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00:00i heard you fuck chris brown yeah i have a chris brown how's that really good oh it was it
00:06nice
00:06do you does he play cbez music while he pumps you i did blow him while he was playing one
00:12of
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02:46shout out to kazumi though yeah she gives me too much credit i gave him pussy she gave him
02:51pussy but you gave him a platform platform puss yeah equal the two peas almost yeah and he gave the
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03:04perfect plug yeah kazumi is here yay and another k is here first time on the show legendary rising
03:15superstar came in the game hot taking over all the way from jacksonville florida yeah used to work at
03:23chick-fil-a yum now she filleting the chicks yeah she's chicken and dick it yeah kylie rocket
03:34mother rocket oh yeah yeah were you the hottest chick-fil-a girl ever um i think so you worked
03:41at
03:41chick-fil-a and yeah apparently you were doing really well there yeah you moved up quick i was like
03:46hustling you're a training director yeah in just a matter of months legend yeah i was still in high
03:51school wow yeah and you really moved up the ranks yeah do you believe in god sorry because i don't
03:58know i don't think so yeah yeah no not just randomly do you believe in god like do you have
04:02to say i
04:02believe in god you don't have to say to work at chick-fil-a no you don't i don't think
04:06so i don't
04:06i mean i don't even think that's illegal yeah to like do that but they they're kind of like
04:12atheists yeah you know it depends also like who's owning that like the franchise right yeah yeah
04:19because some bosses are maybe like that and some bosses aren't mine wasn't so you were a passionate
04:24fry cook lady that yeah yes did you any chick-fil-aers no were you a little horndog pre-porn
04:32um i was but
04:33only for with like two or three guys i always jumped around between like my ex-boyfriend and my boyfriend
04:39and
04:39my ex-boyfriend and my boyfriend you're a lover yeah yeah and then i had this like it wasn't a
04:44sugar daddy but it was like a sugar daddy he just gave me a whole bunch of jewelry because he
04:49worked
04:49at a jewelry shop he's a sugar daddy if he's over 35 in my opinion then yeah yeah yeah if
04:54he's like 36
04:55we were talking for a long time but like during that i obviously had my own boyfriends and stuff
05:01but he was a regular at my chick-fil-a so every time after like we i'd close we'd meet
05:07up in the
05:07parking lot by jc pennies and like and you would fuck in the car we wouldn't fuck until i turned
05:1218
05:13which i was so sad about because i didn't know we didn't want to how old is this guy meeting
05:19up at
05:20chick-fil-a um like more older than 45 oh yeah 17 year old to talk in the parking lot
05:27car yeah at jc
05:28penny yeah fbi we caught you oh oh my god and then on your 18th birthday he you yeah that's
05:38illegal
05:38to me yeah no the fact that you waited like grooming that means he jerked off to your ig
05:43no for sure i mean i also i gave him hand jobs and at 17 yeah illegal sorry but that's
05:49super
05:49illegal i know jewelry store which one i know it was k jewel okay that's not p dude okay not
05:55p
05:55at all we're narrowing it down okay yeah well that guy yeah ew sorry i don't know where he's at
06:01now
06:02he's probably like last time i heard he wanted to move to texas a lot of little kids in texas
06:06there's children i hope that was the first and last oh we hope so but probably not yeah um but
06:13this is
06:13a canon experience that all porn people go through they have to work as a fry cook and some weird
06:17fry
06:18yeah shake shack and i also had shake shack competitors but they were within my age range
06:23i feel like shake shack's way better though yeah we don't have to believe in god yeah we could say
06:27fuck god fuck god you have a twin yes is she kylie rocket vibes um not really she's more mom
06:36vibes
06:37oh yeah she's a milf because you're 22. i mean she is not a milf but a milf yeah 22
06:43already mom
06:44vibes yeah threw her life away completely live a little i know but she's starting to live a little
06:49now she's a little bit yeah no she has a husband it's the dick years though yeah these are dick
06:55years
06:55those are dick i know he's in the army so he's deployed oh that's not real oh she cheats on
07:00him a lot
07:00no she doesn't everyone cheats on deployment doesn't cheat
07:07mailman knows who's the deployment house is yeah he probably cheats he's the pro he's the cheater with
07:14i don't think so i don't think there's a lot of puss puss out there no where is he germany
07:18oh
07:21sure i speak german i don't know what that means well randomly if you and your twin were standing next
07:28to each other could we tell which twin ate more nutrients in the wound like which is sexier me
07:34oh obviously yeah but i mean i just think that i grew up from high school and shit i always
07:42thought
07:42she was way prettier than you grew up and blew up yeah i grew up and blew up literally true
07:47dot but
07:48i'm sure we we look identical but there's just small similarities you ever have a threesome no that's
