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The Real Housewives of Rhode Island Season 1 Episode 10
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00:00They're eight.
00:00My father left us homeless.
00:02He would never homeless.
00:04No, he did.
00:05He stole my house.
00:06He took my home as a child.
00:08She's beauty.
00:09She's grace.
00:10She's Miss Slam Pig, United States.
00:16If she can't take the heat of something that she called me,
00:19that's on her.
00:20I'm done with that.
00:22Rich is going to be performing in a couple of days,
00:24and I think, like, we should all go.
00:26Really?
00:26We should all go?
00:28I'm not inviting Kelsey.
00:29OK.
00:29Cheers, guys.
00:30Cheers.
00:30I've never seen Rich perform, so getting
00:32told my girlfriends is going to be fun.
00:33When people hear the word homeless,
00:35I didn't want you to say you're homeless.
00:37Because you aren't.
00:38My father sold my home.
00:40You obviously couldn't wait to dissect it.
00:41You showed your real colors.
00:43No one's going to say that to me.
00:45All right, stop, stop, all right?
00:46You're going through right now what you're feeling.
00:47All of a sudden, the voice of reason bleeding hearts.
00:50Please, you guys were here to have a good time.
00:52I'm done.
00:52I just don't even want to talk about it.
00:53I'm fine.
01:08I just want to find my sunglasses.
01:09My eyes are swollen.
01:10I have no sunglasses on.
01:12Just take them for it.
01:14That was the ride of hell.
01:16I feel like Liz is taking something that is so personal
01:20and out of respect for my family.
01:22She should have never questioned me
01:24and never talked to me like that.
01:27And I'm mad at myself that I can't stop crying.
01:29You guys had a long time to work it out.
01:31She was trying to find the sunglasses that gave her mine.
01:34I don't have hers.
01:35Stop over assuming.
01:36That's off.
01:38How are you?
01:42Good.
01:42Hi.
01:44So proud.
01:48Is this like the stage over here where the red thing is?
01:50Yeah.
01:51Yeah, maybe.
01:51Liz, is this where it is?
01:52Yeah.
01:53In a minute.
02:06I'm so well-touchable.
02:08Oh, my God.
02:09I wish that I could slide under the table right now.
02:11I don't care.
02:11I'll slide underneath it with you, too.
02:13My friend was never homeless in the general sense
02:17of the term that we think it.
02:18You have a big, beautiful family.
02:21No one would ever allow you to be homeless.
02:23And also, I don't want you to go through that life believing
02:27that narrative.
02:28What are you guys thinking?
02:29You're going to get a drink?
02:30Yeah.
02:31I'm going to do the espresso martini with light baileys.
02:34You have the viola.
02:36Beautiful.
02:36Good choice.
02:37For you?
02:38I'll do the same thing, please.
02:40Are you okay?
02:41Yeah, I'm completely fine.
02:43You okay?
02:43I'm okay.
02:44Good.
02:45Fine.
02:46I'm worried about you guys.
02:48Are you worried?
02:49Stop.
02:49Are you worried?
02:50Are you worried?
02:55It just seems fake and phony and disingenuous.
02:58She said Alicia was never homeless herself.
03:01She was like, well, you know, my dad took the house
03:03and then we had to move in with my grandmother.
03:06That doesn't mean you're sleeping under the stars
03:08in a sleeping bag homeless.
03:10We're going to have fun.
03:12What?
03:12We're going to have fun.
03:13How do you have it feels then?
03:15Let's try it.
03:16Joellen, there have been too many instances
03:18where she said one thing and did another
03:20and I'm really angry with her.
03:23I need a minute to shift my emotions.
03:25Just respect my space.
03:27Maybe sit at the other end of the table.
03:31I got your hands off of me.
03:35I'm just trying to be there for you.
03:37I don't need you to be.
03:39I don't need you to be.
03:39That's what friends do.
03:41All right, thanks.
03:42You're welcome.
03:49Hi, friends.
03:50Hi.
03:51Hi.
03:52How are you?
03:52How are you?
03:53How are you today?
03:53I love you.
03:54Oh, my God, what's going on?
03:55Oh, nothing.
03:56She has allergies.
03:56I can't believe she has allergies.
04:00Yeah.
04:00Did you get your hair cut?
04:01No.
04:02It looks sick.
04:02I'm kind of blown out today.
04:08Are we okay?
04:10The tension in the air is palpable.
04:13Something has happened.
04:14I'll have a espresso martini, please.
04:16What is going on?
04:19I'm feeling like a little weird.
04:22Oh, Monique's here.
04:23There, enjoy.
04:24I've known Monique for like 20 years.
04:26We used to work at a hair salon together.
04:28Monique is married to Patrick Pass, a former Patriots player.
04:32And Rosie is also best friends with Monique.
04:34I've been with you for so-
04:36I love you.
04:37I love you.
04:37I love you.
04:38I love you too.
04:39I love you too.
04:41If Monique was in the car ride, Monique would have f***ed into her new asshole.
04:45Thank you guys.
04:46Thank you so much.
04:46Good evening to everybody.
04:48I'd like to welcome each and every one of you to Sinatra Sunday.
04:52So, without any further delay, direct from the bar, the star of our show,
05:08Welcome to Sinatra Sunday.
05:10How you feeling, buddy?
05:11I feel great.
05:12How are you feeling?
05:13I'm feeling fantastic.
05:14Maybe you should sing a song about it.
