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00:02Delaney with the puck. He's trying to fend them off.
00:05Delaney shoots. He scores!
00:08Friends have wins! Friends have wins!
00:14Hannah.
00:16Hannah.
00:18We won.
00:35Oh, excuse me, gentlemen.
00:37The UN has declared an international band emergency
00:40and they say that my dad is the only man for the job.
00:43An international band emergency? Have they called Prince?
00:45They tried, but he is famously dead.
00:48Good God, this is worse than I thought. Sorry, guys.
00:52You're so weird.
00:54Also, can we hit Dairy Queen on the way home?
00:56What?
00:57Are you saying the international band emergency was a ruse?
01:00Is Prince even dead?
01:02Anne, honey, you were phenomenal.
01:06Uh, how was I?
01:08You were okay, too.
01:10Oh, yes.
01:13Okay, can I help you?
01:15I just want to know how your new song is coming along.
01:19Must be going well because you missed three cues tonight.
01:22The muse waits for no one.
01:23Oh, does the muse play clarinet?
01:25Because we're looking for a new alternate first chair.
01:33Just right, Hannah.
01:43Hannah, I'm gonna skip the game today.
01:46Got an extra monster cookie if you want.
01:49Hannah?
01:51Babe, you okay?
01:54Yeah, yeah, sorry.
01:56I'm...
01:57I'm not super hungry.
01:59Uh, don't worry about me.
02:00I'm-I'm good.
02:02Okay. Love you.
02:25Look at those smug motherfuckers.
02:27The ten game streak ends now.
02:30Not if their new center has anything to say about it.
02:33Please, he's been skating in fucking cornfields.
02:35Iowa, whatever.
02:36Indiana.
02:37Kids fast as fuck.
02:38Physical, too.
02:39Doesn't matter, nothing's getting past us.
02:41Kurwa hoshi yasu zek.
02:43Yeah, see, Sims gets it.
02:44Come on, boys.
02:45Let's get it.
02:46Fuck yeah, let's go.
02:51Fuck.
02:52He also doesn't back down from you anymore.
02:55Same as Gary.
02:56Shit.
02:57Papa Graham's mad early.
02:58No pressure, man.
03:08Garrett.
03:10Good to see you.
03:16Looks like you got a tough one out there today.
03:18Feeling good?
03:19Yeah, you know what?
03:20Don't worry about me.
03:21I'm ready.
03:22Sorry.
03:23I left my phone in the car.
03:24That's okay.
03:25Hi, Garrett.
03:32Cindy?
03:33Good luck out there today.
03:38Yeah.
03:40Thanks.
03:53Good luck out there.
04:16Sean, I am so sorry that you had to find out like that.
04:18I never meant to hurt your feelings.
04:20But also, literally, how dare you suggest that I'm incapable of being alone?
04:24Like, so fucked of you, Sean.
04:25So fucked.
04:27Again, could not be more sorry.
04:28Please just, like, call me back or text me or...
04:31Please hang up or press one to rerecord.
04:38Bo!
04:39Ali, what are you doing here?
04:40Uh, this is the drama building.
04:42I'm in the correct place.
04:43What are you doing here?
04:44This is perfect.
04:45You're not busy, right?
04:46I need a huge favor.
04:47No, but, well, sorry.
04:48I can't take on anyone else's stress today.
04:50I'm emotionally wrong.
04:52I'm the shell of a woman.
04:53Okay.
04:53Okay.
04:54Thank you, Ira.
04:56You too, Ira.
04:58Hi, Ira.
05:00Sorry about that.
05:01Ira is not great at ending conversations.
05:04Joe, this is Ali.
05:05Ali...
05:05I'm Joanna Maxwell.
05:06Yeah, Ali's a fan.
05:08Nice to meet you.
05:10Wait.
05:11Are you Ali Hayes?
05:12Don't we have the same agent?
05:14You know who I am.
05:17Joanna Maxwell knows who I am.
05:19Well, you can just call me Joe.
05:20Yo, respectfully, there is literally no way I can make that happen.
