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00:02The lady with the plug, he's trying to fend them off, the lady shoots, he scores!
00:07Fred the win, Fred the win!
00:12Hannah, Hannah, we won.
00:29Oh, excuse me, gentlemen, the UN has declared an international band emergency, and they say that my dad is the
00:35only man for the job.
00:35An international band emergency? Have they called Prince?
00:38They tried, but he's famously dead.
00:40Good God, this is worse than I thought. Sorry, guys.
00:43You're so weird. Also, can we have Jerry Fane on the way home?
00:47What? Are you saying the international band emergency was a ruse? Is Prince even dead?
00:52Anne, honey, you were phenomenal.
00:55Uh, how was I?
00:57You were okay, too.
00:59Oh, yes.
01:01Okay, can I help you?
01:02I just want to know how your new song is coming along.
01:06Must be going well, because you missed three cues tonight.
01:08The muse waits for no one.
01:10Oh, can you just play clarinet? Because we're looking for a new alternate first chair.
01:17Just right, Hannah.
01:26Hannah, I'm going to skip the game today.
01:28Got an extra monster cookie at the moment.
01:31Hannah?
01:33Babe, you okay?
01:35Yeah, yeah, sorry. I'm...
01:38I'm not super hungry.
01:39Uh, don't worry about me. I'm good.
01:41Okay. Love you.
02:01Look at those smug motherfuckers.
02:03The 10-game streak ends now.
02:05Not if their new center has anything to say about it.
02:07Please, he's been skating in fucking cornfields.
02:09Iowa or whatever.
02:10Indiana. Kid's fast as fuck. Physical, too.
02:12Doesn't matter. Nothing's getting past us.
02:16Yeah, see? Sims gets it.
02:19Okay, let's go.
02:23He also doesn't back down from right now.
02:26Sims get it.
02:27Shit.
02:27Upper Graham's mad early.
02:29No pressure, man.
02:37Garrett.
02:38Good to see you.
02:43Looks like you got a tough one out there today.
02:45Feeling good?
02:46Yeah, you know what? Don't worry about me.
02:48I'm ready.
02:48Sorry. I left my phone in the car.
02:50That's okay.
02:51Hi, Garrett.
02:52Garrett.
02:57Cindy?
02:58Good luck out there today.
03:00Yeah. Thanks.
03:05Thanks.
03:33Sean, I am so sorry that you had to find out like that.
03:35I never meant to hurt your feelings.
03:37But also, literally, how dare you suggest that I'm incapable of being alone?
03:40Like, so fucked with you, Sean. So fucked.
03:43Again, could not be more sorry.
03:44Please just, like, call me back or text me or...
03:46Please hang up or press one to re-record.
03:52Oh!
03:52Allie, what are you doing here?
03:54Uh, this is the drama building.
03:55I'm in the correct place.
03:56What are you doing here?
03:57This is perfect. You're not busy, right? I need a huge favor.
03:59No, well, sorry. I can't take on anyone else's stress today.
04:02I'm emotionally wrong. I'm the shell of a woman.
04:04Okay. Thank you, Ira.
04:07You too, Ira.
04:09Hi, Ira.
04:10Sorry about that. Ira is not great at ending conversations.
04:13Joe, this is Allie. Allie...
04:15You're Joanna Maxwell.
04:15Yeah, Allie's a fan.
04:17Nice to meet you.
04:18Wait, are you Allie Hayes?
04:20Don't we have the same agent?
04:22You know who I am.
04:24Joanna Maxwell knows who I am.
04:25Well, you can just call me Joe.
04:26Yo, respectfully, there is literally no way I can make that happen.
04:29Joanna's back here doing a masterclass with the seniors because she's so famous.
04:32Definitely not famous.
04:34And because she's so famous, she has this big self-tape.
04:35It's a same-day audition.
04:37Last time I read with Joe, I got in trouble for my voice being stiff and distracting.
04:40So I thought that maybe you could read with her, Allie, so I could go do literally anything else.
04:45What?
04:46Beau, you don't just ask someone to be your reader.
04:48There's an etiquette, fool.
04:50Sorry about him.
04:51I couldn't ask you to do that.
04:52I would derail your entire day.
04:53No, no, no, derail it.
04:54Please.