07:54incest but it's just a thing that twins must have incest yeah twin incest did you have like a little
08:00incest once no twice we've never we're even scared to like see each other naked you haven't compared
08:05boobs who's phone i'm sorry if i had a twin i would fuck her yeah you would yeah yeah maybe
08:14i mean
08:16i don't know i don't think so maybe she was in the industry of course i'd do it if she
08:20was in the
08:20industry like like yeah i asked a twin this once the birch twins i said you ever had a threesome
08:25they're like that's my sister would you your sister i said i would but she's a six yeah you know
08:30yeah she's got a flat ass kind of what's stopping me too
08:35if your sister was mia malkova you would her come on easy peasy
08:42i probably like i wouldn't touch her but i'd someone with her yeah that's how i do it that's
08:48fun yeah but also like everyone has a twin fetish but it's like don't you kind of want a blonde
08:53and
08:54a brunette if you're having a threesome white white two of the same i don't need the same
08:57shut up okay i kind of like everything i would like a blonde and a brown root and a brown
09:04brunette
09:05yeah fucking you know i can't even speak right now it's all good have a cocoa vodka cheers to you
09:12kylie rocket we met on a matt rife skit oh yeah wow he blew up and blew up he's a
09:18hunky guy i saw a
09:19picture do y'all know the meme of the little boy like his it's like a yearbook picture of like
09:25kindergarten he's like this yeah yeah yeah boy yeah there's a picture of matt rife and him like
09:31side by side and they look alike oh i thought you were saying he grew up to be matt rife
09:36and i was like
09:37what no maybe i don't know we met a little boy in the meme no they'll fight yeah did you
09:43matt rife no how come um i'm not interested okay which celebs have you smashed i heard you
09:51fuck chris brown yeah i have a chris brown how's that really good oh it was it nice okay pass
09:59the
09:59digits yeah it was really really good it was more than once oh oh yummy what the repeat offender
10:06calls yeah good for you do you does he play cbez music while he pumps you um not all the
10:12time
10:12sometimes i did blow him while he was playing one of his songs it was um autumn leaves how narcissistic
10:20i would die do you breathe to your podcast the sound of your voice no do you
10:25reggie to your porn tapes no but i feel like that's more realistic right yeah yeah we could
10:32but it's not all the time it's just that could be hot yeah yeah yeah any other celebrities
10:38tyga yeah no diplo okay i would fuck diplo i would too or i would um fuck what's his name
10:47g-easy yeah g-easy looks like a dick i would fuck him you like that yeah
10:51like manhandled me and i like that okay i've said it and i've gotten told i kind of have his
10:57vibe you
10:57you do kind of have like a g-easy vibe like if g-easy was nice nice yeah probably fire
11:03he is
11:04really like not nice like a dick and we like that right it's kind of hot in the bed yeah
11:09hey do you
11:10have a boyfriend right now oh oopsie i don't want to like we don't have to talk about it um
11:18i don't think i do it's complicated how do you not i think i have a boyfriend oh my god
11:23look i don't right now it's no because we're not talking at all but i thought we were for the
11:30longest i mean it's been like a week now 14 days it's over yeah like no i'm already like done
11:36like
11:36i'm already over it but for the longest time i thought we were together and then he was here last
11:42time didn't hit you up no did hit me like he was staying with me but then he had said
11:48something in a
11:48conversation what do you say like he mentioned something about is this not being a label and i
11:54was like oh he dropped the no label yeah oh shut up and i was like wait this time i'm
11:58thinking that
11:58we're together together whenever a guy says like i don't want labels then you should just get gang
12:03banked by all of his friends that's what he says he's saying it's okay i mean i have been shooting
12:08a
12:08lot more content and like doing threesomes and foursomes and good yeah every single day i'm like i just shot
12:14something just today a threesome it's kind of like uh true kate did that yeah where after she
12:18broke up she just went banana sandwich yeah she was banana that's me i mean i really haven't got a
12:25lot of dick really off camera too so now i'm just like you think about off cam dick no oh
12:31you haven't
12:31i haven't now i am because i was like i thought i was really with him right you know so
12:36i was getting
12:37on-camera sex you know and i was going back home being alone not cheating not cheating the on-cam
12:43sex are you enjoying it it's yeah i think i do really good no you you do great yeah but
12:48do you
12:48like the sex on yeah on cam i mean i do i just don't think about it as like sex
12:53i think about
12:54it's like me performing and i like performing okay she's a great performer we were in browser's house
12:59and she was going it i love it like i love to go i love orgies let's talk about browser's
13:04house
