DANI DANIELS GETS C*MSHOT IN HER EYE

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00:00:00I know you're a bush girl. I am. No disrespect to the bush but for me you know I grew

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00:01:31your favorite podcast. This is Pillow Talk. I'm your host Ryan Pauno. The number one adult show in the

00:01:35world. Number three comedy podcast in the world. We thank you for tuning in every week. By the way

00:01:39we read the comments. We check everything and every fucking episode for the past year. Please get

00:01:46Danny Daniels. Please get Danny. We see it. It's a tough comment. It's okay to love Danny Daniels. We got

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00:01:51engage with the video we're posting. But we do appreciate it dearly. So guess what? We showed

00:01:57up on game day and we wanted to be very special. It's not because I was told to. It's because

00:02:01I

00:02:01wanted to. We did no co-host today. It's because I was told to. But we showed up with your

00:02:09dream

00:02:09and I presume this is the biggest episode of all time. I'm looking down at the millions of views

00:02:14right now. Danny Daniels in the building. You gotta come around to hype me up every time.

00:02:20I like. You're a good hype man. I'm into it. You're clearly good at everything. They love you.

00:02:26Oh that's very sweet. Like you are more loved maybe than anyone in the industry. I give a lot

00:02:31of love back. So. That's what it is. You better love me. You better fucking love me. Because most girls.

00:02:36I get on my knees for you. You better fucking love me. True. Why do the fans obsess over you

00:02:41so much?

00:02:41Obviously you're beautiful. I don't know. They're obsessed with you. I don't know. I have a really

00:02:46good really good fan base. You really do. Solid. But it must also get a little dark sometimes because

00:02:51they're so obsessed. Yeah. I've seen movies about this shit. I got some creepy weirdos. I got some creepy

00:02:55weirdos for sure. I've seen Taken before. You know. I've had stalkers. It's not so fun. Tell us about that.

00:03:00Like how bad? I've had a. I'm looking. I'm like can I tell the story legally? Okay.

00:03:06I had a female fan live outside my house for three weeks in New York. Live outside your house?

00:03:12Well like live outside my building. Like a homeless person? Like she had bags of like suitcases. I was

00:03:20like living outside of my building for three weeks. Every day I would wake up. She'd be outside. Every night

00:03:25before I went to bed. So she slept on the street? I don't know. Okay. I don't know. But I

00:03:30don't

00:03:30know if she like went to a hotel and then came. I don't know. But yeah. I think she doesn't

00:03:34have

00:03:34any money because she subs to all your OnlyFans. I'm just draining her dry. Yeah. She goes. No I

00:03:39think she was scammed. I think she was scammed. Like I think someone was pretending to be me and

00:03:43like pretending to be in a relationship with her. Oh my god. And like she thought she was like in

00:03:47a

00:03:47relationship and so we had to get like the police involved. Did you ever just say hi? Grace her with

00:03:51your Danny Daniels presence? Actually fuck. You think I'm gonna get shot? It's true. Or abducted? Didn't go well for

00:03:57John Lennon. Look I only play a

00:03:59sex slave for fun. Not in real life. No no no. Okay. But besides that all they're all pretty

00:04:04respectful. Your fans? Oh yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. Okay good. I'm I'm a little intimidating and

00:04:08people fuck with me. I'm. Yeah you are a little scary but you've been so nice to us. So we

00:04:12appreciate it. You crossed your legs when I said that. You got a little nervous. Yeah. Yeah. We don't like

00:04:17intimidating women. All right. I'm learning a lot about you. They're scary. I just. I'm learning a lot. I'm

00:04:22thinking you might like it. I think I'm a little feminine male maybe. I don't know. Is that what it

00:04:25is? Maybe you're just like a

00:04:26super sub. So you truly are a lesbian before you're straight right? Like if there is a meter

00:04:31it's like 51 for girls. I'm pretty pretty down the pretty 50-50 bi. Pretty because you love

00:04:38you love pussy and I love dick. You love both. Yeah. But you got into the industry just wanting to

00:04:44fuck girls. I did. I look at women like I'm like most men as an object. I have I have

00:04:50to be connected

00:04:50to men. Women I'll just fuck if they're hot. Okay. So I got in the industry because I wanted to

00:04:56fuck girls. Yeah. So you understand why guys are fuck boys. I get it. I totally get it. Well

00:05:01that's so nice to hear. I too was a fuck boy. Yeah you're a fuck boy. Yes. Yep. Yep. So

00:05:08at what point

00:05:09because what you did your first scene was three girls. Four total. You plus three. Elegant

00:05:14Angel I believe it was. Danny Daniels. No you lost a point. That was the second one. We lived

00:05:17together. Oh. Wait it was a girl you lived with? No. No no no no. It was a reality king's

00:05:24company. It was

00:05:25reality king's and then it was elegant angel. I apologize. Those were the first two. That's okay.

00:05:29Okay. You knew the scene though. You knew the scene. Right. You knew the scene. Poor girls. Yeah.

00:05:33So you started with just vagina. I did. And at what point did you say let's get one of those

00:05:37big

00:05:38hard ones. You know I started meeting enough guys on set that I could stand for more than five

00:05:43minutes that I was like I could fuck that guy I guess. That's fine. So it came to personality. Well

00:05:48like

00:05:48when I was in the industry on the mainstream side of the industry like it was you had a no

00:05:53list if you

00:05:53didn't want to work with anybody. I had a yes list for dick. I was like this is the list

00:05:58of dick that

00:05:58I will fuck. So you like compiled and then I yeah. So it was basically like no to everyone except

00:06:03these

00:06:03guys. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It was like my dick roster. Yeah. Sometimes guys would piss me off and they

00:06:08would like sit the bench for a little bit. Right. And I'd let them back in the game. You're the

00:06:12GM of

00:06:12your yes list. Yes. Yes. So who's like your starter? My starter? You know who's your franchise player? Oh god.

00:06:19Oh god. Um. Who's your Michael Jordan? My my I mean if I don't say Johnny I mean it's Johnny.

00:06:25It's

00:06:26Johnny. Johnny's like my he wasn't my first but Johnny was just Johnny's a cool ass dude. I like

00:06:31hanging out with Johnny. So if it was a long day on set like I wouldn't care. Okay. It's like

00:06:34hanging

00:06:34out with a friend. Because some of them it's like hey man. But Johnny's dick? Not my favorite. Not

00:06:39your favorite? Not my favorite. How come? It's too straight into it. I have like a this is a lot

00:06:44of

00:06:44information. I have like a left turn going on in there and he was like too straight and like when

00:06:48you

00:06:48shoot porn you basically like fuck a vaginal wall and he would just it would just not it like our

00:06:53parts would be. So hubby hubby vic without saying has a left curved dick. It works. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

00:07:00Yeah. There's a reason why I married him. It's a good puzzle piece match going on. Will you marry me?

00:07:06And then you pull his pants down. Yes. Yes. Yes. Thank god. Yes. Thank you for that Italian sausage.

00:07:11So Johnny MJ and then who's like Scottie Pippen? So what sport is this?

00:07:18Okay. Let's speak in wrestling terms. It would be like guys like like solid right now. I'd be like

00:07:23is Johnny available? Is Ramon available? Is Kieran available? And then I'd be like those are

00:07:28probably my three starters. I love Ramon. I love Ramon. Yes. I know. He's so Spanish. I know. Get away

00:07:33with anything. Get away with anything. He just retired by the way. Sad. Two months ago.

00:07:37Well I was done with him so that's okay I guess. Fair. Fair. And you're still shooting Danny Daniels. I

00:07:42am. I am.

00:07:43And we're so grateful. Just for myself. Yes. But yeah. We're so grateful. But do we get a little Vicky

00:07:49in there? Vicky Dicky?

00:07:50I don't know. You have to subscribe and find out. True that. I mean I only fucked one guy. I'm

00:07:55sure you can do the math.

00:07:56My man. But I haven't like bought enough to see. I got I think when did we do it? A

00:08:04month ago.

00:08:04After we met at X3 is when we came and watched. But it was POV. So I'm wondering you know

00:08:09and I have

00:08:09a budget. You know I couldn't buy all the videos. I could have just sent you videos to watch. Well

00:08:13I

00:08:13appreciate it. You realize I have hard drives. Does hubby go face frontal? If it was my hubby it's

00:08:20all POV. Okay. Yeah. That's a good way to do it. I like I my best-selling videos now that

00:08:26I do my own

00:08:26stuff are all POV. Honestly like my no makeup like out of the shower like sloppy whatever is

00:08:34like naughty housewife stuff. Girlfriend experience. Yeah. Yeah. You know we want to see our wife how she

00:08:40would wake up on Sunday morning. Yeah. If I'm jerking off Sunday morning. You know what I mean? Who

00:08:44doesn't jerk off Sunday morning? Are you a morning guy? For sex? Yeah. No I don't think I do well

00:08:49in

00:08:50the morning. You know like a wake and jerk? Jerk. To jerk. Okay but do you fuck in the morning?

00:08:55Okay

00:08:55with the one night stand if I gave her a good performance the night before absolutely not because

00:08:59I want that. You want to leave on top? Yes because I'm you know I'm okay I do okay in

00:09:04bed. I'm not

00:09:05I'm not I'm not hubby Vic. You know I so if I thought okay I gave above a 7.8

00:09:12performance. Yeah. It's a

00:09:13passing grade. Yeah. Then I probably. Why do you think you're not good in bed? Are you like a quick

00:09:16popper? Are you lazy? There's a no. Or both? What's going on down there? There's a lot of

00:09:21different aspects to having sex. You take a girl home. Yeah. First time. She's doing the

00:09:25Alexa sexist to me. Really? This is why I heard I get along. I love Alexa. I love it. What

00:09:30do you do?

00:09:30What is your what's your move? Okay you want to hear how I get down and dirty in the bedroom?

00:09:34Yeah.

00:09:35Actually. Say it slowly and to the camera. Okay well first thing I do. First of all I quit smoking

00:09:43weed

00:09:43for a year. Okay. But I do love to have sex high. I feel I perform better when I'm high.

00:09:48Do you like

00:09:48feel more? I don't I don't smoke weed so I don't know. I hate being fat. Do you like feel

00:09:51more things

00:09:52down there? Yeah you feel and you get it. Wouldn't that make you cum faster? You get in the zone

00:09:55you

00:09:55stop overthinking. Do you jerk off high? Yeah VR. Oh. Makes it more realistic. Yeah yeah yeah okay. You shot

00:10:02two VR scenes in 2016 only. I did? Mm-hmm. All right. Did I have a good time? Was I

00:10:07looked up? Yeah one was by a pool

00:10:09and one was in the house. Oh yeah. Dude yeah I remember that. I remember that. It was hard because

00:10:13you can't get close. Don't try and change the subject by the way. Let's go back to you and jerking.

