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02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no, I'm sorry.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43Do you think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks, so pretty, so entitled.
02:59Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment, oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I-I wrote in, like, an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop.
04:04Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no.
04:13She's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Yana, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26The soundtrack's at five.
04:27You're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:08I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:12I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15No, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Okay, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:37I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarped for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
06:19The boys gonna love this, pickin' their lips, wishin' they had them big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's awesome with your lips, everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit, I don't need to chase that hit.
06:33Long as I go with my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
06:38What?
06:39What?
06:39What?
06:40What?
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06:47What?
06:48What?
07:11Wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19oh oh you've your bad news face it's your scholarship it's not happening this year
07:29what budget cuts don't even get me started no we're three weeks into the semester how
07:34how can no no they can't no we'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office
07:39they can help no they're just gonna give me another work study job i can barely do all
07:44my schoolwork as it is oh my god okay whoa whoa whoa whoa don't stop breathing you need air to
07:51process
07:51and live yeah i also need money is there another scholarship i could apply for another classical
07:58composition scholarship i could switch concentrations performance girl we both know you're a much
08:07stronger composer than clarinetist and there's no money in classical well jazz jazz i could i could
08:13write jazz even less money right what what do i do let's chat again on monday after you've had a
08:20few
08:21days to sit with this hey hannah we're gonna get through it okay i i could write pop first place
08:32comes with a scholarship right right but you just said that i'm a stronger composer than clarinetist
08:37moments ago and i wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman
08:43year i mean your word outstanding it's true not many people can write so eloquently about the
08:49harmonic vocal identities in the work of one direction yeah see yeah i can totally pop how hard
08:56can it be really famous last words because the competition it's it's pretty steep no i can do this
09:01i will do this okay bring some ideas in the class we'll talk okay
09:23dean dean dean where you at dean do not give me the silent treatment he's taking the world's
09:35longest shower still at least the door shut this time logan drain's clogged again no shit finish your
09:44fucking shower i'll come fix it dean come help with the kegs told you i'll be right down yeah but
09:52when
09:55you want me to come down naked tucker because i'll do it you sure will never mind forget i have
10:04babies maybe garret will help where the fuck is garrett guys
10:10Hey, guys!
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey!
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, brother?
10:25What's up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening's date tomorrow!
10:28Hey, man.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:32Garrett!
10:33You in it?
10:42Smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Hey, bro.
10:51I just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Hey, shower sex is hot.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making tuck?
11:16It's a house party.
11:17We need Dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just?
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, Dippables?
11:22Dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Dippables.
11:26Okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:27Okay, okay, okay.
11:28Nothing for you, Logan.
11:29We're gonna make all my food, but I...
11:30Dude, you look beautiful, man.
11:31They look great.
11:33I'll be listening to you.
11:35Hey!
11:43Hey, can you play something from this Millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Grand.
12:03Brought you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:09So strict.
12:10Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:47Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force.
12:50Are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a GoPro.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:59Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly.
13:05You never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Cole is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:29Fine, just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:38I-I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt.
13:43And it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I-I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:51Or...
13:52Maybe...
13:56Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I-I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I-I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:05I-I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it!
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?!
14:16What did he look like?
14:17He looked...
14:18Naked!
14:18And then I fell!
14:19Which is...
14:20My point!
14:21I-I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to a block party tomorrow.
14:26Including Justin, probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I-I don't like parties.
14:33But you love music.
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse.
14:38And you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:40I want to present the demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43Look, I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47Oh, but I-
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you all fall out this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a risk.
15:09I need you!
15:10I want you to let the pills behind the counter that hit.
15:13I want you so bad my fingers struck with it.
15:17And we could have all of the money in the world,
15:19But all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:23You're somebody else, let me never forget.
15:26It's all my image, but the time in my home, the same.
15:29My niche man, I'm on the internet,
15:32And I get to live, I'm in love, they don't know but we will.
15:35I change my head, I change your clothes,
15:38My cheap tattoos, if you like them.
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised,
15:44I promise no one's watching me.
15:48Not just a body of somebody,
15:50With a body of somebody to me.
15:54Not just a body of somebody,
15:56With a body want your body on me.
16:00Not just a body of somebody,
16:02My body of somebody.
16:06Not just a body of somebody.
16:09Not just a body of somebody.
16:09Not just a body of somebody,
16:10Not just a body of somebody.
16:10Not just a body more me.
16:11Not just a body more me.
16:12Feels that when I'm king it might take you by surprise.
16:16My locks are short, so it's fair I could drive in.
16:19I'll change my hair, you change your clothes, my cheap tattoos, they feel like home.
16:25People talk, but I don't care, so they run your things through my head.
16:31People talk, I know they do, let's let them talk about me.
16:39Not a body, not a body, you're somebody to me.
16:44You're somebody, you're somebody, you're somebody, you're somebody.