13:04who do you think's gonna win i don't know i kaylee gutner i feel like is gonna win and probably
13:09ryan
13:11and you no i'm not gonna win no you fucking choked by missing your flight i missed my flight
13:16i missed the reunion i'm a flop but i mean so dude i'm an l and also i just felt
13:22like i like
13:23was not on my a-game like i was not getting ready all those days i feel like it would
13:27be better if you
13:28weren't so that because like you can do your own stuff you know not like fully be locked i think
13:32you're
13:33gonna win because you were like hyped and excited and you were slightly like a top five pick yeah i
13:37think
13:37you it's i think it's between you five for lily lou and cj miles in my opinion i thought it
13:42was
13:42definitely gonna be cj because she's in miami and it'd be nice to like have a contract person in
13:46miami yeah you know and she's just tiny i was talking to ricky and he says he thinks abigail
13:52morris really yeah there's a law of like almost everyone could really win i'm not familiar with
13:57everyone's niches but a lot of people were like yo is that abigail morris she's big apparently she's
14:02stacked yeah in porn yeah she's big in porn she has some big bongos yeah she's so hot she's coming
14:10on next week actually oh yeah i love her okay have you did you know that she has a girlfriend
14:15and a
14:15boyfriend wow well you could tell her to ask her about that i love that one for each i used
14:21to have
14:21that breast i used to be in that you used to be the boyfriend i mean sorry yeah tell us
14:26about that it
14:27was honestly so fun i loved it married married couple plus kylie they weren't married but they
14:32were together for like seven years okay before and then um it was during kobe like right when i got
14:37into the industry and then i was it a porn director no he was a male talent he still is
14:44yummy name drop him
14:46yeah name drop him peter green i don't know that peter green he mainly shoots in miami and shoots like
14:52bang bus who's the wifey um giggles green her name is giggles green not really but she doesn't like
14:59people knowing her i think you could do better than the greens i'm sorry giggles green is the
15:04funniest name ever no it is but she just giggles a lot so that's why we called her giggles well
15:10she's
15:10always and how was that did you kind of get jelly when they would do more romantic without you
15:15sometimes but not all the time little liam over here liam was in a fruple oh yeah really with a
15:21gay
15:21couple oh a married gay couple i don't know how that's like yeah it's fun until it's not right
15:28because you start to get attached yeah and then they start to you know sometimes it's not kylie time
15:34yeah you're at home twiddling your thumbs missing mom and dad i always got mad like more in the
15:38mornings because i'm more of a morning person i like to wake up so i just like leave the room
15:43because
15:43we'd all sleep together in one giant bed or no one of the sides i was on one of the
15:48sides she was in
15:49the middle that's okay so she's she's claiming her territory yeah this is my man you're on the side
15:54yeah for sure which honestly i didn't really mind because it it got to a point where i didn't see
16:00myself individually with them like i could i could only see myself with them together threesomes is a
16:05nightmare i hate them really i like one-on-one or gang bangs yeah you like gang bangs more than
16:11threesomes
16:11i like three sons with two girls no no i like penis parties yeah i like everything i love
16:19pussy so i can like you so you are full lesbian yeah i think so yeah full bye full bye
16:25full bye
16:25yeah 51 either way i feel like i could date a guy and then i definitely do on my own
16:32thruple but i want
16:34to have my own boyfriend first okay so date first yeah let's see second but pretty close yummy
16:39yeah it's pretty close okay yeah but you've wifed a chick right wife the chick yeah you've dated a
16:44girl back yeah well the thruple that's really the only girl okay and you're more attached to her
16:49vagina than his penis yeah good for you yeah we were just always doing we did everything together
16:54especially during covet he would play video games and we'd like cook together we take showers together
16:59we'd watch movies and like together like we're just always together were they your age
17:04um she was 24 and he was 27 i was 18 okay something strange okay but i mean he's in
17:14the industry
17:14so it kind of works yeah do you like older couples usually um usually yes i have been trying to
17:24like
17:25stay away from that because you know i actually do want a young boyfriend but every time i try and
17:31date
17:31someone my age i feel like i'm their mom or i don't know like they're just not making the same
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18:32taken dicks bigger yeah i mean i've taken dread have you done any while you've done dread yeah how was
18:36that great i've done it multiple times you did booty or no just the vagina i don't do booty you
18:42don't
18:42you haven't done first anal yet no wow you can charge for that that's 10k at least i know yeah
18:49i'm