05:23Joanna's back here doing a masterclass with the seniors because she's so famous.
05:27Definitely not famous.
05:28And because she's so famous, she has this big self-tape.
05:31It's a same-day audition.
05:32Last time I read with Joe, I got in trouble for my voice being stiff and distracting.
05:36Well...
05:36So I thought that maybe you could read with her, Ali, so I could go do literally anything else.
05:42What?
05:43Beau?
05:44You don't just ask someone to be your reader.
05:46There's an etiquette, fool.
05:48Sorry about him.
05:49I couldn't ask you to do that.
05:50It would derail your entire day.
05:51No, no, no.
05:52Derail it.
05:52Please.
05:53Like, seriously, it is not a problem.
05:55I would be honored to read with the Joanna Maxwell.
06:03This is it, folks.
06:04Start of our long-awaited game with St. A's and their new center, Aaron Delaney.
06:13And we're underway here in the first.
06:15Hawks take possession.
06:19Oh, shit.
06:21Brutal hit from Aaron Delaney.
06:22Seems the new guy is fitting right in with St. A's legendary trash-talking bullies.
06:30Whoa!
06:31How is that not a penalty?
06:33Hawks regain possession.
06:35Grand starts out from behind his own net and...
06:37Oh!
06:38Delaney says nope.
06:39He shoots and beats Sims blocker side to the goal.
06:45Come on, Grand.
06:46It's not fun if you don't fight back.
06:47Fuck you.
06:49Take it easy, princess.
06:53Hey!
06:54Come on, bro!
06:55Shake it off!
06:56You got this!
06:58Wellesie, where are you?
07:25Wellesie, where are you?
07:29Wellesie, I'm sorry.
07:30Something like that is the fun, Doc.
07:33Alright, alright.
07:36I'm sure we have no Baverick!
07:40Mob oh-hoosh.
07:55I cannot just stop myself for hours, if you don't wanna walk.
07:56Checked by Delaney. Vipers are absolutely dominating the Hops right now.
07:59Hops are going to jump. Vipers collect the puck in the Hops zone.
08:02Are you kidding? The Vipers are relentless.
08:05That's a slashing penalty on Zaney's 29.
08:07Just right.
08:08There's Delaney again. Let the action be.
08:11Delaney shoots.
08:18Well, that wasn't the first period I was looking for.
08:20Graham, Delaney's shadowing you.
08:22Move the puck. Look at Bertie and Dean.
08:24You got two periods left. Your turnovers are killing us.
08:27Hey, don't worry about us. We're good.
08:28Fuck that. I'm not good.
08:30Let's just work as a team and try not to do it all ourselves.
08:33No more one-on-one sloppiness.
08:35I got it, okay? Fine.
08:36Hey, cut the attitude, Graham.
08:39I mean it.
08:44Hey. Delaney's trying to take you out of the game, so take the defenders out too.
08:47As soon as the puck comes near, you just get rid of it.
08:49Who died and made you coach?
08:51I'm out there too, man.
08:52Okay, then worry about yourself.
08:54Right?
08:54Okay. Fine.
08:57I don't know what your problem is,
08:59but I suggest you do whatever it takes to work it out.
09:02Fucking quick.
09:04I'm gonna kill you.
09:05Get out of his son' studio.
09:06I'll kill him.
09:12Something...
09:32Fuck!
11:07Sorry, sorry.
11:09I couldn't be in my room, so I came and I heard...
11:16Who was that you were playing?
11:18It's actually an original.
11:21Part of a series I wrote when my son first went off to daycare.
11:26I'm kind of exploring the emptiness of time.
11:29Wow, you're incredible.
11:33Ah, I would hope so.
11:36That's why I'm here, right?
11:41You okay?
11:43Yeah, I finally get it.
11:45When you said, right, music that lets people in?
11:48Like, just now, I didn't know it was about your son, but I felt it.
11:55That's a sweet compliment.
11:57I'm just having a hard time taking it because of the general melancholy.
12:06It's just I don't think I could ever write anything that comes close to doing that.
12:11Come on, that's not true.
12:12No, it is.
