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Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed Season 1 Episode 4
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00:10Oh God, I've never done this before.
00:13Oh, I've gone home with someone I just met.
00:17Did you know when I walked into the par that this was gonna happen?
00:21Yeah.
00:22Yeah?
00:22Yeah.
00:24I could see you looking at me.
00:27I wanted to fuck you right there.
00:30Oh my God, I don't know anything about you.
00:32What's your name?
00:35Kevin.
00:36What?
00:36Kevin.
00:37Kevin?
00:38Oh, Kevin, what do you do for work?
00:40I was fired.
00:43Yeah?
00:44Yeah.
00:46Stealing at work, office supplies, white collar stuff.
00:52Mm-hmm.
00:53I'm sorry, I can't do this.
00:55Okay.
00:55I can't do it.
00:56I suck at roleplay.
00:57No, it's okay.
00:58I think-
00:59That just takes me out of it.
01:00I find roleplaying so goofy.
01:03I can't do it.
01:04God, dude, I was like fucking right there.
01:07I can't do it.
01:07You were?
01:08Yes, please, we can make this work.
01:10We can make this work.
01:11Yes.
01:11With the Kevin shit?
01:13Yes, you're desperate and you're unemployed.
01:19It's not a-
01:20And I'm a big, important headhunter.
01:23Okay.
01:24And you're gonna tell me about your special skills, Kevin.
01:29I'm proficient at Photoshop.
01:33And?
01:34I'm a B plus at Excel.
01:37Okay.
01:38And?
01:39I'm good at sex stuff.
01:42Sex stuff.
01:43Can we just-
01:46Do it?
01:49Yeah.
01:52Mmm.
01:55Mmm.
01:57Mmm.
02:00Oh.
02:04Oh.
02:06Yeah.
02:07Yeah, that's good.
02:33It's a race.
02:34It's a race.
02:35It's a race.
02:36It's a race.
02:38It's a race.
02:45Stop.
02:46We got two different shoes.
02:47I got it.
02:48You want Blue Star or you want Pink?
02:49Ooh, maybe.
02:50There you go.
02:51Okay, uh, it's a prince now.
02:52Got him.
02:56Yeah.
02:57Alright, which target are we going to?
02:59A good one.
03:00Great.
03:04Fuck.
03:05Easy, Carl.
03:10Almost ruined my motherfucking day Jesus. Caleb, can you move? We have to go
03:17Hey guys, oh
03:19Anybody want a beer? No. No, we're running late. Hazel. What about you?
03:25Extra cold. Stop. Stop it. We are very late for something though, so we've got to go. Yeah
03:32Yeah, no, I got you. Thank you. Great. Well, have a blessed day
03:36I'm gonna back up. Do you want? I mean, you're very close. You got space bud
03:59I'll get the gift
04:09I'll get the gift card.
04:12Everybody
04:12I'll get the gift card.
04:13What's your gift card?
04:15Yeah. Hey, I'm sorry.
04:17Ain't it true that
04:19Everybody's looking for the same thing
04:21Ain't it true?
04:22With just no doubt
04:24There's some things that you can't do without
04:27And that's good
04:29Oh, actually, do you gift card?
04:31You're in Target, sir
04:33Right, yeah. I got you
04:35Oh, great. Thanks.
04:36$141.99
04:37Oh, Jesus, Carl. Isn't this kid like seven years old?
04:41Yeah, but it's my boss's kid
04:42So if he likes it, then you get a better parking spot?
04:45No, but if you want to impress the guys, you got to play the game, Paula
04:52That is some Martha Stewart shit
04:55Oh, looks good
04:56Woohoo
04:57You take the price tag off?
04:59Yeah, pretty sure
05:00You got to be sure sure
05:02You sure sure?
05:03Really?
05:11You should probably just look over there because there's nothing
05:13to see here
05:16It was on?
05:17This is just part of the box
05:21Great
05:21One job, huh, pal?