18:49scared to do it have you done it off cam yeah with the greens no oh no with uh pedophile
18:57trick-fil-a
18:57boy no good people that i met here oh yeah like here no and you didn't enjoy it um one
19:07time no and
19:08then one time yeah because it was like slow and but the second time it just like went straight in
19:14because i was riding so fast you went on top yeah and i was like on top and it just
19:18literally the
19:19whole thing went straight up my ass ouchie and i was just paralyzed and i haven't tried it since then
19:25oh that guy i know it was my fault though i was like bouncing on that cock so hard and
19:31i was so
19:32wet they say spoon as with coconut butter is the best way yeah well yeah because the one time where
19:38it
19:38felt good was in spoon have you explored um the anal regions we haven't no like you and your butt
19:46like
19:46in your own individual journey not much i wish more yeah go crazy on my birthday i was supposed to
19:51receive a rim job and never happened uh you were at 11 until 7 a.m and i had to
19:56walk in a swimming
19:57show two hours later don't don't ryan think about that i even i did i put my leg up on
20:04the tub and i did the
20:05shave you know what we do yeah i was trimmed down and on my way home from 11 i was
20:11like let me just
20:12go wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe just to make sure yeah deal's a deal ass on your face
20:19like come
20:20on baby i thought you're not yeah please hey tell us about this whole teacher fetish you have
20:26yeah i do have a teacher fetish i've never actually done it but i do like to think about it
20:30i like
20:31teachers you had a teacher in school that you wanted to talk yeah i've had a few hot teachers
20:35in school and have they hit on you now that you're you know graduated no but i mean i do
20:41follow one on
20:42facebook he commented on one of my posts the other day and i was like yes oh yeah yeah yeah
20:49and then i
20:50did have a teacher in middle school who went to jail oh yeah for getting he was my middle school
20:57teacher
20:57but this is when i was a senior in high school okay and then there was a student that was
21:03a year
21:03younger than me so she was a junior got her pregnant got a student pregnant yeah oh yeah
21:11you live in pedal world and i'm sorry about that no literally yeah and you know the crazy part when
21:17you're doing pedal the crazy part is pedal rule number one he was literally like i was his student
21:22aid in middle school he was my favorite teacher ever he looked like drake like a dupe of drake honestly
21:27he
21:27was big ass and like big big big he had a huge ass like his ass was just like that's
21:33not how i
21:33described drake in my mind his face looked like drake though just a little a little cross-eyed though
21:42yeah once he put the glasses on he had you know it was and that's the guy that impregnated the
21:48junior
21:49yeah but the crazy thing is i had found out um i was in uh soccer and then one of
21:56the girls in the
21:56soccer team she had told me and i was like shut the fuck up you're lying and she was like
22:01no so i
22:03went to his classroom after school one day and like literally confronted him wow and i just said
22:09the first thing i said was hey i have a question for you and he was like what just another
22:13miss
22:13jackson rumor like i gave him no context like nothing and that was the first thing he said wow
22:19and then miss jackson rumor was obviously she fucked the student and i looked at him and i was like
22:25all right that's all i needed to know and then i walked out not good for you yeah that ass
22:30i know
22:31yeah yeah i wouldn't even fuck normal drake tbh really no yeah no i wouldn't either i think so
22:38i never really was a big fan of drake drake ugly he's not cute huh no no he's handsome i
22:44don't think
22:44like if he was just a random guy i saw at like era one i think i would be like
22:49i'm okay it's true
22:49take away the everything is he handsome like if i was in zimbabwe and i didn't know that was drake
22:54i'd be like that's just the guy yeah yeah yeah well i don't know maybe he fed a fat ass
23:00i'd think
23:01about it yeah like that one teacher gosh so now you're doing a lot of teacher student
23:07porn not a lot but sometimes you like it though it's your favorite i do like it whenever i'm
23:12shooting like a scene and i really want to come like i'll think about it like i'll think you think
23:16about fat ass drake no i like it's not happening for me i just think like the person who's fucking
23:24me is the teacher and i'm just like in my head i'm like yeah professor like give it to me
23:29yummy
23:31yeah good for you and sometimes i actually do come but it takes me a minute yes what's your go
23:37-to
23:37come come highlight reel like what makes you go oh you're a beautiful woman yeah duh do you want to
23:44tell them what gets me in a nut in two seconds go ahead yeah yeah it's the same thing as
23:51you
23:51wait i'm a student oh he's fat ass drake he's just like can i do anything to get a better
23:58grade and
23:58he's like nope and i'm like nope that's so hot though oh yeah it's so hot oh yeah same thing
24:09it
24:09just like you're not supposed to be doing it but like you know i like it oh i love it