12:15I can't do what you do.
12:18Letting people in.
12:19Anna.
12:20No, it's okay.
12:21I made a mistake trying to do this.
12:24Anyway, it's been an honor to be a part of your class.
12:27I really hope we can keep in touch.
12:29Not on my student email, because if I don't do the showcase, then I won't be here next semester.
12:34But I'll send you my old one to Yahoo for some reason.
12:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
12:39Hold up.
12:40Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah.
12:41Just if you don't come back here right now, okay?
12:46I'm still your advisor for as long as you're here.
12:49So talk to me.
12:51Get your money's worth.
12:54I have been doing this a while.
13:02Like, doesn't it hurt?
13:04Doesn't what hurt?
13:05Like, ripping yourself open over and over again.
13:11Letting people see all the weird, jagged pieces of you.
13:15Is that what it feels like?
13:17Yeah, well, it doesn't feel good.
13:20I don't subscribe to the notion that art has to be painful.
13:23In fact, if done right, allowing people into our truth,
13:27that can even be healing.
13:30I don't know about that.
13:35In my experience, whenever I tell someone my truth, it ends badly.
13:46Well, that doesn't mean we have to close ourselves off for good.
13:49It doesn't?
13:50No.
13:51But that just means we have to cling to the people who see us and smile.
13:56There has to be someone like that in your life, right?
14:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, there is.
14:08Then, with love, what the hell are you doing here talking to me?
14:13It's taking up my rehearsal time.
14:14Yeah, you're right.
14:16Sorry.
14:18I'm going to...
14:23Thank you, David.
14:24Hey, Tom.
14:33Hey, hey, it's me.
14:34Are you okay?
14:36Or did I do something wrong?
14:39Just, you said you were coming, and you're not here.
14:42And I really wish you were here.
14:47You always help me get out of my head.
14:48And I could just really use a Coach Wellesie pep talk right now.
14:55So, yeah, just, if you could just let me know you're okay.
15:03I'm here.
15:07Okay.
15:11Heavy into the second.
15:12Briar's trailing 3-1.
15:14You can tell Graham is frustrated with this incessant coverage.
15:16Move it!
15:18Fuck you.
15:19Up, G!
15:20Oh!
15:21You got Logan.
15:22Come on, man.
15:22Get rid of it.
15:23You got Logan.
15:24Move it!
15:24It's up, G!
15:26Can't keep up, Daddy, boy?
15:27Fuck!
15:28Ooh, someone pulled Garrett's hair back, because he is getting sloppy.
15:33Go, go, go!
15:35Delaney banks the puck to himself past Graham and breaks up the ice.
15:38No!
15:38Fuck!
15:39Delaney sends the puck behind the Hops' net.
15:41The Hops are on their heels again.
15:42The pass comes out front to Delaney and...
15:56What an absolutely brutal hit from Delaney and a brutal end to the second period for the Hops.
16:02Birdie sure got his bell rung.
16:04Let's hope he's okay.
16:08How you doing, Birdie?
16:10Everything's so fucking bright.
16:12Okay.
16:13You're not going back in.
16:15Rogers, you're up.
16:16I'm gonna put you on D for the third.
16:19Me?
16:19Yeah.
16:20Just keep your feet moving.
16:21You rent this?
16:22Yeah, I'll look out for him, Coach.
16:28Fuck Aaron Delaney, man.
16:29There's no way that was an accident.
16:31He knew exactly what he was doing.
16:32Okay.
16:33Guys, anything can happen in 20 minutes.
16:34Maybe we switch to a 1-2-2 trap to really cut off their outlets and put the pressure?
16:39That won't work.
16:41It doesn't matter what we do.
16:42We were already getting our asses kicked before Birdie got domed.
16:45We know what the problem is.
16:46You got something to say?
16:48You know you're locked off.
16:49I told you to get rid of it.
16:51Come on, bro.
16:51No, everyone is thinking it.
16:53Garrett Graham's got to do it all by himself, and now we're down by two.
16:55Stay in your lane, John.
16:57Guys, come on.
16:57It's not that deep.
