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00:14What do you think girls chic or so last week both
00:20What last week was like a really good week for me. I want to put together the
00:24Perfect outfit for my date with Ken. It's our 43rd
00:28anniversary
00:3143rd anniversary of the first time we held hands can't find a greeting card for that. So I made one.
00:39Oh
00:39I know what this look needs my little rhinestone studded butterfly barrette. It's right here in my closet
00:50Whoa, that's not a closet. That's a planet called fashion. Oh, it's just a few odds and ends
01:02I
01:03Got the clothes from every career. I've ever had you went to the moon. You haven't
01:10That skirt rocks can I borrow it of course? Oh a belt to go with my new jeans and every
01:18pair of pants
01:19I've ever owned
01:20Knock yourselves out
01:26Is Barbie not the coolest person ever? She's fun generous and exactly my size
01:39Whoa, okay Barbie. I mean this in like the best possible way, but you've got a big head
01:45Actually Teresa. It's a great way for me to test new hair and makeup looks. Oh sounds like a kick.
01:51Let's try it
01:57Oh
01:57Mondo Barbie head is looking good
02:00Can't say the same about us
02:05Barbie
02:06How much farther? Yeah, we're exhausted a day or two's walk tops
02:12We're famished and starving. I may have a mint in my pocket. Oh
02:19Here's my barrette
02:21Isn't that funny?
02:23You had it the whole time
02:26We came all this way for nothing?
02:29I wouldn't say for nothing. I found this cute necklace that'll really put my outfit over the top
02:35That's it! I want out of here!
02:38Yeah, I cancelled a yoga lesson for this
02:41Or was it a yogurt lesson?
02:45What's this? Who cares?
02:47Pull it! No, don't touch
02:50Ken? Barbie ready for our date yet?
03:00I sure am
03:04Happy anniversary Barbie
03:07Oh Ken, I love the stubble
03:17And when I got back, I realized I already had the same skirt
03:22In the same color
03:25Barbie, what do you think you're wearing?
03:28Ah! Punted closet!
03:30Relax guys, Ken upgraded the closet software
03:34Closet here has cataloged every piece of wardrobe and accessory that I own
03:39My superior central processing unit is able to determine the mathematically perfect ensemble
03:43Pretty full of himself, isn't he?
03:47Those killer capris are 0.5 centimeters above your midcalf
03:50I cannot let you wear them
03:52Oh, don't be silly
03:53I love these pants
03:55They're my picnic pants
03:56I'm wearing them
03:57You've left me with no choice
04:03What in the world?
04:10Calling 911?
04:12I'm texting Ken to say I'm gonna be late for our date
04:14I hope his homemade sherbet doesn't melt
04:18Oh no!
04:19The sherbet's melting
04:22Oh no!
04:23Barbie's trapped!
04:25Bring the sherbet
04:28No food!
04:30No water!
04:31No gossip magazines!
04:33This is torture!
04:34That is correct, Barbie's chatty friend
04:36Except for the fully staffed, microbiotic, free-range, cafe-slash-smoothie bar Ken also installed
04:45Sweet!
04:46I could go for a cappuccino
04:48Coming right up
04:50I wonder where Ken is
04:53What are you doing here?
04:55You know, just waiting for Barbie
04:57She's trapped inside her closet
04:59What?
05:00How could giving the closet artificial intelligence, absolute control over the dream house, and a sorely personality backfire?
05:07Right?
05:08I cannot let you eat that Barbie
05:11It's a day old
05:12Try these
05:13I baked them fresh this morning
05:15Oh yeah!
05:17Well, I'm not heartless
05:18These girls may have deplorable fashion sense, but I am not going to let them starve
05:24Oh, my scones are ready
05:25Come on closet, can't we come to some sort of understanding?
05:29You going to lose those capris?
05:31No way
05:32No scones for you
05:33I was going to eat that
05:34I was going to eat that!
05:36So bored
05:37Oh, how about a soak?