24:14yeah
24:29it's but it's still in toronto yeah yeah yeah it's a great area no but yeah you all know the
24:35rule of thumb is 18. some countries have 14. you're fucked if you do that don't go there
24:39i think new york city is 14 isn't it i don't know really something like that alabama wait
24:46new york is should not be separate from like all the other states why should new york be petoworld
24:51like what there's some place can you google it's like missouri really
24:58baby you're the hottest girl from missouri
25:03so you had a friend your mom okay so you got into porn yeah you didn't tell your mom and
25:08dad no
25:09how first of all kazumi by the way your parents still have no fucking idea really
25:15fucking idiots oh my gosh they just don't watch anything no they're noobs they're asian and they're
25:20confused they just eat ramen and shit but they they just don't know the internet yeah i mean hey just
25:27fucking push it as long as you can are they gonna get mad if they find out they'll commit seppuku
25:33yeah
25:34that's a that's a dishonorable suicide by like a knife in the stomach it's a japanese thing oh my
25:39gosh but do they ever ask they think i'm a fucking loser i because this is i didn't finish college
25:45and i don't know how to drive so they're always like are you stupid like do something with your life
25:49and i'm like fuck off dad yeah they're noobs yeah damn that's funny but so you pulled the kazumi thing
25:56right what do you mean like you didn't tell mom and dad you're doing porn no i wanted to but
26:01someone else like beat me to it well how long were you doing it before that you got exposed
26:06literally like two weeks i wasn't even in it well so you're on like year three yeah year three
26:12ow yeah damn that's a long time well no actually one my one year in porn porn is november 11.
26:18oh yeah baby hear that her one year anniversary of porn is november 11. not even a year yet
26:24that's our one year yeah 11 11 i have it tattooed it's my favorite number oh wow wow wow so
26:35your
26:35porn debut was the ryan brie debut and uh what is yours 11 11 it's just my angel numbers oh
26:40okay
26:42i was born april 11th okay yeah so tell us about your cunty friend yeah so basically my so whenever
26:51i
26:51started the end this year i just did two scenes i just wanted the money i didn't really think i
26:55was going in it and then the scene came out in like two weeks i didn't tell my mom and
27:01i literally
27:01was taking a nap i remember and then i woke up to like her blowing my phone and telling me
27:06that this
27:07friend i used to have well we weren't friends anymore because i her boyfriend oh well and her
27:14boyfriend at the time or x they were they weren't together and then we were at a party and then
27:19cassie
27:19maddie yeah but no we weren't friends we weren't friends by this like none of us were friends and
27:25then i her boyfriend and then we became friends again and then they started dating again and then
27:30nobody knew for like a whole year and then she actually told my mom that i him so my mom
27:36thinks
27:36i lost my virginity to him and then i did the video and i was already out of the house
27:42by this time
27:42and she went and told my mom like pulled up to my mom's house thinking that i lived there too
27:47wanted to like embarrass me which i mean it kind of was embarrassed was it a good porn
27:52uh-uh like it wasn't like a backroom casting couch oh legendary that's the best way i mean yeah but
27:58i just like my face the whole time was like this is it on pornhub i'm pretty sure yeah yo
28:05that's the
28:06only way to start yeah good for you when they do it years later and pretend they were younger yeah
28:12yeah no that was my first time yeah we've seen you you're trending you know yeah i mean you have
28:17a
28:17browser's contract yeah like relax it's not your first day here i feel like that's just amateur stuff
28:22too like people just go there for first timers it's that one guy yeah it's terribly filmed but it kind
28:28of makes it cool that it was so sketchy too like it was my first time and he went um
28:32i went to jc
28:33penny and like mace yes again it was like jc penny or macy's in the makeup section and that's where
28:41i
28:41got my hair and makeup done and like yeah so i thought it was so cool at first and then
28:46i realized
28:47like that's not really what people do here we don't go to a mall and get our makeup done for
28:52a shoot
28:53but i thought it was like the coolest thing ever i want to watch this porn do you recommend it
28:59i mean yes and no that one is anal what yeah huh so you did it's the only one that
29:07i did no no
29:08your price just dropped yeah why you fuck you fuck because i didn't know i had this suitcase pimp
29:14agent guy yeah he was like you know you can get two thousand dollars you fucked in the ass around
29:20and found out yeah you fucked around and found out yeah i just remembered remember when you were in my
29:27house and i threw out a house party and you fucked in the bathroom for like an hour which one
29:32which
29:32party my remember it was like there's like so many parties no it was my only house party it was
29:38a rare
