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00:00My biggest fantasy my whole life from like when I was in first grade was being fucked by an alien
00:06Wow
00:06And getting impregnated
00:08Like eggs laid in her
00:09Eggs laid in me
00:10Seriously
00:11By an alien, yes
00:12Communically or seriously?
00:13No, like seriously
00:14Like I like fantasize about it
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01:11I'm your host Ryan Pownall
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01:15And we thank you for tuning in every week
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01:18The commenters
01:19Everyone that shows love
01:21Back on the show
01:22Big episode she was on last
01:24With Chantal Daniel
01:25She was so good at co-hosting
01:27She said
01:27I'm coming for Kazumi's spot
01:29And damn it
01:30I think she is
01:31Better
01:33Smarter
01:33More successful
01:35Stop it
01:36I really like her
01:37Just kidding
01:38We love Kazumi
01:39But back on the show is Viking Barbie
01:42A.k.a. Kaylee Swenson
01:45Superstar
01:46Joining us today is her best friend
01:49Her porn friend
01:51On and off camera
01:53Vagina friend
01:54We do funny skits
01:55They act
01:56They fuck
01:57They laugh
01:58They cry
01:59They cry, yeah
02:00And they have matching tits
02:01Yes
02:02This is Emily Knight
02:05Let's talk about the boobs
02:08Matching
02:08Bully
02:10Explain
02:10Explain
02:11Yeah
02:13Okay so you had your boobs done
02:15Prior
02:16By the same doctor
02:17Yeah
02:17I wanted mine redone
02:19So
02:19We went in together
02:21And had them
02:22Same day
02:23Same day
02:23I was being wheeled out
02:24Out
02:25Like on the floor
02:26Like
02:26On the floor
02:28No
02:28I was being wheeled out
02:29When she was
02:29She saw me
02:30Yeah
02:31I saw you getting wheeled out
02:32She was like going in
02:33Pass out
02:34And then I was next
02:36Yeah
02:36But we have the same boobs
02:37Yeah
02:37Pretty much
02:38Well the viewers are very curious
02:42Do you want to show them
02:43I won't look
02:45I'm going to count to ten
02:47One
02:47Two
02:48Three
02:49Four
02:51Five
02:52Six
02:53Seven
02:54Eight
02:54Nine
02:55Ten
02:55Put them away
02:57Put them away
02:59Are we good?
03:00They're away
03:02Liam
03:02Same match
03:06Very nice
03:07Same amount of cc's
03:08I think
03:09Wait
03:10So mine are
03:11Yours are eight
03:12Eight
03:13They're 775
03:14Yours are
03:14675
03:15So they're ones
03:16Because she's a little smaller than me
03:18Okay
03:19But they don't look smaller than mine
03:20So I think
03:21Yeah
03:22They're pretty much the same size
03:23And how big were the natties
03:24When we started?
03:25Oh man
03:27Knuckle busters
03:2812 year old boy
03:29Liam
03:33Yeah
03:33No
03:33They were
03:34Just like little
03:36Handfuls
03:36Okay
03:36I think I was like
03:37A bee
03:38And you said
03:39One day you just said
03:40I want more from this world
03:41We wanted mommy milkers
03:42Yeah
03:42Let me ask you this
03:43How much did your lives change
03:44Once you got your breasts done?
03:46Immensely
03:47I mean a lot
03:48But honestly
03:49I was always hoeing up
03:50Stuff anyways
03:51I was stripping and stuff
03:52With no titties
03:53So
03:53Well I had mine done before
03:55And then I got them redone
03:56So I had like
03:57The little boy boobs
03:58To 450 cc
04:00And then I went
04:01And then we went together
04:01And did your life just get
04:02Increasingly better?
04:03Yeah
04:03I got hotter
04:04I got better
04:05Yeah
04:05Okay
04:06Juicy milkers
04:07Guys like boobs
04:08Yeah
04:09Yeah
04:10Booty
04:10Did we get any work done
04:11On the
04:12No
04:12No
04:12Okay
04:13We definitely got
04:14The natty booties
04:15Okay
04:16And what about the vaginas?
04:17Very popular these days
04:17Girls are getting
04:18Bigger lips
04:19Or smaller lips
04:20Bigger lips?
04:20Bigger
04:21Oh no
04:23Dude we gotta go
04:24Get bigger lips
04:27No
04:28The plug
04:28Told me that
04:29That is becoming
04:30More popular
04:30Than the trimming
04:31Of the curtains
04:32So what are they doing?
04:33Adding on from like
04:34You know
04:34Your eyelid or something
04:36So girls are now
04:37Wanting camel toes
04:38Are very in
04:39Yeah
04:39So they're riding
04:41Injections
04:41Yes
04:42Juice injection
04:43Juice injection
04:44The fatty
04:44The fat
04:44Fat puss
04:45Fat puss
04:46Yeah
04:46That's what they want
04:47Yes
04:47They want fat pussies
04:48To get the camels
04:49Yeah
04:50Camels are in
04:51So you do like a fat transfer
04:52Into your pussy
04:53Is that how you do it?
04:54I think so
04:55Swing low
04:56Sweet chariot
04:57Girls will do anything
05:00No I don't know
05:01I don't want nuts
05:01Yeah
05:02But I can tell you
05:03That we have
05:04Pretty tucked in
05:05No you have a little bit
05:07You got a little bit
05:07Of something
05:08I'm going to count to ten
05:09I'm going to count to ten
05:13Yeah
05:14Whip them out
05:15No
05:15Yeah
05:16But I've never had anything
05:17Down there
05:19Coming out
05:20So I definitely need
05:22Injections
05:22Is what I need
05:23Yeah
05:23Okay
05:24I'm happy with it
05:25So you married the guy
05:28We're just going right into that
05:29Two weeks after meeting him
05:31Is this correct?
05:32No
05:33Okay
05:33Two weeks after dating
05:34Okay
05:35But it was like
05:37Knowing at the same time
05:38Um no
05:39She's a Pisces
05:40She's like
05:40And you know
05:41You know
05:41I was like
05:42You just knew five minutes ago
05:43With someone else
05:44It was something to do
05:45It was fun
05:46This bitch
05:47Leaves her other house
05:49Moves in with this guy
05:50But she moves in
05:51From another house
05:52That was with another guy?
05:54She could buy a house
05:54With a dude
05:55Last year
05:55Oh no no
05:56Okay yeah
05:56So
05:56A year ago
05:57Like this month
05:58You're a nightmare
05:59Yeah
06:00No I'm not the nightmare
06:01They are
06:01She's a fucking crazy girl
06:02Is what she is
06:03Yeah no
06:04So
06:04Go ahead
06:06Yeah
06:06Um
06:07It's been a weird
06:09Year or so
06:10So you bought a house
06:10With a boyfriend?
06:11Yeah
06:12A different boyfriend
06:13You cheat on him
06:13With a guy
06:14Then you marry him
06:14No
06:14No
06:15He got mad at me
06:15Because I wanted to go
06:16To a concert with her
06:17I wanted to go
06:18Okay
06:18Yeah
06:19Really
06:19They were trying to
06:20He and Edge old Barbie out
06:21Yeah no
06:21He just didn't like
06:22That I was
06:23Because I got that game
06:24Is why
06:25True
06:25I guess so
06:26But he didn't like
06:27Her or my job
06:29Or anything to do with me
06:30And her
06:32Brought me up a lot
06:34Yeah
06:34And
06:35Have you fucked Aaron?
