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Euphoria - Season 3 Episode 5
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00:07She would never say it out loud, but Nate going broke, finally granted Cassie the
00:17permission to follow her dreams.
00:20This little piggy went to the market.
00:24This little piggy stayed home.
00:29This little piggy ate a big, big meal.
00:32This little piggy ate none.
00:34This little piggy went, wee, wee, wee, all the way home.
00:38Within 24 hours of Brandon Fontaine tagging Cassie.
00:42I'd like to thank all my fans for watching and subscribing.
00:45I hope you enjoy It's Just Me Cassie.
00:49She had 17,000 new subscribers.
00:52Slide your hands forward.
00:54Yes.
00:54Maddie worked her to the bone.
00:55I want to see more ass.
00:58Yeah, yeah.
00:58Hook it up.
01:01Hello.
01:02It's her favorite paper.
01:05Just Me Cassie.
01:20Some men wanted her in specific outfits.
01:30You've been a bad boy.
01:31You want to spend the night in the hole?
01:33Specific positions to focus on specific body parts.
01:41Do you like the sound of that?
01:44Do you want to hear my pussy?
01:47Others want to jerk off instructions.
01:50To be told what to do.
01:51To be humiliated.
01:52You fat little fuck.
01:55I'm very, very disappointed in you.
01:57Let me see you play with your tiny little penis.
02:00Or to humiliate her.
02:02I'm not going to fart in a jar.
02:05For $700?
02:07You fart in the jar.
02:08He's not going to know the difference.
02:10Okay.
02:11But the most common request is that they wanted Cassie to say their name.
02:17Connor, are you going to punish me?
02:18Joshua.
02:19Robert.
02:21Hunter.
02:22Marcus.
02:26Who are you?
02:27Cass?
02:40Guess you just hit 50,000 subscribers.
02:44No.
02:50Maddie helped her to get even more exposure.
02:52I just feel like American men have been treated like second class citizens.
02:56You know what?
02:56I think I agree with you there.
02:58Why is it that women hate men these days?
03:01Well, in the past, men used to be hunters and gatherers and protectors.
03:05But now they're being forced to walk around on their tippy toes.
03:07I mean, it's not natural.
03:08Men should be free.
03:10They should be able to speak their mind, voice their desires.
03:13Oh, you think they're being too restricted by society?
03:17Yes!
03:17If you want a girlfriend that can cook or clean, you might as well be screaming the n-word.
03:22Okay.
03:23Well, you sound like a Democrat.
03:26I'm not retarded.
03:27You know what's funny?
03:30The angrier these idiots get, the more money you make.
03:33Yeah.
03:34Even with all the attention she was getting, she still missed Nate.
03:37Did you wire Nate $35,000?
03:41I was gonna be a vector from the house.
03:43I think you need to take that big sweetheart of yours and stick it in the fucking freezer.
03:47Mate, I can't.
03:49He's my husband and he's being supportive and he thinks I'm doing an amazing job.
03:53It's because he's not a breadwinner.
03:55He's a bread loser.
03:58And if you don't cut him loose now, he's gonna be entitled to 50% of everything you make.
04:02I'm looking at your stats right now.
04:05Your career is about to fucking explode.
04:08Maddie was right.
04:10She was getting bigger.
04:12I've never done this before.
04:14And bigger?
04:14For my fans, I'll do anything.
04:17God!
04:19And bigger.
04:20It's too big!
04:27Yes!
04:28Yes!
04:30Yes!
04:31Yes!
04:32Yes!
04:33Yes!
04:33Yes!
04:34Nice!
04:38Yes!
04:41Yes!
04:48Yes!
04:55It's him!
04:57Yes!
05:07I don't know.
05:45I don't know.
06:01Big lady, get on your knees.
06:05Back away from the building and get on your knees.
06:09Lethal force will be used if you do not comply.
06:13Lethal force will be used...
06:23Hi, Frank.
06:25Hi.
06:27You look so small, I could fit you in my pocket.
06:30Yeah.
06:32I wonder where else I could fit you.
06:36You want to go where?
06:38You naughty, naughty boy.
06:41I'm so bad.
06:42Well, hold your breath.
06:44Oh, yeah.
06:45Do it.
06:50Yes.
06:51Oh, God.
06:52Oh, oh, oh.
06:56Frank?
06:59What are you doing in there?
07:02Nothing.
07:03Are you jerking off to me again?
07:29Oh, my God.
07:32Oh, my God.
07:38Did you enjoy that?
07:42She knew this was her destiny.
