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00:28The End
00:36I haven't eaten since we last met.
00:39Really?
00:40You still have all my silverware.
00:42Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:44It's all right. Needed to lose the Christmas weight?
00:46I've just been so busy since New Year's Eve.
00:49Oh, good. I'm glad you deserve to be.
00:52Catering at the Berlingham Pheasant Shoe next Saturday.
00:55You'll be there?
00:56Sadly not.
00:57I haven't had an invitation to the falconry
00:59since I introduced Paul Stratton to Monica's buffet table.
01:03A real shame on this occasion,
01:04as I hear the food will be excellent.
01:06And there's me thinking the weight of a man's heart
01:08is in his trousers.
01:10Am I interrupting?
01:12No, Daddy. We borrowed his cutlery for the party.
01:14Well, then we should return it.
01:25Did I ever tell you how much I enjoy your show?
01:28Thrilling stuff.
01:30Once you get your teeth into someone,
01:31you don't let go, do you?
01:32If you're such a fan, why don't you come on?
01:34You'd make a great guest.
01:37I promise to be gentle.
01:44Unfortunately, the only evening I've got free
01:46in the near future is Valentine's Day,
01:48and I doubt it'll stay that way for long.
01:52Sorry to disappoint him, chap.
01:55Here we are, Rupert.
01:58Rupert.
01:59Huh?
02:01Thanks, Ty.
02:15Cunt.
02:20That's all we've got time for tonight.
02:21I'm sure our audience misses seeing you
02:23each week at Night Rider.
02:25Still.
02:26At least you're not playing second fit
02:27into a talking car anymore.
02:39Time to wrap it up, Declan.
02:40He's got ten seconds left.
02:44Before we go,
02:45I would also like to mention
02:46that a special edition of our show
02:48will now be going out on Valentine's Day
02:50with former Olympic show jumper
02:51Mr. Rupert Campbell Black MP.
02:53I know that news will come as a surprise
02:56and a delight to many.
02:58Until next time,
03:00good night.
03:12What the fuck was that?
03:13I thought I told you
03:14not to pull this shit anymore.
03:16Jesus, relax, will you?
03:17Relax.
03:18Declan, all his office has to do
03:20is release a statement tomorrow morning
03:22saying they don't know
03:22what we're talking about
03:23and we look like a bunch of amateurs.
03:25Cameron, be nice to poor Declan.
03:27He's an asshole.
03:28No, he's a genius.
03:30I guess Rupert can't refuse a challenge,
03:32I know.
03:33You're both assholes.
03:35All we have to do is wait.
03:37Declan?
03:37Yeah?
03:38Mr. Campbell Black is on line one.
03:50Well, isn't the genius going to talk to him?
03:53You can speak to my producer.
03:56Same as anybody else.
04:04This is Cameron Cook.
04:06Mrs. T thinks I should accept the invitation
04:08to take the opportunity
04:09to show you media pinkos who's boss.
04:11I'm inclined to agree with her,
04:13but I voted for Reagan.
04:14Really?
04:15Good girl.
04:17So, Minister,
04:18are you game?
04:19We don't know each other well,
04:20Miss Cook,
04:21but I do hope
04:22that over the course
04:23of our acquaintance
04:24I might have the opportunity
04:25to show you
04:26how very game
04:28I am.
04:32Well.
04:35He's in.
04:57He's in.
05:16He's in.
05:39Don't think you're touching my tits later
05:41just like that.
05:42No.
05:43Sure.
05:45Ignore my sister.
05:46She's the right bellend.
05:50Before the syphilis reached his brain,
05:51my father used to host
05:52seven shoots a year,
05:53and we never started the first drive
05:55later than half past nine.
05:56Shush, darling,
05:56they're waiting for their electrician friend.
05:58Oh, yes, the electrician.
06:00Not an electrician.
06:01Freddie Jones is an electronics mogul.
06:04Today's a celebration of him joining my board.
06:06He's the guest of honour, Henry.
06:07You and your wife are here
06:08to make sure he has a jolly nice time,
06:10all right?
06:12Oh, he's here.
06:13Oh, fine, then.
06:17Look at that little number.
06:19Yeah, well,
06:19as long as he can shoot straight,
06:21I couldn't give a fuck.