06:36Just side question
06:37No
06:37I've had the opportunity
06:38But Aaron's like
06:39My weird dad brother
06:40So I just can't
06:42Okay
06:42I can't do it
06:42We've had like
06:43Like where she's been
06:45In the vicinity
06:46Oh the voyeur
06:47Yeah there was that one time
06:48Yeah there was that one time
06:49It was like a little voyeurism
06:50Which was hot
06:51I was there while you were
06:52And you did a little DJ
06:53Down there
06:54No I just kind of like
06:55Layed there
06:55And put them on top of me
06:59And I was like
07:00It was
07:01Yeah
07:02I was like
07:03I'm gonna go now
07:06I don't get it
07:07I just wanted her to be there
07:08For support
07:09It was a fun moment
07:11We were just having a good time
07:12Okay
07:12It was in the moment
07:13You know
07:14We were in the jacuzzi
07:15Yeah we were in the jacuzzi
07:17We were making out hard
07:18In the jacuzzi
07:19And like you know
07:20Getting off
07:20All kinds of ways
07:22Yeah and then we went upstairs
07:23And then
07:24And then he was like
07:25I'm gonna fuck her
07:25So leave her stay
07:27I mean they're doing charades
07:28I'm dancing
07:29Like he was like
07:30Let's
07:30We're fucking
07:31So either stay
07:32Or
07:32And she was like
07:33I guess I'll sit around then
07:37So tell us about this marriage
07:41Yeah I got married
07:42And he's great
07:43He's cute
07:44He's cute
07:45He's a little cutie
07:46But you date him for 14 days
07:47And then you marry him
07:49No not actually 14 days
07:50Like 15
07:51Oh excuse me
07:53How dare I
07:54Okay so okay
07:54We met in December
07:57And we like fucked around
07:59We weren't really dating
08:01I was like
08:02But you were lit
08:02You had a house with another guy
08:03While you were fucking around
08:04No no no
08:04There's another guy between that guy
08:06There's like seven
08:06But that's besides
08:08She was looking for the right guy
08:10I was looking for the right guy
08:10Your little fuck girl
08:11I moved
08:12I moved away from the guy with the house
08:14Okay
08:14I moved back to Orange County
08:15Got it
08:15I was like
08:17I was like in like my fuckboy moment
08:18Went on Tinder for the first time
08:20In like seven years
08:22Yeah
08:22Met him on Tinder
08:23Your husband?
08:24Yes
08:24Wow
08:25Yeah there's love out there guys
08:28It's not an ad
08:29But yeah
08:30So we met in like December
08:32I mean this in the nicest way possible
08:33I have very low hopes for your marriage
08:35I actually have high hopes
08:37But thank you
08:38I did it first
08:39But actually they're perfect for each other
08:41Yeah
08:42He is like me
08:43He's literally her
08:44He's funny
08:45He's weird
08:45Tinder two weeks dating marriage
08:46Yeah
08:47But it's been like
08:48You know
08:49Yeah it like works
08:50Right out of the Hallmark card
08:51It is
08:51It works
08:52It works
08:53Yeah
08:53Okay
08:54Yeah so we met in December
08:56And then we like kind of dated
08:57And then
08:59We
09:00I don't know
09:00I guess you could say broke up
09:01But we just kind of stopped talking
09:03And then
09:04Rekindled things in like May
09:06And then
09:07She texted me and said
09:08I'm eloping right now
09:10And I was like
09:10Yeah it was like
09:11Okay so May
09:12We like started dating again in May
09:14And then we got married
09:16I guess you could say
09:19What month was that?
09:22June 22nd
09:22So yeah
09:23So May
09:23A month
09:24Yeah
09:24So four weeks
09:26Yeah
09:26Yeah
09:27Okay
09:27And we
09:28I didn't even know his name
09:29Really until like
09:30We called him the Aries
09:31Cause he's an Aries
09:32Cause he's an Aries
09:33Yeah so
09:33He went by Aries
09:34What percentage of your
09:35Little signs thing
09:37Did you think
09:37This is my perfect match
09:39She's not as into it as I am
09:41Okay
09:41You're a little nutso
09:41Oh the like Zodiac stuff
09:43Yeah
09:43A little cray cray
09:43She listens to what I have to say though
09:45She'll hit me
09:46This is how our thing goes
09:47She goes
09:47Met a guy
09:48And here's his birthday
09:50And his time
09:50And I'm like
09:50Got it
09:51I'm on it
09:52Yeah
09:53As we're on the way
09:54To the chapel
09:55Let me know
09:56How this goes
09:57Yeah
09:58Yeah
09:58Yeah
09:58We got married in Vegas
09:59And
10:01Yeah
10:01Very nice
10:02It was something to do
10:03Now that you're married
10:04It was something to do
10:05Yeah
10:05So fun though
10:06Could have been to Cirque du Soleil
10:07You know what I mean
10:08Dude you must be high on like
10:09I was high
10:10I would have been like
10:11Fucking yeah dude
10:12Yeah
10:12Now that you've gotten married
10:13Are you still doing boy girl scenes
10:15On your content websites
10:16I haven't yet with him
10:18He is open to it
10:19He says yes
10:20Oh he hasn't used his peepee
10:21No he has not yet
10:22Oh
10:22Yeah
10:23So what have you been filming
10:24Just solos
10:25Yeah
10:25Girl girls
10:27Well
10:27We did some girl girl
10:28And then
10:30You've done some anal
10:31With yourself
10:32How does that work
10:34With what
10:34Anal
10:35Yeah
10:35Oh we did an anal
10:36Halloween show that one year
10:38Where we did like
10:39Twins
10:39You peg her
10:40No no no
10:41We did a double anal
10:41We also did the
10:42Beavis and Butthead
10:43Yeah we did
10:44But that was an anal
10:45That was just
10:45What's that Beavis and Butthead
10:46Like the cartoon
10:47We dressed up as Beavis and Butthead
10:48And fucked each other
10:49Yeah
10:49She fucked me with a strap on
10:51Wow
10:52As dressed as dudes
10:53As Beavis and Butthead
10:56Who bought that
10:57A lot of people
10:58A lot of people
10:59And they still ask for it
11:00I'm like it's there
11:01Oh my god
11:01You have to like
11:01Put the little screenshot
11:02Of us as Beavis and Butthead
11:04Yeah the like
11:04It was fucking so good
11:07Oh my god
11:08Dude I'll like
11:08Hit her and be like
11:09Okay what are we doing
11:10This Halloween
11:11But you think it's closet gays
11:12That bought that one
11:12It must be
11:13No because
11:13No because
11:14We had our big titties
11:15Yeah we didn't look like dudes
11:16We just looked like weirdos
11:17Just as Beavis and Butthead
11:19Yeah
11:19I don't see the appeal
11:20No offense
11:21You will see
11:22You will
11:23You're gonna see it
11:24When I'll send it over to you
11:25Alright
11:26For her
11:27Through her
11:27Send it over to you
11:28Thank you
11:29You'll see it
11:29Yeah
11:29It was good
11:31Wow
11:32And you fuck
11:33Viking in the ass also
11:34No
11:35We fucked side by side
11:36I used a toy on you
11:37Oh you did the
11:38The anal double
11:39We did the shining twins
11:40What's that
11:41For Halloween
11:41Oh the shining
11:43Yeah we dressed like the shining twins
11:44And we just like
11:45Fucked each other's asses
11:46Violently
11:47Jesus
11:48I like to be in
11:49We're like in character
11:50So like our thing is
11:51Like we don't want
11:52Can you girls reenact that
11:54With your clothes on
11:55Yeah well it's like a
11:57Yeah please
11:57Oh what was the
11:58What was the like
11:59Side by side
12:01Like this
12:02Okay
12:03And then she's there
12:04No your ass was here
