arrived on their planet five years ago!
00:31:32Oh, this machine speaks like a woman!
00:31:35Of course he's talking!
00:31:36Well, should I ask them a question too?
00:31:40It can't go wrong right now!
00:31:41Oh really? Let me ask you a question too, please!
00:31:43I said no, Mr. Tourist!
00:31:45Either break your brother for a machine or something!
00:31:47Okay, so what's the problem?
00:31:49Hehehe!
00:31:51Kompeter!
00:31:52Not a Kompeter!
00:31:53What?
00:31:54Computer!
00:31:56I absolutely can't say that, man!
00:31:58Why don't you say it for me, come on!
00:32:00Answer, computer!
00:32:02Well, what is two times two?
00:32:04Trouble!
00:32:05Ah!
00:32:06He got on!
00:32:08Brother, can I ask you one more question, Kompeter?
00:32:10Of course, Mr. Tourist! We're busy right now!
00:32:12Now that we've done it once, please kiss me on the forehead! Come on!
00:32:14Say kompeter, say kompeter, say kompeter, come on!
00:32:16Kompeter, please answer the questions!
00:32:19Hey Kompeter, what are the lottery results for this week?
00:32:22One, two, zero!
00:32:24Give it, give it, give it!
00:32:25Sifar! One, two, one, one, one, sifar!
00:32:28Did you mess up the reports, Mr. Tourist? You did!
00:32:30Ah!
00:32:30Sifar! One, two, one, two, sifar!
00:32:33Do we ever say, "You messed up our lottery ticket too"?
00:32:37One, two, zero!
00:32:37Damn, I don't want you to be like that, God!
00:32:39Treacherous Kompeter!
00:32:41Ugh!
00:32:42Captain, can I take my annual leave?
00:32:47Can I arrange to take my annual leave and leave the ship, Captain?
00:32:50Why wouldn't I want to stay while Mr. Tourist is here!
00:32:53She was angry with me, but now I'll apologize, we'll make up, give me back!
00:32:57We said give me your hand!
00:32:59Extend your hand, my brother, oh my God!
00:33:02Come to the office!
00:33:03Hand, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
00:33:04Did you see that, captain?
00:33:07An illogical creature!
00:33:35MUSIC
00:33:45MUSIC
00:34:14MUSIC
00:34:16Captain, I brought Mr. Scotty's report; there's a malfunction in the computer's audio frequencies.
00:34:22Check the sound frequencies, Mr. Scotty!
00:34:25Yes, captain, give Cem his voice amplifier!
00:34:29Give it to me, girl, give it to me!
00:34:32Just give it to me!
00:34:34Hurry up, Preston!
00:34:39Thank you.
00:34:55You will check the reflector!
00:35:00Brother, what on earth is this?
00:35:01Sound amplifier!
00:35:03It magnifies sounds a million times.
00:35:04No way!
00:35:05An insect's gait is as loud as a clap of thunder.
00:35:31Captain, the cyan seller is under control!
00:35:34Thanks, Mr. Spock!
00:35:35What is the current situation on the planet?
00:35:37I'll explain!
00:36:06The subtitle says, "M. Spock, what is this?"
00:36:07It could be a warning sign.
00:36:13Should we set an alarm or turn it off?
00:36:15No, raise the red alert. The situation is critical.
00:36:24All units are on red alert!
00:36:34Three plus five decks, full readiness.
00:36:36Forget about the preparations, what happened to the case?
00:36:38Believe me, honestly, it's zero.
00:36:40There is an inexplicable danger.
00:36:41There's nothing that's unclear, it's clear now.
00:36:42Whatever's in my stomach, give it your all.
00:36:44Look at me!
00:36:45Get ready to shoot, Kazar!
00:36:46I'm telling you, stop all the shooting and stuff, it's all my fault!
00:36:49The weapons should be adjusted for lethality.
00:36:51Absolutely not, forget about this hunger strike, I'm talking about it!
00:36:54Hey man, what happened with this case?
00:36:59Look, look, come look, look!
00:37:00Look, now I'm holding it like this, look, there's nothing wrong, do you see?
00:37:03Look, it's not there!
00:37:04Look!
00:37:07It's coming from my stomach, brother, it's rumbling with hunger!