16:49You're somebody, you're somebody, you're somebody.
16:52Oh!
16:53Oh!
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just, I missed you.
17:27Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:32Wow.
17:33Okay, guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but, you know, Kendall, I've been very upfront, my whole life is
17:44morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:52Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57So you're special.
17:57What, that's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus, so, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I want to be your girlfriend.
18:17Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major?
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL, or you've deluded yourself into thinking
18:43that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity, but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you've got a lady and you want her gone, but you ain't got the guts.
19:38She keeps me, you're not your man and dance.
19:42I'm not the dry and nuts.
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be the best dog man.
19:51Come on!
19:51Hey!
19:52Turn it in!
19:54Find that chick!
19:56Find that chick!
19:57Find that chick!
19:59Turn it in!
20:01Find that chick!
20:02Find that chick!
20:02That was good.
20:02I'll take it back.
20:06Move!
20:10Move!
20:11Move!
20:12Come on!
20:12Come on!
20:14Come on!
20:32We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39How says...
20:40Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:45Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He already gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Are you stuck?
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend who wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable.
21:20Right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup,
21:48a Norris trophy or two,
21:49spend more time on your hair than a Kardashian,
21:51and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey,
22:13let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like sugar.
22:36Fine.
22:40Fine.
23:02Hi.
23:03You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:21That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34Coming back to you.
23:35Just riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42You're nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song and I fail a pop showcase
23:56and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
23:59You know, like, what if you're right?
24:02If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write
24:05a perfect song about love and life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night
24:23and I have literally no idea what it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Yeah?
24:41Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity,
24:58you weren't supposed to open at Malone's today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know.
25:37I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:39No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40I'm sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41Back to the game?
25:42Hi.
25:44Oh, yeah, you like it.
25:45Thanks.
25:46You can borrow it.
25:50Ah, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah.
26:02No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Ah, yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:22I carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27It's dirty dancing.
26:29Um, Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously, I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:40Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:41Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just, uh, came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07What?
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:10That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23You could tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on.
27:31I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So?
27:35I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points in actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:51Sorry.
27:52I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:02Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:26De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:38Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:41Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:46Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:56Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it.
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:51Make you a man and make you a hundred more.
29:54Boy.
29:55For real.
29:56Boy.
29:58Staring at fate.
29:59I'm in the lead and I'm breaking away.
30:00Please welcome your very own Ryder.
30:07Yo!
30:09Ho!
30:10Ho!
30:11Ho!
30:11Ho!
30:12Ho!
30:14Ho!
30:14Ho!
30:15Ho!
30:22Ho!
30:24Ho!
30:28Ho!
30:32I think he has a potential honestly to have a bigger impact than Phil ever has.
30:36Alright, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:38Let's go, Staring at fate.
30:40I'm in the lane and I'm breaking away.
30:41If you're not working, you're taking up space.
30:43We're going to come.
30:56Eric Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game,
31:01but he needs to be consistent.
31:03Lean on, G!
31:07Hey, come on, bro. Get your head in it.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Garret Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that? You know, Garret doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookup thing. You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever. Good friends. And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it. We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah. Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:27Oh, my God.
32:33Oh, my God.
32:35Oh, my God.
32:37Oh, my God.
32:38Oh, my God.
32:40Oh, my God.
32:41Oh, my God.
32:41Oh, my God.
32:41Oh, my God.
32:42Oh, my God.
32:48Oh, my God.
32:52Oh, my God.
32:59Oh, my God.
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:16Hey, the game's not over!
33:33Hey, Garrett!
33:37Hey, Garrett!
33:41Hey, Garrett!
33:52Hey, Garrett!
34:11Hey, Garrett!
34:29Hey, Garrett!
35:03Hey, Garrett!
35:06Hey, Garrett!
35:06Hey, Garrett!
35:10I entertain by picking brains
35:13Sell my soul by dropping brains
35:17I throw my toes, my god, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:24All good, my heart
35:33Hey, Garrett!
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
35:35You're the bitch, you're the bitch is back
35:36I'm a scum cord so but I don't know what it's fast
35:40I'm a bitch, I can't wait
35:42I can do what I'm doing
35:42It's funny, yeah
35:44Yeah, yeah
35:46Here we go, here we go
35:47Pitch up!
36:07We lost you for a minute there
36:19I can bitch, I can bitch
36:22Cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I move
36:25You think that I can move around
36:29Hey, hey, yeah, hey
36:35Bitch, bitch, bitch is bad
36:40Bitch, bitch, bitch is bad
36:49Bitch, bitch, bitch
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo
36:56It's a feeling, a heartbeat
37:00Go-go
37:03Go-go
37:04Go-go
37:07Try something
37:10Go-go
37:12Go-go
37:13Close your eyes
37:15What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
37:29No, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe, good to see you too
37:38Whatever
37:38Hi, I love you
37:39No, convince Hannah to come out
37:41It's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give an ass, she'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb
37:49That doesn't matter
37:51She's coming
37:55I don't...what just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there and...