12:06Oh right right right
12:06Oh I see
12:07Oh yeah we did the like
12:08Yeah up like this
12:10And then I've got
12:11Ass like this
12:12And then we're doing this
12:13Yeah
12:14Very nice
12:14Yeah
12:16And again I do not see the appeal
12:17But it sounds lovely
12:18I mean it was cute
12:19No we're like
12:20And when we do like skits
12:22Where it's always like
12:23Oh well they're not gonna recognize you
12:24And then you won't get as much activity
12:26But we're like
12:26We have to wear the mustaches
12:28Yeah I do
12:28The mustache stays on
12:30Yeah the mustache stays on
12:31We've done like the
12:32The gay cops
12:33You know what I mean
12:34And like
12:35That's my mom's favorite
12:35That's gotta be
12:36It has to be closet gays
12:37Like come on
12:38No no we didn't fuck on that one
12:39No we just did like funny
12:40That's just all funny stuff
12:41That's good
12:42We do all our funny content together
12:43Cause anything with a mustache
12:44That's a gay guy
12:45Right Liam
12:46Come on
12:46I mean
12:52We like to get those weird
12:53Like just people who don't know
12:54Who they
12:55It's different
12:55It's not like the same thing
12:57You see all day
12:58What would you girls say
12:58Is the craziest one you've done
13:00Together or separate
13:01Two part question
13:03Together
13:04Together
13:06What's a weird one we do
13:07Oh let me ask you this
13:08Just a side question
13:09Viking Barbie gets a lot of reviews
13:10We posted a clip
13:11About her coaching me
13:12On how to eat vagina
13:13And all the comments
13:15Were the top porn stars
13:16Of the world saying
13:16I can attest
13:17She's the best I've ever had
13:19You saw that
13:19I was the one that commented that
13:21Oh well
13:21You and Matt Yotes
13:22You and Matt Yotes
13:23Yeah
13:23Yeah
13:24Is it the bomb.com
13:25It's better than most men
13:27I've been with
13:27So yeah
13:28I'd like to know
13:29Who the other man is
13:30But yeah
13:30I mean like
13:31Oh
13:32Oh yeah
13:33She's like
13:33I'm married
13:35He's the best
13:37But also
13:38This bitch eats
13:39A bomb ass pussy
13:40Because she always
13:41Gets me off
13:42Oh really
13:42Like really
13:43Yeah
13:43Always
13:45She's up in there
13:45Doing the DJ
13:46Because there's so many
13:47Blowjob tutorials
13:48We're trying to popularize
13:49Talking about how to eat pussy
13:50No one talks about it
13:51Well you want to know
13:52What makes a good pussy eater
13:53Right
13:54What's that
13:54It's liking it
13:55Yeah
13:56You have to be
13:56And she gets weird
13:58I like it
13:58I get weird
13:59It's just like
14:00Oh yeah
14:00It's true
14:01Heaving of the big titties
14:02The heavy breathing
14:03The girl like
14:04The eye contact
14:05The eye contact
14:06Yeah
14:06I agree
14:07The call
14:07Sometimes they say your name
14:08And because they can't help it
14:09And it's like
14:10Fuck dude
14:10That's hot
14:11Would you rather be called
14:12Kaylee or a Viking
14:13During
14:14Well my name
14:15Probably Kaylee
14:16Okay fair
14:16But you know
14:17Yeah
14:17I don't really care
14:18Either way
14:19I'm going to be turned on
14:19Okay
14:20Yeah
14:20Alright now back to the craziest scenes
14:23Craziest scenes
14:24But Beavis and Butthead was weird
14:25That's fucked up
14:26The alien one was probably
14:27Oh that was the weirdest one
14:28Okay
14:29Yeah that was weird
14:30What's that
14:31So I dressed
14:33Okay let me just preface
14:34It's not going to sound hot
14:35When I say it
14:36Yeah
14:36You're going to be like
14:37I don't see the appeal
14:38I don't talk about that
14:38That's not fun
14:38But I dressed as predator
14:40Okay let me just back up
14:42My biggest fantasy
14:43My whole life
14:44From like when I was in first grade
14:47Was being fucked by an alien
14:48Wow
14:48And getting impregnated
14:50Like eggs laid in her
14:51Eggs laid in me
14:52Seriously
14:53By an alien
14:54Yes
14:54Comedically or seriously
14:55No like seriously
14:56Like I like fantasized about it
14:57Like that turns you on
14:58When I was in the first grade
15:00Yeah
15:00Yeah so she told me
15:01And I said bet
15:02And we're going to do that
15:03And so I dressed as predator
15:04With the full headgear
15:06Oh
15:06Like the full predator outfit
15:07And your tentacles
15:09And then I got little tentacle things
15:11Like dildos
15:11And then like we laid eggs in her
15:13Which ended up being a little harder
15:14Than we thought it was going to be
15:15Yeah because they got stuck inside me
15:17But once she showed up
15:19As the predator
15:20You said okay my fantasy is a fucking joke
15:21This doesn't
15:22No no no
15:22She was like
15:23No I was into it
15:23She wanted the scariest
15:24You liked it
15:25Yeah it was
15:26I wanted it to be real
15:28Wow
15:28Okay
15:28And then you fucked
15:30You pegged her
15:31I used the tentacles
15:32And I laid eggs in her
15:33And you fucked her with a tentacle
15:34Yeah
15:35And the eggs
15:35Yeah
15:36Yeah there was like a tentacle
15:37That like shot an egg out
15:38Yeah it like shoots
15:39And it's got like this goo
15:39But like her coochie kept grabbing it
15:42And then like popping it out
15:43And then it got stuck
15:44And then we sat
15:44She was sitting there
15:45And like squatting
15:46It was actually terrifying
15:48Real sickos
15:48Yeah
15:49Yeah
15:49Wow
15:50Real sickos
15:52That should be our podcast
15:54The real sickos
15:56Wow okay
15:57And what about for you
15:58Because that's fucked up
15:59Oh for me
16:00Yeah
16:00That's the weirdest one
16:01We've done together I think
16:02For sure
16:03Yeah
16:03That's the weirdest thing
16:04I've ever heard
16:04Yeah
16:05Yeah
16:05For me the weirdest thing
16:07That I've done
16:08God there's so many
16:10It's like
16:10I've already told you
16:11The wolf one
16:12But I also like
16:14Was a dead body once
16:15Like I did myself up
16:17Like I was in the morgue
16:18Which got taken off
16:19Of OnlyFans
16:19I don't know why
16:21And the morgue guy
16:22Was molesting me
16:23Because that's my fantasy
16:25Oh that's kind of cool
16:25You were in a body bag
16:26Yeah I was in
16:27I had a body bag
16:28That's cool
16:28Everything
16:28And then like
16:29Aaron like unzipped it
16:31And he was like
16:31Putting my hand on him
16:33And I played fully dead too
16:34I went fully limp
16:35I was like
16:36Full method actor
16:37You know what I mean
16:38And then like
16:38Like you know
16:40Like black lips and shit
16:42And like then he like
16:43Put his dick in my mouth
16:44And I was like
16:45A dead person
16:46Oh my god
16:47You could tell
16:48I was alive
16:49Only because my nipples
16:50Were so hard
16:51Because I was so aroused
16:53And so he's like
16:55Dude there's something
16:56Wrong with you
16:56But it's something
16:57About the helplessness
16:59So everything I say
17:00Contradicts itself
17:01Because I like everything
17:02So yeah
17:03I like to be helpless
17:04I also like to dominate
17:04So like
17:05Take everything I say
17:06With a grain of salt
17:07Continue
17:07That's a good one
17:08Yeah
17:08You came up with that?
17:10Yes
17:10And then I had like
17:11Have you heard that
17:11Code Blue song?