05:16Maybe we should.
05:17Oh, when the saints come marching in.
05:22Oh, when those saints come marching in.
05:26In this situation, Rich is the star.
05:30And I'm totally cool taking a backseat.
05:37Marching in.
05:43How are you?
05:44How are you?
05:45How are you?
05:46I'd like you to the other one.
05:48No, I'd rather die.
05:50Ladies and gentlemen, welcome into Sinatra Sunday.
05:52My name is Rich Tamari.
05:53It's the Raw and Poster Trio.
05:56Please, eat up.
05:58Drink up.
05:58We'll see you on the other side of the break.
06:02I'm actually having fun.
06:03He is such an entertainer.
06:05He loves it.
06:06He's just theatrical at all times.
06:08Yeah.
06:09I'm going to go have a cigarette if you guys want to talk about what happened in the crowd.
06:13No, I'm going to.
06:13Liz, I do love you, Liz.
06:16I don't want to fight with you.
06:17I really love you.
06:17Thank you all so much for coming to Rich's show.
06:20I get it.
06:20I don't want to make you upset.
06:21Yeah, you are.
06:22I am.
06:23I'm not.
06:23Baby, I love you.
06:24And I'm sorry again for making you upset.
06:27Thank you so much.
06:28I had a fight on the drive here.
06:30And once again, I'm the monster.
06:32No, you're not the monster.
06:37I feel like I'm trapped in a nightmare.
06:40She wants me to be the wicked witch, but honey, I'm just sitting here.
06:43You're doing it yourself.
06:44You're being mean.
06:45Just like done.
06:47Listen, everything is done that was on the car.
06:49You guys talked it out and we're all.
06:51But I just.
06:51Liz apologized 46 times.
06:53Forget it.
06:54Let me be honest with you.
06:55I'm not lying.
06:56I know.
06:56I get it.
06:57Neither one of you.
06:57All right.
06:58You never forget it.
06:58Sorry.
06:59You know you're going to do what you're going to do, but like I am not.
07:02This is not how I would watch.
07:04I'm going to go have a cigarette.
07:06All right.
07:10Congratulations, John.
07:18You didn't get me one.
07:20Oh, did you want one?
07:22No, I'll just share.
07:24I know how much you love Alicia.
07:26Oh my God.
07:27Dude.
07:28You're a loving, amazing person.
07:30You've known me your whole life.
07:32I said.
07:33You said I'm sorry.
07:33Talk to her.
07:34I'm so sorry.
07:35And I'm so sorry.
07:37And I got you going.
07:38Can you just understand what she meant?
07:40No, I do.
07:41I did.
07:42Let me.
07:42All I ever did was Sarah.
07:44Sorry.
07:45No, don't do it again.
07:46She fell hurt.
07:47She's f***ing.
07:47Her dad left her.
07:49She had f***ed up s*** that happened.
07:51We all have.
07:51You have.
07:52I have.
07:53Good for them.
07:53I got it.
07:55Agreed.
07:55I totally agree, Joellen.
07:57I agree.
07:59However.
08:00However.
08:01How are you?
08:01Dolly.
08:02I said I was sorry 12 times.
08:05Dolly was never homeless.
08:07And you were the first one.
08:09And so are you.
08:10You want to do it?
08:11I will.
08:12Why?
08:13So do it.
08:14Why are you going at me?
08:14She was never homeless.
08:15What did I do?
08:16I'm telling you.
08:17The f*** out of my face.
08:19You in.
08:20You f***ing.
08:22Why?
08:22Get the f*** out of my face.
08:26What did I do?
08:27Knock it off.
08:28Stop being a f*** to me.
08:29This is not you and me fight.
08:31It's you and Alicia.
08:31I'm trying to be there for both of you.
08:33And you want to be nasty to me?
08:35Why are you doing this?
08:36Why do you have to be so combative?
08:37I'm trying to be there for you.
08:38And you act like a f***ing asshole to me.
08:40I'm one of your best friends.
08:42You disingenuous mother f***.
08:44Why Liz?
08:45Why?
08:45Don't walk away.
08:46Say it.
08:46I don't want to fight Liz head to head.
08:48I care about her.
08:49She's like a mother to me.
08:49She's like a big sister to me.
08:50But she's putting me in that situation where
08:52what am I supposed to do?
08:54We are looking for a fight.
08:55Find the fight.
08:57We got so many requests to get to.
08:59I don't attack anyone.
09:01I bring up no one's s***.
09:03You want to f*** with me?
09:05I'm ready.
09:06I'm down.
09:06I'm down.
09:07We'll be right back now.
09:09I'm down.
09:10I'm down.
09:10I'm down.
09:14I don't want to fight.
09:16I'm down.
09:16I'm down.
09:16Do a f*** off, Joellen.
09:18I'm down.
09:19But I can't help falling in love with you.
09:29You're supposed to be one of my best friends, and you're going to sit here and talk s*** to me.
09:33Be nasty. It's hurtful and it's mean, and all you do is be mean to everyone.
09:39Like a river flow, surely it will seem...
09:43Why are you being such a nasty human?
09:46I am a nasty human.
09:48Good job, you did it.
09:49Hold my hair again, Liz.
09:50Why am I a nasty human?
09:53Hold my hair again.
09:54No, you want to know why I'm a nasty human, and you?
09:57Hold my best friend.
09:57I ain't got you. You are not my best friend.
10:00I'm not getting here again.
10:01Knock it s***.