16:58No, it fucking is for some of us, Dean.
16:59It is that deep.
17:01I'm not going to let us lose this game because Phil Graham's son gets to do whatever he fucking wants.
17:08You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
17:09Hey, come on, man.
17:10You're going to fight me now?
17:10Hey, hey, hey.
17:11Calm down.
17:13We're on the same team, G.
17:15Don't you get that?
17:17You're not the only one who can play hockey.
17:20You're not the only one who's been busting their ass, and you're not the only one who wants
17:23to beat these motherfuckers.
17:28We are on the same team.
17:30Phil, can you just give him a second to calm down, okay?
17:32I need to fucking help, Tucker.
17:44Fuck.
18:01Hey.
18:04Need a pep talk?
18:06Shh.
18:06What's going on?
18:08Are you okay?
18:09Where were you?
18:10I'm fine.
18:10I called, but you didn't...
18:12No, I know.
18:12I'm...
18:12I'm sorry.
18:13I should have texted.
18:14I was dealing with something that kind of took over for a minute there, but I'm here
18:19now.
18:20You're dealing with what?
18:21Are you okay?
18:22Yeah, I'm fine.
18:23Okay?
18:25Just, you know, it didn't matter as much as being here for you.
18:32Please just text me next time.
18:34I was worried about you.
18:36I know.
18:37I know.
18:43Okay.
18:44Focus up.
18:45Graham, what's going on out there?
18:47Everything.
18:49I'm playing like shit.
18:51Getting pressured like crazy.
18:52Making stupid mistakes.
18:54Everybody's counting on me to be in control.
18:56But I just got in a stupid fight with Logan.
19:00Because...
19:02Your dad's here.
19:03Your dad's here.
19:06With Cindy.
19:12We can't let him win.
19:14It gives him power.
19:16Okay?
19:16This is how we win.
19:17We just...
19:17We show up and we live our lives.
19:19Okay?
19:20We can do that.
19:21Right?
19:23Yeah.
19:25And as for everything else, we can just start with the small stuff and work your way up.
19:29Small stuff?
19:30Yeah.
19:31Whatever that means for hockey.
19:32I guess the small stuff could be stop playing like shit.
19:36Okay.
19:37Yeah.
19:37I can do that.
19:39Delaney's kicking my ass out.
19:41Guy's a fucking monster.
19:48Well, Z.
19:51Are you sure you're okay?
19:54Yeah.
19:54Yeah.
19:55Yeah.
19:55I'm...
19:59I'm good.
20:01I promise.
20:06Okay.
20:19Hey, Grandma.
20:25I love you.
20:29I love you, too.
21:03Graham and Delaney meet center ice.
21:04Ready to start the final period.
21:12What?
21:13Nothing to say to this now?
21:27Hey, that hit was bullshit, man.
21:29You all right?
21:30Yeah, yeah.
21:30Let's go.
21:31I got you.
21:35Hawks in their own zone.
21:36Becker's forecheck recover the puck and get it back to the point.
21:39Clutch deflection by Tucker gets the puck back to Graham.
21:42But can he get past Delaney?
21:45Graham puts on the brakes.
21:46Spins and drops to Tucker.
21:48Tucker shoots.
21:49Yes!
21:50Yes!
21:52Yes!
21:56Yes!
21:57Yes!
21:57Yes!
21:58Yes!
21:58Yes!
21:58Yes!
21:58Yes!
21:58We're past you!
21:59I'm a car!
22:01Yes!
22:01Yes!
22:08I like that!
22:09I like that!
22:10Okay, Briar.
22:11Looks like we've decided to get off our knees and stop sucking.
22:29And cut.
22:30Wow.
22:31Okay.
22:31Holding back tears?
22:33I mean, it's such a smart choice.
22:35Beau wasn't kidding.
22:36You really are a much better reader than he is.
22:39And you have cuter clothes.
22:41Thank you for this, by the way.
22:42I got it.
22:43Of course.
22:44God, it is just so fun to be hanging out with someone who's, like, actually doing the thing.
22:49You know?