07:47To triumph.
07:49To conquer.
07:50To win.
08:05The world was hers.
08:12And she had finally been unleashed.
08:16To win.
08:18To win.
08:18To win.
08:20To win.
08:27You're trying to fucking wrap my head around big-ass thought process.
08:32Motherfucker worked for you 15 years.
08:36Now he fucking decides to betray me.
08:38I mean, they did shoot him.
08:40And?
08:40Maybe the motherfucker was scared to die.
08:43So what?
08:43You defended his sissy bitch ass now.
08:45Is that what you're doing?
08:46No, I'm just trying to put myself in his shoes.
08:48Oh.
08:49So you're telling me you do what he fucking did?
08:51So I got a fucking house for the Judases?
08:54Is that what you're telling me?
08:55Hey, man.
08:57You're putting words in my mouth now, dawg.
08:59There's nothing noble about a man whose loyalty ends the moment he's afraid to die.
09:03Might just go to the hospital and kill him myself.
09:05In order to save his own fucking life, he risked mine.
09:10Now my whole fucking business is in the hands of that fucking Dracula-faced bitch and a crew of moronic
09:15fucking crackers.
09:16I ain't saying the motherfucker should have opened the safe.
09:19No sense in debating it.
09:21It is what it is.
09:22We must take back what's ours.
09:24We'll need a strategy.
09:26The gun is the strategy.
09:28They got guns, too.
09:29And we have the element of surprise.
09:34Can you draw a map of that farm?
09:36Yeah.
09:37Get on that.
09:38Okay.
09:40What is this?
09:42What the fuck is this?
09:44What?
09:46I'm 6'3".
09:48He's the pants of a motherfucker who's 5'9".
09:52Must have been a mix-up, man.
09:54I'll go switch him out.
09:55Hey, boss.
09:56Let me be fucking clear.
09:58Do I look 5'9 to you?
10:01Nah, man.
10:02Do I look your height?
10:03No.
10:04And what the fuck happened?
10:05Because I know these pants are the pants of a motherfucking man of 5'9".
10:12Who is that guy?
10:14Who are you?
10:16Huh?
10:16Some little, small, pathetic motherfucker.
10:23Because that guy ain't me.
10:25You ain't me.
10:29In your mind, do I look little?
10:33Do I look little?
10:34Nah.
10:36Do I look little?
10:37Have a shrink?
10:38Not at all, man.
10:40Look, I went in there.
10:41I was grabbing them quickly.
10:42Let me get the right size.
10:44And why the fuck am I wearing these little boy pants?
10:46Is this what you think of me?
10:47No, no, man.
10:48Is that what you're trying to tell me?
10:50That I ain't nothing?
10:51Why did you decide to hand me a pair of pants and make me look like a small, itty-bitty
10:56nobody?
10:56I can go back to the shop.
10:59You think I'm not the size I am?
11:01That I'm some small, tiny, idiot-
11:02Is this a simple mistake?
11:04Oh, so you was trying to make me look like a motherfucking fool?
11:08No, no, no.
11:09Is this how you fucking seem?
11:10No.
11:11I'm some small motherfucker.
11:12Tell me the truth.
11:13Tell me the motherfucking truth.
11:15Tell me, motherfucker, before I kill you.
11:17No.
11:18This is a fucking mistake.
11:20I swear to God.
11:21Did you happen to be a little man?
11:23No.
11:30Judas bastards.
11:34Cassie was surprised by how helpful Brandon was in navigating her career.
11:38Yo, you know Maddie's not a real manager, right?
11:43Yes, she is.
11:45Yeah.
11:46She's an assistant to a manager.
11:48She answers phones all day.
11:52She's really good at her job.
11:55Yeah?
11:56Yeah.
11:57Annie brought her fucking bulldog in.
11:59Now there's diarrhea everywhere.
12:06It's like a Chilean minefield in here.
12:13You know that porn star you used to represent?
12:16Caitlin.
12:17I read an article with her in Forbes.
12:19She's making a fortune.
12:25Will it still smell like shit in here at three?
12:29Probably.
12:31Then reschedule the day.
12:33Will do.
12:34And when is she done for you exactly?
12:37Besides bringing you to my house.
12:42I do make a lot of money.
12:45Yeah, it's because I've been tagging you and shit.
12:50But Maddie's only going to get you so far.
12:53And she has no power.
12:55She's just another Hollywood beach.
12:59And we've built a real business.
13:01And we have a whole team of professional videographers, editors, photographers.
13:08And we have sponsorships.