10:04You guys have to stop now. Get Liz.
10:08Stop it.
10:09Both of you.
10:10Get s*** now. Liz!
10:11Joellen, don't you talk. You can't do that.
10:14No.
10:15Joellen, do not react.
10:17Don't react to her.
10:22Liz, Liz, you better stop.
10:24Right now.
10:25You have to stop. Liz, you better stop.
10:27Right now. It's not fun.
10:29Bye.
10:29Take my whole life to...
10:34If I'm being totally honest, I'm just happy it's not me.
10:36But I can't tell
10:41falling in love with...
10:49Anyways, Rich is amazing at 90.
10:52Oh.
10:58Coming up.
11:00We have to decide on the lease soon.
11:02It's hard, right?
11:03because, like, I don't know what will happen, like, you know, we'll see.
11:08She focused on one thing to try to destroy me, to make it seem like I was lying.
11:11So, you mean, if she was to walk in this room right now,
11:14you mean she's going to pretend she's your friend?
11:29Why don't we do a few straddle jumps?
11:31The biggest jump you can do.
11:32Yes.
11:33Woo!
11:35I'm going to do one.
11:36Go, Mommy, go.
11:37I wish I could do a back tuck, but I'm not going to risk it.
11:40Woo!
11:42Can I retire and do this every day?
11:47It's either clouds or bows.
11:48Which would you prefer?
11:49It doesn't matter, right?
11:51Oh, my God.
11:51Amazing.
11:52These are fun.
11:54All right.
11:58There's something about Twin Oaks, like, being here with, like, my family that's, like, nostalgic.
12:02Hey, Susan.
12:03Hi.
12:04Welcome.
12:05Your family's here.
12:06How are you?
12:06Good to see you.
12:08What is this?
12:08This is her, uh, big trophy we're going to have.
12:11Oh, this is heavy.
12:12Am I supposed to carry this for Daddy?
12:14No, I got it.
12:15All right.
12:15Do you want me to hold your hand?
12:16Uh, yeah.
12:17Did you win?
12:18Yeah.
12:18Come on, let's go.
12:23Happy birthday!
12:24Happy birthday!
12:26Happy birthday!
12:26Happy birthday, everyone.
12:28I love you.
12:30I'm officially a dance mom.
12:31For the past three years, I think, my daughter does dance all day long.
12:45We're all getting together to celebrate.
12:47My daughter just won national title.
12:49Wait, what did she win?
12:51Oh, s***.
12:52Title championship.
12:53Hold on.
12:54Oh, my God.
12:54What is it called?
12:55There's a name for it.
12:56It's, like, Miss Title.
12:57It's, like, a big deal.
12:58So, it's time to celebrate at our favorite place, Twin Oaks.
13:02Is that a crown in there?
13:02It's a crown.
13:03This is, like, Miss America for the dance world.
13:05Like, it's huge.
13:06Good.
13:06Good to see you.
13:07Can I start you with a beverage?
13:08A dirty martini.
13:09Can I do the garlic bread with a side of sauce?
13:12Twin Oaks is, like, such a staple in Rhode Island.
13:14There's just something about it.
13:16It's, like, out of a movie.
13:17But, like, the rumors are, like, you know, the mob used to hang out at the bar there a lot.
13:21Crooked cops.
13:22Crooked lawyers.
13:23Like, it was, like, you know, a tale.
13:25Who knows if it's true?
13:26So, what has been going on?
13:28I have not seen you.
13:29The summer's been so crazy.
13:30Oh, there's so much going on.
13:31You don't even know.
13:31Selena, go over there.
13:33I don't want you to pay attention because you're a stalker.
13:34She knows all the dirt.
13:37Selena, you're going to come over here, honey.
13:38Yeah, they've got to talk.
13:39Girl talk.
13:40Just everyone come closer.
13:41I do, Judy, come closer.
13:42I've been hanging around with these girls.
13:44Went to the castle.
13:44We all wore a mask and everyone, like, shared their emotions.
13:47Talked about, like, my dad.
13:48The things that I remembered.
13:49You know what I mean?
13:50Oh, I remember.
13:51Right.
13:52So, this is the issue.
13:53One of the things I said was, basically, my father left me for homeless.
13:56And then Liz went, you weren't homeless.
13:58And I said, no.
13:59What?
14:00So, then we were in the car going to Boston.
14:02All of a sudden, I don't know, something, she just, like, snapped.
14:04Like, a crazy person.
14:06That's awful.
14:07I almost feel insulted because she disrespected me by doing that.
14:10That's why I didn't want you to know because you take it about you.
14:13I've known Liz since I was born.
14:15And she should know better.
14:16She's abusive.
14:19Sorry.
14:19I just felt good to say that.
14:21Sorry.
14:22Whew.
14:22She embarrassed me.
14:24She focused on one thing to try to destroy me to make it seem like I was lying.
14:27So, you mean if she was to walk in this room right now, you mean she's going to pretend
14:31she's your friend?
14:32I don't know because I'm not talking.
14:34I won't.
14:34I haven't answered her phone call and I didn't call her back.
14:37I think she's jealous.
14:39No.
14:39No.
14:40Do you know why?
14:41You have a perfect life.
14:42No, I don't.
14:43It's far from perfect.
14:44Far.
14:45I can't.
14:46I'm far.
14:46I don't necessarily agree with my family.
14:49My life isn't perfect.
14:50I am not married yet.
14:52I've been engaged for nine years.