06:22That's the spirit.
06:25You made it!
06:29Bloody hell, town.
06:30Should I chuck a bucket of mud over me motor?
06:32I'm feeling very conspicuous all of a sudden.
06:34Freddie,
06:35perfect as you are.
06:36My sweets.
06:40Oh, dear God.
06:41It's Sherlock Ideal Holmes.
06:43Tony,
06:44thank you so much for receiving us.
06:46Need to investigate crimes against him.
06:48Come on.
06:48Hello, Mary.
06:49Good to see you.
06:50Pleasure.
06:51Lady Hermione.
06:52So honored to make your acquaintance.
06:55Mrs Jones,
06:56I've heard so much about you.
07:00Now, let's get a gun in your hand.
07:02No need.
07:03No need.
07:07I brought me home.
07:09Oh.
07:11Marvellous.
07:29Don't you know
07:31about the bird,
07:32when everybody knows
07:33that the bird is a bird
07:34when the bird is a bird?
07:35You are sure he can shoot,
07:37aren't you?
07:40Heh.
07:41I want everybody's hearing
07:43about the bird.
07:44Bird, bird, bird.
07:46The bird's a willow
07:46when the bird's a bird.
07:48The bird's a willow
07:49when the don't shoot now
07:50when the bird is a bird.
07:51When everybody's talking
07:52about the bird.
07:53When the bird's a bird.
07:55The bird's a bird.
07:57Said for me.
07:58By the way.
08:28It's a bird.
08:28My man, my man, my man.
08:30Oh, yeah.
08:34So, how long do you spend on a cock?
08:37Er, well, generally speaking,
08:39I can finish one off in 15 minutes or less,
08:41but my hands aren't as quick as they used to be.
08:43No, sure.
08:47Any of you ladies first, you having a go?
08:50Traditionally speaking, Fred,
08:51but it's the men that shoot.
08:52We ladies are here merely to marvel at your prowess.
08:56I will.
08:57Oh, she's doing it.
08:58She's off.
08:59All right, good for you, girl.
09:01So.
09:03There it is.
09:04Right-handed are you?
09:05Right-handed.
09:06Okay, so just take it.
09:07Take your triggers there.
09:08Save yourself now.
09:11You've got to keep it hard into your shoulder.
09:13Otherwise, you're going to do yourself a mischief.
09:15Okay.
09:15Right, okay.
09:16Go on.
09:17End your own time.
09:21Whoa!
09:22Oh, never mind.
09:24Go and have another go.
09:24Oh, no, no, no, it's fine.
09:27God, look at the state of your hands.
09:29Oh, God.
09:30I hope nobody would notice.
09:32Um, I was fighting with a typewriter ribbon first thing.
09:36Needless to say, the ribbon won.
09:37We got an eye on her.
09:43We're going to create more than it.
09:43Oh, wow.
09:51We're going to go quiet.
10:08it lord lieutenant hello mr hampshire you must visit green lawn soon honestly we would so love
10:17to receive you do so you'll come certainly yes what a splendid idea mrs stratton hello you must come
10:25and visit me at my boutique we're searching for the right kind of clientele and well natural elegance
10:29can be so hard to find yes no i have been meaning to you could pick something out for your
10:34cranium
10:34screen test couldn't you darling i did a screen test how exciting any idea what he has in mind
10:38for you oh he hasn't said actually well choose your outfit wisely sarah the camera can be very
10:44unforgiving even to the most perfect of specimens
10:56freddie thought you hadn't shot before turns out you're a natural yeah i was top marksman at
11:01bisley for two years doing me national service i know why would i do that i want to introduce you
11:05to my son um just bear with me a minute
11:33oh my god
11:34oh my god
11:45oh fuck
11:53let's flip it away and sort you right out me just a thought
11:58there are far too many loaded guns around here today for you to be making comments like that
12:02now fuck off before i do something you'll regret
12:33oh
12:38why shoot you now when i can wait and have you savaged by an irish wolfhound
12:47ginger please show our guests to their pegs for the next drive
12:51right
12:54i can't believe you turned up uninvited
12:57you don't always have to be invited taggy
13:01good things seldom come to those who wait
13:12charles
13:13oh hello i didn't expect to see anybody researching campbell black and needed something for my office
13:18i never thought i'd see the day when tony baddingham at declan o'hara doing his dirty work
13:23i have my own reasons for wanting to take that bastard
13:25you know in different circumstances you know in different circumstances you and rupert could have been friends both complicated both
13:30stubborn misunderstood
13:32bollocks
13:33bollocks what are you doing in a saturday
13:36moving offices ahead of my grand return
13:40apparently my recent coronary episode makes me a medical liability
13:45which is why cameron cook is now controller of programs and i'm head of religious broadcasting
13:51i can't begrudge her too much
13:54i mean the greasy pearl requires its own set of skills
13:58especially when the greasy pearl of question lives in tony baddingham's trousers
14:05how's the heart
14:08oh you know
14:11broken
14:14don't show tony any weakness declan or
14:17this is what you get
14:27oh
14:28oh
14:29oh
14:30oh
14:30oh
14:31oh
14:32oh
14:33oh
14:44oh
14:47oh
14:47oh
14:47oh
14:47oh
14:47oh
14:47oh
14:47oh
14:47oh
14:58Oh, my God.