00:10:16They bought

00:10:16it and I watched. But back in 2016. Did you watch me high and jerk off? Yes. But back in

00:10:242016 when VR first

00:10:25popped up and all the legends did it. Because now it's just the new girls doing it. But like in

00:10:292016

00:10:30you'll see you, Mia Malkova, Bella Deja, all the goats. But they didn't know how to measure up

00:10:34the dick thing. It was weird. You want the VR to pretend it's your dick. So you want

00:10:39to pretend it's you. Wasn't it like it cut off like here or something right? On the

00:10:42guy? Yeah and it was too low. And you couldn't like touch the guy. That was a

00:10:46hard because I'm like very hands-on. Right. And you couldn't touch or make out with or do

00:10:50anything. Now they're sizing it properly. Okay. So that's nice. And they do missionary

00:10:55very well on Wank's VR. Oh. It looks. Shameless plug. Missionary. All right. All right. And it's

00:10:59like. You're a bass guy. You're a bass jerk off. What's that mean? Like guys jerk off

00:11:05differently. So some guys are bass guys. No that's just how it fits in my hand. That's

00:11:09how big it is? You bet. All right. Well now I know why you do podcasts. Terry if you

00:11:17clip that. Okay. How do I get good? The one really good tell for me with guys is if you

00:11:25can do them get them to do like a fake jerk off it tells a lot about how they actually

00:11:28jerk

00:11:28off. That's how you can dick check a guy? You're not going to lie. You're not going

00:11:31to lie. If you're like a head guy you're not going to like be like yeah and they start

00:11:34going from the bass. No. They do what they know. Wow. Oh yeah. See. See. You're going

00:11:40to do that now. That is good. See. Yeah. So you were a bass guy. So you asked guys how

00:11:44they jerk off and then you. You're probably. If I had a guess. When you jerk off you start

00:11:48from the bass and when you want to come you do full stroke. Yes. You're welcome. That's

00:11:52exactly how I do it. That's why I get awards. And do I go dry or wet? Probably. You probably

00:11:59spit on it if you're high. No. Probably dry. I'm a tight grip guy. Oh. All right. Because

00:12:04the cleanup after. Base. Yeah. You do the base. You feel like such a fucking loser. Jerking

00:12:08off. You got to clean up. You're coming no matter what. You might as well clean up some lube

00:12:10while you're at it. So I use an old t-shirt. No. And I recycle these two shirts. No. No.

00:12:15One month

00:12:16you. One month you. Do you wash. No. After like 30 days. 30 jerks. You know. Do you sell

00:12:21them? I think anyone wants to buy that. You want to make some money? Because the toilet

00:12:27paper. You know. Too many clogged toilets. Toilet paper. That just seems like it would

00:12:30like collect. Like. Every guy has their own system. Like I was a sock guy in high school.

00:12:35After you wipe it on your dirty ass shirt. Yeah. Do you at least like clean your dick

00:12:40off or is it just now like. No. Germ infested. Germ infested. All right. What do you do with

00:12:44the shirt? It lives under your bed? Yeah. Oh my God. I thought you were going to pull it

00:12:48out of your brows bag. You're like it's right here. I was like oh my God. What in the staph

00:12:55infection? If you ever come in my room you'll know you'll see there's always a white shirt

00:12:59there. I would have but now I'm concerned because the shirt. Is it white? Yeah. Because

00:13:04it can't be black because then you would know if it had stains on it. Yellow? It turns

00:13:08yellow. Yeah. You need to hydrate my friend. Maybe a couple juice cleanses. Okay. How I with

00:13:14a girl? Okay. Okay. So make out. Okay. Finger. Clit for. Is that the clit move? Uh yeah but

00:13:22go light. Circular motion. Listen. You're learning. Listen to the sounds. Is she like clockwise

00:13:26or counterclockwise. Pay attention. Communication. Do you like spell out your name while you're

00:13:30down there? Yeah. And caps. R. Y. Mark your territory. I don't go small. I go caps. Sometimes

00:13:36I go you know cursive. Okay. You finger before the clit play? No. I clit. I clit to warm

00:13:43it up. Yeah. Yeah. Then we go inside and if you've ever heard a review about me. Okay.

00:13:48Bedroom. Whatever. It was cool. He was funny. You know. He was funny? Right. Okay. Cracking

00:13:54jokes when you're like balls deep? I do. Leading up to it right after to make sure it's a good

00:13:59aura. You just like when she laughs because her fucking pussy titans. I do like the gorilla

00:14:04grip. I'm learning so much about you. I like this. I like this. The review I get on the streets.

00:14:10Ryan's. On the streets? Yeah. Ryan's a good fingerer. We. Oh. Okay. I'm good at fingering.

00:14:16So sick. So like that guy he he's a he jerks off weird and his dick's not very big but

00:14:21like

00:14:21man that guy can finger bang. That's my review. Can you make girls squirt? Yeah. You thought

00:14:27about it? Well. With the fingers? With with girls not with one night stands. Oh okay. You

00:14:32gotta like respect the squirt. No it's not. You just don't let any girl be in your bed? It's more

00:14:35about you know figuring each other out. At what point when you're dating a girl or fucking

00:14:40them do you show the shirt? When does that happen? Like is that like third fuck or first

00:14:47fuck? Like just so you know. When a girl's coming over. This is the future of your face.

00:14:51I don't I don't scrub the tub. I don't clean the toilet. I hide the shirt. You don't clean

00:14:55your toilet? Before a girl comes over? That's not priority A. Let me tell you. Let me give

00:15:00you a piece of advice. Okay. If you want to get your dick sucked make sure your toilet's

00:15:04clean because if a girl uses your bathroom and sees that you have a dirty ass toilet she's

00:15:08not gonna put her face down there. Step one I hide the shirt. Step two I hide my dick

00:15:14pills from my medicine cabinet. Why do you have dick pills? What? Every time I have

00:15:18sex. I haven't had sex without a dick pill since I don't know if I've ever had. How

00:15:25I was I was blessed to have a we're here to interview you. I know but you start telling

00:15:30me that you have a weird towel and dick pills and I'm invested. Okay. I'm invested. Yeah

00:15:37I take every time I have sex I take dick pills unless I have a girlfriend then we kind of

00:15:41slow it down. So yeah girlfriend sex. Does the dick pill like make you hard or keep you

00:15:46hard? Hmm. Is this like you're a quick popper? Okay. No it's not about the quick pops. It's

00:15:53about you know it's a performance enhancing drug. I take out of all the work I take dick

00:15:58pills to fuck. So it's pussy eating but you know. Is it? Oh yeah. You eat my pussy before

00:16:03we fuck I'm gonna fuck you 110%. Wow. And how do you like to have your pussy eaten? Like

00:16:09they enjoy it. Like they enjoy it? Yes. Oh that's interesting. As long as a guy or male

00:16:14or female legitimately like eating pussy I'm just happy you're down there. I don't even

00:16:19care. I'll just I'll just rub it on your face until I get off but I just want you to

00:16:22be happy

00:16:22to be there. Wow. So good or bad? No I just want you to like show up to work. If

00:16:27you don't

00:16:27like it I don't even like don't even try. And how do you know? It's so obvious. How do you

00:16:30know they don't like it? It's so obvious. I've fucked enough straight women to know it's

00:16:35very obvious. They're all bye though. The gay for pay. The gay for pay. You're like

00:16:39mm-hmm. And tell us the difference. Like how do you really know? Because they you know

00:16:46especially on cam they fake it. I know they like eating pussy if it's on their nose when

00:16:50they're finished. On their nose. They got in there. Exactly. Okay. Not just like a little

00:16:57one lick wonder. Okay I'll tell you this. All right we good? We switch? Yeah. I know you're

00:17:01a bush girl. I am. No disrespect to the bush. But for me you know I grew up in

00:17:07the 2000s. You like the like yeah I get it. You know. Stripper vibe. Right. I was

00:17:13seeing a girl recently who had a big bush. Yeah. Big big bush. Was it a full

00:17:17undercarriage? No. Okay. She did a triangle. Okay. And I would. Like big width or big

00:17:23out? Like she needed to trim it? Yes. Like a little. Okay. Yeah. Because how long do you

00:17:27go? Like this maybe? Is it the winter? Like do I need to stay warm? You live in Miami.

00:17:35No I it's I keep it like anywhere between like here and here. Okay. Mine like I'm not

00:17:41like puffy when it grows out. It's just kind of like. And how do you trim a bush that you're

00:17:45growing? Is it a full-on beard trimmer that you use? It's not I don't go it's not like

00:17:49tough. I don't go in there with a weed whacker. Well but if you don't trim it it's gonna keep

00:17:53going. Because I walked in on my mom naked once and her bush was insane. That's why

00:17:58you don't like bushes. Probably. That's exactly. It's not the early 2000s. It's that you saw

00:18:02a fucking bush on your mom. You were like gross. Oh my god it's trauma. Yeah. Very Freudian

00:18:07of you. My mom had the biggest bush still to this day I've ever seen. I'm learning so much

00:18:11right now. I know exactly. I know exactly. And my dad kept it trimmed. Why did you see your

00:18:17dad naked? What was going on in your household sir? You know we had one shower. Everyone was using

00:18:22it at the same time. Right. What in the frowns? No but you know we're all racing to get to

00:18:26you know. Okay. Like got it. Okay your dad kept it trimmed. We're going to Outback. Let's

00:18:31all. Like trimmed like shaved or trimmed? I think he kept it like a number two or three. What's

00:18:36your situation down there? I just trimmed but I shave every three months. That's kind of

00:18:40how I do it. So we'll see how it goes. Three months? Yeah two months yeah. Balls and all

00:18:46you just let it go for three months? It's kind of like clipping your toenails you know

00:18:49every two to eight weeks. Terry? And you wouldn't believe Terry. Three months you

00:18:59can't you let those balls just marinate in for three months hair hair. I would say

00:19:04the lot because I should. Do you not grow hair very fast? No I don't. Okay. You

00:19:08know. That's still concerning. So I was going down on this girl because that's part of my

00:19:11moves. Okay. I go so I finger. The bush girl? Yeah. And then I go down and I finger while

00:19:15eating the pussy. That's my go-to. Thank you. That's good. That's good. That's very lesbian of you. I like

00:19:19it.

00:19:19Gentle press on the bladder. Oh okay. Okay. Gentle press on the bladder. Gentle. Right on the you know.

00:19:27Yeah. Yes I'm aware. That's my that's my move. I've probably eaten more pussy than you have to be

00:19:31fair. Yeah you have definitely. And until they orgasm or fake an orgasm. Yeah. Do you know the

00:19:36difference? Yes. Oh. It's in the vagina. It's in the vagina. There's a little flag come out. It's like good

00:19:44job. Yes.