29:38kazumi house oh yeah yes and i was reading all the comics that you had oh because i had all
29:44those furry
29:46we literally went for like an hour no this was in my house like i had like yeah i got
29:51i did i did
29:52get in your bathroom on his birthday yeah where is that i wonder who that guy is his name is
29:57romeo
29:58and i got gang banged by him in barcelona i need to see him again yummy
30:05but your cunty friend yeah we still didn't say what she did she just pulled up to my mom
30:10she showed up at your mom's house yeah with her mom too oh what a loser yeah with her mom
30:16and then
30:16both they went on the website paid for the video and everything showed my mom and then my mom was
30:22super supportive i mean she was obviously mad but didn't want to like not she just was supportive of
30:28me and what they told me because my mom's the crazy lady on the block too on my street she
30:34went outside
30:35and this cunty friend's mom was a lesbian and my mom like went on top of the car like the
30:42hood and
30:42like spread her legs and was like it was like what what don't you like it don't you like it
30:48yes and
30:50she was like she doesn't even live here anymore she's paying her own bills yeah i love your mom
30:55what yeah and then your mom went on the hood and don't you like it yes what like she showed
31:01pussy yes oh my god my mom was crazy oh legend because i used to have a neighbor friend like
31:08a neighbor like she saw the whole thing and i was like oh my gosh what was it like a
31:15thing your mom
31:15would do like she would like finger herself to assert dominance no that was like the first time i've
31:21ever like i never thought she would do that but it was honestly really embarrassing she called me
31:26after and it was crying i was like i'm so sorry but like why'd you do that that's embarrassing
31:34legend your mom's kind of cool for that yeah she's she's coming this weekend or not this weekend this
31:39end of the month is your mom hot i think so honestly if i let if she would love to
31:45be in the
31:46industry but i just don't think i'd let her she would love to be in the industry let her in
31:50there
31:50i think so um 53 okay relax she might be sexy yeah i mean she doesn't have any white hairs
31:57yet
31:58she sounds like big tits and she's like there's no market for that tell her to kick rocks what do
32:02you
32:02mean she can be your mom but she gone she's been to a porn set she you brought her yeah
32:07and she watched
32:08you not me it was another person um i can't remember their names wow
32:15fuck oh you know what i don't know ryan told me this from browsers that your mom is super supportive
32:21and that she came and yeah she went to a mike quasar set yes oh yo i've heard about your
32:26mom yeah
32:27she held the boom mic and everything you and uh is it sinatra monroe's mom too yeah she i think
32:33sinatra's mom actually pas yeah like actually works yeah sinatra monroe yeah this girl no no her mom
32:40is all in it yeah like chris in a sex chris jenner shit she she like extra way she was
32:45an extra one of
32:46my scenes she felt she films her of content for her edits it for her edits it yeah i don't
32:52know yeah
32:52that's weird i would never let my mom do that yeah i mean if she wants to work in foreign
32:56like
32:57honestly slay yeah she's gonna come then in this month so i want to see her
33:03you should interview kylie's mom yeah oh my god that'd be so bad yeah oh my god they'd be amazing
33:09actually milk city the moms of porn episode she whips the vagina yeah i'm like why
33:16kylie rocket's mom and fuck sinatra's mom what
33:22kylie a segment we always do on this show is like most embarrassing
33:25fucked up thing that's happened on set could be embarrassing could be like nastiest you know
33:30yeah it's actually that one scene um the very first scene it was anal and like obviously a
33:38little bit of poop came out poopy time did they put it yes and i literally was like clean up
33:43on all
33:43five and for the longest time when i started a lot of fans would just comment on my shit clean
33:49up on all
33:49five i just thought that was just the most embarrassing thing i've ever done well yeah
33:53your first day on the job yes and the senior mom watched to find out is the poopy one oh
34:00no dude i
34:01love your mom slay whatever yeah no yeah she's the best okay well and and the old man um yeah
34:10i mean
34:10he's all right with it he doesn't really have a lot to say because i never grew up with him
34:14i met him when
34:14i was 16 and even then like we don't really have a close relationship fuck him yeah so he doesn't
34:20he doesn't he's not mad at me though like we still have a we like if i go to miami
34:24i'll see him okay
34:26he lives there but we're not close less trips to miami now though yeah ew i hate miami that's where
34:33people go to die yeah what's your beef with miami it's everything's loud people aren't real and the food
34:40sucks really the people aren't real dude like if you like do this they like they disappear food's
34:46fine no the food sucks the food is and the music is loud the restaurants are like the restaurants are