15:19What do you think of your first shoot?
15:21How can people murder helpless animals all day for fun?
15:24Says the girl who baked two dozen pork pies for the occasion.
15:27Or do you suppose the poor piggies were hugged to death?
15:29Don't be horrid. I needed the job.
15:31Don't be a hypocrite. Stand up for what you believe in.
15:38Maybe I shouldn't be saying this, but I don't think you should go on Daddy's show.
15:42I'm worried he's going to do something awful.
15:46You'll be fine.
15:47I promise.
15:48Oh, smashing spread, Agatha.
15:52I'm hosting at the Beaufort next month, and I wondered if you might do the food.
15:57Oh, that's very kind.
16:02To be honest, I find the whole idea of hunts and shoots utterly objectionable, and I won't be doing them
16:11anymore.
16:12Oh.
16:13Right.
16:14Careful, Agatha. You're in danger of developing a backbone.
16:18Now, I've got a girl's supper Monday week. I'm going to give you a tinkle.
16:31Come on, Rube. We've got a hot date. It's a dog and trumpet.
16:34Bye, Angel.
17:00I have had the most delightful day.
17:04It's so nice to have finally found our kind of people.
17:08Sorry, Todd. I've got to get to the office. Trouble with a shipment out of Japan.
17:11Well, you're a true titan of industry, Freddie. Let's talk again soon.
17:15Try and set a date for you to come in and discuss your ideas.
17:17I'll give you a ring on Monday.
17:19Thanks.
17:20Thanks.
17:21Bye.
17:25Well done.
17:28Now, they're just through there. I'll fetch the brandy glasses.
17:39Oh, Mr. Hampshire. I would so love to receive you.
17:44Oh, well. Fortunately for you, Mrs. Jones.
17:50Hounds aren't the only thing I ride to.
17:54I'm sure a ride with you would be delightful.
17:56What can I say? The likeness is uncanny.
17:58Oh, what about me, Mr. Hampshire? Do I bear resemblance?
18:01Oh, I'm sure he wishes you did.
18:03He'd be bounding down to Greenland to admire one's topiary balls.
18:17Sorry, Mousy left her, um...
18:19Oh, no, yeah, sure. I was just, um, trying them on for size.
18:23You know, I really must get down to Mousy's boutique soon.
18:26Well, look, thanks again for a great time. Let's talk on Monday.
18:29Absolutely. Let me see...
18:30No, no, no, you're all right. I know you're all right.
18:33I know you're all right.
18:45Now, who'd like a cigar?
18:50It's boobies.
18:52It's really unfortunate.
19:09Ah! How was the shoot?
19:11Well, they killed loads of birds, but they're like my food.
19:14Rupert stopped by.
19:15Oh, Jesus Christ.
19:18Is there no place free of that man?
19:39Oh, Jesus Christ.
19:47Cool, red-handed.
19:58Why are you in here?
20:01What are you planning on doing to Rupert?
20:04He said he was sorry.
20:05I raised you to be smarter than that.
20:08A story is a story.
20:10It looks like it's all been said before.