04:54Like, seriously, it is not a problem.
04:56I would be honored to read with the Joanna Maxwell.
05:03This is it, folks.
05:04The star of our long-awaited game with St. A's and our new setter, Aaron DeWayne.
05:11And we're underway here in the first.
05:13Hawks take possession.
05:16Oh, shit.
05:17Brutal hit from Aaron Delaney.
05:19Seems the new guy's fitting right in with St. A's legendary trash-talking bullies.
05:25Whoa, how is that not a penalty?
05:27Hawks should be gained possession.
05:29Gran starts out from behind his own net and...
05:31Oh, Delaney says nope.
05:33He shoots and beats St. A's blocker side to the goal.
05:37Come on, Gran.
05:38It's not fun if you don't fight back.
05:39Fuck you.
05:41Take it easy, princess.
05:43Woo!
05:44Hey, come on, bro.
05:46Shake it off.
05:46You got this.
05:48Leslie, where are you?
06:04Just right, Hannah.
06:33What are you doing?
06:54well that wasn't the first period i was looking for graham delaney's shadowing you move the puck
06:59look at birdie and dean you got two periods left your turnovers are killing us don't worry about
07:03us we're good fuck that i'm not good let's just work as a team and try not to do it
07:07all ourselves
07:08no more one-on-one sloppiness i got it okay fine hey cut the attitude graham i mean it
07:17hey the lady's trying to take you out of the game so take the defenders out too as soon as
07:20the puck
07:20comes near you just get rid of who died and made you coach i'm out there too man okay then
07:24worry
07:24about yourself right okay fine i don't know what your problem is but i suggest you do whatever it
07:31takes to work it out fucking quick
08:10you
08:14you
08:15you
08:16you
08:16you
08:25you
08:30you
08:31you
08:32you
08:33you
08:33you
08:39you
08:46you
08:48you
08:54you
09:00you
09:15you
09:16you
09:27you
09:32you
09:33emptiness of time wow you
09:36you're incredible ah i would hope so that's why i'm here right
09:44you okay i finally get it when you said right music that lets people in like just now i i
09:51didn't know
09:52it was about your son but i felt it
09:55you
09:56that's a sweet compliment
09:58just having a
09:59hard time taking it because of the
10:02general melancholy
10:04uh it's
10:05it's just i don't think i could ever
10:07write anything that comes close to doing that
10:09come on that's not true
10:10no it is
10:12i can't do what you do
10:15letting people in
10:16Anna
10:16no it's okay um
10:17i made a mistake
10:19trying to do this
10:20anyway uh it it's been an honor
10:22to be a part of your class
10:23i really hope we can keep in touch
10:24not on my
10:25student email
10:25cuz if i don't do the showcase
10:27then i i won't be here next semester
10:28but um
10:29i'll send you my old one
10:30it's a yahoo
10:31for some reason
10:32whoa whoa whoa whoa hold up
10:33hannah hannah hannah hannah
10:34just if you if you don't
10:35come back here
10:36right now
10:37okay
10:39i'm still your advisor
10:40for as long as you're here
10:40so
10:41talk to me
10:43get your money's worth
10:45i have been doing this a while
10:49i
10:49like doesn't it hurt
10:53doesn't what hurt
10:54like
10:55ripping yourself open
10:57over and over again
10:59letting people see all the weird
11:00jagged pieces of you
11:03is that what it feels like
11:04yeah well it doesn't feel good
11:06i don't subscribe to the notion that art has to be painful
11:09in fact it done right
11:11allowing people into our truth
11:13that can even be healing
11:15i don't i don't know about that
11:19in in my experience
11:22whenever i tell someone my truth
11:25it ends badly
11:28well that doesn't mean we have to close ourselves off for good
11:31it doesn't
11:31no
11:32but that just means we have to cling to the people who see us
11:35and smile
11:36there has to be someone like that in your life right
11:44yeah
11:45yeah
11:45yeah
11:46yeah there is
11:46then with love
11:48what the hell are you doing here talking to me
11:50he's taking up my rehearsal time
11:52yeah
11:53you're
11:53you're right sorry
11:54um
11:54i'm gonna
11:58thank you
11:59thank you david
12:00hey tom
12:07hey
12:08hey
12:08hey it's me um
12:08are you okay
12:09or
12:10did i do something wrong
12:12just
12:12you said you were coming