00:19:45Yes. A flag comes out. You can tell they get really wet and the vagina actually starts doing

00:19:51some stuff. Yeah. No when it's fake it's just normal puss. I know I have one. I have one it

00:19:57does that. Right. Yeah. So I can tell. However I'm okay with the fake orgasm because she's stopping

00:20:02me from the bad job I'm doing. Or she just wants to like cheer you on. Fun fact I don't

00:20:07fake them

00:20:07ever. I don't want to give someone the satisfaction. Seriously. Yeah. Fuck you. On camera. Fuck you. Yeah. No. I

00:20:14don't. I'm

00:20:15out. But most adult stars say they're all fake. That's great for them. I'll grind and

00:20:20pump my weight. I'm going to enjoy my day. But if you're eating my pussy and you're doing

00:20:24a shitty job I'm not helping you out. Can you come from just dick and vag missionary? I

00:20:28like I'm more like clitoral. I like to rub. I'm a rubber. Right. A little humper. So you

00:20:32do it yourself? Sometimes. Or do you prefer when the male talent does it for you? No I don't

00:20:38want to. No I'll do it. I got this. Okay because that used to be one of my moves. That's

00:20:41like jerking your own dick.

00:20:41You're like do you want to like if you had to get hard. Right. Is it easier if a girl

00:20:44does it? Or if you're

00:20:45doing it. You know what to do. Right. It's me. You see it's the base again. It's the base again.

00:20:51I'm learning so much.

00:20:54So I was going down a bush curl. So I tried to tie a water balloon. All right go ahead.

00:20:57And I lost my erection.

00:21:01Because of the bush? Yeah. Was it the smell? Did it have a smell? Like a musky? It was itching

00:21:05my eyes.

00:21:06Was it going up your nose? What was going on? It was like. It was too tickly. And I and

00:21:13now I now I I'm sorry I'm not a not a bush guy. I don't care. But your fans they

00:21:18prefer you with it. I just want to like spread my legs and make you stare at it the rest

00:21:22of the time. Are you no undies right now? Oh my god. Never. Never underwear. Never underwear. Never underwear. Never

00:21:31a bra. Rockstar. What about Vic? Vic wears underwear.

00:21:36My man. No bra. No bra. Neither of us. There's no bras in our house.

00:21:42He wears my underwear. Shameless plug. Very nice. Yeah. Hey favorite person. Are you wearing my underwear by the way?

00:21:47Let's see how. Oh you fucked up. What a dick. What a dick. You know we usually shoot night times.

00:21:51Today was a lot of work to come at two o'clock.

00:21:55But I should. I apologize. So what happens when you lost your erection? Oh right. So then I say you

00:22:00know I go back up to kissing and I just do it while I make out. She knew that you

00:22:04were doing that by the way. She knows where girls know.

00:22:07You were trying to sneak it the jerk off? Yeah. She knew. How? Well first of all when guys jerk

00:22:12off like their whole body shakes. Oh. So you're kissing her and you're going like this. What about when we're

00:22:18doing it while going down on a girl? Do you know? Yeah. Because the shoulder kind of. Yeah. Really? Yeah.

00:22:24And it's hard for guys to like eat pussy and jerk off and keep the good pussy eating while they're

00:22:29jerking off. Oh really? Yeah. You kind of lose your momentum. Oh.

00:22:32It's like patting your head rubbing your stomach. Right. No one can do it. No. You're doing okay. See the

00:22:39head? See the head was kind of a little shaky. Right. So do you get offended if a guy loses

00:22:45his.

00:22:45I don't even care what you have to say. I never get offended. You can't offend me. You can't get

00:22:49offended. No. Okay. Because so many girls are like oh is it me? I'm not pretty blah blah blah. It's

00:22:53never about the girl. Oh he loses his erection? Yeah. No. It's never about the girl. If anything. You and

00:22:58I did a scene together and you lost your erection. I'm like you don't like bushes. What am I gonna

00:23:01be like the magical bush that makes you like fuck through a snowstorm?

00:23:04It wouldn't be because of I'm unattracted. It's sometimes mostly we're intimidated and we're in our own heads. You don't

00:23:12like the bush hair up your nose man. I get it. See no. I get it. That's what girls need

00:23:15to understand. It's not that you're not hot. It's that you're too hot. That's why we lose our boners. Explain

00:23:22that one. Guys can keep a solid erection. Yeah. With the six. Okay. Fuck. Okay. Because he doesn't care. He's

00:23:30like let me just fuck this six. He's like fuck her. She's a six. Right. Okay. They'll keep a rock.

00:23:34With the girl of your dreams you've been chasing for two years and it's finally game night and you don't

00:23:38have a dick pill in you. Guys probably in the most cases unless they're fully like professional and confident. Okay.

00:23:44A lot of guys that are nervous will lose their erection. All right. Because the girl's too hot. Is this

00:23:52how the dick pill thing started? Yes. All right. Yeah. I figured. Okay. To Danny Daniels now. All right. All

00:23:59right. Ask away. I've asked you enough. Now I know how you fuck, how you jerk, what you like. I

00:24:03want to know a story.

00:24:04Actually. Okay. How you and Cherie became best friends. There's a fight at a model house. Yeah. Did she tell

00:24:10you? No. Oh, really? This was on Google. That's on Google. Yeah. We were at a model house together. I

00:24:18wasn't living in LA at the time and I was traveling. It was like right when I got in the

00:24:21industry and agents would have model houses that you can basically stay in so you don't have to like pay

00:24:26for hotels, whatever.

00:24:28So, um, Cherie is very, um, sweet natured and could, could harm no one. And basically these two guys love

00:24:37each other. Yeah. We, I didn't know her at the time. Okay. Uh, well I knew like, I was like,

00:24:40hello. And then I came in the model house. The place was packed and, um, she was like, Hey, like,

00:24:46I'll like clean out a drawer for you. If you want to come stay in here and blah, blah, blah.

00:24:50It was really sweet. So I think, I think a couple of days went by, whatever.

00:24:54And these two girls started fighting and they're screaming at each other and going, yeah, going to blows. And they

00:25:02just, it's just like hair pulling, like, like all the thing. So I like jump in between them and like

00:25:08separate them. Cherie's cowering in the corner of the kitchen going, stop it. Stop it. Stop fighting. Stop it. And

00:25:17I'm like pulling them. And I'm like, and I'm like, have both of them separated. I'm on the phone with

00:25:20my agent. I'm like, come get these hoes.

00:25:23And then ever since then, we've been friends. And then I moved out, uh, not moved out, but I moved,

00:25:28got a place. Cause I moved out to back to LA and, um, she was still living out of state

00:25:32at the time. And I was like, Hey, do you want to like not live there and like, come stay

00:25:35with me? She's like, fuck yeah. And we became friends. Wow. Yeah. I didn't take Cherie to be the coward

00:25:41girl in the kitchen. Cherie does not do fights. It's true. She's a nerd. She, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

00:25:51She literally, I don't know if,

00:25:52if she said this, but she's said before that it like, if like zombie apocalypse happened, she's literally

00:25:57going to find the biggest, scariest person and just be their sex slave. Cause she's like, I'm not, I can't

00:26:02fight anybody. I'm just going to like suck dick and like have someone protect me. So you guys, your, your

00:26:08dad,

00:26:09she's mom. Yeah. You wear the pants. Yeah. Okay. Well, no, I'm wearing the pants, but I'm definitely the

00:26:13masculine energy. Yes. And when you fuck Cherie, cause you've done it thousands of times, is it almost like

00:26:19you're too good of friends to fuck or it's more fun? Uh, I have like, when we first became friends,

00:26:25it was very fun because we were friends. So it was comfortable and she likes women. I like women.

00:26:29So it was one of those things where it was like, definitely friends with benefits. Like we were

00:26:33like, we can fuck and then we can go hang out. And it was, you know, um, and I'd always

00:26:37request her

00:26:38as my scene partner because I knew it was going to be a great scene. I knew she was my

00:26:41best friend.

00:26:42Like, why not now? She knows how to make Danny come. She does what she's doing down there and she

00:26:46enjoys it.

00:26:47She does. See, she, she has a fucker. Um, but, um, I just love working with her. Like, she's just,

00:26:52she's always like just so fun. Her and I, like, we love doing like wild, crazy dialogue scenes,

00:26:57like anything improv, anything ridiculous, anything funny. And we always find ways to make the next one

00:27:03even more ridiculous, but it's, it's, I love working with her. It's great. But now, now it's been

00:27:07what? 13 years probably. Yeah. Maybe 14. Now is it almost like, okay, we've had our time.

00:27:13Um, we do like a lot, like with OnlyFans now, we do a lot of like JOIs together. We do

00:27:19a lot of

00:27:19things like more directed at the camera. We like JOIs. Same, same. And, um, so now it's like,

00:27:24we have so much fun planning, like ridiculous scenes. Okay. So they're like this dialogue.

00:27:30You guys are doing a project together. Exactly. So it's fun. It's fun. It doesn't, it never gets old

00:27:34because it's not like the same, like we're both going to wear a lingerie and like, look at the,

00:27:38it's like, no, I'm going to go as like a redneck from Florida and you're going to be a natured

00:27:43documentarist. And we're going to like fight over a gator, which is a true scene, by the way,

00:27:48fought over a gator. Yes. So it's just like dumb, like it was just weird things.

00:27:53I don't know how to, where's the dick come? We've got to find out on, on our OnlyFans.

00:27:59You guys are the best. Okay. So you've had a lot of great scenes and you say you're proud of

00:28:03everything you've ever done. Yeah. In adult. Yes. No shame. No shame. You rock it. I love

00:28:09everything I've done. Yeah. That's why you are a, an idol to the girls. Oh, thank you.

00:28:13You know, they all need to look up to Danny Daniels and they do, but there has been some

00:28:17bad ones. Okay. Embarrassing ones. Oh yeah. Well, like she always goes down. It's never like

00:28:22the perfect day. So we like to hear those stories. We were actually, I was talking to my husband

00:28:25about one on the way here. Cause um, we're talking about Johnny and. Oh, please give us a Johnny.

00:28:31This is a great Johnny story actually. And um, everyone just has golden boy things to say

00:28:36about this guy. Well, okay. So I don't know if I'm like telling his business, but Johnny doesn't

00:28:40like to wear a wig. That's my fun. That's my fun diva Johnny fact. I think he's said that before

00:28:44for himself. So I'm not telling his business. My favorite, one of my favorite Johnny stories

00:28:48is we were doing a scene together where he, it was like right when I started doing boy girl

00:28:53and he was an escaped inmate and I was like writing, I think it was like writing letters to him

00:28:58or something. And I was in a bedroom and he had like escaped prison and was like going to climb

00:29:03through my window. I like that. It's like, all right. So it sounds great. Right. And we're

00:29:07getting along. Everything's fine. So the director was like, all right, you have to go outside and

00:29:11then we're going to get a shot of you like climbing through the window. And she's like writing in her

00:29:15diary. And then you like whip out your dick and you guys fuck and it's porno magic. Okay.

00:29:19I like it. Yeah. So is he right? Yeah. So Johnny opens the window. He's like, okay, go around and

00:29:24like, you can't hear. So he's like, go around, count to 30 and then like come in through the

00:29:28window. So he goes around, he goes to open the window and in, but right in front of the window

00:29:34was

00:29:34this huge swarm of bees that he didn't see. And on camera, you see him start to go through,

00:29:41realize what's happening. And then like in the background, like swatting away, running through the

00:29:45back with his erection. Yeah. Meanwhile, I'm still writing in my diary because he's behind me and

00:29:50I have no clue what's going on. That's the best. So it's not always, yeah, it's not always. And he

00:29:55got stung by bees, of course. I don't think he got stung. I think he like saw it was like

00:29:59losing his

00:29:59shit. Rightfully so. But he still got hard and he still fucked me. So you know what? That's why he's,

00:30:06that's why he's the MVP. Legend. You know, we're sad that he's, he's gone from mainstream.