05:23Yeah
05:24Yeah, one job
05:34Um, can you activate party mode?
05:37Activated
05:37How long do you think you want to stay?
05:40Well, I really want to get some good face time with Bryce
05:42So maybe a couple hours
05:43Can you do that?
05:44Yeah, I'm just thinking about Hazel
05:45She's good
05:46Party mode activated, right?
05:48Yeah
05:48Good
05:50It'll be fun, right?
05:51Mm-hmm
05:51And if you hit a wall, let's have a safe word
05:53Let's have it, uh, let's have it be raisins
05:56All right
05:57Um, party mode activated
05:59Party mode activated
06:00Ding dong, ding dong
06:03Okay, I got it, I got it
06:04Hey, good to see you
06:06Good to see you
06:06Welcome, come on in
06:07Yeah, thanks
06:08We've got the birthday chaos is back there
06:10You know my wife, Kirsten?
06:12Yes
06:12Oh my god, what a beautiful house
06:14Kirsten
06:14It's Kirsten
06:15I think I said that
06:18Kirsten
06:18Carl, let's make sure to connect later, yeah?
06:20Love it, yeah, thank you
06:21Carl
06:22Lucas
06:23Stop it
06:24Oh, you already have drinks
06:28Kirsten
06:28Okay
06:29Got it right that time
06:51Hi, Bill
06:52Hey, you know Lucas and Ron, right?
06:54From the design studio with me?
06:55Yeah
06:56Oh, and you remember Mallory, of course
06:58Hi
06:58You need it
06:59Yeah, yeah, of course
07:00Where were they?
07:02Oh, I thought, um, I don't know
07:04Carl mentioned something
07:05I don't
07:07Uh, you want to show me where you got that drink?
07:09Um, yeah
07:10Yeah, sure
07:11Do you mind grabbing me one?
07:12Sure
07:13Thanks
07:18I'm not actually drinking
07:19I just needed to go to the bathroom
07:21And didn't want Lucas to picture me peeing
07:23Oh, is he one of those?
07:25Oh, yeah
07:25Like his photo should be duct taped to the wall in HR
07:28Mm
07:29I'll catch you later
07:30Yeah, but, uh, full disclosure
07:32I will be picturing you peeing
08:01Mommy, I need your help
08:02Come on
08:02Mommy, I need your help
08:02Yeah
08:06Yeah
08:07Mom
08:10That's your favorite kind of thing to paint
08:12Happy birthday to you
08:19Happy birthday to you
08:24Happy birthday to you
08:26Happy birthday to you
08:30Happy birthday to you
08:37Okay, whoa, come on, stinky butt, let's go.
08:47So I believe that to be true.
08:49Hey, this one's ready to go.
08:53My tummy hurts, but my mouth wants more cake.
08:55Okay, I barely connected with Bryce. I can't go right now.
08:58Oh, I know. I guess you were too busy doing other stuff.
09:01What does that even mean?
09:02Nothing. Just, yeah, she's done and I'm ready.
09:06Okay, well, I can't be the first one to leave because it's a bad look, right?
09:09Well, the creepy Lucas guy just left like 20 minutes ago.
09:12Okay, Paula, it's a work thing, babe.
09:13Yeah, I could really use some raisins.
09:16Well, it's not really time for raisins.
09:17Is raisins your safe word?
09:19At work, Carl and I say ficus when we want out of a meeting.
09:22Okay, my safe word with my wife is you're in trouble.
09:28That's funny, yeah. Okay.
09:30All right.
09:30Bye, everybody.
09:31Bye. Bye, guys.
09:32Hey, I'll see you at home.
09:33I'll take an Uber.
09:35Good night, Hayes.
09:36Love ya.
09:46So funny.
09:49So, yeah, we'll do it.
10:12Do you want to make a wish?
10:20No, it is not.
10:22It is not.
10:23Mine is.
10:24I don't even want to hear that.
10:29One second.
10:30Yeah?
10:32Hey, what's up?
10:36What?