20:12No, it hasn't.
20:14He doesn't deserve whatever you have planned for him.
20:16It's called journalism, Tag.
20:18You can call it what you want.
20:21I call it revenge.
20:30So what's this big scoop you've got on Rupert?
20:32The whole office is talking about it.
20:34The magician never reveals his secrets, sir.
20:40The butcher of Carinium, that's a new one.
20:44It's not true, is it?
20:46I mean, I know the show can get a bit confrontational, but I never rip someone apart for the sake
20:51of it.
20:52You're making great television.
20:54And more importantly, keeping Lord B happy.
21:15Slag.
21:17Lord Battingham's office.
21:19Of course, putting you through.
21:23Freddie Jones for you.
21:29Freddie, how are you?
21:30Can't join your ball, Tony.
21:33Freddie.
21:34I heard everything.
21:36You, Sarah, all of them.
21:39I don't mind people making fun of me.
21:42It's just that nobody makes fun of my Valerie.
21:48We all love Mousy.
21:50I hate snobs, Tony.
21:52And you're the worst kind there is.
21:54The client who's forgotten where he came from.
22:10Fred, Fred, I am in such turmoil.
22:13Some young ladies from Carinium were in the boutique earlier today
22:15saying the most ghastly things about Tony Battingham and that plug woman.
22:20I just don't know what I'm going to say to poor Monica.
22:22Then don't say anything.
22:23I must.
22:23It's too awful.
22:24Mousy, please.
22:25It's got nothing to do with us.
22:35We need it, Freddie!
22:40It was Rupert.
22:42He crashed the chute, ruined the moon.
22:44Don't be such a baby.
22:46You fucked up.
22:51Beg your pardon?
22:52You heard me.
23:00Forget Freddie Jones.
23:03You've got me and Declan,
23:05and we've got the highest ratings in the country.
23:14You know, Declan's got a scoop on Rupert.
23:18Apparently, it's top secret.
23:20Valentine's Day can't come quickly enough.
23:28Mon Mon.
23:30Oh.
23:32I promise we aren't always shooting things here, Valerie.
23:35But roosting on my hornbeams is a capital offense.
23:42Dearest Mon Mon, I'm afraid I must relay some rather difficult information to you regarding Cameron Cork.
23:50Oh, yes?
23:51You see, as the owner of a very popular boutique, one learns about all sorts of goings-on, and, well,
23:57the suggestion is that she might have come by her recent promotion through certain immodest means, and that perhaps your
24:05husband's head was, well, turned.
24:09Well, that's very interesting, Valerie.
24:13I mean, actually, I've no idea whether...
24:15Be substantiated.
24:29It can leave one feeling quite alone.
24:33So if ever you wanted to confide in someone...
24:37I'm sure that won't be necessary.
24:39Thank you so much for stopping by.
24:54Good morning, Raksha.
24:56And a happy Valentine's Day to all our listeners.
24:59Stay tuned for back-to-back love songs to get you in the romantic mood.
25:03And on television tonight, Declan O'Hara will be interviewing local Casanova, Rupert Campbell Black.
25:08Let's see if Declan gets him to kiss and tell all.
25:16Delivery?
25:17Oh, gosh.
25:19For Mr. Barracker?
25:22Oh.
25:27Thanks.
25:27Bye, darling.
25:28Mustache.
25:29Feel free to pop all this in the pile for me.
25:39Darling.
25:40We can go for dinner any time.
25:43Tonight, I want to watch the Valentine's Day massacre of Rupert Campbell Black.
25:49Well, I'll have finished my screen test for Cotswold Roundup by mid-afternoon,
25:52so you have until then to change your mind.
25:55Okay.
25:58Or what?
25:59You'll hang an open-for-business sign on your dressing room door?
26:06Don't tempt me.
26:32Where have you been?
26:34Just getting some exercise.
26:38Archie, dear, your father says he found you on the morning of the shoot,
26:43receiving manual stimulation from an estate worker.
26:48Well, darling, look.
26:51Whilst boarding school is undoubtedly a lonely place
26:54where certain extracurricular activities are tolerated,
26:57well, at least they were in my day.
26:59Fuck.
27:00I do feel that one should exercise restraint when closer to home.
