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Coronation Street - Season 67 Episode 101 - Wednesday, 27th May
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00:45Dad?
00:48What's the matter?
00:50Nothing
00:51Nothing's the matter
00:55What are you doing out of bed?
00:57Is it time for breakfast?
00:59No
01:00No mate, it's not
01:01Come on, back to bed
01:04Bye
01:10Fixing cars was all good enough, but I reckon I've got more to offer
01:13Is that right?
01:14Proper business brain up here, mate
01:15Whatever you want me to do, whenever you want me to do it
01:18Just let me know, yeah?
01:19Can you drive?
01:20Yeah, of course I can
01:22Great
01:24Well, not legally
01:26But my test is next week, so
01:27Yeah
01:29Hello
01:30What can I do for you fellas?
01:32I've got a parcel to collect when you're ready for me darling
01:35Darling?
01:37I'll go and see if I can find it
01:41Right
01:41I've got a flat, tenant won't pay up and has done a runner, right?
01:45So I'll give you the keys and you can clear it out for me
01:48Now
01:49Whatever you want me to do, whenever you want me to do it
01:52Just, just, just let me know, yeah?
01:52Yeah, yeah, yeah, erm, sorry, erm, I mean, of course mate
01:56That's more like it, first rule of business, don't let people take you for a mug
02:00Can't find it
02:02Ah, currently, can't find it currently, but we will do
02:05This is ridiculous
02:07Pardon, pardon me, what is?
02:09Well, you and your stupid system
02:11Alphabetical order by surname or address just won't suffice
02:15Not when you've large parcels, small parcels
02:18Some as big as your head
02:19I'm going to choose to ignore that comment
02:22Apologies, gentlemen
02:23Why are people still collecting their own parcels?
02:26I mean, is it because they can't open the front door, get the parcel, go in the house and thank
02:33you very much?
02:34People work, Rita
02:35Yes, these days, from home
02:38Oh, I am not going to go over the merits of this business endeavour again, it's lucrative
02:44Oh, there you go, it was right here at the front, clear as day
02:47Ah, cheers, cheers
02:49Er, do you have like, er, like a charity box around here?
02:52Well, yes I do
02:53Oh
02:56Here you are
03:01That's very generous
03:03Eid Mubarak
03:04Thank you
03:06Munchie
03:11Wow
03:14Hey, come on, do you reckon you could do this jump?
03:20Yes
03:21Daniel, did you see that jump?
03:22Dad
03:25Oi
03:26Stop doom scrolling
03:28Don't you know it causes brain rot?
03:29Even when it's your own doom?
03:31Especially when it's your own doom
03:32Your son was trying to show you something then
03:34Oh, I'm sorry mate, go on, show me now
03:37No, it doesn't matter
03:39Come on
03:41Nope
03:42Yeah, you stick to your guns, that jump was a one time thing, wasn't it?
03:46Sorry, I'm sorry mate
03:48These comments are getting worse, I was up half the night reading them
03:51That was a silly thing to do, wasn't it?
03:53Oh, don't be that person
03:55What?
03:56Oh, just don't look at them and they won't matter
03:59You said it, not me
04:00But I need to take pictures so that I can send it as evidence for the police, don't I?
04:04I've had a look at Truth Teller's account and it doesn't look like they've posted anything in a while
04:09Yeah, that's because they're getting other people to do it, posting it all over my social media
04:12Look, a disgrace to the teaching profession
04:16Saying that he had no idea is an absolute un-repeatable word
04:21He's either evil or stupid, ironically stupid's been misspelled there
04:25But the worst one, most terrifying, look, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna string you up
04:31That's horrendous
04:32Yes, it is
04:34Look, okay, come on
04:38Look, don't take this the wrong way, Daniel, but being glued to social media, it's just not fair on Bertie,
04:44is it?
04:45Wow
04:45Am I right?
04:46You're not wrong
04:48Hey, Bertie, if you could go anywhere today, anywhere you wanted, where would you go?