17:13Or that
17:15Yeah
17:15Fucking the dead song
17:16Yeah
17:17Yeah
17:17Yeah
17:18Yeah
17:18Yeah
17:18What you did that
17:21It's a punk rock song
17:22About fucking dead bodies
17:23And I put that on
17:24In the background
17:24It's fucking dope
17:25That was like a Halloween
17:26You know what
17:26Here's the copyright
17:28Yeah no I mean
17:29Not the deadness
17:29Well I mean that was just
17:30On the Instagram thing
17:32Because it was like
17:32A moment of like
17:33Him unzipping the thing
17:34And I thought
17:35And people would be like
17:36Ah I know what's happening
17:37You know
17:37Right right right
17:37But yeah
17:38They took it off OnlyFans
17:40I don't know
17:40I don't understand
17:41Why they would do that
17:42But whatever
17:43Wow
17:44Unbelievable stuff
17:45Actually a girl
17:46That I grew up with
17:47I worked at a bar with her
17:48She
17:49She fucked a guy
17:50Who fucks dead girls
17:51Oh like actually
17:52And then she had the rash
17:53The dead person rash
17:54No way
17:55No way
17:55This is true
17:56For real
17:56Yeah
17:57We know
17:57I know the girl
17:58I know that it was
17:59The group of four girls
18:00I know that it was
18:01One of the four
18:01They never said who
18:02This is Fox
18:03Ottawa Canada girl
18:04I thought it was like
18:06That was an urban legend
18:07Okay you've heard it too
18:08Yeah
18:08That's from my city
18:09Oh cool
18:10I know it's either
18:11Isabel
18:12Or Claire
18:13Or Katie
18:14And I forget the other
18:15One's name
18:15It's one of the four
18:16I think it's Katie
18:19And he was just
18:19Banging the dead bodies
18:20At the
18:20Yeah
18:21How did he get him
18:21It was in Cancun
18:22And he had
18:23He kept saying
18:24Come over to my place
18:25Come over to my place
18:25I don't want to be involved
18:29He was an animator
18:30You know the guys
18:30That do like
18:31All the stupid shows
18:32And stuff
18:33And she kept
18:34Fucking him all week
18:35And he kept saying
18:36Come to my place
18:36Come to my place
18:37Come to my place
18:37And she
18:38One time was about to go
18:40And then
18:41Her friend is crying
18:42About some ex-boyfriend
18:43Or something
18:43And she goes
18:44I can't tonight
18:45She was literally
18:45About to leave though
18:46And then she goes back
18:47And she fucks the guy
18:48In her hotel over and over
18:49And then she comes home
18:49She has a rash on her pussy
18:50She goes to see a doctor
18:51And who the fuck
18:53Have you been fucking
18:53And she's like
18:54Oh some guy in Cancun
18:55And then the FBI
18:56Got involved
18:57And then
18:57Well RCMP
18:58Canada
18:59And then they went down
19:00To that guy's house
19:01They go in the basement
19:01And there's four dead girls
19:02Just laying there
19:03Meaning he fucks them
19:04How dead were they
19:05How long
19:05I don't know
19:07But he was gonna kill her
19:08Obviously
19:08Come over
19:09Oh he killed the dead girls
19:11Yeah
19:11Oh I thought he was
19:12Just a simple mortuary guy
19:14Just having a good time
19:16What
19:18So people
19:19People do like
19:20Fucking the dead
19:20Yeah no they do
19:21And they have
19:21I think
19:22Like it's an issue
19:23They can't hire men
19:24They try not to hire men
19:25As much at the morgue
19:26Because they fuck
19:26The dead bodies
19:27That's common
19:28It's a thing
19:29They try to hire women
19:30If they can
19:32I would do that
19:32As a job
19:33Yeah
19:34I thought you were gonna say
19:35I would fuck dead bodies
19:35And I was like
19:36I mean
19:39I would also do that
19:40As a job
19:42Wow
19:43Just leave that out
19:44No it's just the idea
19:47Of it
19:48Like I don't want to
19:48Smelly like corpse
19:49Or anything
19:49Yeah
19:50It's just the idea
19:51Of the helplessness
19:53Of me
19:53Like me being dead
19:54Is like hot
19:55Like a limp fetish
19:56And then also
19:57The idea of doing things
19:59To something
19:59That can't tell you
20:00That you're weird
20:02Right
20:03Does that sound weird
20:04No I hear you
20:05You know what I mean
20:05Like I wanna do
20:06All the little things
20:06That like no one
20:08Can see that I'm like
20:08You can do whatever
20:09Face you want
20:10Yeah
20:10You can say anything
20:11Yeah I can be like
20:12I'm gonna fucking
20:12Stick this pencil
20:13In your
20:16I don't know
20:17Like I'm gonna
20:18Stick a water bottle
20:20In your ass
20:21You know
20:21Squeeze it
20:22Squeeze the jelly out
20:25Out of the eyes
20:26Okay enough about
20:27Fucking dead people
20:29Let's move on
20:29To the next
20:30That was good
20:31I got dark there
20:31This is what happens
20:32When we get together
20:34Okay anything else
20:35You girls wanna tell me
20:35One of you girls
20:36Just tell me stories
20:37And I'll just kinda
20:38Cause you guys are fucked
20:39You know
20:40You just have to
20:41Get shit out of people
20:42She's more
20:43So I'm outwardly fucked
20:44She's more inwardly fucked
20:45Like she
20:45She's the kind of girl
20:46Who's like
20:47You wouldn't know
20:48And then she'll be like
20:49That's hot
20:49About like everything
20:50Like so she really does
20:51Like a lot of weird shit
20:53You kinda don't look
20:53Like a porn star at all
20:55Or act like one
20:56Like you look
20:57Like the girl next door
20:58Kind of thing
20:58No not really
20:59I mean you just kinda
21:00How does one act
21:00Like a porn star
21:01You look like
21:01You're like a small town girl
21:03I am
21:04Okay
21:05With some big dreams
21:06And big titties
21:08Took off
21:09Small town
21:10With a set of titties
21:11And a pair of dreams
21:14You do a boy boy girl
21:16I have not yet
21:18Never
21:18But I would
21:19Okay
21:20I would love to do that
21:21And would married man
21:22Allow another man
21:23To have sex with you
21:24That's a good question
21:24Okay
21:26I don't know
21:26I haven't asked him yet
21:28But
21:28Well you just met him
21:29I have no idea
21:30I think
21:30I think he would be
21:31Okay with it
21:32If it was like
21:33Are you guys saying
21:33I love you yet
21:34By the way
21:34Okay
21:36It's been a few months
21:38She moves quick
21:39I said it the day one
21:41Oh yeah
21:41Okay
21:42No not really day one
21:43But
21:43Oh
21:44Pregnance fetish
21:45Is a big thing
21:47Is it a big thing
21:48Very popular
21:49Yeah it is a big thing
21:50So guys like to
21:50Masturbate the girls
21:51With a nine month bubble
21:52Right
21:52And how do you girls
21:53Feel about that
21:54I think that it's probably
21:55Because they want
21:57There's deep down
21:57There's an urge
21:58As a man to procreate
21:59And to have
22:00Like this thing
22:01So I think there's
22:02An attraction to it
22:02Based on that right
22:03The fertility of it
22:05I have a nursing kink
22:05Based on the caveman
22:06A nursing kink
22:07Yeah
22:07What's that
22:08Oh yeah you do like that
22:08Like I like to be
22:09Like I want you to
22:10Breastfeed mommy
22:11A grown man
22:13Yeah
22:13Mommy
22:14Okay
22:15Or woman
22:15But yeah
22:16Do you lactate
22:17No
22:18Okay
22:18I don't like the idea of it
22:20If you do it long enough
22:20I might
22:21But
22:22So let me ask you this
22:23Would you get turned on
22:23If a guy dressed up as a baby
22:25And
22:25Not that far
22:26I just want you to like
22:27Suck up my tits
22:28Like
22:28Okay
22:31Cause who was it
22:32That had a boyfriend
22:32That was into that
22:33Was it Mia Malkova
22:36Who's
22:37Boyfriend would always
22:37Right
22:38I think it was Mia
22:38Dress like a baby
22:39Dress like a baby
22:40And she would nurture it
22:41Like a baby
22:41And he would cry
22:42Like a baby
22:42And then they'd have sex
22:43I know a girl
22:43Who actually had
22:44Something like that
22:45Andy remember
22:46Yeah I was just gonna say
22:47That's who I'm thinking of
22:49But
22:49That's too far
22:50What about the strangest things
22:52You guys have put in your vaginas
22:54Um
22:55Besides alien eggs
22:56Yeah
22:56That's something
22:58I guess like vegetables
22:58Like a
23:00Japanese eggplant
23:01Or something
23:02Oh big one
23:03Television remote
23:04Uh TV remote
23:05I haven't done that
23:06Hairbrush
23:07Curling iron
23:08I haven't done that
23:09Like
23:10Yeah
23:12No
23:12On
23:13I know you think I'm weird
23:14But
23:16Um
