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You’re Killing Me - Season 1 Episode 2 - TBA
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00:12Tell me, is it a sin to love you?
00:23Is it a sin to love you?
00:30Is it a sin to love you?
00:59You are late.
01:02Where are you?
01:07Oh my god.
01:12You have an intercom?
01:14Doesn't everybody?
01:15In the Smithsonian, maybe?
01:17Leave me in my office in ten minutes.
01:18My house, I will.
01:20Just kill me now.
01:35There she is at last.
01:37I don't know about you, but most people take weekends off.
01:39Well, most people are not on the New York Times bestseller list.
01:44Look at this place.
01:45It's like a shrine.
01:48Dedicated to you.
01:50Your desk is over there.
01:52Oh.
01:53A TV tray.
01:55So what's with the tent and chairs outside?
01:57It's for the wedding.
01:58A wedding?
01:59Are you getting married again?
02:01Not my wedding.
02:02I'm hosting.
02:03Cool.
02:04So, where are the whiteboards?
02:06The what?
02:07The whiteboards.
02:08We need somewhere to outline the story.
02:09Or do you use index cards and painter's tape?
02:12Because I've got some in my bag.
02:13Why do you have painter's tape in your bag?
02:14Because you write the story beats on the cards and then you take them to the windows.
02:18Not to my windows.
02:20Then how do you outline?
02:21I don't.
02:22I'm a pantser.
02:23See to the pants.
02:24I go where the story takes me.
02:26You can't do that with true crime.
02:27True crime has structure.
02:28It's different from something that you just pull out of your ass.
02:31Okay.
02:33Let's get one thing straight.
02:34If this partnership is going to work, you are going to have to ditch the Gen Z superior
02:38attitude.
02:39Superior attitude?
02:40Your desk is literally on a pedestal.
02:42It's not a pedestal.
02:43It's a design feature.
02:44And we have wasted too much time.
02:49You need to start writing.
02:50Start writing what?
02:52The Nash book.
02:53What else?
02:54Where are you going?
02:55To talk to the caterer.
02:56The guests are coming at 11 o'clock.
02:59Jess!
03:01I was reviewing the menu.
03:02Oh, no.
03:03Don't you dare make any changes on me now.
03:05I just want to make sure that there are no peanuts in the sauce for the spring rolls.
03:08Yeah.
03:09The best man is allergic.
03:10Oh, and I know you don't like him, but we have to be careful.
03:13If you're throwing a wedding, how are we supposed to get any work done on our book?
03:16First of all, you don't throw a wedding.
03:18Second of all, I am working.
03:20My wheels are always turning.
03:22And third, I'm the senior partner in this relationship.
03:24I give the directions.
03:25You carry them out.
03:26I need to go talk to the fleurists.
03:30Have a productive day.
03:35What just happened?
03:37Welcome to my world.
03:40Okay.
03:40Looks like we're adding Caprizi Bites to the fridge.
03:43And we're stuck to the stove.
03:49And we're stuck to the stove.
03:50If you're going torop a barbecue.
03:51Go, go.
03:52Go.
03:53Go, go.
03:56Go!
03:57Go, go.
03:57Go, go.
03:57There's a suit.
03:58Go, go, go.
03:58Go, go, go, go.
03:58Go, go, go, go.
04:08Go, go, go.