00:37:09I'm telling you, why are you grumbling, you idiot? I'm saying, "Do we have it and we're not eating it?"
00:37:12...And it's still like that, gr gr gr gr gr!
00:37:15All troops to their positions!
00:37:19Oh brother, please take this machine, I don't want to keep it!
00:37:22My hunger is enough for me already!
00:37:23Thank you, Mr. Tourist!
00:37:24You're welcome, not at all, it's our duty!
00:37:26Don't ever touch anything there again!
00:37:27Okay, but please don't leave your toys lying around again!
00:37:31My child!
00:37:32Mr. Spock, it seems Mr. Tourist is hungry!
00:37:37A bizarre noise coming from my stomach!
00:37:39But Mr. Tourist is right!
00:37:40Hungry!
00:37:43There is a count on decks three and five, all officers to submit their reports!
00:37:49There is a count on decks three and five, all officers to submit their reports!
00:37:59Ooooohhh!
00:38:00May those who provide water and bread be many!
00:38:02Thank God, we've had enough to eat!
00:38:05Let me light a space cigarette now!
00:38:11Oh!
00:38:13Space cigarettes are invisible!
00:38:15Ok!
00:38:17It's good if we don't get caught in the smoke with this invisible cigarette!
00:38:20Shhh!
00:38:21Shhh!
00:38:23Shhh!
00:38:24Look, I've filled my stomach, thank God!
00:38:27Enjoy your meal!
00:38:27Thanks, captain!
00:38:28Well, you spocked it!
00:38:30Look, look!
00:38:31Look!
00:38:32What's up? It's been so quiet!
00:38:36Your stomach is more sensible than you!
00:38:38Come on!
00:38:38He doesn't make a sound when he's full!
00:38:40Ah!
00:38:40You're always quiet except when it comes to logic, you've become a Spock!
00:38:44Hey, look at me!
00:38:45Why are your ears so pointy?
00:38:48Sir, did your father suffer a lot when you were little?
00:38:51Everyone in our environment has long ears, Mr. Tourist!
00:38:55So, if people in your country have such long ears, how long do donkeys have?
00:39:00We don't have donkeys!
00:39:01Really?!
00:39:02On the contrary, we also have a donkey that defies logic, so dishonorable, like sand, may God protect us!
00:39:07Our blood is green too!
00:39:09Green?
00:39:09Yes!
00:39:11Ah!
00:39:11Hey Spock, whatever you do, don't drink milk!
00:39:14From where?
00:39:15If you drink milk, you'll turn into a green and white, loyal jersey!
00:39:19You'll just keep wobbling around in the cluster!
00:39:22I don't understand what you're saying, Mr. Tourist!
00:39:24Remember this: for us, logic comes first!
00:39:27Haha! And don't forget, brother, we also get the most important thing in our culture: the side dish!
00:39:31Sir?
00:39:32Shhh!
00:39:37I wonder if you've made a mistake...
00:39:39Your guarantee!
00:39:42Here you go, captain!
00:39:43Please deal with Mr. Tourist!
00:39:45You're the best!
00:39:47Will you come with me?
00:39:48To where?
00:39:49To the flowerbed!
00:39:50Of course I'll come, but please, just a minute, just a minute!
00:39:53Goodbye, Mr. Pointy Ear!
00:39:55Look over here, you rude ear!
00:39:58Give me your hand so I can tell your fortune!
00:40:00Sir?
00:40:01Shhh!
00:40:03Look at me, instead of going to the flower garden, how about I build you a movie theater?
00:40:07Ha?
00:40:08I couldn't have saved you any other way, Mr. Spock!
00:40:10Being able to give logical answers to Mr. Tourist's two questions...
00:40:14...More difficult than solving all of space mathematics!
00:40:16Oh captain!
00:40:19Zzz! What is it?
00:40:20I don't know!
00:40:21Ask the computer if you want!
00:40:34Zzz! What is it?
00:40:44Zzz! What is a computer?
00:40:54Zzzzz!
00:40:55Zzzzz!
00:40:56Zzzzzkt!
00:41:01Vissss tolerance!
00:41:09Calpitaras?
00:41:10The table is scratched!
00:41:12Shhh!
00:41:14Oh, where am I?
00:41:16Children's playground.
00:41:18So, where are the children?
00:41:19These are my children.
00:41:21Oh, are these my children now?