34:51loud as fuck everywhere you go and i'm just getting a taco and it's just so humid i love miami
34:54but i just
34:55won't move i won't ever live back there again yeah and i feel like the people are holograms there oh
34:59with
35:00with fuckhead peter and um oh with the greens with the greens i never lived here with um with new
35:05fuckhead yeah okay is he a director or performer both actually they're all both but is he yeah is
35:12he really a director for like property sex oh and he's property sex mm-hmm and he's my life in
35:18miami
35:19he's property sex or do they switch guys there's one in miami's him and then justin is here in la
35:25so either or what's property sex like real estate yeah like real estate it's everyone's favorite yeah oh
35:32really like if i'm a real estate king property sex is everyone's favorite yeah that's him yeah oh
35:38man i take it back yeah well he directs for it and he i mean shoots it yeah it's pov
35:42yeah pov so he's
35:43a director and the actor as in like he's holding the camera while he's getting his peepee so yeah
35:47he's really good at pov like that's his strong suit have you done property sex yeah how long does
35:51that shoot take honestly like two hours that's it yeah two hours yeah it looks like the longest day
35:57on set because it's like 30 minutes of talking yeah but i mean that's it shouldn't be 30 minutes
36:04of talking it should just be like yeah this is the pool we're like i mean at least it's no
36:09longer
36:10than four hours because if you're there longer than four hours wow i want to do property sex i've heard
36:14vixen long days on set long days super long yeah i've heard 12 hours sometimes yeah i haven't worked
36:20with them in a long time they had issue with motley but now you're free now i'm free so oh
36:26is
36:26vixen and performers first gonna do this i hope so i don't know i don't think so wow yeah oh
36:33shit why do you have an agent i feel like you could free ball well i know i want to
36:37but i like
36:38i told them i'd try out for two months and after two months i'd really decide they need to fix
36:42the
36:43vixen black beef they need to fix everything yeah because you know about this right at avn
36:48they cut off motley yeah vixen black what else do they have i'm tushy i'm slade yeah i like to
36:55not know things and they all just cut motley and then all the girls are like well fuck i can't
37:00yeah because he had pictures at his avn booth from vixen shoots with vixen logos on it oh and then
37:07they came and they said take it down he's like nah take it down now then on the third day
37:10they put
37:11tape all over the vixen logos and one of those pictures are mine yeah lol and he had a set
37:17look like
37:17shit and then dave was fucking pissed ripping the tape off and they said we're gonna sue you if
37:21you keep take the tape off oh my god they said fuck you i'm taking it off they said well
37:26we'll never
37:26work with you again oh and then since then no that's the dumbest thing i think um they got a
37:31lawsuit
37:32from kenzie ann oh yeah who did vixen oh for what um miss like they would just weren't following the
37:40contract i guess oh or a lot of words yeah i miss her love did she die no no but
37:46she retired she
37:47retired yeah yeah oh she looks super hot she is very hot liam how we doing yeah we're gonna do
37:54a
37:54segment called the naughty bucket by slim party best website in the world okay yeah good one last time
38:00with uh victoria where she would they put the fist in her mouth yeah yeah yeah that was a good
38:05one right
38:05i think i can do that do it now oh there let's pick a good one you can do more
38:11you can fist oh
38:14dude me too can you oh god oh kazumi your turn good
38:25can you do it just a little liam can
38:30who is this one oh that's funny okay read this please okay
38:36i can't do this seduce her to do her best british accent right so you're gonna flirt with her a
38:44little bit you go cam to cam with the cam girl and you have 60 seconds to pull that off
38:48you win you
38:49win so she has to do a british accent yeah but like make it like you know flirt with her
38:53to get her to do
38:54it no you come on you know how to flirt pretend to the greens let's go this is giggle greens
39:02liam darling ready yeah i'm so nervous who is this woman oh i love your nails liam oh thank you
39:08slay good work seduce her to do her best
39:14hi babe you look so cute oh
39:22hello
39:25i want you to do something for me no i'm not kidding are you gonna
39:32can you do something for me are you gonna be a good girl
39:37i want you to do your best british accent
39:45yes i can come on
39:51i'll give you some golds
40:00say it's tuesday say it's tuesday and i'm gonna
40:07fuck you real good yeah that still works oh my god come on you can do this for me
40:14you're almost there you're almost there it's just in the tip of your tongue give her some gold
40:23give you some golds give her give her 20 bucks
40:35you're gonna do the accent or not
40:41you want some gold here you go there you go that's 25 big ones yummy and kazumi's here hi nice
40:51boobies
41:01hello governor right
41:03today is tuesday yeah it's tuesday isn't it ain't it
41:11i'm gonna be a good girl