04:10was in here it's okay i just moved in you must be the groom groomsmen i thought we were changing
04:17here but back up you said you live here i am working with allison chandler except that right
04:22now i am working and she's doing a wedding uh-huh what are you working on a book except the
04:29hag
04:29doesn't have a clue how to write true crime i didn't realize she was working with a writing
04:34partner she is now word is her publishers want to put selena st cloud out of her misery
04:41send the old girl out to pasture and put her down like a lean dog oh you can't say things
04:45like that
04:45here it's treason don't get me wrong sharing a byline with a new york times best-selling author
04:50but she is just so supremely messed up in so many ways i mean a wedding when we have a
04:56deadline
04:56are you going god no weddings are nauseating and she didn't invite me
05:02then i'm inviting you she clearly doesn't want me there that's why i think you should come
05:10that and i like you why because you called allison chandler a hag
05:17yeah okay i'll come i like you too but i don't know your name
05:24oliver what are you doing here oh just getting to know your new writing partner
05:27you can do that later okay you're in your old room and you need to get changed
05:31what your old room you lived here yeah of course he did he's my son your son
05:35why didn't you tell me polo's more fun this way and why is your friend getting married at your mom's
05:40house because your backyard is bigger than disneyland todd and oliver went to school together
05:44from kindergarten all the way to college can we go now please
05:48i'll see you at the wedding what do you mean i'll see you at the wedding
05:50she's not going to the wedding i am his date no you're not his date she's not your date she's
05:57got
05:57work which she is going to do without rooming my windows
06:05i think she's still coming to the wedding
06:08well at least wear a bra
06:13we're way behind schedule relax model it's going to be fine
06:16mrs c hey look at all of you oh so grown up
06:22oh hey brandon you are looking very best man how you feeling and you're more ravishing than
06:29i started a little early with the champagne cooper hey have you found someone special yet i did
06:37but she dumped me no mom please please what cooper and i go way back to when you kids spent
06:45the
06:45summers here during college i miss those days todd i'm thrilled for you oh thanks willow and i are
06:52so grateful for everything that you've done for us it's my pleasure let's get you guys upstairs so
06:56you can get ready yes oh wait the rings i take a teeny peek please
07:05look at that oh they're gorgeous
07:08didn't you say we were in a hurry oh sorry yeah i just got carried away
07:13oh wait willow's got some skinny little fingers huh oh ha yeah there we go all good
07:19got my workout okay right on there you go okay let's get you guys upstairs so you can change okay
07:28okay gotta be downstairs in half an hour don't be late i got it thank you
07:34miss chandler oh willow hi beautiful bride you look radiant
07:40oh congratulations on finishing med school well it took long enough well who's counting
07:45this is dana she's my maid of honor i remember dana you were willow's roommate at shaftsbury
07:51college are you a doctor now too god no i hate science it was totally not for me i design
07:57jewelry now wonderful dana's so creative she made something for everyone in the bridal party
08:01including you i'm honored well thank you wow look at that something i have matching earrings if you
08:13want the complete look oh no no no uh no no this i'm this is a standalone piece i can't
08:21thank you
08:22enough for all of this you better get changed we can talk later thank you
08:26come on
08:40well i'm glad to see you dressed for the occasion unfortunately none of my ironic t-shirts
08:45were clean red isn't usually worn at weddings i don't usually do what jesus christ what the hell
08:50is that it's special jewelry if you're wilma flintstone did the astronauts bring that back to you
08:57from the moon the maid of honor made it you do realize that there's people taking photographs of
09:02you with that boulder around your neck thank you
09:12oh no it broke what a shame
09:15huh
09:18stop i don't care if you guys want to kill each other just do it after my wedding
09:21as you wish
09:23this really
09:24whatever man i don't really mean it look how many times i have to tell you
09:28this is serious okay
09:30hey man lay it down look it's my wedding so cut the shit that's about it let's not get into
09:36this
09:36way
10:06what's wrong nothing i always cry at weddings because of all the alimony you have to pay
10:11shh
10:14you may be seated
10:19we are gathered here today to join willow and todd in holy matrimony
10:24willow do you take todd to be your lawfully wedded husband
10:27i do and todd do you take willow to be your lawfully wedded wife
10:32i do
10:34you have the rings please
10:38that's great thank you
10:43these rings not only represent the love that you share between one another
10:47dude but they also represent the perfect circle of
10:51oh my god
10:51brandon
10:52is he okay
10:53brandon are you all right
10:54get your rescue pen
10:55come on here
10:56you okay
11:01brandon
11:02hey hey
11:04whoa whoa whoa whoa
11:06brandon
11:06oh my god
11:08somebody
11:09what are we doing with you
11:11does anyone know cpr
11:12i do
11:13come on
11:14oh my god
11:14he's still breathing
11:16come on
11:20come on
11:21come on
11:21come on
11:22come on
11:22come on
11:24come on
11:25oh my god
11:28no no no no
11:29no no no
11:30oh
11:31no no no
11:32no no no
11:35oh
11:44okay this is happening
11:46i'm sorry
11:49you okay
11:50yeah
11:52Oliver, can I steal you for a sec?
12:15Can I get a plastic bag for this?
12:17I think forensics will want to see it.
12:18Why?
12:19Look at the casing, someone's messed with it.
12:21Looks like a pinhole that's been sealed.
12:26Smell this.
12:27Why?
12:28Just stop being difficult, smell it!
12:31Peanuts?
12:32Didn't you say that Brandon had a peanut allergy?
12:35That's why he had the rescue pen, Captain Obvious.
12:38What if someone took Brandon's rescue pen
12:42and switched it for a doctored one?
12:44All you would need are the proteins to trigger anaphylaxis.
12:47If you're right, Brandon was murdered.
12:50I think I'm right.
12:52We should tell the police.
13:02Hello, everyone. Listen up, please.
13:03I'm Detective Kerrigan.
13:05I know this has been hard on everyone.