13:10Just think of what we could build together.
13:12You'd be set for life, Cass.
13:14I believe it.
13:16All right, then.
13:18What's stopping you?
13:19Move in.
13:21Maddie's my best friend.
13:23I know, but it's not personal.
13:25All right, Cass?
13:26It's just business.
13:29You're a businesswoman, right?
13:31Right?
13:36All right, hold on.
13:50You know, there's a reason that everyone who comes into this house leaves famous.
13:59If I can't convince you, maybe the fans can.
14:05I think a sexy video of you and Brandon, that's going to make a lot of money.
14:09Brandon's a TikTok star.
14:10He's not into porn.
14:11I'm not talking about porn.
14:13I'm talking about, you know, something erotic.
14:17Something tasteful.
14:19Just the two of you, you're in a hot tub together.
14:23He's rubbing your feet.
14:25He's scratching his back.
14:27You know, something like that.
14:28It's like you're pretending to be in a relationship.
14:30You know, there's a story.
14:32Wouldn't that make you jealous?
14:33Hailey, I'm a businessman.
14:35I'm just looking for opportunities.
14:36I mean, Brandon has 30 million followers.
14:38I don't think you're capitalizing on that.
14:40I mean, he asked me to move in.
14:42Would you say yes?
14:43No.
14:44What are you waiting for?
14:45Well, I have to talk to Maddie first.
14:47Oh, fuck Maddie.
14:49Look, this guy can take you places.
14:51I'm really counting on you, babe.
14:53Okay, okay.
14:55You're my last hope.
14:57Yeah, I understand.
15:00Do you miss me?
15:02Of course.
15:03But I'm watching all your videos, babe.
15:05I'm so impressed.
15:06Really?
15:08I love you, I love you, I love you.
15:10You wire me that money as soon as you can, okay?
15:14Yeah, I'll bring home the bacon.
15:16That's what I'm talking about.
15:17That is that positive mentality.
15:19That is how winning is done.
15:21I love you.
15:22We're gonna do this.
15:23It's me and you.
15:24That's Bonnie and Clyde, baby.
15:25That's Jay-Z and Beyonce.
15:27Okay.
15:28Okay, go, go, go, go, go.
15:30I love you.
15:30You're a winner.
15:32I love you, too.
15:33Bye, bye, bye.
15:39Come on.
15:53Alamo had asked to see me alone for the first time
15:56since the robbery.
16:12How you doing?
16:15I've been better.
16:42You know, I'm of the belief
16:45that certain people are cursed.
16:48I don't pretend to know why,
16:50but wherever these unlucky folk go,
16:54misfortune abounds.
16:56Rain don't come.
16:58Crops dry up.
17:00Cows get sick.
17:04Ever since you came around,
17:08it's been a cascade of trouble.
17:12I'm not saying you got a 666 inscribed on the back of your skull,
17:16but something about you gives me the heebie-jeebies.
17:27Alamo's waiting for you at the bar.
17:30Okay.
17:31Okay.
17:44Okay.
17:47Okay.
17:49Okay.
17:50Okay.
17:51Okay.
17:51Okay.
17:51Okay.
17:52Okay.
17:52Okay.
17:54Okay.
17:54Okay.
18:18Just got off the phone with that bitch, Laurie.
18:22Yeah, what'd she say?
18:25She wanted me.
18:27Yeah, about what?
18:30She didn't say.
18:33But I got a good feeling about what she wants.
18:37What?
18:38For me to bend over and spread my ass cheeks.
18:43Well, you're not gonna do that.
18:46Nope.
18:48But I'ma spread hers.
18:53You know her house, right?
18:57Where would she keep my shit?
19:00I mean, I bet your money's probably in the basement.
19:04Money?
19:05Yeah.
19:07What she got is a whole lot fucking more valuable than money.
19:17Because what she don't know is this nigga ain't nobody's monkey.
19:28I'll play this game to my old fucking tune.
19:59I'll play this game.
20:07I'll play this game.
20:11I'll play this game.
20:48I told the DEA that Lori wanted to set up a meeting with Alamo.
21:07They wanted a wiretap on Lori, so they needed me to get her to incriminate herself.
21:14Hello?
21:15Hey Lori, listen, I was just calling to let you know that I had nothing to do with Paladin.
21:20You're a liar.
21:21No, look, I told him how much you cared about him, but I didn't think he was going to kill
21:25him.
21:26I don't ever want to talk to you again.
21:28What?
21:30What?
21:31Shit.
21:38One more chance.