14:54I didn't even like the way Billy proposed to me.
14:56He didn't ever give me my Cinderella moment.
14:59I think it would be nice if you, like, asked me the right way, maybe.
15:02Surprise me.
15:02You'll be 50 years old.
15:04I don't know.
15:05There's, like, a lot of things that I need to work on.
15:07But I don't think that anyone will ever have a perfect marriage or relationship or life.
15:11Is it the medication she takes?
15:13No.
15:14I don't know what she's on.
15:15I think, no, I don't know.
15:16They steal in medical marijuana.
15:19She doesn't eat it.
15:19You have a lot.
15:20No, she doesn't like it.
15:21She doesn't mess with the plant.
15:22It's very sacred.
15:22I think it's a paranoia from the medicine.
15:25No.
15:26No.
15:26She doesn't take it.
15:27The plant is spiritual.
15:29You can't tell me.
15:31I've been around the block.
15:34Stop it, I'm kidding.
15:35I'm kidding.
15:54Hello, Dolly Wally.
15:56Mommy dressed you up.
15:58Oh, hello.
16:00Hi.
16:01Got you a coffee and a lemon cheese croissant.
16:04Kelsey's on her way.
16:05There's a lot to unpack.
16:05Let's go sit outside.
16:07Come on, dog.
16:11Oh, she is the cutest.
16:17Come on.
16:18How are you?
16:19I know.
16:20Lizzie.
16:21Nice.
16:21Oh, I like those glasses.
16:24Here, I got you a coffee.
16:26Oh, thank you.
16:27I thought it would have been slam pig on there.
16:29I would have liked that one better.
16:30Why not?
16:32Um, Joanne texted me.
16:34Do you want to hear what she said?
16:35Yeah, we want to hear what she said.
16:37And so it begins.
16:37Liz and Alicia, I'm trying to calm Liz down,
16:39but she thinks everyone is against her.
16:41Nothing is helping.
16:41I wish you were here.
16:42This is all I know.
16:44So it's something.
16:45I need to hear what happened.
16:48So we sit in the car.
16:51Alicia's not saying.
16:52My mother's saying she's so proud of me
16:55for telling my truth.
16:56And so I said, Alicia, you were never homeless.
17:00Now, as I'm saying it, I got Joellen going,
17:03Oh, my God, Alicia, your feelings are validated.
17:06Your feelings are valid.
17:08And that's coming out of the devil herself, right?
17:10So now I'm, yeah, now I'm feeling it.
17:13I'm feeling offense that this human
17:16is taking the role of mediator.
17:18Yeah.
17:19Ooh, it's Bobby.
17:21This human will never be a peacemaker in my life.
17:24It was offensive to me.
17:26That's not Joellen's role in anything.
17:27He's only stirring the pot and making it worse.
17:29I think that's what it is.
17:30She has to be in the middle of everything.
17:33Instead of saying, no, she didn't mean it that way,
17:35she's saying she's sorry.
17:36Her stance was, you deserve to feel the way you feel
17:40and no one has the right to take that away from you.
17:44Who the wants to take the way you feel away from you?
17:47I said I was sorry 1,200 times.
17:48You know I always question everything that comes out of Joellen
17:51because I just feel it's disingenuous.
17:53And Joellen just wants to be liked by everyone.
17:55You know what she does and you know it's so phony.
17:57Like a phony baloney.
17:59Oh my God, I'm so glad I wasn't there.
18:02If you were there, what would you have done?
18:04Well, dress both sides.
18:05But to me, I mean, I want to stay out of it
18:06if I don't have any part of it.
18:08I mean, I've had my own issues with Liz.
18:10You're just fake as me?
18:12you, Kelsey.
18:14Liz, you're not into me.
18:16Not my friend.
18:17Never have been.
18:18I feel like Liz's problems with people stem from trust.
18:23She does not trust Joellen at all
18:25and that is the nucleus of all of their problems.
18:30So we get in the restaurant.
18:31But Joellen kept putting her hands on me like,
18:34calm down.
18:36That makes me more mad.
18:37You're enraged.
18:38You're fuming.
18:40Why are you so nasty?
18:42See, now she's making her even more worked up.
18:44Correct.
18:45I had no choice but to then shut it down.
18:48Yeah.
18:48She knew what she was doing, that little Joe Devil.
18:51They call me the scary one,
18:53but I truly believe Joellen's capable of anything.
18:58Anything.
18:59I just find that Alicia can be not very strong-minded.
19:04I know.
19:05But eventually she might come to her senses.
19:07Her I'd reach out to.
19:08You have history.
19:09Yeah.
19:11Joellen, it is what it is.
19:12But when I do look at her and she's like,
19:14I'm so kind.
19:16And who I've gotten to know through the years
19:19is not kind.
19:20Be yourself.
19:22Talk about true colors.
19:24Coming up.
19:25So Kelsey, like, where do you stand in all this?
19:28Do you think that I did something crazy?
19:30No, I really don't think we did.
19:32Why didn't you say this to Liz?
19:45I brought my beach pail.
19:48Sure, we'll come in.
19:49It's Gucci.
19:51Shut up.
19:52It is.
19:53It's Gucci.
19:59Oh, there they are.
20:00Hi.
20:01What a spread.
20:03Just for you guys.
20:04Rosie, all for you.
20:05You know how we are.
20:06What's going on?
20:08Hello.
20:09Hey, what's up, honey?
20:10How you doing?