00:41:23He he!
00:41:24Oh, may God forgive them all, but you must have had a hard time giving birth to those thorny ones, haha!
00:41:28We grow these ourselves.
00:41:30So, who is their father?
00:41:32Mr. Spock!
00:41:33Ah!
00:41:34What a joker!
00:41:36There's something going on between you two, isn't there?
00:41:38Mr. Spock loves flowers, not me.
00:41:40So, what do you do?
00:41:41I'm looking after the flowers.
00:41:43No, you're looking at the flowers.
00:41:44Okay, may God look after you too.
00:41:45I'll look after things occasionally, and you'll manage to get by.
00:41:48Let me help you a little.
00:41:50Oh Mr. Tourist, you're very funny.
00:41:52Yes, I've become quite the joker now.
00:41:53I used to be a boatman, now I'm a joker.
00:41:56I don't understand what you're saying.
00:41:57I'm telling you, you're very flashy too.
00:42:00Hahaha!
00:42:01Salting it up!
00:42:02Enough, enough!
00:42:03We've salted it and gathered it, now what?
00:42:05What's the harm? I'll feed them.
00:42:07Oh, so what is this?
00:42:08Meat!
00:42:08Ah!
00:42:09Look here!
00:42:12Can flowers eat meat?
00:42:14What are you doing?
00:42:17Yes, it's a carnivorous flower.
00:42:19Let me see, let me see!
00:42:19Hey, take your hand away!
00:42:20What?
00:42:21Then he tears it off.
00:42:22Let me see, let me see.
00:42:23You said check.
00:42:24Why are you hitting me?
00:42:35Why are you hitting me?
00:42:36What are you doing?
00:42:37Shhh!
00:42:37It's like a kiss from your flowers, a hand-kissing gesture; may God begin with beautiful homes.
00:42:42May you live a long life, and may you have many people kissing your hand.
00:42:43That's not a flower, it's a crew entering.
00:42:45Get out of here, forget it!
00:42:48He got angry, probably because he felt like a stranger.
00:42:51Ugh!
00:42:52Ugh!
00:42:52Ugh!
00:42:53Ugh!
00:42:54Ugh!
00:43:00Ugh!
00:43:01Crew entering!
00:43:03The crew joined, but...
00:43:05...So, the crew came in and went out.
00:43:06Ugh!
00:43:12Dear sister, I don't like it here, I'm leaving.
00:43:15It's like an asylum; you go in, you come out, flowers bloom, aha!
00:43:20Here you go, darling, you must be hungry.
00:43:24Here you go, sweetie!
00:44:05Judge
00:44:43Shhh, look at me, look at me, he walked!
00:44:50Shhh! You pumpkin, you pumpkin!
00:44:52Shhh! Brother Spak!
00:44:52Look at me, you know that flower? It came in and went out, but the crew is gone!
00:44:55The guy turned white, then...
00:44:57The guy turned black, then I said, "What!"
00:44:58I told you I had work to do!
00:45:00Captain, captain!
00:45:02It was white, then it came right on top, it turned black, and then the girl...
00:45:06Mr. Tourist, please don't disturb us! Please sit down!
00:45:09Doctor, you know that flower, the one that came and went, the crew, and then that black one...
00:45:13...Such things happen on that page, Mr. Tourist!
00:45:15Take a break, sit down!
00:45:22Shhh!
00:45:23It seems we were right, Mr. Tourist!
00:45:28What we're saying is true, but we can't explain it to anyone!
00:45:31Why are you doing this with your hands, like you're reciting a funeral prayer? How about you for my council?
00:45:38Captain, look, he's dead!
00:45:40Yes, it's dead, red spots!
00:45:42Call Doctor McCoy for me quickly!
00:45:45Doctor McCoy, to deck number seven!
00:45:47Doctor McCoy, to deck number seven!
00:46:08Captain, while you're at it, the killer must be on this ship, we must find him!
00:46:12Yes, let's do that!
00:46:14Yes, captain!
00:46:17Hey doctor, could you take a look over there?
00:46:23Exactly!
00:46:27We're out of salt!
00:46:29We need to find the professor immediately, prepare for teleportation, we're landing!
00:46:34So, is the dead person dead or not?
00:46:36Yaber, you didn't believe me, did you?