12:13and you're not here
12:14and
12:15i really wish
12:17you were
12:17here
12:19you always helped me get out of my head
12:20and
12:22i could just really use a
12:23coach welsey
12:24pep talk right now
12:25so
12:26yeah
12:27just
12:29uh
12:29if you could
12:30just let me know you're okay
12:33i'm here
12:36okay
12:39at the end of the second
12:40briar's trail in 3-1
12:41you can tell
12:42Graham is frustrated with this incessant coverage
12:45fuck you
12:46fuck you
12:47you got longan
12:48come on man
12:49get rid of it
12:49you got longan
12:50move it
12:50you can't keep up daddy boy
12:52fuck
12:54someone hold garrett's hair back as he is getting sloppy
12:57go go go
12:59delaney banks the puck to himself past Graham and breaks up the ice
13:01no
13:02fuck
13:02delaney sends the puck behind the hot's net
13:04the hot's are on their heels again
13:05the pass comes out front to delaney and
13:17what an absolutely brutal hit from delaney and a brutal end to the second period for the hawks
13:22birdie sure got his bell rung
13:24let's hope he's okay
13:27what are you doing birdie
13:28everything's so fucking right
13:30okay
13:31you're not going back in
13:32rogers
13:33you're up
13:33i'm gonna put you on d for the third
13:35me
13:36yeah just keep your feet moving
13:37can you rent this?
13:39yeah i'll look out for him coach
13:43fuck Evan Delaney man
13:44there's no way that was an accident
13:45we knew exactly what he was doing
13:46okay
13:47guys anything can happen in 20 minutes
13:49maybe we switch to a 1-2-2 trap to really cut off their outlets and put the pressure
13:52it won't work
13:54it doesn't matter what we do
13:55we were already getting our asses kicked before birdie got domed
13:57we know what the problem is
13:58you got something to say?
14:00you know you're locked off
14:01i told you to get rid of it
14:02come on bro
14:02everyone is thinking it
14:04garrett graham's gotta do it all by himself and now we're down by two
14:06stay in your lane
14:07guys come on it's not that deep
14:08no it fucking is for some of us dean it is that deep
14:11i'm not gonna let us lose this game because phil graham's son gets to do whatever he fucking wants
14:16you know what the fuck you're talking about
14:18hey hey hey
14:19calm down
14:21we're on the same team g
14:23don't you get that
14:25you're not the only one who can play hockey
14:26you're not the only one who's been busting their ass
14:28and you're not the only one who wants to beat these motherfuckers
14:33we are on the same team
14:35bro can just give him a second to calm down
14:36let me fucking help Tucker
15:01hey
15:03need a pep talk
15:05shh
15:05what's going on
15:07are you okay where were you
15:08i'm fine
15:08i called but you didn't
15:10no i know i'm
15:11i'm sorry i should have texted
15:12i i was dealing with something that kind of took over for a minute there
15:15um but i'm i'm here now
15:16you're dealing with what are you okay
15:18yeah i'm fine
15:19okay
15:20just
15:21you know it didn't matter as much as being here
15:23for you
15:27please just text me next time
15:29i was worried about you
15:30i know
15:31i know
15:36okay
15:37focus up
15:38graham what's going on out there
15:39everything
15:41i'm playing like shit
15:42getting pressured like crazy
15:43making stupid mistakes
15:45everybody's counting on me to be in control
15:46but i just got in a stupid fight with logan
15:49because
15:51your dad's here
15:55with cindy
16:00we can't let him win
16:02it gives him power
16:03this is how we win
16:04we just
16:04we show up and we live our lives
16:06okay
16:06we can do that
16:08right
16:09yeah
16:11and as for everything else
16:12we can just start with the small stuff and work your way up
16:14small stuff
16:15yeah
16:15whatever that means for hockey
16:17i guess the small stuff could be stop playing like shit
16:20okay
16:20yeah i can do that
16:23delaney's kicking my ass out guys a fucking monster
16:25hmm
16:30wellzy
16:32are you sure you're okay
16:35yeah yeah yeah i'm
16:40i'm good
16:40i promise
16:44okay
16:45okay
16:55hey grandma
17:01i love you
17:04i love you too
17:06i love you too
17:07i love you too
17:30i love you too
17:32Graham and Delaney, meet Centerized. Ready to start the final period.