13:07However, this is now a crime scene.
13:09You are all witnesses.
13:10So we're going to have to interview all of you.
13:12I'm going to ask for your patience.
13:13With all of that, in the meantime,
13:14I'm sure that Ms. Chandler can make sure
13:15that you're all very well taken care of.
13:17The bar's that way.
13:20I don't think we've met.
13:21I'm Oliver Shore, Alison Chandler's son, and also her attorney.
13:24Detective Jack Kerrigan. Nice to meet you.
13:26Since you're taking statements, I thought I'd volunteer to be first.
13:29Yeah. Follow me.
13:40The groom didn't look too happy with the best man.
13:42Did you see them all arguing before the ceremony?
13:45I have known these kids for years.
13:47How could one of them be a murderer?
13:49I say we find out.
13:51Okay, these are my guests, so I do the talking.
14:00I thought you two might need a little something to eat.
14:03After all that, I'm not hungry.
14:04This one's gluten-free.
14:06I guess I'll have one.
14:08So, I know it's been a tough day,
14:10but I did kind of see you diss Brandon earlier
14:12when he tried to give you a high-five.
14:14I'm sorry that my new writing partner is so rude.
14:17No, it's fine.
14:18I mean, yeah, I was a little pissed off at Brandon.
14:20He was acting like a clown, but, you know, the truth is I owe him.
14:22But you owe him? How?
14:24He was a genius behind Snakefly.
14:25That's the software company that Cooper and Todd built with Brandon.
14:29Right. Yeah, I've heard of Snakefly.
14:31You guys created AI that writes its own self-evolving code.
14:35You're a total disruptor.
14:36I mean, we're actually supposed to get our first big round of funding on Monday.
14:39Well, that's awesome.
14:40Now that Brandon's gone, who gets his share of the profit?
14:45Cooper and I will just split it, I guess.
14:47Hmm.
14:48Well, I'm sure that deal will come in handy now that the two of you are starting your life together.
14:52What's that supposed to mean?
14:54Well, you just finished med school, right?
14:56So, I'm guessing you've got a shit-ton of student loans.
15:01Well, I'd be lying if I said it wouldn't help.
15:04Is there any more bruschetta? I'm starving.
15:06And I heard the caterer might get arrested.
15:09Where'd you hear that?
15:09Got a text from Dana. She said she saw the police take her somewhere for questioning.
15:14I'll go check on that bruschetta.
15:18I'm standing outside the stately home of best-selling author Alison Chandler, where the temperature is a mild 75.
15:25But the forecast...
15:26Is murder.
15:28Hey!
15:29Get off my lawn!
15:30Who is that?
15:31I kind of knew some of the weather slut from Channel 49.
15:34She bugs the crap out of me.
15:36She's been out to get me since the day she got here.
15:39I've had enough!
15:40What the hell?
15:42Oh!
15:43Wrap it up!
15:45Jeez.
15:46You're crazy!
15:48Ugh.
15:48Let's go!
15:49This is your vehicle.
15:50How do you explain this?
15:52I don't know what to tell you.
15:53I did a job last week, and I used peanut oil in the chicken satay, and then I put the
15:58bottle in my truck.
16:00Is that a crime?
16:00Did you know the deceased?
16:02My daughter, Laura, went to college with him.
16:04How well did she know the deceased?
16:05Well enough to fall for him and get herself involved in a cheating scandal.
16:09You blame Brandon Hayes?
16:11You're damn right I did.
16:12She never went back to school after.
16:16Hey.
16:18How's it going, Sherlock?
16:19Thought I'd let the cops take the field.
16:21Give them a chance.
16:22Catch up.
16:25Oh!
16:25Whoa!
16:27Oh.
16:28You okay?
16:29Speaking of, nice catch.
16:31I did play sports in junior high.
16:34God damn it!
16:37These are my only heels.
16:39Hope your mom doesn't have me thrown in the dungeon for not wearing shoes.
16:43Mm-hmm. She only does that on Christmas.
16:46Okay.
16:47I'm gonna have one of my officers take a full statement from you.
16:50What?
16:50Am I in trouble?
16:51I just want to ask you a few more questions.
16:53Well, I'm so sorry about this, Jess.
16:55No, there's nothing to be sorry about.
16:57He is just doing his job.
17:00I-I can walk on my own.
17:02I'm not a criminal.
17:02Jessica is not the killer.
17:05We've known each other for 25 years.
17:07Oh, you two have known each other for 25 years?
17:09Yeah.
17:09Oh, that's a valid defense.
17:10Oh, no, wait.
17:11It's not.
17:12By the way, that's the same thing you said about Lee Granway.