00:46:38I'm leaving our legend on the ground!
00:46:39Mr. Tourist, come with us, I'm coming down!
00:46:41If you leave me here, I won't stay anyway, you've already disgraced me!
00:46:43Come on, Mr. Nashit, let's go!
00:46:45Come on, come on, walk, walk!
00:46:47Walk!
00:46:52Stop chirping!
00:46:53I have no doubt that my crew were killed by a strange creature!
00:46:56We have a killer among us who can take on the form of anyone he wants at any moment!
00:47:00Only Professor Krater and his wife can give us the most accurate answer!
00:47:04Again, suddenly we're here, how did this happen?
00:47:08Ion, candide, and andrion rays created all material energy!
00:47:11Heh, who made you talk such nonsense?
00:47:14Look around the area, and report anything suspicious!
00:47:17Yes sir, captain. Mr. Tourist, please sit over there and wait for us!
00:47:19Is he here?
00:47:20Yes!
00:47:20Okay, I'll park here, sit like a potted plant, and wait for you!
00:47:28Why haven't you left yet?
00:47:29I turned the killer over!
00:47:32Professor, I'm Captain Kirk!
00:47:34Let the game end already!
00:47:35Mr. Tourist is neither a monster nor a murderer!
00:47:37Where is the real killer?
00:47:42Spock, use your ninth power and open the door!
00:48:35Bee!
00:48:43The real killer!
00:49:12Did the professor unleash this monster on us?
00:49:14Given that this was the route he took to escape, what would be the most logical answer?
00:49:17We need to find the professor as soon as possible, Spock!
00:49:27Jim!
00:49:28What's up, Mr. Spock?
00:49:35Dead!
00:49:36Graham!
00:49:38The same red plates!
00:49:40The same death!
00:49:42Graham had returned to the ship when his shift was over.
00:49:44So there's someone else on board who looks like him.
00:49:47We are facing a monster that can take on any form.
00:49:55Kirk is looking for the Enterprise.
00:49:57This is the Enterprise, I'm Scotty, captain.
00:49:59Scotty, there's a stranger on the Enterprise.
00:50:02He might be disguised as Graham.
00:50:03Full alert on the bow and stern decks.
00:50:05The third security plan will be implemented.
00:50:07But first, pull Gray's body up.
00:50:11Ok.
00:50:13Where is the doctor?
00:50:14He was going around from the other side, captain.
00:50:18Let's move on.
00:50:49Let's move on.
00:50:49Doctor!
00:50:49So, he's on the planet, but one thing's certain: he could disguise himself as any of us at any moment, captain!
00:50:53So it seems the monster is trying to survive by disguising itself as others.
00:50:58Give him salt, salt!
00:51:00From where?
00:51:02There will be no reason for him to attack!
00:51:04That's a good idea, but illogical!
00:51:06What will happen to the dead men?
00:51:07Stop arguing, we need to find the professor immediately, let's move on, yes captain!
00:51:38Thanks for watching!
00:51:42Girl!... Peace be upon you!
00:51:54What are you doing, are you performing ablution, my daughter?
00:52:02Let me see, too.
00:52:05My daughter, first tell us what you're saying, what you're doing, and then do it, because we're curious, I'm telling you, what is this all about, your hand...
00:52:11Are you driving?
00:52:11Spak is speaking!
00:52:13Spak is speaking!
00:52:14What are you talking about?
00:52:15Spak is speaking, answer him!
00:52:18Oh dear, oh my god, wait a minute, hold on girl, can't you see, my coarse ear is stuck under me, God help me!
00:52:25Look at me, we're doing something here!
00:52:27Are you alright, Mr. Tourist?
00:52:29What do you mean, are you alright? We're saying don't disturb us during working hours, we have work to do, can't you see?
00:52:33Keep going, my son!
00:52:37Do it again, and let me do it too.
00:52:40Mr. Tourist!
00:52:41Have some kukureç (a type of Turkish dessert), and if you like tripe soup, you can have some from here too!
00:52:51Come on!
00:52:52No, you've gone too far, don't drag it out, come here!
00:52:58Where are you going?
00:52:59How wonderful, we were licking each other!
00:53:02Spock!
00:53:04Tüpak!
00:53:05Tüpak!
00:53:06Did you miss me?
00:53:08Here now!