17:40What? Nothing to say to this thing?
17:53Hey, that hit was bullshit, man. You all right?
17:55Yeah, yeah. Let's go. I got you.
17:59Hawks in their own zone.
18:00Make the sport track recover the puck and get it back to the point.
18:03Touch the flexion by Tucker, gets the puck back to Graham.
18:05But can he get past Delaney?
18:07Graham puts on the brakes. Spins and tucks.
18:09Tucker shoots.
18:11He shoots!
18:12Go!
18:14Yes, go! Yes, go!
18:18Good pass, Julie!
18:20Let's go!
18:26Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
18:28Okay, Briar, looks like we've decided to get off our knees and stop sucking.
18:31Oh, my God!
18:32Oh, my God!
18:35Oh, my God!
18:36Oh, my God!
18:37Oh, my God!
18:43Oh, my God!
18:44Oh, my God!
18:44Cut!
18:45Wow. Okay, holding back tears?
18:47I mean, such a smart choice.
18:49Beau wasn't kidding.
18:50You really are a much better reader than he is.
18:53And you have cuter clothes.
18:54Thank you for this, by the way.
18:55Oh, of course.
18:57but it is just so fun to be hanging out someone who's like actually doing the thing you know
19:01you're auditioning for a tv show on your day off from broadway it's so chic oh i think you'd feel
19:06differently if you saw me hiding my pin curls under an old baseball hat with my falsies barely
19:10hanging on oh and you've got to know how cool that sounds probably's hard dude it's like i know
19:17i'm super lucky but oh my god i'm also so exhausted i don't have time for anyone my dating
19:23life isn't shambles with that i can relate to oh i smell token straight boy drama in the theater
19:30department yeah it's like can we still be peers in the industry even if i tell you all my messy
19:38bullshit oh that's literally the only way we'll be peers in the industry
19:43my ex like found out i hooked up with someone and just got like all scrunch-faced and like
19:48just basically accused me of not being able to be alone oh boys are so silly
19:54so you fucked a little it's not like you're in a new relationship thank you i've hooked up with
19:58this new guy a couple of times but this isn't about him it's about me i am capable of being
20:02single
20:03yeah i mean you're sleeping with other people too right
20:08totally
20:12except except you're not it's okay it'd be different if you and this new guy were
20:16next thing all the time or had like cute gross nicknames or something like that
20:24oh no you do so how long have you been hooking up with new guy like a month
20:31ish bitch i hate to break it to you you're in another relationship oh my god oh my god hey
20:37i can
20:37see i've caused some turmoil here we need to get off campus somewhere with alcohol
20:48hey can i do an old fashion
20:52thank you
20:54nice fake
20:56excuse me
20:57just saying that's not the worst one i've seen
21:00oh no no this this is real
21:03please i work at a bar
21:04i can spot one like five booths away
21:05maybe you need new glasses because it's definitely not fake
21:12your name is carter st james the fifth
21:17yeah nobody's named that that's named from glee
21:20well i guess i'm lucky they don't ask too many questions here
21:24i guess i am too
21:30what are you doing that guy was hitting on you
21:34so
21:36look you want to prove you're not in a relationship best way to do that is to sleep with someone
21:41new
21:41who you'll never see again i don't think uh hopping to yet another man is the answer
21:45you're a relationship girly right best way to get over that is to have no strings patched fun but
21:50there legit has to be no strings and that guy has no fucking strings written all over him
22:00i don't know having sex with someone and not getting to know them at all like
22:04doesn't that feel a little
22:06slutty
22:07yeah that's part of it
22:08i was gonna say meaningless
22:10ali you are in college you have the rest of your life to have meaningful sex
22:14don't you want to know what being single and slutty has to offer you
22:20hey you with the cheekbones hey hey hey what are you doing
22:30what's up
22:31if my friend wanted to have really hot meaningless sex with you but the only caveat was that you
22:35couldn't learn anything about each other and you had to promise not to call her after
22:39would you be cool with that oh yeah most definitely
22:43great buy your drink this one's mine now
22:50what do you say
22:55coming out of the last time out with two minutes left it's looking real good for the
22:58hawks graham and logan have been having a blast out there we love that for them and more importantly
23:02we love it for me
23:14that's what i'm talking about let's go baby
23:16any final words who isn't cap let's win this thing let's go
23:19this is it folks it's looking like the last face off of the game
23:23hey man everything they say is true
23:26playing against you has been really fun
23:29playing against you
23:29yeah all right
23:33graham you know what's going to be even better than me beating you what's that
23:42beating you in front of that lying
23:43you
23:45you
23:55you
24:00you
24:03Go!