10:37Are you okay?
10:39Is Hazel okay?
10:43Okay, all right.
10:44Just stay calm.
10:45I'll be right home, okay?
10:47All right.
10:48Holy shit.
10:49Holy shit.
10:49What?
10:50She got in a car accident.
10:52What?
10:52Yeah.
10:53But I don't know.
10:53Could you possibly...
10:54I'll drive you.
11:04Hey, are you okay?
11:08Hey, are you okay?
11:08What happened, Paula?
11:11Hey.
11:29Is he dead?
11:33What the fuck happened?
11:35Um, he came out of nowhere.
11:39I didn't see him.
11:41I tried to stop.
11:44Is he dead?
11:45Where's Hazel?
11:47Um, she's inside.
11:48She's fine.
11:49She didn't see anything.
11:51She was, um, asleep.
11:53And, I mean, what do we do?
11:56Do we...
11:56Do we...
11:57Do we call an ambulance?
11:59Do we call the police?
12:01Okay.
12:01Do we...
12:02Oh, my God.
12:03Do we, like...
12:04I don't know, because he wasn't breathing.
12:06Paula?
12:07Paula?
12:07Listen to me.
12:08Listen to me.
12:08Listen to me.
12:09You need to go inside.
12:11You need to relax.
12:12Pour yourself a big glass of wine.
12:14Drink the whole thing.
12:16Okay?
12:16Mm-hmm.
12:16You need to relax.
12:17We will call 911.
12:19Okay?
12:19Okay.
12:20Okay?
12:20Yep.
12:21Sit down.
12:21I don't think she should be drinking wine right now.
12:23I don't know why she's here.
12:25Just please let her fucking help her.
12:26I'm so confused.
12:28I don't know why she's here.
12:29Just let her fucking help her.
12:30I just drove him home.
12:30Why the fuck is she here?
12:32Let her fucking help us.
12:35Why do you want her to drink right now?
12:36Because if there's a toxicology report, it will explain why there's alcohol in her system.
12:41She had drinks at the party, right?
12:43Oh, my God.
12:44She could go to jail for this.
12:45No, it's okay.
12:45We're going to take care of it.
12:46No, I don't want you to be part of this.
12:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:48It's okay.
12:51It's okay.
12:52It's going to be okay.
12:53I'm going to make a phone call.
13:11Look, she was just protecting her daughter.
13:13That's all she was doing.
13:15You know, she's in shock now.
13:16She, this, this guy, he's totally unstable.
13:19He's got a record.
13:20There's no need to traumatize her any further.
13:22This guy jumped out in her driveway in the dark.
13:25They're coming from a kid's birthday party, for Christ's sake.
13:28Now, I'm, I'm telling you, Greg, it was just an accident.
13:35It was the worst day of my life.
13:39Worst day of his life.
13:40But it was an accident.
13:42It must say that in the, in the police report.
13:45It says accident.
13:46Doesn't say much else.
13:48Weird, they didn't check your blood alcohol.
13:50Pretty standard.
13:52What, what, what?
13:54What does any of this have to do with Trevor's murder?
13:57Maybe nothing.
14:00Maybe something.
14:06We found it at the murder scene.
14:10Your prints were on it.
14:12That's my daughter's.
14:14I must have dropped it when I ran away.
14:16Why'd you even bring it?
14:18I thought you just wanted to talk to Trevor.
14:20I did.
14:21I don't know.
14:23It, it was a scary situation.
14:29Uh, where are you going with this?
14:33Just trying to get a little clarity.
14:35But it's hard when you're withholding information.
14:37I wasn't withholding.
14:39I forgot.
14:40He wasn't killed with a hockey stick.
14:43Right?
14:44Did you even look into that banking stuff I sent you?
14:46I did.
14:48And the account is registered to a Mr. Jeffrey Thorwald.
14:54Great.
14:55Talk to him.
14:56I'd love to.
14:58Sadly, Mr. Thorwald is more commonly known as Trevor.