27:06After all, fraternising with the staff
27:10can only ever lead to pain and humiliation for all concerned.
27:18There are lines one does not cross.
27:22Understood?
27:24Yeah.
27:27Good.
27:33You see, I told you I'd deal with it.
27:35I don't know what I'd do without you.
27:37You might bear that in mind.
27:49Cameron Cook.
27:50I met a lady in the meads, full beautiful, a fairy's child.
27:53Her hair was long, her foot was light, and her eyes were wild.
27:56I set her on my pacing steed, and nothing else saw all day long.
28:00For sidelong would she bend and sing a fairy song.
28:04You know, it's customary to some flowers, cheapskate.
28:07Oh, hey, there's nothing cheap about John Keats.
28:09Go try your luck with some dough-out undergrads.
28:11I'm busy.
28:14I'm busy.
28:38I believe I asked for coffee sometime this century would be fantastic.
28:43You'd think the promotion would make her happy, but she's angrier than ever.
28:48I'll get the coffee.
28:49You get the phone.
28:50James Roker's phone.
28:52Oh, hello, Deirdre.
28:53Can you tell James I'd like him home for lunch today?
28:55I'm sorry, who's this?
28:58His wife.
28:59Oh, yes.
29:01Right, you are.
29:27This is for you.
29:29It's from Rupert.
29:31Oh!
29:37Hey, Bert.
29:39How are you?
29:41Dreadful.
29:42So, Freddie Jones lent me this fabulous new sing-along machine, freshly shipped from Japan.
29:47I was supposed to be hosting an, if music be the food of love, karaoke and curry night, only now,
29:53my chef's off sick.
29:56Well, I could cook a curry for you.
29:58Oh.
29:59That's exactly what I hoped you'd say.
30:00Did I just hear I'm getting abandoned on Valentine's night?
30:04You said you were going to watch Daddy's interview with me, Taggy.
30:07Well, come to the bar.
30:09You can watch the interview and I can watch you.
30:13And thank you, my darling, honestly.
30:15You're really helping me out of a tight spot.
30:17Well, I have a tight spot, too, if you fancy lending a hand.
30:21Come to bar Sinister tonight.
30:23And I'll lend you, too.
30:25Oh.
30:34Who was that?
30:35Oh, uh, it was Baz.
30:38He wants Taggy to do some cooking for him.
30:40Good luck tonight.
30:41Thanks, love.
30:43Give him hell.
30:44Oh, I will.
30:47Daddy, please don't do this to Rupert.
30:49Oh, for fuck's sake, Tag.
30:51This is happening whether you like it or not.
30:53Now, go up.
31:12Sarah, you were brilliant.
31:13I've said it before.
31:14The camera loves you.
31:15I was so nervous this morning, and having you there just really put me at ease, you know.
31:18You should see Sarah's screen test camera.
31:20She's really something.
31:23I'd rather watch frogs fucking.
31:25Yeah, you can take the girl out of New York.
31:28Well, here he is, man of the moment.
31:31What's this, more dirt on Rupert?
31:32You'll have to find out tonight, I'm afraid.
31:34Scorpion are holding their front page for us tomorrow, so whatever you have, O'Hara, better be good.
31:38What is it?
31:38Hmm.
31:39Drugs?
31:40Underage girls?
31:41God, I'd love to see that smug bastard in that cup.
31:43It's not criminal, but I promise you won't be disappointed.
31:47It'll blindside even him.
31:48Oh, God.
31:49He's that shark.
31:51Go on.
31:52.
31:53.
31:53.
31:53.
31:53.
31:53.
31:53.
32:01.
32:01.