17:15Oh, yeah.
17:15And I was right about Lee, remember?
17:17If you're right this time, it'll be a short interview.
17:19Hey, tell me something.
17:20Always so many murders and founders go.
17:23Don't try to change the subject.
17:24I've got a house full of hungry guests, okay?
17:26I need my caterer to film my fakes.
17:35I was gonna come find you after what happened happened,
17:37but there was just so much going on.
17:39Been a real shit date, haven't I?
17:41Are you for real?
17:42I'm at a wedding with a murder.
17:45But I know that Brandon was your friend,
17:48so you must be having a tough time.
17:50He was more of a frenemy than a friend,
17:52but he didn't deserve this.
17:53It's fine.
17:54I'm fine.
17:56You don't...
17:57You don't have to play the emotionally suppressed male with me.
18:01If you want to let it out, let it out.
18:02Feel the feels.
18:03Mm, I'm more of a forego the feels kind of person.
18:06Like Hag Like Son.
18:08Did I mention that I'm really sorry for calling your mother a hag?
18:12Don't have to apologize.
18:13It was pretty funny.
18:16What I'm trying to say is,
18:18I'm here if you want to talk.
18:22I appreciate that.
18:25I'm so sorry about all this.
18:27The police are doing their best to find out what happened.
18:30Let me talk that off for you.
18:32There you go.
18:34Oh, where have you been?
18:36Just chatting with some of the guests.
18:38What happened to your shoes?
18:39The bottom of the heel came off, so I can't wear them.
18:42What?
18:43It's not like I did it on purpose.
18:47Take that.
18:49This whole day has been a nightmare.
18:53Oh, oh great.
18:54And look.
18:54Look at where that branch came down.
18:56The gardeners were supposed to trim those trees this week.
18:59Everything is completely gone to shit around here.
19:02I know that this is hard for you to hear.
19:04But not everything has to be perfect.
19:06Even at an Allison Chandler wedding.
19:08Perfect has been in the rear view mirror since the best man dropped dead.
19:12And now there's a killer on the loose at my house.
19:16But it's the irony that gets me.
19:19Here I am, the queen of romance.
19:20And I'm hosting a beautiful wedding.
19:23And what happens?
19:24Someone dies.
19:25It's like a cosmic metaphor for my love life.
19:28Maybe because no one can live up to your misguided ideals of what romance is about?
19:33Let's talk about you instead.
19:35Oh, I hate weddings.
19:36Why?
19:36They have to do with the toxic patterns inherent in the classic love story.
19:40Please, don't hide behind that Gen Z bullshit.
19:43You hate weddings because they bring up issues you don't want to think about.
19:46Oh, please, enlighten me.
19:48First of all, your mom and dad promised to love each other forever and they let you down.
19:53And worse, your mom disappeared.
19:56It can't be easy.
20:01I remember one time I wanted to please dress up.
20:04As what, a construction worker?
20:05Don't interrupt.
20:06I went to the attic and I found my mom's wedding dress.
20:10And she let me try it on.
20:12On one condition.
20:14Then I promised I wouldn't grow up too fast.
20:19Never thought I'd have to grow up without her.
20:23Hey, listen to me.
20:24No matter what you think, I know she really loves you.
20:28Why?
20:29Because you can read people?
20:31Because I'm a mother.
20:36I think I need another drink.
20:38Before you get totally shit-faced.
20:41Take a look over there.
20:42Cooper and Todd?
20:43No.
20:44The cufflinks.
20:46Can you see them?
20:46The ones that look like moon rocks?
20:48Yeah.
20:49Dana must have made them.
20:51But they weren't there with the tuxes when I set them out.
20:54So she must have given them to them after they got here.
20:58So maybe she knows something about what went on before the ceremony.
21:04Twist the wire in and out.
21:07And then we'll trim the ends.
21:12Okay.
21:15You got time for one more customer?
21:17Honey, I've been there.
21:19It's why they call me DIY, Dana.
21:22Why aren't you wearing your pendant?
21:24Oh.
21:25Oh, well, with all that's happened today, I put it in my safe.
21:28To keep it safe.
21:30Oh.
21:30In my safe.
21:31So, no worries, it's safe.
21:34You can never be too careful.
21:36Let's see.
21:40So, Dana, those cufflinks that you gave the groomsmen are incredible.
21:46Thanks.
21:47But you know what?
21:47I didn't notice them when I hung up the tuxes.
21:50That's because I gave them to the guys right before the ceremony.
21:53Huh.
21:54And what was the mood like when you saw them?
21:56Intense.
21:57The guys always argued, but this was nasty.
22:01I only have gold left.