20:10How are you?
20:11You look good.
20:12You look good.
20:13Oh, my God.
20:14Rich's family is massive,
20:15and I'm obsessed with them.
20:16And honestly, it's the first time
20:17I've ever felt like I have this big Italian family.
20:19Rich's dad, he's so nice.
20:21You can talk to him about anything.
20:23He thinks I'm the biggest star in the entire world.
20:25You're always asking us to get all the family together.
20:28Here we are.
20:29This is the best.
20:30And you have to come see our house.
20:31I can't wait to see it.
20:32All we have is foundation right now.
20:34There's literally just, like, piles of cement.
20:36Whoa.
20:37What's it like having three daughters now?
20:39Awesome.
20:39I always wanted eight kids.
20:41We used to talk about that.
20:42What?
20:43What happened?
20:43It stopped at me?
20:45It stopped at you, yeah.
20:48Enough.
20:49Enough.
20:50Speaking of kids.
20:52Speaking of kids.
20:53Don't even get me started with this.
20:54Speaking of kids.
20:55You guys plan on kids any time?
20:56Yeah, speaking of kids.
20:57Right, right.
20:58No, I understand that.
21:00Rosie's kind of apprehensive.
21:02Like, she's like, she doesn't know.
21:03Excuse me, Richard.
21:03Excuse me.
21:04Well, no, seriously.
21:06You're on the fence.
21:08Yeah, I mean, it was never really my plan to have kids.
21:11That's your decision.
21:12You're not good at it.
21:13No, you'll be great at it.
21:14Trust me.
21:14You'll be good at it.
21:15I was never the kid that was like, I want to play house and be the mom.
21:19I wanted to be the cool teenager.
21:22I'm like...
21:22If it was up to Rich, we would have 17 children already.
21:25Like father, like son.
21:27If in two years, Rich is like, I really want a baby or it's a deal breaker, then obviously
21:33I'd have to really consider that.
21:34But when we got married, he was cool either way.
21:36I'm obsessed with him and I'm obsessed with his family and I'm obsessed with like our life.
21:40So I don't know what we're going to do.
21:41I really don't.
21:42And you're getting so old every day.
21:43Like, I don't want them to have like a 70-year-old dad.
21:46I don't know why you have to take a shot at me.
21:48You're getting just as old.
21:50Excuse me.
21:51At the same rate as I'm getting old.
21:54Men have different biological clocks.
21:56Technically, you're getting older quicker.
21:58That's a lie.
21:59And my Botox would beg to differ with you.
22:01I've never looked younger in my life.
22:12Actually, I'm starving.
22:13Can you...
22:16Hey, girl, cheese.
22:17No tomato soup.
22:18That would be ridiculous.
22:19With some chips.
22:20No stuff.
22:20And an Arnold Palmer.
22:22Yeah.
22:23And I was thinking we could like come up with some cocktails that we can put on the summer
22:28menu because I just don't think that we utilize the coffee till cocktails theme enough right
22:33now.
22:34You make more money off cocktails than you make on coffee.
22:37Yeah.
22:38Just done.
22:39You hate me around here.
22:40No, not at all.
22:41You do.
22:42The lease on Audrey's is up soon.
22:44So we have to decide whether or not we're going to let it go or whether we're going to
22:47re-up the lease.
22:48I'll make drinks there.
22:49It'll be like I'm a bartender.
22:51You're my you're my patron.
22:53You know what I mean?
22:54It does bring in money.
22:55It's just not enough worth the effort.
22:57It's easier to make money off cocktails than it is coffee.
23:01So let's like spruce up the menu a little bit.
23:03Make it cutesy.
23:04We have to make happy drinks that sell well.
23:08Did you put orange juice in there?
23:09Just relax.
23:10It's gorgeous.
23:11It looks so beachy.
23:13All right.
23:15Wow.
23:16It's strong.
23:18But it's very good.
23:19So maybe an ocean drink.
23:20Yeah.
23:21An ocean drink.
23:21Blue.
23:22Okay.
23:23Let's do that.
23:25That looks nice.
23:27Get me drunk before you leave here.
23:29I think I might like that one better.
23:31It's super cute.
23:33That's very good.
23:34And you think this will bring in more business?
23:37Are you saying that with the shade?
23:38No.
23:39No.
23:39No shade whatsoever.
23:40We're doing a little bit more than breaking even at this point.
23:42I just feel like, you know, if we have to decide on the lease soon, as long as we'll just
23:47like throw out some more creative ideas, like kind of see if something like spikes and
23:51picks up.
23:52No, I agree.
23:54It's hard, right?
23:55Because like, I don't know what will happen.
23:57Like, you know, I just want to do what's best for everybody.
24:00So we'll see.
24:09Coming up.
24:15Have a good night, all right?
24:16All right.
24:17Hi.
24:18Hi.
24:38Hi.
24:39Hi, Amy.
24:41How are you?
24:41Oh, yeah.
24:42You're so cute in here.
24:43I know.
24:43Tell me what we're doing.
24:44We're going to paint.
24:45When did you get into painting?
24:46I've always done it.
24:47My whole life.
24:48I had like scholastic art awards in high school.
24:50Shut up.
24:51I didn't know this about you.
24:52I thought this looked good when I did it, but now I'm not cute.
24:58I haven't talked to you about my last time that I saw Liz.
25:01Like, honestly, like it was just, it was aggressive and really, really hurtful.
25:04I don't want to fight with her.