22:50You're auditioning for a TV show on your day off from Broadway.
22:53It's so chic.
22:54Oh, I think you'd feel differently if you saw me hiding my pin curls under an old baseball
22:59hat with my falsies barely hanging on.
23:01Come on.
23:02You've got to know how cool that sounds.
23:04Broadway's hard, dude.
23:06It's...
23:07Like, I know I'm super lucky.
23:10But, oh my God, I'm also so exhausted.
23:14I don't have time for anyone.
23:15My dating life isn't shambles.
23:17Yeah.
23:18But that I can relate to.
23:21Ooh.
23:22I smell token straight boy drama in the theater department.
23:25Yeah, it's, like...
23:30Okay.
23:31Well, can we still be peers in the industry even if I tell you all my messy bullshit?
23:34Oh, that's literally the only way we'll be peers in the industry.
23:40My ex, like, found out I hooked up with someone and just got, like, all scrunch-faced and, like,
23:47just basically accused me of not being able to be alone.
23:49Ugh.
23:50Boys are so silly.
23:52So you fucked a little.
23:54It's not like you're in a new relationship.
23:56Yeah, thank you.
23:57I've hooked up with this new guy a couple of times.
23:59But this isn't about him.
24:01It's about me.
24:02I am capable of being single.
24:03Yeah.
24:04I mean, you're sleeping with other people too, right?
24:09Totally.
24:15Except...
24:15Except you're not.
24:17It's okay.
24:18Like, it'd be different if you and this new guy were texting all the time or had, like,
24:22cute gross nicknames or something like that.
24:29Oh, no.
24:31You do.
24:31So how long have you been hooking up with new guy?
24:35Like...
24:35A month.
24:38Ish.
24:38Bitch, I hate to break it to you.
24:40You're in another relationship.
24:41Oh, my God.
24:43Oh, my God.
24:44Oh, my God.
24:44Hey, I can see I've caused some turmoil here.
24:48We need to get off campus.
24:50Somewhere with alcohol.
24:57ID?
24:58Hey, could I do an old-fashioned?
25:05Nice fake.
25:08Excuse me?
25:09Just saying, it's not the worst one I've seen.
25:12Oh, no.
25:13No, this...
25:13This is real.
25:15Please, I work at a bar.
25:17I can spot one, like, five booths away.
25:18Maybe you need me glasses, because it's definitely not fake.
25:26Your name is Carter St. James.
25:28The Fifth.
25:30Hmm.
25:31Yeah.
25:33Nobody's named that.
25:34That's a name from Glee.
25:36Well, I guess I'm lucky they don't ask too many questions here.
25:39Yeah.
25:41I guess I am, too.
25:49What are you doing?
25:50That guy was hitting on you.
25:53So?
25:56Look.
25:56You want to prove you're not in a relationship?
25:59Best way to do that is to sleep with someone new who you'll never see again.
26:03I don't think, uh, hopping to yet another man is the answer.
26:06You're a relationship girly, right?
26:09Best way to get over that is to have no strings attached fun.
26:12But there legit has to be no strings.
26:15And that guy has no fucking strings written all over him.
26:25I don't know.
26:26Having sex with someone and not getting to know them at all?
26:28Like, doesn't that feel a little...
26:31Slutty.
26:33Yeah, that's part of it.
26:34I was gonna say meaningless.
26:36Ally, you're in college.
26:38You have the rest of your life to have meaningful sex.
26:41Don't you want to know what being single and slutty has to offer you?
26:48Hey, you with the cheekbones?
26:51Hey, hey, hey.
26:52What are you doing?
27:00What's up?
27:01If my friend wanted to have really hot, meaningless sex with you, but the only caveat was that you couldn't
27:06learn anything about each other and you had to promise not to call her after, would you be cool with
27:11that?
27:12Oh, yeah. Most definitely.
27:15Great. Buy her a drink. This one's mine now.
27:24What do you say?
27:30Coming out of the last time out with two minutes left, it's looking real good for the Hawks.
27:34Graham and Logan have been having a blast out there.
27:36We love that for them.
