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00:04Doobie
00:06Doobie
00:08To the max
00:13Previously
00:14On the lesbian homie
00:15Guess y'all thought it was funny to push the homie and Zara situation huh?
00:18Zara, what are you talking about?
00:20Pushing me to rekindle with Zara knowing she gay as fuck?
00:22You need to take your goofy ass back to that therapist nigga Tay told you about
00:26You still got some shit to unpack nigga
00:28Effervescent pack your bag
00:29I'll see you back in LA in two days
00:32What?
00:32You would make it up to me if you let me pleasure you
00:36Maybe I am pleased
00:37Okay pleasing you pleases me I'm good
00:39I thought we was friends but it felt more like seduction to me
00:43Oh you putting this all on me? And so you know I went to jail that night
00:47What's up sis? You like holding sandwiches or you gonna eat that?
00:51You got this especially since that officer seemed to be on your side which is crazy since he's the one
00:56that arrested you
00:57Officer Taylor
00:58I will give you my last name but I got warrants
01:02Warrants
01:27Warrants
01:28Well I thought it would be nice to make you a little breakfast in bed
01:32That's what's up
01:33Yeah
01:34I appreciate that
01:35Of course
01:36But I will say now
01:38Anything you taste
01:40Say and will be used against you in the Cordula
01:48Really?
01:49Look I knew that shit was corny as soon as it came out
01:54Okay look
01:59Talk to me what we got
02:02Soft
02:04Buttery
02:04Like that
02:06With the crispy edges
02:07Talk to me
02:08Okay you might know what you doing in the kitchen
02:12A couple of skills
02:13Some slight
02:13More I can show you later
02:17Want a piece?
02:19Mmhmm
02:19Yeah
02:26What was that for?
02:29You got a little bit of syrup on your lip
02:30No I didn't
02:32You just wanted my goodies
02:35And if I did?
02:37Well you got em
02:38Mmhmm
02:39Say that
02:40Mmhmm
02:41Mmhmm
02:42Oh it's my turn now
02:45Mmhmm
02:47Oh
02:49Mmhmm
02:49Maybe it's you
02:50That should be under arrest
02:54Maybe cause I'm a
02:55I put my foot in a pancake
02:57Where they could
02:58Man they hit them
02:59I think I see a toenail right there
03:11I just
03:13I feel like you're so far away
03:16And you see
03:18I'm feeling the way I'm feeling right now
03:21We should be together
03:23You know
03:25Where I could touch you
03:26And you could touch me
03:28Mmhmm
03:28Darling
03:29Why are you
03:31So far away
03:33Ah
03:34What it do?
03:37My nigga E back
03:38What's up bro?
03:40Nothing much
03:41Put your shit in the truck
03:43Alright
03:43Alright
03:44My nigga
03:46You gonna have me pick you up
03:47At jam packed traffic time
03:49From LAX
03:51Man when is the right time
03:52To get picked up from LAX
03:53It's always been
03:54Exactly
03:54That's why low key
03:56Next time your ass
03:57May have to catch a fly away
03:59Or uh
04:00Waymo or so
04:02Well I asked Chris
04:03Before I ask you
04:04She too busy wishing
04:07That's cause we the only
04:08Real ones left
04:09Everybody else
04:10All booed up and shit
04:11But anyway
04:13This a bittersweet moment
04:16What you mean?
04:18I'm proud of you bro
04:19You feel me
04:20You bout to have a chance
04:21To make you some big bread
04:23With the new women's league
04:24But I'm low key pissed
04:26I had to cancel my flight
04:28To Italy
04:29You feel me
04:30I had planned to be laid up
04:31With a little sexy Sicilian
04:34On a gondolula
04:35And low key
04:36I had already started my hands account
04:39Out there and everything
04:43What?
04:44A gondolula?
04:46Bro
04:47Bro
04:48All that time you was in Italy
04:49You mean to tell me
04:50That you ain't never roll one
04:52With the nigga?
04:55First off I ain't out there
04:57Writing nothing with no nigga
04:59And you mean a gondola?
05:01Yes bro, tomato, tomato
05:04Anywho, what you got up for this week?