00:30:11Does he not shoot mainstream anymore? Five years he hasn't. Oh, let's see. Yeah, we're sad.

00:30:15Yeah. Mostly, you know, only a good one. It was a curse and a blessing. Why? Well,

00:30:20blessing because all our girls are getting rich. And we're so proud of you guys. And you're

00:30:23directing your own stuff. What's the real reason? Well, you know, I've seen all your videos,

00:30:29you know, I've seen them all. I want, I want more. Yeah. You know, I like Pornhub. It's like all,

00:30:37you know, when you've searched something and clicked it before, it's like, it turns purple. It's all purple.

00:30:41Now I want some white. You got to go to my only fans, man. Right. Exactly. My website. Exactly.

00:30:46And I get it. I get it. Do you do acting and stuff too? Oh yeah. You buy in. Oh

00:30:52yeah. Okay.

00:30:52We see. We like that. I do a little bit of everything I do. You know, I love doing funny

00:30:57scenes,

00:30:58anything with like humor in it. I'm all in. That's why the fans like you. You're funny.

00:31:02And she's not supposed to be this funny. You know, when you're hot, you're just,

00:31:05it's supposed to be boring. Yes. Yeah. Just like, you're not supposed to have both.

00:31:11Right. You're not supposed to be this funny and hot.

00:31:15I don't think I'm that funny, but no, she's fucking funny.

00:31:19You're too funny. Like you have, you're, you have the personality of a really ugly girl.

00:31:26Nice. Or a man or a man to be fair. Yeah. Or a man. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. No,

00:31:35I do try to do funny stuff. Um, I do a lot of fem dom that I've been loving. That's

00:31:39been a blast,

00:31:40which I didn't really do a lot when I did mainstream porn. Yeah. Cause I was always like,

00:31:44like, yeah, you could just like tie Danny from the ceiling and fuck her. It's fine. Like,

00:31:47she's an awesome submissive. So you, you get dumped. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh no. I do. Now I do both.

00:31:54I've always liked both, but like, I've been doing a lot of fem dom stuff, like POV style.

00:31:57See, I couldn't see you getting tied up. I'd see you fucking biting the ropes off. Well,

00:32:01that's the best part. So like I did a scene for kink and when I, I started, I did a

00:32:08lot of like

00:32:09stuff for kink. And then when I started doing boy girl, they were like, Hey,

00:32:12can you do some boy girl scenes? Like I was like, fuck yeah. I was like, but I get to

00:32:16be myself.

00:32:17And they're like, no problem. Like whatever, whatever. So I made sure to pick like performers

00:32:21that I knew it could handle like the brattiness. One of my first scenes,

00:32:25I was like tied up, getting flogged. And I turn around and I spit a loogie in the guy's face.

00:32:30I was like, dude, if I'm going to get topped, you're going to,

00:32:34I'm fucking fighting for it. And you did that cause you were actually pissed.

00:32:37Or you, that was part of your, it was funny. Oh my God. I have a, I hate spit.

00:32:42Okay. I hate spit, but that's why it was funny. I have a real,

00:32:46Terry seen me puke three times from it from spit. I'm yeah. I don't like spit.

00:32:49Okay. Like I can make you throw over it. And when the girls do like the,

00:32:52Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:32:55So if you don't like spit, then does your blow job technique?

00:32:57Is it not sloppy? Why'd you ask my husband? Oh,

00:33:03you still, Hey, you still wake up hubby blow job for no reason.

00:33:07I sucked his cock in the shower like two days ago. Yeah.

00:33:10Really just walked in there. I was like, what you doing?

00:33:12Wow. All right. See you later. That's awesome.

00:33:18No reason blow jobs for free.

00:33:21Cause I find even girlfriends now, especially LA girls, the blow jobs, you know,

00:33:26they'll give them the first three months. Yeah. I noticed that. Like, I,

00:33:28like I heard someone talking about the other day. It was like, first you,

00:33:31fuck them. Right. Right. First date. Fuck.

00:33:33And then you fuck a few times and then you,

00:33:35it's called like soft launching on Instagram. Like, what the fuck is that?

00:33:39Like, Oh, I'm just the soft launch. This guy is backwards now.

00:33:42Yeah. And then you're like actually dating and the blow job.

00:33:45I'm like, yeah, I'm like guys, yeah.

00:33:48Blow job start to finish.

00:33:51Dick for once you wouldn't have to be soft launched.

00:33:53Just saying girls look at blow jobs. Now it's a, it's a business transaction.

00:33:58Why? Well, you know, it's fun. You know, girls got to pay the bills, baby.

00:34:03Just well, like they're not handing them out anymore. Why?

00:34:06Let me ask you this. You're given a blow job. What's like the maximum time.

00:34:09It's like enough.

00:34:11Am I comfortable or am I on like tile floor and my knees hurt?

00:34:15Ooh, good question. Comfortable.

00:34:18Whatever it takes. Seven minutes is like seven minutes.

00:34:21It's a long time. No, I give like 20 minute blow jobs on my website.

00:34:25Yeah. Seven minutes. Yes. But that's, that's, you know,

00:34:27who's tapping out after seven minutes of dick sucking. First of all,

00:34:30the first two minutes aren't even dick sucking. You're just teasing it,

00:34:33licking it, fucking with the guy, getting him hard. You got five minutes to come.

00:34:37What does she get? She goes, that's it.

00:34:39I feel like fucking times up. Get off the couch.

00:34:42Girls I've been with, you know, look, I play music, right? The weekend.

00:34:45Usually my boy love the weekend, you know?

00:34:48And then I hope for a blow job.

00:34:54By the time the second song ends, you know,

00:34:57do they give up or you like tap them out? Like, forget it.

00:34:59They feel uncomfortable. I feel, I feel awkward.

00:35:01They do this. They look up and they go, they, they stroke it and they go.

00:35:07That's what they do.

00:35:08The fuck you've seen it too. What is happening?

00:35:14What is happening with these hoes?

00:35:16You can't be a hoe and not go full hoe, right?

00:35:20You can't go home with a guy first night and suck his cock and not fucking make him come.

00:35:27Seven minutes. But then again, I have to say, if I do two songs,

00:35:31like that is blowing my mind.

00:35:33If I do two songs of eating pussy, I'm a little, a little bored down there myself.

00:35:37I'm not gonna lie.

00:35:38Seriously?

00:35:39Guys eat pussies shorter than girls give head.

00:35:41Do you have like somewhere to be?

00:35:43Like, why are you in a rush?

00:35:44Well, first of all, I'm worried.

00:35:45I'm going to lose my erection.

00:35:46So we got to be...

00:35:47My dick pills, I don't know.

00:35:49We got to wrap this pussy eating up.

00:35:51We're on a crunch time here.

00:35:52I've only got eight minutes with a dick pill.

00:35:54Maybe take two?

00:35:55Hear me out.

00:35:55You know what?

00:35:56When I'm eating pussy, I think about...

00:35:58You are way too in your head when you have sex.

00:36:00Yes.

00:36:00You have way too much going on.

00:36:01You're stressing.

00:36:02You're taking dick pills.

00:36:04You're like worried about your...

00:36:05Have you ever just like fucked someone and been like, I don't even care if I do a good job.

00:36:09I'm just going to enjoy it.

00:36:09With sixes.

00:36:11Maybe you should date sixes, man.

00:36:13You probably enjoy your life more.

00:36:15Probably.

00:36:17Holy shit.

00:36:18What if you had two sixes?

00:36:19Would this be like this whole stressed out game again?

00:36:22Yes.

00:36:22Oh my God.

00:36:23Yes.

00:36:24Man.

00:36:24Well, first of all, we got to find you a girl that'll suck your dick for more than seven

00:36:27minutes.

00:36:28That's the first problem.

00:36:29You won't find them in LA.

00:36:30Maybe Miami.

00:36:31I lived in LA for 10 years.

00:36:33I was sucking dick all the time for more than seven minutes.

00:36:36Off camera for free because it was fun.

00:36:39If you don't like sucking dick, you just shouldn't suck.

00:36:42Fuck.

00:36:42Just don't do it.

00:36:43Right.

00:36:44Don't like lead a guy on, suck dick, and then just cut it off at the end.

00:36:47That's like missing like the final shot in like basketball.

00:36:51Like that final three.

00:36:52Here we go.

00:36:53No, that's it.

00:36:54Time's up.

00:36:56But let me ask you this.

00:36:57That'd be like if you were like fucking a girl and you're like, sorry, I gave you 30 pumps.

00:37:00That's it.

00:37:02I'm out.

00:37:03Time's up.

00:37:04I wish people would think like like you, Danny Daniels, but this brings me to our

00:37:09That's crazy.

00:37:10That's blowing my mind right now.

00:37:11That's crazy.

00:37:12That's so crazy.

00:37:13This is beautiful.

00:37:15Listen to her.

00:37:16Maybe it's porn.

00:37:17Like it's my porn mentality.

00:37:18Because like if you do a scene and you don't finish, you don't get paid.

00:37:22No, they pull you up for for sex.

00:37:24That's that's all.

00:37:25They don't stop.

00:37:27You know, they pull you up because their neck hurts and they're lazy and they just want to

00:37:31get fucked and leave.

00:37:32Yes.

00:37:33So, boo, you shouldn't fuck them.

00:37:35Los Angeles.

00:37:36Don't waste your time with that.

00:37:38Just jerk off.

00:37:39You know what kind of girls have your mentality?

00:37:41Guess what?

00:37:41You have more than seven minutes.

00:37:43And that's why we stay home and jerk off a lot.

00:37:45That's crazy.

00:37:46Yeah.

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00:38:07Okay.

00:38:08This is a good one.

00:38:09Pretend you have a bladder fetish.

00:38:11Seduce her to act like she really needs to pee and pretend it turns you on.

00:38:15Am I talking to her?

00:38:17Yeah, you're talking.

00:38:17Am I talking to her or just talking to her?

00:38:19Well, you're going to go cam to cam.

00:38:20It's one of the great features on jerk mate.

00:38:22Oh, I know what you're saying.

00:38:23Okay.

00:38:23So I'm watching a girl on jerk mate.

00:38:26Yeah.

00:38:26Okay.

00:38:26Got it.

00:38:27Yes, yes, yes.

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00:38:32Okay.

00:38:36And you have 60 seconds to pretend that you have a bladder fetish and she needs to act

00:38:43like she really needs to pee.

00:38:44Okay.

00:38:45Oh, hi.

00:38:46How are you?

00:38:46Good.

00:38:47How are you?

00:38:47Here we go.

00:38:48Oh my God.

00:38:48You're so hot.

00:38:50Can I ask you a few questions?

00:38:54Is that okay?

00:38:54Do I have your consent?