04:55Erm, Super Mario World in Japan
04:59Okay, yeah, maybe I should have put some parameters on this
05:01Er, in England
05:03In Manchester
05:05In Weatherfield
05:14Come on
05:20Hey
05:21Oh, hey, sorry, I didn't mean to wake you
05:24Where are you going?
05:25Er, erm, I'm off to see Summer
05:28I booked in a visit
05:30I just wanna be able to look her in the eye and tell her that everything's gonna be alright
05:36It will be
05:37Do you think that? Honestly?
05:39Well, it's what you think, isn't it?
05:41I'm worried that I'm just telling myself what I want to hear
05:45Well, I don't think you're doing a very good job of that at the minute
05:48Come here
05:49Come here
05:51No
05:53Do you know what the thing is about Summer?
05:56She has been through a lot
05:58And do you know what that makes you?
06:02Tough
06:05I don't, I can't see
06:07I can't give you a piggyback everywhere
06:09You're gonna have to get down mid-back
06:10Okay
06:11Good afternoon, er, family of dogs
06:14Afternoon, er, family of Roy
06:16Er, er, no, family of Cropover
06:17Roy, just afternoon Roy
06:20Yeah, what, what can I get for you, what?
06:22Er, two ice buns for me, Tal
06:23Er, no, you'll have one, thank you
06:25But I want two
06:26Oh, and me
06:27You, you can't have two
06:28Are you hearing them?
06:29Yes, just don't be greedy
06:30Er, it's not greed
06:31It's one for now, one for later
06:33Well, no, if you want more than one
06:35You can use your own pocket money then
06:36I'm not using my own money and essential items
06:38That's your job
06:39Why would you have kids if you can't provide for them?
06:41I actually agree with her
06:42There you go, then
06:43Roy, Dorian will probably have two as well
06:45So that's six ice buns, three to go, three plated up, Tal, very much
06:48What? I can't do
06:49Yeah, look
06:51Take Dorian, have a look at them trains, eh?
06:53Come on, have a look at the trains
06:54Come on, have a look at the trains
06:55Yeah, you love them trains, don't you?
06:57Come on
06:58Roy, three ice buns, actually, that's fine, thank you
07:01Understood
07:02And two teas for me and Ty, just when you're ready, Tal
07:04I'll bring them over
07:05Yeah, thanks
07:06I should have probably got a coffee
07:07Oh, they are
07:08Unbelievable
07:09Oh, Ty, come on, leave them be, they're only young ones
07:13Great, I can't wait to see what they scan me out of when they get older
07:16Cars, my credit card
07:17Er, probably just plain old cash if our hope's got anything to do with it
07:20Oh, well, now they're somewhere to look forward to, eh?
07:22Allow me to clear this table for you
07:25Cheers, Roy
07:25Now, Roy, sorry, erm, has your Nina heard anything about how Summer's doing?
07:30Oh, oh, she's going to visit her tomorrow
07:32Oh, oh, Todd must be going out of his mind with worry
07:36Yeah, I keep thinking about that
07:38Er, Mum?
07:40Yeah?
07:42Ruby Brookett
07:43No, I never
07:46Oh
07:46Oh
07:46Oh, er
07:50They, erm, treating you okay?
07:52You, you eating?
07:55I didn't do it
07:56I know that
07:57No, Todd, listen to me
07:58I didn't do it
08:00I know
08:01This is so unfair
08:02Look, we will sort it
08:05Right, we will get you out of here
08:07How?
08:08They'll be away
08:09Somehow
08:11Do you promise?
08:12Yes
08:14I promise
08:19Can I knock?
08:20Yeah, go for it
08:24Grandad
08:27Hello
08:28Hey, we all set?
08:30Ready to go to the aquarium?
08:31I am
08:31Even pack some sandwiches
08:33Had I bought you something there?
08:35No, no, no, no
08:35Nonsense
08:36Sandwiches are on a plastic bench
08:37They're what days out are all about
08:40Bean paste for me
08:41Summer paste for you too
08:43Oh, maybe don't mention that to the fish, eh?
08:46That's all about that
08:47Right, we all set?
08:49Ready to go?