23:17I don't know
23:18Like pretty much anything
23:19That'll
23:19Okay what's
23:20The worst sexual
23:21Experience of your life
23:23I knew you were gonna ask
23:24Yeah
23:24Uh probably the first time
23:26Oh really
23:27The v-card
23:27Yeah it's actually
23:28A hilarious story
23:29Please
23:29Um
23:30So
23:31It was this guy
23:32I was dating
23:32Obviously
23:33Uh
23:34And
23:35He was also a virgin
23:37And um
23:38Beautiful
23:38He wore two condoms
23:40Because he was so petrified
23:41Of getting me pregnant
23:42Everyone wears a condom
23:43Their first time
23:44It's just
23:44But he wore two
23:45Like
23:46He was like
23:47Extra
23:47Precautious
23:48Okay
23:48Um
23:49And uh
23:52He uh
23:53He
23:54I guess he came
23:55I don't even know if he came
23:55It was like two seconds
23:56And then he told me
23:58He was also wearing a condom
24:00Right
24:00So he like
24:01Came
24:02Told me
24:03To go
24:03To the bathroom
24:05And put pepsi
24:06Inside my pussy
24:08Because he thought
24:09It was going to like
24:10Kill any sperm
24:11That was in there
24:12Which there wasn't
24:12And he had two condoms on
24:13And he was like
24:14I don't even think he came
24:15I honestly don't even think he came
24:16He was just so scared
24:17Um
24:18So
24:18Oh my god
24:19Yeah
24:19So what'd you do
24:20Did you go and
24:21Do the pepsi
24:21I sat on the toilet
24:22And drank it
24:23I didn't put it in my pussy
24:24Yeah
24:25But he wanted you to
24:26Yeah he was like crying
24:27Like go do it right now
24:28Put pepsi up your pussy
24:29Yeah
24:30Which I don't know how to
24:31What I would even do that
24:32Oh cause he thinks
24:32Cause of the mentos maybe
24:33I don't know
24:34I don't know
24:35He just was like
24:36Go put this in there
24:37Like this is gonna cure you
24:39Like this
24:39I guess
24:40I don't know
24:40I just sat there
24:41And drank it
24:42Like I actually knew that
24:43He sounds like a white guy
24:44He was white
24:45Yeah that's a white thing
24:46Small town white guy
24:47Pepsi
24:47Yeah
24:48Oh the pepsi part
24:50Yeah yeah
24:50Yeah yeah
24:51Well the two condoms too
24:52Yeah
24:52The two condoms
24:53It was really bad
24:54I mean that wasn't like
24:55The worst but I always
24:56Refer back to that story
24:58It is weird
24:59Your first time
25:00Condom
25:01Everyone wears condoms
25:01The first time
25:02Yeah
25:02Sex that works
25:03I wear condoms anyways
25:04They freak us out
25:04Then one day you try it raw
25:06And you never go back
25:07No I don't
25:08I don't
25:09I work on it
25:10No you don't
25:11100%
25:12With Erin
25:12She does
25:13Did you know how fertile I am
25:14I'm Irish
25:15Okay
25:15Like you look at me wrong
25:18I'm getting pregnant
25:19I'm not doing that
25:21Yeah
25:21So yeah
25:23I've got
25:23I've had a few scares
25:25Why don't you just put a little goalie up there
25:27Goalie?
25:28Oh you mean the little
25:29The DUI
25:29Because I am
25:31Because I am
25:32Really sensitive to hormones
25:33And I'm
25:34Not worth being around
25:36If I have hormones
25:37That are running through my body
25:38I might
25:39Be homicidal
25:40Does that make the hormones worse?
25:42Yeah I was on birth control
25:44And I was psychotic
25:45Oh
25:45Yeah
25:46More psychotic
25:47Okay
25:47You know
25:48But
25:51And less horny
25:52So I'm like of course you don't get pregnant
25:53You don't want to fuck
25:54Like
25:54It's like this is lame
25:55So
25:56I don't know
25:57That's a good one
25:57I like that story
25:58What about
25:58Most embarrassing sexual encounter?
26:01Most embarrassing?
26:03Yeah
26:04I don't know
26:05I'm not
26:05I don't get embarrassed that easily
26:07Especially with sex
26:08What's your body count like?
26:12How many bodies?
26:13I'm at like 70
26:14Okay
26:16Yeah
26:16Last time I checked
26:17Which was like last night
26:18Because I was just talking about it
26:19I'm at 70 now
26:21Okay
26:21Does that include girls or just guys?
26:23Just men
26:23Okay
26:2370
26:2570
26:2570
26:26I feel like we have a flip around
26:28Yeah you have more girls than guys
26:30I've been with way more girls
26:31But how many are on cam versus off cam?
26:33Oh only two on cam
26:35Or three
26:36Oh oh oh
26:37Or four
26:37Oh shit
26:38No three
26:39And how old are you?
26:4028
26:40Yeah
26:42That's a number
26:44Thanks
26:45I had a
26:45You know
26:46She was a wild girl
26:48Okay
26:48High school you know
26:50You've been in Cancun before
26:51I'm sure
26:51Things like that
26:53No
26:53Oh you just fucked a lot
26:54At home
26:55Yeah kind of
26:56Well no I like
26:57I moved to LA in 2015 so
26:59And then Tinder was like a thing
27:01And
27:01You and your Tinder
27:02Okay it was like
27:03The beginning of Tinder
27:05Back then
27:06Wow
27:07Back in the good days
27:082015
27:08Okay
27:09Good for you
27:10New to a city you know
27:12Fair enough
27:12A lot of hot guys here
27:14Okay
27:15Compared to where I was from
27:16There was like
27:17200 people in my whole high school
27:18So
27:19Okay
27:20Yeah
27:21I feel like you lost your virginity
27:22In like
27:22Grade 6
27:24I was 13
27:25Yeah
27:26That's
27:26Grade 9
27:27Grade 9
27:28Okay
27:28Yeah
27:28Or 8
27:299
27:29That was a freshman
27:30Okay
27:31That was a Pepsi guy
27:32Oh the Pepsi guy
27:33Yeah
27:34And blowjob
27:35Feel like you were like
27:36Grade 2 or something
27:37Grade 2
27:38Jeez
27:38I just killed it
27:40No
27:40God
27:41I was in 4th grade
27:42No I'm kidding
27:43No I think I honestly
27:44Didn't do that until
27:46That was later maybe
27:47Yeah I was
27:48Because that was like
27:49How old are you for V-Card
27:51I was 14
27:52Yeah
27:53But you would be shocked
27:54At how many people
27:55I've had sex with
27:56Oh it's more than her
27:58Less
27:58You would think
27:59But it's more
27:59No
28:00I've had sex with
28:0211
28:0311 guys
28:04And 2 of the guys
28:05Were with
28:06The relationship I'm in
28:07Doing shows
28:08Yeah
28:09Wow
28:09I haven't been with
28:10No way
28:11Any guys at all
28:12I've been with a ton of girls
28:13But I just
28:14So I'm really just
28:16I don't know
28:17I don't like saying
28:18I don't like someone
28:18Thinking they can
28:2011 by the way
28:21Penetrate me
28:22If I don't allow it
28:23That's my lie number
28:24What
28:24That's the number
28:25I used to lie
28:26But what do you like
28:27Double it
28:27Is it actually
28:28No girls
28:28You know how many girls
28:29Have you been with
28:30And I would always say
28:30Oh not many
28:3111
28:32But what is it really like
28:33Oh no
28:34It's a good number
28:35It's a good lie
28:35So
28:35Because it sounds like
28:36You're not saying 10
28:3710's too
28:38So you can
28:39You can base my
28:4011
28:41I guess now
28:42Right
28:43You can
28:44You can base my
28:45Whether I'm lying or not
28:46Based on the amount
28:47Of telling everything
28:48That I do
28:49No it's true
28:49I would literally
28:50If I fuck 300 guys
28:52I'd be like
28:52Fucking
28:53I fuck 300 guys
28:54I'm better than all of you
28:56I win
28:57You know what I mean
28:58You would do that
28:58But yeah
28:59I don't
29:00I just
29:01I'm a long term
29:02Relationship girly
29:03So I always end up
29:03In a long term relationship
29:04Yeah
29:05But I do love
29:06Sex
29:06It's just got
29:07Like I always end up
29:08Kind of
29:08You know what
29:10I don't like a one night stand
29:11I
29:12It's
29:12It's not for me
29:13It's not really fun
29:14It's not
29:15I have a hard time saying no
29:16So like
29:17I meet a guy
29:18I go out
29:19Have drinks
29:20My mind is like
29:21I want to go home
29:22Like I don't really want to go home with you
29:23But he's like
29:24Come on
29:24Let's go to my house
29:25Okay
29:2868
29:2969
29:29You know
29:33Yeah
29:33Wow
29:34But to me
29:35Yeah
29:35You know
29:35The whole
29:36You don't really like the person thing
29:38And you're in the Uber together
29:39Making small talk
29:40No I like the romantic part of sex
29:43She likes the beginning part
29:44Where she's like
29:44Oh my god
29:44He's so hot
29:45Oh my god
29:45The way he talks to me
29:46But then you get him home
29:47And his balls smell like onions
29:49That's a real thing
29:50That's a real thing
29:51We call him onion balls
29:52His name is onion balls
29:53Your husband?