05:43I can't wait to see the look on Barbie's face when I rescue her
05:47When you rescue her, I'm the one who's rescuing her
05:50No, I am
05:51No, I am
05:52I am
05:57And get this, when I got back, I realized I already had the same shoes, in the same color
06:04Barbie, are you okay?
06:07Whoa, glad I brought my trunks
06:12Closet and I are besties now, right closet?
06:15Best friends forever
06:19Barbie, where do you think you are going?
06:21We're going on our picnic
06:22In that swimsuit?
06:24In autumn?
06:25I don't think so
06:30Oh, here's the problem
06:32It was set to evil
06:34Oh, yeah
06:36Thank goodness
06:38I am so sorry about that, Barbie
06:40I don't know what came over me
06:42You know, that guy wasn't so bad
06:44I know, right?
06:45I was just the evil one
06:47Aw, I really wanted to try some of that sherbet
06:58Thanks, Ken
06:59But you didn't have to buy me all these amazing new outfits
07:02Ha, like I'm not going to get you a present for Waffle History Month
07:06Warning, warning
07:07Critical couture capacity exceeded
07:10What in the world?
07:12It finally happened
07:14Your closet is
07:18Full
07:19Commence purging with extreme prejudice
07:21Huh?
07:22Clean out my closet?
07:24But everything in here is full of memories
07:26Like these jeans
07:28I was wearing them the time we had our 19th all-night phone call
07:35What about this scarf?
07:37Don't you remember?
07:39We put that on that fashion-forward snowman we made
07:43Sassy the snowman
07:44What a holly jolly soul
07:47Then what about this?
07:52These?
07:52Those are the shoes I was wearing six hours ago when we started this
07:59What's that?
08:00Exactly what I was afraid of
08:01The energy generated by the sheer fabulousness of these clothes
08:04Could tear a hole in the space-time continuum
08:08Good thing I always carry a sewing kit
08:10Let me crunch the numbers
08:12There's gotta be a way to save us from this clothespocalypse
08:15Hey! We could put all this stuff on the Be Friends auction site
08:19Your fans will pay big bucks, Barbie
08:24Oh wow! I can't believe you sold all this to one buyer!
08:28My flight attendant uniform!
08:31That was my 32nd favorite career!
08:36Aw, poor Barbie
08:38She's not ready to let go
08:40Barbie! You should rock all this stuff one last time!
08:43That would be so cool!
08:45Yeah!
08:49Retro sheep!
08:51I love it!
08:52I love it!
09:09Okay, that's the last of it
09:11Barbie, your stuff is all packed and ready to go
09:15Okay, I'm ready
09:16Seal it up Teresa!
09:21Ah!
09:27Bad news guys!
09:28The buyer wanted everything in its original packaging
09:30Whoops!
09:34Now what am I gonna do?
09:36Barbie, I fixed your closet overload
09:38I just moved some of your stuff to my house
09:40You did?
09:41Wow, thanks Ken!
09:43Now I can keep my clothes
09:45And all those great memories
09:48Ugh!
09:50There!
10:05Mail's here!
10:08Fan mail, gala invites, marriage proposals
10:13I heard the squeal!
10:15Oh, is that it?
10:17My driver's license!
10:19How is it that you don't have your license?
10:21Aren't you a race car driver?
10:23You know, I've had so many careers
10:25It's hard to keep track of all 135 of them
10:28And counting
10:31Hello?
10:31We heard the squeal! Did you get it?
10:35Can you drive Teresa and me to the beach?
10:37The forecast calls for Sunny with a chance of a whole lot of cute guys
10:40I have my license, but the truth is I never learned how to drive
10:44I heard the squeal!
10:46I'll call you later!
10:47So, where is it?
10:50Eeeee!
10:52Eeeee!
10:53You've been waiting a long time for this
10:55So, I wanted to give you something for this special occasion
10:58It's gorgeous!
11:04Some assembly required
11:07Aha! Aha! Okay!
11:10Barbie, does this look like a schlond poofa to you?
11:13All done!
11:15Do I mind that Barbie showed me up putting that car together?