08:49Yeah, but I need the toilet
08:51Oh, Bertie
08:52I told you to go before we left the house
08:54Yeah, but I didn't need it then
08:55Come to think about it
08:57I need to go too
08:58Right, well
08:59Better to be safe than sorry
09:01Look, Bertie
09:02You go on up
09:03You go first
09:04I'll come second
09:05Um, you can wait inside if you want
09:07Hey, er
09:08No, I'm gonna get this
09:09It might be the police
09:11Hello?
09:13Hello?
09:15Hello?
09:15Whoa, whoa!
09:16What are you doing?
09:17What are you doing?
09:18Stop it!
09:19Stop it!
09:19Get away from me!
09:20You should be locked sore
09:21I'm gonna kill you!
09:22Oh, you're so difficult
09:25Oh, you're so difficult
09:25Oh, you're so difficult
09:33Oh, you're so difficult
09:43Oh, look at that
09:45As good as new
09:46No, I think Roy should be the judge of that
09:47Oh, Ruby didn't mean to do it
09:49I didn't do it in the first place
09:50Right, alright, you two
09:51Dory
09:53There's no need for the blame game now
09:54It's fixed and that's all that matters, isn't it, Roy?
09:57Yeah, please tell us it's fixed, Roy
09:58Well, there's something of a mark behind the uncoupling lever there
10:03Well, I can't see that, can you?
10:04Let me see, no
10:04Oh, I can't see anything at all
10:06Yeah, I can
10:06Well, who asked you, anyway?
10:08Er, as a valued member of staff, it's my duty to look out for these things
10:12What would I do without you, eh?
10:14Look, not to worry, I have some polishing compound I can see to this light
10:18Oh, that's good
10:19Oh, you'll enjoy that, won't you, Roy?
10:20Well, if I was a parent, I'd make the kid do it
10:22Well, that won't be necessary
10:23And then I'd send him to the room for a week
10:25Oh, do you mean room, or do you mean prison cell?
10:28I've got some eggs that need flipping
10:31Dory, no!
10:32Dory, put the salt shaker down now and nobody gets hurt
10:38Hiya, sorry I'm a bit late
10:40Oh, you're not
10:41Ah, Jodie, yes, um, your services have been much appreciated
10:46Er, but I'm taking my shifts back
10:49Oh
10:50And you didn't think to tell me this before?
10:52Oh, no, sorry, honestly, I just came in earlier for a cup of tea
10:56And I saw that Roy was overrun with customers
10:58And before I knew it, I was just slotted right back in
11:00I mean, you will, of course, be compensated for today
11:06And there will be a few shifts here and there
11:12Right, okay
11:14Well, you don't mind, do you?
11:15You know what, in a weird way, I've really missed this place
11:18Now, er, a free day's pay, what's not to like?
11:23See you later
11:24See ya
11:27Need my bag
11:29Can I get you guys anything else?
11:31We're all good, thanks, Leanne
11:32Thank you
11:32You are most welcome
11:34Just let me know if you need me at all
11:36Need or want?
11:41Oh, come on, there's nothing in that
11:43I'm just a very pleasant guy
11:45Should try it sometime
11:46Er, now, now, play nice, boys
11:50Oh, you're not still looking at flats, are you?
11:52I told you, just stay at ours
11:57You know what?
11:58I might take you up on that, after all
12:01Oh, amazing
12:02Amazing
12:07You'd be better off doing smaller, circular motions
12:11Yeah
12:12Yeah, it's what I do with the tables
12:14Anti-clockwise
12:15Clockwise, surely?
12:16No
12:17Why not?
12:18It's boring
12:18Would everyone kindly refrain from telling me how to polish my train?
12:27Just a brew and a strawberry milkshake when you're ready, please, Shona
12:30Coming up
12:34Hiya
12:36You alright?
12:37What did your mum and dad say about Megan?
12:39Nothing
12:40They must have said something
12:41Who said what about what?
12:43Nothing
12:43Nothing
12:44Hope was just telling me that she likes to study with heavy metal music
12:48Oh, right
12:49You should try it sometime
12:50Maybe we could try it together
12:52That's a nice offer
12:53We're not even in the same year
12:54Yeah, that doesn't matter, though
12:56It's like what them bodybuilders do, innit?