22:03That's fine.
22:04Do you know what they were arguing about?
22:05I wasn't really listening.
22:07Todd and Brandon always argued about business, but Cooper was upset this time.
22:11He never gets upset.
22:14Okay, there you go.
22:16All it needed was a little TLC.
22:19Like Cinderella.
22:20FYI, Cinderella is a perfect example of a toxic narrative that romanticizes survival under an oppressive patriarchy.
22:27You must be a laugh riot at children's parties.
22:36Hey, you fixed your shoe.
22:37Dana can fix anything.
22:38You let in a fly.
22:40I let it in.
22:40Todd Stratton, could I have a word with you in private, please?
22:43Anything you have to say, you can say in front of my friends.
22:47Okay.
22:48We are hearing from some people in the bachelor party that you and Brandon Hayes had an altercation last night.
22:53Do you mind telling me what that was about?
22:54Brandon needed attention all the time.
22:57I mean, he couldn't stand it when I brought in an investor, so we had to bring in one of
23:00his own, which was ridiculous.
23:02That's it?
23:03That's it.
23:04So I heard there was more to the story.
23:05Like what?
23:06Like for example, Todd's investor was offering a 5% finder's fee when Brandon nicks the deal, you threatened to
23:11kill him.
23:12Combined with the fact that Brandon was reducing your ownership in the company to 15%,
23:17and you and your wife, your wife-to-be, had serious student debt.
23:21It looks to me like you had some good reasons to let Brandon Hayes out of the picture, so...
23:26Give me that.
23:27Did you get it?
23:29Yeah.
23:30Proceed.
23:31You were saying?
23:32Is that true?
23:33After all the work you've done, you're only getting 15%?
23:36You know Brandon created the algorithm.
23:38He called the shots.
23:39Look, I know that you're worried about your student loans.
23:41I'm not a gold digger.
23:43Okay, I don't think that I called you a gold digger.
23:45That's the problem, Todd.
23:46You just don't think.
23:50Worst day of my life.
23:51Willow, wait.
23:53Give her some space.
23:55Are we done here?
23:56Yeah, just one more question.
23:57Besides you and Brandon Hayes, did anyone else have access to the rings?
24:00No, why?
24:00Because the lab has identified the same protein on the rings that was in the dose that killed him.
24:04Okay, this interview's over.
24:05Doesn't really concern you.
24:06It does now.
24:07How's that?
24:07I'm Todd's attorney.
24:08Since when?
24:09Since right now.
24:10So unless you have a warrant, a subpoena, a probable cause to detain my client, he's invoking his Fifth Amendment
24:14right.
24:20Okay.
24:22We'll be in touch.
24:26Okay.
24:27I need some air.
24:44I thought I better check up on you.
24:47I'm fine.
24:49Todd Stratton, I've known you since you're five.
24:52You're not fine.
24:53You have that same guilty expression on your face when you peed on my sofa and didn't want to tell
24:58me.
24:59So what are you not telling me now?
25:04Look, I don't want to go pointing the finger at anybody else.
25:07You know, things between Cooper and Brandon, they were, well, they were bad.
25:10How bad?
25:14Well, I mean, there are these rumors that someone had helped Brandon with the underlying algorithm for Snakefly.
25:19And if that were true, then that person would be entitled to a big chunk of the profits.
25:24Well, why didn't Cooper just hire a lawyer and sue him?
25:27I mean, hell if I know, but...
25:30Do you remember when you would ask Cooper if he had found someone special and he said that he had,
25:34but she dumped him?
25:36Oh, Brandon and Cooper's girlfriend?
25:39Looked up.
25:41Broke Cooper's heart.
25:57Hey.
26:00You were pretty impressive standing up for your friend.
26:04Thanks.
26:06Wish there was more I could do, but now we wait.
26:09Yep.
26:10But as long as we're handing out compliments...
26:13I really dig that you stand up to my mom.
26:14You mean no one talks to the great Alison Chandler like that?
26:17No.
26:18But on some level, I think she respects you for it.
26:20I know I do.
26:23You know...
26:24I thought you were really nerdy when I first met you.
26:29But I was wrong.
26:30See, I wasn't sure what I thought when I met you.
26:32Hmm.
26:34Except that you were...
26:36hot.
26:37And, um...
26:38my mother would never approve if...
26:40If what?
26:46I don't know.
26:49God, it's been a rough day.
26:53Really rough.
26:59Okay.
27:00Attention, everyone.
27:00We are going to serve the main course.
27:02Yes, it's an hour early, but Jessica isn't here to call the shots.
27:05And Brother Stewart doesn't have a chapter about what to do when the best man is murdered.