15:02So that's a dead end.
15:03Which brings us back to you.
15:05Why?
15:05Why back to me?
15:07What, what?
15:08I thought you were supposed to be helping me,
15:10and now you're bad cop, bad copping me?
15:12Do you like tea?
15:14What?
15:15I hate tea.
15:16When I'm upset, I drink tea.
15:19It brings me clarity.
15:21Go home, make yourself a hot cup of chamomile,
15:25and you'll see things more clearly.
15:28And then we'll talk again.
15:31We'll see you.
15:37Real soon.
15:47She skated that thing in Portland.
15:50Maybe it was a DWI.
15:52But it's still hard to connect the dots to strangling a camboy.
15:56DWI?
15:57More like manslaughter.
15:58And now there's a second dead body.
16:00She came in ready to beat the camboy with a hockey stick.
16:03Things took a turn.
16:04She choked him out.
16:06Uh, I'm not there yet.
16:08Well, I am.
16:10Hurry up.
16:11We're getting tired of waiting for you.
16:15I have the news of the millennium.
16:17I found Paula's camboy.
16:19Oh my god.
16:21I know.
16:21No way.
16:22You act your co-worker.
16:23Amazing.
16:24Okay.
16:24Meet Trevor.
16:25Real name Jeff.
16:26I'm not looking.
16:27I'm too early for dick pics.
16:28It's not a dick pic.
16:30Okay.
16:31So, Paula was born in Lake City, Florida.
16:34He went to St. Mary High, played bass in a band, cashiered at Chick-fil-A, as you do, and
16:39then started sex work.
16:41Oh.
16:43That's...
16:43I said no dick pics, so...
16:45Yeah, but do you notice anything weird about it?
16:51No.
16:52Yeah, me neither.
16:53I just want to make sure you got a good look.
16:55Okay.
16:55So here's where it gets juicy.
16:57It already looked juicy.
16:58His most recent IG post is from about two months ago, but the comments are from the past 24 hours.
17:03Broken heart emojis.
17:04Hashtag miss you forever.
17:07Oh yeah.
17:07That's a lot of prayer hands.
17:09Yeah, never good.
17:10So is he like...
17:11Yep.
17:13Scamboy is dead.
17:14Whoa.
17:17Whoa.
17:30I...
17:59I can't believe this is happening.
18:07I can't believe this is happening.
18:11Take it down.
18:16After dinner I just, I Ubered straight home.
18:20Just keep thinking if I just spend the night with him, if I was there, but I had PT early
18:30the next morning.
18:32I need treatment for my shoulder.
18:34I was at Elmhurst Healing PT.
18:38What time was your appointment?
18:407 a.m.
18:42And I'm usually there for about two hours.
18:45Ever bother you that he was a sex worker?
18:50He was a cam boy.
18:52I mean, he didn't have sex.
18:54It was, it's different.
18:56Doesn't seem that different.
18:58I mean, I wouldn't be able to handle it if my partner did that.
19:02I'm way too jealous.
19:04Wow.
19:05I'm not.
19:08Anyway, what we had was just so much more than that.
19:13For them he was this fantasy on a screen.
19:18But I got to be with him in real life.
19:23I get that.
19:28Was there anyone who didn't see that line so clearly?
19:31Any clients?
19:33I mean, sometimes people would get a little obsessive, but it's not like anyone knew where
19:38he lives.
19:39Lived.
19:43I mean, you think one of them could have done this?
19:46We have a witness, but they haven't ID'd anyone.
19:49Yet.
19:50I should have been there.
19:51Like, why wasn't I there?
19:53Um, I think we're good here.
19:56Thanks for coming in.
19:57Sorry.
19:59And, uh, sorry for your loss.
20:08Please just let me know if you find anything.
20:13Nice bracelet.
20:15Mmm, I like it.
20:17Oh, thank you.
20:28So you into jewelry now?
20:30I was checking for bruises.
20:32You know the kind you get from straggling someone.