32:21two sugars the shock thank you I only can't wait to give you this oh gosh it's
32:32what is it it's a word processor sort of like a fancy electric typewriter
32:39so you don't have to worry about any more ink-based accidents
32:41oh gosh Freddie that's
32:47that's so you have a talent Lizzie this should be encouraged
32:57I'll bet you go
33:07for what it's worth and I didn't see much but for what it's worth
33:26hello sorry darling couldn't get away
33:29oh that's all right doesn't matter now listen the whole station is staying to
33:34watch the Campbell black bloodbath in person so don't wait up all right oh right
33:50I thought you might like to meet your new co-host co-host what do you mean co-host
34:03oh I see well I can feel my ratings soaring already
34:14are you here about the pony Tabitha's in the stables this way I'm here to speak to you about
34:19your ex-husband um my father's Declan O'Hara I've already told his office I want nothing to do
34:24I've got a really bad feeling about the interview tonight it's got nothing to do with me
34:28talk to Rupert ask him to back out please I think you should leave I mean you must have left
34:35him once are you sleeping with him no no Rupert is bad news I believe that people can change
34:43I was just like you I told myself nobody understands him like me he'll change I looked at
34:50him and I saw all this potential and he looked at me and saw something he'd enjoy breaking Rupert
34:57is a cancer my advice cut him out before it's too late now please leave
35:31you're aware you are because you're good
35:34you know that don't you come on snap out of it we've history to make Elvis is about to enter
35:42the
35:59building remember this isn't wogan he won't be gentle if you don't like the question change the
36:03subject thanks for the words of wisdom sensei but I do feel in situations like this it's often better
36:10just to be myself
36:12to be telling that to Ted Heath
36:15yeah
36:15yeah
36:16yeah
36:17yeah
36:21yeah
36:23yeah
36:26yeah
36:27yeah
36:30yeah
36:31yeah
36:32Oh
37:02Jane Fonda's got a workout video now
37:19Hi, Sandra's just gonna touch up. I'd love her to but I'm about to appear on national television. Mr. Campbell
37:24Black
37:26Great to have you on the show ready when you are
38:00Oh
38:04Hello
38:04Darling, I am so sorry. I'm such a pig. Can you forgive me? I've bought champagne
38:12Paul you shouldn't have
38:17Few right direct me to the vol-a-vans
38:25And we're live in five
38:29Four
38:30Four
38:35Three
38:38Two
38:41Good luck Declan
38:43One
38:53My guest tonight needs no introduction. He's been described as the world's greatest showjumper and one of the most eligible
38:59bachelors in England
39:00He is of course minister for sport and MP for children and Bisley mr. Rupert Campbell black
39:10You've had a varied career haven't you what first attracted you to politics?
39:15Athletes make good politicians showjumping taught me how to think on my feet and remain unfazed under scrutiny
39:21Do you get on with the prime minister?
39:24Do you get on with the prime minister?
39:24I hold her in enormously high esteem?
39:27Michael Thatcher is the daughter of a greengrocer
39:28She went to a grammar school as did Norman Tebbitt Cecil Parkinson
39:32The conservative party has changed and it's mrs. Thatcher who has changed it
39:38So why do you think she keeps you around?
39:41I hope she thinks I'm good at my job
39:45Do aristocrats make good politicians?
39:48Plenty of them have
39:49My family has a strong sense of moral duty
39:51I inherited that with the house
39:54Ah
39:55Noblesse oblige, if you like
39:57My Latin's not what it used to be
40:01But with your privileged background
40:03How can you understand the difficulties faced by the man on the street?
40:08I can't help the circumstances of my birth
40:10It's not what you've got
40:11It's what you do with it
40:17Now your tenure as minister for sport has been controversial
40:22If you're talking about football
40:23Then the hooligans are a tiny minority
40:26You have taken a notoriously light touch approach to policing the game
40:30The poor swords are out of work
40:32Their fathers are out of work
40:34Often their grandfathers too
40:35Out of the sheer frustration at not winning
40:37They resort to violence
40:38I think we should try to understand the vandals
40:41Sounds almost socialist
40:42Although some people might call you a vandal
40:45Of women
40:47Horses, marriages
40:49Still
40:50Adultery must prepare you well for life within the Conservative Party
40:56I'm sorry
40:57You know
40:57Sneaking around
40:58Lying
40:59Betrayal
41:00Sexual degeneracy
41:01I'm no longer married
41:03Yeah but you were
41:04For six years
41:05And yet throughout your marriage your affairs were common knowledge
41:07I mean one glass of shape here has described you as
41:10Rather a nasty virus that everyone's wife caught sooner or later
41:14Well if you'd seen his wife it's definitely later
41:17Well if you'd seen his wife it's definitely later
41:21Christ he really is an arsehole isn't he
41:23And that's the break in five
41:26Four
41:27And it's time for a break
41:28Three
41:28Winding up there Clint
41:30Two
41:31And we're out
41:37Clear
41:37And we're back on in three minutes
41:42Rupert
41:43There's somebody here to see you
41:45Cool
41:45I tell you what are you doing here?