11:19Nope! Doesn't bother me a bit
11:21Besides, can she do this?
11:24Cooking!
11:25Now for a quick check of the mirrors and we're ready to go
11:31Is this how you do this?
11:37I don't know what I was so worried about
11:44I'll never learn to drive
11:48That darn schlond poofa
11:49Be right back, babe
11:52Eeeee!
11:55To the beach!
11:56Well, I'm still not very good at this whole driving thing
11:59Twelve footers have been spotted at point doom
12:01And there's some really big waves, too
12:08Barbie!
12:09Wait up!
12:11I'm terrified!
12:13And loving it!
12:17Barbie!
12:18Wait!
12:23What in the world?
12:25Wait!
12:27You can go now
12:28I can't
12:29Oh, we're here
12:33Thanks for the driving lesson, Ken
12:35Maybe he could teach me how to drive
12:36Were you a race car driver?
12:39Ah!
12:40Here we go!
12:44Hup!
12:51Warning!
12:52Objects in the mirror may be handsomer than they appear
13:01Schlond poofa
13:06Nope!
13:08No way!
13:09Never!
13:10What's up?
13:12Guys, Ken always gets me the perfect gift
13:16Just once, I wanna do something special for him for our anniversary
13:21Which anniversary?
13:22Honestly, I can't remember
13:24We seem to have a different one each week
13:27What about a tiara?
13:28Chelsea, Ken's a boy
13:30What about a blue tiara?
13:32Please, Chelsea
13:33Boys are into action movies, video games, and cars
13:37That's it!
13:41Is that what I think it is?
13:43It's beautiful
13:46Ken!
13:47Ken!
13:47It's an emergency!
13:50Chelsea!
13:51What is it?
13:52I wanna play a game
13:53But nobody will play with me
13:55Will you?
13:56Aw, I'd be delighted
13:58Come on in
14:07It's cool
14:08It's cool
14:08But it can be cooler
14:12Again?
14:1326 games in a row
14:15You know, give or take
14:17Do you hear that?
14:19Um, how about we try chess?
14:22Backgammon?
14:23Poker?
14:24Poker?
14:30Blue is so last season
14:32How about...
14:33Kelly Green!
14:34Racing stripes will make Ken's wheels stand out in a crowd
14:39Flames are so much cooler
14:40If by cooler you mean lamer
14:43How about a dragon?
14:44Now, that would be cool
14:47You sure this is your first time playing poker, Chelsea?
14:51Absolutely
14:52Next hand
14:53Aldo cookie hold'em
14:54Ace is high
14:55Nothing wild
14:56Wild cards are for preschoolers
15:03Ugh, Ken is gonna love this
15:06Again!
15:07One, two, three
15:08Again!
15:09One, two, three
15:11Come on!
15:16One, two, three
15:18Ah!
15:24You sure you didn't hear that?
15:27Hear what?
15:32It's Stacy's fault!
15:33I can't believe it
15:35It's the most amazing thing I've ever seen
15:42Is that what I think it is?
15:45A one of a kind, limited edition, golden schlond poofa
15:52You're the best, babe!
15:54No, you are
15:55No, you are
15:56No, you are
15:57No
15:57You both are
15:58Can we go for a spin?
16:00Let's ride!
16:02What's this button do?
16:09That darn golden schlond poofa
16:23Woohoo!
16:25Barbie just won the golden glob
16:27Add that to her Roosies
16:28Her Nobel Prize in accessorizing
16:30And no!
16:31Don't open that!
16:35Barbie, we're maxed out here
16:37I've got the solution
16:38BRB, babe
16:40Who wants to drive me to the mall?
16:42I need to return these
16:44Okay, I don't have Barbie-sized feet
16:46But I'm just as graceful and elegant as she is
16:52Check it out!
16:53The Shrinkerator
16:57Wow!
16:58Hey!
16:59A little spritz with that
17:01And I'll fit in these cute kicks
17:02Wow!
17:03Look out!
17:12Barbie, you're so, so very adorable!
17:18Yes, you are!