05:07Man pops is gonna come down
05:09Put me through some real work shit
05:11I already know he's gonna run me
05:13Aw shit
05:14Coach Porter in town
05:16Yeah, he bout to run your ass
05:18I may need to come in on a couple workouts
05:21Feel me?
05:22Give me like a little 10 day contract
05:24You know what I'm saying?
05:26My D's still good
05:27Ain't your niggas apart
05:30No!
05:31You know what I mean
05:32Hey man, you gotta get something to eat
05:34I'm starving
05:35I put it on the plane from the trash
05:36Yeah, that's cause your ass fly spirit
05:42Nah, but nah
05:43I know this dope little new spot
05:44It's called Nothing But Next
05:46Got the best red beans and rice
05:48And turkey necks in the city
05:51I just got back
05:53And here you are trying to take me to a place
05:55Called Nothing But Next
05:56Nigga, you freaky
05:58See, you gotta get your mind out the gutter, man
06:01The shit is busting
06:03You trying to roll or what?
06:04Hell yeah
06:05I haven't had good turkey necks in the city
06:07Say less
06:09What you got up for the night?
06:11I got a little shorty that you can see about me
06:14You always got some lined up
06:18You know I got the 8-inch
06:31Wait, so just to make sure I'm following
06:34You ended up dating Zara, a lesbian
06:39While you were in a long distance relationship with Natasha
06:42And then you got caught cheating with Reese
06:45By Natasha herself
06:47Whole time
06:48Zara pregnant
06:49I thought Zara was a lesbian
06:51I mean Zara wasn't pregnant at the time
06:53Alright
06:54I don't even think she was a lesbian at the time
06:56Wait, did you get her pregnant?
06:58Yeah, no
06:59She told me the baby wasn't mine
07:01You believe that?
07:03I don't think Zara will lie
07:06Hmm
07:10Well, you know, you were making a lot of progress, Bruce
07:13I know, Doc, man
07:14That's what I'm saying
07:15I thought I had something special with Natasha
07:17And then she upped and moved out of town on me
07:19Okay, let's start with Natasha
07:22Is she a lesbian too?
07:23No, she's not
07:24That's why I was so happy with her
07:25I didn't have to worry about her dipping in cream pie
07:28Okay, so Natasha, she moved for a job and not cream pie
07:32Right, and that's how she messed everything up for us
07:35Okay, where does Reese come into play with all of this?
07:39I thought that Reese was, last time we talked, I thought you was done
07:43I was done with Reese
07:45I mean, we was just kicking it platonically
07:48It was nothing sexual
07:50We was just an ear when we needed it
07:52I would vent to her, she would vent to me about our issues
07:54With our little love lives and all that
07:57One day, she came over and one thing led to another
08:00And next thing I know, Natasha pulls up
08:02Surprising me from out of town
08:04I didn't even know she was in town
08:07Reese should have never been there that night
08:09She couldn't control herself
08:11So you blame Reese?
08:13Hell yeah!
08:14Okay, had you and Natasha made it official that you were done?
08:20I mean, not really but
08:22Did she know about Zara?
08:25Doc, of course not
08:26And you did allow Reese into your house, right?
08:32I see where you're going with this
08:35Look, your feelings are valid, okay?
08:38You have the right to feel hurt, confused
08:41But I'm seeing a little bit of a pattern
08:46What pattern?
08:48Like it seems, just hear me out
08:52Might have some self-sabotage going on here
08:56You're finding ways to ruin the relationships with the women in your life
09:04I don't know if that's it, Doc
09:07It's okay
09:08We're gonna get to the bottom of this, alright?
09:12So, um, how long is the longest relationship you've ever been in?
09:17Shit, like
09:19One or two
09:21Closer to one year
09:22You know, short and sweet
09:27Hey, yo, Doc
09:28I could be in a long relationship, bruh
09:30I actually want to be married one day
09:33I believe you when you say that
09:41Damn, Doc, you writing a book?
09:43It's just, uh, it's been a little while since we spoke
09:46And you have unloaded a lot on me today
09:50Pause
09:53Okay, um, let's pivot
09:56How is your, uh, relationship with your family?
09:59What does my relationship with my family have to do with my relationship with these women?
10:03Well, our past
10:05Tends to lead some unhealed trauma
10:08And that's gonna affect how we move
10:10In all of our future relationships
10:14Alright, well, my family is good, man
10:17Me and my pops, we super solid
10:19You know what I'm saying?