00:38:55Okay.

00:38:57Um, I have a very odd fetish.

00:39:03Have you ever had to like pee so bad and it's like overly like stimulating or like,

00:39:08I don't know if you're a squirter, but it's kind of a similar feeling where you're like,

00:39:13I have to pee.

00:39:14Like I'm literally like my, like my bladder is so full.

00:39:16Like I want to explode.

00:39:19So like, that's my thing.

00:39:21Like I like the idea of like getting off, like not squirting because like, I don't want

00:39:26to change my sheets, but like that feeling of like being right on edge as you do it.

00:39:31Yeah.

00:39:33Yeah.

00:39:34Yeah.

00:39:34I know the feeling.

00:39:35Cause when you, when you go, it feels so good.

00:39:37See.

00:39:38Yes.

00:39:39So I'm trying to convince Ryan to see this cause like we were talking about it and I'm like,

00:39:44I don't know how to like, like, would you mind kind of showing him what that would be

00:39:50like?

00:39:50I won best newcomer in Australia.

00:39:53Oh my God.

00:39:53Hey.

00:39:57I was at APN.

00:39:58Oh my God.

00:39:59No way.

00:40:00Oh, good for you.

00:40:02Congratulations.

00:40:02That's awesome.

00:40:04Yeah.

00:40:05But I'm so busting.

00:40:06See, that's the dance.

00:40:07That's the baby dance.

00:40:09By the way, Nova, you were number one on the site recommended.

00:40:11Please.

00:40:11I see.

00:40:12See.

00:40:1410 out of 10.

00:40:15That's exactly what I like.

00:40:1710 out of 10.

00:40:17Yes.

00:40:18I can see why you won best newcomer.

00:40:20This is making so much sense now.

00:40:24I love it.

00:40:25Oh my God.

00:40:25You're so hot.

00:40:26She's so hot.

00:40:26I made a friend.

00:40:27You can leave.

00:40:28She did it.

00:40:28I was going to hang out with her.

00:40:29Yes.

00:40:30Yes.

00:40:3110.

00:40:31I would clap.

00:40:32I have one hand.

00:40:32Way to go, Nova.

00:40:33I'm clapping my thigh for you.

00:40:34Way to go.

00:40:35Yeah.

00:40:36Okay.

00:40:36I'm going to give you back to Ryan.

00:40:38It's nice to meet you.

00:40:40Nova, this will be posted in a week and a half.

00:40:44Sure.

00:40:44Great.

00:40:45I look forward to hearing from you.

00:40:46Absolutely.

00:40:47So nice to meet you.

00:40:48But this brings us to our segment by Popstar.

00:40:51Popstar, amazing product.

00:40:52You take these pills.

00:40:53It doesn't just help your dick give you longer, better cum shots.

00:40:55But it also tastes like pineapples.

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00:41:01So we're starting a new segment.

00:41:02That's cool.

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00:41:03Do you take it?

00:41:03Yeah, I do take it.

00:41:04Have you ever like cum and done a little?

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00:41:10I've been smelling.

00:41:12Did you smell your weird ass shirt?

00:41:14Your weird shirt.

00:41:15You're like that weird shirt starting to smell like pineapple.

00:41:19Like do you have potpourri in here?

00:41:21Now it'll really be yellow stains, you know?

00:41:22Oh my god.

00:41:24Oh no.

00:41:25It almost looks beige, that shirt, though.

00:41:27Stop.

00:41:29But Popstar, we're doing a segment with them.

00:41:32First segment ever with them.

00:41:33It's called Top Pops.

00:41:35Where you tell us your wildest cum shot experience.

00:41:38Oh, okay.

00:41:39The first thing that comes to mind, so I'll just go with it, right?

00:41:42My first boy girl scene ever was with Manuel.

00:41:48Super sweet pea.

00:41:49I love him to death.

00:41:50Um, so I'm a cream pie girly.

00:41:53Really?

00:41:54That's all I like.

00:41:55I'll do a facial.

00:41:57In porn?

00:41:58All the time.

00:41:58In porn.

00:41:59That was great in porn because normally you get paid extra for cream pies.

00:42:03I'm like, nah, nah, nah.

00:42:03For free.

00:42:04Just whatever.

00:42:05Just go down there.

00:42:06It's fine.

00:42:07Let's just wrap this up.

00:42:08Um, but yeah.

00:42:09So when I did my first boy girl movie, I had to do a facial.

00:42:13Well, they asked like, can you do it?

00:42:14I was like, yeah, I don't care.

00:42:15Like, I just don't know.

00:42:16Cause like in my personal life, I never did facials.

00:42:19I don't think anyone does.

00:42:21Well, not your girls.

00:42:22Sorry.

00:42:23Not your seven minute girlies.

00:42:25Um, no, I'm just kidding.

00:42:27So like, they were like, can you do a facial?

00:42:28Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:29But like, but I told Manuel, I was like, I've never done one.

00:42:32So I, you have to tell me what to do.

00:42:34Cause like, it's like my first boy girl.

00:42:36I want it to be good.

00:42:37I don't want to fuck up.

00:42:37Like, you know, I don't know what's going to come down the pipe at me.

00:42:41So he's like.

00:42:41Manuel shoots.

00:42:42Yeah.

00:42:42So like, he's a professional obviously.

00:42:44So he was like, okay, when everyone's different.

00:42:47He's like, when I come, just don't move.

00:42:51He's like, I will hit.

00:42:52He goes, I might pull back.

00:42:54It might look like you're too far away.

00:42:55It might look like you're too close.

00:42:56I'm sorry.

00:42:57He's like, just don't fucking move.

00:42:58And I was like, okay, I can do that.

00:43:01I can fucking do that.

00:43:01He goes, I don't want to get it in your eye.

00:43:04And I'm like, well, what happens if I get in my eye?

00:43:05He goes, it hurts.

00:43:06So I was like, it's like looking down the barrel of a loaded gun.

00:43:10You're like, um, I'm like on my knees.

00:43:13I just got plowed.

00:43:15I have like an eyelash off.

00:43:17Like I'm just gonna fucking plowed.

00:43:19And I'm like sitting there.

00:43:20And this fucking French cannon is just like pointing at my fucking face.

00:43:24And he's like, and I'm like hearing him in my head in his friend.

00:43:27Just don't move in a French accent.

00:43:28Just don't move.

00:43:28I'm like, Hey, don't move.

00:43:29Don't move.

00:43:30He shoots.

00:43:31I flinch.

00:43:32And it goes right in my fucking eye.

00:43:34And I go, fuck.

00:43:35Where was he aiming?

00:43:36Like full bullseye.

00:43:37I don't know where they ate.

00:43:38I don't know.

00:43:39It's my first time.

00:43:40I'm just like, when they like make you stick out your tongue and whatever.

00:43:43So I flinch gets in my eye and then I flinch from that gets in my other eye.

00:43:47Oh my God.

00:43:48Two shot first facial in both of my fucking eyes.

00:43:51My eyes were like, Oh my God.

00:43:53It's like so painful.

00:43:54My eyes were like beat.

00:43:56Right.

00:43:56It feels like something is like alive inside your eyes.

00:43:59Oh my God.

00:44:00It's awful.

00:44:00Alive inside your eyes.

00:44:01But you have to like play it out.

00:44:03Like I can't like come out like a bitch.

00:44:05I'm like, so I'm just sitting there with like a smile on my face.

00:44:08And my eyes are like, Oh my God.

00:44:10So in every scene where it gets in their eyes, the girls hate it.

00:44:12For sure.

00:44:13Well, everyone's different.

00:44:14Okay.

00:44:14Everyone's different.

00:44:15I know I have a, I have a friend that loves it.

00:44:17Like everyone's me.

00:44:18I don't fucking like it.

00:44:19So I'm sitting there with CNNs.

00:44:20And then of course, like as soon as it kept me, I was like, Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

00:44:23Okay.

00:44:23I was like, I was the one that fucking fully.

00:44:25I got two for flinching.

00:44:27Two for flinching.

00:44:29You did.

00:44:30Yeah.

00:44:30They almost need to, you know, when NBA, like when they win championships of sports, they wear

00:44:34goggles for the champagne showers.

00:44:36I do.

00:44:36So when I do facials now for my only fans, a lot of the time I'll wear glasses.

00:44:40Oh, cause I'm like, I have like PTSD.

00:44:42That's genius.

00:44:43Yeah.

00:44:44Windshields.

00:44:44Yeah.

00:44:45Blockers.

00:44:46Good.

00:44:47But with hubby.

00:44:49Swallow.

00:44:49If I'm blowing him.

00:44:51Right.

00:44:51Because I'm fucking finish.

00:44:53I'm the finisher.

00:44:54I find it.

00:44:55The swallowing is uncommon.

00:44:56No, cream pies.

00:44:57Come inside me.

00:44:58Like, what are we doing here?

00:44:59What do you like really about a cream pie?

00:45:01Cause first of all, it feels good.

00:45:02And when guys come their dick pulses.

00:45:04So it feels fantastic.

00:45:05Cause when I come, my pussy gets tighter and when they come, they pull.

00:45:09So it's like, what's not to like?

00:45:11Yeah, exactly.

00:45:12Yes.

00:45:13And then, and then literally like, first of all, like, I've never understood the concept

00:45:17of like pulling out, get the whole, like, don't get pregnant, whatever, whatever, whatever

00:45:21bullshit you want to tell me.

00:45:22Coming on a girl's face.

00:45:23I get it.

00:45:24It's so hot.

00:45:24I get it.

00:45:26But cream pie, like you're already in there.

00:45:28We're here.

00:45:29We're in this moment.

00:45:30It is our animal instinct.

00:45:31Hold on.

00:45:32Get on your knees.

00:45:33I'm going to pinch it off.

00:45:34And then just like, I just, no, I'm you're here.

00:45:37Finish it off.

00:45:37Let it drip down my leg.

00:45:39I'm going in the shower.

00:45:39We're fine.

00:45:43That's the thing too.

00:45:44It's the, the mess after you have to kind of sit on the, right.

00:45:48It's kind of annoying.

00:45:49I do shit out.

00:45:49You take a douche and you do shit out every time.

00:45:51I'm not going to stay in there.

00:45:53Okay.

00:45:54It's just like hanging out.

00:45:55So I like sneeze at dinner later and it like fucking flies out.

00:45:59That's horrible.

00:45:59I wanted to ask you something.

00:46:01Okay.

00:46:01I've had two UTIs in the last three months.

00:46:04Do you pee after sex?

00:46:05I think I do.

00:46:06You don't, if you have to think about it.

00:46:08Okay.

00:46:08That's what I wanted to ask you.

00:46:10Yeah.

00:46:11Professional.

00:46:11Cause I Googled it.

00:46:12Always pee after sex.

00:46:13Okay.

00:46:14Gotta clean the pipes, man.

00:46:15Girls and guys.

00:46:16Stuff just festering in there from your, you wipe your dick on that gross ass shirt.

00:46:20Right.

00:46:20And then it goes into your fucking, the germs go into your dick.

00:46:24And then you're just like, I'm just going to marinate in it.