20:34My gut says he's clean.
20:35My gut says I'll bet you 50 bucks the alibi is bullshit.
20:39My bullshit.
20:41Why are you always trying to bet me on everything?
20:43Because life is boring and a little gambling makes it more interesting.
20:46You sound like someone with a bit of a problem.
20:49But I'm not here to save the whales.
20:51You're on.
20:5250 bucks.
20:52I'll go to the PT place and you go to the ATM.
20:56Yeah, thank you for, uh, letting us know, officer.
20:59Yeah, the cops said they found your bike and your jewelry at a homeless encampment.
21:05So?
21:06They think it must have been a vagrant who did this to you?
21:08I can't wait to get out of here.
21:10The doctors think maybe we can get out of here by tomorrow if we're lucky.
21:14Out of the city?
21:17Yeah, no.
21:19Let's just get you better.
21:20Get you rested and get you home and then we'll figure everything out.
21:22I don't wanna wait until the school year's over.
21:25I don't wanna play nice with Paula.
21:27I don't care.
21:28It's not safe here.
21:30And we're gonna move, honey.
21:32100%.
21:33I'm ready to.
21:34We gotta move now.
21:36Okay.
21:37I want to move now.
21:39We need to.
21:40Okay.
21:41Whatever it takes, okay?
21:42Whatever it takes.
21:45Whatever it takes.
22:07Hello.
22:08Hi.
22:09Hi.
22:09Do you want to come to Bar Trivia tonight?
22:12Uh, nope.
22:12I hate trivia.
22:18Jerry has something to tell you.
22:20No, I don't.
22:20Yeah, she does.
22:21Don't.
22:21Yeah, I don't have time to do this, guys.
22:23I have to pick up these ones.
22:24It's just we actually figured out who the cam boy is that you were interacting with.
22:28Trevor?
22:29What?
22:29Well, you left your computer open.
22:30I was vehemently against this.
22:32It was actually pretty impressive.
22:33I reverse image searched his cam thumbnail and then I scraped the old socials.
22:37We think he's dead.
22:39You're killing me.
22:40Sorry.
22:44Yeah, is he dead?
22:47I can't believe you guys.
22:49What?
22:50You guys.
22:51It was mostly her.
22:53No, we were trying to help.
22:54You went through my laptop.
22:57I thought you jerks were my friends, but you're just jerks.
23:04Okay, see, now I feel like you're the asshole.
23:07I'm just asshole adjacent, kinda.
23:11I went to the PT place.
23:13They said Dennis was there.
23:15Did I get security footage?
23:16What did I tell you about the follow-ups?
23:18They just sent the footage.
23:19It's on my laptop.
23:24I went to the PT place.
23:26It was near the shelter.
23:28Not really.
23:30Whatever.
23:31I saved you from being a murderess.
23:33You are the saddest, loneliest detective I've ever met.
23:37Not anymore.
23:38Right, buddy?
23:39I gotta name this sexy beast.
23:42Okay, let's see the footage.
23:44I'm telling you, the boyfriend was clean.
23:48Okay, so he said he checked in at 7 and left at 9.
23:52Mm-hmm.
23:59Where's your boy, Baxter?
24:01He's coming.
24:05I think you'd better get your wallet ready.
24:15There he is.
24:16Boom.
24:18Let's see when he leaves.
24:22Earlier than he said.
24:24You think he teleported to the victim's house in seven minutes?
24:27Choked him out?
24:29No, you're right.
24:30He's accounted for at the time of the murder.
24:33You owe me 50.
24:34Can we get back to Miss Sanders now?
24:36Yeah.
24:37Start tightening the news.
25:10I love the new hair.
25:12It's my usual two hours.
25:14It's my usual two hours.
25:15I love the new hair.
25:16I love the new hair.
25:29I love the new hair.
25:35I love the new hair.
25:35I love the new hair.
25:35I love the new hair.
25:35I love the new hair.
25:35I love the new hair.