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit
38:09You just do your makeup
38:11Let me try to look hot, Hannah
38:12Do I not normally?
38:15You just look...
38:17Sean, help me
38:17I plead the fifth
38:20Fine, okay, I'll do your makeup too
38:21Just hustle
38:22Before Justin leaves
38:46Oh, yes, bitch
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey
38:52Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right
38:55I just said don't look now
39:00Well, now you have to go over there
39:01No, I talked to him earlier
39:03It was not good
39:04Stop, stop, stop, stop thinking this
39:06No, this is why we pre-game
39:08Now put on your big girl pants and go talk to him
39:10I mean, I can give us more shots if you need them, girl
39:12Look, I'm courage
39:13Hey, make your pressure
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school
39:15I thought we'd be
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, man?
39:27Well, yeah, we can
39:27Oh, I can do this
39:41Wow, you said
39:42Thank you so much
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches
39:53There's a party
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah
39:58What?
40:01Idiot
40:01Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11All right, we're doing shots
40:13We're doing shots, boys
40:14All right, bro
40:15Come on, bro
40:16I'm watching you spill it
40:17Give me a shot
40:17Come on, buddy
40:18Have some faith
40:19Jeez
40:19Thank you very much
40:20Please take your tampon out and relax
40:22Okay
40:23Yep
40:24A little bit of luck going on
40:25Ooh, thank
40:28Oh
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah
40:32Okay
40:33So it seems
40:33Okay
40:35Here's to me, here's to you
40:37Fuck the rest
40:37Where by are you?
40:38That's her, baby
40:39Yes, sir
40:39Come on
40:40Get one, Dini
40:40Get in here
40:41Cheers, boy
40:43Cheers
41:04Here we go
41:05I don't want to live by the...
41:12I don't want to live by the...
41:16I don't want to live by the...
41:16Sing it so loud!
41:20Yes!
41:22Yes!
41:23Fuck yeah!
41:26Fuck yeah!
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess
41:48Love you are!
41:51Oh no!
41:54Oh!
41:54Oh, I'm glad it's hot
41:59I'm glad it's just a whole lot
42:02I'm glad it's just a whole lot
42:06I'm glad it's just a whole lot
42:18I'm glad it's just a whole lot
42:19Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not
42:21Don't worry, we'll be watching
42:22Perfect!
42:23Okay, give me your coat
42:28You guys, this is me
42:29You got it, go
42:50Yeah, what you think about it?
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, uh, the, uh, grand, um, stupid shoes
43:05Okay
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier
43:10I'm a musician, too
43:12Writer, not performer
43:14It's sick, yeah, what kind of stuff do you have?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly
43:20Yeah, classical
43:21Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles, too, like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh, but mostly pop,
43:32though, and...
43:33Wellesie
43:33Classical
43:35Get it?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket, you never do
43:40Oh, no!
43:42No, no, no, no, no, come here
43:43What?
43:45Hey, I'm, uh, I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52You're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56Nothing like Phil Graham, but, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:02Yeah.
44:04You're Johanna, right?
44:06Yeah.
44:07Anna Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it's nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:15Are you sure?
44:15Yeah.
44:16No, I don't know.
44:17Oh?
44:18Okay.
44:19I don't know what I'm playing.
44:20See her out.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has, especially when that someone is a
44:41Briarview athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:51Oh.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:20You, uh, you sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh, you love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something I've always done to impress my dad.
45:48And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:01She, um...
46:04Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I...
46:13Look.
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:31So what?
46:32I help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42I ain't still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:56Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours.
47:05You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08That's my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:14Asshole.
47:15I see.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:37Deal.
47:39Oh, oh.
47:40Dancing with myself.
47:42Dancing with myself.
47:45But there's nothing I'm losing.
47:47There's nothing to prove.
47:49I ain't dancing with myself.
47:51Oh, oh.
47:52Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
47:54Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
47:59If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy.
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we going to do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:06You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up.
48:24You can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself.
48:27I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:34Not bad.
48:38Me and you are in the ruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God.
48:46Justin's here.
48:47Be cool.
48:48You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:56Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means trust me.
49:25If I looked all over the world, and there's every type of girl.
49:32Watch your empty eyes seem to pass me by.
49:35I'm dancing with myself.
49:38So let's sink another drink.
49:41It'll give me time to think.
49:44If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance.
49:48I'm dancing with myself.
49:50Oh, oh.
49:51Dancing with myself.
49:54Dancing with myself.
49:57When there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove,
50:00I'm dancing with myself.
50:25So let's sink another drink.
50:30It'll give me time to think.
50:33If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance.
50:37I'd be dancing.
50:39Dancing.
50:40Dancing with myself.
50:43Dancing with myself.
50:46If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance.
50:49If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance.
50:52If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance.
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