00:46:26Right.

00:46:27Okay.

00:46:27And then I have a UTI.

00:46:28I wonder why.

00:46:29So pee after jerking off too?

00:46:31Yeah.

00:46:32Yeah.

00:46:33Think about how much gross shit's on your hand.

00:46:35I know you're not going in and like, I'm going to jerk off.

00:46:37Hold on.

00:46:37Let me go wash my hand.

00:46:39No, you're going on your little laptop or your phone.

00:46:41You're pulling up your, your dirty ass phone screen, touching the fucking thing.

00:46:44Right.

00:46:45Going to page 56.

00:46:46Yes.

00:46:47There's one that's not purple.

00:46:48That's the fucking winner.

00:46:50And then you're fucking taking your dirty ass hand and then jerking your cock.

00:46:54And then you come and then you don't think that this should be taken care of.

00:46:59You're right.

00:46:59Wait.

00:47:00I should almost shower after every jerk.

00:47:02I mean, at least wash your dick.

00:47:03Oh my God.

00:47:04Okay.

00:47:05Hear me out.

00:47:05Pee and wash your dick off.

00:47:07So it's cause I'm a dirty jerker.

00:47:08Maybe you should use a different towel every time you jerk off.

00:47:11Hear me out.

00:47:11But then fuck the, that's a lot of work.

00:47:14What does Vic do?

00:47:14Why do we have washing machines?

00:47:16I fucked my life.

00:47:21You guys still fucking a lot?

00:47:22Yes.

00:47:23Yeah.

00:47:24Wow.

00:47:25Well, we fuck for, we, well, maybe we fuck for, if it was Vic for OnlyFans.

00:47:30And then we fuck because we're married and we fuck cause we like each other.

00:47:33But you do do that often?

00:47:34The off cam?

00:47:35Yeah.

00:47:35That's nice.

00:47:36Yeah.

00:47:37Why not?

00:47:37Sometimes I don't want to get ready.

00:47:39I'm like, I got five minutes to kill.

00:47:41I'm like, let's like do something, you know?

00:47:43Okay.

00:47:43Move on with our day.

00:47:44And you guys still do random shit?

00:47:45Like just hand job for no reason, stuff like that.

00:47:48I'm not really a hand job person.

00:47:50I don't think anyone is really.

00:47:51Like I would.

00:47:52It's a lost art.

00:47:53It's just like, hand jobs are fun, but like you're there.

00:47:58I don't know.

00:47:59When you were dancing.

00:48:01Yeah.

00:48:01Can I say stripping?

00:48:02You can call me a whore.

00:48:03I don't care.

00:48:04You're not going to hurt my feelings.

00:48:06I just told you I got double shot in the eye.

00:48:08You think you call me a stripper is going to be the thing that breaks me?

00:48:12Let me ask you this.

00:48:13Yeah.

00:48:14Are all strippers taking the bonus money?

00:48:18Oh, like the little jerk off?

00:48:19Yes.

00:48:19I didn't know.

00:48:20That's not a thing.

00:48:21No.

00:48:22Oh, a lot do.

00:48:24Okay.

00:48:24I didn't.

00:48:25It sounds weird.

00:48:26Right.

00:48:26Considering what I do for a living.

00:48:28But now.

00:48:28Okay.

00:48:28What's more common with dancers?

00:48:31Okay.

00:48:31Strippers.

00:48:32You can say strippers adults here.

00:48:34No.

00:48:35I call girls adult stars.

00:48:36I don't say porn stars anymore.

00:48:38Yeah.

00:48:38I'm trying.

00:48:39Trying to be clean.

00:48:40I still say the word retard though.

00:48:41I can't hold back on that one.

00:48:44But to your community.

00:48:45Retard adult stars.

00:48:46That's the proper.

00:48:47That's the way.

00:48:48The proper thing to say.

00:48:49Okay.

00:48:50I'm just learning this LA language.

00:48:52So what's more common to get jerked off in the champagne room.

00:48:57Okay.

00:48:57Or to get the digits and go fuck at home after.

00:49:01No one.

00:49:02Let me tell you this right now.

00:49:03No one is getting a strippers phone number.

00:49:06Okay.

00:49:07And if you do, it's either fake or you're a drug dealer or it's a call girl situation.

00:49:12Okay.

00:49:12Like there was like falling in love with a stripper and then I got her number.

00:49:16She's going to call me.

00:49:17She doesn't want to fucking call you.

00:49:18Okay.

00:49:19Oh, for pay.

00:49:20What do you mean for pay?

00:49:22You know, like, are you trying to like to take a stripper home?

00:49:24Cause like you think she's pretty and she, you want to like, fuck a six or like, are

00:49:28you taking her home?

00:49:28Because like, you want to like paid her to fuck.

00:49:31Right.

00:49:31Oh yeah.

00:49:32I mean, it's like 50, 50 if you do that, I guess.

00:49:35Yeah.

00:49:35Okay.

00:49:35I don't know.

00:49:36I'm not going back there.

00:49:37Like taking tallies of my friends.

00:49:38Like how many handies you give today?

00:49:40How many guys you go fuck?

00:49:42All right.

00:49:42What's the, but it happens.

00:49:44Okay.

00:49:45It's part of the game.

00:49:46Girls do it.

00:49:46Yeah.

00:49:46Girls do it.

00:49:48I'd be lying.

00:49:48If I didn't see, I've seen a stripper sucking a guy off or jerking him off in a back room.

00:49:53Right.

00:49:53But you actually just did the dances.

00:49:55Yeah.

00:49:56Yeah.

00:49:56And then you did porn after.

00:49:58Yeah.

00:49:58But during dance days said not doing shit.

00:50:01I didn't even like doing dances.

00:50:01I just danced on stage.

00:50:03I did occasionally do dances, but I usually got annoyed.

00:50:05Oh, but you weren't going around trying to flirt with the guys?

00:50:07I don't want to talk to them.

00:50:08But, but where's the money at then?

00:50:10That's the money.

00:50:12If you're lazy on stage.

00:50:13You were good on stage.

00:50:15Okay.

00:50:16Walk us through it.

00:50:17I did pole tricks and all that shit.

00:50:18Were you Danny Daniels at the time?

00:50:19Uh, no.

00:50:20Okay.

00:50:21What was your stripper name?

00:50:23I think I went by Mallory.

00:50:25Mallory.

00:50:25Not a fan.

00:50:26No.

00:50:26It was my first pet.

00:50:27It was my first pet.

00:50:28It was my first pet.

00:50:29But it was like, you had like the, like a stripper rule, strip club rule is like, you

00:50:33can't like most of clubs.

00:50:35You can't have a name of somebody else.

00:50:36Like, so there's like 50 girls.

00:50:38None of them can have the same name.

00:50:39Okay.

00:50:39Most clubs, not every, but so yeah, that makes sense.

00:50:43I didn't care.

00:50:43I didn't care what my name.

00:50:44I'm like, I just want to make some money and leave.

00:50:45Yeah.

00:50:46I just want to take off, take out my titties on stage.

00:50:48You give me money, make it rain and I'm going to go home.

00:50:51Right.

00:50:52So in Canada for strip clubs, we do this thing where we put a $5 bill in our mouth

00:50:56and we go on stage and the girl picks it up with her vagina.

00:50:58You're like what we call the assholes.

00:51:02The dollar guys that would like dangle it and be like, do all this shit for it.

00:51:06I look at you and then I'd go to the oldest guy in the room and be like, hey, match

00:51:10it.

00:51:11Fuck.

00:51:11Yeah.

00:51:12Fair.

00:51:13Yeah.

00:51:14If I spend $5 sucking a dollar bill off your face, I can go make $200 getting rained on

00:51:19by that guy over there.

00:51:20Right.

00:51:21And you don't wash your dick.

00:51:22So I'm staying away from you.

00:51:26Never having sex after this episode.

00:51:28Unfortunately.

00:51:29No, you would.

00:51:29Cause you've learned that he's like, I pee after sex.

00:51:31I wash my weird towel and my dick.

00:51:34I hope.

00:51:35Danny, because you're such an icon in this industry, you must have a lot of the up

00:51:39and comers and young girls reaching out to you for advice.

00:51:42Yes.

00:51:43Talking to you a lot.

00:51:44You help them out.

00:51:45Yeah.

00:51:45Oh my gosh.

00:51:46Of course.

00:51:47It's funny.

00:51:48My husband and I are like part of the reason that this was so hard to schedule is because

00:51:53we are starting like a few different businesses in Florida.

00:51:56Oh yeah.

00:51:56Big legend entrepreneur.

00:51:58And shameless plug.

00:52:00Yep.

00:52:01Wet and sloppy barbecue sauce.

00:52:03We're going to try it, but we wanted to have it unopened for the show.

00:52:07Oh, okay.

00:52:08I could have sent you too.

00:52:09Oh, well, thank you.

00:52:10And we're sauce.

00:52:11We're sauce guys.

00:52:12This is you.

00:52:13This is you.

00:52:14Rub and tug.

00:52:15No, no.

00:52:16All dry.

00:52:17Granular and dry.

00:52:19Oh, can't wait to try it.

00:52:21Like your Vonna white hand.

00:52:22It's pretty good.

00:52:23And this is her husband's book, which we'll get to wait for the corn.

00:52:27And we also have a coffee company, DD Roasters.

00:52:29And we're starting, we actually are opening a roastery.

00:52:32Whereas before we're moving it down from Massachusetts.

00:52:35We merged with our roaster and we're going to start white, white, white labeling for girls

00:52:40and companies.

00:52:41So, so girls can say they have their own coffee, but it's hot chocolate, tea, anything

00:52:47they want.

00:52:47Any blend they want.

00:52:48How do you guys have time for all this shit?

00:52:50I don't sleep.

00:52:51My husband definitely doesn't sleep.

00:52:53You guys are busy, right?

00:52:54Holy fuck.

00:52:55Yeah.

00:52:55So I want to, I want to create avenues, especially now that we've kind of like worked the kinks

00:52:59out and done trial and error ourselves to give performers opportunities to make more money

00:53:04besides sucking dick on things that they enjoy, you know?

00:53:07Besides sucking dick.

00:53:07Yeah.

00:53:08Like if a girl like, okay, this girl like loves tea.

00:53:10She wants to create a tea blend that has like, you know, orange and like an orange green

00:53:14tea or whatever.

00:53:14She can make her own blend.

00:53:15She can white label it and she can sell to her fans.

00:53:17Very nice.

00:53:18Why not?

00:53:19Yeah.

00:53:19We need more white label businesses.

00:53:21You're welcome.

00:53:21I always do that with my clothing.

00:53:22You got, you were?

00:53:24Mm-hmm.

00:53:24Okay.

00:53:25Cause we've been looking for the right merch guy for two years.

00:53:28I'm the right merch lady.

00:53:29You're a guy?

00:53:29Yeah.

00:53:30I got a guy.

00:53:31It's my husband.

00:53:32You're the guy.

00:53:33Nice material.

00:53:34All this stuff.

00:53:35All this.

00:53:36Yeah.