27:09So, keep calm and start plating.
27:14Hey.
27:15You busy?
27:15Yes.
27:16Good.
27:16You need to convince Oliver to let me talk to Todd.
27:18Oh, so you can grill Todd like you grilled Jessica and then throw him in the slammer?
27:22No, thank you.
27:23There's no grilling, okay?
27:24Hey, look.
27:25Jessica finished her interview.
27:26I want to rule Todd out.
27:27And in order to do that, I need to talk to him.
27:30Oh, if you're starting to clear people, that must mean you have a new prime suspect.
27:34We're hearing from some of the guests that Cooper Ruiz was upset about the lack of guardrails
27:38on the AI that ran their software went ballistic when Brandon wouldn't listen to him and threatened to report him
27:43to the SEC.
27:44Okay, I hate to say this, but there is a rumor that Cooper helped Brandon develop the algorithm for Snakefly.
27:51Okay.
27:52Dana said she saw Cooper arguing with Brandon when she was in the groom's room.
27:56Wait, Jack, there may be evidence up there.
27:58Oh, and Team Hardy searched up there.
28:00No one knows this place like I do.
28:04Come on.
28:08So, how was the weekend with your daughter?
28:11My daughter?
28:12How'd you know I was with my daughter?
28:13Well, it's the socks.
28:15What?
28:15You didn't pick them out for yourself.
28:17Now, that could mean there's a girlfriend, but I don't think there's a girlfriend because you need a haircut.
28:21What's wrong with my...
28:22Those shoes are hideous.
28:24But the real giveaway is that you're wearing a wristband for the Student Short Film Festival, and nobody would bring
28:30a date to that.
28:32Nothing longer than a short film.
28:36Ah!
28:37Oh, no!
28:37Oh, God!
28:39Oh, Oliver!
28:40Oh, what have you done?
28:41I think you know what we've done, Mom!
28:43Oh!
28:44It's not what it looks like.
28:46It's exactly what it looks like.
28:48What were you thinking?
28:49I think you know what we were thinking.
28:51Oh, God, I am having a stroke.
28:53Hey, I have an idea.
28:54Why don't your mother and I wait in the hall and you two have a moment?
28:57Great idea.
28:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:59We have a job to do.
29:00We can look for evidence.
29:02We are going to look for evidence.
29:03Hey, um, I'm sure I can wait a few minutes.
29:06Oh, boy.
29:09Oh, there's nothing under there.
29:11Maybe behind the pillows.
29:12Excuse me.
29:16No, nothing there.
29:17Why would it be behind the pillows?
29:19Why don't you start looking in the pants pockets and I will go through the luggage.
29:22Probably not going to look in the pants pockets right now.
29:24And by the way, your breath reeks of alcohol.
29:27You might want to do something about that.
29:30You should believe this!
29:52Are you finding a lot of evidence?
30:04I got it!
30:05Mouthwash!
30:06Good.
30:06Use it!
30:08This is the liquid that was in Brandon's rescue pen.
30:16This peanut smells like peanuts.
30:18Where'd you find this?
30:19In here.
30:27Cooper Ruiz.
30:29Looks like I have a client for real this time.
30:31Well, like they say when you pass the bar.
30:33Zip up your pants, counselor, and let's get to work.
30:35Not you.
30:38What?
30:38This is serious.
30:41You have anything to say for yourself?
30:44At least I wore a bra.
30:50Look, I swear, I didn't kill Brandon.
30:53I've never even seen that bottle before.
30:55And what was it doing in your kit?
30:56You don't have to answer that.
30:58I'd like to know the answer.
30:59Oh, what is that?
31:00Ah, it's the intercom.
31:02She used it to spy on me when I was a kid.
31:04Hey, Mom, this is a confidential conversation.
31:07I'm just trying to help.
31:08Thank you, we don't need your help.
31:10Go on.
31:11We're hearing from the bachelor party that you were pretty upset
31:15when you found out Brandon was reducing your share of the company by 50%,
31:18but that you were, quote,
31:19really upset when Brandon would not delay the rollout
31:22because of your security concerns.
31:24Brandon was being irresponsible.
31:26If we launched a self-evolving coding module,
31:28we would essentially be allowing code to write code.
31:30There's nothing we could do about it.
31:32You seem pretty upset, Mr. Ruiz.
31:33Yes, I was upset, but we were still friends.
31:36Even after he slept with your real friends?
31:37Oh, for God's sake.
31:38How did she know that?
31:41Holy...
31:45That might be a crime.
31:46Look, Cooper, things would be a lot easier
31:49if you just told us where he hid the rescue pen
31:51you traded out for the murder weapon.