25:35I love the new hair.
25:35I love the new hair.
25:36I love the new hair.
25:38I love the new hair.
25:39I love the new hair.
25:52It's the worst day of my life.
25:58Hello?
25:59Carl Hendricks, this is Detective Sofia Gonzalez with the NYPD.
26:03Okay. Do you have info on the attack?
26:06No, I'm calling to arrange a time for you to come in and talk.
26:11With me?
26:12Um, about what?
26:16About your ex-wife, Paula Sanders.
26:29Hello?
26:30Ms. Sanders, this is Detective Baxter.
26:33I just wanted to go through your statement again.
26:35We, uh, found some discrepancies.
26:37What are you talking about? Why are we doing this?
26:41Well, we think you may be responsible for the death of Jeffrey Thorwald.
26:45You're a person of interest in his murder.
26:48Okay, so, first question.
27:07We'll cover that at the station, sir. Thank you.
27:13Was that the police?
27:15Yeah.
27:16Yeah.
27:17What did they want?
27:19Um, they wanted us to, um...
27:25Nothing.
27:25And if you plan on leaving the tri-state area,
27:29you need to alert myself or Detective Gonzalez.
27:33We'll be in touch.
28:00That's another point for the Bushwick Bombers.
28:06Yay, we're awesome.
28:08We're so lucky. Every question was about Hitler.
28:10More trivia than you can find me.
28:14Yep.
28:15Oh. Hi.
28:18You're here.
28:19Yep.
28:22Are you okay?
28:24I don't think so.
28:29Oh, shit.
28:31And this whole thing was fake?
28:34This? Yes, yes.
28:35But then he was murdered for real.
28:37And now I think that the cops think that I killed him.
28:42Why?
28:43Because I went to Trevor's house.
28:46I was angry at him for scamming me,
28:47so I figured out where he lived,
28:49and then I found him dead.
28:53What?
28:54The murderer was still there.
28:55I didn't get a look at him because I was like running for my life.
28:58Holy shit.
28:59But now the police know that I was there.
29:01And they think I had motive.
29:04Like, they think I'm a real suspect.
29:06I could lose everything. I could go to jail.
29:08I could lose my kid.
29:10I need to figure out what the fuck happened,
29:12and I don't know what to do.
29:14What do I do?
29:17You're asking us?
29:18Yeah.
29:22Can I see the video again?
29:23What the fuck?
29:26What the fuck?
29:28Oh my god!
29:29What the fuck?
29:29I'm killing you! Leave him alone!
29:31I'm killing you!
29:33I'm killing you!
29:33Okay, hang on.
29:35How have you been otherwise?
29:36How have you been otherwise?
29:37Hang on.
29:38I'm killing you!
29:43Yep.
29:44Hang on.
29:45Hang on.
29:45I remember this from before because it was so cringe.
29:52I could have abs like that, but it's actually not healthy for humans.
29:56Like, we need a little cushion of fat scientifically.
29:59Sorry, you continue here.
30:01Guys!
30:03Oh yeah, it's the same douchey ring.
30:05He's at a party with Trevor, which means the guy in the video is like a friend of his.
30:10Do you know anyone that knew Trevor?
30:11No, no.
30:12Like, I only cammed with him.
30:15Oh, shit!
30:16Yes!
30:17One guy.
30:18Uh, and maybe he knows something.
30:22We should talk to him then.
30:23Yeah.
30:24Yeah, I'm down.
30:25Yeah.
30:26It's not gonna be, like, dangerous though, is it?
30:29I don't think...
30:31Why would it?
30:32Yeah.
30:33No.
30:35Cool.
30:36Alright.
30:36Let's do it.
31:00Let's do it.
31:02I don't think we can climb up.
31:19Let's do it.
31:20Let's do it.
31:20Let's try it.
31:20To make it that go!
31:21Oh, my God.
31:21I knew, like, there are many, of the coffee who were in the post-s fees.
31:21Oh, man.
31:25Oh, man.
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