12:58Repping
12:58Hope
12:59Come and sit yourself back down, come on
13:01Hang on, me and Will are just getting our diaries together about when we're gonna study
13:04Oh, lovely
13:05He'll call you
13:08No one calls anyone anymore
13:12Look, are you really sure this is a good idea?
13:16Hope doesn't mind
13:17She fancies the pants off him
13:19You never
13:19You and your flaming Uranus-sized gob
13:28Who's peered on your chips?
13:30Threw ketchup on them, actually
13:32And I don't know
13:33Some lads wearing masks
13:35Well, was Bertie there?
13:36Is he alright?
13:37No, fortunately
13:38He didn't see it
13:41Well, did these lads say anything?
13:43Just hurled a load of abuse
13:45Seriously, whoever it was that said that what happens online stays online
13:47Clearly never spent any kind of time trying to get ketchup out of an expensive jacket
13:52I thought it was acid
13:55Well, where's Bertie now?
13:56He's with my dad
13:58I know
13:58He said to take him out
13:59And I was literally on my way to do it, but then
14:01This put a massive dampener on everything
14:03It's really hard to be enthusiastic about tropical fish at the best of time
14:07Especially not with one eye over your shoulder
14:09Yeah, I bet
14:11Have you told the police?
14:13Next on my list
14:15Okay, well, what are you doing now?
14:17Er, Adam has invited me to speed dial to take my mind off everything
14:21Well, curry is magical like that
14:25Isn't it just?
14:27Look, I'm so sorry you're going through all this
14:30Thank you
14:32Don't suppose you fancy joining me, Dee, for this magical curry
14:36Yeah, okay?
14:37Yeah?
14:38Yeah, come on
14:43Right, Hope, I won't ask you again, will you take this lot upstairs, please?
14:46That's not mine, it's Ruby's
14:48This is definitely yours
14:49Okay, well, that lot isn't
14:50Right, well, why don't you be a kind sister and do Ruby a little favour, eh?
14:55Kindness is weakness
14:56Who's told you that?
14:57Ken Barlow
14:57No, he never
14:58No, he never
14:59I am capable of thinking things for myself, you know
15:01Right, well, why don't you think about putting that thing down and doing what I've asked you?
15:06Hope, what?
15:08Give me that
15:09Oi!
15:10What has got your attention so badly?
15:11Give it me back!
15:12That's what I want to know
15:13Who you...
15:14Will Driscoll!
15:15You've literally violated my human rights
15:17Hope, how many messages have you sent him?
15:19Give me the phone back or Ruby's eyeshadow gets it
15:21You wouldn't dare
15:22Oh, wouldn't I?
15:25Right
15:26Disgrace
15:27Look, Hope, I'm sorry
15:29If I could do something horrible then immediately apologise, narcissist
15:31Hope, I just...
15:33Listen, I just think you should be leaving Will alone
15:36Mum, I'm not taking relationship advice from someone who went out with a massive murderer, a massive cheat and, uh,
15:41a massive kirk
15:43Look, I'm not saying he's not into you because you're you, that's not it
15:48It's because he's been through something really awful, ain't he?
15:51And he's in the middle of his GCSEs
15:53And I don't want you being dragged into stuff like this and getting hurt
15:58You understand that, don't you?
16:02Yeah
16:02Love, can we have a hug?
16:04No
16:06Oh, well
16:11So when we're studying then?
16:22Are you sure you don't mind if we join you?
16:25That's hard
16:25I love the samosa, mate
16:27Can I help yourself?
16:30You okay?
16:31Hmm?
16:32Yeah
16:32Yeah, yeah, yeah
16:33My jacket's not
16:34Honestly, I'm this close to knocking them out
16:40Here, have you seen this?
16:41What's that?
16:45You think that's funny, do you?
16:46Well, yeah
16:48Switch it off
16:50Oh
16:52Phew
16:54Switch it off now
16:55Calm down, really
16:56You've done your back off
16:57All you want to do is ask nicely
17:01Hey!