31:53Cooper is asserting his Fifth Amendment right not to answer any more questions.
31:58I don't blame him.
32:04Well, that was fun.
32:05Oh.
32:06I'm so sorry about this, Jessica.
32:07It was no big deal.
32:09And that new, uh...
32:10New detective is kinda sexy.
32:11I hadn't noticed.
32:14He was really obsessed about whether I was in Oliver's room before the ceremony.
32:17You were in the kitchen the whole time.
32:19How could you be upstairs?
32:21Well, I did take a tray of sandwiches up to the guys, but...
32:23You were upstairs in Oliver's room before the ceremony?
32:26So?
32:27So?
32:27So?
32:28What?
32:29It means you had the opportunity to switch the allergy pens.
32:32And there was peanut oil on your truck.
32:34And with what happened to Laura, you had motive.
32:37You had means.
32:38And you had...
32:40What the hell?
32:43Hey, would you just get a hold of yourself?
32:45This is not one of your books.
32:47We are not all suspects.
32:49Especially someone that you have known for 25 years.
32:51I am...
32:52So, so sorry.
32:54You should be.
32:56Bring it in.
32:58Oh.
32:59Mmm!
33:00I gotta go flambe something.
33:02Sorry.
33:05We really need to talk.
33:07No.
33:08I don't think it's a good idea for either one of us to say one word to each other.
33:11We work together.
33:13We're gonna have to clear the air sooner or later.
33:15Okay.
33:15Fine.
33:17I give you the biggest chance of your lifetime.
33:21And this is the thanks that I get?
33:23You do the no pants dance with my son?
33:25That just happened, okay?
33:27So you don't fool me.
33:28You're trying to mess with the whole power dynamic between the two of us.
33:31I know exactly what you're doing.
33:32No.
33:33All I wanted to do was make index cards and write an outline.
33:37You're the one on the power trip.
33:39You're the one to put your desk on a pedestal.
33:41I told you it was a design feature.
33:42And if you think that the spell that you have cast over my...
33:45The spell?
33:46Gives you some kind of an upper hand.
33:48I'm cast on your son.
33:48You're dead wrong.
33:49Am I some kind of sorceress with a magic hoo-ha?
33:51Oh, well.
33:52You said it.
33:53I didn't.
33:53Listen to me, crazy lady.
33:54What happened between me and Oliver is what it is.
33:56It's nothing more and it's nothing less.
33:57Oh, I know all about your generation and your casual sex.
34:01It's a boo thing.
34:30Okay, is that what you're trying to say?
34:32Everything about your kid.
34:34I even knew where he used to hide his weed.
34:36In a hole in an old tree down in the grove.
34:39His friends used to hang out there all the time.
34:42Do you mean the grove where the tree branch came down?
34:45Yeah, that's the one.
34:46And did Oliver's friends know about the secret hiding place?
34:48Yeah.
34:49They didn't know I knew.
34:50Willow would get stoned out of her mind.
34:53Now she's a doctor, so God help us all.
34:57I tried to bring her tea a little while ago and she just still doesn't want to talk to anybody.
35:01If I was one of Oliver's friends and I had something that I wanted to hide, I could climb that
35:05tree, stash it in there, come back for it later, bring it home with me, and the police would never
35:09know anything about it.
35:12What?
35:13And you just said you hadn't seen Willow for hours.
35:18Tree.
35:27Look at the footprints on the ground.
35:28There's still what?
35:29Where?
35:30You just walked right through them.
35:32Never mind.
35:33Okay, we're gonna need these.
35:35It's up there.
35:37Okay, here we go.
35:39Alrighty.
35:43Please tell me what's happening.
35:45Swatching exercise.
35:47All right.
35:48Give me a boost.
35:49A boost?
35:50Yeah.
35:51Just get really close to the tree and squat down and make a platform with your hands.
35:55Hard pass.
35:56Why are you being so difficult?
35:58First of all, gravity.
35:59Second of all, gravity, this is a bad idea.
36:02Okay.
36:03Just do it.
36:06Okay.
36:07Come on.
36:07Help.
36:08Okay.
36:08Mm-hmm.
36:10Don't.
36:12Could you please?
36:14To me.
36:15Oh.
36:16Oh, my God.
36:17Okay.
36:18Oh.
36:19Nothing yet.
36:20Hold on.
36:20God.
36:21I'm cutting Oliver to hide his weed in his bedroom like a normal teenager.
36:25After what you did in my son's bedroom, then you know where all the hiding places are.
36:29Please never say that again.
36:31Oh.
36:32I got something.
36:33I got it.
36:34What is this?