29:54No
29:55God no
29:56I'm sorry
29:58Yeah no
29:59No his balls smell fresh
30:00Yeah his balls are amazing
30:02Yeah
30:02Good
30:03Yeah but the onion balls guy was
30:05Because he was hot
30:06He was hot
30:07You would think he would smell amazing
30:09Like fine
30:09We were like
30:10Oh my god
30:10And he was young
30:11And like strapping on lad
30:14Balls of the onion
30:15And I was like
30:16Dude what's up with that
30:17And he's like
30:17Oh I do the no poo
30:19The what?
30:20The no poo
30:20No shampoo
30:22You need to poo
30:23Yeah
30:24He literally like
30:26Yeah no shampoo
30:27No soap
30:27What is that a vegan thing?
30:28No I don't know
30:29He like saw it on a tiktok
30:30That it was a thing
30:31Oh my god
30:32All the people are doing it
30:33And his balls smell like onions?
30:35Dude it is so bad
30:36What does penis taste like?
30:38Onions
30:38It was sitting on the balls
30:40Well because you smell
30:41It's like a ruminating thing
30:42Dude I probably taste
30:43You taste what you smell
30:44Does that make sense?
30:45The whole room tasted it
30:47Yeah
30:47It was bad
30:48Like it was
30:49Yeah it was pretty bad
30:50What smells or tastes worse
30:52A stinky dick
30:53Or a stinky pussy?
30:54I think a stinky pussy
30:55Can taste and smell
30:56I don't know
30:57Well
30:58Cause there's like a fluid
30:59With a pussy
31:00Yeah
31:00So it's gonna
31:00It'll have a bitter
31:02Bitter aftertaste
31:03But sort of tastes like
31:05It smells like that
31:05Cold platter
31:06When you go to like
31:07The restaurant
31:08It's like a cold shrimp
31:09I said it was like
31:10Cold shrimp
31:11So there's like a clean
31:12Like a clean
31:14Shrimpy pussy
31:15Okay
31:15I know that sounds impossible
31:16But it's almost like a fresh
31:18Fish
31:18It's fresh
31:19A fresh fish
31:20It's like a nice halibut
31:21That you got on the ice
31:22Yeah
31:22But then there's like
31:23The old filthy stinky
31:25It's the sewage
31:25Sitting in your car
31:26In the hot sun
31:27It's kind of like
31:27The sushi bar
31:28At a grocery store
31:29You're like
31:29That's a little off
31:30Like oh the sushi's
31:31Over here darling
31:32But you know where you are
31:33Yeah
31:33You know I know where I'm at
31:34I'm okay with it
31:35Right
31:35But like sometimes
31:36You know like
31:37When it's that
31:37Porta potty level
31:39I had a friend
31:40They called him
31:41Stinky dick
31:41And he was uncircumcised
31:43And his dick was fine
31:45Until they pulled back
31:46His uncircumcised
31:47Ew
31:47The
31:48Cheese
31:48Cheese dick
31:49It was the cheese dick
31:50But there was never
31:51Anything on it
31:52It was just some type of
31:53Smell once it went back
31:54And every girl
31:55I've been with a guy like that
31:55Every
31:56Really
31:56Yeah right
31:57Yeah
31:58They called it smagma
32:00Yeah
32:00Smagma
32:01Is the legal term for it
32:02I've never had an uncircumcised penis
32:04Because that's a normal body count
32:05He didn't have the smagma
32:06But it did have the aroma
32:08You saw the
32:08I think it's orange
32:09No it didn't have a hue
32:11Oh wait a minute
32:12I do
32:12Okay
32:12How many
32:13Does a body count count
32:14If you just jerk people off
32:15No I think
32:16Oh because you worked
32:17In a massage parlor
32:18Yeah
32:18So I think
32:20Only the hands
32:21Were slutty
32:21No that's fine
32:22That's not a body
32:23But I have experienced
32:24Smagma
32:25With the hands
32:26Oh
32:26I like to touch Aaron
32:27Like this
32:29You did
32:30Yeah
32:31You saw it
32:31I saw it
32:32No like
32:33When I was touching it
32:34It felt like it was
32:35Crumbling
32:36And I was like
32:37Oh my god
32:38I felt gaggy
32:39Like I can't do it
32:40Did it smell
32:42Yeah there were some
32:43That I could smell
32:44From just being this far away
32:45Oh there was multiple
32:45Smagma dicks
32:46There's been a couple
32:47Because some of the guys
32:47Are uncircumcised
32:49The uncircumcised thing
32:50Turns me on
32:51If it's clean
32:52Right
32:53Because it's very
32:53It's a little grosser
32:54I like the look of it
32:55I like a little bit of extra
32:56Yeah
32:56I've never actually
32:57Sat on one
32:58But I hear it's nice
32:59It's more sensitive
33:00Yeah
33:01They say it's better for anal
33:02Yeah
33:03Yeah
33:03Yeah
33:03Because it gives them
33:04A little head start
33:04What if
33:05What if the little piece of skin
33:07Gets stuck outside the anus
33:08And then
33:08That's the thing
33:09You have to put the jacket on
33:11Before entering the house
33:12Oh okay
33:13Wait do you have uncircumcised?
33:14No circumcised
33:15Oh you're not circumcised
33:16No I am
33:16Oh okay
33:17Yeah yeah yeah
33:18Purple helmet gang
33:20And apparently
33:21It feels much better
33:22For them to have sex
33:23By the way
33:23What else we got
33:24You girls are on fire
33:25I feel like I should not even
33:26I was telling her
33:27A really cool story in the car
33:29Do you think that one's a good one?
33:31Which one?