41:12and i'm gonna fuck real good beautiful i'm so bad at that
41:16there we go
41:17there we go
41:18there we go
41:19there we go
41:19there we go
41:20there we go
41:22there we go
41:40there we go
41:42oh you're still there
41:44at least you heard the good reveal
41:47yay
41:48good one liam
41:51yeah good one
41:52i love i like your porn voice hi
41:54kylie rocket yeah i have like a really like
41:59hmm go ahead yeah yeah drop do the the usually i'm really good at good when i'm narrating like i
42:06narrate what's happening in like a really seductive sexy way okay why don't we have
42:12uh me drinking a cocoa vodka okay and you narrate it in your porn voice i'd be like
42:19and it tastes really really good
42:22i'd be like i'm so nervous okay yeah drink that vodka and just
42:33put it deep down your throat i want to hear you
42:39fucking gargle it
42:42good yeah good work
42:46hey what kind of awards we want that's your avn we're going for a female performer um that'd be
42:52awesome i really probably i definitely do want best bj oh wow yeah you think you deserve
42:59best bj i think so i think i'd give a pretty mean bj oh wow yeah describe it so sloppy
43:06and just like i'm in it and like my lips are just like a suction cup
43:13my mouth's watering just thinking about it
43:17i love sucking dick oh you actually love it or you pretend you love it no i actually love it
43:22what
43:23your love about that i just like making the guy feel pleasure it's your party yeah and if it's like
43:30i like even like it when it's not super hard and it's like a little yeah i like to swirl
43:35it around
43:36and like nibble on it a little bit do you like to eat pussy yes yes i like it
43:43okay i like it more than she does it's almost is he good at it thanks baby go crazy
43:51good job yeah because i take notes from what guests say oh and i try to apply it
43:57i think like the best way to eat pussy is just like a lot of pressure i've been doing that
44:02the
44:02flat tongue yeah flat i put a lot of pressure and you like it it works yeah and then i
44:09do the fingers
44:09at the same time yeah i don't care about head fingers a plus i love getting my pussy and yeah
44:14yeah she likes 69 i do yeah it's slept on yeah it really is you know we just talked about
44:21this
44:21we're like we're coming up on a year we never did 69 it's time to 69 it's like a little
44:25weird
44:26sometimes though they need to be another short person yeah i like it with like girls mainly
44:31than like if i do it with a guy very lesbo thing to do yeah but with girls yeah yeah
44:36no 69 is great
44:37do you do pegging no oh okay because i feel like it's becoming very normalized pegging is like the new
44:43i could not like me a guy oh sorry is is it not called pegging if it's on a girl
44:48oh it's a strap
44:49yeah i can use a strap on yeah i just don't see myself like a guy right okay but it's
44:55so funny
44:55when you the missionary and her legs are in the air
45:00have you i feel like that would just like have you
45:05but he will yeah you will are you he's a yes guy whoa really i would have to like do
45:13it with someone
45:14i really like it's gotta be thin i'm intimidated by the big ones like the girth or the length
45:20i feel like the bigger ones will be better though the big ones scare me like thicker like big wide
45:25big
45:25one long and skinny like isaiah maxwell yeah that's a perfect size no he's not talking finger baby he's
45:32talking like this long right yeah i'm talking that long yeah like a finger skinny yeah okay what kind
45:41of dildo is that like a little like a fishing rod really you're gonna do that reggie i got to
45:50before he dies he has to get pegged i don't know if you got to he's a freak in the
45:54sheets
45:55i have to do it with someone i really like because a lot of the young uh adult stars are
45:59getting like
46:00ass to fuck ceos and shit in the ass really i didn't know experience oh yeah at porn parties
46:05like the michael bay type shit you know you haven't been asked to do that yet you will it'll happen
46:11it'll come i can't wait are you into pegging one day no come on i don't gotta do that before
46:19you die
46:20i don't know we'll see see if we need to spice things up right now we're doing role play
46:26i'm very excited tomorrow we're doing the role play is awesome we're gonna do the teacher one
46:29saturday oh finally teacher saturday yeah she wants to get into yale i have it planned already
46:35scheduled oh yeah she wants to get to yale but she her improv is really good her gpa is 2
46:40.0 she keeps
46:41it up during like she's like i hope the janitors is walking you know yeah it's like oh no that's
46:46hot
46:52yeah hey at least you stay in it you're fucking right good shit yeah hey what an episode what 10
46:58out of
46:5810. yay good work kylie rocket thank you you did great guys you want to plug anything do you guys
47:05um my instagram kylie underscore rocket underscore my twitter at rocket kylie and then my only fans
47:13onlyfans.com hey vote for her for browser's house yes and her no and i will lose two winners
47:19yeah could be right here could be let's hope let's hope thank you guys we'll see you next tuesday
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