24:05Go!
24:08Go!
24:10Go!
24:10Go!
24:11Go!
24:32Go!
24:53What are they gonna do?
24:55The NCAA?
24:57Guess we'll find out.
25:01Aren't you gonna yell at me or something?
25:02Why would I yell at you if I need you to actually hear me?
25:07Coach? Garrett?
25:09You're on the brink of greatness.
25:11But I can't help you get there if you're not in it for the right reasons.
25:15And after that hot-headed bullshit?
25:17I'm not sure that you are.
25:22Either way, I won't condone that kind of behavior on my eyes.
25:26As of now, you're suspended for four games.
25:42I'm actually buried in a suit.
25:44You're in the head.
25:44I'm actually buried in another room.
25:49Do you know what it is?!
25:57The air is coming in now.
25:58What you are on the other side.
25:58No, we have an agreement.
26:00I don't win, you don't talk to me.
26:01All right, clearly this is an exception.
26:04Hang on, just listen.
26:06I'm proud of you.
26:15What?
26:15That was some tough old-school hockey.
26:19I just got suspended.
26:21Four games.
26:22Yeah, that is not ideal.
26:24But hey, it happens, right?
26:25You get worked up, you lose your cool.
26:27Part of the game.
26:27But shit will rain down, though.
26:29NCAA will be on your ass.
26:31But don't worry.
26:32I'll call the Bruins.
26:33I'll take care of this.
26:34No one will keep Phil Graham's son off the ice.
26:39So that's it, huh?
26:42Excuse me?
26:44As long as I have Graham on my back,
26:46I can just beat people up with no consequences for the rest of my life.
26:51Like you.
26:54I don't know what you're talking about.
26:56Yes, you do.
27:00You know, I don't remember you complaining about being a Graham
27:03when you landed the best coaches,
27:04when you got on the best teams with the best equipment.
27:06The best bruises.
27:08Right?
27:09Easy to write it off when your kid plays such a violent sport.
27:11I did what I had to.
27:12That's fucking bullshit.
27:14And you know it.
27:15I don't want to hear what a terrible dad I was for making you tough.
27:18For wanting you to have the best.
27:20Oh, fuck you.
27:20You don't want the best for me.
27:21It was never about me.
27:22Of course it was.
27:22You're about to play for the Bruins.
27:24I made that happen.
27:26You can hate the name on the back of your jersey all you want,
27:29but it doesn't make you better than me.
27:31It just makes you ungrateful.
27:34I will never be like you.
27:38You already are.
27:43Stay the fuck away from me.
27:46Stop calling.
27:47Stop coming to my games.
27:48We're fucking done.
28:11What the hell, Garrett?
28:12I really can't do this right now.
28:13Can you please just get in the car?
28:14No, what was that?
28:15Are you serious?
28:17You're mad at me?
28:20You lied to me, Hannah.
28:22I didn't lie to you.
28:23You did.
28:23You looked me in the eye and you told me you were okay.
28:25You promised me you were okay.
28:27You just had to make it through one game.
28:28Oh, my God.
28:29No, one hour.
28:30That's it.
28:31I had to go back out there and play against that piece of shit.
28:35Do you not trust me or what?
28:36Aaron, you lost your shit on him.
28:37You didn't hear what he said.
28:38I know what he fucking said.
28:42What?
28:43Did he call me a whore?
28:44A liar?
28:44That I wanted it?
28:46Who cares?
28:47I heard it every day in high school.
28:48I wasn't just going to stand there and listen.
28:51I was fucking defending you.
28:52Well, I didn't ask you to do that.
28:54I didn't want you to.
28:55I didn't want anyone to.
28:58People in ransom didn't just turn on me, Garrett.