00:53:09I came from beyond the stars for you!
00:53:12Supply.
00:53:22Just get out of here!
00:53:25This talking box has become a real problem!
00:53:27Get out of here!
00:53:29Haa!
00:53:30You were dead!
00:53:32I had died for others.
00:53:34I have always lived for you.
00:53:36Brother Spak, believe it or not, he looked completely different just a moment ago, now he has long ears!
00:53:42Where did this talking box come from?
00:53:46Hello, Switchboard, connect me to Captain Kirk!
00:53:49Yes, I said Kirk!
00:53:50What, an orange?
00:53:52What oranges? Come on Adana, let's get some! I want Körk!
00:53:56Kill!
00:53:57Spock, get out of the way, get out of the way! Get out of the way, don't hit me, I'll hit the woman, get out of the way!
00:54:00Be careful!
00:54:02Get lost, you idiot!
00:54:05Spock, protect me!
00:54:07Get out of my way, for God's sake! I was just about to hit on a woman once in my life, get out of my way!
00:54:12Don't touch her!
00:54:13Oh, if you want, give me your gun, should I shoot him with that?
00:54:15Spock! Brother Kork!
00:54:18I'm telling you, don't touch it!
00:54:21Kill them, Spak!
00:54:22Kill them, Spak!
00:54:24Hey, why are you hitting me?!
00:54:34What's wrong with you, Mr. Spock?
00:54:38Spak?
00:54:43Huh!
00:54:52Kill!
00:54:58Kill!
00:55:00Kill!
00:55:01Kill!
00:55:03Kill!
00:55:04Kill!
00:55:07Kill!
00:55:08Kill!
00:55:09Kill!
00:55:10Kill!
00:55:10Kill!
00:55:10Kill!
00:55:11Kill!
00:55:13Kill!
00:55:13Kill!
00:55:53Where are you going, girl?
00:55:55Doctor!
00:55:56Where did the girl go?
00:55:58They were fighting now, the captain being the one with the rough ear!
00:56:01The girl ran away!
00:56:02What, look at me, this side, it can't be this side!
00:56:05Nobody's there.
00:56:06Ah!
00:56:07Please calm down.
00:56:08Brother, she's a girl now...
00:56:09...We are facing a terrifying monster.
00:56:12Let's find him/her immediately before we lose each other.
00:56:13No, there's no need for me to call or get myself into trouble...
00:56:18One minute!
00:56:19Come on, Captain Kölk!
00:56:22If these fighters can't get you out of my planet...
00:57:02...Captain Kölk!
00:57:11...Captain Kölk!
00:57:26...Captain Kölk!
00:57:29Yaaaa!
00:57:31Ugh!
00:57:32Come on, those crooked gymnasts have arrived, let's get out of here, you've seen those weirdos!
00:57:37Yaaaa!
00:57:48Where did you send the bulldozers?
00:57:49So you've returned to Van!
00:57:51I asked, "Where did you send them?"
00:57:52Blindfolded, onto the donkey!
00:57:54Call them all back!
00:57:55No!
00:57:56I will do anything to make them leave my planet!
00:57:58I want them to stay!
00:58:00The salt I need is in their bodies!
00:58:03Call them all back!
00:58:05It's too late now!
00:58:06Come one by one, you bastards!
00:58:09May God not punish you all!
00:58:13Yaaaa!
00:58:16Don't be so rude!
00:58:19If I start now, I'll drag this whole place to the dog kennel!
00:58:23Get out of the way!
00:58:25Yaaaa!
00:58:29Yaaaa!
00:58:30Get lost, you disgusting wretch!
00:58:37You can save them by making their warriors fight each other!
00:58:40All I want is for them to leave!
00:58:42Then I'll change them!
00:58:44Huh!
00:58:58What's up, you cows, you're scared of us, aren't you? We'll turn on each other, won't we?
00:59:01Come on, come here, come at me, come on!
00:59:03Huh!
00:59:05Huh!
00:59:09Huh!
00:59:10Come on!
00:59:17Put that arm back to its original position!
00:59:20Will you shoot me?
00:59:21I will!
00:59:22I wouldn't hesitate to get hurt to save you and our planet!
00:59:25Don't you understand me?
00:59:26I need their salt!
00:59:28If we destroy them, all of the federation's warships will come here!