21:43Then he divorced my mother to be with another woman, and he took his money with him.
21:51And then she died.
21:53I was very angry with him.
21:55It cost me $10,000 in therapy to say that sentence.
21:59I was very angry with him.
22:01I'll say it again.
22:02I was very angry with him.
22:02Just call her back.
22:03This is the best part.
22:12Come on.
22:15Come on.
22:29I bet you wish you still are a drug meal.
22:34Every fucking day, man.
22:37Too bad.
22:39Jaws been filled.
22:40Oh, yeah?
22:41By who?
22:42When you like to know, bitch.
22:53That will do.
23:00Penzer's office, Maddie speaking.
23:02So Brandon was telling the truth.
23:05You're just an assistant.
23:07We need to talk.
23:43Cassie requested that the meeting be held at Maddie's apartment.
23:48So you were lying about living in a dormant building?
23:53You caught me.
23:57After everything I've been through, I'm sensitive to lies.
24:01Yeah, I could say the same to you.
24:03What have I lied about?
24:05Are you serious?
24:08Recently.
24:09Look, you wanted to talk?
24:11Let's talk.
24:16This isn't easy for me.
24:22In fact, it's one of the hardest decisions I've ever had to make in my entire life.
24:26And I just need you to know that it's not personal.
24:28It's just business.
24:30Uh-huh.
24:38I've been approached by the biggest TikTok house in Los Angeles.
24:41Brandon?
24:43Yes, Brandon.
24:44Basically, Brandon made me an offer I can't refuse.
24:47So what'd you say?
24:49I told him I have to think about it.
24:50Have you thought about it?
24:52Yes.
24:53And that's why you're here?
24:55Exactly.
24:57Well, go ahead then.
24:59Say it.
25:03Now you're my best friend.
25:06Really?
25:07Yes.
25:09How could you even question that?
25:14Continue.
25:15Continue.
25:18I just need you to know it's not personal.
25:21Cass, have some fucking balls.
25:25I just...
25:27I don't know how to say this without hurting your feelings.
25:29Hmm.
25:33But this is a big opportunity for me.
25:39I just...
25:42And I have to move on.
25:46Okay.
25:52Hi, this is Madeline Perez.
25:55I'm calling about the L.A. Nights audition with Cassie.
25:59Yeah, the one with Dylan.
26:02Hmm.
26:03I'm gonna have to cancel that.
26:05Dylan?
26:07She's not gonna be available.
26:11Wait, wait, what?
26:12What?
26:13When did that happen?
26:14What does it matter?
26:15I don't represent you.
26:17Yes, you do.
26:19Didn't you just leave me?
26:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
26:22Not officially, Maddie.
26:23My head is swirling, and I'm new to this,
26:25and this definitely changes things.
26:29Hmm.
26:31Never mind.
26:33She'll be there.
26:36Well, just to avoid any future misunderstandings,
26:40I drew up a contract.
26:43Okay, I'll sign it.
26:55Wait, can you hold it up next to you?
26:58Yeah?
26:59Dylan.
27:02Great.
27:03I'm glad we cleared that up.
27:04I think that's it.
27:06I promise you, Maddie.
27:09I will not let you down.
27:13Great.
27:14The only problem was,
27:17Maddie hadn't secured an audition.
27:19Don't run from me.
27:21It's simple.
27:23Call the casting director.
27:24Put Cassie on the list.
27:26I can't abuse my power, Maddie.
27:28Don't give me that shit.
27:30It's a tiny role.
27:32She has no qualifications
27:34other than being my sister.
27:37You want to make me an enemy?
27:41You want to make me an enemy?
27:43Yeah.
27:43Yeah.
27:43I have to work.
27:56I'm fine in here.
28:04Just out.
28:05Just out.
28:12Hi.
28:13I am so happy and grateful for this opportunity.
28:16My sister, Lexi Howard,
28:17she has always been my biggest supporter.
28:19We love Lexi.
28:21Yeah, she's the best, isn't she?
28:22Great.
28:22Hi, I'm Cassie Howard.
28:25I'm five foot five
28:26and my measurements are 37, 24, 37.
28:31I will be doing a monologue
28:33from Antony and Cleopatra
28:35by William Shakespeare.
28:37Shakespeare?
28:38I mean, is there anyone better?
28:41No.
28:42So act five, scene two,
28:44takes place after Antony
28:45has been defeated by Julius Caesar
28:47and he nobly commits suicide.
28:50And Cleopatra,
28:51me,
28:53she's been captured
28:54by the Roman military
28:56and this is her monologue of defiance.