33:32About the guy
33:32That I
33:33That I would
33:34Yeah
33:34Okay
33:35I like it
33:35So I had this guy
33:36That I used to see
33:37Who was like
33:37And keep in mind
33:38Because I used to do like
33:39Stripping
33:39And stuff like that
33:41So I'd meet like
33:41Different people
33:42And I like I said
33:43Never actually like
33:44Like bang dudes
33:45But like you know
33:46Like weird stuff
33:47That I you know
33:49Got myself into
33:49I don't know how
33:50But my ex best
33:52Well now she's my best friend again
33:55Wait let me start over
33:57Oh god
33:59Okay
33:59So my best friend at the time
34:01We knew this guy
34:02And he would have us
34:03Come over like once a week
34:05And we'd pay us
34:05Thousands of dollars
34:06To
34:06He's never seen us naked
34:07But we would dress in
34:08Like stewardess outfits
34:09Like kind of like
34:10Pencil skirts
34:11And pantyhose
34:12Or some shit
34:12I like that
34:13And then like
34:13We would basically
34:15Sit on his face
34:16On a pillow
34:17While he jerked off
34:18With cream
34:19Okay
34:19Cream
34:20Because he would say
34:21Give me the cream
34:22Give me the cream
34:24And then he would like
34:25We would like
34:25Squirt the cream in his hand
34:27And he would
34:27Like do a bunch of
34:28Lines of coke first
34:29So he was like
34:30Super noodle dick
34:30Like nothing was happening
34:31Anyways
34:32Right
34:32So then like
34:33What he'd want us to do
34:34Is take a map
34:35And pretend we were
34:35Going to kill him
34:36And put his body somewhere
34:37And tell him where
34:38We were going to bury him
34:39No chance
34:39No 100%
34:40And this was every week
34:41And he would be like
34:42Every week
34:43Yeah
34:43And he wouldn't switch up
34:44Thousands of dollars
34:45Every week
34:45Yeah no
34:45Never saw
34:46And the porn he would put on
34:48Wasn't porn
34:48It was like people
34:49Getting hit by cars
34:49And shit
34:50And like
34:51And he would just be like
34:52Oh my god
34:53Is that me
34:58He'd be like
35:00What are you going to do to me
35:01What are you going to do to me
35:04I'd be like
35:04We're going to take you
35:05To the desert
35:06We're going to cut you up
35:06In a million pieces
35:07And he would be
35:08Drinking offices
35:08Yeah yeah yeah
35:09And then
35:10Would he come
35:10Or never come
35:11He barely
35:12I think I only saw him
35:13Come twice
35:13Because he was so coked out
35:15He was just like
35:15Squeezing his little noodles
35:17But then like
35:17And his breath was so bad
35:19Like kicking from coke
35:20So like
35:20We would be like
35:21Dude your fucking breath
35:22And we'd like
35:22Put a pillow
35:23You know what I mean
35:24But we like
35:24Low-key loved this guy
35:25Because he was so interesting
35:26You know what I mean
35:28Like he was funny as shit
35:29We like went to dinner
35:29With him and stuff
35:30Like you know
35:31Off the bill
35:32Like he would like
35:34He just had the funniest shit
35:35He would say you know
35:37Together?
35:38No this is my other friend
35:40From when I was dancing
35:41You're nuts
35:42Yeah
35:43You've lived a life
35:44I've lived quite a life
35:45Yeah
35:46You ever do stuff like that?
35:48Yeah
35:49I wasn't really call it
35:51Like a sugar baby thing
35:52But I did see this guy
35:53That
35:55Yeah he's never gonna see this
35:56So I can say who he is
35:57Yeah
35:57But he was like
35:58The artist
36:00Or writer
36:01For Marvel magazines
36:03Marvel?
36:04Marvel
36:04Oh wow
36:05Like the
36:06Comic books
36:07Yeah
36:07Okay
36:07Like Marvel specifically
36:09Right
36:09But he
36:10Same thing
36:11Couldn't have sex
36:12He was like ancient
36:13And he would take me to dinner
36:14And then
36:15Would want
36:16Is this the OG goat?
36:17Stan Lee
36:18What's his name?
36:18Is this the ancient guy?
36:19Yeah
36:19No not ancient guy
36:20Stan
36:21No no no no
36:22Stan Lee
36:23No no no
36:24Okay
36:24But like partners with him
36:26Wow
36:27Okay so that's googleable
36:29Keep going
36:29This is good
36:30He's burped
36:31Mom if you're watching
36:32Please scroll
36:33Keep scrolling
36:35But yeah
36:36So he would
36:37Take me to dinner
36:38And he'd want me to dress up
36:39In like super fancy outfits
36:41And
36:42Which is like
36:43Okay you're obviously
36:44A sugar baby with this guy
36:45Because he looks like my grandpa
36:46Okay
36:47And he would sit across
36:48From the table
36:49And like kiss my arm
36:50In front of everybody
36:51Okay
36:52And then
36:52Go back to his house
36:54And
36:55And what?
36:57He would want to jerk off
36:58Like to me
36:59And like saying
37:00The same things
37:01Like
37:01Like what?
37:02You know like
37:02Your dick is small
37:03And you're a piece of shit
37:05Oh he likes humiliation
37:05Yes he likes humiliation
37:06But he couldn't jerk off
37:07Was his dick really small?
37:10Tiny
37:10Like
37:11Dude I'm soaked
37:12Like
37:13Like the tiniest little
37:15Is he dead now?
37:16No he's still alive
37:17I think
37:17I don't know
37:18He might be
37:18He was old
37:19He's old
37:19I don't really like that
37:20Yeah it was
37:21How old?
37:21Would you guys have sex at all
37:22Or no?
37:23No he couldn't
37:23Like his dick was tiny
37:24And he couldn't
37:25He couldn't even have sex with him?
37:26It couldn't get hard
37:26Like he would be yanking it
37:27Like pulling it
37:29But it's like a gummy worm
37:30Oh
37:30So
37:31Yeah
37:31Like it wouldn't
37:32How old is this guy?
37:33I don't know
37:33At the time
37:34Maybe like 79
37:35Oh my god
37:37So it never changes
37:39Yeah
37:39And then what would you do?
37:41You would just humiliate him
37:42While he tried to jerk off?
37:43Yeah I would just be standing there
37:44Like
37:44Oh you
37:45Like shit
37:45You're a little tiny dick
37:47Loser
37:47You're a loser
37:48Like I don't know
37:49And he would get off to that
37:50Yeah
37:50Like if I
37:50I would be like
37:51Oh you're not that bad
37:52No say worse
37:53He would want me to say
37:55The worst things
37:56You ever seen him come?
37:57No
37:57He never
37:58He couldn't
37:58He never came
38:00I made an 80 year old guy come once
38:03You what?
38:04I made an 80 year old guy come once
38:05Oh at the salon?
38:07At the parlor?
38:08Yeah I won't be resharing this one on my page
38:10Yeah
38:11Yeah no
38:1280?
38:13That's good
38:14No yeah
38:15It's just like
38:15But just my hand
38:16I was gonna do like a
38:18Hands for the elderly thing
38:20Hey do you wanna give a little
38:22Do you wanna give a hands off tutorial?
38:24On the bottle?
38:25I mean I don't
38:26It's not like a rocket science
38:28But like you know
38:29You gotta have all the cream
38:30The cream
38:31Cream is nice
38:32Yeah and you just like
38:33Well this is big
38:35But I feel like massage part
38:36Yeah
38:36Massage part of the girls though
38:38You gotta get the like
38:38I like to do like the over
38:40Like so where you're hitting the head
38:42Yeah the head
38:42That's a good one
38:43Then you do this
38:44Do you squeeze the base and do the top?
38:47Yeah where you get like the blood kind of
38:49Yeah like really squeeze the bottom
38:50Get it in there
38:51Some fondling the balls
38:53I like to like cup the balls
38:55With the base
38:56That's a great one
38:57Yeah
38:58And like
38:58And then do the top
39:00Yeah
39:00And I saw this prostitute
39:01This old whore
39:02And the base
39:03She said
39:03You do the heartbeat of America
39:05And then you squeeze it
39:05The blood goes to the top
39:06Then you play it at the top
39:07The heartbeat of America?
39:09Yeah the heartbeat of America
39:10You put it like this
39:11This is
39:12Okay
39:14And she was like
39:15You go like this with the
39:15And it simulates a female orgasm
39:18Oh
39:19For a guy?
39:20This is what an old
39:22Timey whore told me once
39:24She knew
39:25That's funny
39:26I'm trying to
39:27No she was actually
39:28On one of those like HBO shows
39:30But I was watching and taking notes
39:31Okay
39:33Wow
39:34Thank you for that
39:35Thank you for that
39:37Wow
39:38I don't even know where to go
39:39You guys just keep talking
39:41Okay
39:42I like the
39:43Story
39:44Any other celebs?