29:01They turned on my family.
29:02My parents lost friends.
29:04My dad got fired.
29:05You want to know why I didn't tell you?
29:07It's because every time I tell someone the truth, it fucks everything up.
29:09It ruins people's lives.
29:11And it happened again.
29:12No.
29:13My life isn't...
29:14No, tell me you didn't just put your season at risk.
29:16Your future with the ruins.
29:19How do you think that makes me feel?
29:21You blow this all up for me.
29:22What do you want me to say, Hannah?
29:23Do you want me to apologize?
29:24Say I'm sorry?
29:24I'm not.
29:25I could face that asshole a hundred times and one hundred fucking times.
29:27I would beat the shit out of him again.
29:28Yeah, well, that scares me, Garrett.
29:32It scares me that you would risk everything for me when I'm telling you it's not what I want.
29:36I worked so fucking hard to put it all behind me.
29:42I scare you?
29:44What?
29:45No.
29:46What?
29:46Of course not.
29:47That's what you said.
29:48Garrett, you're not listening to me.
29:49Fuck.
29:53My dad was right.
29:55You're what?
29:56This is who I am, Hannah.
29:59This is just how I'm programmed.
30:01No, you're not.
30:02You're not Phil.
30:03I am.
30:03I fucking am.
30:05Do you think I like being like this?
30:13You know, maybe not right now, but someday, you're going to look at me the same way Cindy looked at
30:18me.
30:21And that would kill me, Hannah.
30:24Garrett.
30:26Garrett!
30:26No, no.
30:27I'm not good for you.
30:30You shouldn't be.
30:32This is over.
30:38This needs to be over.
30:49God, God.
30:58No, God.
31:05God, Mom.
31:06God.
31:14I don't know.
31:42Just wait, Hannah.
32:14I just want you to write down what happened in your own words, okay?
32:50I just want you to write down what happened in your own words.
33:02Hannah, honey, I'll tell you what.
33:04I am missing my euchre partner right about now.
33:05Hannah, save me.
33:06I bet the house.
33:08Dad says hi.
33:09What's up?
33:11Mom.
33:14Hannah?
33:15Is something wrong?
33:18Yeah, my bike.
33:19My bike is wrong.
33:22Okay.
33:23We can fix the bike.
33:26I don't think we can, Mom.
33:28Is she okay?
33:34Okay.
33:34Tell me.
33:35Why can't we fix your bike?
33:39Because, because, um, because I lost my scholarship.
33:43I'm going to need you to connect some dots, honey.
33:47No, I wasn't going to tell you because I wanted to figure it out on my own.
33:50Um, so I was, I was going to win the pop showcase and get another scholarship.
33:55But Garrett and I broke up because he played state eights and he got into a fight and it's
33:59all my fault and now I have to walk home.
34:01Okay.
34:02Okay.
34:02Breathe.
34:05Breathe.
34:11So, a lot to unpack there.
34:14Let's start with the small stuff and work our way up.
34:18Okay?
34:20First off, let us figure out the money.
34:22We always do.
34:23Don't worry about the grant.
34:25We will find a way for you to be at Breyer next semester.
34:27How can I not worry about it when it's my fault?
34:32I'm the reason that you can't afford it in the first place.
34:34Like, I'm the reason for the therapy bills and the lawyer.
34:38Garrett, I ruined your lives and I'm sorry.
34:41I'm so sorry.
34:43I'm sorry.
34:45What did you do wrong?
34:52What?
34:53Well, if you're feeling guilty, then it must mean that you did something wrong.
34:59So, what is it exactly?
35:08I should have...
35:09You went to a party, Sweet Pea.
35:12You were a high school kid who had a drink.
35:14That's all.
35:15You didn't do anything wrong, Hannah.
35:19That night and everything that happened after, that is not on you.
35:23There's nothing that you could have or should have done.
35:28And as far as ruining our lives.
35:31I am fine and so is your dad.
35:34Despite being terrible at you, girl.
35:36Good.
35:39Yeah, he really is so bad.
35:42He's the worst.
35:43Okay.
35:44But I love him.
35:46And we love you.
35:47So, will you let us do our jobs and take care of you?
35:53Are you nodding?
35:56Yeah.
35:56Yeah, I'm nodding.