17:20Ugh!
17:20Will you stop falling all over her for one minute and fix this?
17:26I'm on it!
17:27Skipper, Stacy, follow me!
17:37Hey, Blissa!
17:40Good girl!
17:43AHHHHH!
17:45AHHHHH!
17:47AHHHHH!
17:52That was close, eh, heh
17:55Aaaahhhh!
18:00Hey
18:01My favorite stiletto
18:04It can't end like this!
18:21Hmm, does something seem off to you?
18:25Hey there, I'm Raquel.
18:28And to answer your questions, yes, I'm single,
18:30and yes, I always look this fabulous.
18:33You're ignoring me?
18:34Listen, muscle head, I've been shot down
18:37by way hotter guys than you.
18:43Raquel, this isn't the dream house.
18:46What?
18:47It's Chelsea's doll house.
18:52Pretend you're a doll.
18:54Gotta fix your hair, dolly.
19:02Barbie?
19:03Chelsea, you found them.
19:05Good news, girls.
19:06I turned the Shrinkerator into a Biggerator.
19:11Oh, Ken, you're my hero.
19:14Yippee!
19:15I'm back to normal size.
19:17Oh, Ken, you saved me.
19:19Raquel, the Biggerator!
19:27Just what I've always wanted, a real live Ken doll.
19:32You're right, Ken.
19:34We're made for each other.
19:49You sure this is a good idea?
19:52M'lady, your new closet awaits!
19:58Barbie, Barbie, your dim-witted male companion has been making unauthorized modifications to your wardrobe environment.
20:04Give it a rest, circuit head.
20:07It's okay, closet. I authorized the upgrades.
20:11You what?
20:12He could not build his way out of a paper bag.
20:15I built you.
20:16I cannot believe that this plastic headed moron is my creator.
20:21It is so embarrassing.
20:24Closet!
20:25Did you defrag your hard drive?
20:27In a minute.
20:29Barbie, how many hours a day do you spend deciding what to wear?
20:32Barbie averages 3.25 hours per day.
20:36Hmm. I've actually lost 17 dolliers because of it.
20:40Well, no more!
20:41I present to you the Matchin' Fashion Machine!
20:49Perfect!
20:50Ooh!
20:51Awesome!
20:52I could have pulled that ensemble out of my USB port.
20:56Next up, the Mood Matrix.
20:59This baby determines your mood and changes the color of your outfit to match.
21:05Who has ever heard of a pink mood?
21:08I'm always in a pink mood.
21:11And finally, the piece de la resistance.
21:15Ta-da!
21:18Imagine having all your accessories at the press of a button.
21:25Woo-hoo!
21:26I love it!
21:28You've done it again!
21:30Oh, no, you didn't!
21:32Socks with sandals, holiday knit sweaters, and sweatbands!
21:36Look at me!
21:38No!
21:40The corner!
21:42It was working just fine a moment ago.
21:44You dollar-eating dollar-eater-ator!
21:47Give me the curse!
21:50Here, Midge. Let me help you.
21:56Why, you!
21:58I'm sorry, Barbie. I've ruined your closet.
22:01And even worse, I've lost my last dollar in this thing.
22:05Give me my-
22:06I don't like-
22:07It's okay.
22:08You'll be okay.
22:10Ha-ha-ha.
22:13Shoo-shoo, canine. Pay no attention to the robot behind the curtain.
22:17What in the world?
22:19Closet, what is the meaning of this?
22:21I, he, you.
22:25I am so sorry, Barbie. I was threatened by Ken's brilliant modifications.
22:30Oh, closet. There's room for both of you in my life. Now, don't you have something to say to Ken?
22:37I'm sorry, father. Ken. I mean, Ken.
22:40I guess I forgive you.
22:42Hey, who's up for Sherbet?
22:44Me, me, me, me, me, me.
22:47Oh.
22:49Hey, there, cutie. Do you know an IT specialist because you're making my CPU malfunction?
23:08Bye.
23:55Bye.
23:56Bye.
23:56Bye.
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