27:37And more importantly, we love it for me.
27:53That's what I'm talking about.
27:54Let's fucking go, baby.
27:55Can you find the words of wisdom, Cap?
27:56Let's win this fucking thing.
27:57Let's go!
27:59This is it, folks.
28:00It's looking like the last face-off of the game.
28:03Hey, man.
28:05Everything they say is true.
28:07Playing against you has been really fun.
28:11Yeah, alright.
28:15Graham, you know what's gonna be even better than me beating you?
28:18What's that?
28:27Beating you in front of that lying slut.
28:50Oh, fuck.
28:53Garrett!
28:58Garrett!
29:00What...
29:04Oh, my God.
29:52What are they gonna do the NCAA guess we'll find out
30:01aren't you gonna yell at me or something why would I yell at you if I need you to actually
30:05hear me
30:09coach Garrett you're on the brink of greatness but I can't help you get there if you're not in
30:15it for the right reasons and after that hot-headed bullshit I'm not sure that you are
30:26either way I won't condone that kind of behavior on my eyes as of now you're suspended for four games
31:10Garrett no we have an agreement I don't win you don't talk to me
31:13all right clearly this is an exception move no hang on just listen I'm proud of you
31:30what that was some tough old-school hockey
31:35I just got suspended four games yeah that is not ideal but hey it happens right you get worked up
31:43you lose your cool part of the game but shit will rain down though NCAA will be on your ass
31:49but don't
31:49worry I'll call the Bruins I'll take care of this no one will keep Phil Graham's son off the ice
31:59so that's it huh excuse me as long as I have Graham on my back I can just beat people
32:09up with no
32:10consequences for the rest of my life like you
32:17I don't know what you're talking about yes you do
32:25you know I don't remember you complaining about being a gram when you landed the best coaches when
32:29you got on the best teams with the best equipment the best bruises right easy to write it off when
32:36your kid plays such a violent sport I did what I had to that's fucking bullshit and you know it
32:42I
32:42don't want to hear what a terrible dad I was for making you tough for wanting you to have the
32:47best
32:47oh fuck you you don't want the best for me it was never about me of course it was you're
32:51about to play
32:52for the Bruins I made that happen you can hate the name on the back of your jersey all you
32:58want but it
32:59doesn't make you better than me it just makes you ungrateful I will never be like you
33:10you already are
33:15stay the fuck away from me
33:19stop calling stop coming to my games we're fucking done
33:49what the hell Garrett I really can't do this right now can you please just get in the car
33:53no what was that are you serious you're mad at me
34:01you lied to me Hannah I didn't lie to you you did you looked me in the eye and you
34:05told me you're
34:05okay you promised me you were okay you just had to make it through one game oh my god one
34:11hour
34:11that's it I had to go back out there and play against that piece of shit do you not trust
34:19me
34:19or what you lost your shit on him you didn't hear what he said I know what he fucking said
34:27what did he call me a whore a liar that I wanted it who cares I heard it every day
34:33in high school
34:34I wasn't just gonna stand there and listen I was fucking defending you well I didn't ask you to do
34:40that I didn't want you to I didn't want anyone to
34:46people in ransom didn't just turn on me Garrett they turned on my family my parents lost friends
34:52my dad got fired you want to know why I didn't tell you it's because every time I tell someone
34:58the truth it fucks everything up it ruins people's lives and it happened again no my life isn't no tell
35:05me you didn't just put your season at risk your future with the Bruins how do you think that
35:12makes me feel you blow this all up for me what do you want me to say Hannah do you
35:15want me to
35:15apologize say I'm sorry I'm not I could face that asshole a hundred times in 100 fucking times
35:20I would beat the shit out of him again yeah well that scares me Garrett it scares me that you
35:27would
35:27risk everything for me when I'm telling you it's not what I want I worked so fucking hard to put
35:33it all
35:37behind me I scare you what no what of course not that's what you said Garrett you're not listening
35:46to me fuck my dad was right you're what this is who I am Hannah this is just how I'm
36:00programmed
36:01no you're not you're not you're not Phil I am I fucking am do you think I like being like
36:07this
36:15oh you know maybe not right now but someday you're gonna look at me the same way Cindy looked at
36:25me and that would kill me Hannah Garrett Garrett no no I'm not good for you
36:37you shouldn't be this is over
36:46this needs to be over
36:47this needs to be over
37:44this needs to be over
38:01just wait Hannah
38:03just wait Hannah
38:07No, no, no, no.