39:46Celebs
39:46Yeah
39:47Oh man
39:47Oh god here we go
39:50I was living with Redfu
39:51For a little bit
39:52Love Redfu
39:53He's cool
39:54Huge fan
39:54Psycho
39:56Is he a psycho?
39:57He doesn't sleep
39:57And he stays up all night
39:59On cocaine?
40:00No surprisingly
40:01Or maybe
40:01I don't know
40:02I was so naive at the time
40:03But he
40:05Would stay up all night
40:06And
40:07Is he okay?
40:08Like is he alive?
40:09Yeah he's
40:10What's he doing?
40:11He has a girlfriend
40:12That is having a baby
40:13Or had a baby
40:14But why did they end that run?
40:16What a run
40:17Supposedly that's his cousin
40:18And they had some like
40:19They hated each other
40:20Some
40:20I don't know
40:21Falling out
40:22Because fun fact
40:24I came up with the idea
40:25For Sex and I Know It
40:26To do Speedos
40:27And no one believes me
40:28But this is true
40:28And if you ask
40:29Yes
40:30Wait are they Canadians?
40:31No but I hosted MTV
40:32They look like they'd be Canadians
40:33They're Americans
40:34But they're from LA
40:35His dad is
40:35His dad's the Motown guy
40:38Yeah
40:38Barry Gordy
40:39Barry Gordy
40:40Yeah
40:40And I hosted MTV Spring Break
40:43Back in 2011
40:44True story
40:45And me and my friends
40:46All
40:4620 of us wore Speedos
40:48And then they co-hosted it with us
40:50Because they were there
40:51With MTV
40:51So I became tight with Red Fruit
40:53True story
40:54In their prime
40:55Like first album days
40:56Like yes
40:57And I'm in Miami bitch
40:58Like those days
40:59And then he was dying laughing
41:01He was like
41:01You guys wear Speedos every day
41:02We're like yeah
41:02We have seven different Speedos
41:03He goes
41:04That's fucking hilarious
41:05And I said
41:06On my mom
41:06I said
41:07You gotta do a music video for it
41:09He goes
41:09We do have a song coming out
41:10Called Sex and I Know It
41:11For the next album
41:12And he took your
41:13And then he did it
41:13And then I saw him
41:14At the next concert
41:14And he said
41:15On the mic in Ottawa
41:16He said
41:16This is the guy
41:17That came up with the Speedos
41:18And I went
41:20Oh nice
41:20True story
41:21That's cool
41:21I believe it
41:22No one believes it
41:23That is true
41:24I just realized
41:24I have a 12 body count
41:26Red Fu
41:27No
41:29No but I just don't want to lie
41:30I just remembered
41:31There was an extra one
41:32It was the landscaper
41:33Oh no he didn't get hurt
41:35Oh yeah
41:36Right
41:37Wait you
41:37He was actually the landscaper
41:38I thought that was Aaron
41:40No there was a landscaper
41:41No Aaron has played
41:42A landscaper before
41:43Oh okay
41:44So tell us about Red Fu
41:46Um
41:46Ah man
41:47I don't know
41:48I just thought we were dating
41:49And I was living with him
41:51And he would fuck me occasionally
41:53Okay
41:54And uh
41:54Yeah
41:55And then he had a party
41:56At the Party Rock Mansion
41:58Which is like
41:59Kind of a trap house
41:59But um
42:01He
42:01Locked me out of the room
42:03And was in there
42:04With like a bunch of chicks
42:05And
42:06That's when I realized
42:07I should probably move out
42:09Um
42:10Like I don't think this is what I think it is
42:12Yeah
42:12It was weird
42:13He uh
42:14He did a YouTube video
42:15Like he was trying to get into YouTube
42:17Doing like funny skits
42:18And stuff at the time
42:18I don't even think he was making music anymore
42:20But he would still travel
42:21Like to Japan
42:22Or wherever he's famous
42:23I remember that
42:23During his tennis era
42:24Yes
42:25Yeah exactly
42:26Big fan
42:26Yeah
42:26And um
42:27I met him in Venice
42:28I lived in Venice Beach
42:29Okay
42:29For like a couple years
42:31When I first moved here
42:32So I met him
42:32In Venice
42:33And um
42:35Yeah
42:35Uh
42:36He did this video
42:38Where he had
42:39This girl
42:39That played softball
42:40Come over
42:41And hit
42:41A bowl of Pokey
42:43In his living room
42:45Like smashed it
42:46On the wall
42:46Um
42:47And
42:49Then there was Pokey
42:50In the wall
42:50For like two weeks
42:51Like dried
42:52Crusty Pokey
42:53And he just left it
42:54He just left it
42:56Um
42:56So it smelled like
42:58His house was
42:59Nice looking
42:59Yeah
43:00Pretty much
43:01His house was
43:02A dumb
43:03Poor girl
43:04Did you hear that a lot
43:05Was it
43:06Yeah
43:06Everyone
43:07The whole time
43:08Okay
43:09Let's close out
43:10With a banger
43:10What do you got for us
43:12Banger
43:13Yeah
43:13Um
43:14A weird
43:15Show story maybe
43:17Uh
43:18Show storm
43:19Show story
43:20Like
43:20What is a show
43:21When you say show
43:22That's what we
43:22That's what we call them
43:23We call our videos
43:24Like a scene
43:25Right
43:25Scene
43:26Yeah I guess we don't
43:26Call it a scene
43:27Okay
43:28It's a show
43:29Yeah it's a show
43:31Okay
43:32Um
43:33Cause when I think show
43:34I think you're going
43:35On stage and fucking
43:36Did we fuck off camera
43:37Yeah
43:37Or we have
43:37Like a few times
43:38Alright
43:39Yeah like
43:40When we were in
43:41Malibu
43:42Oh that was fun
43:43That was hot
43:43Oh on my birthday
43:44Yeah
43:45Yeah
43:45I just saw her
43:46Walking around
43:47In this like little
43:47You know
43:48With her big ass titties
43:49In this little like
43:50Micro bikini
43:51And I was like
43:52We're gonna go in the room
43:53I just ate her pussy
43:54Real quick but
43:55Oh how
43:56How often are you
43:57Letting your husband
43:58Put in your bum
44:00Uh
44:01We actually haven't
44:01Done that yet
44:02Right
44:02But he's been asking
44:03They just met
44:04I keep forgetting
44:05He like
44:06Every time
44:07We go to fuck
44:08He's like
44:08Can I put it in your ass
44:09And I'm like
44:10Yeah
44:10And he's like
44:11Alright next time
44:12I was like
44:12He's already in
44:13Just to know
44:14That he can do it
44:14Yeah
44:15And
44:16She's down
44:17She actually
44:18Anal's her kink
44:18Oh you like anal
44:20Can you orgasm
44:21From anal
44:21Yeah I can squirt
44:22Or makes me squirt
44:24Every time
44:24She squirted it all over
44:26So you put it in your ass
44:28And your vagina squirts
44:29No my ass squirts
44:31She shits herself
44:32I shit myself
44:34That's squirting right
44:36Yeah no my pussy will squirt
44:38Without touching the vagina
44:39Yeah
44:39It's like something like
44:40Up there
44:41That
44:41I've never seen that
44:43That's new
44:44Yeah
44:44She squirts good
44:45Wow
44:47Huh
44:49Okay ladies and gentlemen
44:50What an episode
44:52Anal booty squirting
44:53Uh huh
44:54Very good
44:54Emily Knight
44:55Emily dot knight
44:56On Instagram
44:56Emily underscore knight
44:57Dot tv
44:58Dot tv
44:59Emily underscore knight
45:01Dot tv
45:02Dot tv
45:02Viking dot barbie
45:03Kaylee Swenson
45:05K-A-Y-L-E-I-G-H
45:07S-W-E-N-S-O-N
45:08If you don't find
45:09Viking dot barbie
45:11Come on Zucky boy
45:12This was Pillow Talk
45:13We'll see you next Tuesday
45:14Thank you
45:15Thank you
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45:16Thank you
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