28:58Great.
28:59Okay.
29:10Sir,
29:12I will eat
29:14no meat.
29:17I will not drink,
29:19sir.
29:22If idle talk
29:24will once be necessary,
29:26I'll not sleep neither.
29:30this mortal house
29:31I'll ruin.
29:34Just Caesar what he can.
29:37No, sir.
29:40I will not wait
29:41pinioned
29:42at your master's court.
29:46Nor once be chastised
29:49with the sober eye
29:51of dull Octavia.
29:53I will not be chastised
30:13shall they hoist me up
30:15and show me
30:17to the shouting
30:17volatry
30:18of censoring Rome.
30:20Rather a ditch
30:21in Egypt
30:23be gentle
30:23who does Shakespeare.
30:25Sadly,
30:26no one.
30:27Rather on
30:28nihilist mud
30:29lay me stark
30:29naked
30:30and let the waterflies
30:31blow me
30:32into abhorring.
30:34Rather make
30:35my country's
30:36high parameters
30:37my gibbet
30:39and hang me
30:40up in chains.
30:47That's your sister.
30:50Yeah.
30:51Her sister?
30:53They don't look
30:54anything alike.
30:56She told the casting director
30:58you recommended her
30:58for the role
30:59of job applicant.
31:00She did?
31:01Mm-hmm.
31:02If she can do Shakespeare,
31:04she can do
31:05Halloween night.
31:07Yes.
31:13I hadn't seen
31:14Jewel since the wedding.
31:16She was clearly
31:17holding it against me.
31:18How many relationships
31:19have you been
31:19since high school?
31:21Relationships?
31:23Yeah.
31:24And you form
31:24an emotional
31:25and sexual connection
31:26with another person?
31:29Oh, man.
31:31Um,
31:32can't even count.
31:34Who was your
31:35most recent?
31:40Angel.
31:42How long
31:43were y'all together?
31:45Uh,
31:46not long.
31:48But, uh,
31:50she was really
31:50passionate, though.
31:52Tumultuous.
31:53We'd, like,
31:54argue and then
31:55throw shit
31:55at each other.
31:57It was fucking crazy.
32:00Then I, um,
32:01I ended up having
32:02to take her to rehab.
32:04So you two
32:05were in love?
32:07Definitely.
32:13I've been that
32:13hard to believe.
32:15What,
32:15that we were in love?
32:17That you were
32:18in a relationship
32:19where you, like,
32:20expressed yourself,
32:22argued,
32:23threw shit
32:24at each other.
32:25Me?
32:27Yeah.
32:29It's a side
32:29I've never seen.
32:30A lot of things
32:31change over the years.
32:34Have they?
32:36What are you
32:37talking about?
32:40I mean,
32:41you come over here,
32:42you lay around,
32:43you look at me
32:44like you have
32:45something to say,
32:45but you never
32:46say it.
32:47I feel like I'm
32:47back in high school.
32:50What,
32:50I'm not allowed
32:51to come hang out?
32:54What do you want?
32:57Nothing.
33:00You don't want
33:00to kiss me?
33:06Like now?
33:07Sure.
33:09Yeah,
33:10I'd kiss you.
33:11But do you want to?
33:14I mean,
33:15I find you
33:16very attractive.
33:18That wasn't
33:19the question.
33:22Okay,
33:22I'm sorry.
33:23Aren't you
33:23with this guy?
33:25The fucking,
33:26uh,
33:27your landlord?
33:28Mr. Family Guy?
33:30So you want
33:31to kiss me,
33:31but you won't
33:32out of respect?
33:34I'm confused.
33:35Do you want
33:35me to kiss you?
33:36That's all you want.
33:37What do you want?
33:39A lot of things.
33:42Like what?
33:48You want to kiss me?
33:50Get up.
33:52Take my head
33:52in your hands
33:53and kiss me.
33:54Keep kissing me.
33:56Push me on the back.
33:57Kiss me all over.
33:59You want more?
34:00Take it.
34:02You want me?
34:04Make me yours.
34:05Deliverous.
34:26Oh my God.
34:28Oh my God.
34:28Oh my God.
34:30Oh my God.
34:31Oh, my God.
35:08You bring guys to my apartment and fucking them when I'm not here?
35:13No.
35:15Who's R.B.?
35:18It's my friend, Ru. She's not a guy. She's just, like, a friend from high school.
35:23Look, I give you a lot of freedom, but I got kids.
35:28I got a wife I cannot be coming home with a fucking STD.