35:59Good.
36:06So, how's your ice?
36:08Oh, uh...
36:09Yeah, it's good.
36:10Good ice.
36:12Okay, did you change your mind?
36:13It feels like you changed your mind.
36:14No, no, I'm super into this.
36:16Okay.
36:17Promise.
36:18Right.
36:21You're kind of a shit liar.
36:24But the benefit of being strangers is you don't owe me anything, right?
36:28You know?
36:30It's really not you.
36:31You are very charming.
36:33And have the kind of body that suggests you work out on federal holidays.
36:36Well, I take Memorial Day off.
36:38Only human.
36:39Okay.
36:42It's just...
36:44It has recently come to my attention that I'm a serial monogamist.
36:46Um, which I don't want to be.
36:48You know, I love love, but I also love sex.
36:50And I don't want to not have one just because I'm waiting for the other.
36:52Sure.
36:53Which is why I became involved with someone.
36:57You have a boyfriend.
36:58Oh, oh my god, no.
36:58No.
36:59Can you imagine?
37:00But we are, at the very least, something.
37:03Like, some weird, baffling thing.
37:06More weird or baffling than this conversation?
37:09Okay.
37:09Well, I'm trying to explain myself to you, Carter St. James.
37:12Sorry, sorry.
37:13Continue.
37:14I want to have hot, meaningless sex.
37:16I do.
37:16But the last time I tried, I just ended up hurting someone that I really care about.
37:21So, I just, I want to do it the right way this time.
37:25Yeah, I get that.
37:27You do?
37:31God, I'm going to have to go back and tell the living theater legend that I'm not fun
37:35and I can't be slutty.
37:40Okay.
37:42Here's what's going to happen.
37:43I'm going to kiss you.
37:44You're going to kiss me back.
37:45Pull my hair just where you sell it.
37:47And then you can go back to your clearly very invested friend.
37:53And you can brag about how hot, meaningless it was.
37:58Okay?
37:58One kiss and I'm bragging.
38:00Oh.
38:01It's going to be a really good fucking kiss.
38:05Bullshit.
38:07There's no way to find out.
38:12There's no way to find out.
38:51Go the fuck off.
38:53Making out with a hot stranger at the bar?
38:55Who is she?
38:56I am she.
38:56She is me.
38:58I'm actually so proud I could cry.
39:00You have to admit, you had fun.
39:31I'm not fun.
39:36No, what's going on with you, bro?
39:40Where'd that come from?
39:42I don't want to talk about it.
39:45You never do.
39:50Yeah, I just thought that, you know, maybe.
40:03You know, for a second there, I thought we were on the same team again.
40:17When someone tells me they're from Massachusetts, now I always ask what, what?
40:25I wonder if you kept the pilgrim ashtray that still brought it on your bar cart.
40:33Couldn't make a grand off of the chain you bought me, but goddamn, it's not for sale.
40:41When someone asks me who's my favorite bad man, I'll think of you as a Christian man.
40:48As long as I live, I'll remember the names of your favorite fears when you're in your games.
40:56The look on your face when you turn 26, and your dad got you stoned, yeah, that one's gonna stick.
41:04You broke me to pieces, but I root for you even.
41:08Oh, everything went up in flames.
41:11I'll never forget how I root for your games.
41:16And all of your times are your video games.
41:20Oh, your video games.
41:23Oh, your video games.
41:28Pick up your phrases, now I say it's a thesis, but it always sounds so fake.
41:40Pick up your phrases, now I say it's a thesis, now I say it's a thesis, but it always sounds
41:44so fake.
41:44It's getting darker, so I turn you down, but I can't turn you up.
41:50Girl, as long as I live I'll remember the names of your favorite beers and your video games
41:59The look on your face when you turn 26 and your dad got too stoned, yeah that one's gonna stick
42:06You broke me to pieces but I root for you even though everything went up in flames
42:14I'll never forget how I root for you, Gazer, you're one of guitars, all your video games, all your video
42:23games
42:26All your video games
42:49At least I'm treading water, not about to drown
42:53I'm not trying to find you, babe, you're just around
42:57Everything reminds me of you even now, even now, even now
43:04As long as I live I'll remember the names of your favorite beers and your video games
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43:16You set the bar, you're gonna stick
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