00:53:38We white label everything.

00:53:40Sold.

00:53:41That's right.

00:53:41Where do you think your panties came from?

00:53:43Oh yeah.

00:53:43Yeah.

00:53:44Test the material in the panties and the t-shirts and stuff.

00:53:46Wow.

00:53:47You're not Gildan tea guys.

00:53:49No.

00:53:50No.

00:53:50We make everything from scratch.

00:53:52It's direct.

00:53:52It's our factories.

00:53:53Fucking awesome.

00:53:54Cause everyone, they sell you the moon and then it's just a drop shipping Gildan teas

00:53:59over and over.

00:54:00Fruit of the Loops, whatever.

00:54:01No, no, no, no.

00:54:02It's really good quality.

00:54:02That's the other thing.

00:54:03I wanted to create products that were good quality.

00:54:04That's why we roast our own coffee.

00:54:06That's why we do everything like from scratch.

00:54:09So.

00:54:09Fuck.

00:54:09That's a lot of work.

00:54:10Yeah.

00:54:11But it's worth it.

00:54:12I mean, you know, if you're going to go and buy coffee that I have my face on.

00:54:16Oh, I want to buy Daniel's coffee.

00:54:18And it tastes like shit.

00:54:19You think you're going to buy more?

00:54:20No.

00:54:20Exactly.

00:54:21But if it's really good.

00:54:23It's all good.

00:54:24Yeah.

00:54:24We have a really, really, really good resale rate.

00:54:28Resale?

00:54:28What would you call it?

00:54:29Resale?

00:54:29Whatever.

00:54:30When you buy it again.

00:54:30Oh, people come back.

00:54:32Yes.

00:54:32They come back for more.

00:54:34They come twice.

00:54:35See.

00:54:35Sometimes three times.

00:54:37See, I don't have a good resale rate with my girls in bed.

00:54:40Well, maybe.

00:54:41Like I said, first of all, you got to find a girl that'll suck your dick right.

00:54:45Like, I'm just saying.

00:54:46Like, holy shit.

00:54:46I'm going to be thinking about that for like three days.

00:54:49And Danny, after talking to you, I am mind blown that you were a shy, quiet little girl

00:54:55in the corner in high school.

00:54:56I'm very shy.

00:54:57No, you're not.

00:54:58Very shy.

00:54:58You're the most outgoing girl I've ever met.

00:54:59But I'm playing Danny.

00:55:01Oh.

00:55:01Do you get what I mean?

00:55:02Like, Kira is very shy.

00:55:03Well.

00:55:04Oh, it's fine.

00:55:05It's all over the internet.

00:55:05I'm not really stressed about it.

00:55:07Kira!

00:55:08It's all over the internet at this point.

00:55:10It's no secret.

00:55:11Okay.

00:55:11Um, but yeah, you know, this is like my play my wild.

00:55:15Like, it's still me.

00:55:17It's just wilder.

00:55:19So the way, the way that Sheree would have no idea that she's the biggest nerd ever.

00:55:24Oh, she would.

00:55:25If you talk to her.

00:55:26She's very.

00:55:26Yeah.

00:55:27Now I'm starting to understand.

00:55:28Like she does the ship from Stranger Things, Dungeons and Dragons.

00:55:31Yeah.

00:55:32Okay.

00:55:32I just want to say for the record that Stranger Things did not invent Dungeons and Dragons.

00:55:37Just for the record.

00:55:38And I don't even do it at night.

00:55:41But they look like such fucking nerds when they play it.

00:55:43And Sheree's like, no, no, that's how we do it.

00:55:44We dress up.

00:55:45Yeah.

00:55:45Okay.

00:55:46Her and I did a D&D scene, like a D&D JOI.

00:55:50Oh my gosh.

00:55:51And we went to the Ren Faire and we bought costumes.

00:55:53Wait, she made you do a scene out of it?

00:55:55We came out with it together.

00:55:56We went to a Ren Faire.

00:55:57No, this is actually the story.

00:55:58Wait, you don't play with her, do you?

00:55:59No.

00:55:59I want to learn, but I haven't done it.

00:56:01Well, I do play with her, but.

00:56:02Oh.

00:56:03We went to a Ren Faire and we wanted to dress up.

00:56:05And then her and I being like business women were like, how can we write this off?

00:56:09This fucking costume.

00:56:11So we're like, let's do a D&D scene.

00:56:13So we did a D&D JOI and we call it the phallus of truth.

00:56:17Phallus of truth?

00:56:18How do you know what that means?

00:56:19The search for the phallus.

00:56:20You know, phallus.

00:56:21Oh, is that a sexual thing?

00:56:23Yeah.

00:56:24Yeah.

00:56:24What is it?

00:56:24Phallus means cock.

00:56:25Oh, really?

00:56:26Yes.

00:56:26Never heard that one.

00:56:28Maybe you play more D&D.

00:56:30No.

00:56:32So it was fun.

00:56:33But yeah, she's, it's, it's, she, I actually do her merch.

00:56:37Oh yeah?

00:56:38Mm-hmm.

00:56:38Her naughty boy stuff we do.

00:56:40Oh.

00:56:40Yeah.

00:56:41Okay.

00:56:43We'd be talking.

00:56:44We might get in a bed together.

00:56:45Business wise.

00:56:47I don't know.

00:56:48We'll see what happens.

00:56:49But okay.

00:56:50Back to cure in high school.

00:56:51There's a joke I want to make it.

00:56:52I was like, I've been ripping on you.

00:56:53I'll be nice.

00:56:54Go ahead.

00:56:55Hit me.

00:56:57Back in high school.

00:56:58So were you flirty with the boys?

00:57:00Were you giving blowjobs under the bleachers?

00:57:03I feel like you fucked a teacher.

00:57:08I like, I don't talk about high school a lot cause people are creepy weirdos, but I will

00:57:12it's fine.

00:57:13Like I will say, when I was younger, I was very shy.

00:57:18I played every sport on the planet.

00:57:20Were you hot in high school?

00:57:21I don't know.

00:57:22I didn't fuck me.

00:57:23I don't know.

00:57:24You know, like cause you're hot.

00:57:26I had a big ass.

00:57:28Okay.

00:57:28So I don't know.

00:57:29Yeah.

00:57:29That's cool.

00:57:30That's all you need in high school.

00:57:31Maybe a six at least.

00:57:32I don't know.

00:57:32I look like this, but younger.

00:57:34I don't know.

00:57:35I don't know.

00:57:35Vic, was she hot in high school?

00:57:36Yes.

00:57:38Yeah.

00:57:39Um, but yeah, so I don't know.

00:57:41I was quiet.

00:57:41I was very shy.

00:57:42And when did you lose your virginity?

00:57:44Um, when I was 18.

00:57:47Oh, very nice.

00:57:49Yep.

00:57:49I'm actually very, yeah, I was, I was not a party kid.

00:57:53Like I got really good grades.

00:57:55I, you know, boyfriend.

00:57:57It was a boyfriend.

00:57:57I had two boyfriends.

00:57:58Yeah.

00:57:59Two for freshman, sophomore, one for freshman, sophomore, one for junior, senior.

00:58:02So you were like a little prude.

00:58:04I was, yeah, I was, I was a good girl.

00:58:07Wow.

00:58:07Yeah.

00:58:07Didn't expect that.

00:58:08Who knew that all this would happen.

00:58:11So do you, do you ever catch up with people from back then?

00:58:14And they're like.

00:58:14Oh, the best day ever was like when it got out that I started doing porn.

00:58:18And it was like my phone just literally like just ping.

00:58:22It was like ping, ping, ping.

00:58:24Cause one scene went viral.

00:58:26Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping.

00:58:27And that was it.

00:58:28It was like, so.

00:58:29And you were like, yeah, bro.

00:58:30Yep.

00:58:32That's it.

00:58:32So I, I've never asked this, but you're going to go back to your reunion and be like, I

00:58:36made it.

00:58:36I had my tenure.

00:58:37I didn't go.

00:58:38You didn't go.

00:58:39No, I don't have anything to flex.

00:58:40Right.

00:58:41And what am I going to do?

00:58:42I'm doing way better than all of you.

00:58:44What's up motherfuckers.

00:58:44I'm the one doing this.

00:58:45I'll see you fuckers later.

00:58:47Like, what am I going to do?

00:58:48Like, I feel like a lot of people like that fantasy of like going to their high school

00:58:51reunion and like showing everybody up.

00:58:53Right.

00:58:54You just go on the internet.

00:58:55Like it's there.

00:58:56Like, what am I going to say?

00:58:57Yeah.

00:58:57People are going to go.

00:58:57Oh, did you?

00:58:58I'm aware I do porn.

00:58:59I'm aware of what's online.

00:59:02You don't need to tell me.

00:59:03I was there and I also have the internet.

00:59:05And it's the same fucking five questions every day.

00:59:07Right?

00:59:08Yeah.

00:59:09So.

00:59:10See, we try to avoid those questions.

00:59:11You did good.

00:59:12You're doing good so far.

00:59:12You know, we don't, we don't ask the same.

00:59:14What's your favorite position?

00:59:15Yeah.

00:59:15You did pull that shit to me at X3.

00:59:18Yeah.

00:59:18But that's.

00:59:19You did.

00:59:19You pulled that shit.

00:59:20Yeah.

00:59:20But I was trying to go easy on you cause I was scared of you.

00:59:26You know, and you have to ask the basics for the street interviews.

00:59:29Okay.

00:59:30You know what I mean?

00:59:31Fair enough.

00:59:31Cause you're looking for one quick viral clip.

00:59:34This we can get to know each other.

00:59:35We can talk.

00:59:36I know how you jerk off.

00:59:38I know you, you know, I know a lot about you, sir.

00:59:40I've seen your bush.

00:59:41You have.

00:59:42You might see it twice.

00:59:43You play your cards, right?

00:59:46Now that I know it's a weapon for you.

00:59:48I'm like, oh, this is great.

00:59:49You have two weapons.

00:59:50I'm flashing you everywhere I go.

00:59:51I see you somewhere.

00:59:52I go, look at this motherfucker.

00:59:55You have two kryptonites.

00:59:56You have the bush and the loogies.

00:59:59The what?

01:00:00The loogie.

01:00:00I don't like spit.

01:00:02Okay.

01:00:02I just spit in that guy's face cause I thought it was funny.

01:00:04And I wanted a good scene.

01:00:05I wanted like aggressive.

01:00:06I like aggressive sex.

01:00:07Where can we not watch that?

01:00:09It was like kink.

01:00:10It was just on kink.

01:00:11It was like a scene like a long time ago.

01:00:12They didn't put it on Pornhub?

01:00:14I don't know.

01:00:15You cheap ass.

01:00:16Just making sure.

01:00:16No, no, no, no.

01:00:17First of all.

01:00:18I don't know.

01:00:19You know, I don't know.

01:00:19I don't watch my scenes ever.

01:00:21MindGeek gave me a subscription to all 20 sites.

01:00:26What's your favorite?

01:00:28Digital playground.

01:00:29Ooh.

01:00:30Do you like the storyline and the whole?