41:55You need to go
41:55Just walk out
41:58Your father's not the first old socialist you've tried to catch me out
42:01Whatever you're worried about it's already out there
42:03No
42:03I know him
42:05He's saving the worst for later
42:07When he wants something he's ruthless
42:09He'll do anything I mean he's
42:11He's just like you
42:13Exactly
42:15Minister we need you back on set
42:16The break's almost over
42:17Just walk out the building with me
42:19Minister
42:21Please
42:32Five seconds and we're back
42:33Why the fuck is he?
42:36Five
42:36Jaxon you're gonna have to ad lib
42:38Four
42:40Three
42:43Two
42:45Two
42:47One
42:48Two
42:49Two
42:49Two
42:49One
42:50One
42:50Two
42:52One
42:52One
42:52Two
42:54One
42:56Two
42:56Two
42:56Declan your honour
42:57Welcome back
42:58You know what this reminds me of?
43:01Being back on the circuit
43:03Having an opponent
43:04Knowing that I can make a tiny mistake and it might all be over
43:07It's exhilarating
43:08This is an interview there's no winner
43:11That's not true though is it?
43:14He wants to beat me
43:18He's trying to distract him
43:20Now's the time Declan
43:23Most celebrities are scared
43:25That I'll
43:27Find out something exposing about you
43:29What's she doing here?
43:29Something's wrong
43:30The more awful things you do
43:32The more the public seem to love you
43:33Well who am I to argue with public opinion?
43:36So you don't deny it?
43:37What's that?
43:39That you've done awful things
43:41I have
43:42You're right
43:45Isn't that what we do?
43:49We?
43:50Men like us
43:51I am nothing like you
43:54Really?
43:56You're cold
43:57You have had the best education money can buy
44:00Yet you remain a philistine
44:02You barely see your children
44:04You pick up women just because you can
44:06But you're still fundamentally alone
44:08And when they can't fill that emptiness inside you
44:11You discard them
44:13Despite your gold medals and your money
44:16You are a lonely man
44:17Rattling around a huge empty manor
44:20And that's who you likely end your days
44:21You behave like a man with no secrets and no shame
44:25Well
44:27There is one thing I'd like to discuss with you
44:30You're right, I'm a rake
44:37A liar
44:39A cheat
44:41If there was something I wanted I pursued it
44:43I didn't care about anybody else
44:44My horses, my teammates, my wife
44:47But we're still alike
44:48I very much doubt that
44:50You're the best in the world at what you do
44:52Flattery will get you nowhere, Mr. Carbon Black
44:54I remember what that was like
44:54Being the best
44:55And what I was willing to do to stay there
44:59What are you
45:02Willing to do?
45:07A family
45:10To yourself
45:21I'm bored of you tickling each other's balls
45:23They can get the fucking cat out the back
45:30You're right
45:34I'm a workaholic
45:40And when I'm consumed by something
45:44I can be, um
45:48I can be a...
45:49A monster
45:53Yeah
45:57You're probably a better husband than I was
46:01After all, you're still married
46:04I don't know
46:06I think I'm a pretty bad husband
46:14Do you think you've ever been in love?
46:26No
46:30That's my fault
46:32My ambition hasn't left room for much else
46:36Do you think that'll ever change?
46:42The fucker isn't gonna do it
46:44Well, even if he doesn't destroy Rupert
46:45This could still be a good show
46:46Tell me about, um...
46:49Tell me about your childhood
46:51Pull the transmission!
46:52Let's just see where this goes
46:53You value your job!
46:54Pull the fucking transmission!
46:56No, because this is my show
46:57Cut the transmission
46:58No
47:00No
47:00Do that to me
47:00No!
47:01Give me that!
47:02Cameron!
47:03Cameron!
47:04For fuck's sake!