25:05She's one of my best friends.
25:06She was just berating me and it wouldn't stop.
25:10Kelsey, it was a lot.
25:11And like, we're in public.
25:12I'm like, I'm not doing this.
25:13I don't know why you're so mad at me.
25:15I always knew that this day was going to come.
25:17And I was in the middle of Joellen and Liz in a fight that has nothing to do with me.
25:23It wasn't that I didn't take her side.
25:24It was that I wasn't a good enough mediator.
25:27I wasn't there and it's like, I want to support the both of them because neither one of them is
25:32ever 100% right.
25:34So Kelsey, like, where do you stand in all this?
25:36Like, I'm not trying to make you pick sides, but it's a little uncomfortable.
25:40Do you think that I did something wrong?
25:43Like, am I crazy?
25:45No, I really don't think you did.
25:46I don't think there was any malice in you, like, consoling Alicia.
25:51But listen, I already had my own fucking shit with Liz.
25:55You think I want it again?
25:56But what kind of friendship is that?
25:57Like, if you have to worry, is my friend mad?
25:59Is she in a bad mood?
26:00I don't want to piss anyone off.
26:01Part of me feels like Kelsey is scared of her.
26:03Just like we all are.
26:05Because there's no reasoning with Liz.
26:07At a certain point, it's Liz's way or the highway.
26:09She's scary as f***.
26:11She's going to come through the f***ing screen, like the ring, and, like, climb out with her f***ing hair and
26:15it's going to be like...
26:16Like, that's what she does.
26:18It's the scene from the ring.
26:20I don't want to fight with her.
26:21I love her.
26:22But then there's the other part of me that's like, don't be a b***.
26:24Don't cower down to her.
26:26She needs to know that her behavior was inappropriate.
26:29Maybe she apologized, maybe she doesn't.
26:30I don't know.
26:32I can't wait till you see my picture.
26:34Oh, my God!
26:36Are you kidding?
26:37Ready?
26:38Show me.
26:39Go.
26:42Oh, my God.
26:43I'm so beautiful.
26:45Those are some dick-sucking lips.
26:46Like, the resemblance is uncanny.
26:59Could I have a table for two, please?
27:03So gorgeous out here.
27:05It is.
27:05It's beautiful.
27:05You can call me right this way.
27:07Let's start.
27:12Hello.
27:12Hello, beauty.
27:14Gorgeous room.
27:15How are you?
27:15Good.
27:16How are you?
27:17Oh, my God.
27:17Look at you.
27:19I haven't seen Liz since the polo match.
27:22Liz checked up on me and sent a text message when I was sick in bed.
27:25I think I hearted her text, but I was so dead and out of it.
27:31I didn't have the energy to send a proper response.
27:35Did you have a chance to look at what you'd like to drink?
27:38What are you getting?
27:39I think I'm going to have a margarita.
27:42Make it easy.
27:43I love the same thing.
27:44Same thing?
27:44Yay.
27:45How are we feeling?
27:46Still on the men.
27:48I sent you that message.
27:49I meant that, you know.
27:51And I truly thank you.
27:53Looks delicious.
27:53Cheers.
27:54All right.
27:54First, cheers.
27:55Yes.
27:56But I appreciate you reaching out.
27:58How have you been?
28:00Yeah.
28:00You know, all right.
28:02Alicia did tell me that things got rocky between the both of you.
28:06She told me some of it, but I'd love to hear your side.
28:08I heard about something with Joellen, and then...
28:15I'm actually allergic.
28:17Are you?
28:18I don't know, and I never want to know.
28:20A little.
28:21It's my one thing.
28:22I can't handle these.
28:23Okay.
28:23Which one would you like me to answer to you first?
28:26Tell me what happened with Joellen more recently.
28:28So, we went to Boston.
28:30I felt bamboozled in tag team.
28:32I was on the defense.
28:34Joellen taking the space of peacemaker and mediator.
28:38Joellen, who cares about everybody, because she just plays this role, and she plays that
28:43role, and she just cares, and I'm not like that, and everybody loves me.
28:47Babe.
28:47Give me a f***ing break.
28:49I'm doubting Joellen's authenticity.
28:53Wake up.
28:54Good morning.
28:54And that's how I'll put that.
28:54Good morning, Elizabeth.
28:55But I'm not waking up.
28:57I'm not...
28:58This is where you're wrong.
28:59I've felt that way.
29:01Since the beginning.
29:02Since the beginning.
29:03Okay.
29:03Kelsey came by yesterday.
29:04Isn't she have...
29:05Like, her boyfriend has a girlfriend here and a girlfriend in Florida, no?
29:08I don't know.
29:08You should ask her.
29:09Anyone has questions about her, ask.
29:11But why did you bring it up in the first place?
29:13I didn't bring up Kelsey in the first place.
29:15You did open the door.
29:17Attacking Rula right now is kind of low-lying fruit, Jo.
29:20She is visibly going through it.
29:23She questions your motive.
29:25What's the motive?
29:26I don't want her to f***ing lose her husband.
29:27I feel bad, and I think that you guys should feel bad.
29:30Do you feel bad, though, really, Jo?
29:31I am constantly questioning her authenticity.
29:37I'm flattered that she's so interested in my life, but at the same time, you know, go fix yours.
29:44Don't go lashing out on my husband.
29:46I wouldn't do that to yours.
29:48And there's a lot I could lash out on with her.