36:35A pipe?
36:36It's a weed pipe.
36:37Keep looking.
36:39My knees are starting to go.
36:41Don't be such a baby.
36:44Oh.
36:45Oh.
36:46Oh.
36:46Oh.
36:46It's Brandon's rescue pen.
36:48Oh.
36:49Oh.
36:49My heel.
36:50Oh.
36:50Oh.
36:52Oh.
36:55Damn it.
36:56Oh.
36:57Are you okay?
36:58Yeah.
36:59Okay.
36:59Oh, my heel tip again.
37:01Okay.
37:02Well, find it.
37:02Let's go.
37:09That's weird.
37:10There's two of them.
37:12It's also gold.
37:13Identical to the one Dana gave you.
37:16The jewelry kit.
37:19Dana had all the tools she needed to drill a tiny hole, replace the epinephrine with peanut solution, fill the
37:25hole, and then sand it down.
37:26And she told us that Cooper had a fight with Brandon to mislead us.
37:29So if the heel tip is missing on Dana's shoe, or if it's been replaced...
37:36Whoa!
37:42Okay.
37:43Hey, Jack!
37:44Do I dare ask?
37:45We found Brandon's rescue pen.
37:48And you're gonna need these.
37:50What are those?
37:51Take a look over there.
37:52Dana's heels don't match.
37:54Thanks.
37:54I made it myself.
37:55So?
37:56So, Dana was in the changing room with the groomsmen, which gave her an opportunity to switch out the rescue
38:00pens and plant the mouthwash on Cooper's stuff.
38:03Dana calls?
38:04Why would she want to kill Brandon Hayes?
38:05She said she hated science, but the truth is she hated Brandon.
38:08And you don't hate like that unless you've loved first.
38:11And he dumped her for Cooper's girlfriend.
38:25Dana Collins, you need to come with me and answer a few questions, please.
38:29I'm not sorry for what I did.
38:31Don't say anything until I read you your rights.
38:33I don't care.
38:34Okay.
38:34Brandon cheated me out of everything.
38:36So, you were the one the rumors were about.
38:38You helped Brandon with Snakefly.
38:42I was staying at his place one night and I couldn't sleep so I took another look at the algorithm.
38:47Brandon was having trouble debugging it and so, so I fixed it.
38:53And now Snakefly is about to get his first round of financing.
38:56But did Brandon ever thank me?
38:58Or pay me for what I did?
39:02He dumped me instead.
39:05And I couldn't prove what I'd done so.
39:08So, I got as far away as I could from all of it.
39:11You should have told us.
39:13As if you'd believe me over him.
39:15At least the son of a bitch got what he deserved.
39:18You have the right to remain silent.
39:19Anything you say can or will be held against you in a court of law.
39:24Another situation ship gone wrong never ends well.
39:39Do you have a minute?
39:42Yeah.
39:43Any news?
39:43Well, the headline is that your, your maid of honor murdered the best man.
39:51I know.
39:52I'm still in shock.
39:54We all are.
39:55But Todd's a good guy.
39:56I mean, he's not perfect.
39:57But nobody's perfect.
39:58But if you love someone, you forgive them and they forgive you.
40:02And you live happily ever after.
40:05More or less.
40:06Except if you get divorced.
40:08A few times.
40:11Just trust me.
40:13I wish I had done more forgiving.
40:16I think you should too.
40:19We lost our friend Brandon today.
40:22And though we grieve, life and love go on.
40:26And so, you've pledged your love and commitment before God and these witnesses.
40:31You exchanged your vows and rings as a symbol of your sacred name.
40:36Are we good?
40:38We're good.
40:38May your marriage be blessed with kindness and compassion.
40:42With understanding and forgiveness.
40:45And enduring love.
40:46I need a favor.
40:47Go.
40:48Can you run a check on a person who disappeared 15 years ago?
40:52Get me a name.
40:55We'll see what I can find out.
40:58By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
41:03You may now kill the bride.
41:05Nope.
41:06Kiss, not kill.
41:07You may now kiss the bride.
41:15All right.
41:17Best wedding ever.
41:22Let's do it.
41:24Hey, honey.
41:24Great, baby.
41:25Let's do it.
41:25You need some support for me.
41:27Let's thank you for today.
41:29Take me to the river.
41:31Take you to the mountain.
41:32I can't set you free.
41:34You got no stop.
41:35Got a wind's on high.
41:36Maybe.
41:37Come how with me.
41:39If you pull out your eyes.
41:41Don't care.
41:42You drop.
41:42Want a piece of the pie.
41:43That's not shit.
41:44I put down in your eyes.
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42:151, 2, 3, 4
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