38:41I just want you to write down what happened in your own words, okay?
39:32I just want you to write down what happened in your own words.
39:39Han, honey, I'll tell you what.
39:40I am missing my euchre partner right about now.
39:42Han, save me.
39:44I bet the house.
39:45Dad says hi.
39:47What's up?
39:49Mom.
39:53Han?
39:54Is something wrong?
39:57Yeah, my bike, my bike is wrong.
40:03Okay, we can fix the bike.
40:08I don't think we can, Mom.
40:10Is she okay?
40:16I don't think we can fix the bike.
40:17Okay, tell me.
40:18Why can't we fix your bike?
40:22Because, because, um, because I lost my scholarship.
40:28I'm gonna need you to connect some dots, honey.
40:32No, I wasn't gonna tell you because I wanted to figure it out on my own.
40:36Um, so I was, I was gonna win the pop showcase and get another scholarship.
40:41But Garrett and I broke up because he played St. Aids and he got into a fight and it's all
40:47my fault and now I have to walk home.
40:49Okay, okay, breathe.
40:54Breathe.
41:01So, a lot to unpack there.
41:05Let's start with the small stuff and work our way up.
41:09Okay?
41:11First off, let us figure out the money.
41:14We always do.
41:16Don't worry about the grant.
41:18We will find a way for you to be at Briar next semester.
41:21How can I not worry about it when it's my fault?
41:26I'm the reason that you can't afford it in the first place.
41:30Like, I'm the reason for the therapy bills and the lawyer.
41:33Garrett, I ruined your lives.
41:35And I'm sorry.
41:37I'm so sorry.
41:39I'm sorry.
41:42What did you do wrong?
41:50Well, if you're feeling guilty, then it must mean that you did something wrong.
41:59So, what is it exactly?
42:11You went to a party, sweet pea.
42:14You were a high school kid who had a drink.
42:16That's all.
42:18You didn't do anything wrong, Hannah.
42:23That night, and everything that happened after, that is not on you.
42:28There's nothing that you could have or should have done.
42:34And as far as ruining our lives, I am fine, and so is your dad.
42:40Despite being terrible at you, girl.
42:47Yeah, he really, he really is so bad.
42:50He's the worst.
42:53But I love him.
42:55And we love you.
42:57So will you let us do our jobs and take care of you?
43:04Are you nodding?
43:07Yeah, yeah, I'm nodding.
43:11Good.
43:20So how was your ice?
43:21Oh, uh, yeah, it was good.
43:24Good ice.
43:26Okay, did you change your mind?
43:28It feels like you changed your mind.
43:29No, no, no.
43:30I'm super into this.
43:32Okay.
43:33Promise.
43:34Right.
43:38You're kind of a shit liar.
43:40Look, the benefit of being strangers is you don't owe me anything, right?
43:45You know.
43:48It's really not you.
43:49I, you are very charming and have the kind of body that suggests you work out on federal holidays.
43:55Well, I take Memorial Day off.
43:57Only human.
43:59All right.
44:02It's just...
44:04It has recently come to my attention that I'm a serial monogamist, which I don't want to be.
44:09You know, I love love, but I also love sex.
44:12And I don't want to not have one just because I'm waiting for the other.
44:14Sure.
44:15Which is why I became involved with someone.
44:20You have a boyfriend.
44:21Oh, oh my God.
44:22No, no.
44:23Can you imagine?
44:24But we are, at the very least, something.
44:28Like, some weird, baffling thing.
44:31More weird or baffling than this conversation?
44:35Okay.
44:35Well, I am trying to explain myself to you, Carter St. James.
44:38Sorry, sorry.
44:39Continue.