17:02Daniel!
17:03Daniel!
17:03Daniel, get out
17:05Gladly
17:06Daniel?
17:08Wait
17:11I'm really sorry about that, is everyone alright?
17:13Oh, nothing I can't handle
17:14I'm sorry everyone, he's gone through a lot
17:16That's not an excuse
17:17Well, thanks for the support
17:19It's fine, Ali, you're just going to eat it
17:22Where are you going?
17:23I've got to see if he's okay
17:24Oh, well a happy Eid to you too
17:27Shall I get you both some more drinks?
17:29Cheers
17:32Are we okay here?
17:34Oh, oh gosh
17:35As if I'm going to let someone like that affect me
17:37I mean, it's Eid
17:38Here you go
17:39Really, I'm sorry about that
17:42Why don't you join us?
17:43Oh, no, no, it's a family thing, innit?
17:46Oh, come on
17:47I'm inviting you
17:49Yeah, okay then
17:50I'll, er, I'll just clear this lot up
17:58How is she?
18:02That's a stupid question
18:04She didn't do this
18:05Of course she didn't
18:06I know there's supposedly all this stuff, this evidence
18:09But there's just no way
18:12To see her there, stuck in that place, it's just
18:16She looks so frightened and lost
18:22I promised her that I'd get her out
18:23You will do, okay?
18:26Only the jury will just take one look at her
18:27And they'll see that she's just not capable
18:30What if I'm just
18:31The next in a long line of people to
18:33Let her down?
18:34You won't be
18:43Hello?
18:45Speaking
18:49I can't, erm, I can't talk about this right now
18:52Can you, erm, could you call me back tomorrow, please?
18:56Thanks
18:57You alright, Tal? What's the matter?
19:01That was, erm, an insurance company
19:05Theo's policy is, erm, could pay out to me
19:12Daniel, will you just calm down?
19:14Don't say those words to me
19:17What do you want me to say then?
19:18I don't know
19:19Betty, if this glue sticks you want dry
19:21Can you go to your room and get another one?
19:23Thank you
19:26What, that's happening now?
19:29Daniel, you cannot do that
19:30Do what?
19:32Well, somebody videoed the incident, you know, with the ketchup
19:36On the phone, and someone else was watching it
19:39And Daniel
19:39I kicked off at them
19:40Oh, Daniel
19:41I know, I shouldn't have done, but I did
19:44Next time you see Alia's cousin, give him my apologies
19:47And Alia?
19:48And Alia, again!
19:50I am sorry, genuinely
19:53Go on, get yourself back to her
19:55And Dad, you get home
19:58He will be alright
20:00Look, I just need to be with Bertie, don't I? Like you said
20:02Daniel
20:03Daniel
20:03I'm gonna switch this up
20:06Oh, for Pete's sake
20:07Daniel
20:08The minute I find out who this truth teller is
20:10I'm gonna flame it
20:10End him!
20:12What's the matter with you?
20:13You've just terrified your own son
20:15One minute you're all apologetic
20:16You know you're hurling your phone like a red missile
20:18It wasn't at him
20:20If he's in front of him, he's just as bad
20:22Alright, alright
20:23No, it's not alright
20:24In case you hadn't noticed, Dad
20:25I'm kind of struggling here
20:26Really, really struggling
20:28Megan isn't gone
20:29She's in my phone
20:31She's in my head, she's flaming everywhere
20:32And yet everybody's worried about how she's messed up
20:35Well, of course they are
20:36He's a kid
20:36What about how she's messed me up?
20:38I understand
20:40I really, really do
20:41And none of this is fair
20:44But you've got a son
20:47A responsibility that's bigger and more important than any of this
20:51Yeah, yeah
20:52Yeah
20:54I didn't mean to scare him
20:56I really didn't
21:00What kind of a father am I?
21:05What kind of man am I showing him how to be if I let people treat me like this?
21:13Weak
21:15Weak
21:18Weak
21:19I meant what I said
21:22I am gonna find these people
21:26I'm gonna kill them
21:27I am...
21:29I am
21:30I am
21:31I am
21:31I am
21:35I am
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