35:35I know. It's nothing like that, I promise.
35:46I like you, but I love my family, and I will not put them at risk.
36:13A few days later, Cassie wired Nate 30 grand.
36:20Even with the help of Cassie, Nate had missed his last payment.
36:23The Velvet Fog.
36:28The Velvet Fog.
36:33What you doing?
36:34The Velvet Fog.
36:34I'M COMING HOME.
36:37I'M COMING HOME.
36:52I'M COMING HOME.
36:53I'M COMING HOME.
36:55You know I'm waiting for you
36:57I'm coming home now, I'll be in a suit
37:00You think I'm coming home, I'm coming home, baby now
37:02You don't know what I'm going to do
37:04I'm coming home, I know I won't move
37:06Did you get away, I'll be in a suit
37:12I'm coming home, I'm coming home
37:14I'm coming home, baby now
37:16You know I'm being in a suit
37:21No!
37:44No, no, no
37:46No, I just got 30k, okay?
37:48I was going to call now
37:49I was going to call now
37:54Let's be reasonable
37:59Let's be reasonable
38:06No, no, no
38:08Open hand
38:08Open hand
38:10Please, I've got the money
38:11Open hand
38:19Please, I've got the money
38:21Give me a finger
38:24Give me a finger
38:30Open
38:31Please, please
38:36No
38:57Between the D.A., the robbery, and Jules
39:00I sort of forgot that I framed magic
39:12No, I don't
39:23Better figure out how the fuck to get that shit out
39:26What the fuck is this?
39:27Coca
39:28Perico
39:29I know what it is, bitch
39:31Why are you putting it on my debt?
39:32Okay, I found it in my locker
39:33It's Rue
39:34Rue put it there for sure
39:35I know for a fact
39:37She put it there
39:38She was asking Kitty
39:41Somebody who's forcing you to work here
39:42What the fuck?
39:43Why would she ask that?
39:44That you cannot trust this bitch
39:45She's trying to fuck with my life
39:46And that means she's trying to fuck with your life too
39:48I'm being framed
39:49When I was trying to tell Big Eddie
39:52Then the robbery happened
39:56You was in the room?
39:58You was in the room
39:59The robbery
39:59Si, si, of course
40:00Yes, I was there
40:01And then there was blood in my face
40:03Blood everywhere
40:05It's robbery
40:06The gunmen
40:08They do a lot of talking
40:09Claro
40:10They were talking so much
40:11Yelling, laughing
40:13Vamos
40:13Teniendo el mejor dÃa de su vida
40:15He he he ha ha
40:15With the fucking guns
40:16Shut up
40:17Bishop
40:18She ID'd the driver already, didn't she?
40:21On the surveillance footage
40:23And that's the first time she know him?
40:26Yes
40:26Didn't you say Rue live with those crackers?
40:29Yes
40:29And she didn't recognize their voices?
40:38No
40:43Say Mar
40:46Cassie fucks you over
40:47You guys make up
40:49You forgive her
40:50And then she just immediately fucks you over again
40:54I've removed emotion
40:55It's business
40:57Okay, but when you see her
40:58Like when you look at her in the eye
41:00You don't just like
41:02You know?
41:02Like your blood doesn't boil
41:04No
41:05Not even a little bit?
41:06No
41:08How?
41:10Equanimity
41:11What?
41:12It's just the knowledge that everything is exactly as it should be
41:16Like whether the milkshake I ordered is terrific or terrible
41:19It's all equal
41:20Okay, but terrific and terrible are not the same thing
41:23Well, to me they are
41:24No, that
41:25What?
41:26They're polar opposites
41:27Maddie
41:28I know there's a difference
41:29It's just that difference is of no consequence to me
41:32Okay, but how is that possible?
41:33I've reached a state of pure harmony
41:36Okay, so
41:38What if the busboy, you know
41:39Like what if he just like jerks off in your milkshake?
41:42Ew
41:44Why the fuck would he do that?
41:45Because he's not in a state of pure harmony
41:52It all goes back to Jesus
41:54Ugh, yeah, well
41:55I haven't really gotten to Jesus yet
41:57You're reading the Bible, right?
41:59Yeah, but it's like 900 pages before he even shows up
42:03Don't worry
42:04He's coming
42:09Jesus teaches to be in the world
42:12But not of the world
42:13Right?
42:15That's basically what I'm saying
42:37Then maybe you'll keep your head
42:39I know what it's a little bit of a way to do
42:39I know what it's a little bit of a way to do
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