29:50Let's just say that Joellen might be guilty of what she accuses Brian of doing.
29:55One thing I've heard is that Joellen is not the most loyal to her husband.
30:00It's like the pot calling the kettle black, you know?
30:02I appreciate what you're bringing to the table now,
30:05and I wish you and I would have had these conversations earlier.
30:11Coming up.
30:13Looks good back there, baby.
30:15What's all this baby talk?
30:17Would you call us official?
30:36Hello.
30:37What's up, girl?
30:38How are you?
30:38I'm here.
30:39Good to see you.
30:40How you doing?
30:41Oh, thank God.
30:42How about you?
30:42I can't complain.
30:43Busy with this.
30:46What's up, handsome?
30:47Hi, my love.
30:48Hi, baby.
30:49We're going to put her through a workout,
30:51and we're going to torture you.
30:52Let's get after it.
30:54I don't know if your ass could get any bigger for a guy.
30:56Stop staring at him.
30:58Bill takes the gym seriously.
31:00Me, I do it because I have to.
31:02My ex used to pay for my gym membership,
31:04but Bill's paying for this one.
31:06Squeeze the glutes.
31:07It's nice to look at a man who knows what he's doing.
31:10He looks like Hercules,
31:11with the muscles and, like, the blondish hair.
31:14And if he had, like, what, a mermaid tail?
31:16Is that what the Hercules has?
31:18Looks good back there, baby.
31:19I saw this baby talk.
31:22Are you guys, like, official?
31:24What do we got going on here?
31:26Bill, you want to answer that?
31:30Would you call us official?
31:33Of course.
31:34Say it with integrity.
31:36Of course, baby.
31:38We never had an official conversation
31:40that was like, oh, so you're my boyfriend
31:42and I'm your girlfriend,
31:43and it was just, like, assumed.
31:45Last rep, though. Good.
31:47We better be exclusive.
31:48If not, I'm going back to my ex.
31:50No, I'm kidding.
31:52Is that the first time you ever told someone
31:54we were official?
31:55Yeah, pretty much.
31:58It was a long wait, but, yeah,
31:59it was definitely worth the wait.
32:01I like to make sure I'm making the right decision.
32:03I mean, it took me a little bit, but I made it.
32:04A little bit?
32:05You don't think two years was long enough?
32:07Too long.
32:09Loyalty?
32:10I didn't really get it in my relationship
32:12for ten years,
32:13so I kind of tested him a little bit
32:15to see if he really was loyal,
32:17and he passed with flying colors.
32:19He was celibate waiting for me.
32:21How long was it?
32:22No, a long time.
32:24Oh, how long was it?
32:25A year.
32:26You texted me about the car last night.
32:29What do you want to do?
32:30I'd like to get that figured out.
32:31Get rid of my car?
32:33It's not your car.
32:35So he pays your rent.
32:36Does he pay anything else?
32:39My health insurance
32:40and my car insurance.
32:43You know, you have the apartment.
32:44You have the car.
32:45You don't want me to have any attachment
32:48to him?
32:49No, it's time, so...
32:51You know that.
32:53You know how I am.
32:54I know, but listen.
32:55If you want to pay for things,
32:56that's one thing,
32:57but, like, you don't want to pay for it.
32:59What about, like, my health insurance
33:00and everything else?
33:01Like, I have my brain thing, like...
33:03I'll figure it out, Kels.
33:05In 2015, I was in a car accident,
33:08so my lawyer ordered me a CAT scan,
33:10and they accidentally found a brain tumor
33:13that I never even knew I had.
33:14And if I didn't get it out immediately,
33:18like, I could have gone blind.
33:19My ex, he was very adamant on,
33:21we need good health insurance
33:22because every year I needed to have two MRIs
33:25just to make sure I didn't grow back.
33:26I don't think at the end of the day
33:28he wants to just, like...
33:29Not that I would struggle,
33:30but he doesn't want to see that.
33:31No, and I respect that,
33:32but it's going to come to a point
33:33where the line has to get drawn.
33:35I just don't foresee the need.
33:37I agree with Bill,
33:38but at the same time,
33:39it's like, why is that a bad thing?
33:41I'm going to not accept his gift to me
33:45because of Bill's ego?
33:49Well, let it run its course,
33:51and then we're on to us.
33:55No, it's us.
33:58It's us, and that's it.
34:01You put me through hell for long enough.
34:19Hello?
34:19Hi.
34:20Hi, what's going on?
34:21Nothing, what are you up to?
34:23I'm just getting my hair and makeup done.
34:24Where are you?
34:26I'm driving right now.
34:27I just need to go meet Liz.
34:29Yeah.
34:29She reached out to me.
34:31I just need a break.
34:32Yeah.
34:32How did this happen?
34:33I'm happy that you guys are actually meeting up.
34:34I mean, I texted her yesterday
34:36and said, hey, like, can we talk
34:38or, like, you know, can we meet up
34:39or whatever I said,
34:40and she was like,
34:42yeah, so we scheduled something,
34:43and I just, I don't know how this is going to go.
34:46I'm not going to apologize
34:47until she says it first,
34:48and I don't want, like, a half-ass apology
34:50where I'm like, I'm sorry, but.
34:53You literally did nothing wrong,
34:55so you have nothing to be guilty about, you know?
34:57We'll see where this goes.
34:58I'll let you know.
34:58I'm pulling up, Alicia.
34:59Seriously, good luck.
35:00All right, thanks.
35:01Love you.