10:20That's king right there
10:21You know, my brother and my sisters
10:22We got a great relationship
10:23Mom is straight
10:28Mom's straight?
10:35Um, so how's your parents' relationship?
10:38Their relationship is great
10:39It always has been
10:40Oh, so they're happily married?
10:43Nah, they got divorced a long time ago when I was young
10:46But they've been co-parenting great ever since
10:52Okay, so how was their relationship?
10:55Like, were they happy when they were together?
10:56Of course, that's why you get married, because you're happy, right?
10:59Everything was great with them until it wasn't
11:01You know what I'm saying?
11:02Then, you know, they divorced, like I said
11:08Okay, so, um, the divorce
11:11The dad...
11:12I'm gonna keep it 100, man
11:14I ain't feeling it no more, man
11:16I think I'm done for the day
11:18I'm gonna call it quits
11:20Okay
11:22That is, um, completely your choice
11:25If you're done, you're done
11:28We can reconvene next week
11:29Yeah, I'm gonna call you, man
11:32Appreciate ya
11:54You want me to do that thing with my toes?
11:57Oh, you silly
12:00Oh, what?
12:01Okay, well I'm gonna FaceTime you
12:02And you better have it out so I can see
12:05Yeah
12:07But hold on, somebody at the door
12:10Well, just come on in
12:11I'm not busy
12:12What up, Didi?
12:13I'm gonna ask your sister what I mean
12:15No, I'm telling you we're gonna finish later tonight
12:17Don't worry
12:19We know she's not gonna stay outside
12:23You're so silly
12:24I know y'all not doing what I think y'all doing
12:29I am not telling her that
12:32Look, y'all can rag on each other another time, okay?
12:35Alright, I'll call you back later, baby
12:37Alright, love you, bye
12:40What'd he tell you to tell me?
12:41Girl, he ain't say nothing
12:44So Rob just got you cheesing
12:46And do
12:48I'm glad you clocked that
12:50And speaking of cheesing, don't think you off the hook
12:55I don't know what you talking about
12:56Oh, you don't?
12:59I hope my testimony to the judge helps in your favor
13:02Headass
13:03What is he, a slave?
13:04I ain't never heard no arresting officer say that to no defendant on a case that he working on
13:11Mm-hmm
13:13You think he's slick
13:16Look, you got it past me when you and E was hooking up
13:18I peeped game, but
13:21I couldn't quite put my finger on it
13:23Yeah, you see what I did there?
13:25You nasty
13:26Well, you ain't gonna get this one past me, so how long?
13:30How long what?
13:32Okay, cool
13:33Uh, I'll be right back
13:34You know what, actually?
13:37I gotta piss off
13:40Okay, come on
13:41About two months
13:43I knew
13:44Two months?
13:46Okay
13:47You been keeping this for me for two months?
13:49Yeah, I did
13:50Oh, y'all definitely fuck it
13:53Oh, hold on a minute
13:53You getting pig pipe?
13:56What's that like?
13:58Actually, it's hog pipe
14:01Lord have mercy
14:02Okay, I'm gonna need some wine for this
14:04Cause, what are you even talking about?
14:06So wait, does he bring like, handcuffs in the bedroom?
14:08With like, criminal residue on it? Or what?
14:10This is, that's, that would bother me
14:20Man, I feel like a weirdo, bro
14:22I don't know
14:23I'm such an idiot
14:24Bro, you being way too hard on yourself
14:26Take one of these
14:27It's gonna help you feel better
14:31Who got you like this anyway?
14:32I feel like you and Shawnice was hitting it off pretty good
14:34We are, we're good
14:36You know me, I like to please, so
14:38We all do
14:40That's all I wanna do
14:41It's pleased
14:41Every chick I've ever dated
14:43Likes to be pleased
14:44It just worked out perfectly, so
14:46So what you saying, Shawnice don't want you to please her?
14:49She's like in this phase where she just wanna be pleasing me, man
14:51I ain't even into all that
14:54What you mean you're not into all that, Chris? I don't understand
14:58I mean like, I like to be pleased, but
15:01All that extras, I could do without
15:03You know
15:04The whole laying on your bag
15:06Legs wide open
15:07Like, bro, chill
15:08It's a lot
15:09What?