00:59:31Many people, many salts!
00:59:33We can't fight them all!
00:59:35Death will come to us!
00:59:37Those in Atılgan must leave!
00:59:39Straighten that arm!
00:59:42Come back! Come back!
00:59:52You're ready again, you're ready again!
00:59:54Huh!
00:59:54Huh!
00:59:55Huh!
00:59:57Huh!
00:59:57Huh!
00:59:58Never mind that, look at the acrobat, look at the acrobat!
01:00:01Now I'll show you!
01:00:05Huh!
01:00:07Huh!
01:00:08Huh!
01:00:08Huh!
01:00:18Huh!
01:00:19You don't understand! You're a professor, man!
01:00:21Get inside and see what happens to each other!
01:00:23Oh... you're old enough...
01:00:25...Now, a little more work!
01:00:28Yahhhh!
01:00:29We made a mistake...
01:00:34Take each other, embrace each other!
01:00:38Get lost!
01:00:40Okay, okay, come on! I'll wait!
01:00:43Wait, wait, I'm coming, wait!
01:00:48Even if they hadn't turned on each other, they would have finished us off.
01:00:53I'm Captain Korp!
01:00:54I'm Captain Scottie, Captain!
01:00:56Erger is not on board.
01:00:59But there's something more important. Dr. McCoy is here.
01:01:03Is Dr. McCoy on board?
01:01:04Yes, we found him unconscious on the ship.
01:01:07So the one on our side was a fake McCoy.
01:01:10So, it's a monster.
01:01:12Am I the monster?
01:01:13Doctor, come down immediately. We don't have time to explain.
01:01:17Do you have any other orders, Captain?
01:01:19Stay in touch and be careful.
01:01:21Okay, Körp is taking over.
01:01:24Your orders, Captain?
01:01:25Now we need to find the fake McCoy.
01:01:31Mr. Animal, Professor!
01:01:33Where is the fake doctor, professor?
01:01:34So we know it's not real?
01:01:36Yes, we know.
01:01:37You will also tell us what we don't know.
01:01:49Get off my planet!
01:01:52Leave us alone!
01:02:04Go!
01:02:05Spanf!
01:02:08Where is your wife, professor? Where is the monster?
01:02:12My wife died two years ago.
01:02:15What you saw was the last surviving specimen of an extinct creature.
01:02:18An extinct creature?
01:02:21Yes.
01:02:23He needed salt to save his life.
01:02:27The race that we call advanced civilization has destroyed the true beauty of nature.
01:02:34He was fighting to ensure his lineage continued.
01:02:38It's the end for both of us.
01:02:41Where is he looking for?
01:02:43He's after a new deal.
01:02:45What?
01:02:48We must find the monster before it finds its new prey.
01:02:51That's absolutely right, captain.
01:02:52Spock takes the professor outside.
01:03:21Added to the captain's logbook.
01:03:23Added to the captain's logbook.
01:03:23Kim Scotti's note.
01:03:25We have received no new news from Captain Kirk, who landed on the planet.
01:03:28The unidentified monster could pose a threat at any moment.
01:03:34Our suspicions were correct.
01:03:35The monster is disguised as a doctor.
01:03:46Our opinion is...
01:04:05Harak
01:04:07Leonard, I'm so scared!
01:04:08I told you to calm down!
01:04:11Protect me, Leonard!
01:04:13Get away from him, doctor!
01:04:15What's wrong with you, Cim?
01:04:16That's not Nancy, that's a monster!
01:04:19You killed four of my men!
01:04:20Lie!
01:04:23Are you crazy, you idiot?
01:04:24Doctor, this strange creature needs salt!
01:04:30I can't be!
01:04:31Look, Nancy!
01:04:32Salt!
01:04:34Salt!
01:04:37Salt!
01:04:54Come, Nancy, come and get it!
01:04:56You need him!
01:04:59You're scaring him, you idiot!
01:05:01This isn't fear, this is hunger!
01:05:03Look at yourself!
01:05:04Leonard, if you love me, get this man away from me!
01:05:07Jim, you're scaring him!
01:05:09Come on, Nancy, this is what you wanted!
01:05:11Salt, come and get some!
01:05:12Ha!
01:05:13What did you do, Makgoy?
01:05:16What are you doing, doctor?