47:05No, trust me
47:08Listen, you arrogant little Irish prick
47:10Either you destroy the fucker
47:11Or I'm gonna come down there
47:12And pull you off the floor myself
47:14There's no point, Tony
47:15He's already taken his earpiece out
47:16He can't hear you
47:17If it's any consolation
47:19We've made some really great television
47:20If it's any consolation, we've made some really great television
47:21This would've worked if you'd just done the fucking job!
47:27Who do you trust?
47:31Who do you count on?
47:41Dogs?
47:43I, um, I, um, much prefer dogs to people
47:50I'd give anything to see my old leopard or badger again
47:56He was a good dog
48:08So, which of your many sporting achievements was the hardest one?
48:15Which was the hardest?
48:17The King's Cup
48:17The Olympic gold
48:19The world championship
48:20Well, none of them
48:24The hardest thing?
48:26The, uh, uh
48:27The thing that nearly killed me?
48:29Yeah
48:34It's giving it all
48:46Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Rupert Campbell Black
48:59Thanks, sir
49:00Thanks, sir
49:00Yay! Lovely, I'll give them a drink
49:02Whoo!
49:04Whoo!
49:12Congratulations, darling
49:13It was
49:14Great TV as always
49:27Did you like the show?
49:29Yeah.
49:41Sorry, Lord B.
49:43Didn't expect to see you there.
49:44Thought you'd be down bar sinister by now,
49:47celebrating with Declan and Rupert.
49:54Great show tonight, by the way.
49:57Best yet.
50:10Best yet.
50:13Best yet.
50:15Best yet.
50:28I want you to stay away from Taggy.
50:32She's young enough to be your daughter.
50:39Yeah, of course.
50:42Good.
50:49Drink?
50:51No, no, I'm taking more to home.
50:57What was it that you had on me?
51:00What?
51:02It was just bluffing.
51:08This is Kelly Oakley, ladies and gentlemen.
51:10No, my name is David.
51:12The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling way down.
51:16In the valley tonight.
51:18There's a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye.
51:21And a blade shining all so bright.
51:24There's evil in the air and there's thunder in the sky.
51:27And the killers on the bloodshot streets.
51:31Going down in the tunnels where the devil arrives.
51:34And I swear I saw a young boy down in the gun.
51:36See, I told you it was all going to be okay.
51:40You're going to dance?
51:41I'll have a knee.
51:43I'll have a knee.
51:44Oh, baby, you're the only thing in this whole world
51:47That's pure and the light.
51:48I'd love to, but...
51:49Wherever you are, where I go.
51:51I have to go.
51:52I'm sorry, I hate you.
51:53There's going to be some light.
51:55I've got to get ahead.
51:57I've got to break it out now
51:58Before the final crack of dawn
52:02We've got to make the most of our one night
52:05Together when it's over, you know
52:06We'll both be so alone
52:10Come on then
52:13Like a battle of hell
52:15I'll be gone when the morning comes
52:19When the night is over
52:21Like a battle of hell
52:22I'll be gone, gone, gone
52:24Like a battle of hell
52:26I'll be gone when the morning comes
52:30When the day is done
52:32And the sun goes down
52:34And the moonlight's shining through
52:38I'll be like a sinner
52:40Before the gates of heaven
52:44I'll come rolling on back to you
52:52I didn't pay
52:56I'm going to hit the highway like a battering wham
52:59Or a silver black man on by
53:01When the night is hot
53:03And the injury is holding
53:04And I'm hoping to see the light
53:07Nothing is frozen
53:08It's rotting your hole
53:10And everything is starting to live at all
53:14And nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls
53:17And nothing's ever worth the cost
53:22I'm feeling down if I'll never get hurt
53:24I'm feeling down if I do
53:26I'm feeling I need I've got the light in the heart
53:30Fuckin' when I've ever heard of death
53:48The falconry. Oh, hello. Right, yes, of course.
53:55Tell whoever it is to fuck off.
53:57I would, darling.
54:01Muddy's marked with Thatcher.
54:15Prime Minister.
54:40She wants to visit the station and do an interview of her own.
54:43How wonderful. A real coup.
54:46That's great news.
54:50And all thanks to Rupert, I suppose.
54:55I'm very, very happy.
54:57Come on.
55:00Come on.
55:06Come on.
55:13Come on.
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