15:10You don't like getting that clit licked
15:11The carpet vacuum
15:13The beam flick?
15:14You gotta flick it, never stick it
15:15The pantry raided?
15:17There's cookies in that pantry
15:18Okay, bro, yes
15:19I don't know
15:20I thought it was normal to not want to
15:22It's normal
15:25It's normal
15:26It's normal
15:27It couldn't be me, though
15:29It has to be a reason for this
15:30I need to hear about it
15:31Cause a bitch like me, you got to tear into this box
15:33You gotta rip me out the plastic
15:34You really like that shit?
15:36Yeah, do I?
15:37I love it
15:39I love it
15:40A bitch like me?
15:41Ha!
15:42You better make me squirt
15:43Bro, what?
15:44That's, damn I
15:45Wait, you're a squirter?
15:47Listen, I'll be watering the grass
15:48Okay?
15:50Ha!
15:50I'm like a jet
15:51Nothing beats a jet 2 holiday
15:54I'm like a shower
15:55With a little bit more power
15:56The way I be raining on these hoes
15:58Rain on me
16:00Are you done?
16:01I had a little bit more
16:02But I'll stop, sorry
16:04Anyway, I didn't know you was like this, Chris
16:06Or not like this, Chris
16:09Bro, it's fine, dude
16:10Like, Sam's the same way
16:13You sure about that?
16:14Yes
16:15Okay, well, speaking of Sam
16:17I'm about to shower
16:19I'm gonna meet up with her
16:20You trying to roll?
16:21You want something?
16:22What y'all eating?
16:23Hot Hawaiian chicken
16:27Nah, man, I'm gonna just take the rest of these
16:28And contemplate my life
16:29Oh, you can do that
16:31I'm gonna go ask her
16:33What I'm saying is
16:34All I wanna, all I'm tryna
16:35All I really want
16:36All I really want is the little key
16:37All I wanna, all I'm tryna
16:39All I really want is the little key
16:41All I wanna, all I'm tryna
16:44All I'm saying is, why the hell do people say let me know if you need anything?
16:48Because it's something you say to let them know you got their back.
16:52But do they actually mean it though?
16:55Hmm, sometime.
16:56Okay, next time somebody say that to me, I'm gonna ask for some shit.
16:59What you gonna ask for, Mag?
17:01A toothbrush, a love novel, and some gingerbread cookies.
17:04What? That's some random shit. Why would you ask for that?
17:07To see if they mean it. Are their words genuine?
17:10You crazy, bro.
17:20Ooh, ooh, I need to get that.
17:23She looked directly at me.
17:24No, she looked at me, her eye line was really good as a girl.
17:28I got this.
17:29She heard it.
17:32What up, Melissa?
17:35What?
17:36You don't remember me? We used to work at Global Tech together.
17:40Things got me mistaken for somebody else.
17:45Damn, my bad.
17:47I thought you was my old co-worker, Melissa.
17:50I should've known you wasn't her.
17:52Cause I don't remember her being this attractive.
17:58Sam.
17:59Tyesha.
18:00That's a pretty name, Tyesha.
18:02You got some pretty eyes.
18:05So how can I get a hold of you?
18:07Get a hold of me.
18:10Can I call you?
18:12Can you?
18:14If I happen to see you again?
18:17Maybe.
18:22You ain't even finished your food.
18:26That's a big if.
18:28I hope you live in the area.
18:32It's hard to tell whether that was a no or...
18:35Girl.
18:36That was a yes.
18:38She just don't know it yet.
18:44Come on.
18:45Let's get on out of here.
18:46All right, let's go.
18:47Should we take this?
18:48Let's go.
18:48Let's go.
18:48Let's go.
18:49I'm doing it.
18:56Let's go.
18:58Oh, shit.
19:00What up, bro?
19:00What up, bro?
19:02How you doing?
19:03I'm good.
19:04How are you?
19:05I'm cool.
19:06I thought you was never going to stop running.
19:07How many miles you do out there?
19:09You looking good, though.
19:10You done slimmed up.
19:12Damn, you was just here.
19:15Your boy engaged, she.
19:17I almost dunked on a bitch last week.