01:05:29What are you doing? No, no!
01:05:29And DIGILP!
01:05:38Shoot!
01:05:39He'll kill the captain, shoot him!
01:05:41No!
01:05:41Go ahead!
01:05:44Shoot, doctor!
01:05:45I can't kill Nenisi!
01:06:24Is this Nancy, doctor?
01:06:29Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
01:06:33Is this Nancy, doctor?
01:06:35Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
01:06:44Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
01:06:45Leonard, don't do that!
01:06:48Don't kill me!
01:06:50Stop!
01:06:53Forgive me!
01:06:54Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
01:07:13Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
01:07:29I'm sorry, doctor!
01:07:30So the monster is always among us, disguised as a doctor.
01:07:32Shut up! Shut up!
01:07:34There! This is the monster, this is the monster!
01:07:35Isn't this the monster, Mr. Toro?
01:07:36This is it!
01:07:38Which one are you?
01:07:41What?
01:07:45Eeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
01:07:46Don't worry, Mr. Toro.
01:07:47The monster is dead.
01:07:48The monster is dead, but you're alive, and everyone's afraid of you!
01:07:50Shhh!
01:07:54Shhh!
01:07:56Shhh!
01:07:58Hey Feliş, my darling, look here!
01:08:01Shhh!
01:08:01Are you going to take a shower?
01:08:02We'll send you down to earth with it.
01:08:04Really? Would you send a guy to his death for that?
01:08:06The light energy instantly sends you back through the light paths to the place where you first came from?
01:08:10I'll reduce it back to where it was when you first arrived.
01:08:11I don't like this at all. If you want, I can take a minibus. Isn't there a minibus stop around here?
01:08:15Speak well, they're ready!
01:08:17Are you going to move from your seat to eat, Mr. Tourist?
01:08:18Done!
01:08:20Ah, brothers, thank you all very much, may God bless you!
01:08:24But Captain Kirk, if you ever manage to convince me to come to my humble abode, I'll be waiting for you!
01:08:28A poorhouse?
01:08:28Yes, a humble dwelling!
01:08:29What does that mean?
01:08:31Oh, don't you know? Ask the comparator, is he moving?
01:08:33Stay where you are, Mr. Tourist!
01:08:34Okay, let's not hurt each other now, it's just a matter of a humble dwelling for a compador!
01:08:37Please take your seat, Mr. Tourist!
01:08:39Don't move!
01:08:40Please don't move!
01:08:42With the most separate thing!
01:08:43Ah, wait a minute, hold on a minute!
01:08:45Let's say goodbye, come on, dear doctor!
01:08:48Lots of patients, and lots of joy for you, captain!
01:08:52Hey my friend!
01:08:53Oh, you rough-eared fool!
01:08:55So I'll neither throw you away nor sell you!
01:08:57Come on, let me do it again, and again!
01:09:00Yeah, I felt like doing it again, let's see what happens!
01:09:04Well, honestly, I've never had a friend who was like a volcano!
01:09:06Meshter Tourist!
01:09:07Please give me your hand!
01:09:09Before!
01:09:10Buzz!
01:09:10Oh, ear!
01:09:12He took it from me, sold it back to me, I swear, just as he was leaving!
01:09:14Well, I can only go so far at this rate!
01:09:17Come on, beam me up, beam me up!
01:09:20Get energized!
01:09:40You're running away, huh!
01:10:06You're running away, huh!
01:10:08May you be pleased!
01:10:10So, in this illogical situation, we'll just have to manage with it!
01:10:14Should I scare them?
01:10:15Yes!
01:10:16Look, everyone else was scared, but the bride wasn't!
01:10:18Thanks, Spock!
01:10:19Thank you, may you live long, you rough, dry creature!
01:10:22Greetings and best wishes to all of you from Kasımpaşa, goodbye for now!
01:10:28Mr. Tourist hasn't forgotten you, Spock!
01:10:31He was an illogical man!
01:10:32But Mr. Spock gave you a lot of trouble!
01:10:35But the doctor was a good man, still!
01:10:38Get ready for action, Mr. Spock!
01:10:40Get to work!
01:10:46Complete the deorbitaling process, as you command!
01:10:54One, one, two, two!
01:12:39Thank you for watching.
01:12:53You keep hitting and then running away, you're acting like a man!
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