35:02All right, bye.
35:02I love you too, bye.
35:04All I want with today
35:05is to make things better.
35:07Liz is coming in with the same energy
35:08that I'm coming in with.
35:09Thank you so much.
35:10I appreciate it.
35:11I think Liz owes me a big apology,
35:13but truly I don't think she'll ever give it
35:15because Liz has something in her head
35:17that she thinks people are against her,
35:18even when they love her.
35:25All right, all right?
35:26All right.
35:28Hi.
35:42Hi.
35:43Hi.
35:44Hi.
35:44How are you?
35:47Good.
35:48Thanks for meeting me.
35:52Have you had a great day?
35:53I had a great day.
35:57I'm so cold right now.
36:01See?
36:03Bad?
36:03No, like, top.
36:06That's good.
36:07We love that.
36:10Do you want to get started off
36:12with a drink besides the water?
36:13I'll have a Sauvignon Blanc.
36:15That's pineapple dole.
36:16Yeah, you got it.
36:17I'll be right back at home.
36:18I'm hoping for an apology.
36:21Optimistic about accountability,
36:23but it's just not going to happen
36:24because she's an asshole.
36:26I feel...
36:27Oh, it's raining.
36:29It's starting to rain.
36:31I feel like...
36:36The rain is coming down!
36:40I have no desire to fight with you.
36:42None.
36:43What I'm not going to do, right,
36:45is I'm not going to go back
36:46to the homeless thing
36:47and explain it.
36:48No, I'm not going back to that.
36:49But I took...
36:53offense to you
36:55positioning yourself
36:57as the peacemaker
36:58in that ride.
37:00Wouldn't you think
37:01a mediator
37:02says something along the lines of,
37:05hey, Alicia,
37:07you know where her heart is.
37:09You know what she meant
37:10and what she didn't mean by it
37:12rather than
37:12your feelings are justified
37:14and no one can take that away,
37:16which is true, by the way.
37:17And I don't disagree, but...
37:22I think you were going at her heart.
37:24You were stepping on your own,
37:25you know, toes
37:26with the things that you were saying.
37:28I was stepping on my own toes.
37:29I don't know what the phrase is.
37:30I don't know.
37:30You were just kind of like me.
37:33I think there's a part of you
37:35that likes to escalate.
37:37Let's be honest.
37:38I'm here to make it better.
37:39You will try to make anything better, ever.
37:41Why are you so close to me?
37:42What did I do to you?
37:43That is the f***ing truth.
37:44What did I do to you?
37:45What did I do that night?
37:45What did I do in the past?
37:46Why are you so mean?
37:48I've been nothing but a good friend to you.
37:49I look at you as one of my best friends.
37:51Stop saying we're best friends.
37:53We have never been best friends.
37:55When my grandfather was dying,
37:57she was my first phone call.
37:58She is one of my best friends.
38:00And to hear that she's not
38:01is absolutely heartbreaking, gut-wrenching.
38:06It's actually disgusting,
38:07and it's very hurtful.
38:10I'm real, and you're f***ing fake.
38:12It's not real.
38:13It's cruel.
38:14It's me.
38:14It's cruel.
38:15You know what?
38:15There's my hair.
38:16You pulled my hair.
38:17Did you kick my chair?
38:18Were you aggressive towards me?
38:19I pulled your hair.
38:20Were you yes or no?
38:21Good job.
38:22You did it.
38:24Why am I not a f***ing human?
38:27Do you remember me pulling your hair?
38:28I remember you tugged at it.
38:30I remember you kicked me in my chair.
38:31You remember I tugged at your hair?
38:33You're a freak.
38:34I pulled your hair.
38:35You are the f***ing devil.
38:37I didn't pull your hair, and you know it.
38:39Do you know I'm normal to kick my chair?
38:41I kicked your chair.
38:42No, you did.
38:43You smashed it.
38:44There is something so f***ed up about you.
38:47Why is it me f***ed up when you're f***ing kicking me?
38:49So, guess what?
38:50Why?
38:50I don't need to be here.
38:52I don't need to be here with someone attacking me.
38:55I'm not attacking my character.
38:58It's kind of gotten late, and I think I'm going to go.
39:03The minute she said I put my hands on her, I knew.
39:06I knew right there, all right, we're not here to reconcile.
39:09We are here to f***ing battle, and I couldn't take any more.
39:12I just couldn't.
39:13I don't believe I put my hands on her in any kind of way,
39:18except maybe to just get her chair away from me.
39:21There's a difference.
39:23I'm trying to get past this.
39:24After the things that you said to me,
39:25after the way you treated me,
39:27I'm trying to move past this.
39:29Bye-bye.
39:30Bye-bye.
39:32I don't want to fight with Liz.
39:33I care about Liz.
39:36And it's...
39:38It's so embarrassing to know that, like,
39:40somebody you care about doesn't care about you the same way.
39:44Piece of s***.
39:48Crazy bitch.
39:52Next time on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
39:55I deserve an apology.
39:56She doesn't seem like the apologizing type.
39:59Have you ever felt you were actually wrong on something?
40:02No.
40:03Okay.
40:03I love an Arabian night.
40:05She had it.
40:07We have this information that we haven't shared with her.
40:10Do you know about the video?
40:12I don't know something about a video.
40:13Do you want to know what is in the video?
40:19I don't know.
40:20I don't know.
40:22I don't know.
40:23We'll be watching.
40:23Chase live there.
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