01:00:32Yeah.

01:00:32Actually.

01:00:33Sorry.

01:00:33That's number two.

01:00:35Property sex.

01:00:36What's property sex?

01:00:37Real estate girls.

01:00:39Oh, no, it's old.

01:00:40It's old.

01:00:40Oh, really?

01:00:41I never saw for that.

01:00:42It was bigger probably 13 years ago, I'd say.

01:00:44Okay.

01:00:45And they fucking sell the house for 25 minutes and then they fuck.

01:00:49That's cool.

01:00:50I like it.

01:00:51That's really cool.

01:00:52Cause I actually kind of put it on like while I'm like eating or working.

01:00:54I think it's like a, I did a real estate scene and it did really well.

01:00:58Did you say, wait, wait a minute.

01:01:00Wait a minute.

01:01:01You put it on while you're eating or working.

01:01:03Cause it's such a long intro.

01:01:04I'm like, I'm like watching the house with this girl.

01:01:07Just skip ahead.

01:01:07Like everyone else on the planet.

01:01:09You want to know about the house?

01:01:10You're like, you know, I wasn't going to jerk off, but the lighting in this room.

01:01:13It's like, I know I'm good.

01:01:14The natural light coming in.

01:01:17It's just making my dick harder.

01:01:19What?

01:01:20High ceilings.

01:01:21You know?

01:01:25Three baths.

01:01:26I just want to, I want to come to your house one time.

01:01:28Cause I want to watch you making food, watching this weird porn real estate bullshit.

01:01:34And then like, I want to see if your house smells like weird pineapple from the pop shot,

01:01:39whatever.

01:01:39And then like, what's going on?

01:01:42What does your toilet look like?

01:01:43By the way, we're watching UFC at a, at a sports bar tonight.

01:01:45If that interests you guys, I know you guys have probably so many plans.

01:01:48If I watch two men snuggling, I'm going to watch gay porn.

01:01:51Do you, what do you jerk?

01:01:52What do you masturbate to?

01:01:53Anime.

01:01:54I can't watch my friends have sex.

01:01:56I can't.

01:01:56It's too weird.

01:01:57It's too weird.

01:01:58But what about amateur?

01:01:59Uh, no.

01:02:00Okay.

01:02:00No.

01:02:01Cause then I'm like, what are you doing?

01:02:03Anime?

01:02:03Anime or amateur porn.

01:02:04I'm like, what is it going?

01:02:05Yeah.

01:02:05Like rapey shit.

01:02:09Yeah.

01:02:09I probably shouldn't say rape, but like the tentacle, like you like when the dick comes

01:02:12out of the stomach.

01:02:13Dick out of the stomach.

01:02:14I haven't seen that.

01:02:15It's pretty common in anime, right?

01:02:17Where the dick is so big.

01:02:18Oh yeah.

01:02:20That's hot.

01:02:21Yeah.

01:02:21Like punch a lung.

01:02:22That's hot.

01:02:23Look at that.

01:02:24They give a jerk off to anime?

01:02:25Me either.

01:02:26I don't know what kind of fucking like.

01:02:27It's a girl thing, I think.

01:02:28A nerd thing.

01:02:29Yeah.

01:02:29I think it's the idea.

01:02:31Like I like submissive sex.

01:02:33I like the idea of being tied up.

01:02:35So I think it's the idea of watching.

01:02:37Cause I don't want to watch a man.

01:02:38Like, I'm like, I don't, I don't know.

01:02:40But will you watch like Homer Simpson fucking Lois Griffin?

01:02:42No, what?

01:02:44No, no, what?

01:02:45Well, that's popular.

01:02:46No, I like like the tentacle porn.

01:02:48Okay.

01:02:49I want to see a girl like tied up.

01:02:51And then there's all these tentacles and all her holes.

01:02:53And like stuffing her.

01:02:54And like choking her out.

01:02:54I don't know why the tentacles became so popular in this anime thing.

01:02:57I think it's cause it's like moving rope.

01:02:58What's that mean?

01:02:59Like it's like bond, like rope bondage.

01:03:01Oh, okay.

01:03:01But it's moving.

01:03:02So like choke her and then come down and fuck her.

01:03:05I don't think it's the idea of like, I'm fucking an octopus that's so hot.

01:03:08I think it's more of the idea of like.

01:03:09So submissive.

01:03:10It's like a, it's like an, it's like a machine, like a fucking machine.

01:03:14Okay.

01:03:14I don't know.

01:03:14Okay.

01:03:15We have some gifts.

01:03:18This is from via hemp.

01:03:20Okay.

01:03:20Do you smoke weed or Vic?

01:03:22No, I don't.

01:03:22Okay.

01:03:22So this is amazing.

01:03:23It's aphrodisiac.

01:03:25But, but.

01:03:26Give it to me.

01:03:27Because, um, Sheree DeVille does, I think.

01:03:30Does Sheree?

01:03:30Yeah.

01:03:31Yeah, Sheree smokes weed.

01:03:32Someone I know.

01:03:33Someone.

01:03:34Okay.

01:03:35What is this?

01:03:35I want to look at it.

01:03:36Yes.

01:03:36Oh my God.

01:03:37Yes.

01:03:37Did you do this like on Christmas?

01:03:38You just like throw things at people.

01:03:40Like here's some fucking gifts.

01:03:42Roses are red.

01:03:43This box is to love.

01:03:45Gummies are sweet.

01:03:46What?

01:03:47Cute.

01:03:48Okay.

01:03:48Wait.

01:03:48So these are gummies and you take them and they make you horny.

01:03:51Wait, you should take.

01:03:52Why?

01:03:52You should take these.

01:03:53We do.

01:03:54I do.

01:03:54Aren't you the high jerk off guy?

01:03:56All right.

01:03:56That's exactly what I smoke before I jerk off.

01:03:58How long do you last?

01:03:59Do you last less when you do this?

01:04:02Or do you last longer?

01:04:04Cause like you feel more.

01:04:04Yeah.

01:04:05I want to hold it longer.

01:04:06Cause when I jerk off, honestly.

01:04:08You edge?

01:04:08Are you an edger?

01:04:09I edge.

01:04:10It's three minutes.

01:04:11I think of my grandma.

01:04:13What?

01:04:14But I started coming so fast.

01:04:16Okay.

01:04:16Thinking about her.

01:04:17I'm thinking maybe aroused to my grandma.

01:04:19What's going on down there with the grandma and the mom with the bush and the like you trim your

01:04:23dick like your dad.

01:04:24Like what's happening when your family is cold.

01:04:28Our next gift.

01:04:30This is from bath mate.

01:04:31Bath mate.

01:04:32They provided me with a penis pump.

01:04:34Okay.

01:04:34And my dick actually grew.

01:04:35So it's amazing.

01:04:36I really recommend it for everyone.

01:04:37But this is a toy for the ladies.

01:04:39Just add water.

01:04:40It's a hand vibe.

01:04:41This is cool.

01:04:42Okay.

01:04:42It's fucking awesome.

01:04:43They're amazing.

01:04:44They're in the UK.

01:04:45We love them.

01:04:47And then from our favorite partner in the world.

01:04:50Jerk mate.

01:04:51This is a cute little bobble head.

01:04:52Cute.

01:04:53This is so hard to do over the mic.

01:04:54It'll look just like this.

01:04:55Oh, look at him.

01:04:57Is this their logo?

01:04:58Yeah.

01:04:58I have one under my butt.

01:04:59This has been under my butt the whole time.

01:05:01You should sell this.

01:05:04We probably could.

01:05:05I'll just put it right here.

01:05:05I make a lot.

01:05:06Yes.

01:05:07Oh, I see hairs on it already.

01:05:08Let me put it upside down.

01:05:09There you go.

01:05:10That's second bush shot.

01:05:12You're welcome.

01:05:14Danny Daniels.

01:05:15You know what?

01:05:16No co-host is the best.

01:05:19Yes.

01:05:19It's like my husband knows what he's doing.

01:05:21It's so weird.

01:05:22It's weird.

01:05:23Hey, so let's plug everything.

01:05:25Okay.

01:05:26We got the barbecue.

01:05:27We got the coffee.

01:05:28We got the book.

01:05:29Yep.

01:05:29We'll talk about this next episode because we didn't get a chance.

01:05:32But wait for the corn.

01:05:33It's available on Amazon if you want to check it out.

01:05:35My husband wrote a book.

01:05:36It's fantastic.

01:05:37I'm not just saying that because I married him.

01:05:39I wrote the foreword.

01:05:40So, check it out.

01:05:41And there's a photo in here it says of Danny Daniels.

01:05:44Forward.

01:05:44That says forward.

01:05:45Photo.

01:05:47Photo of.

01:05:48Danny Daniels.

01:05:49That's what you're looking at right now.

01:05:51Oh, that's you.

01:05:54That's a cute couple.

01:05:55Cute couple.

01:05:56And then OnlyFans.

01:05:58Yes.

01:05:58What's the link?

01:05:59Danny Daniels.

01:06:01No.

01:06:01AKA Danny Daniels.

01:06:02What's up with that AKA?

01:06:04Also known as.

01:06:04Oh, because.

01:06:05I get it.

01:06:06Instagram kept deleting me all the time.

01:06:09So I had, first I was sucking all the D.

01:06:11No, first I was sucking all the dicks.

01:06:13Okay.

01:06:13That got deleted.

01:06:14I wonder why.

01:06:16And then I was sucking all the D.

01:06:17And then I got married and I was like sucking one D.

01:06:20And now it's also.

01:06:22And then Danny Daniels is taken.

01:06:24So AKA Danny Daniels.

01:06:25Fair enough.

01:06:26And getting.

01:06:27What?

01:06:27On her fifth account.

01:06:28Back up to 10 mil.

01:06:30No.

01:06:30I think it's like 12th account.

01:06:32And 8 mil.

01:06:338.2.

01:06:33Thank you very much.

01:06:34Legend.

01:06:36Legend.

01:06:37Oh yeah.

01:06:37And Danny's things.

01:06:38For like the barbecue sauce.

01:06:40The clothing line.

01:06:41Danny's things.com.

01:06:42Yeah.

01:06:43Yeah.

01:06:43And this is pillow talk.

01:06:44This goes down as one of the greatest episodes of all time.

01:06:47Aw.

01:06:47You're the best.

01:06:47Do you tell everybody that?

01:06:49No.

01:06:50No.

01:06:53No, but seriously.

01:06:54Right.

01:06:54Exactly.

01:06:55It was fun.

01:06:55It was a lot of fun.

01:06:56You did a good job.

01:06:5710 out of 10.

01:06:58You're a good host.

01:07:00Thanks for letting me like totally make fun of you for an hour.

01:07:02That's how it goes.

01:07:03And that was pillow talk.

01:07:04We'll see you next Tuesday.

01:07:06Yee.

01:07:07Oh wow.

01:07:11Good morning.

01:07:14Take care.

01:07:14Bye bye.

01:07:15Avail.

01:07:15Wizards.

01:07:15Bye bye bye bye.

01:07:15Oh please.

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