44:40I want to have hot, meaningless sex.
44:43I do.
44:44But the last time I tried, I just ended up hurting someone that I really care about.
44:50So, I just, like, I want to do it the right way this time.
44:55Yeah, I get that.
44:56You do?
45:02God, now I'm going to have to go back and tell the living theater legend that I'm not fun and
45:06I can't be slutty.
45:12Okay.
45:14Here's what's going to happen.
45:15I'm going to kiss you.
45:17You're going to kiss me back.
45:19Pull my hair.
45:19Just really sell it.
45:20Mm-hmm.
45:21And then you can go back to your clearly very invested friend.
45:28And you can brag about how hot, meaningless it was.
45:33Okay?
45:34One kiss and I'm bragging.
45:36Oh.
45:37It's going to be a really good fucking kiss.
45:43Bullshit.
45:44Only one way to find out.
45:45What?
45:47Oh.
45:47Oh.
45:54ten times to be.
46:00He got a really good job.
46:05Oh.
46:05There.
46:06And then you can't try it.
46:07No way to the Lord with the Spirit.
46:08Oh.
46:11Yeah.
46:13Oh.
46:14I lost it by myself, thinking of me crazy
46:19Why do you always make me hate me?
46:23When you're in the morning for the taking
46:28I can't make you love me, no one
46:31Can't make you love me, baby
46:33Can't make you love me, no one
46:36Can't make you love me
46:38Go the fuck off!
46:40Making out with a hot stranger at the bar?
46:42Who is she?
46:43I am she.
46:43She is me
46:46I'm actually so proud I could cry
46:48You have to admit, you had fun
46:53I don't know who is she
46:57I don't know who is she
47:22So?
47:25I'm out four games.
47:31Yo, what's going on with you, bro?
47:36Where'd that come from?
47:39I don't want to talk about it.
47:42You never do.
47:48Yeah, I just thought that, you know, maybe.
48:04You know, for a second there, I thought we were on the same team again.
48:20Now, let's go.
48:21When someone tells me they're from Massachusetts,
48:25Now I always ask what it was.
48:30I wonder if you kept the pilgrim ashtray.
48:34If it's still problem on your bar cart?
48:39Could make a grand off of the chain you bought me
48:44But goddamn, it's not for sale
48:49When someone asks me who's my favorite Batman
48:53I'll think of you and say, Christian bitch
48:58As long as I live, I'll remember the names of your favorite beers
49:05And you're in your games
49:07The look on your face when you turn 26
49:12And your dad got too stoned
49:14Yeah, that one's got a stick
49:16You broke me to pieces
49:19But I root for you even
49:22Oh, everything went up in flames
49:25I'll never forget how I root for your gazer
49:31Your wall of guitars
49:33All your video games
49:35All your video games
49:38All your video games
49:45Pick up your phrases
49:47Now I say it's aces
49:50But it always sounds so fake
49:54I wonder if your tongue is turning over anything I used to say
50:04It's getting darker so I turn you down
50:08But I can't turn you up
50:12Oh, as long as I live, I'll remember the names of your favorite beers and your video games
50:22The look on your face when you turn 26
50:27And your dad got too stoned
50:30And your dad got too stoned
50:30Yeah, that one's gonna stick
50:32You broke me to pieces
50:34But I root for you even
50:37But I root for you even
50:37Oh, everything went up in flames
50:40I'll never forget how I bloom for your gazer
50:46Your wall of guitars
50:48All your video games
50:50All your video games
50:55All your video games
51:23At least I'm treading water
51:26You're not about to drown
51:28I'm not trying to find you
51:31Baby, you're just around
51:33Everything reminds me
51:35Of you even now
51:37Even now
51:39Even now
51:41As long as I live
51:43I'll remember the names of your favorite beers and your video games
51:50Fire in my gut that I've chased ever since
51:55You said the bar
51:58You're gonna stick
52:35You're gonna stick
52:35You're gonna stick
52:35It's really a love
52:35I could be
52:35And you never know
52:35So how much
52:35How much
52:35Which is
52:38Is
52:39How much
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