19:19Oh shit, well put a bitch in a rim then.
19:22How was you looking over there?
19:25You know, nothing crazy.
19:2721, 10, seven, flight room.
19:31Oh, okay.
19:32You almost averaging a triple-double
19:34and you just like, oh.
19:36I was just about to start pushing the ball more
19:38before I got the call to come back home.
19:41Shit, well I know that you back.
19:43Your pops is on your ass.
19:44Man, this nigga act like I'm not already
19:47a professional athlete.
19:49Shit, Coach Porter always been tough.
19:51As tough as they come.
19:53I mean, that's good though.
19:55That's probably why you got all them good opportunities.
19:58I don't know, this women's league
19:59seems like it's about to be serious.
20:01I gotta get to that bag.
20:03Shit, I know that's right.
20:04That's what's up.
20:06Congrats on that.
20:07Appreciate you.
20:11Anyways, where the hoes at?
20:13Yeah, hoes.
20:15Yeah, I couldn't tell you.
20:16I've been laying low.
20:18I ain't got no action.
20:20Nigga, stop lying.
20:22Nigga, I ain't had no hoes since you.
20:26Yeah, right.
20:27Nah, I'm fucking with you.
20:29Yeah, exactly.
20:30So what you got up for tonight?
20:32You trying to hit the studio with me and Bex?
20:34Nah, I'm in the house tonight.
20:38K-O in the house ass nigga.
20:40You must got a little shorty or something.
20:43What make you think that?
20:44Every time you go into hibernation,
20:47it's because you got a little situation.
20:50Man.
20:52You don't know me.
20:55Oh, I don't know you?
20:58I know you like to be in the house
20:59to keep your little secret safe.
21:03Nah, man.
21:05You're just laying low.
21:08Well, I'm back home and I'm outside.
21:11Hit my wine when you drink it.
21:13I'm out.
21:14All right, nigga.
21:20Baby, tell me what you're asking for.
21:22I'm feeling like we had it all.
21:25Do you want to step on my hand
21:26and go basketball and break this up?
21:29I don't know that, baby.
21:31I don't know.
21:32I'm so nice and friendly.
21:34I need to in the sky.
21:36Oh, I'm trying to sit.
21:37That's thirsty.
21:39Oof.
21:40Damn, long days you about to ask me.
21:43Oh, shit.
21:44I remember you.
21:46You Bruce's girl.
21:47And I remember you, too, unfortunately.
21:50Damn.
21:51What's up with the energy?
21:57So what's up with you and Bruce?
21:59Y'all good?
22:02Y'all break up yet?
22:03I do.
22:04Are you fucking with me right now?
22:06What?
22:07Because what you mean are we good
22:08have we broke up?
22:09You trying to be fucking funny?
22:11No, I'm just making conversation.
22:12Well, your nigga bitch girlfriend
22:14or whoever the fuck she is to you
22:16was fucking on my man.
22:17And that's why we broke up.
22:19How the fuck is that for some conversation?
22:23Wait, hold on.
22:24What are you talking about?
22:25Calm down.
22:25Don't tell me to fucking calm down.
22:27Matter of fact, get the fuck out of my face.
22:29Baby, chill out.
22:30I'm not your fucking baby.
22:31Get the fuck out of my face
22:32before I punch you in yours, bitch.
22:34First of all, I ain't no bitch.
22:36We not doing that.
22:40And what do you mean Reese was fucking your man?
22:42Don't act stupid.
22:44It was probably fucking Bruce's dumb ass too.
23:10No, when the seasons change.
23:13Things get strange.
23:15Feelings drain.
23:16I won't put that blame on you.
23:19You.
23:23Keep telling me that you need your space.
23:26Plead your case.
23:27If you keep this pace.
23:29You gon' see a shame on you.
23:32You.
23:33Mmm.
23:35Yeah.
23:36Yeah.
23:36How can I not?
23:37How can I not?
23:38Save you a spot.
23:43Yeah.
23:45Baby, tell me what you asking for.
23:47I'm feeling like we had it all.
23:50We was up like Adderall.
23:52But what goes up, girl, has to fall.
23:55Tell me what's the matter.
23:56You been fighting all night.
23:57I don't know who's the matter.
23:58It felt like we lost our head.
24:00To the max.
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